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tonight -- channing tatum. the bachelor ben flajnik. and music from uh huh her. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's jimmy kimmel live and now, by the way, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, thank you. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. welcome, everybody. i know. love is in the air tonight. can you feel it? i hope y i really do. the bachelor is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he's here to make one of you his fiance. [ laughter ] and then in six months another

of you his fiance. those of you in our studio audience hasn't seen tonight's episode of "the bachelor." abc has once again managed to find a dangerously insane and/or damaged group of women. and once again trapped a seemingly nice guy named ben in a house with them and his mission is to try to get out of it alive. there's some real nuts in this bunch. i don't think at this point ben has any idea who they are. partly because they're pretty good at pretending they aren't crazy. partly because any time one of them starts to talk, he sticks his tongue down their throat. i wasn't be surprised if he makes out with me when he gets out here. i'm keeping my fingers crossed. [ applause ] saturday in a shock turn of events for his one-on-one date tonight, ben choels the model, a woman named courtney. they shot the whole season of

the show already but we're only on week two as far as the viewers go so i'll sit here and tell ben which women i think are demons and for all i know he's engaged to one of them. the other girl lucky enough to get a personal date with ben i like, her name is casey b. ben and casey went to a movie theater in his hometown of sonoma, where unbeknownst to them the movie they're about to see was their own home family videos. >> so we sit down and -- all a sudden i hear -- my laugh. from when i was like 3. and then all a sudden it's is my dad and i playing when i was little. all a sudden, the music changes and i see ben's name. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: you know, smoking helps you lose baby fat. there are two girls named casey on the show this season. casey s. and casey b. they use the initial from the last name to keep them straight like you do in first grade. it seems i don't know ben himself was ben f. when he was on the "bachelorette" last season because there was another ben. it seems silly. it's a lot of casey b.s. if you ask me. i would force a decision right at the top. week one, i'd say, pick a casey. that way we don't have to spend the next eight weeks listening to this. >> i think my dad would like casey b. casey b. casey b. casey s. casey b. casey s. casey b. casey s. courtney. >> jimmy: the women who didn't get to go on one-on-one dates with ben tonight went on a group date where they were asked to act in a play written by schoolchildren. the bachelorettes had to

audition for the kids who wrote the play. bakley who is hated by just about every woman on the show, wore a somewhat revealing outfit for the audition. it got mixed reviews from the play wrights/kids. >> her outfit today, we got lots of -- >> i'm not sure i would wear the striped romper with a very tight fitted chest area in front of children. >> that girl with the -- uh, like -- i wasn't a fan of hers. >> thank you. >> she did good. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i think we found our next bachelor. will you accept this lollipop? the contestants on the bachelor have a new challenge this season. on top of trying to impress ben, they have to snuggle up to his jack rustle terrier. his guy's name is scotch. ben sometimes takes scotch on

dates. scotch is so popular he's apparently getting his own show. >> bachelor ben flajnik isn't the only one looking for love. his little dog scotch is sniffing for a soul mate too. 25 dogs in heat frolic in the hot tub, lounge on the bed, rub their butts on the carpet and share romantic adventures all over the house. who will get the bone and who will get the boot? and one puppy playmate may not be what she seems. abc's "the bow-cheler, on the leash of love." only on abc. [ applause ] bachelor ben will be here later. channing tatum is here too. [ cheers and applause ] i'm not -- there's a lot of reality shows premiering tomorrow. it's the new hampshire

republican primary. fortunately, we won't have to see any of the contestants in a hot tub. saturday's debate aired here on abc and it was nice because it gave us a chance to see the human side of these usually serious political figures. >> we thought we might jump in on something personal. saturday night, again, as we meet. >> so if you weren't here running for president, governor perry what would you be doing on a saturday night? >> i'd probably be at the shooting range. >> instead of being shot at. >> yeah. >> speaker? >> i'd be watching the college championship basketball game. >> football game. >> i mean football game. >> i'd be doing the same thing with my family. we'd be huddled around and we'd be watching the championship game. >> it's football, i love it. >> jimmy: unfortunately for all them, not only wasn't there a college basketball championship saturday night there wasn't a college football championship on saturday night either. the college football championship game is tonight. two nights later. but it's fun watching them pretend to be guys, right?

what i want to know is who's the bonehead who gave rick perry a gun? man can barely operate his belt. did you see tim tebow throw that 80-yard touchdown pass? [ applause ] tim tebow threw an 80-yard touchdown pass to jesus to beat the steelers in overtime last night. the play of the day for me yesterday came from the wild world of bowling at the pba world championship qualifier in las vegas. >> you got a little bit more of a better handle of things. starting to figure things out. fagan lurking. oh, my goodness grachs! gracious! the damage he did to the oil over there. not to mention -- and stefl esteem. >> jimmy: that is rough. he did not advance to the next round but he's got an excellent chance to win the $10,000 grand prize on "america's funniest

home videos." the most exciting thing to happen in bowling, right? that's why it's important to lube your fingers with chicken wings before you bowl. i'd like to send congratulations to beyonce and jay-z who teamed up to impregnate one another and give birth to a baby girl on saturday. a baby beyonce if you will. the baby's name is blue ivy carter. they came up with the name by combining their favorite color, favorite president and favorite poisonous vine. blue ivy sounds like a strand of medical marijuana, doesn't it? or a slurpie maybe? blue ivy is 7 pounds, reportedly happy, healthy and already nominated for six grammys and a people's choice award so congratulations. [ applause ] in other exciting celebrity parent news, a big announcement this morning from the gosselin compound. kate gosselin is giving her fans a unique opportunity to join her on a cruise to the caribbean. so your move, somali pirates.

[ laughter ] being trapped at sea with kate gosselin and her kids, that doesn't sound like a vacation to me. it sounds like a punishment from a greek myth. tickets range from $1900 to more than $3,000 per person. or you can just go to walmart and listen to mothers yell at their children for free. as you might expect, kate is bringing' camera crew along to possibly turn the trip into a reality show. i saw the promo for this. it looks like they might actually have a decent idea. >> 3,000 passengers. one reality show legend. they've had enough of her attitude. >> i don't get it. >> but only one will be lucky enough to throw kate gosselin overboard. kate, kate, human bait. only on discovery. >> jimmy: yeah, that's going to

be a great show. one of the best ones ever. rapper known as snoop dogg ran into some trouble with the law over the weekend. police in texas found just under half an ounce of marijuana on his tour bus. under half an ounce? maybe they arrested him for disappointing them. snoop dogg should have at leetch least a pound of marijuana on him. it happens to be the same town where willie nelson got busted in 2010. they really have it out for guys with braids i guess. the drugs were found hiding in the -- they had them hiding in the trash can of the bus. a drug sniffing dog found them. snoop dogg betrayed by a snooping dog. the irony is almost mind-boggling. but it did happen. this is crazy. arresting snoop dogg for smoking pot is like arresting the sun for sunshining. it's what he does. [ laughter ] here's another entertaining drug-related arrest. a man in wisconsin was arrested for drinking and using drugs near a park which you cannot do.

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[ cheers and applause ] it seems like there's a lot of excitement. a lot of female excitement. [ laughter ] not everyone's excited. there are a lot -- between me, you, the bachelor, there are a lot of abs in this room, like, 13 of them i think. how's everything? how's everything going? >> fantastic, man. >> jimmy: you've been so busy, haven't you? >> very much so. >> jimmy: you have five movies this year. >> i really did not mean for that to happen. some were supposed to be last year. throughout the whole studio and director conflicts, they just all came out this year. >> jimmy: i guess you have no control over that. >> not at all. >> jimmy: aren't two of your movies coming out the same day? >> yep. >> jimmy: that's great. does anyone go like, hey, maybe we should -- should be some sort of separation between them? >> i don't know. i kind of am enjoying it because one's a stripper movie and one's

going to be g.i. joe so -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: we talked a little bit last time you were here, you at one time in your life, you were a stripper, right? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: a male stripper. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it seems important to say male stripper as if you'd have a sex change operation. you were a male stripper. it's like male nurse. you throw that in there. >> you have to. >> jimmy: you talked to stephen soderbergh and told him the story? >> i told him i was a stripper for like eight months in my life between 18 and 19 years of age. he's like, that would make a great movie. you should write it. i'm like, okay, i'll get to that. then i read in a news article or magazine article that he would direct it if i ever did actually make it a film. i called him up, like, how much crap is in this article? he's like, we should sit down. we went to carneys on sun set. >> jimmy: the hot dog place?

>> and over a hot dog, we decided to do the movie. >> jimmy: how fitting. >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah, literally, he's like, we should both finance it. you should write it with your buddy, reed carolin, which is my partner. >> jimmy: did you say, whoa, what is this we should both finance this part? >> i didn't know if i had enough money to finance it but i was like totally. i can do it. i'll figure it out. panhandle. >> jimmy: this is something you're really -- you're all in on this one. >> literally all in. i'm like checking my wallet every day. >> jimmy: and matthew mcconaughey is in the movie. how did you convince him to take his shirt off? normally he's so shy. he doesn't do that sort of thing. >> i can promise you this will be one of the best performances of his life. if he doesn't have a statute on his shelf afterwards, i'm going to make him one and put it up there. i promise you he could not be more fitting. >> jimmy: how sad would that be

if you have to make him one? he had a homemade oscar on his shelf. like, what is that? i don't know, channing tatum made it for me. he carved it out of wood. it's actually a hot dog. >> bronze a carney's hot dog. >> jimmy: so you're excited. >> very much so. >> jimmy: stephen soderbergh, you did this movie with him too. >> yeah, "haywire." >> jimmy: fantastic. that's a big deal. >> he's on the top maybe two three directors. >> jimmy: >> jimmy: who do you put above him? >> above him? steven? this is going to make him upset. god. i'll put god above him. no, fincher. i'm just kidding. that's one of his greatest friends. >> jimmy: whomever it was, it will not make him happy. >> no. thanks for putting me on the spot. >> jimmy: what did you parents think about the fact you were stripping when you were a teenager? >> they did not know. >> jimmy: what did they think you were up to? >> i kind of disappeared for

that eight months. >> jimmy: i've been doing channing's laundry and there are a lot of dollar bills in his underpants. >> it's really awkward when you go to try to pay for something and you pull out this nice big sweaty wad of one dollar bills and you're like, one, two. >> jimmy: now are they -- well, i imagine now they are happy that it happened because you parlayed it into something. >> i'm not in the house though so you can't catch me anymore. >> jimmy: are they involved with your life and your career, excited about it? >> not involved but very excited. they can't even believe it's happening. i can't believe it either. >> jimmy: you put your dad in one of these movies. >> yes, to shut him up. >> jimmy: because he was asking you to be in a movie. >> no, just because he gives me criticism on every single part that i do. he's like, yeah, it was good. but don't blink. don't -- don't blink at all. i mean at all. just don't blink. you don't see steve mcqueen

blinking. you don't see, you know -- >> jimmy: because he's dead. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he's in the middle of one long permanent blink. >> nice. >> jimmy: really. >> no, no, so -- >> jimmy: have you tried not blinking? >> i have. you look like you're crying in every scene. >> jimmy: your eyes are on fire. did you get together with your family for the holidays? >> i did. we hung out. we did dallas with my wife, with her mom down there, then we went to big sur after that. >> jimmy: northern california area. >> yep, for new year's. and new year's was beautiful and then after new year's day was a little harder. >> jimmy: what happened? >> i got poison ivy. >> jimmy: oh, my god, wow. >> yeah. and then that night actually was a very interesting night as well. so we went for a hike that day. we came back. and i was hungry, you know, as you are after a hike. i look into the cooler and there's a beautiful subway sandwich sitting in some old

cooler water and, obviously, i'm like, delicious. i wolfed that thing down. go to sleep that night in the tend. i wake up around 4:00. i'm like -- yeah, i'm going to throw up. i'm definitely going to throw up. so i like crawled to the -- i'm fiddling -- my wife wakes up. i'm like, i'm going to throw up. she somehow comes over. i couldn't get it open. she in one fell swoop gets it open. >> jimmy: gets what open? >> gets the tent open. >> jimmy: oh, the tent, okay. >> and let's just say i released the demons. >> jimmy: into the wild? >> yes. i can't imagine what the campsite next door was thinking. it was horrible. it was an exodus. and then so my beautiful wife takes me down to the public restroom that was in this campground -- >> jimmy: nice. >> and i just basically am hugging the toilet for, you know, pretty much -- >> jimmy: those are the best toilets to hug too.

>> on the ground, literally laying on the ground, like ah. then here comes my wife. baby, baby, baby, there's a mountain lion outside. >> jimmy: what? >> i'm, like, shut up. i'm just, like, no, there's not. no, seriously, it's looking right at me. i get up. like, this isn't happening. ingo outside. yep, there's a mountain lion sitting right up on the ridge and it's looking dead at me. i was like, all right. so i'm, like, now i'm looking for weapons. i'm like trying to figure out if i can smash the mirror or rip the toilet seat off or something and i'm freaking out. so finally i just decide i would just projectile vomit. >> jimmy: that's what they say to do. >> so i grab the flashlight and we start to slowly inch out. my wife is -- somehow she thinks it's safer in my armpit. draped over my head like behind me. we start inching out. i look up and it's not moving at

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the hair. it's like she becomes a killer. >> jimmy: you have to fight her? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that has to be strange to fight a woman just to start with. >> yeah, you're so programmed your entire life never to hit a woman. i grew up in the south. that's just not heard of. even though they probably do it down there. and i don't do that. but then it comes time to actually have to smash a bottle on her face. sitting across from me. like, i can't do this. and then she called me the "p" word and it became a lot easier. >> jimmy: poppy? >> come on, poppy. >> jimmy: had to muster up kind of the -- >> as soon as i did it, i realized i made a huge mistake. the look that came back in her eyes made me do a lot of calculating in probably one nano second. i'm like, i can get to the door, get out of here and hold the door shut for a little while till she kicks it through. it was a lot of calculating.

>> jimmy: i always thought it would be, you know, to be in a fight scene in a movie where the hero and you win would be something i'd watch over and over again. but here you wind up in a fight scene where you get beaten up by a woman who weighs how many pounds? >> i don't know. i have no idea. >> jimmy: 130 pounds or something. >> totally. >> jimmy: we have the clip here. if you don't mind, i think it's probably a good idea to show it. >> awesome. >> jimmy: here it is. it's called "haywire." it opens january 20th. >> you're really not getting in the car, are you? >> no. >> thank you. >> you got any -- >> you need to get in the car. >> jimmy: oh, see, now that's

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i always get myself confused with jimmy fallon. please welcome the bachelor ben flajnik! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what's happening? how are you? >> good, my man. >> jimmy: everything's good? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'm going to try to get into your soul right now. for those who don't know, you're on "the bachelorette" last season. >> right. >> jimmy: and you actually got down on one knee to propose to ashley. >> yeah. >> jimmy: which she should not have probably let you get down on the knee. i would have stopped you before the knee hit the ground. it was painful. >> yeah, in that moment, yeah. >> jimmy: but ultimately probably a good thing. >> i think so. >> jimmy: i think so too. because now you're mowing sexually through all of these women. >> i don't -- >> jimmy: you are unbelievable. i was -- i actually watched the show last night.

he's making out with everyone. >> yeah, there's a lot of making out this season. a little bit of nudity too. >> jimmy: i saw that too, yeah, yeah. and is that something you decided up front? i think if i was in that situation, i'd go, i better control myself, because i know at the end i'm going to have to sit there with whomever i wind up with and watch all this and i'm going to be in big, big trouble. >> yes and no. you kind of -- you know what you're getting yourself into. i figure all these ladies know that too. i had to go through the process. so it's a have to. >> jimmy: so you're just committed to this. >> exactly. >> jimmy: as an artist. >> committed to the cause. an artist. exactly. >> jimmy: we don't know -- obviously you're done taping the whole show. >> yep, yeah. >> jimmy: we don't know who you're with. if you're with anyone. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: maybe, and i think if anyone could do this, maybe pick a couple of the girls and you're living with them in a threesome. >> it's funny you say that because last week when i'm

watching this thing i'm seeing this girl on girl action, thinking, where was i when this was going on? >> jimmy: really. >> i don't get to see everything. >> jimmy: you didn't know any of that? >> obviously, it's a big house. so my conversations are lengthy, in different parts, but i don't get to see everything. >> jimmy: would you have been up for that if a couple girls decided to take to the fantasy suite? >> i think any man in his right mind probably would. >> jimmy: very good. now, you're living up there in sonoma where everybody knows you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and everybody knows what's going on. there are probably ex-girlfriends roaming around. >> no, not in sonoma. >> jimmy: you had them all deported? >> san francisco -- i reside in san francisco. but the winery's up in sonoma so i'm up there four days a week. the majority of my time is in san francisco. >> jimmy: your ex-girlfriend is coming to the show. why? >> i don't know if it's an ex-girlfriend. it's someone people will recognize.

that's for sure. i can't confirm it's an ex-girlfrie ex-girlfriend. >> jimmy: is it oprah? >> yes, it could be oprah. >> jimmy: obviously you can't tell us who you're with. what i do want to ask is -- we see some of these women. for instance, blakely, blakely appears to be insane. and yet it doesn't seem like you know that yet. >> clearly i have no idea what i'm doing. after week two -- i mean, you've just met these women and you have, you know, brief conversations with them and you try to trust your gut and you go with your instinct. clearly i haven't been doing that good of a job. >> jimmy: did you know all the other girls didn't like her? >> no. >> jimmy: no one said, hey -- >> no. >> jimmy: she's terrible, this one, nobody rolled their eyes or anything? >> no, because my conversations with these women, what i think are great, you know, and things are going wonderfully but the relationship with the house is something that i don't get to see.

>> jimmy: i got you. nobody clues you in on that stuff. >> no, no. >> jimmy: okay. now, courtney who is the model and possibly -- argument you could say is the most physically attractive of the bunch. were you surprised to see her behaving the way she did tonight? >> it's surprising to see all of these women and how they interact with each other. >> jimmy: she particularly said -- she was almost like twisting the knife a little bit. >> sure. >> jimmy: she's like, how does it taste to have those words come out of your mouth? >> sick burn. that's a -- you know. those moments are tough to watch with any of these women because in your mind you want all of them to get along. but that's not the case. >> jimmy: sometimes i think you would watch it and go, wait a minute, are these women competing for me? is that really what they're in it for? do they want to beat each other? >> i don't know. i still don't know. >> jimmy: are you with one of them now? >> that i can't tell you. >> jimmy: you can't tell me that.

but is it possible that -- well, i guess -- i don't know, i guess you can't answer that. i was going to say something to the effect is it possible what you see on television will affect your state of mind right now? >> that's another tough question. because you feel like you've gone through this process. i felt like i navigated it accordingly and correctly to my standards anyway and i have no regrets in how everything played out. you watch these things and you can't help be affected by them because they're things that happened. whether or not you can look past them, i don't know. >> jimmy: true or false. the girls that none of the girls in the house like are always bad? >> false. >> jimmy: false? >> yeah. >> jimmy: really? interesting. see, i think that's the thing. same thing with the guys too. if all the other guys in the house don't like the guy, that's a very bad sign i think. i think it's the same with the women. >> it's hard. the guys are different. my experience on "the bachelorette," the guys kind of bro down and it becomes

fratern fraternal. there aren't a lot of enemies. the women -- it's different. they're much more catty. i don't want to generalize or anything like that but they're very competitive. >> jimmy: it does seem like there are more guys who will hang out with each other. >> right, like constantine and i, lucas, we're all high fiving. how was your date? that kind of thing. but it's very different. >> jimmy: maybe it was that kind of laissez-faire attitude that ashley reacted to. >> exactly. >> jimmy: ashley's been watching "the bachelor." are you aware of that? she was tweeting about it tonight. >> really? >> jimmy: i think that's got to be weird, isn't it? >> i don't think so. i talked to j.p. last week when i was in new york. >> jimmy: you did. will you go to the wedding? >> if there's an invitation, sure. >> jimmy: if there's a wedding, never mind an invitation. you know how these things go. i would like to predict my final four. your final four. i guess you should have them. i predict casey b. will be in your final four. she seems nice. i predict lindsay c. will be in

your final four. >> okay. >> jimmy: she's the one that came in on the horse. i predict nicky will be in your final four. and i predict the evil courtney will be in your final four as well. and who knows, maybe you even picked courtney. and then, who knows, maybe she tried to stab you in your sleep. >> who knowns. >> jimmy: you know. you just won't tell us. >> that's true, i do. i'm sworn to secrecy. >> jimmy: because you're afraid you'll be sued? they won't sue you. nothing will happen. what are they going to do, really? send mickey mouse to your house to kill you? >> i don't have that kind of money. >> jimmy: let's just be done with it. tell us what happened. it's going to make it a lot easier on you. >> you're right, you're right. >> jimmy: if there is a wedding, will you have it on television? >> i don't know. i don't know if my tv days are done or not. >> jimmy: i predict you will not. i think you have no idea why you did this in the first place. [ applause ]

>> you know what, you're absolutely right. >> jimmy: well, i hope it all worked out. i'm sure it will all work out for you. ben flajnik, everybody. the bachelor. thanks for being here. be right back with music from hu huh her.

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