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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- patricia heaton. "dancing with the stars" finalists. and music from christina perri. with cleto and the cletones. and now, just like that, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you. thanks. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for showing up. you promised you would and you did. we have very important dancing news to get to, yes, but first i would like to alert you, in case you haven't already been

alerted, something is going on on thursday. this thursday is our second annual national unfriend day, or n. n.u.d., as we call it for short. we ask anyone with a facebook page to eliminate the page on their friends list who aren't really their friends. cut the dead weight, say good-bye to the people you don't want to hear from. anyone you wouldn't given your phone number to, unfriend them. anyone who has your phone number but when they call you, you let it go to voicemail, unfriend them. they're not your friend. i started this holiday because i believe facebook cheapens what we traditionally call friendship. much like "dancing with the stars" cheap nls what we traditionally call stars. [ applause ] so -- if you have more facebook friends than you do songs on your ipod, it's time to clean house. these people are stealing your life from you. this is what it's like. this is -- you are gulliver and

all the friends are poking you. it's time to crush them with your giant feet. to help you decide who to unfriend, we've been going through real facebook pages. tonight, this is a man from texas. his name is eric deacon. i think that's an of him. either that or he's aging backwards like benjamin button. but let's read some of eric's status updates and -- okay. having a beer, watching football. at big house burgers. singing at stadium. getting an mri. swimming at tamuk swim center. eating. swimming at tamuk swim center. watching "pussn boots." eating dinner at pizza parlor. eefting lunch at -- listen. the guy eating a lot of lunch. you know, i used to want to know what my friends were having for lunch every day, too, and then i turned 9 and my curiosity about that went away.

eric -- he has more than 500 friends. after thursday i want him down to three. i want -- [ laughter ] eric to have -- [ applause ] no more than four friends. i'd like two of them to be his parents. you have to be -- you have to be ruthless. you have to have no ruth whatsoever. and, yes, people will be offended. some of them will beg you for a second chance. they'll say they can change, they say it will be different this time, i'll be less annoying, but they won't and it won't, so, i ask you to join me this thursday, november 17th, we're going to get rid of the people we thought we already got rid of 15 years ago who came back. you know, national unfriend day is picking up steam. it's been all over the news and on the internet. no holiday is a real holiday until it has its own peanuts special. tonight, i present what i think will be an instant holiday class classic, it's "national unfriend day, charlie brown."

>> monday, good grief. tuesday, good grief. wednesday, good grief. charlie brown has the lamest facebook posts. >> what are you doing, linus? >> i'm unfriending you, charlie brown. >> you're what? >> it's national unfriend day, where we eliminate our stupid and annoying facebook friends. >> you think i'm annoying. you post 100 pictures of your stupid blanket. >> and you should unfriend me. it's your civic duty. >> good grief. >> now i have to unfriend lucy. you can't be facebook friends with your sister. >> i swear to god linus, you unfriend me and i'll tell everyone in school that you still wet the bed. i'm serious! >> this unfriending stuff is not for the faint of heart. >> what are you doing, linus? >> i'm unfriending you, sally. >> why would you do that?

>> honestly, you're getting kind of creepy. >> just because i like you? >> no, because you send me inappropriate pictures of yourself. like this one. >> what the [ bleep ] is going on here? come on, sally. >> jimmy: that's right. if his head is bigger than his torso, unfriend him. it is getting down to it on "dancing with the stars." tonight, america said nope to hope solo, u.s. women's national soccer team goalie. chef was eliminated. and now we have no hope. i hope you're happy with yourselves. we have no hope here, either. normally we would have her, but instead, the three remaining finalists are here. j.r. martinez, rob kardashian and ricki lake. and -- which means -- we will not be burning shoes tonight. we should burn something, though. let's burn -- i don't know, some

toast? speaking of "dancing with the stars," there's been speculation that snooki of the show "jersey shore" would be a contestant in the near future. chef was a guest on "the wendy williams show" yesterday and it doesn't seem like that is going to be the case. >> these rumors are always persistent around the casting of "dancing with the stars." did they ever ask you to be part of the show? >> see, they never brought it up to me or anything so the fact that everybody was saying i was doing "dancing with the stars" and, like, they never asked me, so -- i don't know why they did that. >> would you? >> probably, like, ten years. >> in ten years? >> no, i feel like you should be on "dancing with the stars" when you fall off. >> oh, when you fall off. >> so, i don't know. i only say that -- >> oh, no, you were on it. >> jimmy: oops. all right, well -- [ applause ] i really -- i love snooki.

every time i see her, it reminds me to clean my shower drain. in ten years, snooki will not be on "dancing with the stars," she'll be running for president. i believe that. and why not? according to new public policy poll, there's yet another front-runner in the gop field. today, it's former speaker of the house newt gingrich who has pulled ahead of herman cain. in other words, theeats a lot o top of the candidate who made a lot of it. mitt romney is in third place with 18%. that's not a poll result. that's a cry for help. every two weeks there's a new name on top. i think it's because people are sick of being asked. you know, the phone -- who do i want to be president? i don't know, the fat one. stop calling me at dipper while i'm trying to watch "wheel of fortune." cain suffered an embarrassing moment yesterday during an interview he did. the reporter asked him if he agreed with the way obama handled libya and he paused for

a very long time. a real -- even rick perry was like, come on, herman, spit it out. when he finally regained consciousness, he said he didn't agree but stopped himself and said, oh, no, that's a different one. different what? a different libya? i -- i thought you meant libya newton-john. [ applause ] it was another -- yet another deer in the headlights moment for the republican candidates. they're lucky sarah palin isn't running, they'd be venison by now. cain's spokesman said that herman was completely taken in of context and hadn't slept much before. fox news finally got that interview with cain's wife and even she doesn't seem too sure about him running this country. >> would he be a good president? >> i think he would.

i think -- >> just think he would? >> yeah. yep. i think he would. >> jimmy: i'm not going to guarantee it. behind every great man is a woman who doesn't hit the he's so great. [ applause ] this is pretty great. in glendale, a 500 pound bear was spotted wandering around a neighborhood. a black bear. not the race matters. after the sighting, kcal news ran to the scene. >> it's the second sighting of a bear here in about a month. raheem spotted the first. >> i saw that the big black bear, you know, was standing in front of me and the guy that is working down there, i told him, hey, there's a bear over there and then we chased the bear. went all the way to the mountain. >> jimmy: glad to see someone is still using the walkman.

i think i would be more scared of him than the bear. not to say the guy wasn't telling the truth but his story differed a little bit from the bear's account. >> i was going through some garbage i see this numb nupts in a ridiculous head band. then this [ bleep ] started chasing me. i probably would have ate him, but i was laughing too hard. i would have been crapping mittens for a week. >> jimmy: i've been there myself. [ applause ] some big news for the occupy wall street protesters today. it might be over. they have to move because early this morning, riot police ordered everyone out of the park so it could be cleaned. which, i think it's the first time they've ever cleaned anything in new york. once they finished cleaning, the judge ruled the protesters could come back but they can't bring tents, which means it that will not be able to sleep over without freezing. experts are calling this the

largest group of displaced whitd people in birkenstocks since dave matthews cancelled a show at the ben and jerry's factory in 1999. [ applause ] the mayor of new york, mayor bloomberg, defended the tent ban in a press conference but i'm not sure the occupiers were listening. >> members of the nypd and sanitation department assisted in removing any remaining tents and sleeping bags. this action was taken at this time of the day to reduce the risk of confrontation in the park and to minimize destruction -- >> jimmy: one more thing. speaking of important protest movements, i want to go back to national unfriend day. the moment we announced n.u.d., many people jumped on board to help, including famous musicians. brad paisley and darius rucker teamed up to sing "to all the friends i've uned before." and the band war rerecorded one

of their songs and i'm pleased to present that to you now. enjoy. ♪ why can't wet unfriend ♪ why can't we unfriend ♪ why can't we unfriend ♪ why can't we unfriend ♪ when i accepted your friend request ♪ ♪ i didn't know you'd be such a pest ♪ ♪ why can't we unfriend ♪ why can't we unfriend ♪ why can't we unfriend ♪ why can't we unfriend ♪ don't ask me if i will play farmville ♪ ♪ these are imaginary animals ♪ why can't we unfriend ♪ why can't we unfriend ♪ why can't we unfriend

♪ why can't we unfriend ♪ you posted pictures of your favorite shoes ♪ ♪ i'd like to jam them up your underoos ♪ ♪ why can't we unfriend ♪ why can't we unfriend ♪ you ask if i'm a justin bieber fan ♪ ♪ i wouldn't wish you on the taliban ♪ ♪ why can't we unfriend ♪ why can't we unfriend ♪ why can't we unfriend ♪ why can't we unfriend ♪ you tell me everything that's on oprah ♪ ♪ i'd like to kick your genitalia ♪ ♪ why can't we unfriend ♪ why can't we unfriend

♪ why can't we unfriend ♪ why -- >> where is everybody? i got to go post about this. [ applause ] >> jimmy: we have a good show for you tonight. the top three finalists from "dancing with the stars" are here. we have music from christina perri. and we'll be right back with patricia heaton, so stick around. holidays at the mall... talking about ford, making new friends... that's how i roll. one minute you're in a mall... ...next minute you're in a fusion. have you heard about the sync system? everything you'd want for your phone, your music. ford fusion is the most dependable midsize car. it's true. 33 miles per gallon. that's amazing. i'm afraid if i say anything else,

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back to the show. tonight on the program, the top three finists from "dancing with the stars," ricki lake, j.r.

martinez and rob kardashian will be with us. they are on their way over. the finale of "dancing with the stars" is next week, but my plan is to make them settle it tonight with chicken fights. and then, with music from the soundtrack to "the twilight saga: breaking dawn part one," christina perri is here from the bud light stage. tomorrow night, our guests are tim allen, jackson rathbone, and music from miranda lambert. and thursday night, our second annual national unfriend day with guests peter facinelli, chef jamie oliver, music from vince gill and a number of surprise celebrity unfriend day friends. they'll be here. try saying that 11 times in a row. our first guest tonight is a two-time emmy winner and two-timing mom who has abandoned the barones in favor of a new family, the hecks. the third season of her very funny show "the middle" airs wednesdays at 8:00 on abc. please say hello to patricia heaton. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good. how are you? >> jimmy: doing well. is there anyone you would like to unfriend while we're here? >> not really. but i think my sons would like town friend me. >> jimmy: yeah, no fun -- >> not great having funnon your facebook. they keep unfriending me and i sneak in at other people. >> jimmy: how old are they >> 14, 16 and 18. >> jimmy: is the 18-year-old -- >> he's still at home. i assume he's at home because i never see him. he turned 18 and became, like, the international man of mystery. >> jimmy: i see. except when he runs out of money. then he appears. >> jimmy: how does he present that request? >> can i have some money? >> jimmy: oh. are you a softy? >> yeah, i'm a softy. yeah. but what -- he's a good kid. and i assume he's applying for college. i don't know. >> jimmy: really? you're on top --

>> we sent and looked at some. i said, okay, well, you're in charge, you know. i check in once in awhile. did you do that application? he said he has. you need help on your essay? nope. >> jimmy: he hasn't done anything. that's exactly what i did. >> did you get in anywhere? >> jimmy: i did, but -- >> did you graduate? >> jimmy: no, no. >> you didn't? you didn't graduate? >> jimmy: no. >> from where did you not graduate? >> jimmy: from everywhere. >> okay. that is so comforting to me. you're doing okay. >> jimmy: yeah, but that was an accident. it really was. no, i went to unlv for a year. >> okay. >> jimmy: that was not that hard to get in. and then i went to arizona state, also not that hard to get in. >> big party school, correct? >> jimmy: both of them, when i was at unlv, the number one party school. >> that's vegas. >> jimmy: and the next year, arizona state, when i got there, was the number one. didn't have anything to do with me. >> and you still dropped out? >> jimmy: i didn't drop out.

i moved on. but i was very lax about it. i didn't, like, because i suddenly doesn't have my parents on top of me to make sure, because they didn't want to spend the $600 of tuition that i cost. but they weren't on top of me, so i didn't -- >> is that a good thing they were not on top of you? >> jimmy: no, it wasn't. >> oh. that bwas the wrong answer. >> jimmy: they are in that kind of stage -- >> don't you think if he's stuck being at home next year when all his friends are at college that will the greatest lesson i've ever taught him? >> jimmy: i guess. there are always a couple of deadbeat friends that are available to hang out in the area, though. >> yeah. >> jimmy: right? >> i -- >> jimmy: cleto was one of mine. >> yes, well -- [ applause ] i may be rethinking my strategy. he wants to study music, but not like, classical music, like, guitar, like, rock. >> jimmy: yeah, you need to go to college for that. >> did you guys go to college

for that? they did. you did. >> jimmy: cleto did, kind of. >> cleto: i didn't, really. they did. >> jimmy: all the great rock stars went to college. >> i don't want him to be a rock star, though. >> jimmy: what do you want him to be, like, a band teacher? >> that would be better. >> jimmy: what about your 16-year-old son? >> he, well, he just got his driver's license. >> jimmy: is that good? >> i mean, it makes my life easier. >> jimmy: okay, good, yeah. do you get nervous when he drives off on his own? >> he has to drive out in rush hour in the morning but the traffic moves really slowly then. that's not so bad. but it's the other drivers, to me, that are so scary, i mean, i've had some incidents that were freaky here in l.a. that would never have happened in ohio, i don't think. well, one time, my husband and i are driving along and he cut somebody off and may or may not have flipped the guy the bird. and so then, of course, we get stuck at the stoplight right

next to the guy, right? >> jimmy: great. >> and, you know, our windows were rolled down and i'm just like, trying to not look at the guy. and suddenly, silly string is spraying into our car. and we're -- i was like, what is that? what is that? and then the -- we look over, the guy is spraying it from his car into our car and then he gets, he grabs a baseball bat and gets out of the car and comes around and starts screaming at my husband to get out of the car. >> jimmy: wow. >> and i'm like, we're sorry! we're sorry. and he's like, you know, it's a good thing your girlfriend's in there, i would beat the crap out of you. i'm like, drive! drive! and of course i was so mad at my husband, of course, because i'm like, you almost got me killed! and it was really crazy. >> jimmy: nice that he thought you were his girlfriend. >> interesting, though, like, when the silly string scale in,

what is it, a party clown? and then, oh, no, it's a psycho killer. which are often the same thing. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. that's quite -- >> that's really scary. >> jimmy: yeah. silly string can be menacing. >> yes. >> jimmy: when combined with a baseball bat. like cotton candy and a gun. [ laughter ] >> and, you know, like, it depends, also, like, you know, that time it was my husband. another time, god bless peter boyle, giving me a ride home from work when we were on "raymond." i just met peter, he screams at everybody around him and he was screaming at this driver in front of him that wasn't going fast enough, honking and screaming and of course, we're at the spotlight and he pulls up next to this driver, though it's on my side, the passenger side and the driver is screaming at us and peter is screaming at him and i'm in the cross hairs going, get out of here! >> jimmy: it's worse when you

think people might then recognize you, also. >> well -- i have learned my lesson, because just the other day i pulled into a crosswalk to kind of look out to see if cars were coming and i was locking pedestrians that were coming by and i thought, oh, i should back up and i backed up. i had a bad crosswalk -- did i tell you this? >> jimmy: no. >> this is with a cyclist. they are crazier and meaner -- >> jimmy: they're terrified all the time. >> i thought that were like, eco-friendly, you know. they think because they're not killing the ozone that they can scream at people who are? and we had pulled into the crosswalk to see, like, which way we should turn and i -- he had to go around us a little bit as he was riding and we're like, sorry. he kept looking for where we were. i look over and he comes back and spits on the window. >> jimmy: no. >> yes. >> jimmy: really? >> yes. a cyclist. in stretchy pants. >> jimmy: you need to move. you can't get spit on by a guy

in stretchy pants. >> so, this time, two days ago, i was like, oh, i better. and i pulled back and these people walked by and they thanked me and then they went, oh, patricia heaton. from "the middle?" yeah! so glad i pulled out of the crosswalk. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break here. when we come back, we're going to talk about "the middle." patricia heaton is here. we'll be right back.

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i can't believe we're not in the play. >> ah, yeah, well -- that's not exactly true. >> so we are doing the play? >> no, we're not. >> so we're off the play? >> no, no. that's not it. >> so we're on the play. >> we're not. >> we're not? >> right. we're not. >> what? >> your mom's in, you're out. just say it. >> thank you, mike. i was getting there. >> jimmy: that is "the middle." patricia heaton is with us. you have, i know, you have a bunch of notable guest stars on the show this season. who have we not seen yet? >> our thanksgiving episode nest week, molly shannon is playing my sister. >> jimmy: she's great. >> she's great. [ applause ] she's -- so this will be the first time we've met her sister.

we met mike's brother, played by norm mcdonald. >> jimmy: he will be back? >> he will be this season. i don't know for thanksgiving, but he's back. we had jerry van dyke and marsha mason who will be back at thanksgiving. we have a great time. >> jimmy: and ray romano. >> he was on the opening episode. >> jimmy: was that odd for you? >> it was a little time warpy, you know. i think we broke some time reponse con tim youm rules. >> jimmy: did you feel like you were cheating on him? because i did. >> you did? well, i felt that way when i watched "men of a certain age," his great show. and he had, like, bedroom sex scenes with people which, on nine years of random, we never got there. >> jimmy: a lot of bedroom sc e scenes -- >> no naked stuff. i was like, those women were naked on that set with you. i was like pissed off about it.

>> jimmy: i don't blame you. you have the thanksgiving episode on real thanksgiving. do you make the real turkey, do you do the traditional things? >> you know, when i was young and idealistic and a new mom, i did, i would get up and spend the whole day and then they'd koim to the table for five minutes and then they would leave and leave me the dishes and everything. so then i went to, like, just do the turkey and then order some side dishes from a nice place. we did that. and then i think it's -- i think it's either denny's oros roscoe chicken and watch mffles. but the one thing i've always wanted to do is deep fry a turkey because i heard -- >> jimmy: i've done that. >> you have? >> jimmy: yep. >> the pot is that deep, i have the burner. i've had it for 20 years and i

keep hearing people blow up their houses. >> jimmy: the turkeys, if they are still frozen, they will explode. to me, that's awesome. like a great combination of thanksgiving and the 4th of july. >> you've done it? is it worth it? >> jimmy: it's great. but frying things makes them better, you know? but -- >> it does. >> jimmy: it's delicious. you should try it. do it outside, though. >> yeah, like, in the driveway. >> jimmy: don't do it in the house. that's my cooking tip for the night. >> okay. >> jimmy: great to see you. congratulations on the show. "the middle" is wednesday nights at 8:00 on abc. patricia heaton, everybody. we'll be right back with ricki lake, j.r. martinez and rob kardashian. ♪ hey, uh what's up with your naked toilet paper? yeeaah, i noticed that, man. inappropriate. naked toilet paper? i don't know what you're... your cottonelle roll just sittin' out? seriously... it's primitive, man. yeah, you're taking it for granted.

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>> jimmy: well, hello there.

christina perri is on the way. our next guests have very little in common except a tolerance for spray tans and an ability to dance better than chaz bono and nancy grace. they are the three remaining finalists on "dancing with the stars." and next week, one of them takes home the coveted mirrored ball. please welcome j.r. martinez, rob kardashian and ricki lake. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, hello there. >> hi. good to see you. >> jimmy: it's good to see you, too. [ cheers and applause ] i have to say, i'm -- i can't believe they eliminated all three of you. this is shocking. >> i know. going to burn my shoes, right? >> jimmy: sure, why not? you know -- well, i guess if somebody told you you'd be here tonight -- >> i was scared. >> jimmy: earlier today, you would not have been happy?

>> they already come up with the ruments? i was like, should i just go there now? what's the point? >> jimmy: none of you are surprised to be in the final three, i would think, right? you all did very well, you had good scores -- >> i think it's touch and go. i know for me, for a fact, i was not a favorite because i checked on bodog and i was 10 to 1. >> jimmy: that's right. >> what's that? >> gambling site. i shouldn't be saying that. >> there's money on you, rob. >> jimmy: gambling is great for kids. >> oh, yeah. >> my kid has a lot of money coming to him if i win. >> jimmy: i have to say, you are a much better dancer than i imagined you would be. >> i'm a much better dancer than i imagined i would be. >> look at her. >> jimmy: and you look great. >> thank you very much. i'm getting there. >> jimmy: and you have to keep dancing and dancing now for the rest of your life. >> derek's promised to move in with me. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> my fiance doesn't care. >> jimmy: j.r., i had not seen

you on your soap opera before. itch did not guess how your dancing would be. rob, you -- your sister -- do you think you're better than your sister dancing wise? >> i would hope so. a lot better. [ applause ] i would hope so. >> jimmy: you practice more? i didn't think you would practice as hard as you've been -- i think you learned to dance like halfway through the show. >> yeah, 100%. i mean, i give credit to anyone who just steps on the dance floor. that is the hardest thing to do in front of so many people. as the weeks went by, you kind of realize you can do this and i feel like we all just worked really hard. >> he fwepts most improved. >> jimmy: who do you think is the favorite, each of you, start with rikki, who do you think is the favorite? >> i mean -- >> jimmy: you think j.r.? >> yes. >> just say me, guys. >> here's the thing. here's the thing. i think he could win it because of his fans and his sisters fans. >> jimmy: the sisters are the -- >> yeah, i think --

>> all that twitter love. all that twitter love. >> i mean -- it's up for grabs. it's not just the fans, it's the judges scores, too. >> i felt like when the announcement was made, rob was like, it's cool, it's whatever. i was like, i don't know if he's that serious. but he literally just showed up and he's rehearsing nonstop. i feel like it's anybody's game. i like, i mean, last week i got my ankle hurt so, that can happen to anybody. you don't want that to happen but it can be anybody. >> jimmy: it sounds like you are convinced that rob has the best chance -- >> i think he has -- >> jimmy: you seem very supportive of each other but you have to be competitive between the three of you. >> i mean, i think in all reality we all want to take it home but it doesn't get in the way of saying, you know what, i root for them both -- >> you didn't vote for me. >> i haven't voted for myself. >> jimmy: you have to do that.

>> i voted for me. >> i even bought a new york number so i vote during the show and then i -- >> cheating! >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: that's not cheating. >> i got, like -- >> competition. >> went to target and bought 15 prepaid phones or something. >> that's really a good idea. >> that's a really good idea. >> jimmy: great idea. well, j.r., you have a purple heart. really, is a mirrored ball trophy going to be that -- >> yeah, really. [ applause ] >> jimmy: they can't be on the same mantle. >> it's like, you know, the show is tough. the show is hard to do and rob is right. anyone that's taken the challenge to be on "dancing with the stars," i mean, has a lot of courage, but always like, is this tougher than your military experience? like, come on. let's not stretch it too much. >> jimmy: let's not go crazy with the word courage. >> military definitely what i've been through definite lip has prepared me to hopefully -- >> jimmy: are the guys you served with watching? >> they're watching.

they're watching. at the beginning i was like, man, i don't want to wear heels, the rhinestones, you snow? my credibility is going to go down, man. >> he went off a float with a rainbow -- >> moall that -- >> i was dressed like big bird so there you go. we'll do anything for our art. >> jimmy: when is your wedding? >> we haven't set a date but early next year. >> jimmy: and so, now, your fiance, really, has to learn how to dance, doesn't he? >> does he? >> jimmy: you'll make him look like an idiot during the first dance. >> well, derek has offered to help. will you guys come? >> i will. >> rob will do his moves. >> jimmy: don't have rob at the wedding. he's bad luck for weddings. >> oh! oh! >> i like comedy. >> that was good. that was cold. >> it's all good. i like comedy.

>> jimmy: you can't be too careful, that's all i'm saying. >> oh, my god. >> good one. >> jimmy: rob, i would like to see an all kardashian edition of "dancing with the stars." that would get competitive. >> that would be unreal. i think bruce will. no, they won't let him do it. >> jimmy: they won't let him? they should let him do it. >> they should. >> jimmy: and he should wear the dolphin shorts he wore in the olympics. >> no, i don't know. too many to choose from. i really don't know. >> jimmy: and so you guys now -- this week, will you practice, really give it your all or lay off so you're fresh -- >> no, no. we want to perform well. it's -- >> all the chips are in. >> really about doing our best. we're going to put up a good fit. >> all the chips are in now, man. now or never. one week left and we're all at the same time as much as we are excited about the finals, we're looking at it, all right, just get this one more week. >> four dances. >> four dances and we go home

and relax and take care of our bodies. >> jimmy: what time do you start practicing tomorrow? >> 10:00 a.m. -- >> we're waking up -- >> we all are doing "gma" in the morning. we're flying to new york and then fly right back. >> dance on the plane. will there be any plane dancing? >> i don't know. i'm rehearsing tomorrow at 2:00. >> jimmy: okay. >> i think we're all doing -- >> i'm doing 11 -- >> 11 hours? >> no, 11:00 a.m. >> jimmy: just make a deal that the three of you, let's do one hour and leave it at that. >> exactly. >> jimmy: congratulations to all of you. you have danceded a m ed a miad. next week is the big finale of "dancing with the stars." monday night here on abc. ricki lake, j.r. martinez and rob kardashian. we'll be right back with music from christina perri.

>> jimmy: this is the soundtrack to "the twilight saga: breaking down part one." here with the song "a thousand years," christina perri. ♪ heart beats fast colors and promises

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time stands still beauty in all she is ♪ ♪ i will be brave i will not let anything take away what's standing in front of me ♪ ♪ every breath every hour has come to this one step closer ♪ ♪ i have died everyday waiting for you darling don't be afraid i have loved you ♪ ♪ for a thousand years

i'll love you for a thousand more all along i believed ♪ ♪ i would find you time has brought your heart to me i have loved you ♪ ♪ for a thousand years i'll love you for a thousand more ♪ one step closer ♪ ♪ one step closer