>> whitney houston. "20/20" will have a special edition on houston on friday. don't forget "good morning america" tomorrow. jimmy kimmel is next. good night, america. up next on an all new "jimmy kimmel live." >> you see any black on this towel? okay. jeff goldblum. >> it was like stalking now. >> pioneers of stalking. >> yes, i was one of the pioneers. >> david alan grier. >> i just saw a dude walking down broadway. that's black history. >> and music from lana del ray. >> dump it. ( susan ) so what are you gonna get me for valentine's day ? ( seth ) wouldn't you like to know ? something sparkly ? maybe. something sweet ? mmm... let's just say it's a surprise. the helzberg diamonds gift box. diamond heart pendant and godiva chocolate gems. i love you. you do ?

( seth ) wouldn't you like to know ? something sparkly ? maybe.

something sweet ? mmm... let's just say it's a surprise. the helzberg diamonds gift box. diamond heart pendant and godiva chocolate gems. i love you. you do ? >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- jeff goldblum. david alan grier. and music from lana del rey. with cleto and the cletones. and, now, behold, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's jimmy kimmel live >> jimmy: thank you, everyone, thank you.

it's very nice. i'm jimmy, the host of the show. thanks for coming out to visit. thank you for your enthusiasm. i appreciate it. i'll be sure to give each of you a good review on yelp. how was your weekend, guillermo? did you lose any weight this weekend? >> no. >> jimmy: no. a few weeks back, guillermo announced for no apparent reason he'd be setting a goal if he didn't lose ten pounds by february 28th he would shave off his mustache. have you lost any weight at all? >> like three pounds. >> jimmy: like three pounds? you've been going to the gym but you're really not losing weight. >> well -- >> jimmy: yeah. 'cause -- [ laughter ] over the weekend, guillermo tweeted this. he tweeted, tienen restaurant en gym. combination of break fast burritos. which translated to they have restaurant in gym, breakfast burrito is best. so let me -- your gym has a

restaurant? >> like a small coffee shop. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and they serve breakfast burritos? are you sure it's a gym and you're not accidentally going to a del taco? >> it's a gym. >> jimmy: it's a gym. well, you got two weeks left and then we might have to say adios to the mustache. >> yeah, i think we're going to say good-bye. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's what i like about guillermo, his stick totiveness. if we do say good-bye, we're going to send it to the smithsonian. you know what the smithsonian is? >> no. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] hey, we had a new episode of "the bachelor" tonight here on abc. as a valentine's day gift to celebrate the holiday, ben took the remaining bachelorettes on a vacation to belize but don't worry, i'm sure your girlfriend will love the vermont teddy bear you got her. i can't tell if ben the bachelor actually likes any of these women or if he's just using their mouths as a temporary

storage area for his song but -- [ laughter ] you know what would be fun? they should change the rules to make it first one to get pregnant wins the show. why not, right? the villain on the show this season is courtney. courtney is the beautiful model who likes to take her clothes off. i don't know what ben sees in her. other women hate her. they had an intervention with ben to tell him courtney isn't in it for love. he didn't care, he just see her naked. i guess courtney's used to getting her way with men because she seems very confident she can win this thing. >> today was one of the best days i've ever had. i'm kind of high on love right now. and snap, girls, the show's over, you can all go home, pack your bags. kill shot. i don't want to get cocky

though. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, the important thing is she's beautiful on the outside and that's what's -- [ laughter ] ben eliminated emily and rachel tonight. this surprised me because it's valentine's day so you'd think they'd use the roses but they did the eliminations a little bit differently. >> holy [ bleep ]. are you serious? >> i'm right here with you. >> if you asked me a year ago if i could ever swim with sharks, i would have said never in a million -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i guess because of the holiday it was hard to get long stemmed so sharks work just as well. [ applause ] valentine's day is tomorrow. valentine's day is -- always gets a little bit complicated to me because i'm married to the sea. [ laughter ] valentine's day is weird. a nude flying baby that shoots

arrows isn't a holiday, it's a horror movie. here's a good tip. if your girlfriend or your wife gives you that speech about how she doesn't care about valentine's day and how it's a holiday invented by corporations, don't fall for it. just buy the flowers. we came up with a fun new way to celebrate valentine's day. we're going outside to my cousin sal who's on hollywood boulevard. hello, cousin sal. this is an audience participation segment. we've done it once before. it's called would you like to dump a milk shake on your spouse's head. sal, we have a couple there? >> yeah, we do. >> jimmy: come on in, folks. what's your name? >> jennifer. >> jimmy: and your name? >> scott. >> >> jimmy: where you guys from? >> massachusetts. >> jimmy: how long you been married? >> six months. >> jimmy: you here on vacation? >> yep. >> jimmy: things going well in your marriage so far? >> so far. >> jimmy: what's the number one problem? >> what's for dinner. >> she can never make up her mind. >> jimmy: wait a minute, you're

saying, scott, you want to know what's for dinner all the time? >> no, she wants to know what's for dinner. >> jimmy: what, you ate it all? [ laughter ] >> terrible. >> jimmy: sorry, sal. >> she's just upset because she really can't cook that well. >> jimmy: do you guys -- oh, really, oh. >> she's -- >> jimmy: it looks like you're doing okay. [ laughter ] now, are you guys -- jennifer, does scott give you good valentine's day gifts? >> yeah, i would say so. >> jimmy: all right, and scott, does jennifer give you good valentine's day gifts? >> she lets me stay in the house. i guess that's a gift every night. >> jimmy: we're going to give you a gift tonight. would either of you like to dump a milk shake on the other's head? >> yes. >> jimmy: all right. we're going to send you up to the roof, our roof of our building, all right. >> okay. >> jimmy: okay, now somebody's going to take you out there and lead you up to our roof. now, sal, you prepare scott for targeting. >> okay. >> jimmy: and i think this is

going to be easier for her than him. we'll check back in when she gets up to the roof, all right? >> great. >> jimmy: all right. don't worry, you'll get your chance too, scott. this is going to be fun. a lot of fun. maybe they'll have a screaming match on the way home. who knows. hey, here's something i was unaware of. apparently jay leno is hosting "the tonight show" now. did you know this? on thursday night, jay was in the middle of a comedy bit called jay's valentine's day gift ideas. he's always coming up with great new stuff. so jay's going through some of his ideas and guess whose name came up? >> giving fur as a gift has become politically incorrect. there's a better way to keep your loved one warm. instead of fur, look what we have here. let me show you what this is. this beautiful wrap is made from discarded celebrity toupees. you see, there's a -- there are two shatners here. there's an elton john.

ooh, there's even a jimmy kimmel. look at that. it's got some -- it's still got the black dye on it. >> jimmy: that is not nice. that's not the gentle jay i've grown to know and love. let's watch the last part in slow motion. watch after the joke how proud of himself he is. even his body language. play that one more time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: -- for jay leno -- [ applause ] he's still the king. cleto, i want you to start saying oh, wow, and woo, every time i make a joke. participate like the band leader on that show. do something, will you? you know, the grammy show lasted 3 1/2 hours last night. before it was over, kim

kardashian married half of the l.a. clippers. >> cleto: whoa, woo. [ applause ] >> jimmy: did you see the beach boys on the grammys last night? beach boys are so soold, i wasn sure if i was watching the grammys or the grampies. >> cleto: whee. >> jimmy: somebody get me a -- like a wet towel or something, all right. adel cleaned up lastgrammys. you hear about this? poor vanilla ice, they made him sweep up after the grammys. >> cleto: whoo. >> jimmy: thank you very much. okay, good. now, just to settle this once and for all. this is a wet towel. if i dyed my hair, this towel would have black on it, okay, when i did this. you see any black on this towel? do you see any black on this towel?

okay. [ laughter ] all right, case closed, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. the grammy awards here in los angeles last night. now it's going to be hard to transition. [ laughter ] i don't know if i can do this. are they up on the roof yet? is everybody up there? let's go up on to the roof and see -- oh, that's not jennifer. that's guillermo. hi, guillermo, how are you? >> wow. >> jimmy: you were just down here and now you're up there. there's jennifer. you seem excited about this. >> oh, i am. >> jimmy: you are, all right. all right, jennifer's about to try to dump a milk shake on her husband's head. are you ready to do this? we have a tray of milk shakes. and your husband is down on the

street. >> yes, he is. >> jimmy: your husband's name is scott. >> yep. >> jimmy: there he is with cousin sal. okay, the umbrella. sal, get out of there with that umbrella. scott, you ready for this? okay, good. jennifer? have you ever dumped on scott before? >> nope. [ laughter ] je all right. on the count of -- three, two, one. go ahead and dump it. here we go. oh! wow. that was pretty good. she really got you, scott. >> that's cold. >> jimmy: like a pterodactyl was flying overhead. what flavor is it, scott? >> you know -- smells like chocolate. >> jimmy: now it's your turn. we're going to send you up to the roof. he has redeveloping on his mind

now. that's how to celebrate valentine's day. [ applause ] this is funny. in college basketball this weekend, texas beat kansas state but that wasn't the funny part. nba hall of famer david robinson was in the crowd at the game. look at this. >> basketball, what a groebl game it is. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know where she came from. let's watch that again. there's david robinson and -- hello. it's like whack a mole or something. [ laughter ] here's the flip side of that. you know sometimes on the news the reporters are working in the newsroom behind the anchor so the anchor's reporting and people in the background typing and whatnot. this is what they do on the local cbs news in chicago. pay special attention to the woman in the back of the room on tonight's edition of behind the news.

>> he believes the day care owner's husband is the one who dropped them off. dcfs confirms they are investigating but they would not say. >> jimmy: playing duck, duck, news there. is he up there? that's cousin sal down at the bottom. okay, jennifer, you really got him, didn't you? >> i sure did. >> jimmy: yeah. but now he's going to try to get you. >> oh, great. >> jimmy: will you be mad at him if he hits you with the milk shakes? >> no, probably not. >> jimmy: good, all right. let's go to scott on the roof. scott, jennifer just said she will not be mad at you if you hit her with these milk shakes. >> yeah, right. famous last words. >> jimmy: right. well, i guess we're going to find out now, all right. are we ready to go? we have the milk shakes at the end of the pole there. those milk shakes are full? >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: you did not drink any of them? >> no. >> jimmy: we had some trouble in rehearsal. all right. scott, i'm going to count from

three. three, two, one. and dump it. wow. well, thank you, guys, and happy valentine's day to both of you, thank you. [ applause ] we got a good show for you tonight. david alan grier is here with us. music from lana del rey. and we'll be right back with jeff goldblum so stick around. ashlee! ashlee! ashlee! ashlee! what were you looking for when you bought your edge? um, i was definitely looking for fuel economy. that's the whole reason we, we wanted to look at the ecoboost. can you talk a little bit about the style of the edge? um, well, i think it's very hip. i even have several guys were like "whoa, do have twenties on those".

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let's get her done. he's making his 20th appearance on our show tonight. i think that is too many. you can see him now through september 30th on broadway in "the gershwin's porgy & bess." david alan grier is here. and with music from her latest album -- "born to die" -- the luminous lana del rey from the bud light stage. tomorrow night is valentine's day. we'll be joined by john goodman, kevin nealon will be here. music from robin thicke. and later this week, chris pine. khloe kardashina odom. diddy will be with us. "science bob" pflugfelder and music from puscifer and miley cyrus but not tonight. our first guest tonight is a terrific actor. you know him from "the fly," and many other films. tomorrow night, on the popular tv series "glee," please say hello to jeff goldblum! [ applause ]

it's good to see you. >> so good to see you. >> jimmy: i haven't seen you in a long time. >> i know, here, i run into you elsewhere. >> jimmy: i think it was five years ago. >> five years ago. >> jimmy: are you living in l.a. or in new york? >> i'm in l.a. i spend time there too. i go back and forth. >> jimmy: do you like doing that sort of thing, broadway? that's like real act, right? i mean serious stuff, right? >> well, anything can be serious or you can have a stinky broadway show too. but i'm very excited about this. i've been going to this play called "seminar." do you know that play? it's up now. >> jimmy: they didn't see that. they were at universal studios today. let me tell you something about

these two. >> did you like it? yeah. >> jimmy: they spent the day looking at the king kong 3-d ride. >> they did? well, they have eclectic taste. >> jimmy: i guess so. wow, how about that. >> what do you like better, king kong or "seminar." >> jimmy: better than king kong? wow, put that on the poster. >> better than king kong. yeah, alan rickman is in it now. wonderful story about a teacher of a fiction writer, serious novelist, whose career -- he's troubled and complicated. a couple of guy, couple of girls. he goes over to their apartment. and teaches them over the course of ten weeks fiction writing. >> jimmy: this sounds terrible. >> why? why would -- what don't you like about that? >> jimmy: there's no gorilla on it. really, goes and teaches them about fiction writing? >> yeah, but he has sex with both of the girls. >> jimmy: okay, now it sounds

better. [ applause ] >> one of the girl students in the first scene, i -- spoiler alert -- lifts up her shirt and showed her naked torso. >> jimmy: wow. >> it's got great actors in it and it was written by theresa, beautiful play, beautiful play. >> jimmy: sounds good, that's all right. then people can -- if you're not interested in art, you look forward to some toplessness. are you -- do you observe valentine's day? are you one of those? >> i'm quite observant, yes, yes, kind of, yeah. >> jimmy: do you remember valentine's day in school when you were a kid? >> yes, i do. >> jimmy: did you make the cards for everyone? >> yeah, why did they -- >> jimmy: i don't know. >> i liked that. but there must be another way to do it, right? because i don't know if they still do this, they had, you know, like your -- so everybody sees how many everybody is getting, right. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yes, and -- you didn't have

that? they must have changed that. some smart therapist. in our thing, hey, you don't have to send it to everybody. and then you'd see some of the ones filling up. then you'd see yours. >> jimmy: that's very sad. >> for all to see, you know. >> jimmy: do you remember any of the girls specifically in school you were interested in? >> yeah, i had a romantic streak when i was very young. >> jimmy: how old? >> i tell you, this is pre -- you know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: car waxing? >> yeah, wax on, wax off. it was -- when i was in kindergarten, i had a girlfriend and i didn't even know it. i think i got embarrassed out of every day out of school i would go to patty manning's house. hi, patty manning. haven't seen her since then. i would look forward to going to her house. her mom would make us sandwiches. we'd talk. i just liked -- >> jimmy: carry her books and do those things? >> i didn't think of it as,

like, oh, i'm courting you. we just wanted to be together. i just loved her. >> jimmy: that's very cute. >> and then i was telling somebody i had this crush on this girl from like fifth to tenth grade. i was -- >> jimmy: that same girl? >> no, not that same girl. i got this obsessive crush on this girl. and i would ride my bike and just wait outside her house. >> jimmy: oh. >> just look at her house. it was like stalking now if it was -- >> jimmy: yeah, pioneers of stalking. >> yes, i was one of the pioneers. i was on the threshold. no, i would just wait to see if she would appear. i just wanted her to appear. at night i would imagine -- >> jimmy: at night? >> my pillow -- no, it was a different episode. turn the chapter. at night, my pillow, i would say secret things that i did not dare say out loud to anybody. i'd say, oh, i love you, i love you. i would. i don't know where i got this idea. >> jimmy: you had a pillow named stephanie? >> well, for those moments i named her.

>> jimmy: have you ever run into her as an adult like at the reunion or anything like that? >> no. >> jimmy: you have not? >> well, i never went to the reunion. i had traumatic experiences back then. i remember once -- this must have been like early on because i don't know if they do this anymore, they hand out, you know, milk. do they still have milk for kids in grade school. so they have their little cartons of milk. there would be half chocolate and half vanilla. they'd go up the rows. and each day the next person in the row would get a chance to hand out the milk to everybody. but they would get a chance to pick a partner. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> up till that point, all the boys picked boys and all the girls picked girls. when it came to me, they said, who's your partner, i said -- i don't want to say her name. i said stephanie. i said stephanie. and everybody was -- ooh. >> jimmy: wow. >> they kind of -- i kind of didn't know. so i was already -- so we marched out to the thing because we went down the hall. when we got alone in the hall, i

was already kind of a little bit like that. she said, don't you ever embarrass me like that again. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> that's so embarrassing. [ laughter ] crushed. >> jimmy: wow. we're going to take a quick break here. reliving jeff goldblum's youth with him. you can see jeff tomorrow on "glee." i'm wiz khalifa a lot of people don't get the chance to hang around me and see who i really am. i think people are getting the hang of me. most important to me is staying normal, and letting all this happen around me....

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>> jimmy: we're back with jeff goldblum. jeff, we were talking about valentine's day in your youth. during the break, you started in on a story i felt would be better served on air. >> really, you want to hear that story? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> this may be -- >> jimmy: that's the ones we like. >> okay. so now this is after the point

at which i'd hit puberty. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> so you can imagine. shortly after, i think i was 13 or 13 1/2 or 14 at this point, i had -- i wanted to do something more than just what you do early on at that period. >> jimmy: with a human? >> what? >> jimmy: with a human woman? >> exactly. so i got this idea. i was very -- how do i tell this? i was -- i knew that there was -- we lived in kind of the suburbs. nice kind of neighborhood. and across -- literally across the railroad track in a kind of bad -- i don't think it was dangerous. i don't know. now it would be a different thing. in a bad section, there were these prostitution little houses. that i'd heard about, read -- you know. i thought, i got -- because i couldn't -- i couldn't -- with any of the girls i was going to school with, i couldn't figure out how to make a date or anything. we didn't get allowances. so i went into my dad's wallet.

i think i -- and got i think $10 or -- i think -- i thought that would suffice. it probably would have. then i walked -- i'd never walked this far away from home or to this section. but i walked after dark with this money in my pocket thinking, here goes. sure enough, where i'd heard there were these places -- i really hadn't seen them, there was kind of an alley and a bunch of doorways and it was kind of dark with red lighty kind of doorways. a girl or two hanging out of the thing. i thought, okay, i'm going to go. so i proceeded to go into one of them. and it was kind of dark inside. there were some girls sitting around the living room. and the older one or i guess the madam said hello, welcome. didn't know what she must have thought of me. said, well, can i pick a girl? yes, yes. i said, okay, that one. and then she said, okay.

then we started to go back from the living area into -- down this hallway into what -- i could see at the end of the hall was an open door and a bed. and halfway down the hallway, i said, wait a minute, wait a minute, what time is it? what time is it? oh, said, i'm so sorry, i forgot, i have to -- i'll be back. i'll be back. but i just chickened out. >> jimmy: chickened out. yeah. well, you did the right thing. >> it was the right thing? >> jimmy: yeah. >> probably wouldn't have gone very well. >> jimmy: now, on a very different note, you're playing a gay dad on "glee." [ applause ] >> yes. also -- >> jimmy: it's been a long road. >> it's been a long road. very, very winding road. you know who my husband is on the show is brian stokes

mitchell. >> jimmy: okay. >> fantastic fellow. anyway, "glee" is fantastic. he's fantastic. >> jimmy: we have a clip of you guys on the show here. need to set it up. >> i'm anxious to see it. i haven't seen a frame -- >> jimmy: really? >> no. >> jimmy: so we need setup here? >> yeah. we're the parents of rachel, if you -- played by the wonderful lea michelle. [ applause ] and she of course as you know if you watch the show is fixing to get married with her boyfriend at a too young age we think. we've hatched this plan to -- by reverse psychology get them not to do it. by saying do it, lvive a marrie life. >> jimmy: this seems like a really good plan. >> very idiotic plan. >> jimmy: let's take a look. "glee." >> i like carol after three

chardonnays. >> shh, listen, listen. silence. they're not fighting anymore. it's not working. what, is he defiling our baby. >> do you need a xanax? >> i already took three. we've never lied to her like this before. honesty, respect, dance. those are the foundations of the family. >> jimmy: those are the foundations of the family? i had no idea. it's great to have you here. it's great to see you again. jeff goldblum, everybody. we'll be right back with david alan grier. i gotta get a guitar.

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>> jimmy: hi there. still to come, lana del rey will be with us. our next guest is a multitalented performer. he lasted five weeks on "dancing with the stars" and now spends the next eight months in "pouring yes a" "porgy & bess." please say hello to david alan grier. [ applause ] look at you. how are you? >> i'm beautiful. first of all, stop lying! stop lying! >> jimmy: what did i lie about?

>> it's my 28th appearance. it's my 28th appearance. >> jimmy: i got some bad information. really, 28? >> yeah, you've really changed, man. >> jimmy: it only seems like 20. >> you know what, your statistician, what they did -- my whole week i co-hosted, they tried to bank that as one appearance. >> jimmy: two weeks i think you co-hosted. >> which is a lie, that's not right. >> jimmy: i'm so sorry. i'm going to talk to the stats people. >> i believe i'm the number one -- i'm the third guy. >> jimmy: i think you're number two. i think it's adam carolla, then you, and kathy griffin. we had all our figures screwed up. why don't you come back tomorrow and the next day? >> when you first went on the air, that's the way it used to be. it's like, lawrence olivier jr. can't make it, get over here. you put me in like i was jeremy lin, hooping it up, hitting threes, baby. now -- >> jimmy: you're a big shot on

broadway. >> no, now i'm the older, wiser teammate. you put me on the end of the bench to calm it down. >> jimmy: you're our derek fisher. >> you don't want to wear your shoe laces like that. >> jimmy: i think most people don't know the breadth of your talents. you're a serious actor. we know you mostly from -- you started on "in living color." we think of you as a clown but really you're an artist. >> i'm a sad clown with a wonderful book in his hand. no, i started in theater, jimmy. and i always go back. because when i go back, everyone says, where have you been? but then now i'm back there and it's wonderful. >> jimmy: tell me, because i major into these sorts of things. porgy and bess, people, animals, what are they? >> porgy and bess, gershwin of course. wonderful gershwin.

>> jimmy: doesn't help me to be honest with you. >> it's an opera. we did an adaptation. it's usually done in a grand opera house. i don't think it's been done on broadway since 1976 maybe. >> jimmy: what character do you play? >> i play sporten life who is a pimp and drug dealer. >> jimmy: for real? >> yeah, so for me it's kind of a stretch. no. i can do that. >> jimmy: see, now this sounds like something i might go see. >> i try to turn this chick out. it's awesome. i try to make her take drugs and, like, sell her body. >> jimmy: for real? >> yeah, people are murdered. >> jimmy: what year was this written? >> 1935, 1935. >> jimmy: wow, i had no idea. >> you should come. >> jimmy: i guess i'm gonna have to now. >> it's only 2 1/2 hours of -- ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: sounds good. i'll come for the porgy part. how did you make the transition from being a star of theater to

being a comic actor? >> well, unfortunately, that happened while i was doing what i thought was a drama until -- right there. >> jimmy: what happened? >> people started laughing. therefore, it was a comedy. no, i started there -- i always wanted to be this serious guy. i always wanted -- i'd go on auditions. i'd always want to be like the doctor or, you know, i'm sorry, jim, we lost the case. [ laughter ] you know, that's the dude i wanted to be but i was never cast as that, you know what i mean? freeze or i'll kill you! that kind of stuff. now i'm in there. >> jimmy: you're in there. >> i'm having a ball too. >> jimmy: but they made you the pimp. >> i'm pimpin' it up. >> jimmy: i know you've been celebrating black history month on twitter. i find your tweets interesting. >> well, it is the month of my

people. it's black history month. so, you know, jimmy, let it go, holding, holding. it is the month of my people. so i tried. i said, david, let's do something, let's give back. one tweet a day. just kind of encapsulating a moment in black history. so i did start a week late and i've only done three of them but the point is this, jim -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the point is you're making -- you're kind of making an effort. >> thank you. the first tweet, it was spontaneous. i was walking down broadway and i saw this guy, black gentleman who had a daishike on. he was rocking it too. like right. i was like, i just saw a dude in a daishike walking down broadway. that's black history. so people started blasting back. then i -- then the next day i saw this dude, a big basketball afro with a big hole in it. i was like, man, that's black

history too. so -- the next one is -- i saw this lady, she was at the bus stop. she had the corn rows. i'm talking about the old school corn rows with the venus williams beads. that's black history, baby. that's as far as i got. i didn't really, you know, get -- >> jimmy: we still got a half month and there's a leap day. >> what's that, what's a leap day? >> jimmy: i know you're -- you're also involved in an animated celebration of the month, yes. >> i am. >> jimmy: what is this called? >> it has a wonderful name. >> jimmy: do you remember what it is? >> it's called -- >> jimmy: it's called -- it's black history month charlie brown. >> it's called it's black history month, charlie brown. >> jimmy: that's correct. i believe we have a clip. >> clip. >> jimmy: we do have a clip. >> let's do that again. shoot. >> we'd like to take this opportunity to wish our pal franklin a happy black history month. >> yeah! >> franklin, what's the matter? why aren't you happy? >> well, black history month has always been kind of weird for

me. >> why is that? >> let me break it down for you. ♪ ♪ i look around my town ♪ and at all my friends ♪ charlie brown ♪ linus ♪ and of course pig pen ♪ now whether we're at school or hanging out playing hooky ♪ ♪ i always seem to be the only chip in the cookie ♪ ♪ i'm the only chip in the cookie ♪ ♪ only chip in the cookie ♪ only chip in the cookie ♪ chip in the cookie ♪ chip in the cookie ♪ you're the only chip in the [ bleep ] cookie ♪ >> hey, i'm black too. >> you're just dirty. wash that [ bleep ] off your face. >> i ain't mad at you. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the kids learn about black history and cursing at the same time. >> jimmy, really quick, you know, i have something really

special -- >> jimmy: what is that? >> nobody knows about this. i'm back in theater. i figured, how do i challenge myself, where do i go from here? i've done broadway, shakespeare in the park, films. you guys know. [ laughter ] so i just recorded a song and did a video for funny or die. it's about lighting farts. i'm so proud of it. >> jimmy: congratulations. that's another -- david alan grier. you can stand if you want to. "porgy & bess." right back with lana del rey.

>> jimmy: it's called "born to die." here with the song "video games," lana del rey! ♪ ♪ swinging in the backyard pull up in your fast car whistling my name ♪ ♪ open up a beer and you

say get over here and play a video game ♪ ♪ i'm in his favorite sun dress watching me get undressed take that body downtown ♪ ♪ i say you the best-est lean in for a big kiss put your favorite perfume on go play a video game ♪ ♪ it's you it's you it's all for you everything i do i tell you all the time ♪ ♪ heaven is a place on earth with you tell me all the things you want to do ♪ ♪ i heard that you like the bad girls honey is that true ♪ ♪ it's better than i ever even knew they say that the world was built for two ♪

♪ only worth living if somebody is loving you baby now you do ♪ ♪ swinging in the old bars singing with the old stars living for the fame kissing in the blue dark ♪ ♪ playing pool and wild darts video games ♪ ♪ he holds me in his big arms and i am seeing stars this is all i think of ♪ ♪ watching all our friends fall in and out of old paul's this is my idea of fun playing your video games ♪ ♪ it's you it's you it's all for you

every little thing i do i tell you all the time ♪ ♪ heaven is a place on earth with you tell me all the things you want to do ♪ ♪ i heard that you like the bad girls honey is that true ♪ ♪ it's better than i ever even knew they say that the world was built for two ♪ ♪ only worth living if somebody is loving you baby now you do ♪ ♪ it's you it's you it's all for you everything i do i tell you all the time ♪