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>> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. thanks for watching. thanks for opening your hearts to my message of hope. i appreciate it. hey, we have a big weekend ahead of us. we have a very big weekend. a magical l rdashian wedding. yes, that's -- tell you something, i hope they remembered to hire a videographer. kim kardashian is getting married to an nba player. kris humphries of the new jersey nets. they're having a low-key affair at the best western in burbank. [ laughter ] you know how kim is. she didn't want to make a big deal out of it. the wedding will be huge multi-part internationally celebrated event televised on a two-part, four-hour special on the e! network. followed by an all-new "ice

lov loves coco." there won't be a dry eye in the house, with the exception of bruce jenner who had his tear ducts removed ten plastic surgeries ago. the guests will have to go through metal detectors and hand over their cell phones, which, i love that. the woman who tweets 300 times a day is making their guests turn in their cell phones. there's quite a roster of celebrities. unfortunately, because of all the tv equipment, the fire marshal cut back on the capacity at the venue, which meant kim had to call her friends, 50 friends, and tell them they're not invited anymore, because they can't fit. that must have been a lot of fun. and, can somebody get that? excuse me one second. hello? oh, hey, kim, i was s st talking about -- what? hold on, what? i bought my ticketetlready. did the fire marshal mention me specifically? [ laughter ] this is -- is ryan seacrest still going? [ laughter ] why does he get to go?

you know what, i'm calling lamar, i don't understand this no, you're not. no, you're going to be sorry, but you're not. have a great wedding. that was my mom, she's going through some stuff right now. [ laughter ] any-who, there was a new episode of "jersey shore" tonight. if you missed it, here's a recap. deena fell down, ronnie threw a crouton, snooki smushed a guy in a club and then deena fell down again. so -- [ laughter ] you watch "jersey shore"? it's basically -- [ applause ] i don't know that i'd be excited about that, but -- we're basically watching our fellow human beings the same way we watch gorillas in a cage. look at the muscular one, it's trying to mount the female. it's peeing! it's peeing! [ laughter ] look, you can see it -- as you may know, the cast is in italy this season, which is what italy gets for teaming up with hitler in world war ii. [ laughter ] in tonight's episode, the gang

visited one of florence's famed outdoor leather markets where, sadly, snooki was accidentally sold as a purse. [ laughter ] so, she's gone. but -- deena had quite a night. deena, who is snooki's little friend, met a girl named erika who is apparently the twin sister of her other friend brittany and of course when you meet your friend's twin sister, it is customary to make out with her and take her to bed. >> so i'm hooking up with erika and i'm into it, having a blast. then i get freaked out, this is not me, this is not what i do. i like penis. so, i was like, whatever. erika, go on, you can go into vinnie's bed now. she wound up ending the night with vinnie.

>> jimmy: isn't that sweet in? they share. i really miss "the cosby show." you know, i'd say the only downside to "jersey shore" is, you can't watch it with your kids, unless you're a very bad parent, in which case, go for it. but in the hope of making tonight's episode of "jersey shore" something that both parents and children can enjoy, we combined, we took the audio from a fight between snooki and the situation and we combined it with the video from "the jetsons," and the result is first rate family entertainment. >> mike. >> what? >> what is wrong with you? what is wrong with you? >> what? >> you're telling everybody that cheated on johnny with you. why would you say that? >> where -- who -- >> i am just friends with you. you are telling everybody in the house. >> i didn't tell anybody. >> yes, you did, because everybody is telling me right now. >> i didn't tell everybody in the house. >> okay, well, obviously you're lying right now, because you know how much i love johnny. i'm not [ bleep ] dealing with that stuff. i don't want to be friends with

you. i don't like you. i can't even look at you right now. done. [ applause ] >> jimmy: had a drink in her hand. you'd think in the fure there would be jaegermeister pills. soak in the cartoons while you can, kids, because it's back to school time. and here's a little piece of advice for any boy going into high school this year. no matter how cool you think that little puff of facial h hr on your chin looks, it's not cool. shave that immediately. shave it tonight before you go to bed so you don't forget. i dreaded the return of school. to me -- it was like being sent to a jail where they force you to learn about christopher columbus. now, i guess now it's more like an opportunity to meet people you can pose for slutty facebook pictures with. most kids i ask -- i ask kids if they like school, and they seem to like it. for me, the only good thing about school, remember those bic pens with four colors? green. oh, now it's red.

we didn't have ipads back then, so -- [ laughter ] the worst part about kids going back to school, now we have to start driving slowly through neighborhoods again. [ laughter ] here's something for the kids. remember that movie, came out a few years ago, called "marley and me?" jennifer aniston and owen wilson? well, at the end of the movie, marley died -- sorry if i spoiled it for you, it's been enough time. so, you can imagine my surprise when i saw they're making another marley movie. it's a direct to dvd prequel called "marley and me: the puppy years." this time around, it's a kids movie, which is weird. you take your kid to a movie about a doghat you know eventually dies. at least "bambi," the death is right in theheeginning and then they move on. but i don't know. here's the trailer. i'm hoping it's a little more

uplifting than the original "marley and me." >> marley is back. >> marley! >> like you've never seen him before. >> ah, jacuzzi. >> with more mischief. more mayhem. and sharks! >> marley! >> "marley and me: the puppy years." r.i.p. >> he died again. >> available on dvd and blu-y. >> jimmy: heartless bastards. [ cheers and applause ] well, the sharks have to eat too. last night on cnn, anderson cooper was reading a story about an actor, girard depadew. where he reportedly peed in the aisle of a commercial flight when the flight crew wouldn't let him go to the bathroom and the story amused anderson to the point where he couldn't finish reading it. >> so, after he took the solo flight to urination, the plane had to turn around and some cleaning crew had to deal with the wo. sorry. that made me giggle every time i read it.[ la

hter ] all right, sorry. [ anderson continues giggling ] all right, sorry. [ anderson continues giggling ] [ anderson continues giggling ] >> jimmy: and now back to somalia. he must be under a lot of stress. [ applause ] was he doing a story about medical marijuana before that? president obama and his family headed to martha's vineyard today for their summer vacation. republicans are attacking the president for going on vacation while the economy is in such bad shape. they want him out, when he's out of washington, they want him in. the guy can't win. but his staff is pointing out that after 31 months in office,

obama's only taken 61 days off. and at this point in their presidents, ronald reagan had taken 112 days off and george w. bush had taken 180 days off. bill clinton took the least, only 28 days off. but in retrospect, i think we have a pretty good idea of why he liked to spend time -- [ laughter ] it was another bad day for wall street, though. the dow today lost almost 420 points. it's been a turbulent few weeks for the stock market. it went down 500, up 400, back down, down again today, 400 -- our economy is like oprah's belt. [ laughter ] what? oh, it isn't? one of the factors being blamed for the poor performance of the united states economy is the trouble in the asian markets. i guess there's -- i'd like to be able to explainint to you, but i'm not a financial expert. so, to get to the bottom of what's going on in the asian market, today, we asked corey, who is the guy who dresses up like chewbacca on hollywood

boulevard, to go to an asian market to find out what exactly is going on. >> i'm here at the asian market, to find out what's up with the asian market. ah -- all right. does this place even got, like, a door? i don't know. is this the door? i -- i came here to, like, ask you some questions about the, like, the asian market. >> i can't say anything about it because i don't know anything about it. >> one time this guy, like, he told me, like, he had this machine, he was starting his own stock market and he said he uld turn, like, he could turn a raisin into a grape. and he was like, you should invest in this. >> and then he became rich? in and then, like, he just ucks stopped calling me. yeahahi've come here to ask you some important questioio about

what's going on in this asian market. >> uh -- yeah, the market -- everybody's nice. >> wow, like, you got, like -- you got bananas. those aren't good babanas, i hate to say. you should eat those, like, really quick, because odds are, like, tomorrow, you won't be able to eat them. like, it's kind of like a race, you know, to eat fresh fruit. that's not fresh. that's rotten. but yeah, i think i figured out the perfect place to put my money in this asian market. yeah. put it in the fish. don't let anybody buy this fish, okay? yeah. so -- i guess that's it. bye. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks, corey. that's -- another great job.

>> all right, thank you. >> jimmy: what are your plans for the weekend? [ applause ] all right, one more thing. it's thursday night, it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it's "this week in unnecessary censorship." [ applause ] >> republican primary electorate of 2011 and 2012 want a candidate who is willing to [ bleep ] president obama on all [ bleep ] at all times. >> mr. president, you need to [ bleep ] up the employers of this country to create jobs. >> welcome back, everybody. we've been [ bleep ] jimmy the entire hour, but now he's going to [ bleep ] us, because jimmy loves [ bleep ]. >> call in the dogs. a most unusual way to bring owners to the courts. why you may soon be seeing more of this. >> do you want to be surrounded by [ bleep ]? who doesn't? >> i walk around every day with my head held high. i don't have to [ bleep ] myself. >> i think i've demonstrated that i've been a [ bleep ] in washington, d.c. >> there's no bigger rush than hill billy hand [ bleep ].

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i've got a good feeling about this show. younung lady has a new movie called "columbiana" in which she's an assassin -- a killer assassin -- zoe saldana is here. and then, a young man you know from "star trek," from "terminator salvation," among other films. starting tomorrow you can see him in the new 3d movie "fright night." anton yelchin is with us. in 2d. and finally, with music from this -- i like this guy. it's his latest album called "mission bell." from the bud light stage, amos lee. stay up for all that. this is my cousin sal. >> hey, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello,o,ousin sal. how are you? >> forget about me. let's focus on you for a second. >> jimmy: let's not. >> he looks fantastic, doesn't he? he's so skinny! i mean, we -- we hang out a lot and, you know, i watch the show once in a while, but i've never been this close, but doesn't he look great? [ applause ] come on!

>> jimmy: you shot this a little while ago and i want you guys to notice how much better sal's hair looks now than it did then. >> this is called deflecting. he looks great. he really does. >> jimmy: from time to time, we hide a bunch of cameras in a house and we have things delivered to cousin sal. tonight, sal has some fun with a friendly and unsuspecting pizza delivery man. enjoy. ♪ >> okay, come in. >> hello. >> hi. >> pizza? >> how are you? yeah, come on in. >> thank you. >> thank you. ah, that looks good. how much? i had a little accident. my stupid friend fred tried to teach me how to kite surf. not pretty. only like another 12 to 16

weeks, so, it should be okay. so -- what's up? >> $12.80. >> that's what i owe you? can you do me a favor? i have an itch above my left eye. can you scratch my eye? my eye. i can't, because of my arms, you know? my eye. >> your eye? >> above it. above it. yeah, right there. that's good. [ bleep ]. yeah. digging into a tree here. be careful. okay. all right. thank you. that really helps. hey, can you -- you know what would be good? can you feed me a slice? starving, man, it's hard. oh, man. that really looks good. oh, boy, that looks good. is it hot? give me another. give me another. oh.

this is a good one. this is a good one. oh. oh, man. i'm just not used to solid food. you know? >> you pay me -- >> hey, can you do me a favor? my cat went crazy last night. can you scoop some of that in the trash? >> i have more deliveries -- >> yeah, i know. just do a little bit of that. yeah, grab all that crap. ah, this stupid cat. yeah, thank you, that's the one. that's the lucky one. thank you, thank you. can i get one more bite? one more bite? thank you. thanks, man. your hands are clean, right? >> yes. >> okay, good. that's really good. >> i have to make delivers. >> okay, yeah. my money's in the right pocket here? >> right pocket? >> yeah, that one. dig deep. what happened?

>> this -- i don't know -- >> what is it? >> oh -- let me smell it. oh -- oh, you know what, that's peanut butter. that's my peanut butter pocket. left pocket. yeah. that's not your peanut butter hand, is it? no? you know what -- i think i'm going to have to write you a check. >> you don't have credit card? >> credit card? with this thing? where would i keep it? i tell you how i'm going to pay you. with a great big hug. come here. stand over there for a second. ah. come here. come here. come here. i love you. i really do. i really do love you, you know that, right? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very sweet. you see what i mean about the hair? cousin sal, everyone. we'll be right back with zoe saldana. it's faster, thinner and lighter.

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>> jimmy: hi, there, we're back. still to come on the show, anton yelchin and amos lee. our first guest is a talented young actor who established herself in small independent films like "star trek," "pirates of the caribbean" and "avatar." now she has her own big starring role in the new luc besson thriller "colombiana." it opens in theaters august 26th. please say hello to zoe saldana. [ cheers and applause ] >> ay yi yi. >> jimmy: how is everything? you look very lovely. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we were crunching the numbers in the office today and by that, i mean we were eating doritos and adding things up. and it turns out these movies that you've been in have -- $4.5 billion in box office revenue.

[ cheers and applause ] >> wow. >> jimmy: $4.5 billion. so, you must be a billionaire, right? >> yeah. i have, yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, really. you're like the golden goose. do people go, hey, we want to get you in the movie so we can also make a zillion dolls? >> that's great. i feel like a housewife, too. when you get a divorce, you walk away with half. that's prettawesome. >> jimmy: yeah, you should. >> that's the way it should be. >> jimmy: absolutely. i want to ask you about your driving, because -- >> oh, god. >> jimmy: i heard you were on the phoned i uldn't find hak nce was 17. >> i've been driving for three years. >> jimmy: oh, three years. okay. well, that makes a little more sense. why didn't you get your driver's license? >> because i was living in newm. since i was 17. >> i've been driving for three years. >> jimmy: oh, three years. okay. well, that makes a little more sense. why didn't you get your driver's license? >> because i was living in new

york. because i was lazy. since i was 17. >> i've been driving for three years. >> jimmy: oh, three years. okay. well, that makes a little more sense. why didn't you get your driver's license? >> because i was living in new york. because i was lazy. and then i moved out here five years ago, you know, to do a small movie called "avatar" and -- [ applause ] very small movie. and as i started training, you know, i had a driver that would take me to set, all my classes, but once i stopped shooting the movie, i was relying on the kindness of my family and friends to take me to the supermarket so i can go by eggs and milk and then they got tired of it. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> and i went to the dmv and got my license. >> jimmy: when you say you relied -- you would call your mom and say, would you drive me somewhere? >> oh, my god, yes. my sisters. like, what are you doing? i'm sitting on the couch. you know, i have to go shopping, i'm out of toilet paper, can somebody please? and they would come and after a while they had an

intervention. they're like, zoe, enough is enough. you're going to be 30 soon. >> jimmy: and it's time. >> we can't drive you forever. so, they drove me to the dmv, they taught me how to drive and then i just got t myself an aud and -- >> jimmy: now you're driving. >> small little car. i should have just gotten like the bronco, a used car, and smashed it up. i went and leased a brand-new audi. >> jimmy: you have $4.5 billion. >> are you kidding me? i bought audi. >> jimmy: might as well. with that kind of money. i think the last time you were here, you were talking about your mom and your grarama. and they're very close. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and, well, does your grandma drive your mom around if she needs to go to the supermrmket? >> well, she used to. my grandma used to drive a stick shift. and she was a bad-ass driving and now my mom, every five years -- oh, my god, my mom is such a hoot. i love her so much. every five years she will give

up driving and sell her car. and we tell her, you know, you're reaching a certain age, you have to go and walk. because they live in new york. they will never move out here to l.a. well, i don't think i should walk. it's really cold, hot outside. i'll get myself a subaru. anannow she, you know, i -- last month i was visiting them for a while and we drove just to go for brunch on a sunday and it's like my grandma and myself in the backseat. my grandma will never sit in the front seat if my mom is driving. doesn't matter if, like, the seat is vacant. she'll sit in the back seat. >> jimmy: like "driving miss daisy" kind of thing. >> yeah. and she'll grab onto, like, the person in front of her like this. but you take her to the hoover dam, my grandma, and she will dangle off -- she's not afraid of heights. she's just afraid of somebody driving her in a car. >> jimmy: specifically your mother or anyone who's driving? >> especially my mom. >> jimmy: your mother must love that. >> i know. no, she -- my mom is so adorable. she's driving 10 miles an hour and my grandma is like, you

should have done that turn or you should speed up or you should be careful, somebody's behind. and she will say -- [ speaking foreign language ] that means "mommy, shut up." i can't say anything, she gets offended, my gosh. so, that particular weekend, my stepdad is riding shotgun and my mom and dad are having an argument about facebook. >> jimmy: what? >> my stepdad is the most docile, peaceful man and every seven years he will come out and have a tantrum. and it's worth talking about for e next seven years. like haley's comet. this time, he was having an issue with my mom chatting with a specific person on facebook. >> jimmy: oh. >> but mind you -- no, it's fine. it's my mom. for the love of god. somebody sends her a message, god bless you and wish you all the best and my mom is like, oh, god bless you. and my dad who is in the other room sending my mom facebook messages, which, they facebook

each other but they are just a room apart. >> jimmy: what? >> they're like teenagers. and he goes, oh, yeah, well, you reply to his little face messages but i send you something from the other room and you take days to reply. and i'm sitting in the backseat with my grandma, who is, like, braking and, you know, driving and -- right behind my mom. and i take out my phone and i just record this argument that my dad is having with my mom and my mom is laughing -- >> jimmy: you should post that video to facebook. >> you know what's so funny? you guys, honestly, when i -- when thehey found out -- i recorded them for three minutes and i told them, you guys, i love you guys so much and i miss you guys. i just recorded this entire session. my mom, like, stepped on the brake, they swerved -- on the highway. and they both turned around, giving you that look, you know how parents, they just go -- both of them at the same time. i felt like 5 years old. >> jimmy: did you get that on tape? that's the shot. >> i didn't.

i mean, i was in the dog house for the next two days. >> jimmy: i want to show you this. they should really watch their ps and qs. here you are preparing for this movie which is great, by the way, i watched it today. and you are really a very dangerous person in this film. there you are actually -- what kind of gun is that? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: is that an ak-47? >> it is an ak something. it's a german gun. very beautiful. it has -- the recoil was really rough and what you guys aren't seeing because we actually cropped the picture, that there's my trainer behind me. >> jimmy: your grandmother? >> yeah. and every time i would shoot the gun, he woulhave his hand on my back because the recoil was so strong. it would just push me back. i think i fell one time. so he had to be behind me and he grabbed me. >> jimmy: so, yoyotrained thoroughly for this movie? >> you know, you have to. when a director like luc calls and says, guess what, i'm doing the next film of "nikita," and

this is like ma tild da on steroids but she has no sense of humor. would you want to do it? and you're, like, yes, sir. when do i start training? and immediately the next day you're -- >> jimmy: and we have the results of that here. we have a clip that i think everyone will enjoy. i don't think it needs any setting up -- >> no, no. >> jimmy: it's called "columbiana" and it opens august 26th. >> we've been waiting for this for a very long time, right? >> yes. >> ahh! >> ahh! >> jimmy: yeah, there you go. that's -- [ cheers and applause ] it opens august 26 pth. we'll be right back. [ radio dj ] kathy, your voice sounds familiar.

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>> jimmy: hi there. amos lee is still to come. our next guest is another "star trek" movie alum who braved killer cyborgs in "terminator salvation" and mel gibson in "the beaver." his new movie in 3d is called "fright night." it opens in theaters tomorrow. please welcome anton yelchin. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how's it going? everything all right? >> things are delightful. >> jimmy: they are? very good. your parents are from russia, originally. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: you came over here when you were a baby, right? >> yeah, 6 months old. >> jimmy: and your parents were champion figure skaters. both mom and dad. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is that cool or not? >> i remember -- right now, at this point in my life, i think it's great. i remember my mom coming for whatever, you know, parent day at school where they talk about -- career day.

and me going, me looking at this girl, going, i don't -- i don't think that's -- >> jimmy: i don't know these people. >> skating, really? >> jimmy: did they want you to be a skater? >> they did. i made -- they had me attempt it, at least. and you're supposed d , like, go -- you're supposed to cross the rink back and forth. so, i would be halfway done and kids would be, like, on the third lap. and i would be talking to the teacher, just -- >> jimmy: you did not take to it naturally? >> no. i was a failure. >> jimmy: did you play sports? were you an athlete as a kid? >> after i failed at ice skating -- >> jimmy: you failed. >> they had me go and play soccer. >> jimmy: on the ground, a little better. >> there's great videos -- two things happening. the first time i run up to the ball and you hear my dad on the camera go, "kick the ball!" "kick the ball!" i go, "i'm waiting for the other guys, dad.'

number one it. and then, my mom, at halftime, you're supposed to get orange slices, just so you don't get cramps. sandwiches, like, ham and cheese and butter. i would eat. i was a good kid. great sandwich, thanks, mom. >> jimmy: during the game? >> well, at halftime, right. and then i would run and suddenly this horrible pain, just grow, right, cramps. i would be like, i'm fine, i'm fine. >> jimmy: so, that was the end of your soccer career also. >> the end of the soccer career. i did karate. wouldn't hit girls. i was taught never, ever to strike a girl, ever, which i still obviously go by. [ applause ] they put me in a sparring match with a girl and she would kick me in the balls. take me out. and you would see -- i remember looking at my mom, she would go, just hit her! and i'd be like -- you know what i mean? so i'm a failure of an athlete. >> jimmy: probably worked d out just as well. >> i don't mind. >> jimmy: you don't mind. and plus you didn't have to wear those costumes -- >> you mean the figure skating

costumes? >> jimmy: yeah. >> no, i'm good. >> jimmy: 'cause i'm trying to imagine my dad in one of those costumes and it doesn't add up. >> now i look at it and the things they do are so insane. the athleticism that they -- >> jimmy: the spinning. just not vomiting is amazing. >> yeah. they fly and they -- it's pretty crazy. >> jimmy: so, you decided, i'm not going to do that, i'm going to get into acting as a kid, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what was your first job? >> a chuck e. cheese commercial. >> jimmy: that's awesome for a kid. >> i loved it. i hahabirthday parties there. on the day, i remember, they gave us -- a bunch of little kids, i was 9. they gave us a bunch of tokens to play the games. not only am i eating pizza, i get a bag of tokens, i get to play games. then i learned that they took our tickets away so we couldn't get prizes -- >> jimmy: why? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: you get tickets for when -- >> you get the prize. and, so, you can play the games,

you just can't have the tickets to win the prizes. >> jimmy: what? >> i gave all my tickets to my grandpa that was with me at the time and so he would hide them so i could later get the prizes. the thing that's weird about that is that the prizes suck. there's not even -- >> jimmy: a plastic frog. >> they're worth like $2.50 or something. >> jimmy: yeah, maybe you get a pencil that smells like a raspberry. >> a toy soldier that you lose the next day. i don't understand why you're -- >> jimmy: that's the chuck e. cheese empire. they keep thingsgsery, very tight. that's how they turn a profit. >> very disappointing. >> jimmy: your grandfather abetted you in a petty theft. >> i had about 1,000 of those tickets. me and my grandpa, we were a duo. >> jimmy: this movie "fright night" is a vampire movie. people ask you if you are on team edward or jacob or whatever the hell goes on with the vampires now. >> yes, yeah. >> jimmy: but this is not one those movies. >> no, it's not. it's a monster movie with a vampire like kills you and tries to sleep with you. well, he does try to sleep with

you and then kill you. >> jimmy: you're saying colin farrell as the vampire tries to sleep with you in this movie? >> not me. well, unless i missed something. so -- >> jimmy: he plays, he's like the main scary vampire? >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: and his name is jerry in the movie. >> jerry the vampire. it's great. i love it. that's the thing -- >> jimmy: i'm trembling already. >> that's the secret. vampires have boring names. jerry, todd. >> jimmy: if your name is vladimir or dracula -- >> they're like, "you're a vampire." but if you're jerry, no one suspects a jerry. >> jimmy: you think maybe something else. and the movie is in 3d. you didn't have to do anything for that. mebody else works on the 3d stuff? >> the only thing is, the rig is a lot bigger. it's two cameras, one shooting this way, one the other way. >> jimmy: that's jerry for you. >> yeah, jerry. >> jimmy: and it looks like

there are a lot of special effects in the movie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you do anything cool? >> at one point, i was set on fire, which is -- >> jimmy: is that good? >> so into it. >> jimmy: you were. >> but what happens is, you have to wear a lot of layers of long johns dipped in this icy liquid and it's like this freezing cold gel. so, you put one layer on and it's that feeling when you jump in r rlly cold water, it takes your breath away. you put the second layer on, put a shirt on, the secondndhirt on and then they proceed to pour the freezing cold liquid down the front and back of your pants. >> jimmy: oh. >> which makes you feel like you will never have children ever. i mean, you're like standing there, just shaking. >> jimmy: and then they take pictures and post them on the internet to humiliate yo >> and then when they set you on fire, it feels awesome. >> jimmy: it does? >> yeah, because -- >> jimmy: because you're freezing. >> you're so cold. you just wait for them to set you on fire. it's like you're standing next to a heater. it's great.

>> jimmy: well, i never imagined that being set on fire could be a pleasant thing -- >> it's amazing. >> jimmy: you made me want to do it. guillermo, let's do that after the show. >> all right. >> jimmy: we'll set each other on fire. >> i've got the jelly if you want it. >> jimmy: we need peanut butter, too. well, thanks for coming. anton yelchin, everybody. "fright night" is in theaters tomorrow. we'll be right back with amos lee. =>

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>> jimmy: this is his new album. it's called "mission bell." here with the song "flower," amos lee. ♪ ♪ my heart is a flower that blooms every hour i believe in the power of love ♪

♪ yeah yeah ♪ in this lonesome meadow as soft as a pillow well i pray that we'll go back to love ♪ ♪ yeah yeah all right ♪ i'm gonna reach on up over that fear whenever i'm alone won't you please be near ♪ ♪ i know that darkness before the dawn tomorrow's coming and yesterday's gone ♪ ♪ i'm gonna get my baby head up stream fall asleep in her arms and drift away in a dream ♪ ♪ gonna go out walking in the morning light well i know that by tomorrow gonna be alright ♪ ♪ gonna be all right

well i never shall wither well and of course i i forgive her ♪ ♪ oh please lord deliver me to love ♪ ♪ gonna reach on up over that fear whenever i'm alone won't you please be near ♪ ♪ i know that darkness before the dawn tomorrow's coming and yesterday's gone ♪ ♪ i'm gonna get my baby head up stream fall asleep in her arms and drift away in a dream ♪ ♪ gonna go out walking in the morning light well i know that by tomorrow gonna be all right ♪