i'll be right home, sparky. as for dogtv, it's only in san diego right now. but they hope to expand nationally in the next six months. thanks for watching abc news. remember "good morning america." we're always on at abcnews.com. jimmy kimmel's next. good night, america. up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> how many people here have had a flu shot? huh? how many have had a jell-o shot? [ cheers and applause ] >> chris pine. >> i'm sitting here with chris pine. >> yes. i love him. >> well, guess what? he loves you, too. >> he does? >> khloe kardashian odom. and music from puscifer. >> you're married? >> yeah

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- chris pine. khloe kardashian odom. and music from puscifer. with cleto and the cletones. and now, stay with me, here's jimmy kimmel. ♪ "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: yeah. thank you. hi, there. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming. thank you for encouraging me to do this and to stand up here in front of you, smiling and laughing, with makeup on and wearing a suit and tie that don't even belong to me. [ laughter ] is everyone feeling okay? everyone all right? [ cheers and applause ] anyone here have the flu? see? that's why it spreads. nobody's honest about it. [ laughter ] flu season has officially begun. so, don't forget to spray a bunch of zinc up your nose for no reason. how many people here have had a flu shot? huh? how many have had a jell-o shot? [ cheers and applause ] combine those. apparently the flu is late this year. for a while it seemed like the flu season would be canceled this year. but the hosts and viruses worked

out a revenue-sharing deal. and it's here. unfortunately for us in california, this is a map from weather.com, that shows flu outbreaks broken down by state. california is purple. that means the flu here is widespread. why are we the only one -- an, is it because we're the only state with a charlie sheen? [ laughter ] i see no other logic cal explanation. the flu is no fun for anyone. but you can be careful about it. to help steer you around it, we reached out for advice for two of our country's experts in this sort of thing. the national centers for disease control, and the cast of "the jersey shore." >> to avoid catching the flu this season, follow simple steps. eat a healthy diet. >> i never knew how much i missed pickles and pickle juice. >> get plenty of rest.

wash your hands frequently. dress warmly. >> mike is [ bleep ] up right now and doesn't realize his [ bleep ] is out. >> drink lots of water. avoid stress. avoid close contact with others. and whatever you do, do not pee on the porch. >> you're peeing? >> all the bathrooms were taken. i don't give a [ bleep ]. >> follow these steps and you'll punch the flu right in the face. a message from the centers for disease control and prevention. >> jimmy: well, there you go. [ cheers and applause ] there was a new episode of "jersey shore" tonight on mtv. by the way, you can stream "jersey shore" on amazon right now. you can stream "jersey shore" and "dora the explorer." that's great. sometimes i'm in the mood of seeing a cartoon girl go through

adventures. and sometimes i'm in the mood for seeing a cartoon girl get loaded. they are always talking about they're not as dumb as the characters they play on the show. let's just say i hope that's true. >> it's like 12 to 10:00. we should go somewhere. what's 12 to 10:00 mean? >> 12 minutes to 10:00? >> yes. what's that mean? >> it's ten minutes to 12:00. >> really? so, i said it right. i have no idea how to speak clock language. when i say what time is it? and someone says, it's a quarter past 2:00, just [ bleep ] say it's 2:30. >> jimmy: she's a national treasure, isn't she? is it just me? or does snooki look a little like danny devito?

good news for president obama today. his approval rating is up to 50%. only half the country dislikes him. that's good. apparently his strategy of not being any of the republican candidates is paying off. [ laughter ] just to give you perspective on obama's approval rating, here's how he stacks up against others. obama is at 50% positive. mitt romney, is at 42% positive. ice cream, ahead of both of them, at 97%. creamy peanut butter, in at 83%. chunky, 40%. scrunchies, are down to 43%. santorum, 33%. his sweater vest is at 17%. and with a 1% approval rating, sporks. sporks do kind of suck, though. it's the end of an era at cnn. after 27 years, cnn has severed

ties with larry king. it seems like an amicable split. cnn wished larry good luck with his endeavors. larry says he will focus on other projects. and he has a new show that i think looks pretty great lined up. >> welcome back to larry's animal kingdom. we've been talking about the movie "war horse." and why the horses seem to get all the press. joining us now to give us his take on all of this, is a sloth. first off, why "war horse"? why not "war sloth"? you think there's a double-standard in hollywood when it comes to sloths in tv and film? [ laughter ] sloth? sloth, wake up. slothy? sloth, wake up. [ laughter ] let's take a call.

topeka, kansas, hello. okay. well put. nairobi, hello. hey, hey, hey. this is a family program for god's sakes. when we come back, i'll go face-to-face with a giant tortoise. at what age did you become sexually active? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think it's a hit. [ cheers and applause ] he has animal experience. people forget, it used to be seigfried and larry before roy. have any of you been watching "family feud" recently? steve harvey is the host of "family feud" now. and the show seems to have changed a bit. i don't know if they're doing this on purpose or if it's happening. i'll hand things over to the chandler family. >> name something you should never do while naked. >> i'm going to say go skinny-dipping. >> well, see, if you go

skinny-dipping, you're supposed to be naked. [ laughter ] >> survey says? [ laughter ] >> survey says? >> jimmy: that's a shame. hook that guy up with snooki. i think you have a couple. and let me say this, you do not come into the house of harvey and take his survey says from him. [ laughter ] here's a disturbing, new trend, i guess. there's coffee shops in new york that are now serving drinks for kids called baby-chinos. baby-chinos sounds like a 12-year-old rapper, doesn't it? baby-chino is described as a macchia macchiato-like beverage. there's news to make you inspired to make the world a better place. and then, there's the baby-chino. parents are giving the drinks to kids who are as young as 2 years

old. it's bad, right? already, it's having a major affect on our youtube videos. [ laughter ] ♪ >> oh, god. >> jimmy: that's nice. he had the vanilla latte. [ applause ] this is pretty cool. yesterday, for the first time ever, a human and a robot shook hands in space. commander daniel burbank shook hands with a robot on the international space station. it's all part of nasa's what stupid stuff can we do in zero gravity program. the video is cool. on the top, that's commander burbank. on the bottom, there's robonot. i guess they gave a command or something.

and you'll see -- right in the moon rocks. there's some bugs to work out. but -- [ cheers and applause ] still, the best $90 billion we've ever spent. this is interesting, the job search website glassdoor.com just did a survey. and one in ten people admit to having sex at work. if you work with 50 people, 5 of them have done it somewhere in your office. you might want to purrell after you use the copy season. one in ten seems low to me. today, we decided to do our own survey. we sent a camera out on hollywood boulevard, to ask random people if they ever had sex in the workplace. we're going to turn it into a game. we're going to ask the people the question. and together, here in the audience, you guess whether they did it at work or not. you ready? let's meet pedestrian number one. >> jeff. and i'm from englewood, california. >> and, jeff, have you ever had sex at the workplace? and if so, tell us what

happened. >> yes. >> jimmy: why so soon? let's find out from jeff. >> oh, man. no, no. i ain't never had sex at the workplace. you know. i would. i would like to, you know. >> jimmy: you can't judge a book by its cover. all right. >> i'm lee leftwitz. i'm from greenwood, indiana. >> the question is, have you ever had sex at work? and if so, tell us what happened. >> jimmy: ah? you're saying yes? almost everyone is saying yes. all right. well, let's find out. >> i'll tell you what, i don't have sex at home. at work? no. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, she's -- the answer is no. you're 0 for 2 so far. [ laughter ] let's go to number three. >> my name's hawk. i'm from north point, oregon. >> hawk, have you ever had sex at the workplace.

and if so, what happened? >> jimmy: you're saying hawk? why do you say -- now, we have a split decision here. more people -- i don't know. it seems to be about 50/50 on hawk. let's find out. >> that's personal, man. yes, i have. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. who do we have next? >> i'm katie cassidy. i'm from tachapee, california. >> tell us, have you ever had sex at the workplace? and tell us what happened? >> jimmy: this is taking an erotic turn for some reason. let's find out. >> never. never. i work at forever 21. it's all girls. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. well, at least she has a reason. or that would be fine, too. better, even. better. let's see the next one. >> i'm johnny. [ laughter ] from san francisco. >> johnny, tell us, have you

ever had sex at work? and if so, what happened? >> jimmy: yes? the audience says yes. >> yeah. i had sex at work. you know, i -- i wasn't spider-man. i was working in an office. and some of them secretaries. >> jimmy: there you go. secretaries and superheros. [ applause ] next up? >> all right. and tell us, have you ever had sex at work? and if you have, what happened? >> jimmy: huh? most everyone says yes. >> marvelous. of course i had sex at work. i work in a hospital. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i didn't know that was going on. all right. and our -- i believe final. >> rachel oberland. i'm from here in l.a. >> tell us, have you ever had sex in the workplace. and if so, what happened? >> jimmy: people are saying no. all right.

>> oh, my gosh. i did because i used to do porn. so, i did all the time. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: actually, that's one of charlie sheen's girlfriends. hooray for hollywood, you know? it's thursday night. it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc, where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it's "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> president obama is on his way to los angeles at this moment, for an evening of [ bleep ] among friefaces. >> we have a long way to go before everybody who wants a [ bleep ] job can find one. >> rick santorum's recent wins are really [ bleep ] things up. >> there's a difference between compromising and [ bleep ]. ♪ we go home again >> i think i just [ bleep ] up.

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>> jimmy: well, hello, there. tonight on the program, one-half of the cast of "khloe & lamar." and 1/27th of the kardashian clan. khloe kardashian odom is with us. and then, with music from this album, it's called "conditions of my parole," puscifer from the bud light stage. adorable. next week, we'll be joined by jessica alba. justin theroux, from ""modern family," eric stonestreet, "sports illustrated" cover model kate upton, former "sports illustrated" cover model, barney frank will be here. we'll have a cooking demo from a bona fide genius, nathan myhrvold. and we'll enjoy music from tower of power and die antwoord. they will not be performing together. and i have an exciting announcement to make. make sure to watch us after your late local news on oscar sunday for our seventh annual "jimmy kimmel live: after the academy awards" special. we'll have music from coldplay, a huge, new all-star celebrity comedy video, featuring george

clooney, tom hanks, helen mirren, meryl streep and many more names that i can't believe agreed to do this. and our guest that night? the great and powerful oprah winfrey. [ cheers and applause ] at long last, we meet. i can't figure it out, either. maybe i'm being punk'd. i don't know. but we'll find out next sunday night. when he isn't making movies, or first guest enjoys skeet shooting, the beach and exploring strange, new worlds in his starship. starting tomorrow, you can see him co-star alongside reese witherspoon and tom hardy in the new action comedy, "this means war." please say hello to chris pine. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] have you ever been skeet shooting? >> i have been skeet shooting before. but i said that as a joke once. >> jimmy: did you like it? >> i really did.

>> jimmy: there you go. >> i think i'm kind of like a left-leaning liberal. but i definitely -- >> jimmy: i love skeet shooting. skeet shooting is a lot of fun. >> it is. >> jimmy: and you know what? they're delicious, too, the skeet. >> yeah, clay. >> jimmy: how are you? you look like a lumberjack in that shirt. >> thank you, man. it's my lumberjack look. >> jimmy: you were on the starship today, correct? >> i was. i was shooting, yeah. >> jimmy: were you on the ship? were you in the costume and all that stuff? >> the whole the whole deal. >> jimmy: you ever wear it around? >> sure. >> jimmy: that would be a great thing. >> why not? >> jimmy: you took kind of a long time off between starting this movie and your last movie, right? >> yeah. i had about eight months off. >> jimmy: eight months. >> it was great. it was really, really -- as much as i like working, i like time off. and i -- >> jimmy: what did you do?

>> i worked on my house. i just bought a house. i worked on my house. >> jimmy: nice. >> that was a lot of fun. i traveled a bit. i went to south africa. i went to greece, which was fun. >> jimmy: greece is for sale, isn't it? >> yes, indeed. so i hear. >> jimmy: what was that like, greece? >> it was a lot of fun. >> jimmy: who did you go with? >> i went with a buddy of mine. his sister was getting married to a greek gentleman. so, we went over there. >> jimmy: got you. >> we traveled all around. we went to athens. we went to delphi, where the oracle of delphi. >> jimmy: of course. >> right? >> jimmy: that guy. >> that guy. >> jimmy: or god or whatever. i don't know. >> we went to miceny. we went all over. >> jimmy: did you behave like tourists? did you do the whole deal? >> yeah. i absolutely did. the one thing that they say -- the one thing that they say when you go to greece is not to pose. they don't like posing on --

>> jimmy: they don't? >> they don't appreciate it. >> jimmy: why not? >> i have no idea. i don't know. >> jimmy: they kind of invented posing, didn't they? >> there's some pictures out there of my friend and i doing all sorts -- >> jimmy: you posed. oh, yeah. you have to. >> doing things. >> jimmy: pretending you were throwing a discus? >> various monuments. >> jimmy: what's their problem with posing over there? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: think think we're posers. >> i don't know what it is. performance ar performance art. >> jimmy: your dad's here, right? >> my father? >> jimmy: yes. by dad, i meant father. >> he's out there? >> jimmy: in the dressing room, i'm told. >> no. >> jimmy: that's exciting for me. he was on "chips." >> khloe kardashian's father is bruce jenner. and her father was on "chips." >> jimmy: stepfather.

>> stepfather. was on "chips" with my dad. >> jimmy: you're part of the kardashian family. no wonder you love to pose. >> there you go. >> jimmy: you -- i heard a story about you. and i would like to ask you about it. when you were a youngster, you wrote a fan letter to a celebrity. >> i did. >> jimmy: not to a celebrity. tell us the story. >> growing up, i had three big crushes. it was schirra, mistress of the universe. >> jimmy: okay. cartoon character. >> an incredible leather -- at 8 years old, i could tell this was something. >> jimmy: we were stuck with betty rubble when i was a kid. but go on. >> not as good as schirra. then, there was nicole eggert, "charles in charge." that was a big phase for me. then, kristy swanson. i was really into kristy

swanson. i wrote a letter to "premiere" magazine, asking for her phone number. >> jimmy: did you get the phone number? >> not only did i not get the phone number, they printed the letter. and i was 12. it was like the week before my first day in junior high. >> jimmy: of course, all the junior high school kids are reading "premiere." >> this being hollywood, yeah. >> jimmy: and so, they embarrassed you. your name was on it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and no one ever got you the phone number. have you ever met her? >> never met kristy swanson. >> jimmy: do you want her phone number? >> do you have her? >> jimmy: i don't have her here. but i have her phone number. >> get out. >> jimmy: i figure we'd call her. and let's see how this goes. okay? [ cheers and applause ] all right. here we go. >> i'm all nervous now. this is my high school crush. >> jimmy: this is exciting. [ phone ringing ] i don't know why i'm holding the

phone up to my ear. >> hello? hello? >> jimmy: hello? is this kristy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: kristy swanson? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'm jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy. >> jimmy: and i'm sitting here with chris pine. >> are you kidding me? chris pine. >> jimmy: chris pine, the actor. >> yes, i love him. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, guess what? he loves you, too. >> he does? >> jimmy: he loves you so much, he wrote a letter to "premiere" magazine, when he was a kid, asking for your phone number. >> get out of town. are you serious? >> jimmy: not only didn't they give it to him, they printed his letter and humiliated him in front of his friends. >> and now, on national television. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: i thought it would be a good idea to put you on the phone. >> do i have to use the phone? >> jimmy: you do for her to hear you. >> hello, kristy. >> chris, i'm so flattered. i can't believe you did that.

and i can't believe they printed it. >> i can't believe i'm talking to you on national television right now. >> you are adorable. [ cheers and applause ] >> we should have a private conversation. >> you are adorable. >> i so wish i could have met you when i was 12. >> well, we still can meet. >> jimmy: it's not too late. >> it's only been 18 years in the making. i see the gentleman i told who made all this happen. i can't believe you. i can't believe you. >> jimmy: say whatever you wanted to say to her at 12. >> kristy, look. i'm going to be dead-honest with you. >> uh-huh. >> as a young man, i had a crazy crush on you. >> oh. >> i -- i met you in buffy. i don't know you other than buffy, clearly. >> right. >> but in buffy -- >> jimmy: tell her to take off her clothes. [ laughter ] >> i have been asked to ask you if you might -- if you're wearing a sweater.

>> jimmy: i think it's -- i think this is going well between you. >> my face is so red, it's matching my shirt. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: tell her you'll call her back tomorrow or later tonight. >> we can get together. >> you were like 11 when you wrote a letter? >> i was 11 or 12 years old when i wrote you a letter. i wrote "premiere" magazine, getting your phone number. >> oh, my gosh. well, now, you have it. give him my number. >> jimmy: here it is. >> are you single? >> oh, my god. look at this. i have a land line and a backup. >> jimmy: she asked if you're single. >> am i single? >> uh -- i'm a taken man. >> i don't mean for me. i'm an old married woman now. >> oh, you're married. >> yeah. i was thinking maybe my niece. >> whoa, whoa. >> jimmy: what's the point? [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy? >> jimmy: what's the point? chris pine. "this means war," opens in theaters tomorrow. we'll with back with more with chris. [ cheers and applause ] [ male announcer ] technology accelerates at a relentless pace. anything not moving forward is moving backward. [ tires screech ] [ engine turns over, tires squeal ] introducing the 2013 gs. with the lexus enform app suite, the most connected information and communication technology available in an automobile. [ tires screeching ] the all-new 2013 lexus gs. there's no going back. absolutely. thank you so much.

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gmc. mac-g. >> jimmy: and he allows that? that's okay? >> it was a very elusive. the last day of shooting, i get -- my assistant ran into my -- wherever i was on the set. you have to come to the set. they're taking paintballs. they're shooting one another. it sounded very urgent, having very dire, very serious. i ran to the set. there's tom and mcg, bare-butt, over some kind of -- on set somewhere. it was like three, two, one. and these two guys just took a paintball gun and -- >> jimmy: hit each other? >> went to town. went to town. >> jimmy: why? >> i have no idea. >> jimmy: well, this is exciting. the kristy swanson connection has been made. chris pine, everybody. the movie is called "this means war." it opens tomorrow. we'll be right back with khloe kardashian odom. [ cheers and applause ]

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi. we're back. still to come, music from puscifer.

many people doubted our next guest's highly-publicized marriage to an athlete she barely knew. and i was one of them. but now, after almost 2 1/2 years, they have the longest-lasting marriage in hollywood. and you can watch it all on their show, "khloe & lamar," sunday nights at 10:00 on e! please welcome america's little sister, khloe kardashian odom. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] how's it going? >> good. >> jimmy: you doing well? everything all right? [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm going to refuse to talk to you for a little bit. >> jimmy: for how long? >> until you -- okay. backstage -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> first of all, i'm like the co-host here. he's had me on the show a million times. >> jimmy: you've been on a bunch of times.

>> and i graciously sit here and let you bash me with the pumpkins and my marriage. but yet, he has pictures backstage with him and all these celebrity guests. and i'm not on the wall. so, i'm not talking to you until i'm on the wall. >> jimmy: i think you are on the wall, though. >> i'm not. >> jimmy: are you positive? >> i looked everywhere. >> jimmy: i'm almost positive you're on the wall back there. >> unless it's in your dressing room and you do something naughty. i don't know. >> jimmy: we'll talk. and i know you're on the wall back there somewhere. >> well, i want to be front and center, where everyone can see me. >> jimmy: okay. all right. i think you're in the green room, as i recall. >> yes. >> jimmy: thank you. the band never lies. hold on. i do not think you're correct. yes, there you are, right there. >> you know what? that's when i was here with ron. and when i was afraid he was going to take his clothes off, remember? >> jimmy: it was like a year ago. >> it was before he changed his name to world meta peace.

>> jimmy: he's changed his name four times since then. i'm glad we got that straightened out. are you happy now? >> now, i will talk to you. what do you want to ask me? >> jimmy: first of all, you're living in dallas now, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: part of the time? >> i live there full-time. i travel when lamar's on the road. lamar's in philly tonight. >> jimmy: i'm impressed with that. i didn't think you would move to dallas. >> why not? >> jimmy: i don't know. >> that's my husband. i'll go to timbuktu. >> jimmy: was lamar upset when he got traded to dallas from the lakers? >> i think, a trade in general. lamar's very emotional. he wears his heart on his sleeve. he was with the lakers seven years. won two championships with them. >> jimmy: sixth man of the year. >> so, i just -- you know, lamar, he said it's like going to a new school. like getting new classmates and a new teacher. everything is new. being -- what? i think it was 24 hours when we

were told we had -- we were traded until when he was already in dallas. that happened so fast, that to do that, and right before christmastime, it's a huge adjustment. so, he wasn't -- he was definitely upset. but more sad, not angry. >> jimmy: were you upset? were you angry with the lakers? i was angry with the lakers. >> it's not the lakers. it's a business at the same time. it's hard to say to a person, baby, it's not you. it's a business deal. i didn't want to say, you're right. make him more sad. i said, everything happens for a reason. dallas just won a championship. it's going to be amazing. so, i was very uplifting. >> jimmy: that's a very mature way to do it. i would be throwing -- at least toilet paper the place. >> the lakers were amazing to us. even when we came back, when the mavs played the lakers, he got a standing ovation. >> jimmy: the fans. >> the fans were phenomenal. >> jimmy: you handle these

things pretty well. you told your sister, kim, not to carry kris humphries, true? >> i gave my opinion. >> jimmy: your opinion -- >> which everyone saw in the wedding section. >> jimmy: she did not listen to you. >> i mean, we're sisters. with me, i'm very honest. so, i'll tell you how i feel. but with kim, i said my peace. but what sisters do, i'm -- i'm going to support you no matter what. and i'm -- i want her to be happy. if that's what made her happy, great. >> jimmy: did you sense there was trouble right off the bat? or did it take you a while to figure out? >> trouble between them? >> jimmy: yeah, as far as maybe it wasn't going to work out. >> no. not between them opinion i personally didn't mesh well with kris before they got married. >> jimmy: why not? >> the very first time i met him -- and i even said it on the show. i said, he kept saying, so, like, no one could get married in 30 days from meeting someone. so, like, how much are you going to put up this charade for? >> jimmy: oh, really?

wow. >> i was like, that was the very first time i met him. that's kind of rude. he just rubbed me the wrong way. and i didn't get a chance to be with -- like to bond with him because kim and kourtney got to be with him. >> jimmy: you're not crazy about -- her boyfriend. he's better now? you think he's better because of the kris experience? >> maybe. also, i am going to say -- >> jimmy: maybe scott hired kris. >> he could have. you know what? do not tell me this because that's going to be -- this is a conspiracy now. >> jimmy: anything's possible. don't rule anything out. >> wow. i'm going to tell my mom. and we're going to have a major powwow. >> jimmy: there should be an investigation. another kardashian investigation. >> honestly, scott and i -- again, i've been very honest with our ups and our downs. but he's worked really hard to, like, be back in our good

graces. and he's really matured. he's a great dad. i mean, no one's perfect. but i like that he's trying. and he's actually been consistently trying. before, he would try for a week. and then, mess up again. >> jimmy: it's so crazy. as i hear you talking, i think almost every family goes through this thing. only you guys do it on television. it's like very similar to what everyone else does. >> it's a reality show. >> jimmy: yeah. but there's usually not that much reality in them. >> but with ours, because we're a family, they shove us all in one house and they make us just -- it's like there's so many family members, i mean, that's what it is. >> jimmy: i got you. it's great to see you. i'm glad things are going well in dallas. give my best to lamar. we miss him here. we enjoyed having him here. khloe kardashian odom. the two-part season premiere of "khloe & lamar," begins sunday night at 10:00 on e! we'll be right back with puscifer. [ cheers and applause ] portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by bud portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by bud light.

the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series, sponsored by bud light. >> jimmy: this is their latest cd called "conditions of my parole." here with the song "telling ghosts," puscifer. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ the more you take the more you need ♪ ♪ the more you suck the more you bleed ♪ ♪ the dead know better so, listen to the letter ♪

♪ the more you suck the more you bleed ♪ ♪ echoes and specters and ghosts of none the wiser ♪ ♪ apparitions each bad decisions brush on by ♪ ♪ envious in the ever after ♪ ♪ electric fuzzy haze of regrets and dreams denied ♪

♪ the paramount and pompous disregard the cipher ♪ ♪ ignorant the gluttons and the media rush on by these ♪ ♪ messages from the ever after ♪ ♪ dead letter authors' deliverance denied ♪ ♪ the more you take the more you need ♪ ♪ the more you suck the more you bleed ♪ ♪ the dead know better

so, listen to the letter ♪ ♪ the more you suck the more you bleed ♪ ♪ echoes and specters and ghosts of none the wiser ♪ ♪ apparitions each bad decisions brush on by ♪ ♪ envious in the ever after ♪ ♪ electric fuzzy haze of