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and music from wale. with cleto and the cletones. and now, strap in. here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hola. thanks, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. we should be thankful to be alive right now. are we alive? i guess we don't really know, do we? a few hours ago, an asteroid bigger than an aircraft carrier passed inside the orbit of the moon. a 1,300-foot wide rock just missed the earth and not a single one of us even looked up from our cell phones to see it.

we only care about flying objects when they're angry birds. [ laughter ] the asteroid missed the earth, fortunately, but the president had bruce willis, michael bay and aerosmith standing by just in case. it came within 200,000 miles of us, which is -- it's close enough for anyone with a medium-sized telescope to get a look at it but not close enough to be groped by herman cain. herman cain had another big day today. he held a press conference in phoenix to address the sexual harassment charges that are multiplying like gremlins lately. he was defiant, he was angry and he even got emotional. >> i am deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish beh e behavi behavior. >> jimmy: hold on. i'm so sorry we had the wrong clip. [ laughter ] did his wife attack him with a 9-9-9 iron? herman cain was with us on the

show last night and -- i don't know what to believe. he was very blunt about saying that herman cain never harassed anyone and herman cain even offered to submit her man cane to a lie detector test to prove that herman cain didn't say any of these things. i haven't heard someone refer to themselves in the third person that much since, i think, david hasselhoff was here on the show. but -- [ laughter ] and i know this doesn't mean much but to me, herman cain was very, very friendly. herman cain! see? [ laughter ] he got me right in the deep dish there. i'll admit, i kind of enjoyed it. in case you haven't been foul loping the story, a woman named sharon bialek held a press conference, where she made very specific allegations against cain. this morning, her attorney, gloria allred appeared beside

her on "the today show," "good morning america," "the early show," every cable news channel. and on cnn, miss allred chastised mr. cain for appearing on the show. >> i would say to cain, sexual harassment is not a joke. so, for you to go on late night television, make jokes about that, it's not funny. >> jimmy: she's right. making jokes about something like this would be extremely inappropriate. >> instead of receiving the help that she had hoped for, mr. cain, instead, decided to provide her with his idea of a stimulus package. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i guess the no joke must be a new rule she implemented this morning, because -- you have to remember -- [ applause ] with all these -- with all this stuff that's going on and none of its good, the important thing is that gloria allred gets to be on tv. she has to or she'll melt.

meanwhile there's a fifth woman that claims to have had a problem with cain. that's a lot. that's five -- if this keeps up, it seems very unlikely he will be president, although it seems more and more likely he will become governor of california. [ laughter ] meanwhile, our president, president obama, might be a little worried today. a new poll says that voters in 12 swing states would rather have a, quote, generic republican candidate in the white house than him. you think mitt romney would be generic enough, but apparently he isn't. voters surveyed, they said they believe a fictional republican would be better than fixing unemployment and handling the deficit and debt and today i think they got their man. >> hi, i'm a generic republican candidate and i want to be your next president. if elected, i'll do stuff. lots of stuff. what kind of stuff? good stuff. republican stuff. stuff you can believe in. stuff for america.

and kids. and i won't stop doing stuff until all this stuff is done. and that's a promise from me. whoever i am. >> a generic republican candidate. let's do a bunch of stuff. paid for by people in general. [ applause ] >> jimmy: he will do well in the general election. they found him in a sears catalog. it was elimination tonight on "dancing with the stars" and america eliminated everyone tonight. they just decided to give tom bergeron the trophy and call it a year. sadly, that's not what happened. tonight, nancy grace was brutally eliminated from the dancing competition and she's not going to rest until she finds out who did it. but at least now nancy can go back to doing what she does best, which is not dancing. [ laughter ] nancy and her partner tristan

will be here with us later and we'll all have a good cry together. this is interesting. the toronto zoo apparently has gay penguins. [ laughter ] two penguins named butdy and pedro have a very pearl connection. they spend all their time together. they do everything together but this is kind of sad. zoo officials say even though buddy and pedro appear to be in a loving relationship, they're planning to separate them to pair them with females for mating. it's like brokeback iceberg. how do the penguins know whichm female? here they are hanging out on a rock, like, and, well -- like any penguin would, here, can you see them swimming with the other penguins, which they do. it's penguin activity. see coming up here they're at a lady gaga concert. which -- okay, maybe that's a little different.

get out of there before she turns them into a hat. [ laughter ] congratulations, i want to say, in order for the duggar family p you know them. the stars of the tlc show "19 kids and counting." apparently they've got number 20 on the way. at this point, wouldn't it be easier if she announced when she's not pregnant? that's not a uterus. it's a t-shirt cannon. [ laughter ] you know -- [ applause ] oh, thank you. when gerbils have this many babies, they eat them, because -- all the kids in the duggar family, all their names start with a j. joshua, janna, james, john david, jelly belly, jetblue, jingle bells, jiffy pop, jumani,

jar jar binks and jiggalo. i hope the next one is jermajesty. or maybe they should give it a name, like, disco banana face, something. the entire duggar clan appeared on "the today show" this morning to announce the good news and needless to say, they are overjoyed. >> are you happy about this? i mean, you're grinning ear to ear now. do you want a little brother or sister again? >> my mom is mentally untable. she is a threat to herself and others. help! help! help! >> jimmy: spoken like a kid who is sick of sleeping in a four-story bunk bed. [ applause ] guillermo, i don't know if you announced this, guillermo is having a baby in a couple of weeks, right guillermo? >> yes, jimmy. [ applause ] >> jimmy: how many do you want to have? >> two.

>> jimmy: two? >> yes. >> jimmy: you're going to have -- can you say what you're going to say? >> a boy. >> jimmy: and you want to have two boys or -- >> a boy and a girl. >> jimmy: okay. and have you decided to name the baby after me yet? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: seems like the right thing to do. >> i want to name it benjamin fr francis. >> jimmy: after the president and uncle frank? put francis first. >> yeah, you're right. >> jimmy: thank you. he told us before the show his name is dr. guy and i'm worried about that because doctors should have a last name and -- you don't go to a dr. guy. you go to the ice cream guy. >> you're right again. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ]

one more thing. lindsay lohan did a brief stint in jail on sunday night. she turned herself in to serve what was supposed to be a 30-day sense sentence for probation violation. they released her after five hours. it was like a kardashian marriage, it just -- [ laughter ] at this point, we should stop calling it jail time and just call it time-out, because that is what it is. lindsay left her house at ten minutes tos:00 p.m. she checked into jail and was back home by 2:00 a.m. basically she went to a weird girl's basement party, saw there was no alcohol and came right back home. [ applause ] and i do -- i do feel bad for her. she can't seem to stay out of trouble. but at least she's making money. she has a "playboy" spread coming out next month and she has a new line of kitchenware that i assume, it looks like it's selling very well for her. >> lindsay lohan, arrested again.

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>> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. tonight on the show, the latests celebrity casualty of the death machine known as "dancing with the stars." nancy grace is here with her partner tristan macmanus. and then with music from this -- his new album -- it's called "ambition," wale from the bud light stage. tomorrow night, we'll be joined on the show by robert pattinson from "twilight." freida pinto will be here and we'll have music from cma best new artist nominees thompson square. and then on thursday kristen stewart, jon bernthal from "the walking dead," music from feist, and these two hilarious kids. >> you have no halloween candy left. >> what?

>> you're probably going to get a belly ache. did you see how much i had? i went to a lot of houses. >> i know. i ate it all. it tasted so good. especially the peanut butter cups. >> you sneaky mom! >> jimmy: their names are c.j. and jacob, and they'll be here thursday night with their sneaky mom. their video has now been seen more than 15 million times. so we have to get those kids a deal of some kind, you know? adopt them, make money off them. our first guest is a golden globe-winning actor you know from "the wrestler," "sin city," "the expendables" and many other chick-flicks. starting friday, he plays the bloodthirsty king hyperion in the new adventure movie "immortals." please say hello to mickey rourke. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: how are you? everything all right? >> stressed. >> jimmy: stress? >> yeah. i have an eye infection, they said it was from stress. >> jimmy: is that right? they say everything is from stress because they don't want to look into things. how can you get an infection from stress? was making a movie over in indonesia called "java heat." >> jimmy: is it about coffee? >> i just read my part in the script. it takes 23 hours to get there. and i call it amnesia, indonesia. but every time i would order, i ordered spaghetti, they put an egg on top of it. it was one of those places. >> jimmy: maybe you have the bird flu or something, too many eggs. >> well, the doctor said there's something going on there but i

would rather take care of it after you see jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. that's nice of you to hold back on your health for me. well -- you look fine. i mean, your eye doesn't look -- it doesn't look red or anything. it looks okay. >> it's all right. gave me some -- >> jimmy: maybe you are turning into an egg or a chicken. or a gay penguin. [ laughter ] hey, i heard you were out very late last night. could that possibly have something to do with? >> you heard? >> jimmy: you had the premiere of the movie last night. >> we did, yeah. >> jimmy: is that fun for you? do you enjoy those sorts of things? not as much as i did a long time aim go. but i liked this movie. >> jimmy: who came out? who came to support the film? >> truthfully? >> jimmy: yeah. >> chuck liddell. frank shamrock. >> jimmy: a lot of tough guys. >> that crew. >> jimmy: yeah. and so what do you guys, do you have a few drinks and then wrestle? [ laughter ] >> well -- my only -- the only

real actor friend i have with that i roll with is jason stay that and he's over in prague, bored out of his mind. >> jimmy: you don't have any others? >> i do but jason, i see a lot. >> jimmy: are you bffs, would you say? >> ffbs, yeah. >> jimmy: so, okay, you are out and you went to a party. was there an afterparty and after the after party? >> just an afterparty, because we had a lot of [ bleep ] to do today. and there was a lot of -- i invited the important people. like my me cabbic i've had for 20 years out here because i had a lot of souped up cars that didn't run worth a [ bleep ], because of the way i drive. i there to invite him and my dentist. and my psychiatrist. >> jimmy: did your psychiatrist really come? >> yeah. >> jimmy: isn't that against the rules of psychiatry? >> no, because several years ago, after -- i did 13 years in therapy with him when i wasn't

working. for 13 years when i wasn't working, then i went to see him. he said he could fix me up. he said, i can put you back together again. where it won't be so scary to meet you, stuff like that. so we've been working on change. and he said to me -- he said to me -- change is the hardest thing in the world, you know? doesn't happen overnight. 13 years later. but anyway, about six years -- [ laughter ] six years ago when i started working again, or seven or eight. he came to -- i was very proud. he came to some movie i did. and i saw him looking over, he's hugging everybody. he's hugging this one. i can't mention the names. i'm thinking, oh. he knows everybody. >> jimmy: oh. >> yeah, so -- >> jimmy: oh, wow. so, he's like a -- >> he calls himself, he says, i am the rolls royce of what i do. >> jimmy: oh, really? so he's a humble man. [ laughter ] well, i tell you what, when i

was flat broke for four, five years, he carried me to the tune of, like $78,000. >> jimmy: he did? >> yeah. and he said, i know one day you'll pay me back. >> jimmy: or i'll tell everybody all the stuff you told me. [ laughter ] >> it was already in the paper. >> jimmy: or i'll talk about it on regis. now, you are -- i heard that you are working on a movie -- this is a film that you're putting together yourself? >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: about a pretty amazing guy, a rug by player -- >> i'm glad you put it that way first. >> jimmy: okay, well he is -- >> they usually put it the other way around. >> jimmy: i see. okay. >> you want to say it? >> jimmy: who came out while he was playing. >> how would you describe him? >> jimmy: a gay rugby player. >> no, he's a -- >> jimmy: i had it first. >> he corrected me on it and i see his point. >> jimmy: i didn't make the mistake. >> he's a legendary player.

he's great at -- >> jimmy: i have a photograph of him. and, yeah, i can see why he wasn't worried about any trouble in the locker room because -- he looks like about the toughest and scariest guy you could ever see in your life. i'll have nightmares about this. in fact, if people are waking up right now, this could be a terrifying melt. so, you're going to play him? >> he's on a plane right now. he came in for the premiere. >> jimmy: good, good. >> because we had to get things sorted out. here it is, he's a legendary player, he retired last week. he's got a lot on his plate. since he was 16 or 14, he's been playing rugby. i come along, man, i want to -- he's the first athlete as a professional in all sports who has come out and said, i'm gay, while he's still playing. i thought that took a lot of courage. >> jimmy: yeah, sure. in team sports. place mrauls [ applause ]

especially in rugby. >> it's not the same in the showers anymore with the boys, but -- >> jimmy: now it's even better! [ laughter ] >> when i met him, i was a little nervous, because -- i said, i know how to do it. i'm going to -- he said, well, he called it, it's my little secret and you could tell for 24 years, whatever, it's been tearing him up inside. he calls it my little lie. the guy had a lot on his plate. married for six years. he had to tell his wife. you can make a joke about that, but still -- >> jimmy: no, that's pretty -- >> i know you like to do it. ing i have a feeling she knew. >> no. kind of a welsh thing. he had to tell his wife, his parents, his team, his coach, his team. and then when he came out, all the fans knew. aside from the fans in wales -- when you go away, play against the enemy -- >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> they really said nasty [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: they are brutal just

to start with. >> he had a lot on his plate. >> jimmy: amazing story. >> this could be some journey and his biggest thing with, when i said i'd like to make your movie, he wants to give a message to other epeople who ar locked in -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> if he can save one person from going through what i had to go through and i think it could be a message to a lot. though i don't get on a soap box and all that [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: how are you going to handle the teeth? because he doesn't have any. >> i don't have any in the front, either. >> jimmy: you don't? what am i seeing there? >> this is all the bridge. >> jimmy: what happened to your teeth? >> i got hit years ago, when i was 14 in a park, a big thing, you know, in the middle of the night. i got hit with a sprinkler system. [ laughter ] you know, the thing that goes -- >> jimmy: i thought you meant the whole system. >> i got hit over here, a four, five-year period they would fall out. they would decalcify because of the shock.

i started to go to acting school and i was eating a hot dog in the village one day and thinking, what i do i got in there that's crunchy? i looked in the mirror, i didn't have any front teeth. so, when i used to have to get up in front of the acting class, i had to speak like this, you know? >> jimmy: yeah, that seems like a negative for an actor. >> and then i met a gay chinese doctor, because i had no money and i let him touch me up to here and -- he took care of the teeth, you know? >> jimmy: that's obama care for you. we'll take a break, we'll be right back with mickey rourke. "immortals" opens on friday. [ crying ]

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♪ >> jimmy: that's mickey rourke, check him out in "the immortals", it opens on friday. you play a king.

>> i went to acting school for five years to learn how to do that, yeah. >> jimmy: that's what you learned in the park when you got your teeth knocked out. is the king good or bad? >> they wanted him to be really bad, you know? with my past, with the psychiatry and everything, i was trying to find some daylight, say, well, justify and so, well, let's pretend this is his neighborhood, his block, and this little prick comes in -- >> jimmy: what are you going to do? >> it's your territory. >> jimmy: speaking of the block, will you tell us how you got here tonight? >> yeah. i was at my hotel. i had a lot of stuff to do, talking about the king and the movie which i think is a really interesting movie and i -- my taxi is not here, and my agent is calling me, you have to be responsible, go see jimmy kimmel on time. i'm saying, [ bleep ], the taxi is not here. and this electric blue, i never

seen one before, rolls royce pulls up slow and i heard, hey, white boy, i'll give you a ride. i get in, i'm starting to get in, he says, whoa, whoa, whoa. he says, what you got on your shoes. he's like, i got me new tuck and roll in here, be careful with them nasty shoes. i don't know where you've been watching. so, it's 50. all right, i'll take the ride. he gave me a ride. >> jimmy: you knew him before hand? >> a little bit, yeah, but i thought, wow. no body guards, no entourage. just him. and he said to me, i said, i hear you're producing movies these days. he's a big entroupe neuro. he said to me -- i want to do "the beautiful game." >> jimmy: your movie, the rugby movie? >> yeah. i said, how do you know about that? he said, i know things. >> jimmy: is he stalking me? >> he me up, i don't know. >> jimmy: maybe he's circumstance. ing the building just waiting

for you to come out. >> i don't think he's waiting for me. he kept looking, what do you have on your shoes? he kept talking about this tuck and roll he's got in the rolls royce. >> jimmy: and how will you get home? will he come back and get you? kanye west going to give you a ride? congratulations. you got your hand and footprints immortalized at t-- [ applause ] you signed it mickey "loki" rourke. after your dog? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and that's -- [ applause ] unusual. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it seems like it is your nickname. but that's your dog's name? >> well, i got loki, my grandma and my brother joe. >> jimmy: you got joe in there and grandma. >> i misspelled it.

>> jimmy: she won't mind. it's the thought that counts. >> i was nervous because i was talking to people that put the stars on the sidewalk and they wanted to do that and i said, well, mickey rourke and loki. we said no and we told them to take a hike. i would bnlt here if it wasn't for loki. >> jimmy: you demanded that your dog's name be put on the star? >> rin tin tin is there. >> jimmy: why not? you should start a rumor -- [ applause ] start a rumor that loki is under the cement there on -- >> we're all going to be together. loki's father bo jack the great, angel, kid chocolate. nini, romy, monkey. >> jimmy: and do you travel with these animals? >> those guys are all gone now.

i got new ones. i got ruby baby, jaws, tango and mushkofski. >> jimmy: big dogs? >> they are all coming out friday. going to do my training out here. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> they have a gay rugby team out here, for real, no -- >> jimmy: for real? >> they do. i spoke with them. >> jimmy: you are training for the film? >> we have for six months and then we start. >> jimmy: that guy we saw on the video before you walked out, that was your trainer? >> the israeli guy with the wonderful personality. >> jimmy: is he no fun? >> no fun. i sneak down and order breakfast without him then i sneak home and order food for lunch. he comes over, he takes the cheese burger, takes the bread off, the french fries. i don't even say hello to him in the morning. i hear the blender going really loud to get me up and i just look up from the sheets and go

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>> jimmy: hi there, we're back. wale is still to come. after eight long weeks on "dancing with the stars," tonight, the prosecution rested its case and our next guest was sent home by a juror of her peers. she is here now for sentencing. joined by her partner tristan macmanus, please say hello to legal analyst and former celebrity dancer nancy grace.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nancy, was this a miscarriage of justice? will you be ranting and raving about this for the upcoming weeks? >> absolutely. it's a huge miscarriage of justice. i was robbed. that's a felony! even in california. >> jimmy: you're right. even in california, you can be arrested for that. now -- -- you can both answer but it seemed like typically on the show, they kind of trump up the conflict between the dancer and the professional dancer. >> don't screw this up. [ laughter ] >> you tell me the answer. you know what, everything that happened on the show is exactly what happened -- >> jimmy: exactly what happened. you drove him crazy? >> well, if you notice, recently, he had to wear a straight jacket in one of our dan dances, in our team dance. >> jimmy: and that was by design? >> putting my hands around her neck. >> since august, i finally drove

him crazy. >> safer for you to put this jacket on. >> jimmy: this is your first season on the show. was on the show last year but i was on troupe this is my first season -- >> jimmy: the troupe is like the ghetto of the show. that's where you don't want to be. >> that was me foot in the door. >> jimmy: whose idea was it for unanimous sip's nipple to come out -- >> that did not happen. >> jimmy: that was genius. >> that did not happen. >> jimmy: that didn't happen? >> mystery of the dance, that one. >> beauty of the dance. i sacrificed a lot nor my art. >> jimmy: you knocked janet jackson right off the map. >> he was just saying that afternoon how are we going to stay in? how are we going to stay in? >> i'm on it. >> jimmy: how are the twins? and of course i'm referring to my children. >> now that you mention it. >> jimmy: well, there they are. we have video from last night. judge len was being a bit harsh. >> nancy, yours is the

cinderella story. you've come to the ball and you've lasted for eight weeks which, i commend you for. however, for me, it's midnight and it's time to go home. >> thank you, john david. >> jimmy: the kids, of course, understand the cinderella reference so they know what's going on. were they upset? >> they don't understand. they don't know. they don't know about anything bad. >> jimmy: really? >> no. >> jimmy: nothing bad? >> they don't even watch my hln show. >> jimmy: they don't? >> i watch them on the nanny cam. >> jimmy: who keeps them up to date on dr. conrad murray? you watch them on the nanny cam, so they host their own show. >> i have it there. i have two babysitters watching them. >> jimmy: do you ever get distracted by something that's going on with the kids? >> ah, yeah, i do and i just

say -- that doesn't make any sense, or whatever is happening and -- go to break! i'm cutting your mike. >> jimmy: wow, that's interesting. every once in awhile i'll watch a game and get distracted but never children. were you, by the way, speaking of dr. conrad murray, was it bothersome to be dancing yesterday while the verdict was coming down? >> well, i had a tiny tip that the verdict was coming down and i thought it would be a guilty verdict, good thing because i called it a guilty but what i'm concerned about is that it should have been life behind bars, jimmy, it should have been a murder one charge. >> jimmy: not me. >> with the syringe. if anyone dopes you to your death, i'll be on your side. >> jimmy: thank you very much. that's very sweet. maybe i'll set up a nanny cam so you can keep an eye on me during the show. and tristan, did you have fun

this season? was this -- >> yeah, i had a blast. it was a bit -- >> most fun you've ever had, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: were you surprised, honestly, were you surprised you went this deep into the competition, that you got this far? >> it was -- go ahead. >> jimmy: that was -- >> you answer. >> we didn't really have any expectations. certainly for me, being me first season, i could have been a bigger letdown to nancy. we took it week by week -- >> jimmy: can you drop the fake accent for awhile? >> it's all that's keeping me here. >> i never understood a single word. >> jimmy: unfortunately, we have a tradition here at the show and that tradition is outside now with guillermo. let's go out for the ceremonial burning of the capezios. nancy, tonight, you were eliminated from "dancing with the stars" and your shoes must pay the price.

guillermo? nancy, america has spoken. your dance card has been pun u had a good run and it was fun, right? >> a lot of fun. >> jimmy: it was. well, great. tomorrow morning, you guys will be on "good morning america," true? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you can see them there and "dancing with the stars" continues monday and tuesday nights here on abc. i think we have two weeks left. who is going to win? >> who knows? >> we're off the show? >> jimmy: i didn't mean to break it to you. >> anyone's game now. >> jimmy: all right, well, that's not an answer but we'll forgive you, tristan. "dancing with the stars," mondays and tuesdays here at abc. we'll be right back with music from wale.

>> jimmy: this is his new album. it's called "ambition." here with the song, "lotus flower bomb," with some help from miguel, wale. ♪ >> ladies and gentlemen, my name is wale. shout to the lotus flower bombs out there, low key, though. i see you. ♪ lotus flower bomb ♪ fire fly ♪ take me high

♪ let me rap to you real quick i want to enjoy the luxury of ♪ ♪ flower bomb let me guess your favorite fragrance and you got that ♪ ♪ bomb huh i'm tryna detonate you do disrespecting baby just tryna make you smile ♪ ♪ shawty keep my spirits up that's why i lay it down shawty keep your spirits up lil vodka whatever ♪ ♪ took her forever to get dressed i acknowledge your effort ♪ ♪ so i clap for her she deserves an applause shawty working so hard she deserve the baton ♪ ♪ shawty where your baton racing thru my mind like she heard that i got that work ♪ ♪ i heard that she been on strike here to tell i read your mind ♪ ♪ she been on those dollars first caramel macchiatos when shawty get in to work ♪ ♪ i can be your boyfriend be your -- or a man with perks ♪ ♪ i'm just tryna work that they just tryna work your nerves ♪ ♪ i'm just tryna read you mind i'm just tryna feed you mine ♪ i'm just tryna give you life they just tryna give you lines ♪ ♪ i'm living in a fantasy i'm feelin will you dance with me it's feelin like you ♪

♪ need to be my lady my baby yeah can't you see i'm talking bout eternity ♪ ♪ tell we me will you care to be my lady my baby ♪ ♪ ha flower bomb can i go blow up on your mine this is not no sandra bull but ya potion number nine ♪ ♪ navigating thru her eyes destination through thighs and i hate to till too much 'cause i stay ♪ ♪ with too much pride and we way too young to know love maybe not ♪ ♪ but we don't need no rush don't believe in love at first sight i believe in first heh ♪ ♪ can i be wit you just one night i can wear you out inside ♪ ♪ i can tell you like persistence so i can make you come in tri's ♪ ♪ i just think we need one night ain't decide if came right easy baby ♪ ♪ my thang tight but that lotus flower jus ain't right i ain't thinkin ♪ ♪ i ain't right can't decide but i can't fight easy baby ♪ ♪ you bomb in all but i be damned if i do not land mine ♪ ♪ or at least try can i speak up is it peace out can we eat lunch ♪

♪ can we take shots what your flavor flat drinks we call a-cups ♪ ♪ i just think i need one night slight more if it's done right ♪ ♪ wit dat gorgeous face don't know your name ain't it important babe 'cause i'm call you mine ♪ ♪ i'm living in a fantasy i'm feelin will you dance with me it's feelin like ♪ ♪ you need to be my lady my baby yeah can't you see i'm talking bout eternity ♪ ♪ tell me will you care to be my lady my baby ♪ ♪ cause it dawned on you and it dawned on me the clock keeps tickin baby what's it gonna be ♪ ♪ it dawned on you and it dawned on me i can teach you how to silent love ♪ ♪ i-a- e-i-o-u baby this one's for you