and it's time now for tonight's closing argument. the pro transparency website wikileaks today released nearly

400,000 classified documents on the iraq war. they put the civilian death toll at more than 100,000 from 2004 to 2009. that's 15,000 more than the u.s. had reported. many deaths were at the hands of other iraqis, but the documents do show that the u.s. military was responsible for many more than previously thought. the pentagon said, quote, we strongly condemn the unauthorized disclosure of classified information. tonight, we wanted to ask you, in the wake of all of this, do you think that classified documents should be made public just because they can? tell us what you think at the "nightline" facebook page or on the "nightline" page at abcnews.com. but that is our report for tonight. for all of us at abc news, good night, america, and have a great weekend. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel, with the highly anticipated the sims 3. all new features make it easier than ever to mess with life as you know it and unlock the ultimate karma powers and

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>> jimmy: that to you, too. please, watch your language. >> dicky: pick up your copy of the sims 3 beginning october 26th. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with julia stiles, nas and damian "jr. gong" marley and katherine stiles, nas and damian "jr. gong" marley and katherine heigl. new kellogg's fiber plus cereal®. the delicious taste of berries, plus yogurty clusters, plus 40% of your daily fiber... plus wait for it... antioxidants! so, two more wishes! mmmm. mmmm. maybe later, then. [ female announcer ] new kellogg's fiber plus cereal®. positively delicious.

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>> dicky: and now, don't touch that dial. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, there i'm jimmy, thank you for watching, thank you for coming. you know what, i've seen "sister wives" and i've decided to marry every one of you. it was a crazy morning on "the view" this morning. i should say it was a crazier morning on "the view" this morning. bill o'reilly from fox news was the guest. it ended up with joy and whoopi storming off their own show. you think people named joy and whoopi would be more cheerful, but -- not the case. they've been showing this clip all over the news today, but just in case you haven't seen it

yet, take a look. >> fist bump. >> okay. >> all right. >> do you have ocd, or, germ phobias -- >> no, no, i want to get to the chase here. >> i don't want to sit here. i don't. >> you're outraged -- >> i want to say something -- >> let's get out of here. >> jimmy: they didn't even give him a chance. i don't understand what happened. fortunately, even after losing two, they still had three hosts left to interview bill. actually, we edited that clip. the part you didn't see was a bitter argument in which o'reilly lumped all muslims in with al qaeda. joy and whoopi objected to that and rushed out. but the funny part, i think, was, as whoopi stormed off the stage, look at what she's wearing on her feet. it's hard to make a serious point when you're wearing red speaking of fox news, they just

launched something, fox news did, called fox news latino, which is just like regular fox news, but the stories are in spanish. and the anchors are in bumblebee costumes. fox news is very successful, and far be it from me to tell them how to do business, but it seems like if they want to attract latino viewers, they should probably stop telling them to leave. right? this is the slogan for regular fox news. >> fox news channel. we report. you decide. >> jimmy: and this is what they're going for with fox news latino. >> fox news latino. we deport. you reside. >> jimmy: see, you -- you have to give them points for honesty, at least. right? [ applause ] but hey, you're never going to guess who is excited about fox news latino. that's guillermo. right guillermo? >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: in fact, guillermo is starting to spread his wings a little bit. he was actually able to land his own show. >> tonight, on the o'rodriguez

factory. pinatas. pinatas are filled with candy. and who is filling this pinata with candy? mexicans. but who gets to eat this candies? white kids! stupid white kids. pinata made me so mad, i want to hit them with a stick. but i don't want to hit them with stick because all the candy will fall out. when we come back, i'm going to punch somebody in the face. this is o'rodriguez factory! [ applause ] >> jimmy: caddy corner from the spaghetti factory. so -- [ laughter ] new episode of "jersey shore" tonight on mtv. tonight, snooki's friend from home visited but she had to leave, which upset snooki. made her feel homesick. fortunately, though, vinny was there to give her a very big shoulder to cry on. >> i'm being ridiculous, but i

miss my hometown. i miss my family. >> i know. >> the only people that i trust in this house are you, paulie and jenny. >> good. we're here for you, too. >> i love you. >> i love you, too. >> he's like my big brother. i love him. but usually you don't have sex with your big brother. >> jimmy: usually. usually not. maybe on a special birthday or something, but not usually. my aunt chippy watches the show every week, not because she wants to, we force her to. she hates the show. but we made her watch it so she can give us a review every week. and here she is with her take on "jersey shore" this week. >> they have a room called the smushing room where they go in to have sex. i think a great ending, which preferably should be next week, is that they put them all in the smushing room at one time and set fire to it. [ applause ]

>> jimmy: they'd be very tan. how long were you and aunt chippy married? >> 28 years. she's a rough chick. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: speaking of "jersey shore," this is interesting. the 14-year-old girl who does the voice of dora the explorer just got fired. they said she was getting too old to do the voice. but i don't know if that's true. i don't know if age was the issue. i think they just wanted to go with someone shorter. >> i'd love to find a juicehead with my personality. my style. and is not a cheater. can i find that somewhere? because i'm not going to go on match.com again. >> i got snooki next to me, i don't know how she got there. did i bang snooki last night? >> i love guidos! >> jimmy: it's snooki the explorer. [ applause ] the -- the 33 miners who were rescued in chile -- they went back down the mine this morning. i can't blame them. too much noise up here.

actually, they're back home with their families after more than two months trapped more than 2,000 feet underground. the miners were finally able to update their facebook status to "not trapped in a mine." so that was -- [ laughter ] there's a big debate in chile what to do with the mine because there's a lot of interest in it. it could be a tourist destination or something. one proposal on the table is to turn the tunnel and the mine itself into the world's largest bong. from a company called snoop industries or something. it didn't take hollywood long to pounce on this miner craze. yesterday, they finished rescuing the miners. today, spike tv announced they're doing a miner reality show. the prize, if you win, you don't have to be a miner anymore. and spike isn't the only one getting in on the thing. nbc has something they're working on, too, for primetime. >> 12 obese contestants. one chilean mine. the only way out? a basketball-sized escape hole. >> help! >> biggest loser.

stuck in a mine. >> i need a snickers! >> coming this fall to nbc. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know how he got down there in the first place, though. what will they think of next? for those of you that follow football, you know brett favre, the quarterback for the minnesota vikings, isn't having a great year. the vikings are 1-3 and he's being investigated for allegedly harassing a woman that worked for the jets when he played for the jets. she claims he sent her pictures of his private parts. which are now all over the internet. and then yesterday at practice, this happened. he got [ laughter ] he got hit -- yeah. and -- the culprit, in case you were wondering who actually threw the ball, was his wife. >> suck it! >> jimmy: mrs. brett favre hit him right in the green bay package. so -- there's no cup in the

world that can protect you from irony. [ applause ] in other sports news, another weird lawsuit from the world of gulf. the lpga is being sued by a lady who hasn't always been a lady. >> lana lawless won the women's long drive golf world championship two years ago but this year, the event rules were changed to match those of the lpga, which say women golfers have to be born female. well, lawless says just because she was once a man doesn't mean she has an advantage over other women. >> i'm a female. i'm female emotionally, physically and legally. >> jimmy: well, clearly. and one more thing. it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it's "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> one of the men who is married also has a girlfriend on the surface and a lot of people have been asking, you know, of the family members who have been

invited, who's there to [ bleep ] him when he comes to the surface? >> what is president is doing is [ bleep ] the [ bleep ], so it looks like news. >> on november 2nd, i need you as [ bleep ] up as you were in 2008. >> still to come this morning, the man who was nearly [ bleep ] by a black bear speaks out about his miraculous survival. >> when's the last time you saw three [ bleep ] together, tony. >> probably my last night out with you. up top! >> just tell you this. there are big [ bleep ]. there are small [ bleep ]. there are [ bleep ] where you sit with everybody. [ bleep ] where you can sit alone. [ bleep ] where you can do lots of things. [ bleep ] where you don't do lots of things and just sit there. >> you are [ bleep ] grumpy? >> he claims i hit on him first, because i said, "your [ bleep ] is leaking." which it was. and i was just trying to be kind. >> that's some -- your [ bleep ] is leaking. she wants me! >> right now -- >> stop [ bleep ] my ass.

>> no one gets over my bridge unless they [ bleep ] my [ bleep ]. >> you hear that boots? we've got to [ bleep ] the troll's [ bleep ]. will you help us [ bleep ] the troll's [ bleep ]? great! >> jimmy: great. hey, we have a good show tonight. julia stiles is here. we have music from nas and damian "jr. gong" marley. and we'll be right back with katherine heigl, so --

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>> jimmy: hi there. it's great to see everyone safely out of the mine. with us tonight, from "dexter" on showtime, julia stiles is here. then later, two grammy nominees teaming up to make this album,

"distant relatives," nas and damian "jr. gong" marley from the bud light outdoor stage. and it's a good thing they're outdoors because otherwise, we'd all be walking into walls. next week on the program, teri hatcher, heidi klum, ron artest, music from mgmt, mumford & sons, rod stewart and clint eastwood will be here. so, please watch next week. our first guest tonight is a talented and durable actress. she survived brain cancer on "grey's anatomy" and sex with seth rogen in "knocked up." i have no business hosting a television show. you can see her now enduring parenthood in the new movie "life as we know it." please say hello to katherine heigl. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, you look great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's good to see you.

>> good to see you. i'm very grateful for the no steps. really wonderful. >> jimmy: i'm not able to actually negotiate steps. >> you don't have that budget? >> jimmy: yeah, right. how are you? i heard the police came to your house this week. are those handcuffs you're wearing? >> right. just, i should have come out in cuffs. >> jimmy: what happened? >> one of my favorite stories right now because it's so great. i finally have, like, an exciting story to tell. >> jimmy: you're a criminal, finally. >> i'm a criminal. no. >> jimmy: what happened? >> you know what, it's -- it's so great. my husband has been on tour and he came home and he was only home for three days and we decided to have, kind of, like, a quiet hangout. it was a quiet hangout. in our hot tub. and i wore my most sort of scantily, whatever, bikini, which i would never wear in public, ever. and, i just did it because, you know, whatever, we're having a good time.

again, it was totally pg. we're not idiots. i'm not going to do anything crazy. we were just talking and -- >> jimmy: wasn't like a "jersey shore" hot tub? >> no sir. no sir. you have to keep that stuff sterile. so, anyway, we were just talking and hanging out and just enjoying each other and we had his album playing because i hadn't gotten to hear the newer cuts. we were listening to, like, a song about our daughter and it the most mellow song. and it's 9:00 at knight and our neighbor starts screaming at us to turn off and go inside and screaming obscenities and i just got so frustrated and went inside and called my security and was like, he's at it again, he's screaming at us. so, he called the cops. they went over to him, talked to him and came over to talk to us. by the time they got to us, we were a couple cocktails in. so wasn't really thinking it through and went out to talk to them in my bikini, which, again, i would never wear publicly. it was bedazzled. it had beading on it. >> jimmy: fortunately for you, there are always leeches hanging

around -- >> and then, the cops were -- we are standing at the gate, going, and then, this happened, and they are like, you are being videotaped. >> jimmy: i guess somebody is hiding in the bushes. and there's you. >> should have been sucking it in. why wasn't -- >> jimmy: it looks perfectly fine. >> we should have been flexing our abs. >> jimmy: you both look pretty good there. so, now, you're talking to the police? those are the police? they come to your door. and wait a minute, what's going on here? >> oh, yeah. it's -- terrified. they look like they're going to consume me. i just want to say, they are so hoisted up at that point in that bathing suit. they do not look like that normally. >> jimmy: you don't have to explain anything to us. so, that's a little bit embarrassing. so, have you settled things with the neighbor? >> no, i'm sure i don't know what's going to happen. i'm afraid.

>> jimmy: have you considered burning his house down? >> i've considered moving. >> jimmy: have you, really? >> we actually live in a great neighborhood and have really great neighborhoods on both sides who are texting us, like, >> jimmy: 9:00 at night? i mean, really? >> two people, talking in a hot tub? you can't have that big a problem with it. >> jimmy: listening to a song about thr o cf daughter since the last timewe. about thr o cf daughter since the last timewe. >> thank you, thank you [ applause ] >> jimmy: what is her name? >> her name is nancy lee. she's named after my mother and my sister who i just read today on something, they said my sister, her name is lee and she's my little sister, which is awesome, she's actually four years older and her name is meg. that's all right. but her name is margaret lee so i named her man si lee, we call her nale. and josh wrote a song called "nale moon." >> jimmy: and she was born in south korea? >> seoul, yeah. >> jimmy: that's the good korea.

you don't want to get a little kim jong-il baby. that comes over and tries to take over. >> listen, north korea is so scary, okay. >> jimmy: how do you get a baby? did they fedex the baby to you? >> yes, they do. it's overnighted. it's really convenient. fedex does everythin >> jimmy: do you wait and, to find out -- >> yeah, you wait. you start the process and yo fill out the applaion you fill out crazy a paperwork that youtns from, like, how did your parents raise you, and what about t did you lik and 3 they're actually questions everyone should ask themselves before they decide to have chi before they decide to have chi around t fo them to essent you a child, which is a bizarre process, but -- >> jimmy: what if they sent youy >> we'd be like, we're going to love him anyway. >> jimmy: and then they -- do they call you? >> they called us and i was working on a film at the time and i was trying madly to just get a ten-minute break to take

this phone call because we're dying to know, and i was, my husband was with me, we were filming in atlanta. he stayed, he had to walk away and i had to walk in another direction, we were both on cell phones and try to hear this information and they essentially told us, you're going to have a baby girl, and she was born the day before me, in november, which was kind of awesome, and here's her name, and -- >> jimmy: that's exciting. [ applause ] and you feel like, now that you've adopted one baby, you know, occasionally it will become addictive. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: some celebrities will adopt 11, 12, 17 babies. >> i'm in. i'm totally in. though, the last couple of weeks have been really hard so we are kind of like -- uh, what is it going to be like with two? she's just going through that really rough time. she's almost 2 and everyone talks about the terrible twos, but you think it's a myth. not a myth. >> jimmy: why don't you ask your neighbor to watch her? >> that's probably why he's really mad because she's

screaming all the time. >> jimmy: work things out between you guys. this new movie, the movie that's out now, is that the movie you were shooting when you found out -- >> no that's the movie i started shooting -- okay, what happened there, she was supposed to come to us, we told her after christmas into the new year and we'd be lucky if she came that soon. suddenly we get a call and, she's coming in two weeks. and this was september. and i went, but yeah, i signed on to do a movie in two weeks. >> jimmy: isn't there a holding tank or something like tho c->ct us -- i'll call you when we wrap this up. >> jimmy: i haven't painted the om. >> we had torabl and i was going to -- i considered maybe trying to put the movie on hold but we were ready to go and everyone was ready to go and they put so much money into it, so she came four days before production started and -- >> jimmy: that's -- >> the day before she came, this is also another fantastic story, i have these great stories for you guys today, she, i decided

to -- i was working on "grey's." i threw my back out brushing my teeth. i was clearly a little stressed out. i was in a lot of pain. >> jimmy: what were you brushing them with, a shovel? >> exactly. hitting myself in the head. you know, just, you know how you do that, so ridiculous. >> jimmy: no! >> come on. that's happened to people, right? thank you. this lady knows. >> jimmy: you meal maybe that's -- i got to scrub them harder or something. okay, so -- >> i called my doctor, he tells me, and i'm like, i'm going on "ellen" to announce this adoption, i'm working all day and then, the baby comes tomorrow, and i want to be able to hold her, like, what can i do? he tells me, i don't take pills, i swear to god. i don't take pills. he said, take a muscle relaxant and a vicodin, together. >> jimmy: oh. >> not good. >> jimmy: so your daughter shows up -- >> i'm in this weird -- mmys a >> does this performance seem

real to you right now? and then i do "ellen" and i'm feeling okay, and then i go out to dinner with my mom and my agent after "ellen" and my mom starts choking, and i'm in jell-o land. starts choking. and i look over and you know how they tell you in school, they teach you about this, to ask, and the sign is this? so i said, are you choking, and she did this, and i like, hop up and give her the heimlich, and she spits it out and, i just saved my mom's life, which, by the way -- [ applause ] thank you. i continue to bring up -- >> jimmy: those posters, the universal choking sign is this, if you really inspect them. which is ridiculous. >> just go -- >> jimmy: your mom knew it, luckily. you saved mom's life. >> and then i got mad at her for choking and i was like, why are you choking? chew slower. just really upset. you're stressing me out! >> jimmy: she does have some nerve choking like that. >> and my kid has choked twice. >> jimmy: what? what is going on with you people?

>> i don't know. there's this thing. i don't know if all children do it. but she -- if you put food in front of her, she puts it all in her mouth at once. >> jimmy: i do that. >> you should stop, because you will choke. and you may not have me around to save your life. >> jimmy: doesn't sound like you'd be a lot of help. >> well, i panic, i guess because i'm mom, i panic, and i >> well, i panic, i guess because i'm mom, i panic, and i couldn't believe it, because i'm i can handle i.o and i just go, josh! and he has to come and save her life. >> jimmy: at least josh is around. now, this is your real husband josh and in the movie, josh duhamel is your movie boyfri and, the idea, can we say what the idea of the movie is -- >> sure, yeah. >> jimmy: you guys get, your friends die and leave you a baby. >> yes. you made that almost sound like a comedy but it's really kind of sad. >> jimmy: well, we've got a very sad clip to show. >> but then it gets funny. it's like a choking.

>> jimmy: here's a clip, "life as we know it" is in theaters now. >> what are you doing? >> i don't know. it's not a bra i'm taking off a chick. >> it's not rocket science. >> just take the tabs off. >> oh, god! don't do that. >> it's like "slum dog millionaire" in there. she didn't eat enough to produce that. she had two pieces of macaroni for -- come on! get it out of her toes. >> it's like a poop suit. >> don't leave me in here. >> jimmy: looks like you got some good practice. >> yeah. >> jimmy: again, the movie is called "life as we know it" and it's in theaters now. katherine heigl, everybody. thank you for being here. we'll be right back with julia thank you for being here. we'll be right back with julia stiles. [ sneezes [ male annou? [ coughs ] ♪ [ male announcer ] confused what to get? now robitussin makes it simple. click on the robitussin relief finder at robitussin.com. [ nose blowing ] [ male announcer ] click on your symptoms.

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>> jimmy: hey, thank you, cleto. we're back. still to come, nas and damian "jr. gong" marley will be here. you know our next guest from movies like "save the last dance" and the trio of bourne movies. you can see her now on the bloody and beloved "dexter," watch it on showtime sunday nights at 9:00. please welcome julia stiles. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: i know you came straight from work today, right? >> i did. >> jimmy: were you killed today on the show? >> not allowed to answer questions like that, jimmy. >> jimmy: i see. what episode were you filming today? >> the season finale. >> jimmy: so, you remain alive until the season finale. >> i cannot confirm or deny -- >> jimmy: it would only make sense -- >> the show is wacky that way. >> jimmy: maybe they are having you there filming for no reason at all. >> maybe i just like to hang out on the set. no, maybe i'm a ghost. maybe i'm a figment of his imagination. maybe i am an imaginary friend with benefits. you never know. >> jimmy: really? huh. >> there's -- no rules anymore with "dexter." >> jimmy: i never thought about it. using an imaginary friend with benefits. >> sure you have. >> jimmy: as an excuse -- what are you doing in there?

i'm with my imaginary friend with benefits, mom. nothing! >> i -- >> jimmy: we don't know what's going on. but you're probably still alive. people that watch "dexter" really go crazy for this show. >> they do. and the fun of the show is that you -- there are surprises around the corner. you know -- my mom told me that her neighbor, who she never talks to, kind of accosted her and grabbed her by the shoulders and shook her, and said, oh, my god, your daughter is going to be on "dexter." i love that show. >> jimmy: she might want to move with katherine heigl. really, she got a little more excited than -- >> might be bffs now. who knows. because of "dexter." >> jimmy: it's weird when people shake you the first time that they meet you. >> true. i was going to do that when i walked out here. but i didn't. >> jimmy: your family is -- all js, right? mom and dad -- >> mom, dad, brother and sister

and me. and i -- >> jimmy: same here. jim, joan, jimmy, jill and jonathan. that's my family. all js. [ applause ] there's no need to applaud. >> you know what i found out? i think that the only reason i got hired on "dexter" is because my name starts with a j. all the guest starts start with j. jimmy smits and jamie who played lila and john lythgoe and johnny lee miller and now me. >> jimmy: maybe i'll get on it now, too. >> you could be next year. >> jimmy: wow. that's -- odd. that can't be intentional. >> it's fortunate, really, for me. >> jimmy: i guess so. really, who knew the day you were born it would mean one day you would be murdered on "dexter." or not murdered. >> don't make assumptions. >> jimmy: i won't. if you don't, you can come back next season. >> this conversation is already gone too far. >> jimmy: has it really? have you said too much? >> i have not -- see? >> jimmy: you are going to have to go --

>> i have not. i have said nothing. >> jimmy: "dexter" protection program? >> no, no. i could -- i was sitting at home in my pajamas today, and i lied to you. i'm not going to be -- >> jimmy: do you really wear pajamas? because most people don't actually wear pajamas anymore. they just use that term, but really, it's underpants. >> underpants is such a not sexy term. >> jimmy: i know. but pajamas? >> ah, no, i don't wear pajamas. >> jimmy: thank you. you're trying to deceive us on a number of things. i bet your family isn't all js. your name may not be julia. >> i'm not really even a woman, actually. >> jimmy: that's unbelievable! that is quite a bombshell. so when you were a kid, did you want to be an actress? was that your thing? >> yeah, you know, as a kid, you don't think about a career, but i grew up in new york city, i was a total ham, and my mom is an artist, and she was hanging out with all these other artists and a woman who was a set designer for theater company

told me that they had a part for a kid and i was like, me, me, me, and when i got older, i discovered i wanted to do that as a job. >> jimmy: you are doing a play with the director -- >> the same theater company. we're going to do a show -- >> jimmy: same from when you were a little kid. >> it's all coming full circle. >> jimmy: that's something else. >> it will be had fun. huge multi-media piece with music and film projections and it will be at the brooklyn academy of music. >> jimmy: very nice. you keep in touch with those people. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: did you have to audition for this one? >> yeah. they still made me audition. what the -- you know. w-t-f. you can never catch a break. i'm on the jimmy kimmel show, guys. i really don't want to have to come in and read for it. >> jimmy: great to have you here. i know -- very scary stuff going on on "dexter" with your character. i'm interested to see what happens.

and who knows. maybe you'll be back next year or mabe you'll be in brooklyn, who nknows. >> i would love to be back here. here. i can't -- >> jimmy: you cannot -- >> i can't talk about "dexter." >> jimmy: next time you're here we're going to hook you up to a polygraph, okay? >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. julia stiles, everybody. "dexter" airs sundays at 9:00 p.m. on showtime. all will be revealed. we'll be right back with nas and damian "jr. gong" marley. [ male announcer ] think you can only charge one thing at a time...?

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>> jimmy: the new album is called "distant relatives." with the song "despair," nas and damian "jr. gong" marley. ♪ ♪ ♪ despair shaka zulu, bobo shanti nyabinghi, man a mau mau warrior ♪ ♪ despair fear and desperation no depression can't tarry yah♪ ♪ despair

ayatollah, idi amin, mennelek man a masai warrior ♪ ♪ despair ♪ the ones who tax us the masses- they are us the sheep ♪ ♪ the people divided in classes ♪ bomb and all ya'll see i'm on my war paint on my face -- i'm a problem shoot up your place -- let a few go then i get low blazing haze again ♪ ♪ the masters, the wall street war chiefs the elitists groups ♪ ♪ the masses, pray to jesus saying he will see us through the masters are the ♪ ♪ aristocratic the masses ask if the most high ♪ ♪ trying to stay clear ♪ the mind is despair ♪ try to stay clear ♪ my mind is modern day ♪ despair shaka zulu, bobo shanti

man a gideon man a mau mau warrior ♪ ♪ despair fear and desperation no depression can't tarry ya ♪ ♪ despair ♪ this lead into swiss cheese when the 5th squeeze mislead the media misleads scares ♪ ♪ you to the point where you miss sleep- with that said this lead with this ♪ ♪ ruger and that shooter sub-machine gun ratta tat through you copper tops, hollow points ♪ ♪ will do ya something bad our future ♪ ♪ is mislead- three strikes- there's no school- when a teacher strikes this economy this monopoly ♪ ♪ get no job- just own your property now it's back to what comes natural must survive any ♪ ♪ how you have to despair, desperation but i have no fear when i hold this spear ♪ ♪ mek some bwoy know mi nah smile cause this spear nah beg friends man a run racket ♪ ♪ man a run scheme man a run race man a run down benz can't trust a she nor ♪ ♪ we nor eye inna contact lense

man a run from police and a run down wealth ♪ ♪ and dollars and nah mek sense ♪ ♪ so, rise up to my defense hollow pointed is my preference should have been deterred don't know what ♪ ♪ you heard- get referred by the wrong reference when this spear start dispense- it a fly and a ♪ ♪ tear through fence dismember your members and all of your limbs body bust inna nuff ♪ ♪ segments ♪ well, man a run drugs man a run risk- man all a run out a time and ends man a run up and down ♪ ♪ and a run fi dem life and a run dows rent nutin' nah gwan a yard and food deh a roa♪ every ♪ circumference and any man move with no permission - they're feeling the circumstance of ♪ ♪ despair shaka zulu, bobo shanti nyabinghi, man a mau mau warrior ♪ ♪ despair fear and desperation no depression can't tarry yah♪ ♪ despair

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>> jimmy: i want to thank katherine heigl, julia stiles, apologize to matt damon. "distant relatives" is out now. playing us off the air with the song "patience," once again, nas and damian "jr. gong" marley. good night. >> this one right here is called sabali. and sabali means patience. in some old language in africa

is what somebody told me. patience. you know what i'm talking about jr. gong? >> yeah. >> one day at a time. and we'll get there. yeah. hey. jr. gong. >> yes, sir? >> you know a song about that, don't you? ♪ some of the smartest dummies can't read the language of egyptian mummies ♪ ♪ an' a fly go a moon and can't find food for the starving tummies ♪ ♪ pay no mind to the youths cause it's not like the future depends on it ♪ ♪ but save the animals in the zoo cause the chimpanzee dem a make big money ♪ ♪ this is how the media pillages on the tv the picture is savages in villages ♪ ♪ and t