>> reporter: i'm david wright for "nightline." >> i didn't think steven was so bad. remember, "good morning america" tomorrow. good night, america. tonight on an all new jimmy kimmel looiv. >> we got three quarters of an inch of rain today. it was scary. one of my arms got wet on the way. >> kiefer sutherland. >> the picture is what i ended up dressing up as to deep fry the turkey. >> bear grylls. >> into that, and we have fire. >> yo, yo, i'm sorry your house burned down but you can't sing. that's my

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's an all new jim "jimmy kimmel l." tonight -- kiefer sutherland. bear grylls. and music from young the giant. and now, stars i know, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's jimmy kimmel live [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you. that's very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for -- [ cheers and applause ]

braving the elements to be here with us tonight. i'm glad you're in a good mood. it was not such a -- it rained today. which we don't usually allow in l.a. but the guys outside in the spider-man costumes needed a wash so it worked out. we got three quarters of inch of rain today. it was scary. one of my arms got wet on the way. it should be nice tomorrow. it's supposed to be sunny and almost 80 this week. just in case anyone needed another reason to hate us. [ laughter ] some parts of new hampshire and michigan got down negative 6 tonight. areas of utah got 28 inches of snow over the weekend. there were hundreds of car crashes in utah. this is from bountiful utah. someone had the good sense to videotape this. we appreciate this sort of thing. look at this. this is a street where cars were just crashing over and over and over again. people were walking out in the middle of the street. you know, the general rule is --

accelerate as you -- into the skid. by the way, shouldn't that snowplow have been plowing snow? [ laughter ] if you want to make it on youtube, the best thing to do is careen wildly into the bushes. i mean, it's absolutely crazy. watch this one. ooh. anyway, it was the best episode of "abc's winter wipeout" yet i think. that's crazy. the matchup for super bowl xlv is set. the new england patriots will face off with the new york giants in a rematch of super bowl 2008, xlii, i guess. [ applause ] i tell yowl what, i'm personally just glad we're going to hear about the often overlooked new york/boston sports rivalry because -- the giants are in their spot with the road win over the 49ers in san francisco. this is pretty good. this is from espn "sunday nfl

countdown" show before the game. former minnesota vikings wide receiver cris carter gave his thoughts on quarterback alex smith from -- well, here, i'll let him take it. >> i feel a lot more confident about him since he settled in. hard ball. when they get a major weapon. if you look at steve young and joe montana, their success was tied to the weaponry they put around them. you put the same type of weaponry around him, i'll have far more confidence. >> jimmy: see, that's where weapons go, on a weapons tree. you put those around him. [ laughter ] numerous weapons will sprout. the baltimore ravens lost a heartbreaker yesterday. their kicker, if you didn't see it, missed an easy field goal. would have sent the game into overtime against the patriots. obviously, the players were upset. i don't think any of the players were as upset as this ravens fan we found on youtube today was. >> it's like the worst luck ever. >> you're kidding me. >> [ bleep ] [ bleep ], you

piece of [ bleep ]. you've been all reliable all [ bleep ] season. get the [ bleep ] out of my house right now. don't want to hear jack [ bleep ] from any of you. you guys are [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ]! get the [ bleep ] out now! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's so ravens. [ applause ] i've been there myself. i really wish -- i wish we could make that guy our next "bachelor." i know they probably wouldn't go for it. [ laughter ] instead of giving roses, get the [ bleep ] out. the patriots brought their big gun out for the national anthem yesterday. steven tyler did the honors. in case you missed it of how that went. ♪ over the land of the free ♪ yeah >> jimmy: you know, i think the problem was he didn't make it his song. you got to make it your song, you know? [ laughter ]

what was he wearing, by the way? what kind of an outfit is this he has on? you know, i make a lot of jokes about steven tyler looking like an old woman but he's now wearing bedazzled scarfs. he looks like something you pull out of elton john's shower drain. honestly, something your grandmother would wear. [ cheers and applause ] after the game, fox ran an episode of "american idol." and this was the highlight. it's time once again for steven tyler's creepy leer of the night. ♪ you know how i feel >> mm. [ applause ] >> jimmy: they are going to have to put some sort of safety glass between him and the contestants. i watched some of the "american idol" last night. these audition epepisodes, they become so predictable. whenever you see they have a crazy look in their eye, you know their singing is going to

be bad. whenever someone comes in with a heart warming story, you know they're going to be good. as soon as you hear ryan seacrest say, as she waits for her audition, cassie richards is trying to overcome a case of nerves but overcoming obstacles is nothing new for cassie. can i get some sad music? ♪ when she was 3 years old, cassie's dad died in a water balloon accident. she was 5, her mother was abducted by clowns. at 8 years old, cassie donated her liver to her brother but before doctors had a chance to do the transplant, her liver was eaten by the family dog. and now she's here for one last shot. and then cassie sings like an angel. just once, i would like her to suck after the story. yo, yo, i'm sorry your house burned down but you can't sing. that's my randy jackson impersonation. thank you. [ applause ]

i do -- i do them all. tomorrow night, i'll do my j. lo, it's fantastic. some of the contestants on this show are so bad, they don't even sound human. i've seen animals on youtube that sing better. we put together a game to prove that. we're going to play a sound. you have to guess whether the sound was made by an "american idol" contestant or an animal on youtube. it's a game we've cleverly titled "idol or animal." okay. [ applause ] why is it german tech know mukn that goes with it? here's our first sound. listen closely. all right, was that idol or animal? >> i do! >> jimmy: mixed group. all right. let's find out. ♪ >> jimmy: that's right.

let's hear another one. listen. ♪ all right, was that -- >> "i do." >> jimmy: "i dole." let's find out. ♪ >> jimmy: that was "idol." all right. noise number three. ♪ >> "idol." >> jimmy: "idol or animal." all right, we have a mix. let's look. now that's a dog, right? yo-yo dog. all right. let's hear the sound. ♪ >> "i dol." ♪ >> jimmy: we got one more. we have a couple more. all right, let's listen again.

♪ >> animal. >> jimmy: animal? okay, let's see. [ applause ] pretty good at this. a few more. ♪ >> "idol." >> let's look at the videotape. ♪ parrots are tough. one more. one more. ♪ >> "idol." >> jimmy: you're saying "idol." and it is -- ♪ kind of both. both answers. [ applause ] hey, speaking of animals, a new episode of "the bachelor" tonight here on abc. tonight, bachelor ben continued to tongue his way through a

flock of desperate young women. he took them on a group date. they went horse back riding and fly-fishing in park city, utah. during the date, a gal named samantha pulled ben aside to ask why she hasn't been getting alone time with him. >> i wanted to talk to you because i've been on three straight group dates and i don't know what that means. >> uh-huh. >> i really would like that one on one time and see if that -- like if it can get further. >> i have such crazy feelings for this guy. i feel like i should already have a ring on my finger. >> jimmy: well. needless to say, she was eliminated immediately. he didn't even wait for the rose ceremony. he cut her loose right there on the spot. one contestant who did get some one-on-one time with bill was rachel. she got to go on a helicopter ride. to me the interesting part of "the bachelor" is watching when the women who airport on the solo date get together to say terrible things about the one who is. for whatever reason, this date

with rachel really brought out the worst in one of them. >> see you, girls. >> don't miss me too much. >> bye. >> what he does with them, i don't want to know. i don't want to see you in a helicopter with another girl. i don't. >> helicopter. >> oh, wow, really? are you kidding me? >> this came out of nowhere. >> they hate me now. >> jimmy: that's a wrap on the season i guess. [ applause ] by the way, some big news for "bachelor" fans. the mansion they shoot the bachelor and the bachelorette in is for rent. it rents for $2,100 a night. as do most of the former bachelorettes, by the way. i said most. it's in sonoma. it can be rented whenever they're not taping the shows. the property has six bedrooms, nine bathrooms and 8,000 square

feet of crying space if you're interested. by the way, this is -- you know, $2,100 a night, not bad. i mean, keep in mind, this is the place where jake pavelco met vienna girardi. this is pretty great. this weekend, show time added a new member to their team of boxing analyst. a veteran named chuck. he made his debut from the palms hotel in las vegas. i think honestly i might have a new favorite sportscaster. >> also joining our broadcast team tonight, a man who had a long and distinguished career as a ring judge, over 3,000 fights judged, 132 of those were world championship matches. chuck will join us tonight to give us special insimts. chuck, tell our viewers a little bit about what you're going to be doing on this broadcast tonight. >> thank you, al. tonight, i will be taking you inside the mind of a judge. tonight, i'll be taking you the mind of a judge.

[ bleep ] >> jimmy: well, he did what he promised. [ applause ] he took us inside the mind of a judge. there's no one in there. nothing in before we go any further, i like to wish each of you a happy chinese new year. [ applause ] last night, more than 1 billion people gathered in chinese times square watching chinese ryan seacrest banter awkwardly with chinese will.i.am. big celebrations in china last night. this morning, the president of china, hu jintao, was nice enough to tell his people what their new year's resolutions are going to be this year. [ speaking foreign language ] >> you will all lose five pounds by march. you also resolve to get organized. learn the harmonica. and be nicer to your mother-in-law. if you do not have a mother-in-law, one will be provided for you.

that is all. >> jimmy: all right, well, that seems reasonable. [ applause ] and one more thing, you know, there's a big announcement from youtube today. they announced they're now averaging 4 billion views a day. they've had a 25% increase in viewership over the last eight months. which makes me wonder, does youtube get 4 billion views a day because people don't have jobs or do people not have jobs because they're watching youtube 4 billion times a day? it's a lot of views, 4 billion. but when you see videos like this, it really makes sense. this is footage of a marine named adam and his friend allen. they went on the giant sling shot ride at the magical midway park in orlando. adam was nervous. you'll see at the beginning, he asked the ride operator to give him a countdown before the ride starts and you'll also see that request was ignored. >> here we go. here we go. [ bleep ] here we go. >> hey, can you give me like a

countdown? [ screaming ] countdown! [ screaming ] what kind of countdown was that! [ screaming ] >> jimmy: he's right, wasn't much of a countdown. hope fli hopefully our enemies never have a roller coaster. we have a good show tonight. we have bear grylls here. we'll be right back with kiefer sutherland so stick around. cigarette? you coming?

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giant from the bud light stage. you can see young the giant, they've got a tour starting february 8th at the fillmore in san francisco. tomorrow night we'll be joined by elizabeth banks, from "southland." ben mckenzie, and have music from mindless behavior. and later this week, cuba gooding jr., andre agassi, jb smoove, sarah hyland from "modern family" -- and music from big freda and from seal. so please join us for those shows. it's been a year and eight months since our first guest stopped saving the world. it's a miracle that any of us are alive. on wednesday night, he returns to fox with a new show called "touch." a special one-hour series preview airs wednesday night at 9:00. please say hello to kiefer sutherland. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: very good to see you. >> thanks for having me back. >> jimmy: it's always a pleasure to have you here. i'm glad you're back on tv. i really liked your show. i watched it. we'll talk about that in a minute. >> thanks very much. >> jimmy: you were shooting all day today, right? >> got up at about a quarter to 5:00. >> jimmy: wow. you know, it's -- sometimes people -- >> i was just walking in. >> jimmy: on "24" i was in every single bit of that show and maybe i should ease off a little and you did not do that. >> i was doing a play in new york, and i was sent a script. when i found out it was a television show, i said, i'm not quite ready to go back yet. they said, trust me, you're going to have to read this. i did. around page 30, i went, well, in the jack bauer vernacular, i went "damn it." i knew i was going to have to -- i wanted to do this. >> jimmy: it's hard to complain because bear grylls, who's our next guest, gets attacked by wolves and that sort of thing on his show. >> no, i've watched him jump out of a helicopter or two. he's got a tougher grind than i ever did.

>> jimmy: definitely. are you that kind of a guy, an adventurer? >> not really, no. pretty much fake it. >> jimmy: you do, yeah. >> i think the last time i was camping, my oldest daughter wanted to try this outward bound program for summer, and parent of the deal was at the end of everything that they learned, one of their parents had to go with them on this trip. and we climbed -- >> jimmy: it's mom's job, right? >> yeah. we climbed about 3,000 vertical feet. i showed up with all the proper equipment. i looked like the deal. and my daughter was 16 at the time. and after three days, i came leadershiping out of the mountain with a stick, barely clinging to life, and she was -- she was just kind of as light and effervescent as ever. kicked my ass. kicked my ass. that was the end of my camping career. >> jimmy: you brought a photograph. before i show this, i like to ask you to take us through what was going on here. you were cooking. >> well, yeah, i was talking to

someone earlier and they had -- they said, well what are you going to talk about on kimmel? and i just found it quite ironic that everything i had done as jack bauer for eight years and here, this is a picture i was making a thanksgiving dinner and i wanted to deep fry a turkey. i was telling some friends. i'd ordered this indoor deep friar which i think right there is a dangerous item. and so -- and i'm not very active on the computer. i'm not one of the 4 billion people that are on every day. >> jimmy: you're not. >> and so but my friends are so they ought brought over computers to show me how dangerous this was. i think i watched about four houses burn down and a couple kitchens explode. so i got very nervous. the picture is what i actually ended up dressing up as to deep fry the turkey. and it worked. >> jimmy: you're wearing snoopy's outfit here, the red baron. where do you even get something like that? is that laying around the house?

>> no, i the ball those off eddie the eagle. >> jimmy: how small was this turkey? like a two pound turkey. >> it was a five pound turkey breast. >> jimmy: a turkey breast, okay. i think that's cheating. >> i think the bones make it more dangerous. >> jimmy: the only way to burn the house down is with the whole turkey that's still frozen on the inside. >> it's got to be frozen on the inside. apparently the water and hot oil are a dangerous mixture. >> jimmy: turkeys kill more humans than alligator i think but they do it after they're dead. >> i think dennis hayesburg does the allstate ad or something like that. >> jimmy: this should be the plot of the "24" movie. you are doing a "24" movie, right? [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, we're aiming to start -- thank you very much. hopefully mid-april. >> jimmy: start shooting it mid-april. any idea when it would come out? >> i don't. >> jimmy: will it be minute by minute like the television show? >> no, it's actually -- for us it's a great break. we will not do it in real time. the two-hour film will be a representation of a 24-hour day

which give us all of a sudden jack bauer can get on a plane and you don't have to sit with him for the whole ride. >> jimmy: wouldn't it be awesome though if you actually had a 24-hour long movie? i mean, i belt -- i would definitely go to that. >> would you? >> jimmy: there's no question about it. >> you and i would be the only ones in line. >> jimmy: no, no, there would be about 800 other lunatics probably. you could charge a lot for the tickets. i mean, think of it that way. >> that's right. 120 bucks. >> jimmy: you'll be able to do things you couldn't do on television i would imagine. >> i think the vernacular has changed a little. probably swear. i think i'll probably only square onswear once. that's 100% more than he ever got to do before. >> jimmy: you know, "stand by me" which is one of your first movies, which is a great movie. [ cheers and applause ] had a -- i guess over the summer, 25th anniversary of that movie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and this is a movie that -- it's interesting because it seems like -- everyone's age grew up with this movie. i think parents passed it down

to their kids. >> me too. >> jimmy: did you with your kids? >> i was 18 when i made it. no, i grew up with it. >> jimmy: grew up on it. >> yeah, it was -- there's a sad memory for me just because i really -- i liked river phoenix so much and he passed at such an early age. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and he was one of those wonderful young actors. he couldn't have been more than 13 or 14 at the time. and he was the one that would call you in your room every night and go, do you mind running over lines with me for the scene. >> jimmy: really? >> he just loved it so much. you could just seal that he was going to be a really special actor and he was. and it was just -- i -- just every time i think about the film i get very sad about not having him around. >> jimmy: well, that's a bummer. >> sorry, sorry. >> jimmy: no. but that's -- >> but i also -- i enjoin watching it because he was really such a -- >> jimmy: i want to ask you about a story that's much lighter than that. but about jerry o'connell. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: there's a rumor and i want to ask you about this. because -- >> how do you know about this

story? >> jimmy: i heard it from someone. but that he ate something while -- during shooting that he should not have eaten. >> oh, that's just the end part of the story. >> jimmy: oh, okay. all right. well, can you tell it to us? >> we were shooting in eugene, oregon, and they were having a hippie fair. i think he only saw fair and carnival and thought it would be rides. and i don't know how he did it, and you have to understand this is all i've heard, i wasn't there. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> but apparently, he managed to tie his baby sitter up to the banister and snuck out for the evening and went to the fair and bought some cookies. and they were not the appropriate cookies for a 13-year-old on the run. and they found him crying in the park. he was lost and completely disoriented and we had to shut down for two days. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's sort of the -- >> -- for a little while. >> jimmy: the director's cut. that's when you want a frozen turkey, you know? we're going to take a quick break. we'll talk about your new show, terrific new show, called

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how did you do that? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is the new show. kiefer sutherland is here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i enjoyed the show immensely, i really did. >> thank you. >> jimmy: the idea of the show -- i think it's probably better if you explain it. >> it really centers around the relationship between a father and a son. my son has been diagnosed with severe autism. danny glo yny govnor plays a sc who says he is actually representative of a very small group of people who have further evolved than we and they can see patterns that we don't see. that allow them to have great insight into our past and they can see into the future. it was based off a chinese fable called the red thread that says all the people supposed to come into contact with each other over the course of a lifetime

are connected by a loose thread wrapped around the ankle and it can stretch and bend but can't break. we in our society have broken that thread. my son is using me to try to put all the pieces back together the way they should be. >> jimmy: it's very good, very interesting. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: you're -- in an unusual way because you're going to give a peal vireview of the . >> we're going to keep airing it till it works. >> jimmy: the show doesn't come on till march. >> we have a sneak preview on wednesday, the 25th. and then we're going to -- >> jimmy: every two months you'll give another episode. >> till we get the number we want. >> jimmy: perfect. >> yeah, yeah, great plan, it's commitment. yeah, no, and then -- then we will put it out over the internet. there will be all kinds of ways to view it as well. and then we will do a global launch. we'll be the first show i think to open kind of worldwide all at the same time. we'll open europe, in asia. we'll open in south america.

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. still to come, young the giant. our next guest makes his living intentionally endangering his own life. he has a tv show called "man vs. wild" and, starting in may, he has a new live show coming to your city to possibly endanger you. it's called "mud, sweat and tears live." please welcome the unkillable bear grylls.

how you doing? >> yeah, good, surviving. >> jimmy: thanks for coming. >> at least not under your desk this time. >> jimmy: i guess -- >> still putting the gum under there? >> jimmy: we did a little something, for those that didn't see, where you were trapped under my desk but you escaped. how's everything going? >> good, busy. >> jimmy: you do so much dumb stuff, it's hard to believe you're not american, you know? >> i've dropped on my head a lot at a young age. >> jimmy: how many seasons of your show "man versus wild" have you done? >> just wrapped season six of the show. [ applause ] >> jimmy: when will you declare a winner? will there ever be a winner declared? >> i'm slowly learning the wild is -- the wild really is a winner. >> jimmy: i think what people don't know about you is you have

a family. you have little kids and a wife and while you're off doing this crazy stuff, they're probably at home hoping you come back home, right? >> yeah, i got three young boys. jesse, marmaduke and huckleberry. and they're totally wild. >> jimmy: you decided to let them be endangered on the schoolyard instead of -- marmaduke, huh? >> well, marmaduke -- >> jimmy: you know that's a cartoon dog over here, right? >> i know, everyone in america says you can't call your son after a dog. in the uk, marmaduke was a great world war i fighter pirate ace. >> jimmy: he was? so was snoopy, you know. >> but no, no, they're fun kids. they love all of this. >> jimmy: i bet they do. you must be the coolest dad that ever walked the earth, i mean, really. how could you ever tell them not to do anything? >> i'm always telling them not to do stuff. i came home the other day, i was doing a workout, and i said to

jesse, listen, just fill up my water bottle. i'm outside, training. he comes back and he's grinning and gives me the water bottle. i take a swig. he's peeed in it. oh, you peed in my water bottle. what are you doing? >> he goes, papa, i saw you pee in the snake skin. i said, look, do as i say and not as i do. he goes, you tell people to pee in the snake skin. it is a lost cause. i mean, their teacher said to me the other day, said, listen, it's all well and good marmaduke knowing how to take the doors off a helicopter and knowing how to repel out of it but his mathematics is really suffering, you know? and part of me thinks brilliant because that's exactly what i was like as a young kid. the other part thinks, you've got to do the mathematics. >> jimmy: what does your wife think about it? >> she says, look, we've got to have a girl. she's telling me to wear tighter

underpants for six months. >> jimmy: if you did have a girl -- >> i hate tight underpants. >> jimmy: you think that actually has some effect on the sex of a baby? >> apparently. i'm not the expert. i've always gone commando since i was about 14. >> jimmy: i think she -- >> one of our crew said you can't go commando because his wife works in an old people's home. he said, she can always tell the people who have never worn underpants. so now i'm trying to wear them a bit more. [ laughter ] not quite sure how we got on to my underpants. >> jimmy: you're working on things. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: tell me about this live show. what do you do live on stage? after -- do you kill anyone? >> we took it to australia. we've been back there. we've gone to the uk. we come here in may. beargryllslive.com. tickets available. we swing from the rooftops, throw snakes around. >> jimmy: real snakes? >> yeah, real snakes.

everest and military stuff. all that kind of how "man versus wild" came about. people up on stage, teach them how to do things. >> jimmy: do the snakes like being thrown around in the show? >> yeah, they're pretty cool with it. >> jimmy: they're all right with it? >> i'm always thinking one of nights -- it's so annoying getting bitten by snakes. >> jimmy: yeah, it's a pet peeve of mine too. >> it's so annoying. i was bitten by a nasty viper the other day in the jungle and i made this camp up in the tree and was settled down for the night and i saw this tail go -- i just grabbed it and i was pulling it. it wrapped its head around the branch. i was pulling and pulling. it eventually, it pinged back, grabbed my hand, it was biting. i pulled off that and it was biting itself it was so mad. anyway, worked out well because i had it for dinner but the lesson is, you never grab a snake by the anus because it really does -- >> jimmy: my grandma used to say that, yeah. >> she's a smart woman. but no, it's fun.

we get people up on stage and teach them how -- teach them how to make fire. you know how to make fire? >> jimmy: i really don't know how to make fire. >> something every man should know. you got to know how to make fire without a lighter -- >> jimmy: first, you have to know how to make cotton balls. >> that comes out of the underpants. >> jimmy: all right. >> so what we do -- you hold that. >> jimmy: okay. >> okay, so that's the knife. >> jimmy: it's a knife. >> that's the fire steel. >> jimmy: it's not in your carry-on luggage, is it? that's a fire steel? >> okay, we just drive the sparks. >> jimmy: whoa. >> into that and you got fire. >> jimmy: we do have a fire. >> look, you can have a go. there you go, have a go at it. >> jimmy: yeah, even smells like fire. what's the idea here? what am i doing? >> you hold that like that. >> jimmy: just drag it? >> turn it the other way. >> jimmy: stand back. everybody, stand back. i'm about to pull the fire steel. fire steel is my nickname we i

was in a college. >> my 3-year-old huckleberry does this in a whistle. >> jimmy: maybe i shouldn't even try then. all right. here we go. >> okay. ah, look at that. fire. >> jimmy: put it out with his bare hands! baer grylls, everyone. "bear grylls, mud, sweat and tears live" starting may 1st, new york city. tickets on sale now at his website. thank you, bear. we'll be right back with young the giant.

>> jimmy: this is their self-titled album. here with the song "cough syrup," young the giant. ♪ ♪ life's too short to even care at all oh oh i'm losing my mind losing my mind ♪ ♪ losing control these fishes in the sea they're staring at me

oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ a wet world aches for a beat of a drum oh if i could find a way to see this straight ♪ ♪ i'd run away to some fortune that i should have found by now ♪ ♪ i'm waiting for this cough syrup to come down come down ♪ ♪ life's too short to even care at all oh ♪

♪ i'm coming up now coming up now out of the blue oh oh oh ♪ ♪ these zombies in the park they're looking for my heart oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ a dark world aches for a splash of the sun oh oh ♪ ♪ if i could find a way to see this straight i'd run away to some fortune that i should have found ♪ ♪ by now and so i run now to the things they said could ♪ ♪ restore me restore life the way it should be i'm waiting for this ♪ ♪ cough syrup to come down life's too short to

even care at all oh ♪ ♪ i'm losing my mind losing my mind losing control ♪ ♪

♪ if i could find a way to see this straight i'd run away to some fortune that i should have found ♪ ♪ by now so i run now to the things they said could ♪ ♪ restore me restore life the way it should be i'm waiting for this ♪ ♪ cough syrup to come down one more spoon of cough syrup now oh oh ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to thank kiefer sutherland. i want to thank bear. want to apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him tonight. tomorrow night, elizabeth banks. ben mckenzie.