and we're always online at abcnews.com. jimmy kimmel's up next. see you here tomorrow. up next on a special extended "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> how could snooki be having a baby. i thought snooki was a baby. >> ed helms. >> in just a few days. i went from this to this. oh, yeah. >> no, no, no. >> leslie bibb. and music from wallpaper.

>> jimmy: hi. i'm jimmy kimmel. it's leap day, which means we've got an extra 24 hours to do whatever we want. and to celebrate, bmw has been kind enough to buy out all the national commercials tonight. so, we can bring you a lot more show. bmw appreciates that the one thing you can't buy these days is time. and yet, tonight, they have. we are skipping the first three commercial breaks tonight. that means you'd better go to the bathroom now, guillermo. where's guillermo? guillermo?, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh. >> i was about to drive to begas, in bmw's newest edition of the classic 3 series. you wanna come? >> jimmy: yes. but it's time for the show. >> don't be such a square, jimmy. bmw has gave us all this extra time. let's go do some blackjack. then, we will do the show.

>> jimmy: i would love to go do some blackjack, guillermo. but that's not how it works. we're still doing the show, just with fewer commercials. >> but i'm wearing my lucky underpants. >> jimmy: that's fine. you can wear your lucky underpants in here. all right? >> i don't think i can. >> jimmy: why not? >> because i am too shy. >> jimmy: oh, wearing them without -- well, you know what? put on your lucky pants and get in here. we have work to do. all right? >> all right. >> jimmy: come on in. >> dicky: bmw, we only make one thing -- the ultimate driving machine. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- ed helms. leslie bibb. and music from wallpaper. with cleto and the cletones. and now, let's get this started. here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ]

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. that's very nice. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. thank you, cleto. hi. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here tonight. it's leap day. it's leap day and humpday, which is -- i think that's lump day, right? lump day comes around once only every 10,000 years. and you're here for it tonight. thanks to our friends at bmw. we're almost completely commercial-free. you know normally you get bummed out when there's a long commercial break in a show? in about 30 minutes you'll be begging for one. i will not go away. leap day, as you know, comes around every four years. like the olympics or going to the dentist. i learned something. julius caesar came up with leap day like 2,000 years ago.

julius caesar invented leap day. and salad, i think. [ laughter ] today's a big night for another reason, too. isn't that right, guillermo? we have a big thing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: on january 17th, to motivate himself, i guess, guillermo made a promise on twitter that if he didn't lose ten pounds by the end of february, he would shave his mustache. and i've been holding him to that promise. and he got an extra day this year. [ laughter ] so, what did you weigh in like six weeks ago? what was it? >> 214. >> jimmy: 214 pounds. tonight, guillermo has to be under 204, or his mustache goes adios. do you think you're going to make the weight? >> no way. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, it will be fun to see you without the mustache. just out of curiosity, when was the last time you didn't have a mustache? it must have been like kindergarten or something, right? >> yeah. long time. >> jimmy: a long time, huh? guillermo was tweeting about his struggle with his weight this morning.

and he said, how many pounds can you lose in a day? [ laughter ] i think the answer is not enough pounds. [ laughter ] and he also tweeted, love is having someone who is gonna be there for you, thick or think. [ laughter ] beautiful, guillermo. beautiful. so, we're going to find out if you're thick or think later on. we're having a big weigh-in tonight. and then, we're going to do the thing. you want your mustache cremated or buried? >> buried. >> jimmy: you want it buried. all right. tonight on fox, they had a new episode of "american idol." an all-female episode of "american idol." they had all 12 of the female semifinalists performing. in the competition, there's a holly, a hallie, a hayley and a bailey. is this "american idol" or hugh hefner's next batch of girlfriends? [ laughter ] i think it's "american idol," the answer to that question. in other reality show news, mitt romney won the republican

primaries last night in michigan and arizona. rick santorum finished second in both states. rick santorum is only 3% behind romney in romney's home state of michigan. and in trumping that fact, santorum was kind enough to provide us with our unintentional joke of the day. >> you know, we came into the backyard of one of my opponents. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: people running for president. rick santorum, as those of you who follow politics know, is not a fan of birth control. but this might possible change his mind. it's not confirmed. but according to multiple news sources, snooki from "jersey shore," is pregnant. which is unusual. they don't usually mate in captivity. cnn asked snooki's publicist to

confirm or deny the rumors. they got no comment. remember when cnn talked about elections and hurricanes and stuff? how could snooki be having a baby? i thought snooki was a baby. you mean that tiny little person who falls down, slobbers and pees all over herself is an adult? tmz says they think the announcement of snooki's pregnancy is coming. plus, she was reading this book. "what to drink when you're expecting." [ laughter ] i'm actually happy for snooki. she's been trying so hard to have a baby. she's been in the smoosh room day and night with so many people. are we sure it's not just a pickle? there's a lot of speculation about who the father of the baby is. so far, the leading contenders are her boyfriend, jonny. her roommate, vinny. her other roommate, the situation, and a can of axe body

spray. this should be the greatest episode of "maury" yet. if not now, it's going to happen one day. and there is a lot her son or daughter can learn from her. snooki does occasionally impart a nugget of wisdom. and tonight, we packaged that wisdom in a bundle for her future child. this is what we call motherly advice for baby snooki. >> i will pee in a bush. i will poop in a bush and i will hide in a bush. >> jimmy: all right. [ applause ] what do you think she'll name the baby? it's got to be crazy, right? no way she names the kid jessica. right? it will probably be something italian like spumoni. it's scary to imagine the "jersey shore" cast members procreating. in case you are wondering how it

happened, it's not what you think. it's not the result of one event. it's the result of a chain of events. a gold-plated neck chain of events. and those events are the subject of a new show coming in about six months to mtv. >> ink baited in a seaside heights hot tub, a mixture of chlorine, alcohol, steroids, spray tanner and reproductive proteins, mix together to form a primordial soup. and then, lightning strikes, instantly synthesizing the chemical compounds. and giving life to shore baby. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: look at the abs on that kid. we've got a good, show for you tonight. ed helms is with us. from the new show "gcb," leslie bibb is here. and we have music from wallpaper. [ cheers and applause ] now, normally, we'd go to a commercial right now.

but we don't have any commercials. so, i have some extra time on my hands. i guess i could, like, read. [ laughter ] i could clean up my office. oh. my huey lewis club meeting. on wednesday nights, we have a meeting of our huey lewis club. and i'm always late. my cousin sal and my brother, jon, are probably there already. should we -- if you don't mind -- you guys, just hang here for a minute. i'm going to take cleto and cleto sr. and we'll be back in a minute. we do have a little extra time. [ cheers and applause ] this is great. because you know, we don't make enough time for ourselves. >> cleto: we really don't. >> jimmy: thank you. hey, how are you doing, joe? what's happening? ♪ and diamonds >> jimmy: hey, guys.

sorry i'm late. >> look who decided to show up for practice. >> jimmy: i'm doing the show. >> it's always something. >> jimmy: let's get this going. you guys been practicing? >> yeah. we got it down this time. >> jimmy: am i in the middle? right here? okay. it feels like there's a little tension in the room. >> a little bit. >> jimmy: there is? i don't think that's in the spirit of huey lewis or the news. can we just relax and do this? please? you, especially. >> it's good. >> jimmy: shades. [ laughter ] ♪ they say it's all right ♪ ♪ it's all right they say it's all right ♪ ♪ say it's all right have a good time ♪ ♪ 'cause it all right whoa, it's all right ♪ ♪ we're gonna move it slow when the lights are low ♪ ♪ when you move it slow

it feels like you know ♪ ♪ because it's all right whoa, it's all right ♪ ♪ when you wake up early in the morning ♪ >> i'm afraid you're just too darn -- you're just not very good. >> let's try it again. >> let's try it one more time. >> jimmy: take it from "wake up early in the morning." >> would you mind? ♪ when you wake up early in the morning ♪ ♪ feeling fair -- >> do. you know, the backups sound great. but, jimmy, you're just not cutting it. >> jimmy: my part is bad? i thought that cleto was a little off there. >> do you mind if i show you what i had in mind for the part? >> jimmy: i don't know if the guys would be all right with that. >> fine. >> yeah. >> you can do it. >> go ahead. >> jimmy: i'll just go stand over there then. >> yeah. thanks. >> jimmy: i'll need those back.

♪ they say it's all right ♪ ♪ they say it's all right ♪ ♪ it's all right have a good time ♪ ♪ 'cause it's all right whoa, it's all right ♪ ♪ when you wake up early in the morning ♪ ♪ see that room like so many of us do ♪ ♪ put a little soul and light on your door ♪ ♪ and surely something has to come to you ♪ ♪ you have to say it's all right you say it's all right ♪ ♪ say it's all right have is a good time ♪ ♪ 'cause it's all right whoa, it's all right ♪ ♪ you've got soul everybody knows ♪ ♪ that it's all right whoa, it's all right ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> thanks, buddy. >> cleto: good job, man. >> jimmy: see if -- check and see if ed helms is ready. ed? >> hey, jimmy. come on in. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. i'm very sorry. are you ready? we have no commercials tonight. >> yes. >> jimmy: that, i don't want to interrupt. >> it's okay. i can finish later. just a little recreational surgery. >> jimmy: okay. >> clear my head. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> good. how are you? >> jimmy: follow me. so, we'll -- thank you. how are you? everything all right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: we have no commercials. and i just -- i don't want to talk about it. but i'm out of the club now. so, what we'll do is, when we go up here -- we'll go up here. right? is this where we want to go? okay. and i'll position you -- i have to introduce you, you know? >> uh-huh.

>> jimmy: like an official thing. >> okay. >> jimmy: so, if you would -- up here. no, no. just come right here. [ cheers and applause ] don't pressure him. don't clap. i'll tell you when it's time to clap for him. go to the inside of the door right there. okay. great. hey, if you're just joining us, this is our leap day show. it's being brought to you with very few commercial interruptions thanks to our friends at bmw. so, we have some extra time. tonight on the program, starting this sunday night, at 10:00, you can see her star in the new show, "gcb," here on abc. leslie bibb is here. and then, with music from this album, called "stupidfacedd," they did not proofread this album cover. wallpaper, from the bud light stage. oh, look who's back. how was practice? >> it was great. >> cleto: it was really good.

>> jimmy: glad to hear it went well. >> cleto: thank you. you know our first guest from "the office," and from very successful motion pictures based on the after-effects of drinking too much. next, you can see him, alongside jason segal, in the movie "jeff, who lives at home," which opens in theaters march 16th. please say hello to ed helms. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] how are you? >> i'm great. i'm great. >> jimmy: i like that tie. that tie reminds me of my high school years, to be honest with you. >> not sure how to take that. >> jimmy: it's a compliment. yeah. what is that? what do you call that? madras? >> madras? >> jimmy: madras. >> you say madras? we got it backwards. it's okay. >> jimmy: how are you? >> i call it plaid. >> jimmy: i know you shot this

movie in new orleans, which is -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: is that a good -- is it good to spend a lot of time in new orleans? >> "jeff, who lives at home," was shot in new orleans, which is the greatest city on earth. >> jimmy: you love new orleans. >> the crescent city. it is so -- >> jimmy: why is it the greatest city. >> it's vibrant. you know, there's a lot going on. it's -- the food is amazing. >> jimmy: yeah. the food is great there. sure. >> it's -- it's just cool. i could move there. i literally would love to live there. >> jimmy: do you really feel like you really could move there? every time i go on vacation any place, i think i should move there. >> i think i could move to new orleans. >> jimmy: for real? >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you -- >> i -- then, i couldn't do -- be in all these dumb movies and so forth. and that's important. that really is important for society. >> jimmy: quite a few actors are living in new orleans. did you go out drinking and go on bourbon street? >> all that. we were working very, very hard.

>> jimmy: no doubt. >> but jason segal and i -- my co-star in the movie, we had a fair amount of fun, as well. >> jimmy: you did? >> yes, indeed. we did not find a voodoo ritual, which was on my list. >> jimmy: was it really? >> i just thought that would be a fun, cool, new orleansy thing. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. i'm sure. nothing cuter than satan. >> the concierge couldn't help us with that one. >> jimmy: are there really voodoo rituals that go on in the new orleans area? >> i don't know. and i still don't. >> jimmy: did you try really to go see them? >> i just mentioned it to somebody because i thought -- and they were, like, you know, the tourist version is -- there's the tourist version, which is sort of cheap and not worth it. and then, there's the real version, which is just scary as hell and you probably want to stay away. >> jimmy: so, you opted to stay away from those? the voodoo that drew you to the

new orleans area? >> yeah. you know? no. whatever. it's sort of a spooky, fun thing. yes. the party atmosphere is crazy there. a bus stop turns into a party. it's just like -- >> jimmy: yes. >> it never stop there's. >> jimmy: people carrying instruments around for no apparent reason. >> drinks there have horrible names. the hand grenade. >> jimmy: the hand grenade. >> it's a drink. >> jimmy: what's in the hand grenade? do you know? >> just gun powder and shrapnel. and vodka. >> jimmy: did you enjoy the hand grenade when you were there? >> my girlfriend came to visit. and we went out on bourbon street, which is insane on a monday night. and we were out on a saturday night. and we did have some hand grenades, just because we wanted to do bourbon street properly. >> jimmy: crazy there when you're there? >> here's what i learned the hard way, that demographic, the bourbon street demographic, has

a significant overlap with the "hangover" fan demographic. >> jimmy: i see. >> and i love the fans of that movie. they're the greatest. but in that milieu, they are -- they are not at their best. >> jimmy: were they forcing drinks on you? >> that's the thing. once you're recognized as somebody from that movie, you're no longer a person. you're just their party mascot. >> jimmy: uh-huh. [ laughter ] >> and they have to get you hammered. and all of a sudden, it's like, you have to relive the movie with us. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you become a receptacle for their drinks. and i've had this. do you feel you have to have the drinks with them because there's some sort of -- you want to please them. or some sort of anxiety they may think you're not cool or something like that? >> you know -- [ laughter ] i have gone down that road. >> jimmy: yeah. >> with disastrous consequences.

>> jimmy: it's a bad road. >> and i now know better. the weird thing is it starts out as this nice, positive thing. but it turns really agro really fast. they're like, no, you can't leave. you are doing 20 more shots of this drink, which we just named the ed helms head exploder. >> jimmy: on a more wholesome note, you're in the movie "the lorax," well, your voice is. >> yeah. dr. seuss book, "the lorax," one of my favorites as a kid. >> jimmy: have you seen the movie yet? >> i did. we just had the premiere last weekend. my mom came out for it. >> jimmy: she did? >> yeah. >> jimmy: does she usually come out to your premieres and that sort of thing? >> she does occasionally. but this one, she was like, i have to be there because i have to meet betty white.

>> jimmy: really? she likes betty white? >> she likes betty white more than me. so, she came on the red carpet with me. you know, it's a whole drill. it's a lot of interviews. photos. and so forth. and she was just there the whole time, can we meet betty now? where's betty? and we get to the end of the carpet, where we would go into the movie. wane still hadn't seen here. but we got word that she was at the other end of the carpet. so, my mom's like -- we have to go. we have to go. we have to go back. we have to run all the way back down to the end of the carpet. and we chase her down. she's getting in a car to drive over to another party of the theater or something. and we stop her. i was like, betty, betty, hi. it would mean so much if i could introduce my mom. and my mom was completely starstruck. can't get ahold of herself. betty is lovely and sweet. it's a nice moment. she gets into the car and drives

away. and my mom says, i didn't take a picture. she lost it. >> jimmy: really? >> she was so angry. i was like, we met betty white. it happened. this was a memory to have. >> jimmy: she needs it to tell her friends. she has to show that picture. you could photoshop a picture of her and betty white together. >> there it is. >> jimmy: you could have them showering together. you could do anything you want. >> that's my mom, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, i'm sorry. >> that's betty white, for god's sake. an american treasure. >> jimmy: tell us about "jeff, who lives at home." it's a good title. a strange title. do you play jeff in this movie? >> i play jeff's brother, pat. jeff is played by the amazing jason segal. >> jimmy: got you. >> and we are brothers. and it's this weird caper movie that follows these two brothers who are having a hard time getting their lives together. and judy greer, susan sarandon. yeah.

it's awesome. >> jimmy: we have a clip here. would you like to set this up for us? >> the clip, i believe is i'm driving a new car that i just got. and i'm kind of like bragging about it to jeff. and we have a very contentious relationship. so, that's part of it, too. >> jimmy: okay. we'll take a look. it's called "jeff, who lives at home." >> porsche's tiny. >> porsche's normal size. you're a sasquatch. >> are those workout gloves? >> i don't think so. they came with the car. so, check this out. >> pat, slow down. >> i can't hear you. bose surround sound. >> stop. >> two. >> turn, turn, turn. >> shut up. >> stop the car. >> street. street. >> did you not see that damn tree? >> jimmy: that would not have happened if you were driving a

bmw. >> i would just like to apologize for "the lorax." i did not mean to hit that tree. i believe the tree survived. >> jimmy: yeah. really. yeah. this is a dilemma for you. >> i didn't even realize it until just now. this is a serious conflict of interests. >> jimmy: you're shooting "the office." you have that going on. it must be hard to -- do you have any time for yourself? >> i have a little time here and there. i try to just stay in shape. workout. >> jimmy: you do seem to be in good shape. >> i'm fit as a fiddle. that's not true. >> jimmy: how do you stay in shape? >> i have a trainer. >> jimmy: someone you pay to come to make sure you workout? >> i pay him most of the time. but i do get free sessions. >> jimmy: you do? >> when i plug him on tv. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> which i would very much like to do. >> jimmy: oh. >> can i do that? we actually made a commercial. >> jimmy: oh. well, that's a weird thing. we have no commercials tonight on the show. >> perfect. because i made a commercial with my trainer. and i've been trying to, like,

inject it into all my appearances so i get free sessions. i have it on this -- >> jimmy: you a commercial in your pocket? >> it's on this jump drive. can you -- >> jimmy: yeah. i think we can -- >> playable. >> jimmy: we can run that. come grab that, alex. and pretend to bring it to the booth. yeah. [ laughter ] let's -- oh, look. he's in the booth already. let's take a look at your commercial. >> another tough workout. are you feeling flabby and out of shape? then, wow, do i have the guy for you. he's brian, the personal trainer. he works out your quads and your pecs and your abs. he's brian, the personal trainer. hi. i'm celebrity, ed helms. and in just a few days, i went from this. to this. thanks to brian, i can totally wear pants again. and i feel so sexy, i can barely keep my hands off myself. but don't just take my words for

it. see what other people are saying about brian. [ laughter ] yeah. you stand still there. we're going to show the other people. and then, they're going to come back to us in a second. no. just stand here. just stand here. yeah. take it from -- i had one of the greatest workouts in the history of the world. take it from those satisfied customers, brian is the best. if you want to look like me, or even him, then call the info on brian's awesome business card. [ laughter ] there's only one name in fitness you need to know. and it's brian. oh. and bring your own towel. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, that's -- [ cheers and applause ] hopefully that will get you at

least three. ed helms, everyone. "jeff, who lives at home" in theaters march 16th. you want to go or i'll bring leslie out? >> yeah. here we go. >> jimmy: our next guest stars as a former mean girl turned broke-and-disgraced widow, who returns to her hometown of dallas to face her old high school enemies in the highly-anticipated new show titled, "gcb." it premieres sunday night at 10:00 here on abc. please say hello to leslie bibb. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: how's everything? >> everything's pretty good. >> jimmy: what's new? anything? >> just a tv show. >> jimmy: that's a good thing. a new tv show. what does "gcb" stand for now? >> it was good christian bitches. can't do that. then, it became good christian belles. can't do that. so, now, just "gcb."

>> jimmy: just "gcb." we looked gcb up. >> oh, no. >> jimmy: it turns out gcb is a chicken sandwich at the mcdonald's in malaysia. >> it's a unique chicken experience. >> jimmy: it is a unique chicken experience. it looks unique. that's for sure. there's something. i think the people in malaysia are going to be confused when that show comes on. when you sell the international rights, you might want to change things up. >> it's a winner, winner, chicken dinner. >> jimmy: i heard you had a very impressive breakfast the other night? who did you meet? >> there's a thing called the night before oscar party. and somehow i wrangled an invitation. and i walked in. and i get very excited when i see people. i don't know. i get very -- i get excited to see you. i'm excited to see you. [ laughter ] i just get excited. and i do this weird claw hand

when i get excited. so, i'm standing there. and i'm with my agent. and all of a sudden i go -- [ gasps ] oh, and expletive. there is meryl streep. there's meryl streep. i was like, i just want to go punch her out. i want to punch her. she's so cute. and i'm literally doing this claw hand. and my agent was like, don't go up to her. go -- i can't. >> jimmy: you had feels of violence. >> i just want to -- >> jimmy: like how some people get with babies. you see the fat legs on a baby. i just want to eat them. >> yes. >> jimmy: did you tell meryl streep -- >> i kind of wanted to eat her. >> jimmy: attack and kill her? >> i did. her little cheeks. they're so cute. wouldn't it be fun to be able to do that? i just -- can you imagine if i walked up and i grabbed her. like, you are so fantastic. >> jimmy: i bet that happens to her a lot. have you done that with other people? >> well, you know, i -- i, yeah.

i have. >> jimmy: who have you done it to? >> well, there's a story that i went up to angelica houston. and i got excited. i didn't grab her. but i told her, you're so beautiful, i want to cut your face. >> jimmy: normal. >> i was just excited. >> jimmy: typical reaction. >> it was just not -- you know? i get excited. i get so -- like somebody showed me a picture. i'm like, ooh, i think your dog's so cute, i'm going to kick it. [ laughter ] i squeeze my dog sometimes too hard. and she squeals. >> jimmy: you're inclined towards violence? >> a little bit. a little bit. i just get excited. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i totally punched robert de niro. >> you did? >> yeah because i love him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the last time you were here, speaking of violence, you had a concussion, right? >> i did. >> jimmy: is that cleared up now? are you okay? >> i'm through that. i have a little bit -- i went to my doctor. and so, my new health thing is i

have a really high level of mercury in my system right now. >> jimmy: really? >> yes, from eating too much fish. >> jimmy: oh. >> and so, i have to, you know, do all this stuff to clear it out. >> jimmy: what do you have to do to clear it out? >> well, you can take pills. but when you find out, my doctor goes, you eat a lot of fish. i want to test you for mercury. how do you do that? you go home. you take these pills. wake up at 5:00. take these 15 pills. 15 pills that are supposed to suck the mercury out of your organs. drink like two gallons of water. go to bed. don't pee. hold it. okay. hold it. and then, get up and pee into in orange bucket. and i was like, what? and i was, like, is it a wide mouth? yes. you will make it. i was like, okay. so, i -- for three hours, i'm,

like. it's not good. i was catching my pee for three hours. and then, it doesn't stop there. then, you -- then, it's like a science kit. there's gloves, like the last time i was here. i put on the gloves. like dr. oz gloves. you put on the gloves. then, you have to take your urine and pour it into vials and shake it. and then, you have to keep it in your fridge for a day until you can get to a fedex office. and then, you have to fedex it across the country. >> jimmy: does that remove the mercury? >> no. my mercury is like crazy. you're supposed to have like ten. and i have like 55. >> jimmy: is there anything you can do to get rid of it then? >> you have to take the pills. i have to go get -- you take the pills. and then, you pull out the mercury. then, you have to go get colonics. >> jimmy: really? those do something? >> i guess they get the mercury

out. >> jimmy: pardon me for asking. but have you done it? >> this is terrible. oh, god. >> jimmy: don't worry. ed is a doctor. [ laughter ] >> not licensed. >> in the state of california. >> jimmy: so, you go. and then, somebody does this to you? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: and how does it work? do you talk to them while it's going on? >> i have to because, you know -- it's your -- >> jimmy: what do you want? >> i don't know. i get very nervous. and i'm sitting there. and so, i asked the girl, i was, like, how did you get into the field? [ laughter ] and she was, like, i felt drawn to it. and i was like, why? and she had had issues when she was a child. she had part of her intestines taken out. and colonics seemed to help her. so, we were talking about that. and then, i asked about her boyfriend. i said, are you dating? i don't know. i'm trying to make -- trying to take all of the focus off of me, and trying not to -- it's like a

pink elephant in the room. >> jimmy: well, i hope not. [ laughter ] in that case, you've got some serious mercury poisoning. [ laughter ] >> yeah. it is crazy, though. but you feel very light after you've had a colonic. >> jimmy: i can only imagine. >> you really do. you feel fantastic. >> jimmy: that's a great recommendation. i hope i get mercury poisoning, too. we're all going to watch the show, "good christian bitches." >> oh. no. "gcb." you can't say -- people get really hot. >> jimmy: who does? >> people. the joneses. they get really hot over saying good christian -- and the b-word. >> jimmy: i'll never say it again. >> a unique chicken experience. >> jimmy: i hate to -- i hate to say this, but you know, i have a little bit of free time. and i'd like to -- i love talking to you both. if you don't mind, i actually have a couple of errands i need to run. >> okay. >> jimmy: we're going to weigh guillermo in a couple of minutes. >> how long are your going to be gone? >> jimmy: i won't be gone long. can you hang out for a second.

and guillermo -- just stay right here. everybody stay here, also. guillermo, i want to get you one, final workout before we weigh you in. okay? >> okay. >> jimmy: let's go. how much can you talk about colonics? >> i know. >> jimmy: enough already. >> you can go all day. >> jimmy: you think you're going to make weight? >> nah. >> jimmy: i don't think so, either. but maybe this will help. i want to save your mustache. i love that mustache. i'm fond of it. >> me, too. >> jimmy: i like it better than i like you. jump in. >> okay. >> jimmy: we'll get going. >> okay. >> jimmy: okay. >> can you open the door? >> jimmy: is it open? there we go. >> okay. >> jimmy: great. here we go. all right. let's roll. >> okay.

>> jimmy: it's nice to get out, right? >> oh, yeah. it's great. >> jimmy: we got an e-mail here. oh, yeah. >> richard simmons. >> jimmy: ooh, richard simmons. >> guillermo, waiting for you at slimmons. dress to sweat. >> jimmy: you are dressed to sweat. there's hot dogs. you want to stop for a hot dog? >> i would love to. >> jimmy: see? that's the problem. we're not stopping for hot dogs now. we're going to workout. you have to lose some weight. >> vegan. >> jimmy: what? >> that's a place, vegan. the place with no animals. >> jimmy: i don't think he's vegan. i don't think he's vegetarian, either. what do you think the studio audience is doing right now? >> maybe just waiting for us. >> jimmy: all right. it's right up here. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] good luck.

>> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: i love you. >> i love you, too. >> jimmy: okay. run around the car. i'll watch you on the rear and side-view cameras to make sure you get sweaty. sweat it up. perspire, jimmy. >> should i keep running, jimmy? >> jimmy: that's good. >> okay. see you later. i'm here, richard simmons. >> i'm going to help guillermo. guillermo. guillermo. we're going to get him in shape, richard. we're going to get him in shape. i can't wait to meet guillermo. >> it's you. >> oh, it's you. oh. hi. i am so excited you're here. >> me, too. >> and when i told jennifer lopez i was coming to meet you, she let me borrow this. what do you think? >> wow. >> you like it? >> isn't it too short? >> the little bow. that's enough. do i like like a pinata?

tell me the truth. >> a little bit. >> well, i am your pinata. i know. don't touch it. see this? gordo? no is bueno. >> i just had a baby. so, i'm fat. >> your wife just had a baby. you can't exercise in this. you have to change. you have to get ready because we're going to workout. >> what do i need? >> you need to change. >> okay. >> guillermo. >> wow. >> you look fantastico, mi amigo. >> jimmy: dry cleaner's right here. hello? >> hi. >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm fine, thank you. >> jimmy: good. i got a couple of things to pick up. i got a suit, shirts and chewbacca costume. >> okay. >> jimmy: yeah. if you don't mind. i see you got the head shots

here, huh? >> yes. >> jimmy: you're missing somebody, right? who do you think you're missing here? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: anybody in your neighborhood that is not on the wall? that gets his cleaning done here? >> no. >> jimmy: tv star? >> i have a lot of -- >> jimmy: looks kind of like this. >> oh. who's that? >> jimmy: it's me. >> oh, it's you. >> jimmy: yes. >> okay. >> jimmy: you want it on the wall? >> are you famous? >> jimmy: are any of these people famous? >> of course. >> jimmy: who's this guy? >> he's a comedian. >> jimmy: how about this guy? who's this? >> he's a country singer. >> jimmy: i never heard of him. >> oh, he's good. >> jimmy: you have jean-claude van damme. >> yeah. i love him. >> jimmy: what about that guy up on the top. timothy pollard. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: if you don't mind, i'm going to put my picture up over his. >> no. >> jimmy: yeah.

there we go. look? see? i even wrote on it. to cleaners, good. you got my stuff? >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay. what about my chewbacca costume? >> chewbacca? >> jimmy: oh, cory. >> jimmy. >> jimmy: you're wearing it. thank you very much. you ever want to come by the show some time, let me know. >> really? >> jimmy: yeah. i have a show. it's right across the street. >> oh, really? >> jimmy: yeah, really. come on, let's go. >> okay. >> jimmy: thanks. >> okay. >> jimmy: see you guys later. do you believe that? >> yeah. i couldn't believe it. >> jimmy: i mean, it's -- you know. >> i couldn't believe it. >> jimmy: crazy, right? jump in. >> that was. that was weird. >> jimmy: put your seat belt on. >> okay. >> jimmy: i'm on a little break right now. >> really? >> jimmy: yeah. >> thanks for picking me up. >> jimmy: my pleasure. sorry i left you there for two weeks. >> that's okay.

that guy had free peanut butter. >> jimmy: oh, he did? >> yeah. and he was eating a jelly sandwich. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> this is step aerobics. we're going to start with this. say hello to the step. >> i have to? >> no. just say hola, step. >> hola, step. >> now, do it with me. touch, down. touch, down. let's go. get closer -- get closer. touch, down. touch, down. touch, down. >> why do i have to wear the short shorts? >> what? >> they're so short. they're so small. >> they're not small. they're fine. don't aggravate me. just, let's do this. ready? and up, up, down, down. yeah. stay in here. and go in place. >> let me go use the restroom. >> you can't hold it in for just a little bit more time? yes or no? >> no. >> want me to come with you? >> no. >> if you really have to go. come on. >> yes. >> okay.

>> where are we going? >> jimmy: actually, i have to return a videotape to blockbuster. i have had this tape since '97. "leprechaun 4pinocchio, i spend time watching "pinocchio." >> jimmy: really? like the wooden puppet. i'm familiar with the story. you should check out "leprechaun 4." >> wow. i've never even seen that one. >> jimmy: it's a real good one. >> guess that's like about a leprechaun? >> jimmy: yeah. >> okay. part four, so -- >> jimmy: right. >> he's done it before. >> jimmy: yeah. this is the fourth time. >> okay. >> jimmy: yeah. let's go in the store. >> yeah. >> jimmy: hi. i want to return this video. i've had it for like 15 years. >> this is a vhs, sir.

>> jimmy: yeah. >> we don't rent these out anymore. >> jimmy: i know. i'm returning it. >> do you have "leprechaun 5"? >> jimmy: and "pinocchio 2" if you have it. >> they made a second one? >> jimmy: you know what? we're actually good on the thing. you can keep that. and i think we're all set. okay? >> keep it? >> jimmy: just keep it. give it to a kid or something. an old person? thanks. good night. >> have a good one. >> jimmy: you, too. now, run to the car. run to the car. >> come on. pedal. there you go. >> oh, yeah. >> come on. no, no. no carnitas for you. no, no no. a little bit faster. come on. >> look. look at the flying hamburger. >> oh. >> no is bueno, huh?

ped pedal, pedal, to the metal. breathe. look at you go. >> bring the hamburger back. >> keep pedaling. >> will you bring it back? >> no. i'm not bringing it back. >> why? >> say please. >> please. >> jimmy: tell me more about "pinocchio." >> "pinocchio," okay, it's the story of this little wooden boy. and this little beetle is pushing him -- >> jimmy: a cricket. >> oh, a cricket. >> jimmy: how many times did you see this movie? >> hundreds at least. >> jimmy: it's a cricket. >> you think that's a cricket. >> jimmy: well, his name is jiminy cricket. so, yeah. >> i thought at first -- i always assumed. beetles and crickets, they're like the same almost. >> jimmy: no. no, they're not. >> i mean, no, they're not. but, no. they look alike a little bit. >> jimmy: not really.

no. >> but basically, yeah. >> jimmy: his name is jiminy cricket. >> jimmy cricket. i thought that was part of his name. jiminy cricket. >> jimmy: it is. >> yeah. but i thought -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> it does make sense. >> and we move our neck. we move our neck. around. around. around. round. round. >> round. round. >> why are you resisting me? why? come on. and two. and three. and four. >> i can't breathe. >> and four. four more. come on. and out. and out. don't you feel good? you're really doing well. guillermo, i'm happy for you. i'm happy. >> i forgot my wallet. i got to go. >> you don't need your wallet right now. we're doing toning. >> i've got to go. >> if you go, i'm going to follow you.

come on. you can't go. in is serious business. >> jimmy: all right. hopefully guillermo is finished. oh, hide the candy. we don't want to tempt him. >> he's going to eat it. >> jimmy: and get in the chewbacca. >> okay. >> jimmy: there he is. look at you. >> do i look skinny? >> jimmy: you do look very skinny. >> that was a great workout. >> jimmy: you look so good. >> my butt is burning. >> jimmy: buckle up, everybody. >> can we go eat? >> jimmy: yeah, let's get something to eat. no. we have to go back to the show, actually. >> oh, yeah? >> jimmy: yeah. >> okay. >> jimmy: we have to drop you off, right? >> my hand's stuck in the seat belt. >> jimmy: oh, your hand's stuck in the seat belt? >> yeah. something went wrong. >> jimmy: something went wrong. guillermo, have you ever seen the movie "pinocchio"? >> yeah. >> jimmy: well him about it, gordon. >> his nose, it grows. >> oh, yeah? >> it's a problem for him throughout the film and throughout his life. >> oh.

>> yeah. >> jimmy: he doesn't havie izt easy. >> yeah. pinocchio never did. >> he doesn't have a family? >> he has that old guy. >> jimmy: geppetto. >> and he's always looking for him from the neighbors. have you seen pinocchio? no. that's it right there. >> jimmy: what is it? >> that house. >> jimmy: all right. take care, cory. >> all right. i'll see you guys later. >> okay. >> thanks for the ride. >> jimmy: our pleasure. take it easy. >> wow. what a nice house. >> jimmy: yeah. i'd like to go in there and watch "pinocchio" with him. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we've got to get back. >> there's no way we can stop any drive through? >> jimmy: you're trying to lose weight, though, right? >> yeah. you're right. >> jimmy: you know what? you can have some candy. but just one piece. >> only one. all right. only one.

>> jimmy: all right. let's go. >> jimmy, can i get one more candy? >> jimmy: no. well, yeah. there's some in the trunk. you can grab it. okay? >> okay. >> like you need candy? you're not getting any candy. >> why? >> jimmy: richard? >> i'll get out of the gorgeous bmw. >> jimmy: we have to go. >> i told you i was going to keep an eye on you. did i tell you i was going to keep an i on you. >> jimmy: quite a parade we have going here. >> what have i told you? >> jimmy: you said no candy. you did say no candy. >> but i love candy. >> jimmy: he said no candy. >> no candy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let's do this. you guys, come over here for a second. richard, come up here.

it's time for the weigh-in. >> how are you? >> jimmy: guillermo, are you ready? >> i'm going to kill you. >> jimmy: it's time for the moment of truth. >> wait. >> jimmy: yes? >> all right. let's talk about this one second. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you can't cut his mustache off. >> jimmy: he promised. it's a motivator for him. >> we have to give him a second chance. i thought maybe, you could shave my armpit air. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> you can shave my chest. >> jimmy: save your head? >> you can shave down here. >> jimmy: guillermo, jump up on the scale. you have to be less than 214 pounds. >> give him a chance, jimmy. >> jimmy: it has to be less than 204 pounds. >> give him another week. >> jimmy: no? he made it. >> yahoo! >> jimmy: congratulations.

well, congratulations. oh, we'll take a commercial break, our first tonight. we'll come back with music from wallpaper. [ cheers and applause ] the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series, sponsored by bud light. we spend a lot of time on the feed

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