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>> because guillermo would not play the tuba and kenny would. >> jimmy: okay, well, kenny, i guess you couldn't hear me over your playing, but you can get tickets to the game, or any event on stubhub. even if it's sold out. >> even if it is sold out? that is great news! i'm so happy, i'm going to play the tuba. >> jimmy: i have to say, i had no idea kenny was so talented. >> dicky: stubhub, turning fans fantasies into reality. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with jessica capshaw, music from givers -- stop it! and matt stone and trey parker. i'm your biggest fan. you know that.

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♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, simply put, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, very much. hi, everyone. well, that's -- thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for -- [ applause ] for coming and for thank you for keeping your demons in check to be here with us tonight. we appreciate it. you know, today is a jewish holiday, it's rosh hashanah today. i guess you're very observant of the holidays. it started yesterday at sundown. how long does it go, jason? >> ends tomorrow night. >> jimmy: you look so handsome tonight. come up here for a second. >> no, no. >> jimmy: come on. show everybody can see you. wow. look at that. it's a whole thing.

look at him. so cute. okay, good, you can go. adorable. they make those little suits, huh? >> yeah, they do. [ laughter ] yes, they do. >> jimmy: sadly for jason, though he's observant, he is unable to reach the high holidays. [ laughter ] ah -- rosh hashanah is the jewish new year. and a lot of people who work here in our office took half the day off today, not too many of them knew that. it doesn't get the press. so, this afternoon, i asked some of our staffers to explain the history, the meaning and the significance of rosh hashanah. >> rosh hashanah is a jewish holiday. they eat pork and spin tops. >> muslim holiday.

>> they don't eat for a whole week. they drink a lot of liquids. they light candles and they wear a little hat like a tortilla over their head. makes them more kosher. >> rosh hashanah is a beautiful indian princess. right? i'm right, right? >> jimmy: yeah, that's exactly. i think she meant pocahontas, right? [ applause ] mtv celebrated rosh hashanah tonight with a new episode of "jersey shore." tonight on the show, deena had a pregnancy scare. or let me rephrase that. tonight on the show, the world had a pregnancy scare. we do not need a baby deena. i think more than anything, "jersey shore" proves that evolution is still a work in progress. you know, we think we're fully evolved from apes. we have this chart we're at one

end and the apes are at this end. but i think this chart goes on for awhile longer than we guessed. i was wondering if anything intelligent could ever come out of an episode of "jersey shore." it turns out the answer is yes. but only after a lot and, i mean, a lot of editing. like this. >> karma. >> is that if you're being really negative to your friends, you will be heartbroken. so let me dance. >> jimmy: okay, so, i think there's something to be said for that. [ applause ] dr. oz, i enjoy watching his show. he had an interesting topic on his program yesterday. you know, when you do a medical show every day of the week, it's hard to come up with things to talk about because, you know, the body is the body, there are only so many poop charts you can draw.

and trust me, i know. but based on yesterday's show, i think the available pool of medical topics might be used up. >> the real age of your vagina is -- 73. >> oh, my god. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's got -- you know what? that's why it's always eating werther's originals. [ laughter ] president obama, our president, is involved in an interesting promotion right now. the campaign is holding a contest and if you donate $5 to his re-election fund, you have a chance to win dinner with him. and at the dinner, the first lady will come around and personally knock the dessert right out of your mouth.

it's a great event. it's all part of the president's plan to get americans gambling again. but -- [ laughter ] but this is kind of funny. i don't know if this is a good sign. yesterday, they dropped the minimum donation to enter the contest from $5 to $3. the first presidential groupon, i guess. how is having dinner with the president cheaper than a hot pocket? it shouldn't be. and who are the people who go, $5, too much. for three, i will do it. here's the ad they released today on the internet. and it is an interesting idea. i've never heard of a presidential raffle before. >> president barack obama wants you to be his guest for a special dinner with barack. sit down with our commander in chief and share your stories and ideas for our country. to register, donate as little as 3 gz to obama for america before september 30th. don't miss out on dinner with

barack. >> prize not transferable. valid only in the 50 states. $3 winners to be seated in the coat closet with joe biden. >> jimmy: oh, that's fun. up get to see the president's coat. yeah, the president is -- he's doing whatever he can to appeal to voters right now. he held an event at the white house yesterday call ed -- is that good spanish, guillermo? >> excellent. >> jimmy: yeah. now you're laughing at me. what does that mean, by the way? >> ah -- president perfect. >> jimmy: you don't speak spanish, do you? you don't speak any language. >> no, i couldn't hear you. >> jimmy: all right. anyway. it was a q and a with members of the latino community, some of whom are angry with the president for not passing immigration reform. he said he can't move forward

without bipartisan support. lib rams are looking for a path to legal citizenships and conservatives are calling for catapults for those. it was an interesting discussion, a discussion that at times got very dramatic. >> mr. president, it's a pleasure to be here. however, i have a question. did you or did you not have my brother killed in order to take his wife? >> it wasn't him! it was me! i killed jose! >> this is an outrage! i want this woman executed now! by firing squad. >> no! please don't kill me! no! >> the fact of the matter is, there are laws on the books that i have to enforce. >> no.

you can change the laws. you are el presidente. >> i just have to continue to say, this notion that somehow i can just change the laws unilaterally is just not true. >> i'll tell you what's true! >> jose? >> jose? >> jose! >> jose! [ speaking spanish ] >> you're alive! >> si. i survived your brutal attempt to murder me. it was a miracle. obamacare. it's a beautiful plan. >> well, i appreciate this, jose, and obviously this is an issue i've been working on for years -- >> no, no, no, i'm not finish. during the dark days of my con vel lens sense, i discovered mid

true self. so, what i want to know is in. will obamacare pay to transfer me to a pretty lady, or is that considered cosmetic surgery? [ applause ] >> jimmy: that really happened. how did you -- how were you not in that? >> it's okay. >> jimmy: yeah. this is a true story. a man named daniel avilas works outside an ice cream shop in florida in a costume that has some residents in the area concerned. >> look at this picture. this is a man wearing an ice cream suit. he's a walking edadvertisement r an ice cream family corner and sandwiches. get this, though. the business is apparently been hit hard at the new eatery

because many drivers thought this guy was wearing a kkk robe. >> jimmy: it's true because this rumor started spreading and the business started to slow down at the shop. i wanted to give daniel an opportunity to set the record straight. here now live via skype from ice cream family corner and sandwiched in ocala, florida, daniel aviles, hello, daniel. how are you? how long you have been working at the ice cream place? >> about a month and a half. >> jimmy: a month and a half. are you in the kkk? >> i'm not in the kkk. >> jimmy: do you know what kkk stands for? >> yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir. >> jimmy: what does it stand for? >> ku klux klan. >> jimmy: close enough. what have people been saying when they see new this costume? >> they always --

>> jimmy: right. and you're not a racist, correct? >> yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir. >> jimmy: what is your -- [ laughter ] what is your favorite ice cream flavor, may i ask? >> huh? >> jimmy: what's your favorite flavor of ice cream? >> oh, whatever. >> jimmy: see, that's a very liberal way to look at things, i think. so, chocolate, vanilla, it's no different to me. >> yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir. >> jimmy: and is there anything you want to say people who are confused about your costume? >> oh, no, no. >> jimmy: are you planning to change the costume at all? >> no, no. >> jimmy: no. because maybe like a chocolate and vanilla swirl or something would be a nice thing? >> more or less. >> jimmy: do you get free ice cream working there at the shop? >> yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir. >> jimmy: does it get hot in that outfit outside? >> well, once in awhile. once in awhile. >> jimmy: uh-huh.

when you -- could you do me a favor and move out here to be closer to us? >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: okay, good, very good. are you a married man, may i ask? >> no, sir. >> jimmy: have you ever been married? >> yes, sir, yes, sir. i was married for 15 years with my first wife but she gave me a divorce in 1987. and -- >> jimmy: oh. second -- third wife? oh, you've been -- you've been married three times. >> well, not married, you know, i mean, i've been with my wife. >> jimmy: yeah, right, right, i'm just -- i'm just now agreeing with whatever it is that you're saying. >> okay. >> jimmy: what would you say to dr. martin luther king jr. if he was right next to you? >> god bless him. >> jimmy: okay, god bless him. good. and so, again, we want to state for the record, you are not a member of the ku klux klan.

>> no, sir. >> jimmy: you disavow their viewpoints completely. >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: you are merely an ice cream cone standing in a parking lot. >> i pledge to emergency room ameri america right here. >> jimmy: okay, thank you, daniel. we'd love to have you come visit hollywood. you could stand out right outside our building with spider-man and superman and take pictures. just think about it. daniel, everybody, from ocala. did we get that cleared up? i should have asked him what rosh hashanah was. is he still there? is he still with us? daniel? >> yes, sir? >> jimmy: happy rosh hashanah. >> it's fine. >> jimmy: sock. okay. and one more thing.

it's -- [ laughter ] you better watch it over there. >> okay. >> jimmy: it's thursday night, time for our week lly tribute t the fcc, where we bleep and blur thing s whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> the president tonight was trying to raise his poll numbers and [ bleep ] up his supporters again. >> tonight, i remember my parents by giving food to the hungry, clothing to the needy and [ bleep ] to the homeless. >> still to come for you, a delicious [ bleep ] just in time for the weekend. >> what has been the craziest fan experience you've had? >> a man pulled down his pants and i [ bleep ] his butt. >> michael jackson literally put his [ bleep ] in the hands of conrad murray. >> i need the [ bleep ] in the butt. i need that. >> what does your wife scream during an orgasm. >> oh, god.

>> and she responds? >> oh big [ bleep ]. >> i don't want my children to read the internet and go mommy's a tramp. >> convicted murderer george wright escaped from a new jersey prison reportedly by [ bleep ] a warden's [ bleep ]. >> recently, my partner and i have opened the city's premiere blow [ bleep ] bar. >> your 8:00 appointment, sir. >> have you ever been late? >> no, sir. not once in all these years. >> jimmy: all right. we have a good show for you tonight. jessica capshow is here. we have music from givers. and we'll be right back with the "south park" guys, trey parker and matt stone. stick around.

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. tonight on the program from "grey's anatomy," jessica capshaw is here. and then with music from this album, it's called "in light," givers from the bud light outdoor stage. they're good. you will like them. we've got a nice line up for you next week, too. antonio banderas will be here, evangeline lilly, jane lynch, will arnett, science bob pflugfelder will be here, the latest castoff from "dancing with the stars," plus music from blink 182, mute math, j. cole and jane's addiction. our first guests tonight are, dare i say, national treasures. they have four emmys for their show "south park" and nine tonys for their broadway musical "the

book of mormon." the new season of "south park," their 15th, returns wednesday night on comedy central. please welcome trey parker and matt stone. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. great to see you. [ cheers and applause ] see what happens when you go out in public? >> wow. >> jimmy: drawing the cartoons and writing stuff, so you don't get that a lot. >> doing that all day. >> jimmy: but people think of you as the siegfried & roy of comedy, i think. >> as long as -- >> which one got eaten? >> jimmy: how are you? everything good? >> yeah, really good. >> jimmy: do you remember 15 years ago when we started on comedy central, the very same week? >> you were doing the ben stein show. >> jimmy: that is right. "win ben stein's money."

we were in front of tv critics who had no interest in ben stein or me, they yelled at you guys the entire time. do you remember that? >> not really. >> jimmy: they were upset about an anal probe in the first episode of the show. >> did you stand up for us? >> jimmy: yes, i did. yeah. and, in fact, it was -- it turned into a little bit of a melee, as i recall. i had to get training afterwards to learn how to deal with things in a political way, i guess. but also, i think, that when you think back on how upset the tv critics were about the anal probe and now we've come so far, i think they were right, you guys did ruin television. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] they were right. >> thank you, thank you. >> it took us 15 years but i think we finally killed it. >> jimmy: and now you have all the awards. i watched your documentary, which is great fun to watch. >> yeah, we actually -- we had a whole crew in, the last run of "south park" so they were just, you know, doing kind of the

reality show of how we put the show together, which was weird. it's weird having cameras in the writer's room. we're saying stuff and, oh, they got that on camera now. >> jimmy: do you trust the people that have the stuff on camera? >> kind of. >> it was a friend of ours who directed it and that's why we could kind of be ourselves a little bit because we trusted who was doing it but it was weird to have, come into work and put this on every day, like a mike, we were miked in the writer's room. >> jimmy: you guys talk about how you do the show at the last minute and how, six days you write and produce the whole thing, c drawings. but to actually see it happening is unbelievable. i mean, it really is -- it's like you guys are college students who decided to write their term paper the night before the -- >> we're doing that right now, by the way. we're so behind. >> jimmy: the show's on wednesday and do you have -- what do you have planned right now? it's thursday right now. >> stan's going to be in it. >> jimmy: okay. stan's going to be in it.

>> you think it's unbelievable to watch. it's unbelievable to live. >> jimmy: i can't even imagine, i mean, nobody goes, maybe we should put a few in, get a few in the barrel before we -- >> we tried that. we tried going and doing shows before and the thing is, we start second-guessing ourselves. we started going, oh, that's not that funny. we rewrite it and it's just like, "south park" has a nice freshness. we don't have time for writer's block. just go, go, go. >> jimmy: and the process is, you guys sit in a room, you come up with ideas and you lock yourselves to the computer, i guess, and you just sit there and hash out the script and then the guys are there drawing, i mean -- >> we do everything in one building. we don't do anything out of house. we can go and run in the booth, record it and then the guys are drawing it and we can look at it. we come up with the next scene, so it's like a factory. >> jimmy: it is amazing you are able to get a basement full of child slaves to animate this stuff for you. >> now they're all 15 years older, so -- all grown up.

>> jimmy: for me, the best part of the documentary is when you guys went to the oscars, you were dominated for best original song, right? >> "blame canada." >> jimmy: wearing dresses. beautiful gowns. you get out of the limo together, in gowns, which was great to start with. but then we learn that at the time, you were on acid. [ laughter ] >> yeah -- [ applause ] >> when we were doing "book of mormon" press, we were on letterman, and they said, you can't say acid. we said sheening, we came up with it and they thought it was coke. but it was acid. >> jimmy: they have class over there. we don't. >> and this was like 13 years ago, you know. everyone was doing acid then. >> we left that in our late 20s.

we don't do that anymore. >> jimmy: whose idea was it to take acid before the oscars? we thought of it sort of the week before and then the day came and we were like, no, no, there's no way. and we're not really going to wear the dresses. we had tuxes as a backup because we thought we were going to chicken out. and we did. okay, well, let's take a little bit of the acid and see what happens. it was just like -- and so we did that and of course, like an hour later, we're like, we got to wear the dresses! [ applause ] >> it made everything -- it made that whole thing just make sense. >> jimmy: and what about the possibility that you didn't -- it didn't so happen that you won but had you won, you would have had to go up and stage. >> trey would have had to go up on stage in a green dress, on acid. >> jimmy: the dress is the least of the issue. >> and the thing is we didn't take a lot of acid. so, it was like, we were coming down off of it in the audience as the show started. we're like, yeah, no fun.

no fun. oh, god, please don't let us win. >> jimmy: you guys taught a class at nyu. >> yeah, we did not take acid for that. >> we did not. >> jimmy: you've settled down. what do you teach the kids when you show up? >> it was this thing where we went in and we didn't even know -- it was a surprise to them. they didn't know we were going to teach and it was the freshman's first day of school, so it was -- and it was a, you know, a class about writing. and -- what was crazy was, we got there and we realized how old we are. it was freshmen in college. we met in college and everything and we got there and we looked out at them and they are, like, 6. we're like, you're in college? wow. and just felt really old. >> talking about, we met, you know, very much in a class like here, trying to talk about collaboration. we met when, well, before you were born, let's see, just -- it hurt. >> jimmy: yeah, i would think so. >> it hurt, yeah. >> jimmy: well, you've matured

into fine older gentlemen. >> thank you. >> jimmy: when we come back, i want to talk about "the book of mormon" because it is absolutely fantastic. matt and trey are here with us. "south park" documentary is sunday october 9th at 10:00 on south pacomedy central and "sou park" season five is wednesday. we'll be right back. comedy cent season five is wednesday. we'll be right back. ♪ any, anytober

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on thursday, we get one scene, we jam it through. the guys will go in and record that scene. >> trey's the quarterback. we're like the offensive line. but it all starts and ends with trey and matt. >> oh, so funny. but i am starving. which would you rather i eat? should i eat the cuttlefish and asparagus or the vanilla pesto? cuttlefish and asparagus? very well,ly eat the cuttlefish. >> jimmy: that's matt stone and trey parker in their documentary, "six days to air." saturdays october 9th on comedy central. fun to watch you guys do the voices. >> we get asked to do voices all the time and what's funny is they always want -- they ask me, do you do kenny? i'm like, no, i don't. i do cartman.

who does kenny. >> it's so uninteresting but they want to hear it. >> jimmy: and they love to see you coming out of your actual bodies. "the book of mormon," how long did it take you to put that together? >> seven years. we worked with bobby lopez who did "avenue q." we met him in 2004 and we found we had this weird fascination with mormons, both us and him and we started writing this musical and it took seven years. >> we wrote like an album first. we did a demo of our own album and had all the songs and then it was just -- doing stuff with real people of it's a lot ha harder -- >> jimmy: it's so funny. unbelievably funny. can i barely make it through one musical. i've seen it twice and i downloaded the soundtrack so i could listen to it. it is insanely offensive. i mean, just -- i look around and i know people know that they're there to see a comedy

but i couldn't help the second time but really kind of look around the room just to see what people -- even i was like, oh, my god! i can't believe this is -- >> we had that every night because we had a month of previews where you are watching the show, there with the audience and we are standing in the back but you're fixing things and changing things to see what gets a good reaction and what doesn't. we were sitting there, like, the first few nights, we don't know how people are going to react and we're back there going -- the songs would come on. we had one woman walk out the entire time. >> jimmy: really? >> it was a great walkout. she did a great job. she didn't just walk out. she stood up and she took her program and she threw it on the ground and then she stormed out. that's a good one. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's a triumph. great you guys are unbelievable. the show is still so funny. 15 years later, it's a testament. i mean, it's amazing that you guys haven't been districted and left the show. that's a good -- >> "south park" is still what we

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>> jimmy: well, hello. we're back. still to come on the show,

givers will be here. you ne our next guest from shows like "the practice" and "the l word." know she plays pediatric surgeon arizona robbins on "grey's anatomy," which airs thursdays at 9:00 on abc. please say hello to jessica capshaw. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look great. how are you? >> how are you? >> jimmy: doing well. did you ask matt and trey -- >> tough act to follow up. >> jimmy: for tickets for -- >> i happened have already scored tickets, jimmy. >> jimmy: you saw it? >> i did. >> jimmy: what did you think? >> well, we were very lucky. we sort of took the family on the road and one of our stops was new york city and i asked what, you know, the word on the street was as far as the hottest ticket in town and it was "the book of mormon." and we got tickets and i took my muz who is not the big egs musical theater buff, to the

theater on friday night and it was -- it was pretty incredible. >> jimmy: and your husband liked it, too? >> i'm not going to say he danced out of the theater but he enjoyed it a lot. >> jimmy: he did. >> equally entertaining is, you are watching it on stage and all the phenomenal things that are happening that are incredibly offensive and you're watching the light reflect back on the audience, which is and it's almost as much fun to look at the people next to you who are like -- because they can't believe what just happened. >> jimmy: that's what i was doing, also. >> you kind of like -- and you're waiting for someone to come and give you a ticket, like, the police should be there to be like, no, this can't happen. >> jimmy: you brought the family on the road. last time you were here, you had one child and our research indicates that has now doubled to two children. how did that happen? number one. [ applause ] and how old are your kids now? >> in order, number one, answer is tequila.

how did i get them. >> jimmy: oh, okay, i got you. number two -- >> jimmy: you never know, a celebrity names their baby tequila and we have some -- >> luke and tequila. my daughter tequila. >> jimmy: and they are how old? >> luke is 4 and eve is about to turn 1. >> jimmy: oh, about to turn 1. are they good on the traveling around? >> well, you know, i kind of feel like where there's a will there's a way. we just kind of, you know, went for it. >> jimmy: where did you take them? >> we have family everywhere. so we started, we left l.a., we started in missouri, where i'm from -- [ applause ] yes, thank you. and then we went to massachusetts and then we went to connecticut and then we ended up in new york and then we went to -- then we took the, yeah, we took the high road to italy. >> jimmy: oh, really? did the kids like italy? they didn't know what was going on. >> they were amazed. they learned the language like that. >> jimmy: is "grey's anatomy" on

in italy? >> yes, it is. we traveled a bit and we ended up going to this town which is a beautiful, amazing town that i think probably more people are used to seeing next to a picture of a very, very large celebrity being but it is just a quaint little town and my husband and i went for a walk and there was this hike and so we put on our clothes and left the kids behind and i had this weird feeling as we got halfway through the hike, i was like, babe, you know, i might be paranoid but i feel like someone is following us. i don't know. i'm kind of clutching the valuables, like, standing behind the big handsome husband. wondering what's going to happen next. he's like, no, no -- we turn the corner and eight huge guys come out with cameras and are like -- i, of course, scattered and fearful because i'm wondering, who are they trying to get a picture of. and i hear, jessica capshaw, "grey's anatomy" and then of course i'm looking for my light and pushing my husband out of it and, like, how can i look good

right now? i can't. and so i felt like in my life, i kind of enjoy a very borderline celebrity, normally people think i look forward -- >> jimmy: and leave you alone. >> they think i dated their cousin gary and it's done. >> jimmy: did you? >> who knows. i might have. >> jimmy: on the show, your love interest is sara ramirez, who is a woman. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: and that makes your characters lesbians. >> yes it does. [ laughter ] that's -- >> jimmy: when sara was here -- >> sara. >> jimmy: sorry. you guys had a dance scene for your wedding reception and she said it was very uncomfortable. >> it was awkward. it's like, you've got two girls in a dress and you sort of don't know who is supposed to lead and, you know, you're wanting this to be the very special moment and it is and it means a lot for the characters and i

think, to america and the world, to have this, you know, ideal couple together -- we didn't know where to put what. and because we're girls who are girls girls and helping each other out, i just had a baby, i was like, can you hide the arm fat right here? she helped me with that. i did a little twirling. it was interesting. >> jimmy: do you take the kids to work with you? for checkups or anything? [ laughter ] >> i just did. we were on location for three days at universal and we were in this little back lot area and it just so happened that when luke came to visit when of his grandfathers was there. he works in a bungalow down the street -- >> jimmy: grandfather that is steven spielberg? >> yes. >> jimmy: he must like him better, right? i would. for sure. because of the dinosaurs and everything? my grandfather had none of that stuff.

[ laughter ] >> anyways -- >> jimmy: just blink twice if it's true. >> blinking many times. anyways, so, he came and, luke and eve both came and we got to play but he got to play with pappy. >> jimmy: kids always like pappy better than mommy. and i can't believe i just said pappy and mommy. great to see you. "grey's agnnatoanatomy" is on t nights at 9:00 here on abc. jessica capshaw, everybody. we'll be right back with music from givers.

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