thank you for watching abc news. check in for "good morning america." they're working while you're sleeping. we're always online at abcnews.com. "jimmy kimmel live" is next. see you here tomorrow. >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- kathy griffin. >> jimmy: why would you have a fake poni tay tail? you ate my candy, you sneaky mom. congratulations, guys! >> dicky: jamie bell. >> lots of alcoholics, i see. fantastic. and music from young

>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with our friend pepto bismol. keeping you and your insides covered should you happen to overdo it this holiday season. why, what is that infernal noise? hold on a second. >> oh! oh! >> jimmy: santa, is that you? what happened? >> si -- i ate all the meat of cookies you left last night, now my belly feel not so good. >> jimmy: i'm sorry about that. but -- i have a gift for you, santa. there you go. >> wow! pepto bismol! that's just what i need. >> jimmy: pepto bismol?

merry christmas. >> thank you, jimmy. you've been a very good boy this year. >> jimmy: thank you, santa. you know what i'd like as a uld? i would like you to say the name of this product again. >> oh. pepto bismol. >> jimmy: that's perfect. >> dicky: pepto bismol has you covered if you over-do it during one of the 46 million parties this holiday season. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with jamie bell, music from young jeezy and kathy griffin. so much shrimp cocktail. where do you think it all comes from? elves. [ laughs ] [ thunder crashes ] hurry up, lads! storm's brewin'. ♪ [ woman laughs ] stop it. ♪ i know. this is great. you know, i feel like... did you just check the game on your phone? what? no! what am i, like some kind of summoner who can just summon footage to his phone like that? come on. i guess i'm just a little... [ grunts ]

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for being here. be honest. how many of you are just here hiding out from the cops tonight? [ applause ] well, i hate to start the show on a down note, and i don't know how to say this, so i'll just come right out and say it. the nation of norway is out of butter. [ laughter ] i know, i didn't see it coming, either. it was a -- if any of you need to leave to call your loved ones, i understand. apparently there's a major butter shortage in norway. right now, butter over there is receiving for almost $500 a pound. a pound is four sticks of $500. here in america, we're at the movies with a $4 bucket of popcorn, standing in front of that liquid butter, just pumping all we want. in fact, you don't even have to

buy the popcorn. for free, you could pump it right into your mouth if you want. [ laughter ] the reason for the shortage is high demand due to, i guess there are -- there's a low carb diet that's very popular and a smaller than usual supply of milk. and it's a big problem, because norwegians usually make seven different kind of base cuiscuit time of year. how many varieties does one need? but on friday, customs officers stopped a russian smuggler who is trying to cross the border with 200 pounds of butter in his car. he's a butter smuggler, which -- sounds vaguely obscene, but -- these butter smugglingers, where do they -- let me tell you something. everyone knows i hate to meddle in norwegian apair ffairs but i believe it's time to legalize butter in norway. [ applause ] thoughts and prayers go to the

people there. i don't know what i would do without butter. my office right now is filled with cook keeps and fudge and every kind of candy you could imagine. candy canes. it's weird that we eat candy canes, right? canes are what disabled people use to walk. we made a candy out of them. really not so different from eefting a wheelchair made of butt butterscotch. christmas is now, what, 11 days away. i learned something while i was shopping today. did you know when they talk about going to jared to buy diamonds, it's not the guy from the subway commercials? different -- totally different jared. tomorrow, we have a secret santa gift exchange here. a lot of offices do this, even the senate is doing it this year. each senator is supposed to buy a secret santa gift for a senator from the other party. the spending limit is $10. it's a hard limit of $10, but somehow there are already $127

million overbudget. you know who i feel worse for this time of year? ryan seacrest. his birthday is december 24th. which means he probably gets those combined birthday and christmas -- that poor guy is always getting -- he has the worst luck. [ laughter ] i think it's important that we make a special effort this year to honor the birth of the baby seacrest, okay? this is a funny holiday card. this is the family christmas card sent out by the mayor of san juan, puerto rico. i guess he wanted to promote a local wild life museum, so this is -- he gathered the family together and they -- nothing says christmas like a leopard sinking its teeth into the throat of an antelope. santa might want to think twice before landing those reindeer in san juan. in american politics, i want to update you on a story we shared last night. actor gary busey has now

withdrawn his endorsement of newt gingrich for president. [ laughter ] is this a great election or what? i mean -- [ applause ] seriously. gary busey is involved. gary said today it's not that he doesn't like newt, but it was too soon for him to endorse anyone. he said as soon as a president is elected, he will let us know who he intends to vote for. it is very unlike gary busey to be flakey like this. not the gary i know, who -- [ laughter ] throwing oranges at cars on the freeway as i drive by. hey, speaking of important endorsements, this morning, christine o'donnell, you remember her, the one who used to be a witch? well, she is back and today, on cnn, she endorsed mitt romney. >> some people say that mitt romney isn't the most consistent candidate, because he's changed his mind about big, important issues over the years. >> you know, that's one of the things that i like about him, because he's been consistent since he changed his mind.

>> jimmy: oh. [ laughter ] you can't argue with that. i forgot how much i miss her. here's another mitt romney-related bit of humor, this time, courtesy of our friends at fox news. >> seven candidates ready to make their final push in the hawkeye state. newt gingrich has seen a surge in the polls but that support may be fading, folks. >> jimmy: is that mitt romney? guy even flip-flops his race! he's a businessman and a master of disguise. it hasn't been a great holiday season for mitt romney. he's trailing newt gingrich in the polls. he's taking a lot of heat for that $10,000 bet at the debate and today a blogger pointed out that one of his big campaign slogans is a rally cry that was used by the klan. ku klux klan, not wu tang. in case you haven't heard, lindsay lohan is in "playboy"

magazine and it comes out on friday. this is the first time she's appeared nude in a magazine on purpose, so, it's a big deal. she said it was a fun shoot and great to be naked without a cavity search for a change. [ laughter ] you know, the issue was supposed to come out in two weeks but the photos somehow leaked online. now, obviously we can't show them to you because she's fully nude but i think we have the next best thing. guillermo went through the photos and he made -- he did some drawings of them for us and now he's going to show us to give us a little sneak preview of the -- show us what we missed, guillermo. all right. really did these drawings for us. keep going. just go right through them. very -- i think there's a picasso influence there. that's either a very bad drawing of lindsay lohan or a very good squ

squidward from "sponge bob." oh, look at that. she has wings, i guess, huh? [ laughter ] and how many more do we have here? wow, that's -- octopus-like. is that it? >> yeah, that's it. >> jimmy: what happened to her hair? >> it's colored yellow. blond. >> jimmy: oh, okay. yeah. have you been drawing while intoxicated again? all right. those art lessons are really paying off. hey, this is pretty fantastic. the lakers had a media day on monday and t"the l.a. times" hae a video division. they caught up with the player formally known as ron artest. ron, as you know, legally changed his name to metta world peace. so, the reporter asked him how that change is going over with his teammates. >> been asking the players if they call you ron artest or metta world peace and all the rookies say metta and all the veterans say ron. what's up with that? some time of hazing? >> i'm just -- i'm most happy

that jesus christ -- um -- did not let me lose my teeth when i was 20 years old. because i was wondering, what if you kept your baby teeth and then at the age of 20 then you lose them. that would be pretty bad. so, i just think he's really brilliant that you lose your teeth when you're a baby rather than when you are 30 and 20. that had nothing to do with your question. but that was definitely on my mind. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i'm glad he cleared that out. thank god they didn't trade him. is it possible that he has jesus confused with the tooth fairy? [ laughter ] that's the guy gary busey should endorse for president, ron artest. we work very hard all year to find and bring you wonderful clips like that one and at the end of the year, we like to look back at our favorites. we select the best of the best. each of the clips you're about to see are worthy of the award for clip of the year but only

one can be the winner, so, i present to you now, this year's nominees for 2011 clip of the year. and they are -- mexican wrestlers. [ speaking foreign ralanguage ] >> jimmy: you ate my candy, you sneaky mom. >> you see how much i had? i went to a lot of houses. >> i know. i ate it all. it tasted so good. especially the peanut butter cups. >> you sneaky mom! >> jimmy: the monkey family. >> the monkey family. they have free rein of the

house. they even take baths and brush their teeth. but are they dangerous? this one's got a knife. >> jimmy: streaker surprise. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: waka flocka wakeup. ♪ >> jimmy: and iguana in bathtub. [ applause ] all right. there they are. your nominees for clip of the year.

good luck to each of our nominees. ladies and gentlemen, the clip of the year for 2011 is? you ate my candy, you sneaky mom! that video was from our youtube challenge on halloween. almost 25 million people have watched it on youtube and much of after this is because of those adorable young boys, c.j. and jake. and here now to accept their award from their home in new york, c.j., jake, their mother. how are you doing, guys? congratulations, guys. you look very, very handsome. c.j. and jake, do either of you have any idea what's going on right now? >> no. >> jimmy: no. well, you won an award. have you ever won an award before? >> yeah. >> no. >> jimmy: is there anyone you would like to thank? your agents, the academy, maybe? >> you. >> jimmy: oh, that's very nice.

there's your award. you got something cool for show and tell tomorrow. what do you guys want for christmas? have you decided yet? >> have you thought about what you want for christmas? >> ah -- i can't remember. >> jimmy: troopers? yeah, they don't make those anymore. no, i'm just kidding. all right. all right, con garage laxs, guys. keep making videos and maybe you'll win again next year, okay? thank you, all. c.j. and jake and their mom and dad and -- one more thing, if we could get back to talking about the holidays for a moment. i was wondering today, whatever happened to all those must-have toys from christmases past. the toys that your mom had to stab another parent outside k-mart to get, beanie babies and the toys we were obsessed with and now you never hear about them again. i did some research and sure enough there's a new show on vh1 that catches one the holiday

icons, i guess you call them, and to get a glimpse at where they are now. it's interesting to say the least. >> so, today i want to talk about what's motivating you to stay sober. so, let me ask everyone, what is motivating you now? has everyone hit a bottom? >> yeah. i hit bottom the moment my parents dumped me in the cabbage patch. >> you always blame your parents. >> shut up, zhu zhu. they put me in a box and sent me to be adopted at a k mart. >> cabbage patch kid has abandonment issues. when she was a baby, her parents put her on sale. so, buddy, where are you right now? >> i'm in the best place i've ever been. >> really? well, then, what -- what's this all about? >> you haven't been using? >> elmo gave them to me.

>> elmo. did you give these to buddy? >> elmo -- >> he frequently says he's only 5 and as far as i can tell, elmo is 48 years old. >> at least you can still get tickled. >> elmo burned off his fur in a meth lab. >> is there a moment that you can think of that motivates you to stay sober? >> i keep thinking that maybe there will be a moment when my buddy will come back, but -- he just hasn't. and i don't know why. >> well, you're an alcoholic, buddy. >> yeah, he is. now who wants to make some sex on elmo for some rocco cane? >> coming up. >> oh, teddy, no! help! help! code blue! >> jimmy: wow. thank you, dr. drew. on behalf of our nation, thank you. we have a good show for you tonight. jamie bell is here. we have music from young jeezy.

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. a nondenominational holiday greeting to each of you. tonight on the show, the actor formally known as billy elliott. his new movie, by steven spielberg is called "the adventures of tintin", jamie bell is here with us. and then, with music from this album, that comes out next week, it's called "tm-103: hustlerz

ambition," young jeezy from the bud light stage. this christmas, celebrate the baby jeezy with young jeezy. make sure to join us tomorrow night, we'll be joined by robert downey jr. and lenny kravitz will be with us. our first guest tonight has been on this show more times than anyone including me. yes. she is an emmy-winner and grammy nominee with a new comedy special "kathy griffin: tired hooker." i premieres on bravo tuesday, december 20th. please say hello to kathy griffin. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> jimmy -- [ cheers and applause ] what about this? >> jimmy: well -- enthusiastic fans that arrive for your historic 32nd appearance on the

show. >> 32 appearances. >> jimmy: we just passed regis and kelly. >> good, that's fantastic. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm having the best kwanzaa of my life. i really am. >> tip it. >> i'm going to tip it. you know what that is? that means that people are such a fan of my alcoholic mother that they are referring about how she tips a box of wine by just yelling "tip it." my mother is a national treasure. >> jimmy: i know that. is she watching this right now or -- >> no, actually, my mom has permanently -- accidentally put her television on the yule log channel. i'm not kidding. she doesn't have a fireplace and so she thinks tv stopped existing and now all tvs are just magically fireplaces. coo coo. >> jimmy: well, she is tipping it. how -- you feel in the holiday spirit? >> absolutely. here's why. okay, so, last week, i went to -- you know i do a lot of celebrity events, jimmy. i'm out among the people and getting material for you and so

i went to this breakfast last wednesday, 9:00 a.m., and it was some sort of 100 most powerful women in hollywood, i don't know, i don't care. but the point is -- [ laughter ] it was an a-list event. they were honoring jane fonda and all these female captains of industry were there. but i had the best seat in the house because at my table was nancy grace -- hold on, hold on. >> jimmy: it gets better? >> hi, friend, how are you? you know nancy grace, the crime reporter who talks about the twins? >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> i will unleash the lawyers on you, kathy griffin. but i love her. okay, so, that was -- as if that wasn't good enough. next to me, this is her nightmare but my dream, kim freaking kardashian. right? >> jimmy: oh, wow. whoever made the southeasting arrangement had a good sense of humor. >> it was a stay trerategic gay. the gays have never let me down. right?

[ applause ] >> jimmy: i can't imagine kim showing up to anything at 9:00 in the morning. >> well -- she did look a little bit like a dirty whore. let me clarify. i meant -- i'm sorry. i meant -- i didn't mean to say that. i meant to say a filthy whore, because -- no, no. you guys, she was mortified to see that she was seated next to me. >> jimmy: was she really? >> yes, of course she was. and what she really did at 9:00 in the morning, the makeup was insane, the fake pony tail. they mefr met a fake pony tail they didn't love. they look like the back of a horse. >> jimmy: wait, those are fake? >> some things in hollywood are fabricated. >> jimmy: why would you have a fake pony tail? >> oh, my god. what's with the new guy? wow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know -- >> we want more. at 9:00 in the morning, kim kardashian looked like a genie in the bottle. with the makeup, it was

fantastic. and then her mom, kris jenner, was next to her, who is my idol. >> jimmy: she is? >> yes. because i resent that my mom, like, raised me and sent me to school and fed me and i think she should have been more like a pimp, more like -- that's what i would have liked. [ applause ] i had dreams. and so, yes, at one point, i will say -- it's a little difficult to carry on conversations with kim. >> jimmy: why? >> she's super stupid. allegedly. i've not -- i'm -- [ laughter ] i'm not -- only my opinion. so, but -- i -- >> jimmy: did you talk to her? >> i tried to make her laugh and i was being very, very funny. i will tell you. and she did not laugh at my of my jokes. >> jimmy: really? >> not one. but they had -- it was, you know, they had viola davis was there, from "the help." she was reading a list of nails of young women that have been given scholarships and kim

leaned in and he said, literally, she said, reading names is so hard. and i go, yes, if you're ill t illiterate. she was actually very nice. she said, i have to leave early and she goes, they're making me do a photo shoot. i don't know what that means, like, i don't know if it was a guantanamo bay hostage situation. i didn't know if she was trying to communicate she needed help. >> jimmy: maybe she was. >> i feel i should have helped her. have you ever been forced to do a photo shoot? >> jimmy: every one i've ever done has been a forcible situation. >> they're making you do it. seriously. >> jimmy: wow, so that's something. >> i loved it. >> jimmy: early christmas gift for you, for sure. you were just in australia. >> yeah, i do two sold out

nights at the sydney opera house. which is very fancy. >> jimmy: that's something else. [ applause ] d do they get your show over there? >> yeah, my specials are there and my show. and by the way, i would recommend that none of the kardashians watch my next special. i'm just -- i mean, i hope you guys like it but they probably shouldn't tune in december 20th. you guys, i hope you enjoy it. so i was in australia and, you know, i -- like you, i rarely get a day off. i went in a day early and saw the tfoo fighters in concert, i love them. [ applause ] and, you know, they performed at a stadium of 40,000 people and stuff and so i think you should know that after the concert, lead singer dave came to my hotel room and gossiped with me until 4:30 in the morning. that's what rock stars do. >> jimmy: that is shocking. >> it was fun. >> jimmy: did he share any gossip that was of interest? >> oh, yeah.

you straights are so predictable. you straights with your "i don't care about the housewives" b.s. so, yeah, so -- he came into my room and we were gossiping and he's so straight and i speak fluent gay. >> jimmy: you do, yeah. [ applause ] >> fluently. and i will say, he's so straight that there was a little language barrier for a few minutes. i felt like he was my foreign exchange student. he said that being in australia, where they worship kylie minogue and -- which, she's fantastic, but he was like, i don't get it. wouldn't it be funny if i sang that song "can't get you out of my head." i said, tomorrow night, to your 40,000 fans, i dare you to sing that song. and he was like, we don't do that. and i said, 100 bucks. and he didn't do it. he didn't do it so i'm calling him a [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, that's -- and he owes me $100. u.s. dollars.

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>> jimmy: hi there, we're back with kathy griffin. jamie bell and young jeezy still to come. kathy, every year, you host new year's for cnn. >> with anderson cooper.

that's right. [ applause ] >> jimmy: and i'm continually amazed because the first year -- >> i got fired. every year i get fired. >> jimmy: and then you come back every year. is that because anderson insists on having you there? >> i think it's his fault. >> jimmy: yeah, because -- >> i mean, a favor he does for me. yeah, i think the executives hate me and fire me and i think at the 11th hour he saves the day. i'm like his haitian refugee at this point. he's got to save me. >> jimmy: we have some photographs and tell us what's going on in -- well, this one is anderson tying or removing? >> he's -- well,ctually on new year's eve i'm going to tell the real story about what happened when i went to stay at his house because he has a sort of cute story like we're buds. i actually tortured him and i was naked most of the time. so, that's once again trying to get me to put -- he would say things like, can you just put the top on? what about just the top for -- and i would go, whoa, bottomless party. >> jimmy: did you really do that

at his house? >> absolutely. it's a -- i thought it was like a nudist colony. >> jimmy: you did? what would lead you to believe that? >> i'm his most embarrassing friend. we're friends but he tries not to tell people. >> jimmy: we're seeing these photographs and he continually -- >> and he says please don't take pictures. i'm not going to, anderson. show them on jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: does he ever say to you, listen, i would rather you didn't work -- are there any -- do you -- >> i -- no. he -- you mean, like -- he says on new year's like, you know, i've beaten down cnn so much they don't try to look at my material anymore. last year, they honestly said, if you could just not say [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: three people in the control room just had a heart attack. >> i meant to say [ bleep ].

[ applause ] that's -- >> jimmy: that's better. that is better. >> but no, yeah, i actually brought a list of things. my first goal is to get anderson fired. before midnight, somebody from cnn says, that's it, buddy, you're out. also this year, i'd like to whip out a live titty, like a -- >> jimmy: your own? >> for once -- you know, nancy grace had that wardrobe malfunction on "dancing with the stars," and so i think i should -- i have real boobs. i'm not going to apologize. tonight, whenner go to sleep, they're going to be under my armpits where they belong. they really are. if i could just whip one out on cnn and prove to the world that they still exist. all right, so that's one goal. let's see. i'm going to probably drunk dial wolf blitzer. that's going to be a situation room. >> jimmy: will you drink during the broadcast? >> i don't drink but i'm going to give anderson a roofie.

he's not going to remember anything. [ laughter ] yes. >> jimmy: i'm guessing wolf will remember. >> wolf always remembers. and then -- okay this is true. this is a little vicious, even for me, but it's true. i'm going to hog tie ryan seacrest and hide him in a can of peanut brittle. but -- no, but last year what happened was -- you know -- >> jimmy: like one of those snakes? >> yeah, because ryan seacrest is not unlike a snake in a can, the way he put the kardashians on us. he must be stopped. however, every year, you know, times square, it's like the carscar s carson daly broadcast, mtv, ryan seacrest in his weird booth with dick clark and so last year, there's an nypd officer that anderson kind of acts like is his security person but it's clearly anderson's security person against me. it's his protection against me. >> jimmy: okay. >> not the 500,000 fans there at times square but last year i did

say to the cop as a joke, you know, i'm safe with anybody but seriously, keep ryan seacrest away from me because that guy is trying to kill me. the cop said, i can't find him, kathy, he's too short. ouch. ouch. to protect and serve. >> jimmy: this sounds like it's going to be a heck of a way to ring in the new year. >> yeah, i also like to heckle and throw things. one year i threw things at the jonas brothers. because i get jealous because the other broadcasts have artists and they have a budget and cnn is just anderson and i freezing our balls off on a riser. >> jimmy: watch kathy griffin on cnn on new year's eve and "kathy griffin: tired hooker" december 20th on bravo. kathy griffin, everybody. we'll be right back with jamie passion. discovered yesterday.others, g we all have things that speak to us.

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young jeezy is on the way. you know our next guest from "billy elliot," "flags of our fathers" and "king kong." now he takes on cartoon form in the new steven spielberg movie, "the adventures of tintin." >> we have to keep moving. try to find our way off this one is tough -- >> what, tough? ♪ >> tough? tough? >> jimmy: the movie opens in 3d december 21st. please welcome jamie bell. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? very nice to meet you. don't tell kathy you might not want shared with national audience.

or an international audience. >> i will not. >> jimmy: you're from england? >> yes, a very small town called billingham. >> jimmy: i don't know why i askeded that because i don't know any place in england other than landon. >> it's close to new castle where they make the beer. >> jimmy: oh, okay. i know that. [ applause ] >> lots of alcoholics here tonight. >> jimmy: 80% at least. and when you made that movie, how old you were when you made "billy elliott?" >> i was 13. long time ago. >> jimmy: you came to the united states, was that your first time? >> i had never been on a plane before. yeah that was the first time i came to the states. it was weird. for internationals, we have a perspective on the states but when you get here, the size of the milk cartons. what's going on with that? what kind of cows are they -- >> jimmy: you mean a gallon of milk? >> yeah, they give you six pints of coke.

and it was convenient, it was shiny, it worked. it was kind of like, if apple mac made a country, it would be this country. it just works, i loved it. >> jimmy: you haven't been here long enough to figure everything out. i guess on the surface perhaps that's how it looks. you went back to england and you won this huge -- you won, like, the english version of the oscar? >> yeah, i did win that. >> jimmy: you beat tom hanks. >> i did. >> jimmy: a number of other famous people. and then do you go back to being a regular kid? >> the weird thing is, i -- the movie was such a massive success, we had no idea about it. we were looking at footage of the movie, it was me dancing on top of a toilet. and i was at the oscars on a tuesday which was massive. what an amazing thing for a 13-year-old kid. and then by thursday i was back in math class and i was like, what -- >> jimmy: math or meth? >> no. i know, the decline was so

quick. >> jimmy: child stars, it happens. >> it was tragic. it was great. >> jimmy: now, you are working with steven spielberg. are you even old enough for that are to be intimidating? >> yeah, i mean, the first film i saw in a movie theater was "jurassic park." you know winnie the pooh? i went in with that, i was terrified to look at the movie. kind of intense for an-year-old. i looked at my movie, and i was like, i want dinosaurs. big, scary dinosaurs. >> jimmy: did she get them for you? >> no. >> jimmy: so, she disappointed you. >> when i accepted that award when i was a kid, the only person i forgot to mention was my mother. so, tonight, mother -- wherever you are -- there. thank you so much for everything, by the way, i really appreciate it. it's about ten years too late. >> jimmy: this won't be much consolation. and she didn't get you the dinosaur, so, in a way, she deserved it. >> kind of. >> jimmy: so, when you meet

steven spielberg, you tell him you're a big fan and you go, well, everyone does this -- >> he kind of wasn't a normal human being, he was a magician. he was the guy that made dinosaurs walk and boys fly on bicycles. so, when you meet him, there is this element of, the spielberg effect, which is you completely forget how to speak. >> jimmy: people tell you about that? >> i talked to daniel craig about it because he is also in the movie and he said, that lasts for a week and it will wear off eventually. >> that, by the way, also reminds me of meth class. i see a connection. graduate with honors. >> right, right. >> jimmy: this tin tin character is -- this movie is already a huge hit around the world. it's not as well known in the united states. >> i think people think it's a dog here? do -- >> jimmy: like rin tin tin? >> that's all i get. >> jimmy: tin tin is not the dog. >> a boy. >> jimmy: it's not you, though,

it's somewhat animated. >> kind of a new animated -- completely fully animated but the characters are driven by human performance. >> jimmy: it looks great. even the dog is human? >> the dog is fully animated. never a dog on the set ever. >> jimmy: there wasn't? >> everything in performance capture has a representation so we had a piece of metal in the shape of a dog that, like, had a stick up its bum and our prop guy called brad would run around with me at, like, in my heels like this all the time and during the course of the movie i think he lost 20 pounds. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: very good to meet you. looks like a really cool movie. >> thank you. >> jimmy: the movie again is called "the adventures of tin tin" and it opens december 21st in 3d. we'll be right back with young jeezy.

when i joined the national guard, i never thought i'd be saving lives. it's more than money for college. it's built my character and given me a sense of accomplishment. now i'm on a career path, and i'm the leader of my team. i put on the uniform and i have a whole new outlook on life. country, community, family-- that's what matters most to me. if that matters to you, go to 1-800-go-guard.com. >> jimmy: his cd comes out next week. it's called "tm-103: hustlerz ambition." here with the songs "i do" and "lose my mind", young jeezy! >> yeah, yeah, yeah. if you came to have a good time here tonight i need you to put your hands in the air for me, please. get your hands in the air. what's up? i need you to watch me. what? what?

time to shine. let's go. what? what? ♪ i said i see some ladies in here tonight i might marry gone off the belve ♪ ♪ and 'tron it's too scary baby you can have whatever you like the tooth fairy i'll do anything to leave ♪ ♪ here tonight would you share it i said i do i do i do i do i do ♪ ♪ you know i do i said i do i do i do i do i do you know i do ♪ ♪ i said i do i do i do i do i do you know i do i said i do i do ♪ ♪ i do i do i do what it is what it do homegirl ain't got a clue if i get you open all ♪ ♪ the things that i would do to you smack it up flip it down weigh it up break it down ♪ ♪ lean you to ya side yeah and ask you who's ya' daddy now ♪ you ain't even got to ♪ open your eyes know what ya' looking at and i ain't have to open my eyes when ♪ ♪ i was cooking that guess it was love at first sight eye contact remember the night we ♪ ♪ first met i call it contact now she my ride or die

it's us against the world you know we both hustling ♪ ♪ so hustling is our world i must've had too much to drink i'm in my g mode so all the ladies repeat ♪ ♪ after me cuz its the gcode promise if i get locked you'll come and pay my bond if you hear some plotting ♪ ♪ on me you'll ring the alarm and every time you give it to me it's gon' be the bomb and in these ♪ ♪ unlucky streets you gon be my lucky charm ♪ ♪ i said i see some ladies in here tonight i might marry gone off the belve ♪ ♪ and 'tron it's too scary baby you can have whatever you like the tooth fairy i'll do anything to leave ♪ ♪ here tonight would you share it i said i do i do i do i do i do ♪ ♪ you know i do i said i do i do i do i do i do you know i do ♪ ♪ i said i do i do i do i do i do you know i do i said i do i do ♪ ♪ i do i do i do let's have some fun. get it shorty. hands up, what's up? ♪ it goes one on three

♪ what's up ♪ i said one on three ♪ yeah ♪ sing along ♪ bout that time couldn't get it all week time to unwind drank like tank blew ♪ ♪ my mind this crazy way too packed rosetti baby waste two stacks hottest thing in the lot ♪ ♪ that there mine cant spell sober lose my mind i'm hearin' voices in my head think im schizophrenic ♪ ♪ i swear they sayin' lets get it from another planet 36,000 times i'm doin' summer salts ♪ ♪ do it right and you can leave ya whole summer off i'm out my mind yeah a seein' double ya'll ♪ ♪ tell me what's the chance of jeezy -- she sad as long as we can do it with ya ice on ♪ ♪ if that's the case we might as well leave the lights on i'm out my mind just blew