up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> it's time, now, to play "guess what animal is on guillermo's head." >> john krasinski. >> i have a terrible phobia of birds. >> is that right? all kinds of birds? >> eloise mumford. >> i had no idea it was weird to grow up in las vegas, until i

hi. i'm jimmy kimmel, pleased to be joined, as always, by guillermo and frank's redhot, america's number one hot sauce brand. the three of us go everywhere together. why? well, one, because i find guillermo delightful. and two, because frank's redhot is the perfect blend of flavor and heat. >> and it's the perfect blend of heat and flavor. >> jimmy: yes. frank's redhot is good on just about everything you could possibly eat. right, guillermo? >> we shall see. is it good on french fries? >> jimmy: is it good on french fries? well, yes. i do believe it is good on french fries. >> is it good on vegetables? >> jimmy: it happens to be good on vegetables. it is good on vegetables. >> is it good on wings? >> jimmy: oh, you know it's good on wings, you silly little guy. in fact, excuse me for eating with my mouth full.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, everyone. thank you very much. thanks, cleto. hi. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. and i appreciate your enthusiasm. and it comes as the show -- it was a big day today. a historic day in our little corner of los angeles. the town of hollywood turned 125 years old today. and back in -- [ cheers and applause ] february 1st, 1887, the founder of hollywood, a real estate magnate, named harvey wilcox, there's a street named after him down the block. came west from kansas. he bought the whole area and registered the name as hollywood. he envisioned the land of a

utopian site for christians to live highly moral lives, free of alcohol. that worked out well. he would have loved andy dick. it's a shame he didn't meet him. hooray for hollywood. [ cheers and applause ] we are going to do something fun tonight. normally, we're all-business around here. but tonight, we're going to loosen up. we played a game on the show that was so popular, we decided to do it again three years later. it's time, now, to play "guess what animal is on guillermo's head." [ cheers and applause ] hi, guillermo. >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: how are you? >> great. >> jimmy: guillermo, as you see, has been blindfolded. can you see anything right now? >> no. >> jimmy: can you hear anything i'm saying? >> yes. >> jimmy: you can. you remember how the game works? >> yes. >> jimmy: here's how it works. we're going to put an animal on guillermo's head. he can ask three questions about it, and then, he has to guess what the animal is.

if you get more than three right, you get a prize. >> okay. >> jimmy: are you excited? >> a little bit. >> jimmy: okay. you have all your shots, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay. very good. [ laughter ] let's bring our animal expert out here with our first animal. please say hello to kirstin mcmillan. hello, kirstin. now, we can see the animal that kirstin is holding. guillermo cannot. kirstin, go ahead and place the animal on guillermo's -- >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: oh, boy. okay. guillermo, you get to ask three questions. go ahead. >> how big is it? >> this animal is about eight inches tall, by about eight inches long. >> wow. [ laughter ] where does it come from? >> this animal is indigenous to every continent. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this animal is also peeing on your shirt right now. >> how long is it going to pee

on my shirt? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: probably for a while. do you have a guess as to what the animal is, guillermo? >> iguana? >> jimmy: is it an iguana? no. guillermo, take your blindfold off. take your blindfold down. and we will show you what is on your head. >> oh [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: kirstin, what is that? >> this is a showgirl chicken. >> jimmy: it's a chicken. >> wow. >> jimmy: put the blindfold back on. very good. we're going to put another animal on your head in a couple minutes. another one, all right? you stay here, okay? >> i'm not going nowhere. >> jimmy: okay. very good. [ applause ] this is the saddest day of the year for guillermo. today is february 1st, which marks the first day of black history month. that's why john krasinski is here with us tonight. i want to do something special to commemorate black history

month. but i couldn't think of anything good. instead, we sent my cousin sal on hollywood boulevard today, to ask white people who their favorite black person is. >> who is your favorite black person? >> um -- denzel washington's pretty cool. >> richard pryor. >> oh, god. morgan freeman. >> i actually like queen latifah a lot. >> wesley snipes. >> you? >> jamie foxx. >> chris fox. >> chris fox? >> yes. who is that? you went to high school with him? >> he is. what was he in? chris rock or jamie foxx? >> chris rock. i got them mixed up. >> on a scale of one to ten, how much do you like black people? >> you have to know a few, personally. i know one at work. her name is ray-ray. >> out of the two of you, who likes black people more? >> it would have to be me. >> she loves black people.

>> which one of you likes black people more? >> more? >> more? >> i probably do. >> we're both pretty gangster. >> she said she was. >> i think i am. >> well, i'll take you to the candy shop. let you lick the lollipop. >> who out of the two of you likes black people more? you spit on me. >> i'm so sorry. >> out of the two of you, who likes black people more? >> i probably do. >> yeah? >> i don't watch that much television. [ laughter ] >> awesome. >> happy black history month. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we still have some more to do. you all right over there, guillermo? >> huh? >> jimmy: he's clapping. are you okay? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you look like a prisoner of war. [ laughter ] all right. there was a new episode of

"american idol" on fox tonight. another audition show. this time from portland, oregon. normally, i feel bad about myself after wasting an hour or two watching "american idol." but now i don't. since steven tyler became a judge, i feel like i'm watching a nature special. he's engaged now. steven tyler likes women a lot. and tonight, he gifted us with another installment of "steven tyler's creepy leer of the night." ♪ baby, baby oh, baby ♪ ♪ i love you i really do ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: apparently it isn't limited to the ladies. [ applause ] oh, let's put another animal on guillermo's head, shall we? [ cheers and applause ] okay, guillermo. this time, if you guess correctly, you get to eat the

animal. okay? but if you guess incorrectly, it gets to eat you. [ laughter ] >> oh. >> jimmy: here's kirstin with another animal. and -- there it is. guillermo, there's something on your head. >> you know what? it's very light. >> jimmy: it's very light. >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay. >> where did it come from? >> this animal is indigenous to africa. >> jimmy: africa. that's not a good sign, is it? >> no. what did the animal eat? >> jimmy: what did the animal eat? >> this animal eats insects. and its venom is toxic. >> oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: its venom is toxic. you know what that means? >> yeah. [ laughter ]

a lizard? >> jimmy: it is not a lizard, guillermo. go ahead and gently lift your blindfold so you can see what is on your head. do you see what's on your head? >> no. but i don't want to. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: go ahead and pull the blindfold down so you can see. >> oh, yeah. [ laughter ] a scorpion. >> jimmy: yeah. kirstin, is that a scorpion? >> this is an emperor scorpion. >> jimmy: it's an emperor scorpion. >> wow. will you take it away? >> jimmy: take it off his head. thank you, kirstin. we're going to do more of these tonight? >> really? >> jimmy: yes. so, stay there. [ applause ] you okay, guillermo? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wasn't so bad out in

that parking lot doing security, was it? >> no. >> jimmy: yesterday, in florida, mitt romney won the republican presidential primary election. he beat newt gingrich handily. political analysts think that elderly voters in florida rejected newt gingrich because he would eventually leave them for a younger, healthier state. gingrich has been running a very negative ad campaign against romney. he called romney a liberal. he called him a liar. he said he's pro-gay rights. he took food from medicare patients and did not provide meals for holocaust survivors. i'm not making this up. and the attacks are not just directed at mitt romney. after the loss last night, he let loose on florida, too. >> florida, the sunshine state. newt gingrich here, saying thanks. for nothing. you're dead to me, florida. dead. you got that? you orange juice-drinking, social security-collecting swamp people. and by the way, your state looks

like a penis. that's right. you live in a sticky, snake-infested swamp penis. i'm newt gingrich. [ bleep ] you, florida. >> jimmy: you're next, nevada. you're next. mitt romney, meanwhile, is getting some heat, today, for something he said on cnn this morning. if you missed it, here it was. >> i'm in this race because i care about americans. i'm not concerned about the very poor. we have a safety net there. if it needs a repair, i'll fix it. i'm not concerned about the very rich. they're doing just fine. >> jimmy: he's not concerned about the very poor. i'm pretty sure you're not supposed to say that out loud. [ laughter ] i don't know which is worse. romney being dishonest or romney being honest. romney would have been a great mean-looking rich guy from movies in the '80s, wouldn't he have. romney said the quote was taken out of context. and that he absolutely cares

about the poor. in fact, his campaign bus runs on the tears of the poor. so -- [ laughter ] this is pretty crazy. this is a celebrity relationship item. there's been a rumor floating around that george clooney's ex-girlfriend was dating steve o. from "jackass." and i didn't believe it, until i saw this photograph from tmz. and how do you go from george clooney to steve o.? [ laughter ] what's the opposite of having a type? [ laughter ] elisabetta appears to have confirmed the relationship on her twitter page. she tweeted in italian -- not sure what it said. but translated into english, it means, my new boyfriend stapled his balls to a chicken. [ laughter ] that sounds like steve o. [ cheers and applause ] speaking of that, it's time to put another animal on guillermo's head, shall we?

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ i've never seen you look sadder. [ laughter ] originally, this idea was put an animal on jimmy's head. but i changed it. >> oh. >> jimmy: all right. kirstin, bring out another animal. all right, guillermo. stay perfectly still. but the noise alone. >> ow. ow. >> jimmy: is it hurting you? >> yeah. ow. >> jimmy: okay. >> this is a wild animal, huh? >> jimmy: yeah. you might want to go ahead and start asking some questions. >> what kind of animal is it? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not a question. you have to ask for clues, guillermo. for clues. >> is it a wild animal? >> jimmy: yes. it's a wild animal, yes. >> a monkey? >> jimmy: it's not a monkey.

>> it's not a monkey. and this animal has two toes on each foot. >> jimmy: oh, it has two toes on each foot. >> oh, [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: can i give you a hint, guillermo? >> this is -- >> jimmy: it rhymes with broth. that thing doesn't hurt, by the way. what are you complaining about? it's dull. do you have a guess, guillermo? >> no. i give up. >> jimmy: go ahead and take off your blindfold. and, guillermo, you see what you got on your head? what is that kirstin? >> it's a two-toed sloth. >> jimmy: it's a two-toed sloth. [ cheers and applause ] >> good-bye to that two-toes. >> jimmy: what? >> good-bye to the two toes. >> jimmy: have you ever had a sloth on your head before? >> no. >> jimmy: all right. [ laughter ]

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, you're here on a fun night. tonight on the program, starting tuesday you can see her in the suspenseful, new show, "the river," here on abc. eloise mumford is with us. i met her in an elevator this weekend. and then, with music from his new album, called "making mirrors," gotye from the bud light outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] he's from australia. make sure to join us tomorrow night. oscar nominee gary oldman will be with us.

tim & eric will be here. and we'll have music from korn. do we have another animal for guillermo? yes, we do. it's time to play another round of "guess the animal on guillermo's head." kirstin will be placing another animal on guillermo's head. guillermo has three questions. begin the questioning. >> can i have this animal as a pet? >> yes, you can have this animal as a pet. >> jimmy: oh, that's nice. >> and their indigenous to central and south america. >> it's good to have it around kids? >> jimmy: that's a good question. >> you can have this animal around children, although it is known for its high propensity to bite its owners. >> jimmy: to bite its owners. or its wearers?

wearees? >> how big is it? >> this animal can grow up to seven feet long. >> seven feet long. wow. >> jimmy: do you have a guess, guillermo? >> it's not a chinchilla? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a chinchilla is a combination of a chinchilla and a quesadilla. it's a delicacy in guillermo's homeland. no, it is not. guillermo, you can pull it down, not up. and do you see what is on your head? >> oh. it's a frog. oh, no. an iguana. a lizard. >> jimmy: yeah. you guessed it earlier. an iguana. that's very good. all right, kirstin. keep bringing out the animals. i'm going to bring out john krasinski. okay? our first guest is one of the most talented, likable and certainly kaczynskiest actors around. you know him from "the office," which is on tv. and now, you can see him alongside drew barrymore at the movies. "big miracle" opens in theaters friday. please say hello to john krasinski. [ cheers and applause ]

[ cheers and applause ] >> hi. >> jimmy: how are you? >> good. [ cheers and applause ] great. >> jimmy: you like it? >> that's a funny bit. yeah. are you scared of any of those things? i have a terrible phobia of birds. >> jimmy: is that right? all kinds of birds. >> all kinds of birds. >> jimmy: even the decorative ones? the pretty ones? >> yes. and i'm scared of yellow. like bears. >> jimmy: that's very odd. >> it can go on forever. but it's probably going to end when this thing poops on me. >> jimmy: or worse. who knows? i think it attacked. >> this is mine. >> jimmy: you're very comfortable with birds. have you ever owned a bird?

>> nope. oh, come on. >> jimmy: kirstin -- there you go, kirstin. enjoy. [ cheers and applause ] didn't do anything on you. the talk show gods were not smiling on us. how are you? >> great. how are you doing? >> jimmy: i'm doing well, thank you. >> you look nice. >> jimmy: it's funny to act that we don't know how we are. >> how are you? >> reporte >> jimmy: we live across the street from each other. >> when my driveway door opens, it crushes your door a little bit. >> jimmy: i was going to say, when i found out you were moving in across the street, i was excited. and then, i got to know you. and i thought, this is great. and then, you started breaking into my home. >> i know. it was awesome. >> jimmy: yeah. >> last christmas, i broke in and i put animatronic santas and snowmen in your house. >> jimmy: fantastic. scared my girlfriend almost to death. and she scared you almost to death.

>> you hear this. i was like, good night. i thought were sure, we were getting killed. i thought i had broken into your house on the one might a murderer had beat me to it. and this christmas, i got you a christmas gift. but i don't like giving them to you in person. >> jimmy: or at christmastime. >> no. which is weird because we traveled together on the holidays. i got you a zombie from skymall for christmas. and he said, that would be hilarious. and it came and it's in different pieces. a head and two arms. and it kind of comes out of the ground like that. i dug up my yard and i put a bucket of dirt. and i walked to your house with two friends. i never do it alone. i have a pack. >> jimmy: you have accomplices. >> and i have a code to your house. >> jimmy: i don't know why i don't change that. >> at christmas, he was like, that's not the right code. he changed it. >> jimmy: i don't think clearly,

is the problem. >> you have a glass door at the front of your house. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and your housekeeper was in there. and she saw us walking up. and i gave her a nice wave. and she waved and slowly stepped back from the door, as i'm punching in the code, not remembering. and she's thinking, these people are here to kill me. i'm jimmy's friend. and in the box were body parts, hanging out of a box. and she ran upstairs. and we didn't see her. >> jimmy: i don't blame her because you were carrying this with you, which you planted in my yard. >> that thing's awesome. >> jimmy: left a mess for me. >> i knew it would be dark. >> jimmy: there's a gift if your yard. >> a flashlight with a map. and we got an e-mail from molly. >> jimmy: my girlfriend. >> saying i hate it. and i hate you. >> jimmy: luckily molly got home before i did. and she was terrified by this

beautiful gift. >> it's really nice. can we show it again? who doesn't want one of those? >> jimmy: can you imagine looking -- he bought us a planter or a lawn gnome or something. >> or a puppy. >> jimmy: and instead, we have a monster coming up out of the yard. that's nice. we're thinking about moving. >> good. because he really wants to put in an offer. >> jimmy: i wanted to ask you about something. i know you worked -- you wrote a film with matt damon. >> yeah. >> jimmy: which surprises me. >> thank you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but not in a good -- i thought he was illiterate. i had no idea he -- but secondly, it seems -- i don't know. you can't really be friends with both of us, can you? >> first of all, i think you're very hard on him. i think you need to give him a break. he dedicated the last bourne to you. in the creditics, he says, i dedicate it to you, jimmy.

>> jimmy: did it come out well? does he send back hick drawings or what? doodles. did he doodle with you on it? >> he's a killer drawer, actually. he's very good at staying in the lines. >> jimmy: i'm sure he's good at everything. that's a big deal. >> it's a really big deal. i would never choose him over you. >> jimmy: thank you. do you have a picture of him, by chance under a rainbow? >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i remember that. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i remember thinking, this is going to be hilarious. [ laughter ] for us. to iphone each other back and forth. >> jimmy: well, you know, we figured we'd share it with our friends. >> i remember taking that picture. as we were taking the picture, we were on a zip line tour, as i leaned in to kiss him, some guy yelled, he's going to kiss him. and pulled out his phone. >> jimmy: we'll kiss when we come back.

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brokaw put it on nbc. and by the time the presidential election came around to due caulk cass and bush, the whales were a bigger story. and mikhail gorbachev called in a favor during the cold war. and the favor was to use an ice breaker. is everybody crying? i thought so. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. so, if you hate whales, don't go see it. >> jimmy: everybody loves whales. >> oh, boy. here we go. >> jimmy: you shot this in alaska, i know that. where did you shoot it? >> anchorage. >> jimmy: anchorage. >> which is awesome. alaska is -- has anybody been to alaska. >> jimmy: it's cold, i hear. >> it is. when i got up there it was like 55 degrees. like, this is nothing. and when it drops, it drops. like 17 below. >> jimmy: in the daytime, it's

55? >> when i got in november, it was 55. and two weeks later, it was 17 below. that's crazy. >> jimmy: that's terrible, right? >> i'm from boston. i know cold weather. but that's aggressive cold. that's cold in your face, a lot. but the interesting thing is, to stay warm, you do a lot of fun things. but i did the most fun thing. on my one day off, i flew up to fairbanks, alaska. everybody has these little puddle-jumper planes. like "the jetsons." you get in mine. you fly everywhere in alaska. that's how they sound, too. we went to fairbanks. there was a little hotel that was known for having a hot springs. i went up with rob riggle, ted danson and his wife, mary. and we got into some real natural hot tub action when there was a flurry, and it was 100 below. we were in 50-degree water. not only exciting. it was a sexual fantasy of mine. so, check.

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>> jimmy: all right. hey, welcome back. it's time for the final round of "what animal is an guillermo's head." guillermo, are you enjoying this? >> no. >> jimmy: all right. go ahead and place the final animal on guillermo's head. >> you can lean back a little. >> jimmy: lean back, guillermo. do you have any questions? >> how big is this animal? >> jimmy: it's big. >> this animal can weigh up to 400 pounds. >> 400 pounds. wow. that's like two of me. >> jimmy: yeah, right. maybe 1 1/2. what else? >> what does this animal eat? >> this animal is horbiverous. >> jimmy: do you know what that means? >> no. >> jimmy: it means it won't eat you. >> we'll see. >> jimmy: and?

you want to guess? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what do you think it is? >> a goat. >> jimmy: a goat. you can go ahead and take off your mask. do you see what is on you? >> oh. a llama. >> jimmy: a llama. that's right. very good, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] dicky, tell guillermo what he's won. >> dicky: congratulations, guillermo. you've won half a gallon of brecht shampoo. and you'll be receiving the "guess what animal is on guillermo's head" home game. animals not included. >> jimmy: wonderful. thank you, kirstin mcmillan. and thank you to all the animals, too. and thank you, guillermo. we'll be right back with eloise mumford. [ cheers and applause ] the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series, sponsored by bud light. to stream off-air performances

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abc. please say hello to eloise mumford. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> yes. >> jimmy: weirdly, we met in an elevator on sunday. >> we did. you make it sound really sketchy. >> jimmy: not sketchy. >> in a parking garage. >> jimmy: at the farmer's market. at the parking garage does make it sound sketchy. where are you from? >> i'm from olympia, washington. >> jimmy: it's beautiful up there, right? >> it is. my mom is a teacher. and my dad is a seaweed scientist. >> jimmy: oh, a seaweed sells pot? >> yes. >> jimmy: in olympia, seaweed scientist is code. >> no. he's has a ph.d. in the study of seaweed. >> jimmy: wow. that's pretty cool. >> i grew up thinking it was totally normal and usual to know everything about seaweed and to talk about it.

>> jimmy: it isn't? >> to have a favorite seaweed. >> jimmy: do you have a favorite seaweed? >> of course i have a favorite seaweed. >> jimmy: what is your favorite seaweed? >> it's called pastalcia. >> jimmy: what does it look like? >> it looks like little palm trees. it's about this big. and it goes like this in the waes. >> jimmy: can you eat it? >> i guess you could. >> jimmy: do you eat seaweed? or is that like eating your pets at your house? it's okay to eat seaweed, right? >> yeah. i eat seaweed. >> jimmy: do you love it? >> i don't seek it out, per se. >> jimmy: does your dad love it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you make fun of him because he's so into seaweed. >> it was normal, right? >> jimmy: no, it wasn't. >> now, i will. >> jimmy: now, you're learning. i grew up in las vegas, where we did not study seaweed. but i had no idea it was weird to grow up in las vegas, until i moved. >> like you have a favorite hooker?

>> jimmy: exactly. i have a favorite seaweed. and many favorite hookers. >> not anymore. i meant growing up. >> jimmy: like my children, i love all hookers equally. it's so hard to choose between them. how dare you. cartoon-ize my town like that. can you believe that, cleto? >> cleto: horrible. incredible. >> jimmy: anyway, the seaweed thing. i don't want to dwell on seaweed, although i could easily ask you an hour of questions about that. this show you're on is very scary. i didn't realize it was going to be so scary. >> super scary. >> jimmy: there's a monster. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what is the monster? >> every week, it's a different monster. >> jimmy: every week, a different monster? >> it's like "the x-files," you know. there's an overarci ining myste but every week there's a new thing we're battling. >> jimmy: i didn't realize that. but i thought that monster would be with you throughout the whole series. >> there will be other ones. but it will be with us all season, as well. >> jimmy: like the hookers. and the guys who created this

show, is the guy who did "paranormal activity." was that a movie you had seen before you met him? >> i have to admit, i'm such a scaredy-cat, i had never seen it. i was going to watch it. i downloaded it on itunes. and i tried to watch it. i got so freaked out, i had to stop. and we were shooting it more. and someone from "paranormal" is in the show. i'm going to support her. i'm going to watch her movie. and i sat alone in my apartment in hawaii and tried to watch it again. it got to the point where time is ticking at the bottom of the screen. and i got so freaked out, i had to turn it off. >> jimmy: i'm the same way. i don't like to watch scary movies. but when you're in the scary tv show, does it scare you to watch it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: really? >> sometimes, yeah. sometimes we had 13 cameras rolling at 1 time. we have no idea honestly what was going to happen. and there's a lot of stuff in the show that we don't even know. >> jimmy: is no one reading the script? is there even a script? is this really happening?

it's shot like a reality, documentary. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's very interesting. i don't remember a show being done like this. but it seems like one of those adventure shows. and yet, weird things happen. >> it was like found footage. it was great to shoot. and super creepy things were happening. we shot at a haunted mental children's hospital. >> jimmy: haunted mental children? [ laughter ] i love that band. >> it's my favorite band. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they're terrific. i like their early stuff. >> and there was really real hauntings going on. >> jimmy: there was? >> it was terrifying. >> jimmy: are you sure they weren't just screwing with you because they know you're jumpy. >> i was going to the set, i'm good. don't mess with me. >> jimmy: if you're good, that's when they feast on you. you have to be really careful. >> like hookers. >> jimmy: exactly. and it all comes full-circle. it's great to meet you. i hope the show's a huge hit. i'll bet it will be.

"the river," premieres next tuesday, february 7th, at 9:00 right here on abc. when we come back, music from gotye. [ cheers and applause ] the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series, sponsored by bud light.

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the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series, sponsored by bud light. >> jimmy: his new album is called "making mirrors." here, on the first stop of his international tour, with the help from kimbra on the song "somebody that i used to know," from australia, please welcome gotye. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ now and then i think of when we were together ♪ ♪ like when you said you felt so happy you could die ♪ ♪ told myself that you were right for me ♪ ♪ but felt so lonely in your company ♪ ♪ but that was love and

it's an ache i still remember ♪ ♪ you can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness ♪ ♪ like resignation to the end always the end ♪ ♪ so, when we found that we could not make sense ♪ ♪ well, you said that we would still be friends ♪ ♪ but i'll admit that i was glad that it was over ♪ ♪ but you didn't have to cut me off ♪ ♪ make out like it never happened ♪ ♪ and that we were nothing and i don't even ♪ ♪ need your love but you treat me ♪

♪ like a stranger and that feels so rough ♪ ♪ no, you didn't have to stoop so low ♪ ♪ have your friends collect your records ♪ ♪ and then change your number i guess that i ♪ ♪ don't need that, though now, you're just ♪ ♪ somebody that i used to know ♪ ♪ now, you're just somebody that i used to know ♪ ♪ now, you're just somebody that i used to know ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ now and then, i think of all the times you screwed me over ♪ ♪ but had me believing it was always something that i'd done ♪

♪ and i don't wanna live that way ♪ ♪ reading into every word you say ♪ ♪ you said that you could let it go ♪ ♪ and i wouldn't catch you hung up ♪ ♪ on somebody that you used to know ♪ ♪ but you didn't have to cut me off ♪ ♪ make out like it never happened ♪ ♪ and that we were nothing and i don't even ♪ ♪ need your love but you treat me ♪ ♪ like a stranger and that feels so rough ♪ ♪ no, you didn't have to stoop so low ♪ ♪ have your friends collect your records ♪ ♪ and then change your number i guess that i don't ♪ ♪ need that though now you're just ♪ ♪ somebody that i used to know ♪ ♪ somebody i used to know ♪ ♪ somebody now, you're just ♪ ♪ somebody that i