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closing argument time. after president obama set up a bi. partisan commission to tackle the $13.7 trillion national debt, the heads of that commission put out some ideas today and managed to offend pretty much everyone. among their suggestions, reducing social security payments to the well off, higher gas tax, fewer military bases. so, tonight, we ask, what would you cut? tell us what you think at the "nightline" facebook page or on the "nightline" page at abcnews.com. see you back here tomorrow night. good night, america. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about the 2011 ford f-150 with ecoboost. it's both powerful and fuel efficient. speaking of powerful things, gave mother was at the pbr finals in las vegas to try his

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and music from blake shelton. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, above all else, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. i'm jimmy. thank you for watching. thank you for coming to my house. it's a pleasure to be with you tonight. we're exactly one week outside of national unfriend day. also known as nud. did you know that people on facebook have an average of 120 friends apiece. and the active users have a lot

more than that. i think that's too many. no one has 500 friends. so, next wednesday, november 17th, i'm asking facebook users to gather around their computers, go through their list, determine which of those friends really are your friends and eliminate the others that aren't. in other words, i want you to kill people. i want you to drive them away. i want you to drive them out like st. patrick drove the snakes out of ireland. here's a good example of why national unfriend day is so important. this is allie cohen. she has 2,460 friends. here's how she rewards their friendship. this is her big announcement today. wore my reebok pumps today, yahhh, old school baby. yeah, totally old cool. you know, it's good she posted this otherwise many of us would have no way of knowing what she was wearing on her feet today. here's another one.

monday kickin me in the booty. thinking of planning a trip to napa. all right, well, then plan it. here's another one. griddle! yum! is it possible this woman has 2,460 friends? no. it isn't. no one needs to know any of this. once you friend them on facebook. there's kind of nothing you can do. until now. unfriend her. on national unfriend day, i would like allie to be the first to go from your list. now last week i introduced everyone to a woman named gina lovato. she had 545 friends, despite the fact that she's never written an interesting thing on her page. i asked people to unfriend her. i said, please, unfriend her. she now has almost 3,000 friends. which is -- which flies in the face of the spirit of nud.

but i think i figured it out. i believe the people that friended gina did it so they could unfriend her on november 17th. they've set her up for a big fall. that i'm okay with. enjoy your fake friends while they last, gina, because the day after november -- november 18th, you're going to be very alone. what i'm -- i'm giching you a chance to take back your life. like thomas jefferson, i'm asking you to reject a tir ran call system and stand up for your freedom. also, like thomas jefferson, by the way, i've written a document, i call it the declaration of inde-friend-dance. uncle frank, you're wearing an old timy wig. read it allowed for us. >> sure. when in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one person to dissolve the electronic bonds which have connected them with -- >> jimmy: skip ahead to the last

chunk. yeah. >> we hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are not created equal. some of them are very annoying. we've been endowed by the creator of facebook with certain unalienable rights and among these are the rights of life, liberty and the pursuit of unfriendness. amen. >> jimmy: you get the idea. it's benjamin uncle franklin. here's more on national unfriend day. >> i'm lisa kudrow. your friends on facebook are not your real friends. real friends are people you meet at central perk. people who watch you play guitar and sing and pretend to like your cat no matter how badly it

smells. real friends have hair styles named after them. on november 17th, dump your fake friends before they ruin your day, your week, your month or even your year. i know friends. i used to be one. [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, lisa. thank you. i think -- i think what lisa is trying to say is, she won't be there for you. in other fake relationship news, after about a year of trying to make it in hollywood, jake pavelka is back to work flying planes for delta airlines. and his former fiance is back to making little sausages. so it all worked out. according to "us magazine," he hoped to be amon mouse while he flew. this is a video shot by a passenger on one of his flights. >> this is your captain

speaking. i regret to inform you, this is our final destination. it has been an amazing, amazing, just real amazing journey. but it has to end. i will cherish forever the memories we made together over denver through that patch of turbulence we hit over southern ohio, all of it. no one can take that away from us. i don't want you to go. but i know you have to. all the way to baggage claim c. please deplane safely. [ applause ] >> jimmy: so -- they say it was the most dramatic flight announcement ever. this is kind of ridiculous. in huntsville, alabama, they now have a drive-through sex shop. it's the first adult novelty store with a drive through window. now you can avoid the embarrassment of having to go into a sex shop by driving up in a car with a bumper sticker that says "my child was student of the month." just what people want.

the ability to shout your choice of lubricant into a microphone. would you like dipping sauce with that? yeah, honey mustard. yeah, that's $8.45. i hope none of the toys accidentally end up in a happy meal. kevin? anyone? [ laughter ] thank you. you know, the key to being a great drummer is timing. [ applause ] oh. you're still wearing the wig, huh? >> yes. yeah. >> jimmy: former president bush is still on tour promoting his just released memoir. one part of the book has been getting a lot of attention, what the president called the low point of his presidency and that's when kanye west said he doesn't care about black people. this upset the president. this morning, the president clarified his thoughts on that subject in a sitdown interview

with matt lauer. >> it wasn't just con way -- kanye west who was talking like that during katrina. i cited him as an example, others, as well. and, you know, i appreciate that. >> you called his comment a low point. what we spoke about, a lot of our conversation is your faith. does your faith allow you to forgive him? >> of course it does. i -- i'm not a hater. i didn't hate conway west. >> jimmy: who is conway west? is it possible he's thinking of conway twitty? president bush doesn't care about black people's names. i'm glad hi isn't a hater, though. that is a release. some disturbing wild life news. a study of whales off the coast of mexico suggest that the hole in the ozone layer may be giving him sun burns. they are finding whales with sun

damage to their skin. basically, imagine thousands of enormous george hamiltons swiping around in the ocean. and that's what it's like. it is no good. and take it from me, i went to a nude beach in europe once. getting a sun burn on your blow hole is not picnic. so -- [ applause ] to raise awareness of this problem, this animated public service announcement was released to clue people in and illustrate just how serious of a threat this is. >> i got a [ bleep ] tanning bed in my place. that's how serious i am. >> most likely to get skin cancer -- oh -- >> that's a gad one. >> have to nominate myself. thank you, thank you. >> just because you have a tanning bed in your house. >> i don't go tanning tanning anymore because obama put a 10% tax on tanning. and i feel like he did that intentional little for us. >> tan-orexic. >> you're asking me what i am. i'm tan. that's what i am.

>> jimmy: there you go. so much for them being intelligent. in other science news, some important research today regarding a popular alcoholic beverage in tonight's edition of "this week in science." >> this week in science. >> doctors warn you may want to think twice before pouring vodka into your eyes. >> good work, scientists. now, back to aids! [ applause ] >> jimmy: they call that an eye-tini. i think three times before doing that. and one more thing, snoop dogg, the rapper, recently announced he is hoping to open a chain of what he kuecalls snooper market. just because you can make your name into a pun doesn't mean you have to build a business around it. but we've laughed at snoop before and he winds up back on top and maybe this is going to make him a lot of money. >> for great food and low prices, your neighborhood

snooper market has it all. aisles and aisles of your favorite snacks. >> we got cracker jacks, hello. 2006, trixs. family size funyuns, son. >> the largest, fresh selection of produce in town. >> put it in the cart and roll it. >> and don't forget our friendly staff. snoop dogg's snooper market. located in the lbc. >> it's my bloop bloop snooper market now i don't have to wait in line. yeah. >> jimmy: well, that's -- [ applause ] all right. we have a good show tonight. danica patrick is here. we have music from blake shelton. and we'll be right back with chris pine, so stick around. ♪

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>> jimmy: well, hello there. welcome back. with us on the show tonight, the most popular race car driver in the world, and she's a lady. danica patrick is here. then, later on, when you have 15 hit songs it becomes time to package them together. his new greatest hits cd is out now. blake shelton, from the bud light outdoor stage. earlier tonight, blake was a winner at the country music awards and now -- in what we call the magic of television. tomorrow night, harrison ford will be here, and edward sharp and the magnetic zeros will be with us. uncle frank, you know, there's really no reason for you to continue wearing that barbara bush wig. i mean, you can -- >> that's my real hair, jim. >> jimmy: i didn't know that. looks like you have a new curling iron, huh? our first guest tonight is a fine young actor who took

command of the star ship enterprise from an angry william shatner. now he attempts to single handedly stop a train in "unstoppable," out friday. please welcome chris pine. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> oh, no. >> jimmy: we're going to go through some things. >> oh, no. >> jimmy: how is it going? >> going very well. >> jimmy: pleasure to have you here. since the last time you were here, which was, i think, right before -- >> what, a year ago. >> jimmy: you've -- you've achieved status that very few celebrities achieve. rarely -- like, your clay aikens, your lady gagas, rarely does a celebrity get a group of fans that name themselves after the celebrity. >> i think it's because my last

name is maybe -- it makes for a good -- they're called the pine nuts. >> jimmy: the pine nuts. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and do they -- i see some of them. >> so that crew right there has been to every -- i've done two plays in the last two years, they always show up -- >> jimmy: you're the pine nuts? >> they've been supportive. >> jimmy: that's great. well, the pine nuts, are they all women? >> i hope so. i don't know. i haven't done any research. >> jimmy: do any of the pine nuts have nuts? >> yes. >> jimmy: no, all women. that's something else. do you think -- who would win in a fight, the pine nuts or the -- >> the who? >> jimmy: the justin bieber -- >> the pine nuts. >> jimmy: of course, the pine nuts. >> we could have a wrestling match on the show right here. >> jimmy: does that excite you or alarm you? >> no, it's very -- it's very

flattering. it's -- you know, that anyone actually cares what i'm doing and takes the time to check out what -- >> jimmy: you talk about your plays, you do, between movies, you'll act in plays, that's what real actors do, i guess. >> i enjoy it. it's what you like about doing comedy, it the energy of, you know, that you have with the audience, and it's not like film. film is a bubble that you perform in. here, with the live audience, you get that energy straight away, and that's the excitement of it. and so i've done two plays in the last couple of years. i did one, that they're making into a film. and then a play that i did this past summer at the mark taper here in los angeles. [ applause ] yeah, there you go. >> jimmy: you got hurt in one of these -- one of these plays, correct? >> i did. you know, the -- the last play i did was kind of -- was physically intense.

and i ended up -- i tore my groin -- >> jimmy: really? >> and i tore my -- i pulled my sacrum, which i didn't know what that was. >> jimmy: i -- what is that? >> you can pull it. it's in the back. somewhere back there. and, yeah, all sorts of stuff. it was fun. >> jimmy: you tore your groin and pulled your sacrum. >> i did. >> jimmy: did you have to go to the hospital for that? >> no, i just had a lot of -- doing theater is an interesting thing because i kind of get -- you get stage nerves. i can't eat an hour before i go on. i'm not eating, i'm pounding coffee to stay awake. i'm in extreme pain. i'm seeing the sky practice or the in between, you know, if we have shows on weekends which we do, one show in the matinee and one show at night. so i was kind of -- i was definitely -- >> jimmy: imagine, captain kirk, physically incapacitated by a

play. >> goes to show you that he's human. >> jimmy: i guess. now, speaking of captain kirk, wow, look at that. that's the cover of "details" magazine. you -- did you bring your own pants to this or did -- >> you know, that's my -- he's my stunt double. he likes, you know -- >> jimmy: zippers? >> black leather. >> jimmy: i want to ask you about this, because -- now, how does -- how does the photographer explain this? is it like? okay, you're waking up in a fie field. >> and there just happens to be a backseat of a car. >> jimmy: the backseat of an eldorado is popped up, and you're laying on it. >> and just smolder. >> jimmy: smoldering. >> smolder. >> jimmy: where was that shot? >> that was shot -- >> jimmy: outdoors?

>> deep valley. deep los angeles valley? >> jimmy: indoors or out? >> that was out doors. and i'm no good. this stuff is so hard. in film, you have lines and you have something to do. >> jimmy: it's embarrassing to sit there and pose? >> it's northwest if iing. >> jimmy: here i am in my car with my feet up on the thing. >> with my tiny t-shirt. it's all about tiny t-shirts, denim, leather, and a lot of spray tan. >> jimmy: you're doing this movie with denzel washington. i would imagine he's a lot of fun to interact with -- >> he's intimidating, because he's -- i -- >> jimmy: was he mean to you? >> he was not. but i watched denzel since i was a kid, like all of us have, and to get a chance to work with him as a peer or some what of a peer, i hope, it was -- you know, i wanted to make sure that i brought my a-game. you don't want to step into the ring and get shot down because

the man will shoot you down. >> jimmy: you have tony scott directing the movie. is he crazy, tony scott? >> tony is -- what i love about tony, he's -- so, you know, there's usually early calls, you get up at 5:00, tony will be up at 3:00, every day, he's 65. he's up at 3:00, he pounds his coffee, which, six shots of espres espresso. does the 400 pushups then storyboards the whole, you know, the scenes for the day. and by the time i wake up. >> jimmy: so, yes, he is crazy. >> he's got some energy behind h him, to say the least. >> jimmy: when he's 65 and running circles around you, that's got to be -- >> he's working harder than everybody else, for sure. >> jimmy: and this movie is based on a true story. i don't know, what is the story? >> two guys, a train gets loose.

the brakes haven't been applied. full of toxic chemicals, hurtling towards a town and these two gentlemen, terry force and jess noll on the, ended up stopping the train before it struck -- >> jimmy: is the train still out there somewhere? >> it's still hurtling. just going from town to town. >> jimmy: that leaves room for a sequel. >> we're okay. >> jimmy: we have a clip here from the movie. do you need to set this up? >> this is where -- i think the two trains are playing chicken. we're going after the train that's got loose with the chemicals. we're trying -- we haven't stopped it yet and we're actually going head on towards one another and i think this clip -- >> jimmy: here we go. the movie is called "unstoppable." it opens friday. >> you're going to get us killed. >> hey! >> yes!

>> jimmy: it is unstoppable. it won't be stopped. i want to ask you one other thing. i read somewhere, i think in one of the trade papers, that you, they're talking about maybe you're going to play the flash. is that -- any truth to that? >> i don't any anyone wants to see me in that costume. >> jimmy: by the way -- the flash -- >> is that a spandex number? i don't think i can pull that off. maybe if i get some butt implants. >> jimmy: the flash should run naked because he is called the flash. >> let's start right now. >> jimmy: right. chris pine, everybody. go see him in "unstoppable." it opens friday. we'll be right back with danica patrick. nighttime nasal congestion meant, i couldn't breathe right.

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>> jimmy: hi there. we're back. our next guest tonight proves that everything you learned in driver's ed is a lie. she competes in both indy car

and nascar and is one of the most popular athletes in the world. please say hello to danica patrick. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what's happening? >> not much. how is it going? >> jimmy: very good to see you. i know you are busy racing in two different -- will you have to choose between indy and nascar at some point? >> some people think i might have to at some point. >> jimmy: what do you think? >> i think it's like having kids. you can't choose. that's what i say. they're both fun but for different reasons. >> jimmy: every mother secretly makes a choice. and makes it known in different various ways. >> did your -- >> jimmy: well, i was the favorite, of course. i mean, none of my siblings have a television show. i have a brother and a sister. >> yeah? >> jimmy: my brother works here.

i'm the oldest. >> oldest, driven, type-a personal till? >> i rule the family with an iron fist. are you the oldest? >> i am. yeah. i have a sister, she's two years younger than me. she's why i started racing. >> jimmy: she is? >> she's a physical therapist now. >> jimmy: that could work out perfectly because you had a little crash, last month here in california. >> yeah, something i might need a physical therapist for, but i -- i did. i got into a little accident, here in california, actually. >> jimmy: if you would be so kind as to talk us through this because -- >> yeah, that's me, i'm the 7. that's me. so, kay out of the corner and the lap before i kind of bumped into him and i really didn't mean to. i thought i was clear. i wasn't. and then that lap i drifted up and got really close and i kind of came off in the middle of the straight. so, there's a pause and all of a sudden, boom. and my day's over. like that. >> jimmy: that's no good. do you think he hit you on

purpose? >> i believe there's a strong chance that hem might have done that on purpose. >> jimmy: why would he do something like that? >> you know, you got young drivers and they just get frustrated. >> jimmy: is he a teenager? >> i've got fenders now. i got fenders now. >> jimmy: to fend off the -- so, will you seek revenge? i mean, how does it, i don't know -- how does it work? >> what would you do, jimmy? what would jimmy do? >> jimmy: first of all, jimmy would never get in the car. >> you mean a race car, or just a car in general? do you have a driver here? >> jimmy: no, i don't. i drive my own car. >> what would jimmy do? >> jimmy: jimmy would stay home, sucking his thumb. but i would think that if it was -- i don't know if there's any way to translate it into my world. there isn't, really. if i thought he really did -- did you ask him if he hit you on purpose? >> it's funny. we have to go to the rock key

meeting meetings and there's usually only, like, six or eight of us and he sits across from me and he hasn't said a thing to me yet. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> one time, i gave him a little glance, like -- so, he's on life long probation with me. >> jimmy: he is? and what if he violates the probation? >> fenders. >> jimmy: fenders. >> maybe he'll be sucking his thumb. >> jimmy: maybe so. maybe he won't have thumbs anymore. >> all good -- let's hope he does. it's just nascar. it's fun. >> jimmy: you could hurt somebody doing that. people shouldn't be -- have you bumped anyone intentionally? >> what kind of question is that? >> jimmy: a question you won't answer? >> um -- yeah, a couple of times. i haven't taken anyone out intentionally yet. i'm new. i'm trying to earn respect. i really am. which is why i haven't taken them out. >> jimmy: other drivers will say, we don't like you, you're

kind of ostracized from the group if you do that sort of thing to another driver? >> there are some that thought you have to do it back and there's others that want to do it for you. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> but no, i -- i want to be respected, to be really serious, i want to be respected and i want to do it right and, so, for now, all is calm. >> jimmy: all is calm. for the sixth year, i think, you've been voted the most popular driver in nascar -- >> most popular girl. >> jimmy: most popular of all the drivers. maybe -- >> did any of you vote? just kidding. yeah, six years in indy car. it is cool. it's very flattering. i'm not boring the fans, at least. >> jimmy: i guess not. >> not a percentage of them, anyway. >> jimmy: but as a resultle of your popularity -- >> what would keep me popular? >> jimmy: i don't think you need help from me, believe me. >> sure i do.

[ applause ] we did that little skit outside about making fun of me getting all mad -- >> jimmy: that's right. irl think -- you know, if you really want my advice, if you secretly study karate for the next three years, and then the next time something like that happens, you just come flipping out of the car like a ninja and you lay waste to, like, not just the guy who hit you, but his whole pit crew, you take them all out. >> it kind of looks like "kill bill" and everybody is leveled. >> jimmy: you would be wreaking havoc on everybody -- you would be a miniature uma thurman. you'll be uma thermos. you want to show your face -- >> any time i've gotten fired up, i take the helmet off. >> jimmy: here's what you do, wear the helmet while you are laying waste to everyone. at the end, while everyone is on the ground, you take the helmet off and you throw it on one of them. >> they do throw hall melts in

racing. that does happen. >> jimmy: light a cigarette and blow their car up with it. that's what you do. >> then they wouldn't have any thumbs left. i like that. >> jimmy: you really don't need my advice. you've been immortalized, really. this is pretty impressive. >> isn't that cool? >> jimmy: you were on "south park." at least a cartoon of you on south pa "south park." did you know you were going to be on? >> i had no idea, actually. i heard about it that night and the next day so, of course, i quickly had to see the episode and -- >> jimmy: what did you think? >> it's hilarious. it's -- it makes fun of nascar a little bit. but if you can be made fun of in "south park" that's a win. >> jimmy: at the end of november, you're going to be on "the simpsons." you're there with homer. we get an idea of homer's height here. that's cool. >> so that means since i'm 5'2" he might be 5'5". >> maybe not even that. >> it sort of -- i do have the

widow's peak. that's exactly me. >> jimmy: you have to be soim pson-like. >> how cool, right? i don't know what to say. i was -- i thought being on the wheaties box would mean i made it, but those, all in one year and a hannah montana reference, done. >> jimmy: danica patrick, everybody. i know you want to mention, you're working with something called drive for copd. no idea what that is. >> it's a long word, -- >> jimmy: it sounds fun. >> it's not really. but you end up -- you lose lung function over time and so i'm doing an awareness campaign, we started in february, for copd. the fourth leading cause of death in the country, kills more people than breast cancer and diabetes combined. this month is copd awareness month.

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>> jimmy: this is his new cd, it's called "loaded, the best of blake shelton." here with the song "kiss my country ass," blake shelton. ♪ ♪ tearin' down a dirt road rebel flag flyin' coon dog in the back ♪ ♪ truck bed loaded down with beer and a cold one in my lap ♪ ♪ earnhart sticker behind my head and my woman by my side ♪ ♪ tail-pipe's poppin' the radio's rockin' "country boy can survive" ♪

♪ if you got a problem with that ha ha you can kiss my country ass ♪ ♪ well i love turkey calls overalls wrangler jeans ♪ ♪ smoke nothin' but marlboro reds tattoos up and down my arms ♪ ♪ and deer heads over my bed my granddaddy fought in world war ii ♪ ♪ my daddy went to vietnam and i ain't scared to grab my gun ♪ ♪ and fight for my homeland if you don't love the american flag ♪ ♪ you can kiss my country ass if you're a down home backwoods redneck ♪ ♪ hey come on stand up and raise your glass ♪ ♪ but if you ain't down with my outlaw crowd

you can kiss my country ass aw yeah ♪ ♪ ♪ well there's a whole lotta high-class people out there ♪ ♪ that's lookin' down on me cause the country club where i belong ♪ ♪ is the honky tonk till three in the mornin' ♪ ♪ don't wear no fancy clothes no ties or three piece suits ♪ ♪ you can find me in my camouflage cap my t-shirt and cowboy boots ♪ ♪ if that don't fit your social class you can kiss

my country ass ♪ ♪ if you're a down home backwoods redneck hey come on stand up and raise your glass ♪ ♪ but if you ain't down with my outlaw crowd you can kiss my country ass ♪ ♪ well i'm a front-porch sittin' guitar pickin' moonshine sippin' ♪ ♪ backer juice spittin' country boy from the woods and i love fried chicken and blue gill fishin' ♪ ♪ and outlaw women and i wouldn't change if i could no ♪ ♪ i ain't tryin' to start no fight but i'll finish one every time ♪ ♪ so you just mind your own damn business stay the hell outta mine ♪ ♪ if you got

a problem with that you can kiss my country ass ♪ ♪ i said if you got a problem with any of that you can kiss my natural born ♪ ♪ redneck to the bone ever-lovin' country ass ♪