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>> jimmy: well, hi there. thank you. i appreciate that. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i wish each of you a happy new year. 2012 is here. i had a feeling it would be. [ laughter ] do people still make new year's resolutions? i feel like the advent of the triple double oreo put an end to those but i could be wrong. my resolution this year is to do everything i can to help kim kardashian finally find love. [ laughter ] and to learn to smoke. [ laughter ] those are my two. did anyone here watch the ball drop in times skwaur on new year's eve on television? don't tell me what happened. i have it on tivo. this is pretty funny. i guess they have a big thing in pakistan to ring in the new year. similar to what we have. and i'm not sure if this guy is their dick clark or ryan seacrest, but he had very little tolerance for any nonsense going on behind him.

[ speaking foreign language ] >> jimmy: that's -- let's look at that again in slow motion, if we could. you see here. and good-bye. [ laughter ] back to you, anderson cooper. the big news tonight, the first round of balloting in the race for the republican nomination for president, the iowa caucuses. the way a caucus works is, a group of voters gather in a public place. someone stands up and speaks on behalf of each candidate and everyone writes their selection on a piece of paper and hands it in and they count it and -- it's about assign tiffic as a secret santa gift exchange. the guys from "jersey shore" later on will explain it in detail. but ron paul, mitt romney and rick santorum all finished with pretty much the same, at the top of the pack tonight. jon huntsman and michele

bachmann were at the bottom. herman cain is now back in the mix on cable television. he told barbara walters a couple weeks ago that if a republican wins the election, he would consider being named secretary of defense. for real. he said that. he even said it again today and we happen to have it on tape. >> do you really sincerely feel you have the background and really the knowledge that you could handle a cab kneinetcabin position like that? >> allow me to remind you something that didn't get picked up when i was beat up about what i didn't know. i served on the citizens advisory board of the strategic air command in omaha, nebraska, for several years when i was there. i was exposed to issues at that particular time. i started my career as a ballistics analyst with the department of the navy. i've actually been on a navy ship. so, i have been around some of these issues. so, it's not that i'm totally void of it. >> sir -- if i may interrupt.

i've been on a navy ship, too, but i don't think that qualifies me to be secretary of defense. >> bob, i didn't say that qualified me to be secretary of defense. there you go. one of the things that i mentioned when i'm trying to make a point. >> jimmy: always fly specking these guys. maybe he thinks defense is an actual fence he would be secretary of. i don't know. we have to get him back in the race. i don't care how. somebody please make him a running mate. please? it might be a good idea for rick perry. his campaign is not faring so well. he was ranked fifth out of seven candidates. his wife sat down with an interview this morning and i thought she had on interesting insight as to why he president went from the top of the heap now to the bottom. >> one of the things that led to perhaps his dip in the polls but his debate performance. i know you said you get nervous before the debates. what do you think?

you think the debates were part of the reason your husband fell? >> yes, he didn't do very well in the debates. but that's something we're working on every day. >> what do you think -- why did he have that problem? >> you know, bob, he was prepared, honestly. i've known rick for a long time and he's just not that smart. he's a dumb guy. >> so nice to meet you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i guess she didn't like her christmas gift. we had something scary going on here last week. someone set 53 cars on fire over three days. one of them was right across the street from us at the mall there. police were looking for a call caution man with a ponytail. police should always be looking for a caucasian man with a ponytail. they should all be imprisoned. are there any men in our audience with ponytails here tonight? ah -- yes? where is he? i -- is that a ponytail?

you have to stop that. why do you have that? is that your girlfriend with you? do you like his ponytail? yeah, but you have to live with it. do you just try to stand in front of him as much as possible? all right. never mind. you know what, can we get that -- guillermo, will you go get a pair of scissors? >> yeah, sure. >> jimmy: you don't have to. i think it would be for the best. you think about it for a minute, when he comes back -- okay? [ applause ] anyway, police arrested a suspect yesterday. a jgerman national named harry burkhart. he reportedly said he hates america so he decided to take it out on your japanese car. a ponytailed german who hates america tripes to burn l.a. to

the ground and where is bruce willis through all of this? nowhere to be found. probably recording another harmonica album. on this season of "the bachelor", it premiered on abc last night, bachelor ben met 25 potential brides. he will narrow it down to one and they will break up. [ laughter ] and we'll continue on. we've yet to see a relationship -- they last about as long as a glade plug-in. but one con test sapt, a girl named brittany, did a good thing. she brought her grandmother along. she seemed very set, this woman, on making bachelor ben her new grandson-in-law. >> she's part of the reason why i'm here is because growing up she pretty much raised me. >> i think ben is awesome. i really do think that ben is worthy of brittany's love. >> ben, will you please walk me to my car? >> i'd love to. >> she's been looking for the right person for a long time. i'd be very happy if those two could make it.

>> jimmy: well, that -- that's how she killed grandpa. [ laughter ] you got it? go over there and -- [ applause ] yeah. now, wait a minute. now, hold on. i just want to say beforehand, this is only -- only if you are willing to do this. you don't have to do this. >> do it! [ cheers and applause ] and we'll leave the beard. the beard -- >> thank you. >> jimmy: next week. ponytail, can we get rid of that? she's saying don't do it. what? why not? that's the sport right there. [ applause ] that's the sport. look at that. he looks better. [ applause ] he looks better already.

thank you. doesn't he look better now? [ cheers and applause ] thank you, guillermo. now i have your power and i will take your woman! >> it's real. >> jimmy: what's that? >> it's all real, too. >> jimmy: it's beautiful hair. >> locks of love, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah, we should. once we get the fleas out of it, they'll -- see how it looks on me. you see? [ applause ] use it to cover my bald spot. all right. i'm going to hang onto this. hey, you know, more americans bought christmas gifts online this year than ever before, which means more americans are returning gifts online than ever before. i don't know how you're supposed to go about returning gifts -- this morning, i tried to return a meat thermometer to wikipedia.

i feels like i have an animal in my hand. for those of you just tuning in, i've captured a raccoon. anyway, ups estimates they will return a record 2 million packages this week, which, that's no fun for delivery guys. without question, this is the worst week of the year to work for ups and if you -- if you really pay attention, you can almost sense it in their advertising. >> we dragged your boots, your blenders and your big wheels across the country in rain, wind, sleet and snow. we hustled and sweated to get it to your door in time for christmas. >> whoa! that is a big dog. >> and now? you don't like the color. >> how do you like this color? yeah. >> happy new year, from all of us at up your ass.

>> what can brown do for you? >> jimmy: smells good. i mean, really, you take good care of this. i have to say. it smells like suave. one more thing. before christmas, we did something fun with the children of america. i asked any parents watching the show to wrap a terrible christmas gift, give it to their kids and tape their reaction when they opened the gift. we got a lot of great videos. it became a huge hit online and the video's been viewed more than 15 million times on youtube alone. the crazy thing is, though we were finished with this before we left for break on december 15th, people continued to do this to their children. and post it online. hundreds more videos were posted online after we left. so, once again, we went through them and picked the best of the worst kids and here now is the aftermath of our youtube challenge, it called "hey jimmy kimmel, i gave my kid a terrible

precep present part two." >> merry christmas! >> pickles? get that away from me. i don't want no pickles. >> no, not that. >> oh, wow. >> brock lynn. no broccoli. no broccoli. >> what is it? >> toothpaste. >> oh. >> deed yoed rant. >> what's deodorant? >> it keeps your arm pits smelling good. >> she's going to get hair. >> are you happy? do you like it? >> yeah. >> what? >> what is it? why did you throw it on the floor? >> it's a barbie. you broke my heart.

>> hey! be nice! >> it's from santa, huh? it's from santa. >> go ahead. hopefully they got it right. they screwed it up? >> what's the matter? >> packers. >> tell daddy what you think of it. >> it sucks! >> i know how much you like soup. >> soup? no! no! >> what is this? >> it's a sponge. >> i wanted a car. >> a car, yeah? maybe santa will bring you a

car. >> ow! >> it's a -- >> what's the matter? don't you like broccoli? >> that is so funny. >> what is it? >> really, taco seasoning? there yeah, don't you like tacos? >> i'm on 6, i can't make it! >> yeah, you can. >> hold it open so i can see it. hold it up. >> what is this? >> oh, it's a 3 ds. >> you got a 3 ds. >> and a mr. potato head. that's what you wanted for christmas. >> no, a 3 ds game! this is not what you get -- now

you give us no more. i'm throwing this away. >> that's what you wanted. >> you gave me -- you guys are the worst. >> i hate it. >> he likes his present. >> he got the best. and this is the worst. it's no fair. >> you like it? >> yeah. [ crying ] >> say bye, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: all right, well, thanks everyone. now stop it. [ applause ] we have a good show for you tonight. the boys from "jersey shore," pauly, vinny, ronnie and mike

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. i can already tell 2012 is going to be better than 2011. tonight on the program, our couch will be saturated with spray tanner. from "jersey shore," which returns to mtv this thursday, pauly, vinny, ronnie, and the situation are here. and then with music from this their second self-titled album, their first album was called mariachi el bronx, and this one is too. mariachi el bronx, from the bud light stage for fans of punk rock mariachi music. tomorrow night we'll be joined by golden globe nominee kelsey grammer.

from the movie "the help" octavia spencer will be here, and we'll have music from lloyd. so join us. and later this week tracy morgan, don cheadle, david cross, brand new la clipper chris paul will be here. and music from tune-yards and boyz ii men. please join us for all of that. our first guest of 2012 is a very fine actress, who, as a youth, escaped a band of wild juice-heads in new jersey to star in "the ice storm," "monster," and one of samuel jackson's two famous snake movies, "black snake moan". you can see her now on tv "pan am," which airs sunday nights at 10:00 here on abc. please say hello to christina ricci. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: christina, where do you stand on ponytames for men? for or against? >> i'm against. >> jimmy: that's good. there's not a man in this room

with a ponytail. see, you did you a favor over there, right? >> the bob. the bob is looking much better. >> jimmy: how did you celebrate your new year? >> um, i had dinner with friends and stuff and mostly my holiday was spent on a couch watching reality tv. >> jimmy: really? what are your shows of choice? >> anything with a wife in it. housewife, baseball wife. if there's not a "real housewife" on, i wish mtv or h1h vh1. >> jimmy: you like the wives? >> or "teen mom." you know. any kind of -- >> jimmy: what is yit you like ash watchiabout watching the wi? ? >> i don't snow. >> jimmy: you watch "jersey shore"? >> that's what happened to me on new year's eve. >> jimmy: what happened to you? did you call the authorities? >> almost.

i got caught in a "jersey shore" marath marathon new year's eve and day. >> jimmy: it's hard to get out. >> i couldn't escape. i escaped briefly for dinner with friends and woke up the next morning and was like, oh, "jersey shore" marathon still on. >> jimmy: and you stick with it. >> i did. >> jimmy: you have to. it's the american way. now, you're from new jersey, right? >> i am. >> jimmy: was your experience there as a kid anything like that? >> no. >> jimmy: no? >> i don't know. i mean, i don't know why not, but it just wasn't. >> jimmy: you think it's now a new generation of kids or were you just far away from the shore? >> maybe. they are a lot younger than me. and i never -- but i never went to the shore. >> jimmy: that's probably why. >> that could be why. >> jimmy: that could be why. what did you do if you weren't beating up other girls and vomiting on bushes? >> we went to -- we went to the mall a lot. >> jimmy: that's fun.

>> a lot of indoor malls. big fan of malls. >> jimmy: really? what did you do at the mall? >> go and get shirts tye-dyed and stuff. and buy the candles that had secret charms in them. and the food court. like, loaded potatoes. >> jimmy: yeah, that's right. what is the name of that -- one potato two or three or four or something like that. >> i don't remember what it was called. we loved the potatoes. >> jimmy: wild times? >> crazy. really crazy. >> jimmy: your juice-heads were actually drinking orange juice. >> yes. every once in awhile someone would have to vomit, we would have to call our mom. just nuts. >> jimmy: what about christmas? what did you do? watch tv? >> pretty much the same thing. no, i went snowboarding for a few days. >> jimmy: were you with your family? >> no, this year was the year that my family, my family goes and spends, with different inlaws so we have -- usually we have one christmas, one year it will be christmas all together,

like, my house, i do christmas and then the next everybody goes out and has it with inlaws. >> jimmy: i see. so, you have every other year christmas. that's great. >> well -- >> jimmy: whose idea was that? >> it's just how it works out. >> jimmy: how does it work out that you don't have to go to any of the other houses? >> i'm not married and i don't have a child. >> jimmy: so, it's coordinated. that's a smart thing. i have never heard of anybody doing that. >> really? >> jimmy: usually, there's a fight between the individual couples as far as which family's house you go to. >> see, we're really -- we like to avoid conflict. so, we -- we set up a system. >> jimmy: oh, really. because i thought you were italian and you went right in for conflict, like my family. >> no, we like to avoid it. >> jimmy: that's nice. that must be a nice thing. [ laughter ] now, the show, "pan am," i would imagine, when you are traveling now, since you play a stewards on the show --

>> have you seen the show? >> jimmy: yeah, i have. i work on abc. >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: it's like "mad men" meets the sky. >> oh. then you definite ly have. >> jimmy: it makes me -- when i have seen the show, when i watch it, it makes me hate traveling now, because it seems so wonderful the way -- is it -- fantasy or was it really like that? >> no, apparently it was really like that. just a big cocktail party in the sky. >> jimmy: how the hell did i miss out? >> i don't know. it's like kwa lewd. >> jimmy: in what way? >> well, like we all missed out on them. >> jimmy: they give them out instead of peanuts? >> like we all missed out on them. >> jimmy: yeah, i guess, i don't know. >> we all missed out on the cocktail party in the sky. >> jimmy: we sure did. you are actually not technically tall enough -- >> yeah, that was issues.

some people really wanted to cast me and they were like, they're actually not. there were rules for them back then. height requirements and weight requirements and the height requirements were between 5'3" and 5'10" and i'm only 5'1". there was a big issue. she's not actually tall enough. maybe we shouldn't really hire her. and ultimately they just decided to put me in really tall heels. >> jimmy: that's great thinking. >> that makes sense. >> jimmy: why -- [ applause ] i don't know why. i guess you have to be tall enough to get the staff in the overhead. >> that's really funny is everyone will be like, then maggie puts something in the overhead compartment and i'm like, yeah, no, i can't reach. not me. maybe like laura, somebody else? not me. >> jimmy: and do you find that stewardesses pitch you ideas for the show or talk to you about that kind of thing? >> not too much. they seem to really like the show, which is awesome. and they seem verial rant y ato

me. >> jimmy: are you a problem on the plane? >> no, no. there have been things. i travel with my little dog, karen. >> jimmy: karen? >> karen carpenter. >> jimmy: oh, wow. [ laughter ] >> and a couple times -- sometimes she gets out of her bag. every once in awhile. i don't know how she does it. she unzips -- >> jimmy: she can unzip the bag from the inside? >> she's magic. this one time me and my sister were taking a red eye and my sister wakes up and she, like, nudges she, she's like, christina, i think that's karen running into first class. my sister does nothing to help me. i look over and i see my little dog's butt just running into first, like, under the curtain into first class and i scramble over my sister and run in there, i run in there just in time to hear one of the stewardesses scream "ew, what is that?" i'm like, i'm sorry, it's my dog.

>> jimmy: we have a clip here of the show, for those who have not seen it. the show is called "pan am." take a look. >> oh. your horoscope says you'll meet a tall, handsome man. >> hi. >> was that congressman balling? >> no. don't. maggie, you are acting crazy. >> might be here to arrest me. >> arrest you? for what? >> i -- i might have set his hotel room on fire. >> london. that was you? >> jimmy: there you go. "pan am" airs sunday night at 10:00 on abc. until january 5th, you can go to itunes for free episodes and music from the soundtrack. christina ricci, everybody. thank you, christina. we'll be right back with the guys from "jersey shore." ♪

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. we're three days into the new year, but for our next guests, every night is new year's eve. "jersey shore" returns thursday nights to mtv. please welcome the four horsemen of the cultural apocalypse -- mike the situation, ronnie, vinny and pauly d.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what's happening, fellas? how are you? >> what's going on. >> jimmy: what a team we have here. i feel like -- i feel like jane goodall with the gjuice-head gorillas. >> best crowd in the world. >> jimmy: well, everyone is very excited to see you. i have to say. what did you do for new year's? is it even an event for you? >> i was in las vegas djing. >> i took the polar bear plunge. i jumped in the ocean in new york. >> jimmy: you did? >> for charity, yeah. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> i was in vegas also. >> jimmy: you were in vegas. still dating? what's going on with you? >> no, i'm single right now. >> jimmy: you're single right now? what a shock. i thought that one was going to last forever.

and mike? >> i was in vegas and chicago. >> jimmy: vegas and chicago? in one night? >> ah, no, no. i was in vegas on the 29th and in the morning of the -- 29th to the 30th -- >> jimmy: let me grab a pen. >> the 31st -- >> jimmy: what time did you -- ronnie, what happened? you guys were here together last time -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: and had you broken up already when you were here on the show? >> it was odd. did we make it off the show? we made it off the show together. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then it was just, you know what? a lot of traveling and then, you know, things weren't working out. >> jimmy: will they get back together again? >> i don't know. what time is it? [ laughter ] >> i like single ronnie, i'm just saying. i love sam, too. >> jimmy: sometimes you see people get together, break up over and over again and you go, enough already. >> yeah. >> jimmy: one way or the other. but ronnie, you don't see that.

you just keep doing the same thing. >> doing it over and over. js >> jimmy: and mike, do you consider yourself a troublemaker? >> not really. >> jimmy: not really. [ laughter ] it does seem like -- >> i'm actually -- i guess a bad boy with a good heart? [ applause ] >> other way around? >> jimmy: he has a bad heart? vinny, i think -- you were going to be a lawyer when you headed into this thing, weren't you? >> yeah, i was going -- [ applause ] ultimate pickup line. yeah, i was going to law school and then actually i took my lsat the day the show premiered. >> jimmy: did you do well? >> i did okay. i had a 3.9 gpa. i did well enough to get into a good law school. >> jimmy: you think you'd be kicked off of this show for having a 3.9. >> that's what i'm saying. >> jimmy: didn't know that when you signed up. >> you changed, bro. >> jimmy: is that something you're planning to go back to at any time? >> it is always on the back

burner. i have my lsat. >> we'll represent you, vinny from the "jersey shore." >> jimmy: yeah, that's -- that would be a hell of a -- >> i have a lawyer now. i don't want to do that. they do get paid a lot, though. i pay mine a lot. >> jimmy: they don't have thains like that. what is that chain worth that you are wearing? >> i have no idea. >> jimmy: really? did somebody give it to you? >> no, i bought it. i have an obsession. diamonds and watches. i collect them. >> jimmy: really? like joan rivers. [ laughter ] >> just like joan rivers. >> jimmy: and you honestly have no idea -- >> no, i don't like to say. >> jimmy: it's an astonishing amount of money. why not wear a fake one? >> yeah, i don't like that. i don't want any fake in my life. >> jimmy: you don't want anything fake in your life? >> spray tan? >> jimmy: every girl you meet is fake. where do you stop? >> that's fake enough for me. >> jimmy: are you guys saving your money? are you being wise with your

finances? >> yeah. >> jimmy: why don't you believe that? >> diamonds are a good investment. >> jimmy: they are? >> yes. >> jimmy: yeah right. who told you that? >> my jeweler. >> jimmy: yeah right. exactly. like, how many -- do you guys have a million cars or anything like that? how many cars do each of you have. >> i have a couple. >> jimmy: more than two? >> love you, vinny! >> i love you, too. >> i got a ferrari, lambo, bentley. >> jimmy: so, you guys are definitely saving your money and being wise. how about you, ronnie? what is your story with cars? >> i have one car and invested my money in a lot of real estate right now. >> jimmy: okay, that's good. vinny? >> you want to see the audience go nuts? >> i have a car and i just bought my mother a truck for her birthday. [ applause ] >> jimmy: pauly? you buy your mother a truck? >> i was kidding. i mean -- [ applause ]

>> jimmy: you did -- >> it's okay. it's okay, vinny. i bought my sister a house for christmas. i live in it. >> jimmy: mike, every time i -- i think i see doctor every time i see you, you are getting a ticket from someone. what's going on here? the cops don't recognize you and let you off? >> you know what? once i moved down to miami, when i used to visit, they never used to give me tickets. once i moved down there -- >> jimmy: they got to know you and they wanted you in jail. i see you -- >> i got two, three tickets in one time. >> jimmy: you like to keep a low profile. [ laughter ] this is so nobody bothers you, right? >> my mom said that. why don't you just have a regular lie sense plate? i was like, you know, people bother you sometimes and i was like, you know what, mom, i don't know why. you have those license plates.

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>> jimmy: well, hello, we're back with the guys from "jersey shore." mariachi el bronx is on the way. you guys -- you shot the show in italy and then you went straight to jersey shore. no break, no reunion with your family in between. why did that do that? >> torture us. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what do you miss most about the united states after being in italy? >> um -- you know, we pretty much, like, missed our families so much. and i know pauly, he wanted a tan and -- >> yeah. >> the tans in italy didn't exist.

>> jimmy: are you kidding me? what kind of savage nation is that? >> you had to go to a nail salon to go tanning. >> jimmy: i noticed, vinny, you are not tan at all. >> yeah, my skin, like, rejects the tan. thank you. i love this audience. [ applause ] i think that's why they put him next to me. we're like a yin yang. >> jimmy: from the promos, it seemed like you quit the show. is that what happened? >> ah, i had some personal problems i had to go through in the beginning. the schedule was so crazy, going right from italy to jersey, 24 hours a day. so, it got real for me for a limb bit and i had to take care of myself. so, you'll see a good thing ends upcoming out of it. >> it was a big shock. if anything was going to leave, it was not vinny. he was the voice of reason in the show. >> jimmy: you were. you guys are tight. >> we would do stupid stuff -- not stupid stuff, but cray crazy. >> you don't realize what you

got til it's gone. >> jimmy: wow. now that would be the best hookup ever on the show. that would be the most amazing "jersey shore" ever. nothing ever -- you guys, in the shower, no hijinx, nothing like that? >> i don't know about them. >> jimmy: you're going to be the guy in prison that you have to bunch on the first day. >> soap on a rope. i don't understand. >> jimmy: soap's on a crucifix, it looks like. now, is this going to be your last season? do we know? >> we hope not. the fans want it. >> jimmy: pauly, you have a spin-off show. >> yes. >> jimmy: you're doing a spinoff. >> really excited about that. >> jimmy: do you each want to do spin off shows? i imagine mtv has asked each of you to do that. >> everybody has their own things going on. i don't know if we're allowed to

discuss everything. >> jimmy: this is, by the way, none of this leaves this room. we'll keep this -- you are among friends here. >> don't say anything, but -- >> jimmy: it's good to see you guys. a lot of fun watching the show. we enjoy it. wish you the best, always. "jersey shore," comes back to mtv, in case you didn't know, thursday at 10:00. we'll be right back with music from mariachi el bronx.

>> jimmy: this is their new self-titled album. here with the song "norteno lights," with some help from david hildalgo, mariachi el bronx. ♪ ♪ como te llamas como te llamas i swear i've seen you in my dreams ♪ ♪ now on the street

by chance we meet this twist of fate is crueler than it seems ♪ ♪ como te llamas como te llamas are you too beautiful to speak just gimme ♪ ♪ one single word before you turn and walk away from me i bet your father ♪ ♪ was too protective of you and that your mother kept you locked up in your room ♪ ♪ and all your brothers would tell you lies of devils in the sunrise qual es tu problema ♪ ♪ qual es tu problema am i not good enough for you what can i change ♪ ♪ or re-arrange my heart is true just tell me what to do ♪

♪ ♪ >> put your hands in the air, come on! yeah. ♪ there's a devil inside her one that fills her with pride love is just an annoyance

just a thorn in her side ♪ ♪ como te llamas como te llamas i swear i've seen you in my dreams ♪ ♪ now on the street by chance we meet this twist of fate is crueler than it seems ♪ ♪ como te llamas como te llamas are you too beautiful to speak just gimme ♪ ♪ one single word before you turn and walk away from me ♪ >> jimmy: i want to thank christina ricci, pauly, vinny, ronnie and the situation. i want toal poll jiz to matt damon, we ran out of time. tomorrow night dennis quaid,