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"jimmy kimmel live." tonight, christina applegate, director guy ritchie and music from jack's mannequin with cleto and the cletones and now most of all here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching, making the dangerous journey to be with us here in person. it's supposed to get windy again tonight. last week almost 500,000 homes in southern california lost power including mine. worst of all, i should say mine. the power in my house went out late wednesday night an didn't come back on friday -- everything in my freezer thawed which meant i was forced to drink eight gallons of ice cream over the weekend. i hate to see things go to

waste. i really do. the thing that bothers me most point wind there aren't any special uggs for it. you know, i knew i had a pair of special uchlth gg bhoots to wear i'd be excited about sitting alone in the dark for 48 hours. one more day and i would have become an honorary amish but i didn't make it. the wind would be a much bigger problem if people actually walked anywhere. whenever i see a pedestrian in l.a., i wonder what they're up to or what happened to them. [ laughter ] what terrible turn of life events forced them out of a car like normal people and onto the street. it's cold here tonight too but nowhere near as cold as everyplace else. a massive cold front from arizona to lake michigan. jim casich illustrated it. >> it's still a concern at least for the next few hours and last but not least all going to be the amount of snow we'll be

contending with. the western four corners as we go through the morning and afternoon a little later on or this evening over the eastern four corners. >> jimmy: looks like the space shuttle, right? when the weather gets cold, the weather gets hot. herman cain made a major announcement on saturday at the grand opening of his new campaign headquarters in atlanta, mr. cain announced that he is suspending his campaign. it was a grand opening and a grand closing at the same time. his speech at the ceremony was terrific. i'll tell you what, you can say what you like about herman cain the man but you cannot question his mastery of the english language. >> i take responsibility for the mistakes that i made and i have been the very first to hone up to any mistakes i have made. even if the political elites don't think i handle it exactly the way the political elite handle it, i handled it my way because that's the type of person that i am.

>> jimmy: you have to admit he was the first to hone up to these things. i don't know of anyone ever honing up to it. at the end he said i won't be silenced and i'm not going away and then he got quiet and went away. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: kind of reminds me when someone gets voted off "american idol." you haven't seen the last of me and then -- sanjaya -- cain blames a conspiracy by powerful democrats who are intent on destroying him for these various allegations. i depth think you can blame the democrats. i'm pretty sure they were rooting for him in this particular case. his wife gloria cain was at the speech on saturday and she seems to be sticking by her husband no matter what. >> i am at peace with my god. i am at peace with my wife.

and she is at peace with me. >> jimmy: maybe she's not completely over it but she was there. that's the important thing. now that he's back home, mrs. cain has a huge to do list for him like clean out the garage and live in it. and i think that's it but i guess he said that now that he's no longer running for president he's going to work on a plan "b" which i hope is "dancing with the stars" or "the bachelor," maybe "b" short for bachelor expected to endorse another candidate. many believe he will pick newt gingrich which makes sense because gingrich is the only candidate made entirely out of pizza dough. on friday just one day before cain announced he was suspending his campaign they added a new section, women for herman cain.

you'd think he had enough women but apparently there are still women who support him. one is his friend is alvita king. she went on cnn to defend his character. >> he's not a skirt chaser. too many people will say uneq v unequivocably. >> unequivocally. >> unequivocably. >> >> jimmy: he was the funniest one by far and now he's gone. he provided us with many a laugh so to honor him tonight and to say good-bye we put together this video tribute to the man who gave us so many wonderful moments. >> i don't know this and i don't know this and i don't know that and i don't know this. >> ah, i feel pretty good today.

>> it's not a pizza deal. i'll play the game. deep dish. >> by the way it's okay to call me black. >> black walnut isn't the flavor of the week. >> who asked me who is the president of uzbek ki becky stan, i'm going to say i dent know. >> you go first, newt. >> twirling on my head. >> anything else that you want to say just to clear the air as you say and get this off your chest about that topic? >> nope. >> why can't we just get along? >> i'm the brother from another mother. >> there is no way for me to say unee cabably he was trying to pigeon me hole on -- i'm sorry blitz, i meant wolf. we need a leader not a reader. don't even go there. excuse me. >> take a chill pill. >> i never said i would use any special precautions.

>> 9-9-9, doing fine. >> that's not the price of the pizza. >> 9-9-9. ♪ america the voice of the united states ♪ >> jimmy: comedy angel that blessed us and flew away. when god closes a herman cain he opens a tiger woods. tiger woods won a golf tournament this weekend, his first win since --s if [ applause ] >> jimmy: -- more than two years ago on the night his ex-wife ran over his penis with an escalade. tiger teed off. listen closely. >> tiger parred it through the first three rounds. zach has had some big success which ended his round yesterday. >> what was that? somebody screamed mashed potatoes. >> jimmy: i think they did

scream -- mashed potatoes everywhere he plays, apparently it's good luck. could be a new beginning. the tournament he won isn't a big competition but could set him up for a comeback. while not everyone is rooting for him some of his biggest fans are. in honor of his big fan they salute him. >> congratulate, tiger, we missed you. been way too long, tiger. welcome back, big guy. >> congrat, tiger. we've missed you at hooters. >> love you. >> i miss you too mr. tiger. >> all right. that's the guy who makes the mashed potatoes for all his tournaments. later this months the republican candidates for president will face their toughest debate moderator yet on december 27th the conservative news organization newsmax will sponsor a debate moderated by donald trump. he's the perfect choice. you want someone who will keep the attention not on them but

focused on the candidates and they'll have a slightly different format for this debate. candidates will have one minute to answer the question and then trump will get an hour to respond. how is he going to do this? donald trump can't even moderate his own hair. john huntsman and ron paul refused. jon says he won't kiss his ring or any other part of his anatomy and ron paul said the selection of a reality television personality for a debate is beneath the office of the presidency which i disagree. i would like to see snooki host it eventually but i have a different perspective. looks like it will be a lot of fun. >> coming december 27th, the only debate that matters. >> sadly i'm going to have to fire one of you. it is my decision and i'm going to make the decision. >> but donald trump presidential debate. >> who is your weakest player. >> averaging the tough

questions. >> wif you were me who would yo fire. >> the first is bernanke. >> he spent three or four years in jail. this is really bothering you, isn't it? >> donald trump, presidential debate on december 27th, someone's getting fired. >> television, that's all you get to see. >> jimmy: why is he calling -- meat loaf or -- guillermo, how are you. >> guillermo had a baby on thursday. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are you tired? >> yeah, very tired. >> jimmy: have you been getting up and breast-feeding the baby? >> no, my wife help -- i'm helping changing and, you know, trying to put him to sleep. >> jimmy: you do like this? you got to slow down. you can't -- >> no, i do it like this. >> jimmy: he's good. he's cute. >> he's cute. >> jimmy: you still like him. >> oh, yeah, yeah, but it's very hard. >> jimmy: guillermo says he

looks like me, thank god. how do you say ego maniac in spanish? >> ego maniac. [ speaking spanish ] >> jimmy: a fantastic special on tlc called "virgin diaries." a documentary, they follow the lives of virgins in their 20s and 30s. the best virgins were an edge gauged couple. ryan and shana were saving themselves for marriage. not only did they not have sex they didn't kiss before marriage although you'd never know it if you watched them. >> they can't stop kissing. >> she went right at it. i can tell she was holding back and now she's not. >> oh, it was definitely worth the wait. oh. i waited 27 years to find the

man i'm going to marry and express my full love to him. it's just beautiful. >> jimmy: i don't know if you two are beautiful but -- like watching a mother bird regurgitate food into her chick's mouth. and while the kissing was all well and good, the wedding night is what everyone really wanted to hear about and needless to say ryan and shana were raring to go. >> i got lingerie, i got things, i got plans. i don't know about him but i got plans. i've been thinking about it for awhile now in i'm actually looking forward to sleeping in, i'm so tired. >> jimmy: why do i have the feeling he brought lingerie too? i would have liked to have watched this show with tiger woods or herman cain. that would have been good, right? 9-9-9. okay. so here's the molt of truth after waiting for more than a quarter of a century to lose

their virginity they did what i call "it." how did you like it, guys. >> it really wasn't like the movies. >> they make it kind of like -- >> they make it seem simple and it just happens. >> yeah. >> it was good but i guess not quite as good as i was expecting. >> jimmy: next time maybe try it with each other and see how it goes. i wish them many years of awkward fondling. oh, here's some shocking news for nfl fans. a member of the oakland raiders was arrested. do you believe that? on thursday, linebacker mcclain was arrested and charged with assault, menacing, reckless endangerment and firing a gun inside the city limbs after he allegedly held a gun to a man's head and fired it next to his ear. there's rolando being put in the squad car. looks like an "esquire" shoot to

me. there's somebody who knows how to turn a frown upside down. one more thing, this is another crazy gun story. a guy in utah was shot by his own dog. the guy was bird hunting. put a shotgun on the floor of the boat and his dog stepped on the gun causing it to fire 27 pellets into his owner's backside. the police have ruled eightening accident but i don't know. i saw a commercial and can't help but think there's something going on in the dog community. >> still feeding your dog the same old dry crumbling unappetizing dog food? big mistake. fancy choice people number going food. buy it if you want to live. >> jimmy: we got a good show for you tonight. the director of "sherlock holmes," guy ritchie is here. we have music from jack's mannequin, and we'll be right back with

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. tonight on the program a very talented director whose latest project "sherlock holmes: a game of shadows" opens in theaters december 16th. guy ritchie is here. and then with music from this album -- it's called "people and things" -- jack's mannequin from the bud light stage. tomorrow night we'll be joined by armie hammer, jeri ryan will be here, and we'll have music from t-pain. and later this week, jeremy renner, jane fonda, russell brand, judy greer and music from both chevelle and lukas nelson and promise of the real. so join us all this week.

when she's not pretending to change the tv diapers of her new tv baby, our first guest changes the real diapers of her new real baby in her real home. either way, she goes through a lot of diapers is what i'm trying to say. you can see her alongside will arnett on the show "up all night." watch it wednesdays at 8:00 on nbc. please welcome christina applegate. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you had a baby. that's good news. >> yes, i had a baby. >> jimmy: very exciting. right? it has to be -- >> incredible. come on now. >> jimmy: you do like her. >> i like her enough. >> jimmy: have you come up with a name yet. >> her name is sadie. >> jimmy: like 10 months old now. >> she has teeth so i'm hoping that -- yes, she's 10 1/2 months old. she's beautiful and silly and funny and changing every day.

>> jimmy: sadie is a good name. it's like an old-fashioned name that has a resurgence. >> yes, or it's susan atkins' alias from the manson family but we won't go there. i like to think of -- >> jimmy: that makes me wonder because the baby's father is martine -- >> martine. >> jimmy: the bass player. >> or as loren michaels calls it porno for pirates. >> jimmy: that's -- well, first of all having a baby with a rock star is shaky just to start with. you have to be very careful. that's why i've never done that. but do the guys from importanto for pirates buy you like -- do they buy you baby gifts? >> we have not gotten any odd gifts from the guys from -- do

you just like porno for pyros. talking about a baby at the same time. >> jimmy: taking the kid in for a tattoo. no shower from the guys. >> no. very normal. very normal, by the way. he's very normal. he doesn't look it but -- >> jimmy: you had a big birthday. i hope you don't mind me mentioning it. is it something you -- you don't care about that sort of thing. >> it's on wiki so -- you can't escape the fact that i just turned 30 -- oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good. i think, you know what, that's good. i don't think anybody realizes you're lying. did you have a big party to celebrate your big birthday. >> martine threw me a party. >> jimmy: martine. >> i always get that wrong.

he threw me -- ha, ha. they threw me a really nice thing at the set and -- >> jimmy: really. at work? >> yeah, no, i had a couple different things but there was a celebration at the set that was really wonderful. >> jimmy: what did you do? >> what did they do for me? they had a lot of dancing chickens. >> jimmy: okay. why? >> 40, if you get chickens -- yeah, well, it's kind of a long story. there's a -- i own a chicken suit, okay. it goes back -- the story keeps getting. >> jimmy: how long have you had it. >> for a few years because we were going to send a singing telegram to this girlfriend of mine and called the restaurant and the guy is like, well, what does -- what kind of singing telegram are you talking about? and we said, well, the company says that they have like a broadway person or they have a

chicken and the guy said, oh, don't get the chicken. it's not nice. it's rude. so ever since then this chicken has -- >> jimmy: of course you got the chicken. >> the chicken has been appearing. anyway, any time someone leaves or has a birthday on the show i dress up as the chicken and come out to music and violate them. >> jimmy: i see. >> so that's been the tradition for the past couple months. >> jimmy: did you purchase this chicken. >> i own my own chicken suit. >> jimmy: or common deered it from the guy -- >> no, for my birthday they one-upped me and all the crew members, five or six dressed in chicken suits and did like choreography and this whole to-do. >> jimmy: like a foster farm commercial. >> if anyone had walked on to the set at that moment they would have been like what the -- are these doing?

i had a party a few days later. very nice. just friends. >> jimmy: you went to see the cure? >> oh, martine took me for my birthday to see the cure a couple weeks ago. >> jimmy: is that a band growing up you loved. >> when i was 13 i was obsessed with them. >> jimmy: did you paint your face white. >> i wasn't like that i was not very gotty, but it was wonderful. they played their first three albums in their entirety and then had three encores so it's a long -- it's a very long night. >> jimmy: a long night. that is your review of the show? >> well, it was fun. actually we sat there, mar tine and i were watching everyone and commenting on how difficult it must be to be a gott in southern california because it must get really hot. with all that like makeup and like black and tight -- >> jimmy: think how great your skin looks like when you're older. covered with grease paint.

>> can you imagine a gott sitting on the couch and watching tv? in my mind -- talking about that, bizarre, the bizarre picture to me but anyway -- there are a lot of gotts then old folks like ourselves but during the third album which is the third basically the third hour, we took a nap. and -- >> jimmy: where? >> in the theater. >> jimmy: in your seats? >> yeah. we might have had a banner that said parents across our forehead because we were so tired -- we're at a concert, whoa, okay. >> jimmy: that's when you know you've hit a major landmark agewise. had you seen the cure before. >> i did. i saw them a few times when i was 13. the last time was at the forum in los angeles when i was 13 and it was a guy actually -- a guy started stabbing himself before the concert started so that was kind of my memory. >> jimmy: what?

for real. >> he came down from the side and -- we thought he was doing some shakespearian performance but he was stabbing himself repeatedly. this is a great story for late night tv. it's so much funny -- funner inny my memory. >> jimmy: hilarious. give -- >> he lived though. [ applause ] >> jimmy: pretty encore. we'll take a quick break. when we come back we'll talk about your show "up all night" with will arnett. christina applegate is here. we'll be right back.

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>> jimmy: hi there. we're back. christina applegate is here. guy ritchie, and jack's mannequin is on the way. has your real daughter met your tv baby daughter? >> yes, well, there's two baby daughters. they're twins and, yes, she's met them and she loves them. >> jimmy: she does. >> she loves them but the lem is sadie is a little rambunctious so always trying to pull their hair and stuff and -- >> jimmy: she hates them. >> she hates them. >> jimmy: she's probably not old enough to flip out when she sees mommy holding another baby. >> she's okay wit. she's very tactile so for her pulling hair is getting to know

you. >> jimmy: keep telling yourself that is. punching is just a way of saying hi. >> pumping you in the back is a way of saying i love you. >> jimmy: i was thinking about the cast of "married with children" you're all doing really well. >> it's kind of crazy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: married with children -- >> "modern family" jt katie seagal, i saw her the other day -- >> on "sons of anarchy" and won the golden globe. the moment she won and panned over to ed and he was almost crying. it was a beautiful moment. >> jimmy: he can't have been sad he didn't win that category. it's for a woman. >> he was happy for her. >> jimmy: he was happy for her. on the cover of "l.a. magazine" he's like a nightclub promoter. it's crazy. do you get together with meese people at all. >> you know, we've done these ee union things where we sating to and talk to each other efrzry so

often. it's hard because now everyone is so busy. >> jimmy: so no. >> so no but whenever we're in a room together which we did a shoot last year i think -- i think i was pregnant and it was funny, we just went back into our old roles together. >> jimmy: do you ever think you'll speak to will arnett after this show is over, "up all night"? >> i may not talk to him again after today. >> jimmy: the hoe is very funny. do you enjoy doing it. >> i love doing it. >> jimmy: he's great. [ cheers and applause ] >> i love -- will and i are incomparable. just incredible couple of people. >> jimmy: i hope you're able to make it through -- while your baby is still young and suing to work. >> it's an interesting balance but you do it. >> jimmy: you hear that, guillermo. it's an interesting balance but you do it. >> it's hard but it's good. >> you let your woman take naps. >> jimmy: you let your woman take naps. >> i do, i do. >> all right. >> jimmy: okay. well, thank you for being here.

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[ applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. we're back. our next guest is a fine director. you know his movie "snatch," "lock, stock and two smoking barrels" and his latest project "sherrlock holmes: a game of shad shadows". >> let's make do.

>> jimmy: the movie opens december 16th. please say hello to guy ritchie. [ applause ] good to meet you. i liked the movie a lot, by the way. i saw it and thought you did a good job with it. >> thank you very much. i wouldn't be here if you didn't. >> jimmy: you might. you might. >> yeah, it's true, i might. >> jimmy: are you one of those guys that goes in and likes to see wit a regular audience, sneak into a theater. >> the honest answer is yes. the answer i usually give is no. >> jimmy: why. >> well, because something strange about a guy that's really enjoys his own work. but i'm sort of like an alcoholic. i end up creeping in through the back door. am i really here watching my own movie, in an alcoholic store

with a bottle of vodka but that is me in the movie. >> jimmy: in a way you're not necessarily watching the movie as you're watching the crowd enjoy your movie. i don't see anything wrong with doing that. >> no, i'm there to watch the movie. >> jimmy: when your name comes up on the credits, do you stand up and applaud? then in that case you have a problem. [ laughter ] >> i won't give you the honest answer. >> jimmy: robert downey jr. is a great actor. does a great job in the movie. is he -- is it easy to be his director? >> no. >> jimmy: it is not why not? >> rob so a frustrated director anyway. but also he's a powerhouse of creativity and hates the word "no." so and i'm the guy that has to say no. so, you know, we're like brothers and we wrestle and we're both passionate. >> jimmy: have you actually wrestled with robert? >> yeah, i have. >> jimmy: you have.

really? why? >> he likes to wrestle. >> jimmy: i see. >> he likes to dress up as a woman. he likes to wrestle. >> jimmy: do you like to wrestle and do you wrestle while he's dressed up as a woman? >> getting quite uncomfortable in here. >> jimmy: yes. does he require validation or is he a guy that goes, i know i'm great? i don't need -- >> jimmy, he is an actor. >> jimmy: they all do. >> you know, we need -- i mean to a degree that's what a director is there for to confirm you are doing something that is worthwhile. so i'd be in trouble if he didn't need some affirmation. >> jimmy: you started out directing low budget movies. so low budget that your mom had to make the costumes and that sort of thick -- >> yeah, the first thing i did was 250 bucks. i told this to a guy yesterday. oh, so, that was your salary. no, that was 250 bucks. so we started out from there, 250, 500, a thousand, literally i've worked my way up the ladder

up till now. >> jimmy: how are these movies different from -- besides the fact that obviously you have -- >> a few more zeros. >> jimmy: do you operate -- is there anything you do the same that you did for those films? >> sure, yeah, i still run it the same way. >> jimmy: you do? >> yep, still run it the same way. >> jimmy: even though it's not your money this time around -- >> yeah, that hasn't sort of got its way out of my system. i like to run it like -- i like it to be as efficient as i possibly can and i like to tell a story. when i used to make music videos your enemy is the team, right, because they have all their own agendas, so it took me a while before i found out it was me against them so i had to -- there is a stop watch and the stop watch says go and when it stops, we have to be on to the next thing otherwise it's me that ends up with egg on my face so that's still operates. i come in on budget and robert

is not mad about that as you can imagine. but, you know, we come in on time. >> jimmy: so you determine beforehand how long it's going to take to do a scene or set it up and then you hit that thing and everybody has to make that deadline? >> yep. >> jimmy: what if they don't make the deadline? >> it's a good question. now, i'm careful to make sure no one calls my bluff on this, right, so if it looks like i'm going to come unstuck it's like three instead of being three, two, one it's three, 3 1/2 and then i stretch it out so i make sure that no one ever calls my bluff and most of the time they're like kids and actually i read in one of those imagines how to look after kids, it's a countdown, as long as you got a countdown it works. >> jimmy: a lot of your films not the sherlock holmes films but those ne'er-do-well characters and as americans we think of -- i don't want to speak on behalf of all of us but there is a general presumption that our ne'er-do-well

characters are a lot more ne'er-do-well than your ne'er-do-well characters. but if you watch your movies, these -- you might be persuaded otherwise because there are some real bottom of the barrel type people. now, are these based on real people that you know, these characters? >> yeah, more or less they are. >> jimmy: they are. and these people you appreciate with? >> by default. by default. >> jimmy: because of the films? >> yeah, i mean i'm interested in subculture and what ends up happening one of those subcultures is criminality so one way or the other i ended up hearing various stories which were like fantastic stories and you don't believe they're true and then you find out that they are true. >> jimmy: uh-huh. what's something that's true thaw took from one of these characters gentleman. >> like in "snatch," there is a sequence where people are fed to pigs and that's a way of getting rid of bodies. all you got to do is remove -- i heard this firsthand and i

thought this had to be fictional but you have got to shave the hair of the body and then you got to pull the teeth out and after the that the pilgs do the rest and go through bones like it's butter and that is how you get rid of body, right? and there is a guy that does that and that's what he does for a job. >> jimmy: no. >> well, that was my reaction, right? but that's what happens and i'm sure you have pig farms in america and -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah, the whole country is practically a pig parliament. we even -- >> now you know why. >> jimmy: great to meet you. you did a great job with the movie. i'm sure everybody will go see it. "sherlock holmes: a game of shadows." opens december 16th. guy ritchie, everybody. we'll be right back with jack's mannequin. [ applause ]

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series sponsored by bud light. >> jimmy: this is their new album called "people and things." here with the song "release me," jack's mannequin.

♪ i've been running such a long time i've been hiding from the truth ♪ ♪ i been battered been broken been buried now i'm death proof death proof ♪ ♪ and i've been known to take a big chance but i can't waste another shot at redemption oh ♪ ♪ i'm ready don't let me go passing through the wrong hands the wrong hands ♪ ♪ when my confidence is in crisis mode your fingertips well they know the code ♪ ♪ release me take another piece of me and there won't be another left come on release me ♪ ♪ release me take another piece of me and there won't be another left unless you let go ♪ ♪ unless you let go

♪ i've been waiting for the sun to shine another winter ends the winter's starting over ♪ ♪ we met beside a land mine waiting for the wind to blow ♪ ♪ now i'm in trouble with these friends of mine the change was in my blood ♪ ♪ i lost my sense of direction i dragged us to the bright light life was like a tv show ♪ ♪ my fuse is set i'm pressing go your match is lit but it's burning slow ♪ ♪ release me take another piece of me and there won't be another left come on release me ♪ ♪ release me take another piece of me and there won't be another left unless you let go ♪

♪ i'll be nothing but sand falling down through your fingers to the ground below ♪ ♪ through your fingers to the ground below ♪ ♪ ♪ i've been running i've been running i've been running such a long time ♪ ♪ release me take another piece of me and there won't be another left come on release me ♪ ♪ release me release me take another piece of me and there won't be another left unless you let go ♪ ♪ unless you let go

unless you let go unless you let go ♪ ♪ release me unless you let go unless you let go ♪ ♪ release me unless you let go unless you let go ♪ ♪ release me unless you let go unless you let go ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to thank christina applegate, i want to thank guy ritchie. i want to apologize to magnitude damon. we ran out of time. tomorrow night, armie hammer, jeri ryan and music from t-pain. this is their new album. it's call ed "people and things" playing us off the air with "casting lines," see the full performance at jimmykimmellive.com, once again, jack's mannequin! good night. ♪ ♪ you learn to run you learn to race through life this unforgiving pace ♪ ♪ these lines we're tracing to the truth ♪