limit your personal journey to i'm ryan owens for "nightline" 15 words or less. in st. maarten. i blame twitter for that. >> i don't know. on the other side of the time doesn't look like much of a beach vacation for me. coin, nicki minaj was -- she won thanks for watching abc. don't forget "good morning america," "jimmy kimmel" is best rap hip-hop artist then had to walk about a mile and a half next. up next on an all new "jimmy to pick up her award. stick with this. kimmel live" -- >> in her breakthrough year >> "breaking dawn, part 1, made nicki minaj wins her very first more than $140 million. american music award. has a chance to take home it's refreshing to finally see a another trophy tonight, also up story about wolves and teen for favorite rap hip-hop album. pregnancy that doesn't involve the palins. >> you look great. ♪ the palins. >> you look great. >> do i really?@póo we need a sofa. the palins. >> you look great. >> do i really?@póo something i can stretch out on!

ooh... that will go with those lamps my mother gave us. or we could get some new lamps. or we could get no sofa. >> jimmy: and we're there. negotiating, eh? you know, the song she won for you got it! how about a nice home for our tv? didn't last that long. how about doors to hide that drive-in theater? which was in kindergarten my mom how about a cowhide rug? used to walk me to school it yee-haw! and the snacks? get their own place. took less time than that. let the marathon begin! poor mary j. blige still out on for a limited time buy select seating and get 15% back, the red carpet waiting to finish the story. as you presumably know thanksgiving is on thursday. at ikea, the life improvement store. thanksgiving is the day on which we give thanks for all the cool stuff we have and own, right? at least that's how i do it but in olden times pilgrims wore belts on their hat it was the one day of year people in the country overate. now we do it all 365 days. i am cooking this year. this -- i want to show -- that's a turkey i made last year. is that beautiful or what? look at it. it's nuked -- radioactive. and this year i'll be smoking his son.

i like -- you know what i like, i like putting marshmallows on the sweet potato os or yams -- whatever the hell -- i don't see why we don't put them on all our vegetables all the time. busy time for tv chefs. very few know how to cook a turkey. it can be intimidating. the chefs teach you what to do. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel we asked my aunt chippy to share with disney's big game, where's her wisdom in the kitchen. my water? it is a puzzle app. not only will you learn something about cooking a turkey it's to help swampy the alligator find fresh water so he can take a shower. but get an idea of the chemistry that she had with my director, actually alligators care a lot brad. about hygiene. you have to make sure no dirty >> hi, this is aunt chippy and water reaches swampy. welcome to "chip's tips." it's fun but just in case you don't get the idea i thought today we have a thanksgiving turkey and it looks wonderful. we'd demonstrate live. it smells delicious and we are >> i got my ipad right here. going to enjoy this turkey. >> jimmy: i want to demonstrate >> cut, cut, cut. this is about carving it. live how the game works. what i'd like you to do is go to today i'm -- i'm going to show you how to carve a turkey. the green room and get that's it. swampy jr. some water. here we go. can you do that. >> yeah, i go. less energy. smile, action.

>> hi, this is aunt chippy and >> jimmy: go do that right now. welcome to "chip's tips." >> flawed "chip's tips." yeah, you can just -- just go. we have to understand. >> right now we'll learn how to carve a turkey. take him. >> right. let's do this -- i wonder if you well, there you go. perfectly done. should turn the turkey. i want to make sure -- don't take it personally, swampy >> what is it with you and jr. he's jumpy. [ bleep ] turning. this guy only has two sides. >> dicky: where's my water both sides are exactly the same. available for 99 cents at the we got an ass sticking out with app store. >> jimmy: we have fun. "jimmy kimmel live" back with some [ bleep ] over here and his atticus shaffer and music from head cut off over here so lady antebellum and artie lange and nick dipaolo. basically we've got this side and this side. hi, could you read my list? that's all we got to work with. and we are sea going to just do this thing right down the middle -- we're going to -- we're going to beat the [ bleep ] out of this thing and -- i don't know what the hell is in there. >> let's do it again here. get the other turkey. >> better not go to waste. don't let me see you put it in the garbage or i'll dump your

ass in with it. it's all crossed out... if you like dark meat you have it's 'cause i got everything on it. boom! to go -- i don't care. thank you! that's it right now. [ male announcer ] black friday's here. >> no, no, no. >> the turkey does not look good why wait outside when walmart has over 2 million tvs in stock? on camera. deals start thursday 10 pm. more electronics at midnight. do we have another turkey? >> what do you mean it didn't look good? you told me it was cooked for eight hour. >> it doesn't look good. >> god is watching you, brad. he is watching you right now. with thermacare heatwraps. >> okay, here we go. a lot of energy. that's 8 hours while you wear it, a lot of energy. >> we're going to carve a turkey plus an additional 8 hours of relief after you take it off. today and it's going to be can your patch say that? for up to 16 hours of relief... perfect. we're going to start in the try thermacare. middle. >> no. cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. wait. should be -- no, no. take toast. you can't shoot with this spread with i can't believe it's not butter! turkey. add jacques. >> you know what, shoot -- don't throw it out! he's french. mmmm. oh, my god! [ male announcer ] fresh butter taste that's irresistible. >> okay. >> oh, my god! i can't believe it's not butter! >> do we have any other turkeys.

[ male announcer ] fresh butter taste that's irresistible. >> oh, my god. look, it's ok to take the occasional gamble- >> okay. let's go get another turkey. >> oh, no. as long as it's something like switching from boxers to briefs. you're not going to get another but you never roll the dice on your truck. turkey. because i am not going to stand here cutting up [ bleep ] so go with the sure thing, ford f-150. turkeys because -- and letting you throw them out when people jd power and associates just gave f-150 are hungry. they would want that turkey. their highest award for initial quality. stick this bit up your ass. add to that the best mix of torque and fuel economy i'm done. i'm not doing it. i'm done. you get with its ecoboost engine, and you're money, baby. this is the future. [ cheers and applause ] this is the ford f-150. >> jimmy: the idea is get her very angry and make sure she has a sharp knife in her hands. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! the big movie was the latest tonight -- installment of "the twilight saga." "breaking dawn: part 1." artie lange and nick dipaolo. it made more than $140 million over the weekend. atticus shaffer and music from i have to say it's refreshing to finally see a story about wolves lady antebellum with and teen pregnancy that doesn't cleto and the cletones. involve the palins. isn't it? remember them? and now here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> jimmy: i saw the movie and i ♪ "jimmy kimmel live"

[ cheers and applause ] tell you something for someone who can't see himself in the mirror edward's hair looks amazing. congress today failed us again. shocking, i know. republicans and democrats in the >> jimmy: all right. congressional super committee were unable to make any kind of that's very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. compromise to cut the deficit by the deadline which was tonight. thank you for watching. the super committee in case you thanks for being here. don't know is to committees what on this magical night of super cuts is to cuts and i celebrity dancing and that it is think the problem is there were it was a night of many rumbas consequences for the country if with the second to last "dancing they didn't get this done but no consequences for the committee with the stars" of the season. members themselves. less than 24 hours of knowing if we had fed each committee member a poisoned cupcake, who will take home the prophy something that takes a month to kill you and told them that once and less than 36 hours of they came to an agreement they could have the antidote, i'm not forgetting who took home the a political scientist but have a coveted mirror ball trophy. feeling the process would have static electricity. gone more smoothly. the final three contestants, [ applause ] j.r. martinez, ricki lake and >> jimmy: this is -- here's a rob kardashian danced tonight. government that has its act according to a new poll, 54% of together. north korea has apparently americans believe rob kardashian opened its borders to tourism. is a finalist on the show you know, this is a country that

because his sister has been would not let others in but this encouraging people to vote for is a real quote from the tourism him through twitter only 14% think he's a finalist because bureau. he's one of the best dancers and pyongyang, i'm sure i'm misprovide announcing it, water 26% said had no opinion because so clean you can drink from the they lead full and productive tap, wide boulevard, uncluttered lives. by traffic and a plethora of [ cheers and applause ] soaring memorials and monuments. >> jimmy: but he was the best one tonight. when the second item on your once again, they're doing things list is tap water you can drink, differently this year for the final. the scores will be combined with i don't know if it's the the viewer votes as they usually greatest place but there are do and then one dancer will be restrictions -- you can go -- there are restrictions on eliminated tomorrow night leaving two finalists who will traveling in north korea. visitors are only allowed in certain areas. have a final battle and instant you're not permitted to interact with north korean citizens and samba which -- wasn't that like you can't bring cell phones or a brand of decaf coffee my cameras to which that will bring grandparents used to drink or in the asian tourist, all right. something. but they are serious about sanka. tourism and, in fact, just rob kardashian had the highest score, 57 out of 60. launched a new ad campaign. ricki and j.r. tied with 54. if you try to attract visitors from the united states. >> this is beautiful north korea. i think chaz bono could still win this thing, right? stay in our luxury hotels. relax in our tropical spa wrong? don't patronize me, please. getaway. meet our friendly locals and last night here in claengs, the

39th annual amas. marvel at our beautiful women. they are the annual ceremony on visit north korea, you won't which the american medical association gives out awards want to leave. it won't be permitted. for -- taylor swift won best north korea, you may not leave. esophagus. congratulations. this happened before the program. >> jimmy: more of a staycation they had a reporter on the red carpet who isn't a reporter. is what you call it. he's an actor named ryan devlin. you know, on thursday night, we held our second annual national he had a difficult time acting unfriend day. like he was at all interested in this is a day on which we asked anything mary j. blige had to everyone with a facebook page to cut back their friends' list. say. >> you've got a new album it was a huge success. dropping speaking of which "it's millions of so-called facebook my life too" a follow-up. friends were unfriended. almost 100% of the feedback i've heard has been positive. >> tomorrow the album comes out and the follow-up to the first people were very happy to "my life" album and the very unclutter their page but some people were a little upset first "my life" album we were in because they got unfriended. it's hard to get unfriended. a rejection from somebody who a place where we weren't happy but there's been so much growth maybe you thought was your and evolution since then friend. it's for the best though and learning how to understand -- tonight to help you through it >> we're looking forward to if you are having trouble someone who has become a big seeing you. toss it right back to you. supporter has come here to let you know no matter how many >> and we're done. times you were unfriended everything will be okay. >> jimmy: if you could please >> it happens to everyone. you never think it can happen to you.

unfriended. hi, i'm william shatner. being unfriended by someone you kind of know can hurt. you can no longer read their status updates, see their spring break photos or deny their farmville requests. you feel low. you feel worthless. but now there's hope. first comes denial. surely they didn't unfriend me. why, i've known dave ever since i met him at that thing. you feverishly refresh the page. could this be sabotage? something must be wrong. next comes anger. so i'm not good enough to write on your wall, then screw you. i have hundreds of other real facebook friends who are just begging to be poked and yet you miss dave.

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shaffer is with us and everyone's favorite country group at the american music awards, their latest "own the night" lady antebellum from the bud light stage. i want to mention our pal william shatner has a new book called "shatner rules." he would like you to buy it, so do. we have a good show for you tomorrow night. tomorrow night we'll have the winner of "dancing with the stars," david beckham, and dana delany will join us and music from nickelback and that's it but that's good, right? after turning down numerous offers from "grey's anatomy" and "dancing with the stars" our first guest decided to do a sports radio show, the nationally syndicated show airs monday and friday nights at 10:00, please say hello to nick

dipaolo and artie lange. [ cheers and applause ] thanks for -- i know you guys took a night off, right, to come out and do this. >> yeah, they had to really twist our arm. >> we've been on seven week, jim, and it's time for a night off. >> jimmy: are you sick of each other already. >> yes. >> a little bit. >> jimmy: a little bit. would either of you have considered this if it was a morning radio show? >> well, first of all, we wouldn't do mornings because the morning guys at talk sports know what they're talking about. 10:00 p.m., we don't know what we're talking about. >> if i knew about sports with my gambling problem i'd have three summer homes by now. >> jimmy: you know, it's funny, i think will say you don't know what you're talking about when it comes to sports but do anyone know what they're talking about unless you played or are a coach

or something. >> i played at a football factory, university of maine. >> jimmy: you did. >> i was a running back. i got hit by a deer on our first scrimmage. true story. not making that up. >> jimmy: did the deer have a little celebration dance? i should ask, artie, how are you doing? everyone asks how are you doing. >> i'm doing good. i'm doing really good. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you look great. you look -- >> do i really? yeah, because i'm looking at the monitor and i think you're [ bleep ] me. no, i'm doing great. you know, i'm sober. i've been sober for a long time, clean and sober. >> jimmy: good, good. >> the problem is you go to rehab and they try to -- they try to take your mind off drugs with other things like board

games. like you're -- they'll say to a crackhead, we know you're a crackhead but, hey, you want to play monopoly? and the crackhead will go, no, i don't want to play monopoly. i want to smoke crack. like i know there is -- you got a big high out of putting a hotel on boardwalk, but it really doesn't compare to the high of crack. >> jimmy: the idea is they're doing things that are so very boring when you get out you'll appreciate like a softball game. >> right, right, right. yeah, people tell me about a runner's high like i've heard about that. that hasn't happened to me. i've tried running to get a runner's high and apparently you have to run more than 30 feet together. >> jimmy: that's what they say. >> like forrest gump-type running. >> jimmy: you were in a facility or what kind -- where were you? >> i was in several facilities. >> jimmy: several facilities. >> i was in a rehab in a psych

ward, a mental institution for a little while which is a lot of fun because a lot of interesting things happen when you're there. >> i'm working with him now. >> jimmy: you haven't been in the psych ward? >> not yet. >> jimmy: give it time. >> i hooked on sodium. that's about it. >> i'll get the guy going. >> jimmy: what was that like in the psych ward. >> you meet a lot of interesting people there. people have a little opinion but it can be fun and you actually came up in the psych ward. >> jimmy: oh, great. >> true. >> i was walking around and this like 350-pound black guy thought he recognized me from tv. i know you, man. i was like, whatever. i was trying to be anonymous but i was wearing a "jimmy kimmel" t-shirt. you get a t-shirt. he said, hey, man, you're jimmy kimmel. [ applause ]

>> jimmy: terrific. >> i'm your buddy. i said, no. don't -- the cat's out of the bag, man. i go, no, i'm really not. then he starts telling everyone, jimmy kimmel is here, man. jimmy kimmel is here. after four times i got tired so i just let him think i was jimmy kimmel. and then there's a common area where you watch tv and your show came on television and i said, see, he's on tv 3,000 miles away. no, no, man. you taped that earlier. you're jimmy kimmel. and then i got him mad because my shower was broken in the psych ward and they took me to a different shower to use and he got all mad at me. oh, jimmy, mr. big shot. mr. celebrity can't shower with us. >> jimmy: i would have showered with him. i still would love to shower with him.

>> take it easy, sandusky. it's a sports show. >> jimmy: how did you meet? >> at an audition in l.a. i came out here to act and, you know, it went well. i'm doing radio in new york. but the problem was every audition i went on, it was me and the same three or four italian guys in the waiting room so we started carpooling after like two weeks it was like me scott baio and ralph macchio looking for ed mar narrow types, so -- >> that's how i became good friends with the guy that played newman on "seinfeld." we just met at auditions. >> jimmy: you were hired first. >> yeah. >> jimmy: then how -- did you have to talk artie into it. >> well, they wanted to match me up with like tony siragusa and i was like bring tony serico from "the sopranos."

i said michael vick got a second chance. artie is not machine gunning puppies and throwing poodles into a fryolator. >> jimmy: he's not. >> so at least not that i remember. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and, artie, did you have to think about it for awhile. >> no, at that point i was ready to start working a landscaping business. i would have done anything. >> i'm laying there literally on the couch trying to -- i had a conversation with direct tv guys. it'll be on directv in the spring. at least that's what i'm saying over here. so i'm laying there trying to think of somebody and literally haven't heard from him in 11 or 12 months delaying scrabble in a psych ward and the phone says arthur lang and i go, artie, want to do a sports radio show. yeah, what the hell. why not. >> jimmy: that's how it happened. >> no agents involved or nothing. it was beautiful. >> jimmy: nick and artie are woo us "the nick and artie show."

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>> jimmy: we are back. with nick dipaolo and artie lange. lady antebellum so you're doing this radio show now every single night.

>> right. >> jimmy: have you adjusted to working these hours. >> well, it's weird. >> i spend time with you every time i go to work, jim. i don't know if you realize this. i take a cab to work and the show in new york city cabs now the show is in the back of cabs. >> jimmy: he run our videos. >> you can't get away from it. it's always on. every time i'm in there there is a video of you and interviewing a guest to promote the show and one time i'm watching the show and you're interviewing adam sandler. i'm in the back of the cab and the cab driver is one of these real angry sgries like you don't know where he's from exactly and has a mad look on his face and he's got like, you know, like real hairy ears and he's got like that bluetooth thing that shoves in the ear and it's all stuck in there arguing with someone and you don't know what he's talking about. and every once in a while you recognize one word -- staten

island. and i'm watching the show and you're interviewing adam sandler. i'm laughing. you guys are making me laugh. we stop at a red light and the cab driver looks behind at me during the red light and he goes, you like jimmy kimmel? and i go, i go, yeah, i like him a lot. he makes me laugh. i go, do you like him? he goes, i think he's a whining bitch. >> jimmy: probably somewhere in between. >> i wanted to defend you because like you're my friend but i was scared of the guy. i didn't want to start a fatwa with the guy. i'm 38. >> my question is when did adam carolla start driving a cab? >> jimmy: it's not his ears. the man's hairy. what can i say? >> i haven't adjusted to -- >> jimmy: you haven't. >> you're a comic. you work nights. why would that be an adjustment

but when you do radio you drink a ton of coffee. when you do comedy you drink a ton of scotch. i come home now i'm wired. i drive home and i'm wired on caffeine. i watch "the o'reilly factor." go up to my wife who i didn't know. she snores like a pirate. she's 105 pounds soaking wet but when she snores she sounds like precious with a sinus infection. [ applause ] >> it's a very deceiving snore -- it's like -- [ making snoring sounds ] >> like trying to sleep next to a cappuccino machine. i don't know what to do to start i pinch her nose while she's sleeping. i'm standing on her neck with my timberlands. i'm sleeping in other women's beds. nothing's working. i'm exhausted. >> jimmy: got to switch to decaf. >> the new sports, i'm a big

boxing fan but everyone likes mma, marshall -- whatever it is. >> jimmy: mixed martial arts. >> everyone calls in about it. every time i put it on it weirds me out. in boxing the guys hit each other. every time i put it on there's a guy spread eagle and a guy laying on top of him and they're not -- they're almost like talking like cuddling for a little while. and then all of a sudden they just start punching each other in the face and what it looks like to me two gay guys are having sex and one of the guys realizes he's not gay and starts fighting. >> jimmy: nick and artie "the nick and artie" show. on the radio and coming to directv. >> yeah, directv. >> jimmy: we'll be right back with atticus shaffer.

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[ applause ] >> jimmy: lady antebellum will join us. our next guest is a very talented young man who we hope will grow up to be nothing like nick or artie, one of the stars of "the middle." please welcome atticus shaffer. hey, atticus. how are you doing? >> good. how about you. >> jimmy: how old are you. >> i'm 13. >> jimmy: that means pg-13 movies can you go to on your own. that's a big age, teenage. >> definitely, definitely. >> jimmy: this is the third season of "the middle." are people recognizing you. >> yeah, they really have been. there have been a lot of -- there have been a lot of people that recognize me and i'm into the used to it. when i see people staring at me,

is there a booger in my nose, but -- >> jimmy: then that one day where there is -- >> yeah, there is, yeah. yeah. no, but there have been -- i don't want to say strange but there have been unique people that come up to me and how they react to the show and i really like to see it because i like feedback because -- >> jimmy: what will they say to you. >> well, i mean them's say, there was this -- actually this one time we were at comicon for my other show, voice over show i do "fish hooks." we were walking to dinner, myself, my mom and my brother and the man -- another man and his girl come up to us and walking by and go, can we do a photo-op? i'm thinking what does he mean. oh, that, yeah, so i just agreed and he goes, this is awesome. he gets the camera over the girl and he comes over to me. oh, we're such huge fans of "modern family."

nice to meet you, bye. and -- >> jimmy: that rubbed you the wrong way. >> then he -- then he -- his mood changes. no, wait, it's "the middle." i remember it because -- mike is a fan of the cloth and i am too. it made me made when -- last year and -- oh, my god. i love this kid! >> jimmy: you realized that adults can't be trusted. >> yeah. okay, yeah, take the picture, please. i just want to go. >> jimmy: last time you were here -- how many pets do you have. >> a lot. >> jimmy: a lot what are the highlights petwise? >> well, everything. really i mean you have -- we have the cat, the dog, the chicken, unfortunately this summer has been the summer of passing on because we've lost a couple of our pets but we also -- >> jimmy: what did you lose. >> we lost a rabbit and our

three birds. but -- >> jimmy: three birds. >> three bird, not chickens. just regular birds. >> jimmy: just regular birds. was there a police investigation? >> a small one, but -- >> jimmy: there was. >> the cats didn't do it so we were okay. >> jimmy: have you replaced these animals? >> we have because -- what we really like in our house because we live in the country we love byrdsong. we like to hear it come around and if we're upstairs we like to hear them sing with each other so we did get two new parakeets and they're just so sweet. one of them actually does have mutton chops which is very -- which is very sweet. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you -- facial hair on a parakeet? >> yeah, it scared me too when i first -- but, no, they're just so sweet. they love each other. they love being in the house and we've put them right by the window so they can see all the other birds flying around.

>> jimmy: that's great. almost like being in prison. >> yeah. >> jimmy: with a view of the mall. >> i wish i was there. >> jimmy: but i can't get through. are you -- what's your plan for the holiday weekend? what do you do for thanksgiving. >> my mom is definitely cook up a big thanksgiving dinner which is really good. >> jimmy: nice. >> not from -- from the cafe. no, but a nice homemade dinner and actually myself, my mom and my brother are going away to disney world for about a week. >> jimmy: a week, wow. >> definitely. >> jimmy: that's a lot of fun. something you've done before. >> no, we've never done it before and there's actually a really nice story behind it. is my brother, when he was 13, my mom had saved up enough money to go to disney world in florida to travel there and about ten days before the vacation a bully pushed him down at school and hurt his leg and they weren't able to go so it's really cool. a way to right a wrong done a long time ago and i get to be a

part of it. >> jimmy: and you didn't even get pushed down the stairs. nice. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that bully, do you guys hire somebody to break his kneecaps or anything like that. >> well, let's just say he learned his lesson, yeah. >> jimmy: you must like amusement parks because i have a picture of you at lego land where i have not been to lego land but the statue of liberty is made of legos. >> what they do -- this was the lego land in florida that just recently opened. i was going to look at the construction. it was cool to see how they construct it but what they did is they made a mini usa and took a picture of one of the seasons of "the middle" and made a mini lander of me and i can put it anywhere i want in mini land usa and i was able to put it right there on the base of the statue of liberty. >> we have a closer shot.

>> jimmy: there's you right there. >> lig lego land there welcoming the immigrants into florida. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's nice. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's pretty cool. will it be there forever. >> as far as i know, yes. >> jimmy: well, if it isn't, cause a lot of trouble when you get there. you had -- norm mcdonald was on your show last week. >> yeah, he was. >> jimmy: you guys drove together. i know norm does not know how to drive, right. >> correct, yeah, he doesn't know how to drive and. >> jimmy: so did you do the driving? >> well, what they did -- and this was really good is they took one of the guys and what they did because the bottom of the truck was big enough to fit a person down there, they had him work the brakes and all i had to do was steer. >> jimmy: really. >> i drove right past a $500 something camera with a guy that doesn't know how to drive.

>> jimmy: like a dream come true. >> well, no, not really. >> jimmy: it wasn't. >> no, i was -- i was scared to death at the same time the adrenaline is bumping because it is a different experience, but, yeah. >> jimmy: you've got norm in the car with you. >> and i've got norm in the car which he was really cool. he was really cool to work with him because i like when we have guest stars because with the regular cast members you have the same stories you know who they are. >> jimmy: they're boring. >> not -- in -- yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, it's very good to see you. i hope you have fun at disney world. not disneyland. good times and hopefully something terrible will happen to the bully. atticus shaffer, everybody. "the middle" wednesday nights at 8:00 on abc. be right back with lady antebellum. [ cheers and applause ] ?

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series sponsored by bud light. >> jimmy: this is their latest album "own the night" here with the song "we own the night," lady antebellum. >> stick your hands in the air.h the song "we own the night," lady antebellum. >> stick your hands in the air.

with the song "we own the night," lady antebellum. >> stick your hands in the air. ♪ tell me have you ever wanted someone so much it hurts ♪ ♪ your lips keep trying to speak but you just can't find the words ♪ ♪ well i had this dream once and i held it in my hands ♪ ♪ she was the purest beauty but not the common kind ♪ ♪ she had a way about her that made you feel alive ♪ ♪ and for a moment we made the world stand still ♪ ♪ yeah, we owned the night ♪ ♪ you had me dim the lights you danced just like a child ♪ ♪ the wine spilled on your dress and all you did was smile ♪ ♪ yeah, it was perfect and i hold it in my mind ♪

♪ yeah, we owned the night oh, yeah ♪ ♪ ♪ when the summer rolls around and the sun starts sinking down ♪ ♪ i still remember you oh i remember you ♪ ♪ and i wonder where you are are you looking at those same stars again do you remember when ♪ ♪ we woke under a blanket all tangled up in skin not knowing in that moment we'd never speak again ♪ ♪ but it was perfect i never will forget ♪ ♪ oh i never will forget

♪ when we owned the night ♪ ♪ yeah, we owned the night, yeah ♪ ♪ >> all right, everybody, sing. ♪ whoa oh-oh oh whoa oh-oh oh ♪ ♪ whoa oh-oh oh whoa oh-oh oh ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to an artie language and nick dipaolo. i want to thank atticus shaffer and william shatner. i want to