i'm john berman for "nightline," in new york. shake t john. thanks for watching abc news. from all of us at "nightline." goodnight, america. "jimmy kimmel live" is next. >> dicky: up next -- >> jimmy: tonight on "dancing with the stars," tfs rock week. every member of the studio audience was given a rock to throw at the dancers of your choice. >> when they say, daddy you're wearing earrings the size of joan rivers? >> i say daddy worked for it. >> aren'

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james van der beek -- and music from josh baze -- with cleto and the cletones -- and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. that's very nice. thank you. hello, i appreciate that. thank you for watching. thank you for being with us here tonight. i'm the host of the show. my name is jimmy. i'll tell you something about me. i have two children, both in college. born in brooklyn, raised in las vegas. i'm 44 years old and every year my mother gets me an easter

basket. still. i got an easter basket yesterday from my mommy. i've giving her five more years. notice to my mother, but when i turn 50, i will no longer be accepting easter baskets from you or from anyone. i tell you, i'm not going to the mall with you to sit in the easter bunny's lap either. it's embarrassing. are there any adults here who received an easter basket from their parents? one. and probably none of your body hair has come in, has it? one? okay. i hope you had a good weekend. if you celebrate easter, i hope you wore pastel, the official color-scream of easter. i don't know why, but it is. this is funny. this is from good day sacramento, which say morning news show in sacramento, north of us. a reporter named alan sanchez was a good sport, dressed up like the easter bunny, but

suddenly, the easter bunny was chaffed and you'll see here, after more dancing, stumbles to the ground and becomes decapitated. then puts his head on backwards, has to break his neck and twist it around. and dozens of children were traumatised. [cheers and applause ] i know you hate to see it, but those kids will probably grow up to be strippers. in somerset, england, there was a scary moment. they were having an easter egg hunt and a 3-year-old boy found what he thought was an egg. it turned out to be a live hand grenade, possibly from world war ii. they m to call the bomb squad to detonate it. no one knows where it came from, but police are looking to

question this suspicious-looking bunny. he's a t ali-bunny, is what he is. that wasn't the most dangerous celebration this weekend. in india, there's a ritual hundreds of years old. the belief is that parents can bestow, health, good luck and prosperity on their children, by doing this. the ritual taking place in india, has terrified toddlers get thrown 30 feet to the ground. activists were trying to get it banned, but it returned this year. >> jimmy: imagine how many people there would be in that country if they didn't do that. closer to home, a beloved tradition took place in our nation's capital. 30,000 kids and their parents participated in the annual easter egg roll, going on for 134 years. at this point, there has to be like thousands of undiscovered

easter eggs on the lawn of the white house. future civilizations will think we were ruled by chickens. they did things a little bit differently. normally they put a lot of eggs out. this year, they had all the kids go after one egg and armed them with sticks. some sort of a hunger games tie-in there. it looked like a fun event. the only problem, michelle obama was put in charge of the snacks, which is like, that's like putting rick santorum in charge of a rave. instead of jelly beans, the kids got actual beans. all the kids under 13, they gave each one of them a wooden egg as a souvenir. i'm sure they were thrilled. why eat an egg made of chocolate, when you can look at an egg made of wood for years? i ate a lot of food this week, one of every animal noah took on the ark this weekend. i did, however, eat any peeps. i don't like mash malo peeps.

americans eat more than 700 million mash malo peeps at easter time. that's like two each for everyone. the comp that makes them have to produce four million of them a day leading up to this month. these peeps were made by hand until 1953. a russian immigrant bought the company and started producing them in an unconventional way. it's not how they typically produce candy in the united states. we have some footage of the process from the library of congress. you can see it here. >> fully dilated now, okay, now, push. i can see the head. push, here we go! oh, yeah. doing very well, very good. oh, boy, boy, girl, boy -- i don't know. >> jimmy: you see what i mean, it's unconventional they have a giant peep giving birth to these things. mitt romney was here in southern

california celebrating easter with his family at his house inula highwayia, coloring eggs with his children. he posted this to instagram. if you zoom in, you can see they're painting faberge eggs. romney also hit the beach while he was here. one minute he's lying on his back tanning his stomach, then two minutes later, completely turns over on to his stomach to tan his back. you can't trust the guy. he's a big flip-flopper. romney went boogie-boarding with his sons on the beach. healthy, strong, real-life hair club for men commercial. i'll tell you something, if you base your vote on vacation photos, compared to rick santorum, i think we have a clear winner. and it is mitt romney. by the way, even more so when you compare them to this photo of newt gingrich on the beach.

[ laughter ] speaking of newt gingrich, over the weekend he admitted to "the washington post" that he knows he probably won't be the republican nominee for president, but he's not bowing out of the race because his campaign is still $4.5 million in debt. so he needs to keep raising money. he's got a huge debt. he wants to keep spending, very presidential, if you think about it. i have to hand it to him. i don't know if it was his idea or from someone on his campaign staff. the question is, how do you continue to raise money, when you've already admitted you probably won't win. you do it like this. >> for the last six months, you've heard him talk. >> they should repeal obama care. >> and talk. >> we will have the first permanent base on the moon. >> and talk. >> i think the destructive, vicious, negative nature -- >> now, how much would you pay

for him to shut up? this election, there's only one candidate who promises to stop talking for 4.5 dollars. newt gingrich, make it worth his while. paid for by stfu, newt. >> jimmy: there you go. [cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i got to be honest with you guys. we made that up. that's not a real commercial. we made that up. >> guillermo: yeah, you're right. >> jimmy: lindsay lohan is back in the news. a woman accused her of pinching her at a hotel in l.a. the only problem with the story, lindsay and the people at the hotel, say she wasn't there. lindsay said she didn't leave her hout that night. maybe she freaky friday'd with somebody and they did it.

sore she's sleep punching. if only there was a group of people who chronicled her every move with cameras and fid vo equipment, we would know if the charges were legit. tonight on "dancing with the stars," each member of the audience was given a rock to throw at the dancer of their choice. they danced to rock songs. the theme this season is ruin every genre of music for everyone. i'm pretty sure rolling stones wouldn't have written their song if they knew it would be used during irkel's passo dob lay. look at this. ♪ >> jimmy: not everyone appreciated the music efforts tonight. but i think he speaks for all of us. it's time for a pop quiz. let's see how close you're paying attention tote news. did a person named bubba watson,

a, invent a beer kuzy, b, marry his shot gun, or c, win the masters on sunday. >> c! >> jimmy: yes. bubba watson won the masters. tiger woods finished in 40th place. a lot of people picked him to finish, but it was his worst finish there since his start as an amateur. one more performance like that and they might demom him to miniature golf. bubba watson went home with the coveted green jacket. that was a wonderfully awkward moment. as he's presented with the jacket. >> if you'll please dot honor. >> thanks, man. >> shank that one to the left. let's look at that again in slow motion here.

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>> it was better than the movie. can you imagine one guy making a play better than the movie? it's so overwhelming. breath-taking. you could hear a needle drop on a haystack, it was so mesmerizing. [cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he really hit the nail on the button with that one. he's the best. we got a good show for you tonight. james van der beek is here. we have music from brooklyn from josh baze. and we'll be right back with ll cool j so stick around. ♪ we're testing new degree, the only antiperspirant activated directly by movement. activating protection, bear! the more you move,

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>> jimmy: tonight on the program, a previous resident of dawson's creek with a new show here on abc called "don't trust the b-- in apartment 23." it premieres wednesday at 9:30, james van der beek is with us. and then, with music from this new album called "hi-heels & low-lifes," josh baze from the bud light stage. tomorrow night we'll be joined by david spade, the latest broken and rejected celebrity from dancing with the stars, and slash will be here featuring myles kennedy and the conspirators. later this week ashley judd, danny mcbride, bobcat goldthwait, from "glee" dianna agron, and we'll have music from the civil wars and the shins. >> jimmy: if your mother ever tells you to knock someone out, you should listen to her, it's worked out very well for our next guest. he is a multi-platinum-selling

rap legend, a best-selling author and star of one of the most popular shows on tv. just imagine how much more successful he might be if he could just get his body into shape. his series "ncis: los angeles" airs tuesday nights at 9 on cbs. please welcome back ll cool j. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how's everything? >> good. >> imhungry, it's funny. >> jimmy: what is that? a lollipop? >> yeah. this is actually from my wife's jewelry line. >> jimmy: she made that? >> yeah. it's a long story, but basically she's recovering from cancer.

she had a little bout with cancer and she had a tattoo on her leg with a lollipop on it. because of the surgery, it damaged her tattoo, so she started a jewelry line, and one of the pieces is these lollipops and we donate a portion of the proceeds to the american cancer society. >> jimmy: how long have you been together? >> i been with my wife since 1987. >> jimmy: how long did you date before you got married? >> well, till about '95. it was a minute. i had to, you know. i had some things to get out of my system. >> jimmy: i see. how did you meet? >> it was easter. >> jimmy: oh, it was easter. >> i was driving down the block in my mother's car. how cool am i? >> jimmy: you were just a kid. >> i was 19. something like that. >> jimmy: had your first album come out? >> i had an album in the tank.

so i had some cool points, but nothing special or amazing. >> jimmy: so you're driving by. >> i stopped to see a friend of mine and he said, you want to meet my cousin, i was like, no i gotta go. then i looked over and said, yeah, i want to meet your cousin. she was a little feisty. and there you go. >> jimmy: did you keep in touch with the cousin? >> no. he's out of here. good-looking. >> jimmy: is easter a big thing at the cool j. mansion? >> the cool j. mansion, lord have mercy, faberge eggs. easter is a very big deal. we go to church, you know, the kids run around and do easter egg hunts. >> jimmy: what do people do when you walk into church? do you go on easter and christmas? >> i try to go regularly. >> jimmy: oh, you do.

>> i'm one of the people in the world that tiths and does stuff like that. [cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you go to church all the time? >> i don't go all the time. my wife goes more than me. >> jimmy: sometimes football calls. >> yeah. something like that. >> jimmy: do you guys have -- does the easter bunny come? >> he does come by, hangs out, pulls up in a pickup, jumps out, unloads the eggs. that was my yard, earlier, that little clip you showed. >> jimmy: i'm trying to imagine you coloring eggs and that sort of thing. do you do that? >> of course. but this year my daughter wanted the plastic eggs. fold up dollar bills and put them in inside. >> jimmy: so you did do that? >> i got called inauthentic by one of our guests. >> jimmy: oh, really?

>> i got called out. >> jimmy: did you break that person's legs and throw them out of your home? >> absolutely. i had all my rap security come in. >> jimmy: i think plastic eggs have become more authentic than the regular easter eggs. >> have they? i'm out of touch with that. >> jimmy: when you lose track of a real egg and it turns up in halloween, it's nothing good. all of a sudden the dog keels over and you don't know why. >> it's like a scene from good fellas. >> jimmy: how old of your kids? >> from 22 down to 11. i have four. >> jimmy: so 22, in college? >> two in college, and then two in school. grade school. >> jimmy: i see. they're driving, the ones in college? >> the two in college are driving. now my middle daughter just got her license, which is shocking

and ridiculous and crazy. >> jimmy: i try to imagine you also sitting in the passenger seat instructing -- >> i haven't done it yet. haven't done it yet. it's tough for me. you know, given instructions to my daughter. first of all, i try to keep that separate. ll cool j. was driving and his daughter doesn't have a license. you know the way it goes if we have an accident. so you have to be careful with that. you know what i'm talking about. he couldn't just, you know. >> jimmy: that sounds like a convenient excuse to get out of the most stressful situation you could imagine, which is driving with your daughter. >> it is. it's like that commercial. i don't know what it's for, but it's okay, daddy, like a little kid in the commercial. it's tough, it's tough. >> jimmy: do you buy your kids a car? do they get a bentley or anything like that? >> oh, come on. this guy is funny. >> jimmy: i don't know. >> actually i'm very -- look, my

kids are not going to be spoiled. we're not doing bmws. it's not diamonds under the christmas tree. it's not million-dollar chestnuts roasting on an open bank account at christmas. it's none of those things. keep it simple. you get a normal car. i want it to be safe. i can afford to get you a safe car that's durable. that's what you get. that's it. >> jimmy: do they work you over? >> i mean, yeah, they want to work me. they would love for me to go off the deep end and have sweet 16s with prince performing. >> did you? >> no. look at him. they would love to have that, but no, i'm far from that. you know, i was raised in queens, new york, and i'm blue collar. i'm not interested in trying to, you know, give my kids some sort of lavish lifetime. i want to live good, lights o food in the refrigerator.

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>> jimmy: hey, we're back. still to come, james van der beek and josh baze. is it true you've hired an etiquette expert to instruct you and your family on how to behave? >> yeah. i didn't have no manners. somebody got to teach them how to have some manners. >> jimmy: where do you get somebody like this? >> my wife found him. i just wanted it. >> jimmy: so this was your idea. >> just simple stuff. >> jimmy: so this person came and sat down and had dinner with you. >> taught me not to end over and pull my wedgey out, things like that. >> jimmy: did she teach you which forks to use? >> she taught me the forks, which growing up, one fork was enough. you know. >> jimmy: are you a multiple fork household? when you guys have dinner, will you put out more than one fork?

>> no. it would have been cool to say, yeah, but no, one fork is enough. >> jimmy: so you're saying you don't have much trouble choosing the fork because there's only one fork there. >> it usually works on the salad as well as the rice. it works on it all. it's miraculous. >> jimmy: do you put any of her the things that she taught you into place? >> you know what, i do. but for me, it was little things. if you don't eat meat, you tell the people ahead of time, before you sit down. you don't wait till the person comes over. those are little things. it's just a whole bunch of 1% ridiculousness. >> jimmy: that would have been a great video just to watch. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: how are things going on "ncis: los angeles"? it's a very popular show. >> we're having a good time. it's the end of the third season and it's been a lot of fun,

exciting. >> jimmy: so your sidekick on the show? >> yeah, we're partners. >> jimmy: like a buddy cop, more than a sidekick type of thing? >> starsky and hutch and batman and robin. >> jimmy: well, robin was the side kite. chris o'donnell was robin. >> sorry, chris. >> jimmy: that makes you batman. >> blackman and robin. >> jimmy: he pulled a good prank on you last time. what did he do? >> he took a musle and fitness, a men's fitness, i was on the cover a few times. he took it and he actually put an ad together, he had the prop department put an ad together that looked like i was promoting a protein powder that i had

nothing to do with. and it looked real. so i was like, how dare they? crossing the line, you know, i'm going in. then the whole crew was slowly coming around me busting out laughing. he got me. >> jimmy: will you retaliate? >> i should retaliate, right? >> jimmy: why not? it keeps it fun. >> it does keep it fresh. >> jimmy: if you need some ideas, maybe you could have him kidnapped. push him off a building. let's see if robin can fly. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. >> jimmy: ll cool j! "ncis: los angeles" airs tuesdays at 9:00 on cbs. we'll be right back with james van der beek. ♪

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for coming. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: first, may i say they watched your show today and it's hilarious. it's a great show and you're very funny in it. >> well, thank you. >> jimmy: this is, i think, this is our second show on abc that has the b in the title, short for bitch. snoop dogg is running the network now. it originally was don't trust the bitch in apartment 23. >> and then somebody got nervous. >> jimmy: you play yourself or a version of yourself. >> like a bizarreo world version of me. it's our chance to skewer actors

and hollywood and pop culture in general. >> jimmy: i'm hoping that you're not like the guy you play on the show whose name is also james van der beek. explain what the situation is. >> the situation, "don't trust the b-- in apartment 23," kristen is amazing. she makes her living by posting for roommates. acting all fabulous when they come in, then she takes the first month's last month's and security, then acts like a crazy, insane, bitch and forces them to move out. >> jimmy: and you're her friend? >> i'm here bff, her best friend. >> jimmy: did you have to audition to play you? >> i had to audition against six other james van der beeks. i was lucky that three of them didn't speak english and the other one was not an actor. so i was in. >> jimmy: were you worried about

playing james van der beek in a show? >> it came out of some funny or die skits that i had done. the people roon the show are just so good. it was like a comedy dream team. so i thought if i'm going to do this, these are the people to work with. >> jimmy: now, you did that ketchup video as well. >> i did. i realized unemployment wasn't as much fun as i thought. so i decided to just start saying yes to anything that sounded like fun they hadn't done before. then i got that call to do this ketchup video. >> jimmy: it's very funny and very strange. >> people with unicorn heads, shooting lazars and they bleed rainbows and there's me. >> jimmy: and you guys have an intense conversation about cheese in the middle. >> we do. we talk very close. we were shooting it. we'd get like nose to nose. she goes, oh, my god.

i need to brush my teeth. so i said, a bottle of jack for keshia. apparently she's heard that one before. i'm not the first person to think of it. >> jimmy: that video has opened a new audience for you. most of kerbia's fans are -- >> it's like it's 1999 again. i used to not be able to go to the mall because there was gaggles of teenage girls and there would be chaos. after a while, people went to, oh, my gosh, i used to the biggest crush on you when i was a kid. now after the ketchup video, it's back to the latter. >> jimmy: hold on, let me get a pen. >> there are six stages to fame. stage one is people recognize you from a billboard, maybe, and they don't really know where you're from. so stage one, is people coming

up to you and going, what high school did you go to? because they're familiar. >> jimmy: just pure recognition, they're not sure why. stage two is you're that guy from that show. at least they know you're an actor. stage three is, oh, my god, you're dawson. now they know the character name. stage four is, oh, my god, you're james van der beek. they got the proper name. pronounced right. then as careers ebb and flow, stage five is, dude, you're dawson. and then stage six is, aren't you the guy from saved by the bell? [cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nicely put. you forgot about stage seven. >> aren't you that guy who plays

james van der beek? >> jimmy: and then stage eight, i'm voting for you on "dancing with the stars." on the show, your character is on "dancing with the stars." >> the fake me goes on the fake "dancing with the stars." >> jimmy: which is pretty funny. i imagine they've asked you to do that. >> they have. it's a wake-up call. you're like, has it been this long since i've been relevant? >> jimmy: i think they mean it, that we better ask if we're going to get you. so did you train for it? >> it only works if i really trained for dancing. so there was a gap between how good i was and how good i needed to be. so i took four lessons, got this down. i'm looking good. then we recorded it on an iphone. and then i took a couple more dance classes after that.

it was bad. i realized how far difficult and i have so much respect for people who do that. >> jimmy: really? >> it's not easy. i looked like a jock trying to -- it was awful. >> jimmy: it can be quite bad. >> so i trained a lot more. >> jimmy: how much did you train for it? >> for like four months. >> jimmy: for how much dancing? >> for, you know, 40 seconds of dancing. >> jimmy: really? you're a lunatic. >> i'll do anything for a joke. >> jimmy: that is something else. will you be dancing as the show goes on? you better get some more dancing in. >> i have two dancing things throughout the season. >> jimmy: let me tell you, this is a very funny show. it's called "don't trust the b---- in apt. 23" premieres wednesday at 9:30 on abc. when we come back music from josh baze.

>> jimmy: this is his debut album, it's called "hi-heels & low-lifes." here with the song "we made it," josh baze. [ cheers and applause ]

♪ ♪ i made it all the way to the kimmel show ♪ ♪ ♪ do what you wanna came from being under now they all wonder we made it ♪ ♪ came from the bottom made a couple dollaz we just getting started we made it ♪ ♪ can't complain cuz it feels nice and the pain never felt right never stop imma keep go ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ i got this under control question is can you keep up some of y'all in the position where you can't speak up ♪ ♪ every girl i couldn't have met before wanna meet up the last thing i would ever wanna hear's wait she what ♪ ♪ photo shoots up in my condo with her iphone i blowned up what she capture is what i shown ♪ ♪ next thing you know i'm on the front page of that paper headliner say he a sucka for women with no make up ♪ ♪ drama like that make me

feel like i shouldn't wake up see that will only lead to a future break up ♪ ♪ nobody's tryna fall for a man who's been exposed by a girl who don't have the decency to put on some ♪ ♪ clothes it's like harem at the backstage of my shows but it ain't a reason ♪ ♪ to go that route cuz if i was to do it it would show what i'm about and i'm about what some ♪ ♪ of yall can't live without let's get it do what you wanna came from being under ♪ ♪ now they all wonder we made it came from the bottom made a couple dollaz ♪ ♪ we just getting started we made it can't complain cuz it feels nice ♪ ♪ and the pain never felt right never stop imma keep go oh oh ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ one heart one life one shot at it feet up cuz they feel like they already established ♪ ♪ imma stand tall till they think there's no more when they assume i'm gone imma be right back at it ♪ ♪ ha that's how they do it right do it right i could look at you and see

that you the type ♪ ♪ you the type step inside that store and i don't even have to view the price ♪ ♪ you was the man what happened now i'm givin you advice hot stop to where ever ♪ ♪ i wanna cold play i could do em more dirty with that glove than o-j this is my only chance ♪ ♪ living life with no break life is like a movie god is giving me one take low life high heels ♪ ♪ no strikes i kill he's smart enough to layer this so i peeled and nobody is me ♪ ♪ so i only know how i feel you see do what you wanna came from being under ♪ ♪ now they all wonder we made it came from the bottom made a couple dollaz ♪ ♪ we just getting started we made it can't complain cuz it feels nice ♪ ♪ and the pain never felt right never stop imma keep go oh oh ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ i get it all together then i break but i still respect every dolla that i make ♪ ♪ they asking why i did it

told em i ain't have a choice feeling blessed cuz alotta dudes ain't gotta voice ♪ ♪ like mine go hard till it ain't a hard go brooklyn is heavy on my back like a cargo ♪ ♪ the a-and-r sent me to where ever the stars go and now i'm on everything like a barcode ♪ ♪ do what you wanna came from being under now they all wonder we made it ♪ ♪ came from the bottom made a couple dollaz we just getting started we made it ♪ ♪ can't complain cuz it feels nice and the pain never felt right ♪ ♪ never stop imma keep go oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh in ♪ [cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to thank ll cool j, james van der beek. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. tomorrow night, david spade, the latest cast-off from dancing with the stars and slash "hi-heels and low-lifes" is out now. playing us off the air with "she's gold" and "harlot", see

the full performance plus bonus songs at jimmykimmellive.com once again, josh baze! goodnight, everybody! ♪ oh me oh my oh what am i gonna do oh oh me oh my oh ♪ ♪ looks pretty much like i'm through was all good just a week ago ♪ ♪ been yet 24 hours right when she got out the shower she screamin louder ♪ ♪ i'm smashin couldn't trust them if you paid me to couldn't last a minute in my world if i gave ♪ ♪ them a future the prettiest mistake ever she got that total package so um you don't know ♪ ♪ no better any other dude woulda been like dog forget her but wait you can't cause ♪ ♪ you can't find something you hate now ain't that about a they see something ♪ ♪ you don't so they gonna keep talkin you swear up and down when you go ♪ ♪ she make it right