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and music from eli young band. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for coming. if you for watching. thank you for making me the top priority in your life. i appreciate it. i'm glad to see everyone survived april fool's day. who told their kids they were adopted this weekend? you know who i feel worse for on april fool's day, mr. t. poor guy has so much pity for fools, he really doesn't get to

enjoy the day. april fool's is a very bad day to have a heart attack because nice try dad, i'm taking the car. gee yermo was the victim of a small prank, rent you? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: do we have the tweet? he tweeted, my wife just told me, you lose so much weight, you look good, april fool's, ha ha ha! that's nice. [ applause ] >> jimmy: did you do anything to her besides impregnate her with a baby? >> i told her -- >> what? >> i told her if she leaves, i will miss her. >> jimmy: and then you left? >> no, i say april fo. [ applause ] >> jimmy: all right. i guess that's good. sounds like you two might have some issues to work out.

okay. we have the results of our big april fool's day youtube challenge prank this year coming up in just a few minutes. you will like it. it's good. how many of you played the mega millions lottery over the weekend? [cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a lot of people did. i believe they shouldn't allow lottery drawings on the same weekend at april fool's day. the mega millions jackpot added up to a record $656 million. three people correctly picked all six numbers. now the plan is to throw them into a pit of some kind and have them fight to the death. the winning tickets were sold in illinois, kansas, and maryland. all we know is their first names are khloe, kourtney, and kim. [cheers and applause ] can you imagine? we'd have to kill them, right? we'd have no other choice.

this is a line. you cannot buy lottery tickets in nevada. so this is the line outside a store just over the border of nevada in california. this will show you how excited people got. thousands of people lined up in the middle of the desert. at the end of the line, there's no roller coaster or justin bieber. there's a guy in a smock handing you paper with numbers on it. if only there were other ways to gamble in nevada, people wouldn't have to go to these lengths. i always think it's funny people wait in line for hours and hours when it's $640 million, but if it's a hundred million, not really worth it. none of the people in that line were winners, by the way, in any sense of the word. they stood in line for nothing, wasting a whole day. whenever the jackpot gets really big, people start fantasizing about what they would spend the money on. rarely do i believe the people who say they wouldn't quit their

jobs. i once turned in my resignation after winning a small order of fries in a mcdonald's monopoly game. cbs news in new york had a great idea. they asked children what they would do if they won the lottery. here's what the kids had to say. >> well, you have to be 18 years old to play. the little ones can help pick the numbers and dream big. sophie silverman has a perfect plan for the cash. >> i would buy a big house, and i would get all the dogs in the shelter to live with me in the big house. >> reporter: and the betting field brothers visiting from washington d.c., have great ideas. >> visitio games, and some dragons. >> jimmy: and a gun to shoot this horse. there's a rivalry between horses and dragons to goes way back. it's fun to speculate as to how you'd spend the money if you won $650 million, but the fact of

the matter, the vast majority of us will never have to worry about it. there were three winners and millions of losers. so rather than ask people what they do if they won. my cousin sal went to hollywood boulevard to ask people what they're planning to do now that they've lost the mega millions. >> did you guys play the mega millions jackpot? >> yes, we did. >> and you lost? >> yes, we did. >> what are you doing with your lives now that you've lost? >> the same old thing. i still have to do the yard work. >> serving, being a waitress and going the uphill battle. >> go back to work and keep on living. >> keep on going to dance every day. >> i don't have a clue. >> but you didn't win? >> i didn't win. but it's all right. >> of course, it's all right. what are you going to do with your life, like, say tomorrow now that you're a mega millions

loser? >> what? i ain't no loser. >> you're a mega millions loser? >> no, i ain't a loser. >> now that you're a mega millions loser, what are you going to do with your life? >> i might just throw myself against this traffic and just end it. >> all right. can we get that? go ahead. go ahead, do it. but really do it, though. >> jimmy: you know what, it just goes to show you -- i don't know what it goes to show you. this is interesting. katie curisic with with us and she's guest hosting with our fornler rivals. apparently the folks at nbc saw this as a threat. so they invited sara palin to guest host on their morning show, the "today" show. these going to be there

tomorrow. matt lauer and the gang talked to sara palin by phone and if the chemistry here is any indication, tomorrow's show should be something special to watch. >> good morning to all of you. >> are you interested in talking about some of the things going on other than politics? what else would you like to weigh in on? >> oh, my goodness, there's so much to weigh in with energy prices and, you know, and national security issues. >> safe travels, governor, we'll see you tomorrow. >> jimmy: they have to keep it moving, i guess. i hear she's taking ann curry swan hunting in central park. that should be good. tonight the end of march madness, it will be an entire year before we hear the word gonzaga again. the game is on right now. so i guess it's safe to assume none of you care. a lot of people with office pools care. between this and the mega millions, i think we've proven beyond the shadow of a doubt

that we as a country have a gambling problem, but while all of the attention was on college basketball, the play of the year came from a high school team this weekend. this from the pride of iowa senior all-star game on saturday. this is what they did to start the game. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's a touchdown don't, i think, right? that's seven points. then the other team set fire to that team's bus. the last three weeks were spring break for college students. this week is spring break for students in kindergarten through the 12th grade. why do kindergartners need a spring break? are they burned out on play-dow?

this is the week parents get a chance to reconnect with their children. last week i issued one of our now infamous youtube challenges. every once in a while i encourage you to do something terrible to your loved ones and then tape it and post it to youtube for the whole country to enjoy. this video was inspired by a video alicia silverstone posted online last week. she chews the food and spits it into the boy's mouth. she calls it premastication. the rest of us call it disgusting. but everyone's entitled to decide whether his or her child should chew their own food. so i asked parents to serve their children pre-chewed food and tape their reaction to it and upload the videos to youtube with a title hay, jimmy kimmel,

i silverstoned by kid. tonight we've assembled the best of the best. enjoy. >> i chewed that. i chewed it up and then instead of swallowing it, i spit it back out in there. >> disgusting. >> that's disgusting. >> you don't want to take it from my mouth? >> no. no! no! >> you eat it. it's a fruit roll-up. >> it's gross. you chewed it. >> jack, you eat it. just take a bite. >> i don't want it. i don't want your germs to chew it. >> the doctor said it was healthy. >> liar! >> here you go, girls.

>> ooh. >> you need to have your fruit. >> no. i've lost my appetite. >> it's good for you. it's peanut butter sandwich and there's vegy sticks. >> it's gross like poop. >> no, it's not. >> i can't breathe. >> i chewed it up and then i put syrup on top. [ crying ] >> come on, baby. eat your pre-chewed waffle. why don't you like it? >> because you chewed this up. now, go fix me another waffle.

>> why shouldn't the mommy chew the baby's food? >> because it's not nice. daddy? >> are you ready? >> ooh, ooh. >> daddy ate all your dyno bites and chewed them up and spit it back out on your plate. >> ooh! that's -- why is your mouth that color? >> is it good? >> yes. >> it tastes good. >> and i brushed my teeth too, before a chewed it. >> thank you. >> there's this new doctor, she says that we need to chew your food up from now on.

no, i'm serious. listen. no, i'm serious. april fool's! hey, april fool's. >> you chewed it up for real? >> yes, i did. jimmy kimmel told me to do it. >> i hate you. >> all right, no, it's a joke. >> all right, but why'd you crush it up? >> because it's a joke. i have your real chicken in the ofen. >> what is this, another jimmy kimmel thing? >> it is a jimmy kimmel thing. >> say hi to jimmy kimmel. >> hi jimmy kimmel, you suck. >> do you know why? because the doctor says that if i chew it up first --

>> ooh! >> what? if i chew it up first and i spit it out, you guys get better nutrients that way. >> you chewed it? oh, my gosh. >> well, yes, that's why it's all wet and mushy. >> i have to go to the bathroom. >> don't get up. why are you going to the bathroom? >> i have to. >> you like it? >> so i chewed that up for you. what was that look for? just taste a little bit of it on a chip. >> no! >> you want some? >> no! >> why not? >> it's looks disgusting. >> just close your eyes so you won't see it. >> no! >> taste the beans. those have a lot of flavor in them. >> why did you chew those up? >> well, why not? >> you're sick. >> jimmy kimmel told me to do

it. is there anything you want to say to him? >> oh, my god. you're sick! >> jimmy: i'm not going to eat any chewed up food. we have a good show for you tonight. from "cougar town," christa miller is here. we have music from eli young band, and we'll be right back with seann william scott. so stick around. ♪ [ man ] get the 20 piece mcnuggets. what? that lovely girl, caught your eye? 20 piece mcnuggets are only $4.99. you offer to share them. a conversation begins. that's pretty smart. i been around.

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i like when guests do that. i appreciate it. i really do. and winners of "song of the year" at last night's academy of country music awards -- this is their latest album called "life at best" -- eli young band from the bud light stage. tomorrow night, we'll be joined by edie falco, the latest castoff from "dancing with the stars" will begrudgingly join us, and we'll have stand-up comedy from amy schumer. and later this week, jason biggs, from "game of thrones," lena headey, and music from needtobreathe and lionel richie with billy currington. so join us all week. thirteen years ago, our first guest co-starred in what became the greatest film franchise centered on sex with dessert ever. he reprises the role of steve stiffler in "american reunion," which opens in theaters friday. please say hello to seann william scott. [cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: how's it going? >> i missed you. >> jimmy: it's been a long time. you've been all over the world promoting the movie. >> yeah. we just got back from germany, amsterdam, and switzerland. >> jimmy: i like that american pie and that franchise is popular in other countries. >> it is. you know, we watched it in germany, and it's funny because you get to see them, there's -- the guy is speaking german. so the guy who was doing my voice was funnier than me. i was watching, thinking, this guy is funnier than i am. in amsterdam, we got to see it in subtitles. and i was wondering, what are they really saying? because they could be saying anything. >> jimmy: was it fun doing that? >> it's one of my favorite

things because just to get to travel with your friends and see how the movie plays. >> jimmy: you haven't seen a lot of these guys or worked with them -- i don't know what you've done with them personally, but to have the whole group together, obviously it was a real reunion, even though reunion is the plot of the movie. >> i hadn't seen a lot of them since 2003 when american wedding came out. it was kind of like a reunion. >> jimmy: did it pick up right there, or was there a warm-up period? >> pretty much we hadn't grown up at all. some time went on. i felt like i was grown up. then we started hitting each other in balls, and biggs was farting. >> jimmy: when you're in another country, do they ask you the same questions over and over again? >> sometimes. but in every city, you have a photo call, and they bring out a huge apple pie.

genius idea, why don't you bring out the big apple pie. just because jason biggs had sex with one in the first movie. >> jimmy: that's got to get tiring. it's a miracle you don't weigh 400 pounds. >> exactly. >> jimmy: i want to say congratulations because you're engaged. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you met a young woman. >> yes, a woman. >> jimmy: who is a victoria's secret model. >> yes. i don't know how that happened. >> jimmy: when the catalog came, did you say, i like this one? >> i would have if i had seen her in that one. >> jimmy: do you know when you're getting married? >> i have no idea about this wedding stuff. i thauft you get engaged and it's easy. but it's stressful. you have to do the invites. >> jimmy: and find out what people want to eat. >> yeah.

>> jimmy: and you told us one of the best stories i've heard about a story a bachelor party you threw for your brother. >> that's right. four or five years ago in santa barbara, my older brother was getting married. i wanted to throw an epic event for the guys. i flew in howard stern's favorite porn star, bridget the midget. >> jimmy: a midget or a tlirt person as they prefer to be called. >> who was fantastic. my other brother found out how fantastic she was -- they had sex. >> jimmy: you revealed this on television. >> i've told it twice. his name is dave scott. he lives in ramona, california. >> jimmy: what does dave do for a living, just out of curiousity? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: but this is not the

brother who was getting married? >> no, it wasn't him. in the beginning i was like, dude you're okay with that? i did say your name on national television. he's like oh, man, that's cool. since then with social media and facebook, it's not so cool anymore. like to the point where he told me two weeks ago, my mom and my niece and nephew were watching wizard of oz, and my brother walked in as like the munch kin scene came on, like we represent the lollipop guild. my brother walked in, looks at him and says, does this turn you on? [cheers and applause ] i guess he's been type-cast. so he knows how it feels. >> jimmy: that is horrible. >> dave scott. his name is dave scott. >> jimmy: that's an unbelievable story. when you got the part, it's your

first big part? >> i had never acted before. >> jimmy: whl was that? >> that was '98. i lived in glendale, worked at home depot, when i got that job, when i got the american pie job. >> jimmy: are you an expert in that sort of thing? home improvement? >> there's nobody that's an expert in home depot except for one guy. usually aisle five, with the tool belt and the gut. he knows everything. everybody else, useless. i was the guy that rounded up the carts. i did that for four months. they're like, we're going to promote you. you're going to be a plumber. i don't know anything about pluming. we'll teach you. don't worry about a thing. next thing i know, i'm in the pluming department. a guy comes up to me, yeah, man i need half-inch galvanized gas pipe. i'm like, how about that thing, sir?

>> he says it's pvc and will blow up my house. from that point, i just came in and walked around and made myself look busy. >> jimmy: "american reunion" opens in theaters friday. more with seann william scott when we come back. [ bell dings ] we're pressed for time so here it is.

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>> jimmy: he really does. >> then i thought i got to show something. so i have this scene why high jinx with stiff ler and you see my bum. i've done a lot of things in movies. i didn't think this would be a problem. the night before i thought maybe i should take a look at it, because it's going to be on screen for a long time. i thought, you know, what would marlon brando do? in preparing for the godfather? you do the work. you do the prep. i was doing one of these jobs with the mirror, and i'm like -- oh, no! oh, no scham. >> jimmy: you were disappointed? >> it was so awful, so white. then i was like, all right, i got 12, 14 hours before we shoot this thing. it doesn't matter how many squats, lunges you do in a day. >> jimmy: you're saying half a day is not enough to improve your body to the point where --

>> no. my butt was so white that it would glow in the dark during the day. it was awful. >> jimmy: did you think about hiring a butt double? you were the executive producer and could have done that? >> i seriously did. i remember hearing about it. didn't mel gibson get a butt double? we didn't have that in the budget. >> jimmy: you could have hired mel gibson to be your butt double. >> but i'm a method actor so i wanted to go all butt. >> jimmy: was your fiance familiar with your work in the movies? >> thank god she didn't. she had seen american pie but not the others. while we're shooting it, she started watching some of the films i did. she's like, i saw american pie 2. i get peed on in that movie.

and she said it looks like you had a good time. the next weekend, she was like, i saw american wedding. and i eat dog poop. but she stayed with me. so i knew she was a trooper. >> jimmy: when they stay with you after you eat dog poop -- >> that's when you know they're a keeper. we'll be right back with christa miller. and see who i really am. i think people are getting the hang of me. most important to me is staying normal, and letting all this happen around me.... we do it... we do it big man....

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>> jimmy: you know our next guest from "the drew carey show," from "scrubs," and now swilling glasses of wine like a hobo at costco on "cougar town," which is not about cougars but is about a town. watch it tuesdays at 8:30 here on abc. please welcome christa miller. hed apause ]

>> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good. how are you. >> jimmy: you just told me your shoes are too big. >> so i have to walk weirdly. >> jimmy: you have to be careful nowadays. i hear on the radio there was a big modelling session and howard stern took photographs of you. the famous photographer, howard stern. >> yes, this is true. >> jimmy: did he ask you to pose for him? >> this is what happened, jimmy. it was all very natural. >> jimmy: okay. >> we were at dinner. >> jimmy: in other words, you weren't drugged? >> no. thanks to you, because you've turned us -- i was a fan and now we're friends with howard thanks to you. >> jimmy: you're blaming me for pimping you out to him for this? >> right. so we were at dinner and howard was showing us -- i was with my husband, bill -- beautiful pictures of beth. >> jimmy: beth is howard's wife.

and bill is your husband, the creator of "cougar town" and executive producer. >> yes. so bill said, i don't have any sexy pictures of you because i take all the pictures in the house. i'm not going to hang my head shot in the house. >> jimmy: right. >> so howard said, i'll take pictures of you. and then bill left for new york. >> jimmy: oh. >> so i went to take pictures with howard, and my brother right before i left, he said, the only thing i have to tell you is do not get topless. do not take your shirt off. >> i'm like, i'm not going to take my shirt off. it's not about that. just beautiful pictures. we do the photo shoot, very professional. beth is there. it's very professional. it's lit beautifully and howard shows me, you know, the pictures and they're beautiful. it's a great day. there's wine, music, professional, though. >> jimmy: okay.

>> also, just remember, it was like the middle of the summer. i was tan, working out. it was really a seize of day situation. >> jimmy: your brother's words are ringing through your ears. you're ignoring those words. >> so there might be one picture that i might not be wearing clothes that i would normally should be wearing. >> jimmy: clothes, is really the end of the sentence. >> i might be wearing a necklace. >> jimmy: okay. now, i have that photograph. i would like to show it to people. let me show some of the ones where you're not topless. these are photographs that howard tweeted. this is one. this is a great shot. this is like, in his house, or something. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's a beautiful shot. >> thank you. >> jimmy: then we have -- >> i don't have a top in that

one either. >> jimmy: do you have womans on in this one? >> i think i have a bottom on. >> jimmy: you think? it seems like you'd know one way or the other. so then what happens after these photographs are taken? now your husband, bill, who's maybe not expecting you to be naked in these pictures? >> listen up. bill's birthday is the day after christmas, and it's christmas. that's a terrible time for me because i have to get him two things. so i thought -- >> jimmy: two things? >> jimmy! >> jimmy: i'm sorry. go on. >> so i thought it would be a great idea to frame the pictures and howard was going to sign them, which was so meaningful to me. then i would hang them in the house because bill doesn't have the sexy picture of me. so we go away for christmas. i hang the one picture. i hang the other ones, but i hang the one in his bathroom.

>> jimmy: the topless one? >> yeah. he loves it, but it's caused a dilemma. because now he's in his bathroom always nervous that someone's going to come in the bathroom. we have kids and he thinks -- nobody's in his bathroom ever. yes, we have two bathrooms. >> jimmy: kids get into everything everywhere. >> bill's like the kids friends are going to be in the bathroom and the parents. i'm like why would parents being in that bathroom? >> jimmy: i'll give you the reason why, because that picture is in there. the kids' friends are never going to come out of that bathroom, by the way. what if there's a pluping issue? >> there's no pluming issue. >> jimmy: there might be a pluming issue and the plumber's pants are halfway down as it is. >> jimmy, i have a necklace on. >> jimmy: i have the photograph. i'm going to look at it while you talk about it. it's a very good photograph.

>> so, we're having a fight. >> jimmy: is he going to be mad that i'm looking at this right now? >> he is. >> jimmy: so you're having a fight over this? >> we're having a fight. we're going back and forth. bill gets his hair cut. and the hair cut guy is cutting it in bill's bathroom. bill comes up and he's looking at the picture. >> jimmy: bill has a super cuts in his bathroom? okay. now there's another guy that's going to see it, the guy who cuts his hair in his bathroom. >> philippe, the only straight french hairdresser in the world. >> jimmy: great. >> but don't you think french people see nerps all the time? that's all they see. >> jimmy: still, it's his wife, they technically belong to him, legally. >> jimmy? >> jimmy: sorry, i wasn't paying attention. i have a way to fix this.

i have some color-forms. i think what we could do is this. >> so when the plumber comes. >> jimmy: yeah. you could do this. >> the fight to keep the picture has backfired on me because now bill in the morning when he wakes up and puts in his contacts, looks at the picture for 30 seconds and comes back and thinks we should hook up. at night if i've worked till 11, he looks at the picture and comes and thinks we should hook up. it's a firing up picture. >> jimmy: but, look, i fixed it now and now everyone can be happy. howard will be upset that i've desecrated his work. [cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. you got to get this on "cougar town." this should be on the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you guys have been fighting a lot on twitter.

is that to promote the show, or are you really communicating through twitter now? >> we started to promote the show. then we were having fun with it. then it went to bill would be in his office and i would be in my bedroom and we'd start having an argument on twitter. >> jimmy: yeah, that's weird. >> but it makes us laugh so hard. now he'll come in bed and we'll have arguments and laughing while you're next to each other. >> jimmy: and everyone is joining in the argument. >> it used to be we were arguing with each other, and then he starts soliciting people for me to hook up with because he's looked at the picture. so now i'm fighting with strangers about when i should hook up with my husband and i'm fighting with bill over the original argument and that's how we spend an evening. >> jimmy: see, now, this is the part, you guys always talk about how you're drinking at work on the set of "cougar town"?

>> yeah. >> jimmy: maybe you should stop. [ laughter ] just something to think about. food for thought. think about it and post it on twitter. >> stop drinking so much? >> jimmy: but beautiful, i have to say. this is quite a photograph. congratulations to you and bill, to a lesser extent. "cougar town" is not on this week, but it comes back next week. "cougar town" airs tuesday's at 8:30 p.m. here on abc. wh w

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