into something universal here. our love for our penalties, sometimes s impairs our judgme. luckily, though, when we go overboard, our pelts don't judge us for it. for "nightline," this is dan harris in new york. >> the book is on shelves now. dan harris is cuddling with his cat. thanks for watching abc news. we'll see you back here tomorrow. >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live." eld dee mo eddie murphy. >> jimmy: "beverly hills cop was awesome." i think we might need a horny president. remember what it was like when clinton was in charge? >> dicky: manny pacquiao. ♪ how deep is your love >> dicky: ben stiller. >> eat the eyeballs off of beani

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burrito. >> jimmy: sounds delicious. >> it was. i think i fell in love. >> jimmy: well, it sounds great. you should go back sometime. >> i definitely will go back very, very soon. >> jimmy: well, here we are at your hotel. >> oh, here. keep the change. >> jimmy: thank you, sir. >> please, don't call me sir. call me joshua. >> dicky: make mexico your vacation destination of choice. go to mexicotaxiproject.com for more information. >> jimmy: good job, guillermo. "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with manny pacquiao, music from chickenfoot and eddie murphy. the ford focus with up to 40 miles per gallon highway. [ girl's voice ] hi todd,

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to the table and walks off and the guy was like, excuse me, and after six excuse mes she finally comes back and he says, this bread isn't toasted. i order a tuna on toast. and she looks at the plate and she looks at him and she says, just eat the sandwich. and goes right back to work. sure enough, he ate it. i learned a good lesson that day. it's "just eat the sandwich." here's something you might want to be aware of tonight. when we started this show almost nine years ago, we made a commitment to keep our viewers up to date on major developments in the scientific community, especially when it comes to health. health is the most important thing in your body. and so i ask you to pay special attention tonight to this latest edition of "this week in science." >> this week in science! >> an international group of researchers found exercise can help prevent weight gain. >> good work, scientists.

now, back to aids. >> jimmy: that's what i've been doing wrong. there was some trouble last night in oakland after the occupy oakland protests. demonstrators broke windows, set fires and threw chunks of concre concrete. a spokesman called it the worst rioting in the city since ever single raiders home game. things got so bad the riot police had to come in and shut the port of oakland. they had trouble breaking the crowd up because every time they fired bean backs at them, they started playing hockey sack with them. speaking of angry people in the bay area. this is great. there's a reporter on the local channel kron who does a segment called "people behaving badly" on the local news. this week, he went on a ride along with the california highway patrol and the gentleman you're about to see got a ticket for driving alone in the car pool lane. you are supposed to be with a gang or something in the lane. and to put it mildly, he was highly upset.

>> you'll get something in the mail. just take care of it. >> is this for -- >> this is for "people behaving badly" on channel four. >> how about "people overeeft i ing" on channel four? >> have a good day. >> by the way, the ticket is $500. >> it doesn't matter. what do you drive? >> don't worry about what i drive. >> i bet you don't drive nothing nice. and you already -- >> i don't have a ticket. >> i bet you couldn't afford it. all you can afford is food with your fat, lazy ass. you don't even have a real job. why aren't you filming what's in oakland? they got your fat lazy nonfactor ass out here filming highway patrol. that's tells you how much you're worth. >> have a good dare, sy, sir.

>> jimmy: i think eddie murphy played that character. not what you would expect in a guy with an elmo shirt with an american flag air freshener. this is kind of interesting. tonight on "the x factor," they make a lot about the fact this is a live singing competition but pay close attention to the guy at the end here because i'm not entirely sure he is singing live. ♪ i won't run ♪ i won't cry ♪ i will never make it back jim -- that's known as air singing. let's look at that again. ♪ i will never make you cry >> jimmy: oops. so, basically, it's a mouth-moving contest. republican presidential candgodfather's pizza ceo herman cain is having a rough month. yesterday, a third woman came forward to claim she was a victim ofharassment.

they say it comes in threes, so that was expected. things got more interesting. yesterday, cain blamed rick perry's campaign for leaking the story to the press. perry's campaign denies it. see, i don't blame rick perry. i blame little cesar's. i believe either them or papa john. never trusted that guy. he's too physically fit. i don't know why herman cain is so defensive about all of the charges. i think we might need a horny president. remember what it was like when clinton was in charge? we had jobs. the economy was booming. [ applause ] at the airport, you didn't have to take off your shoes. cain's chief of staff called the perry campaign despicable for leaking the information. which, i love that strategy. that's like when your wife catches you cheating by going through your phone and you go, "you went through my phone?" strong move.

herman cain will be here with us on monday night, by the way. [ applause ] i want to say, i -- applaud him for honoring his commitment to this show and not backing out because of what's going on right now. right guillermo? >> right, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you, game muill. here's a sign of the times, i guess. this is from a wedding ceremony in san diego. watch here as the camera captures this beautiful moment between two people who are clearly very, very much in love. >> this is a relationship which much abide in genuine love, remembering the god of self has established it by his needs. by the high standard of love, god's wisdom gives marriage to promote goodness, happiness and holliness, not by whim or option, but as a foundation of the home. generation of children in the perfect social order will so much remain until the end of

time. >> jimmy: yeah, that should work out. maybe she's -- i don't know. she's mar ripped now, she has to update her facebook status. you can catch the remaining 11 hours of their fairy tale wedding on the e channel all this weekend. oh, speaking of that, can we just take a moment of silence? and bow our heads? because earlier today on twitter, kim kardashian unfollowed her former husband krishumphries. i know. okay, that's enough silence. but now it's so real, you know? by the way, during that moment of silence, the kardashians earned $80,000. reality television is serious business, i guess. students at columbia university in new york yesterday got an unexpected guest speaker. vinnie from "jersey shore" swung by for a little gym, tan, lecture. he did. they asked him to speak at an ivy league university. it's kind of like when an animal wrangler brings a monkey to an

elementary school. he was there to talk about bullying. one of the students asked him, what givens you a right to lecture us on setting a good example? and then vinnie beat the crap out of him. kate gosselin is still at it. she just got a job blogging for a coupon website, which is exciting. they hired her to give advice on how to save money. tip number one is, after the seventh kid, use birth control. kate knows a lot about coupons. she used a coupon to get that reverse mullet hair cut. too soon? [ laughter ] meanwhile the tlc network continues on without the gosselins. have you seen the show "my strange addiction?" it's a reality documentary. they follow weird people who do weird things, some of them are great. and the show's been such a big success they are launching a

celebrity edition. we got a preview of episode number one. it premieres this week. and it just happens to center on one of the nstars of the new movie "tower heist." take a look. ♪ >> my name is ben. i love to eat the eye balls off of beanie babies. they taste good. kind of smooth and plasticy and kind of hard. like a button. this is where i keep them. i keep a lot of them in here. i like to keep them around 36 degrees. this is paul. paul. [ laughter ] what? >> my name is maura.

i'm a housekeeper for mr. benjamin. >> don't judge me! you know, she understands me. this isn't any good anymore because i ate all the eyes off it. she really gets it. >> i spend half of my day sewing eyeballs for this freak. >> you know, there's different ways to go with it. at first i started just, you know, swallowing them, to feel what that felt like. and then i started to chew. and now it's sort of like free form. ♪ >> here you are, mr. benjamin. >> this look like a beanie baby

to you? this is a zhu zhu pet. here, i'm going to rip it off and i'm going to feed it to you and you'll see how disgusting it is. take the zhu zhu pets away. i don't want gross zhu zhu pets! i don't think i need help. i can live with this. i can own this and say, hey, this is part of who i am and -- it doesn't interfere with my life and -- or my relationships in my life. come here. >> no. >> let me try it. >> no, no mr. benjamin. no. >> give them to me. i just want to eat your eyes. >> no! >> ahh! [ bleep ] you!

i want my beanie babies! >> when we return, gabourey sidibe reveals a secret. >> my name is gabby and -- i'm married to a baby goat. how was work today, honey? >> jimmy: two of the stars of "tower heist." comes out this weekend. one more thing. it's thursday night, it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether we need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> lawyers for justin bieber are denying a report that bieber [ bleep ] a child. >> i am a woman who loves [ bleep ]. >> how are you doing? love the [ bleep ]. >> the headline screams big you know what [ bleep ].

>> technique known as [ bleep ]. >> i said, if she can [ bleep ] that [ bleep ] and call that sexual harassment, fine. >> can fergie put a [ bleep ] beatdown on kate moss? >> this girl gets me going every day. she [ bleep ] me so hard. she [ bleep ] me the rest of the day. >> will the real -- >> let me show you. >> oh! >> something that might get broken if a wife catches her husband cheating. >> his [ bleep ]. >> oh, okay, [ bleep ]. his [ bleep ]. >> his [ bleep ]. >> his [ bleep ]. >> i [ bleep ] your father, miss gordon. >> that's why i called you. please, [ bleep ] me, batman. >> i'll do what i can. >> jimmy: we have a great show for you tonight. manny pacquiao is here. we have music from chickenfoot. and we'll be right back with eddie murphy, so stick around. hey, everyone's eating tacos outside bill's office.

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we'll also be joined by freida pinto, jon bernthal from "the walking dead," mystery castoff number seven from "dancing with the stars," and we'll have music from junip, thompson square, wale, and feist. so join us for those programs. our first guest tonight is one of the funniest men to ever walk the planet earth. you can see him starring alongside ben stiller in "tower heist," which opens in theaters tomorrow. please say hello to eddie murphy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> jimmy: we have a pacquiao crowd here. i'm excited to have you here. i've been wanting to talk to you

for a long time. i have a list of questions for you. "beverly hills cop" was awesome. do you stick talk to judge ryan holt? >> no, i haven't in about a year. >> jimmy: in a year? >> i saw him -- they did a tribute, jerry got some award and a bunch of people from movies were there and i saw the whole cast from the movie. >> jimmy: did you ever meet mr. rogers? >> yes, once, briefly at nbc in the hallway. >> jimmy: did you really? and? >> he was just -- i think you're wonderful. >> jimmy: oh, he was. [ applause ] it's almost a pity because how great would it have been to get cursed out my mr. rogers? >> oh, yeah. you bastard. i wish i had a memory like that. >> jimmy: i'm sure you hear this all the time but you played a very -- major role in my teenage years and beyond that. you taught me the f-word. >> did i really? how old you are?

>> jimmy: you started when you were, what, 19. >> 15. >> jimmy: i'll be 44 next week. >> i just turned 50 a couple months ago. >> jimmy: congratulations. [ applause ] you really look the same as you did 20 years ago. >> not with my shirt off. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you -- a lot of what i know about you i think is from your standup comedy and i don't know what's true -- like, do you have an aunlt bunny and an uncle gus? are those -- >> well, i had aunt honey and uncle buster and i changed their names around. >> jimmy: was that to avoid causing trouble at the house? >> i heard jokes about you, you know, make their life more difficult, to kind of change it. >> jimmy: seems like you could have changed them a little bit more than one letter in the name. [ applause ] >> buster and honey are nicknames anyway. >> jimmy: i see.

okay. so they're in the clear. and, like, your uncle, he would man the barbecue, he would take over the barbecue when it was time to eat -- >> that was a different uncle that would do that, though. >> jimmy: i see. you mixed it up. and your aunt would fall regularly down the stairs or wherever? >> i made that up. that didn't happen. >> jimmy: that's funny. i felt like, because i had some heavy aunts who would also fall and i always thought of you when they did and i know -- >> the whole joke was how long it takes a person to fall down the steps. >> jimmy: right. >> that was based off something i had seen before and i made like it was somebody in my family. >> jimmy: i see. part of it is fictional, part of it -- did you find yourself any of the -- you were really just a kid at the time. are you doing these things now that your kids notice and make fun of you for? >> am i falling down the steps? >> jimmy: well -- like for instance, the lectures that your step-dad would give you and --

>> i don't -- my dad would get drunk and -- i don't drink, so i don't lectures. >> jimmy: you're not a lecturer? that's probably good. your step-dad was a boxer, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: did you guys really fight him in the basement? >> we had a couple of nights where we went at it with dad. >> jimmy: would you ever win? >> never. >> jimmy: no. what about charlie? would he -- >> nobody won against my dad. >> jimmy: yeah. well, if you did, it would be the worst thing that could happen. >> he never was really trying to open us up or nothing like that. we were down in the basement boxes. >> jimmy: okay. he wasn't really punishing you. it was sports. you are friendly with floyd mayweather i have heard. >> i went to his gym, yeah, watched him train. >> jimmy: so, now manny pacquiao, is he -- >> i'm a big fan. i'm a big boxing fan. [ applause ] i'm a huge fan and i'm looking

forward to manny's fight that's coming up and i'm like everybody else, i can't wait to see him and floyd get in the ring and do it once and for all. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you think they will? >> absolutely. absolutely. they have to. as a fan of the sport, it's like, you -- they have to do it. >> jimmy: especially before it's too late. they have to do it. >> as long as they don't lose a fight it's not too late. as long as they get in there, coming off wins, it's -- i know, i can't wait to see it. i get excited just thinking about it. manny, come on now, you got to do this. i can't wait. >> jimmy: manny is backstage. >> i know. he's ready. dude, let's do this! [ applause ] >> jimmy: i wouldn't fight, either. i read an article in "rolling stone" and you have a lot of television sets in your house. i, too, have a lot. how many televisions do you have? >> i have no idea. >> jimmy: you can't count them? >> well, i haven't. i could if i went through the

house but i'm sure it's -- a lot of tvs. >> jimmy: what do you watch on these televisions? >> everything. >> jimmy: you watch these reality shows? i watch everything everybody else watches. i was watching "the x factor" the other night. >> jimmy: do you vote? >> i don't watch -- i don't vote, i just watch. >> jimmy: have you been following herman cain and all that's been going on with that? >> oh, yeah. i seen that stuff, too. >> jimmy: is that something that amuses you? >> no, i feel bad. >> jimmy: when you watch, like, herman cain, do you just think, well, this is a guy maybe i could imitate this guy -- are there imitations that we don't know about? they were so fantastic, like gumby who didn't sound like, but wow, this is something i'd love to go on television now and do, do you still have that inclination? >> i seen herman cain right there, that's my next bit, herman cain and, like, you know, the same muscle that used to

make jokes is still there, you know, i still get ideas. i just don't go to the club and put it all together like that. >> jimmy: you just say them to yourself in the bathroom? >> yeah, when you are around the house, you stay stuff, that [ bleep ], i'm going to go try that bit out. i just don't try the bit out. >> jimmy: i got you. do you ever tune into "saturday night live" to see what's going on? >> every now and then, yeah. >> jimmy: do you go by there, or is it -- >> i haven't been back there in, like, 25 years. >> jimmy: do you think that's something you would ever do again, host that show? >> yeah, i might. >> jimmy: you might? oh, maybe around oscar time. i know you are hosting the oscars. why are you hosting the oscars? that's funny. you're the second person that asked me that. >> jimmy: okay, well -- >> because i've never done it before. never done it and i wanted to do stuff that i wasn't doing and brett was producing. >> jimmy: seemed like a great time to do it with the movie -- >> seemed like a cool thing to do.

>> jimmy: do you feel like hosting the oscars, because i felt like you should have won it for "dream girls." do you think that will give you an in with those people a little bit more? >> well, i was like, if i host, next time i get nominated i know i'll win. >> jimmy: well -- we're going to take a quick break. "tower heist" opens tomorrow. eddie murphy is here. we'll be right back. [ man ] i got this citi thank you card

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was going to be a heist caper with you and a bunch of black comedians. >> i wanted it to be the opposite of "ocean's 11," where i got comics together and we did the worst heist ever. >> jimmy: talking about david chappelle and -- >> chris rock. mike epps, tracy morgan. >> jimmy: yeah, well, don't clap because they didn't make it. [ applause ] >> they're not in it. we would have went to see that! >> jimmy: instead you got ferris bueller and alan alda. took a real sharp turn there. >> the movie changed over, like, three years. that was my original idea. we wrote, like, two scripts that kind of didn't come out right and then we -- i was kind of like, kind of bafling on it and brian kept developing it and it turn into this thing. >> jimmy: it came out great and it is so great to see you cursing again. and it's great -- when you were preparing for the oscars, we'll be right across the street so if there is anything you need,

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. chickenfoot is on the way. our next guest is unquestionably the greatest congressman/prize fighter of all time. he's got rockets for fists and a song in his heart. on november 12th, he goes toe to toe in las vegas with juan man well marquez for the third time. you can watch it live on pay per view. please welcome the pride of the philippines, manny pacquiao. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: always great to see you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] there's a guy that looks like you in the front there. how are you? >> good.

>> jimmy: good. that's not you. that's a different person. don't worry. this is the fifth time you've been here. each time you've been here you've bonn the fight. i feel like we're a team, really. [ applause ] >> yeah. i feel like you're lucky. >> jimmy: rabbit's foot, yeah. only harrier. >> that's right. >> jimmy: very good to see you. we have -- well, this guy, for those who don't follow boxing, this is a guy you fought twice before. you guys finished in a draw and then you won by split decision. he believes, well, this is a photograph you have hanging on the wall of your gym. marquez beat pacquiao twice. his mother made him that shirt. this is something that motivates you, yes? >> yes. >> jimmy: when you see it, does it make you angry? >> i'm not angry, but i -- i always ask myself that, you know, what i need to prove.

so i win the fight. >> jimmy: you want to make it so there's no question who is the better fighter and you want to pound this guy, right? [ laughter ] >> i did my best, so -- >> jimmy: is he a good fighter? >> he's good but you know -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you seem very -- you always seem very relaxed. even going into the ring, other fighters are very serious, you know, come out, they try to look mean and tough. you're smiling, kind of waving at people. >> kind of -- it's, you know, i'm just -- i'm excited for the fight and i'm excited to give a good show and, you know, i work hard at the gym and that night -- >> jimmy: you feel like you're ready. it's time to show off what you've worked on. >> exactly. >> jimmy: you even -- for the last fight, you had the lead singer of survivor singing "eye of the tiger" as you came out.

>> yes. >> jimmy: how does that work? do you call the guy? [ laughter ] and who do you have set for this next fight? do you have something in mind? >> no. >> jimmy: you don't? >> not yet. >> jimmy: oh, wow. you know what would be great? get new edition to sing "cool it now." [ laughter ] >> i'll try. >> jimmy: you know? >> i'm thinking i can sing walking into the ring. >> jimmy: that would be -- [ applause ] that would be great. that's a great idea. that would be -- that would be -- that would terrify me if i was your opponent. you even -- so relaxed that you and marquez sang a duet together on spanish television, which we have a clip of. ♪

[ singing in foreign language ] ♪ >> jimmy: i don't know what's going on. there's a bird. >> there's a bird. >> jimmy: what was the bird doing there? >> i don't know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't want to get ahead because you have a fight in a couple of weeks here but everyone always asks about floyd mayweather. we talked about it with eddie murphy. do you think he's scared to fight you? >> i don't know. i don't know what's the reason but -- i'm ready to fight and -- >> jimmy: i have the solution to this. i really think i do. >> what is that? >> jimmy: and this is not a joke. it's as simple as this. you think you're going to win the fight, he thinks he's going to win the fight. rather than any issue about the financial considerations, who gets what, whatever, winner

takes all. winner gets all the money, whatever. [ applause ] would you sign up for a deal like that? >> i don't think -- >> jimmy: what about you, though? would you do that? >> of course. >> jimmy: well there -- [ applause ] then the pressure is on you, floyd. by the way, i know you have many business ventures and this is your latest, which i love. this is manny pacquiao broccoli. >> broccoli, yes. >> jimmy: you have your own brocco broccoli. >> yes. that's my new produced -- >> jimmy: are you growing this in your yard or what's going on here? how did this happen? do you even eat broccoli? >> i love it. >> jimmy: i like it, too. >> that keeps me strong and healthy. >> jimmy: like popeye had spinach, you have broccoli. [ applause ] >> jimmy: and your kids aren't eating the broccoli, you can

just hold up the box and go, manny's going to come punch you in the mouth if you don't eat it. well, manny, we have a tradition around here, and that is a song. and when we come back, if you would be so kind, we are going to hear a song from manny pacquiao. you can see pacquiao/marquez three on saturday, november 12th on pay per view. we'll be right back.

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should let us be we belong to you and me ♪ ♪ i believe in you you know the door to my very soul you're the light ♪ ♪ in my deepest darkest hour you're my savior when i fall and you may not ♪ ♪ think i care for you when you know down inside that i really do and it's me ♪ ♪ need to show how deep is your love? how deep is your love how deep is your love ♪ ♪ i really need to learn 'cause we're living in a world of fools breakin' us down ♪ ♪ when they all should let us be we belong to you and me

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