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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- danny mcbride. dianna agron. and music from the shins. with cleto and the cletones. and now, tell you what, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how you doing? hola. gracias. thank you. thank you, cleto. hi there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming out. it's -- it's great to have you here. hey, let's do this quickly before the neighbors get home,

all right? hey, you know, the deadline to file your tax returns is coming up. you only have five days left to frantically dig through your car for burger king receipts that you can claim were business dinners later on. usually the deadline is april 15th, but that's sunday this year. and monday is a legal holiday in washington, d.c., so the deadline is pushed back to the 17th. there's nothing fun about doing your taxes, there's certainly nothing fun about paying taxes. but you have to remember, you know, you have to do -- all the money goes to a good cause, like, well, like paying the salaries of the meter maids who give parking tickets, keep welfare checks flowing to the octo-mom. important things like that. and if you are late, the irs is very casual about deadlines. they are. by the way, to reduce your chance of beinged all didded, i always send my return tucked into a freshly baked loaf of banana bread. guillermo, do you do your taxes? >> no, someone does it for me.

>> reporte >> jimmy: do you know who? >> yeah, a guy named tony. >> jimmy: a guy named tony. that's good. they're the best. you have a dependent now. >> yeah. a baby, yeah. >> jimmy: yes, a baby, that's right. guillermo has a baby at home. [ applause ] it's nice of you, but he only had him for tax purposes. guillermo was up very early this morning. at 4:40, 4:40 a.m., guillermo tweeted, good morning, friends. who are these friends, by the way? >> everybody who follow me. >> jimmy: everybody who follows you. [ laughter ] then he tweeted, i think i rather have someone who shows that they care, rather than someone who just says it okay friends. that was before 5:00 this morning. what does that mean, guillermo? >> oh, i rather have somebody who care for me instead of just telling me, oh, yeah, i do care

for you. to show me. >> jimmy: i see. okay. he's like a cross between oprah, dr. phil and speedy gonzalez. and then 12 minutes later, you tweeted, you have to create your own happiness, my is food, almost every day, food. [ laughter ] hold on one second. [ applause ] when you say almost every day -- it's every day, right, i mean? >> yeah, every day. >> jimmy: every day. this is the most interesting thing to me. two tweets in a row. i was dreaming i own a restaurant. and great dream. [ laughter ] what kind of -- [ applause ] what kind of restaurant was it? >> it was like a big buffet. >> jimmy: it was a buffet? and all sorts of foods were on it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and were you eating in the dream at the restaurant?

>> sitting at a table, having like ten plates around. >> jimmy: really? you know, you owning a restaurant would be -- that would be like andy dick owning a drugstore. we don't want it. >> oh, okay. not good. >> jimmy: he's adorable. i can't wait until your baby starts tweeting. that is going to be -- how long? how old? >> maybe -- one more year. >> jimmy: one more year, okay. hey, speaking of babies, this is from "good morning america" this morning. a woman in argentina gave birth three months early and they all thought, the doctors, the mom, thought the worst had happened. what appeared to have been a tragedy ended up to be a miracle, instead. >> power of a mother's intuition that drove this woman to insist seeing her stillborn daughter, one last time? from the delivery room, her tiny body was sent to a refrej rated hospital morgue and then, the baby girl moved. the hospital had already issued a death certificate. but it turns out her time in that refrigerated morgue may actually have helped her cling

to life. >> wow. unbelievable. >> that it is. >> we're praying for you. >> yes, indeed. we're back now to sam. >> speaking of temperatures below freezing -- >> oh, you did not. >> yeah, i did. >> jimmy: sam with the home run. that's why sam is the champion, i guess. [ applause ] very risky, but -- it paid off. [ laughter ] this is -- it's not freezing around here. music fans in california are making a pill rimmage to the desert for coachella. it is a huge multi-day concert that goes on every year. radiohead, black keys, snoop dogg and dr. dre. they have something cool planned. they say they have a hologram of their deceased friend and vocalist nate dog who will appear on stage with them.

if any of your friends are on mushrooms, don't tell them about this. [ laughter ] sit back and watch the silly string come shooting out of their eyes. one of the most anticipated bands this year is our musical guest tonight, the shins. [ applause ] the guys are here first, going over there. you know, there are a lot of people at coachella, and the heat alone canoverwhelming. tonight, to walk you through a tutorial of how to navigate the weekend, the shins, on how to survive coachella. >> hi, we are the shins. you might know us from -- the shins. >> and we're here to teach you how to survive coachella. first, the buddy system should be used at all times. pair up with a buddy. as long as that buddy isn't that buddy. or that buddy. or this buddy. >> be aware of those around you. never trust a girl in a headband. or a guy with a bottle opener on his clothing. >> hey, man.

>> we're comfortable shoes, but not too comfortable. >> don't body surf. oh. >> don't have sex with trees. >> and finally, don't bring david hasselhoff. >> this is a mess. >> follow those simple instructions to have a safe and sane coachella experience. >> and don't eat drugs! >> not too many drugs. >> yeah. >> maybe a few. >> yeah. >> not the bad ones. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. the shins. very informative. [ applause ] the other big music event this weekend is at the rock and roll hall of fame where guns and roses will be inducted without

axl rose. he wrote a letter yesterday that said, "i strongly request that i not be inducted and please know that no one is author yized nor may anyone accept any induction for me on speak on my behalf. fourth ert more, i will be inducted into the kilt and bandana hall of fame." that part i made up. but i guess this isn't a surprise, i mean, you know, his father, pete rose, isn't in the hall of fame, either. [ laughter ] and -- but at the moment -- [ applause ] the rock and roll hall of fame responded, said they are still planning to induct axl if he likes it or not, and the truth is, even if he did show up, it would have to be with an asterisk by his name. last night, in baltimore, the yankees played the orioles. watch this. this is footage of mark teixeira before the game. you know -- a lot of players

warm up before the game. but he is really, really warming up. warming every part of his body before the game. what is -- what is going on here? really working up a sweat. this is why they call them the yankees. it goes back to -- you know, we all deal with stress in different ways, and -- that's our real national past time. here's another filthy moment from the world of sports. this is from soccer. real madrid played with cross-town rival athletico madrid. watch this free kick and more importantly, listen to this announcer. >> ronaldo. free kicks have been a bit erratic this year. magical -- >> are you kidding me? >> it's exstayty. >> astonishing. this is not just a dream, it's a wet dream.

orgasmic proportions. >> what is going on in sports? >> jimmy: what's what happens when you don't let them use their hands. hey, let's see what that announcer would sound like if we put him into a baseball game. >> it's ecstasy. >> astonishing. this is not just a dream, it's a wet dream of orgasmic proportions. >> jimmy: that makes more sense. do you remember when president obama called kanye west a jackass in this time, "the atlantic" asked him about kanye and the president called him a jackass again. that makes two presidents in a row who don't care about black people. the quote is, he's smart, very talented. even though you called him a jackass, and obama said, well, he is, but he's talented. shouldn't kayne is and kenyans stick together? big news out of north korea

today. less than a month ate go, they agreed to stop developing nuclear weapons in exchange for the united states to start developing "real housewives" shows. unfortunately, today, they attempted to launch a long range missile. apparently, they were unsuccessful. it fell apart, it crashed. i guess they didn't drop in enough mentos. but -- [ laughter ] this is the new leader, by the way, of north korea. this is kim jong-un. this is not a joke. this is the new leader. kind of scary to think the fate of the world could potentially rest in the hands of the korean chaz bono. [ applause ] maybe he could be a dancer. meanwhile, in our crazy -- former governor arnold schwarzenegger did something interesting yesterday. on his facebook page, he asked fans to give him ideas for things to write about in his autobiography. apparently, he's unfamiliar of the auto part.

but i have some ideas. well, let's start with the maid and go from there, because the memoir is titled "total recall: my unbelievably true life story." the book will concentrate on his body building, his film career, governorship and family life. no word on which family life he's talking about, but -- it will be written in three languages, all english. [ laughter ] and i think we agree, maybe the book might not be so great but this will be the single great els audio book of all time. i'll probably wait until it comes out in i'll be paperback, but -- meanwhile, mel gibson, another very public feud. mel has been developing a movie about, after he said all those things, now he's doing a movie about this heroic jewish warrior, the reason why we celebrate hanukah. yesterday, warner brothers put the mule vie on hold and the screenwriter lashed out, he

wrote a blistering nine-page letter claiming while they were working together, mel gibson frequently used anti-semitic slurs, downplayed the holocaust and said he was glad john lennon was killed. you have to see the letter, it is crazy. mefl denies the accusation. he said the reason why the movie is on hold is because the script isn't good. and that is possible, because it was written by the guy who wrote "show girls." pretty sure the ancient israelites didn't have stripper poles, but that's -- that aside, now that this version of the script has been thrown out, mel gibson is moving forward with his own version of the script and he's even shot the trailer already. ♪ >> yes, it's a desert, but it's our desert. and no one can take that away from us.

>> yes, but the greeks are threatening to attack, and they outnumber us. >> that may be, but i will fight to my dying breath for this patch of earth. >> surrender your land and your temple or we will kill you all! >> freedom! >> hummus! >> oh. >> we are defeated! >> not yet. we have a secret weapon. release the cracker! >> retreat! >> mel gibson's "juda maccabbee" in 3d. >> jimmy: well, that's -- some

of our writers having a little fun today with their heritage. and one more thing, it's thursday night, time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> we will suspend our campaign effective today. we are not done [ bleep ]. >> it's time to show the world that glwe're here to [ bleep ] you. >> always better to have a [ bleep ] in your mouth than a [ bleep ] on your shoulder. >> lindsay lohan is adamant she didn't [ bleep ] anyone inside a nightclub. >> wonderful [ bleep ]. i appreciate it. >> want to [ bleep ] me and i'm terrified. >> three things you don't know. she grew up on a farm in [ bleep ] [ bleep ] pennsylvania. >> maybe he's [ bleep ] and star i don't know. >> would that get him through nursing school? >> i [ bleep ] myself in the

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. tonight on the show, you know her as the singing, dancing and now wheelchairing quinn from "glee", dianna agron is here. and then, the shins, from the bud light outdoor stage. in preparation for coachella. we have a good lineup for you next week on the show. zac efron, jennifer love hewitt, the latest castoff from "dancing with the stars" and we'll have music from jason mraz and noel gallagher's high flying birds. join us for that. our first guest tonight is a very funny guy and even though he never actually played baseball, he might be my all-time favorite baseball player. he plays kenny powers. the third season of "eastbound and down" wraps up sunday night at 10:00 on hbo.

please say hall local to danny mcbride. >> jimmy: how it is going? >> how are you doing? >> jimmy: i've been enjoying the season enormously. you know i'm a big fan of the show. >> you are one of the first people we came on to promote the show. >> jimmy: only animals were enjoying the show. you had -- well, will ferrell was back this season and jason sue day kils -- >> we killed him. >> jimmy: lily tomlin. and a baby. most importantly, you added a baby to the lineup. >> yep. >> jimmy: and, is it -- are they twins, the babies? >> they are actually triplets. we found a pair -- well, i guess, three triplets -- whose parents were kind enough to let us, you know, do terrible things -- >> jimmy: kind maybe not the word. you are done terrible things to the triplets. >> their first day on the set,

they were buried in a hole on the beach. that was the first day. >> jimmy: he was making sure the baby was safe, so, they dug a hole and put the baby in it. >> a towel overtap so no one would kidnap him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and even better, knowing that in real life you have a baby son, too. >> i do. 6 month old decklin. >> jimmy: you did not bury him. >> he has not been buried in the sand yet. >> jimmy: he has not. >> yeah, me and my wife had him two weeks after we finished shooting. we wrote the season before we had any experience with children. >> jimmy: you are such a good dad on the show. >> right? >> jimmy: i was thinking about this today. i think you're the worst tv father in the history of tv. i was trying to think, maybe there have been min kneel series in check the father was possessed with the devil, but you're the worst one. you're number one. you are at the top. >> we're take that.

>> jimmy: bill cosby on one list and you on the other. >> i'll take it. >> jimmy: were you helpful, through the birthing process itself? >> yeah, the birthing process. i didn't know -- i've seen "rosemary's baby" i didn't know what i was getting into. and it was nothing like what i had seen from films, you know? i was expecting some crazy drive to the hospital where, like, running red lights and stuff and it was just like, my wife -- i think it's time. she's doing her makeup. we get in the car and we caught every single green light on the way to the hospital and we're just driving, you know. >> jimmy: were you disappointed? >> i kind of was. i kind of wanted that frantic, like, come on, we have to go! and we didn't have any of that. >> jimmy: you almost want to get pulled over on the way so you can tell the cop. >> we're going to give birth. >> jimmy: you didn't get that stuff. in the delivery room itself, did you cut -- >> i did that. and even that was kind of different. in movies, you see it, it's --

they are pushing and pushing and everything is happening and i didn't realize that you just push with the contractions. it would be, like, push, push, and then everyone chills out for three, four minutes, just waiting for the next time to come. back into it again. and everyone is, like, talks about the different ways they give birth, natural, in a bathtub. we just had, like, "cake boss" on the tv in the background. this is a good one. and then, oh, here it comes. >> jimmy: your life has to have changed a lot. do you have friends that have kids that you are able to hang around? >> back in virginia, all my friends there have kids. when we go there, it feels cool and natural. here, most of my friends barely have girlfriends and so i've been, like, i've been left out of a lot of nights, you know. i'm written off because i'm a dad now. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> i find myself becoming this, sort of pushy, like, in-law mother when i meet my friends new girlfriends, so, are we talking kids yet?

i'm really trying to push these guys to impregnate their girlfriends. somebody has to stay home on friday night with me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's right. you don't want to be alone in your solitary confinement. you want to have others fwound that, too. well, it is happen. >> eventually, yeah. >> jimmy: you start hanging around with nba players. they have a lot of kids. >> i should. >> jimmy: your family, i would imagine, is very excited about the -- does your family watch your show? >> ah, you know, for awhile, we just didn't really talk about it. [ laughter ] and then, you know, they -- i think they know what i was doing and stuff, but we -- i grew up going to sure. and everything so, this is -- i wasn't sure how my parents were going to take, you know, "eastbound." they took it okay. i think they actually liked it. i was thinking i wouldn't be invited back for christmas. it wasn't that. >> jimmy: your mom and dad, they both liked it? >> they both like it. so much so that, like, last christmas when i was home, my grandmother was visiting and, we're like, we should show it to your grandmother tonight. and i was like, we should never

do that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did grandma get to see it? >> i couldn't watch it with her in the room. she did see it and she liked it, too. and she went, you know, back to her retirement home that she lives at and she, like, brought a dvd there and, like, showed it to all of her friends there, and, like, none of them talked to her ever again. >> jimmy: really? oh, no. >> they were done with her. >> jimmy: that's terrible. we're going to take a quick break here, show a clip from the big finale of "eastbound and down," sunday night on hbo. danny mcbride is here. we'll be right back. ♪

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>> jimmy: we had to cull through a lot to get that. and there was a swear word in there. to you, it's not technically one anymore. but do you think you might do a fourth season? i know you said you wanted to do three seasons. >> you know, jody hill, the other creator, myself, we really dig doing the show and i think every season we never imagine that anyone would ever let us do it again. so, we always kind of operated from a point we'd be shut down at any moment. so, if we got to a third season, that would have been a victory and we've done that. so, i think we're kind of resting on our laurels now. >> jimmy: that's where we boo and encourage him to do more. does hbo ever tell you not to do anything? because i can't imagine, from what i've seen on the show, that there is anything that they -- >> oddly, they don't. which really surprises us. they like us to push it. in the first season -- we weren't sure what the attitude was going to be. we would deliver them cuts with things that were way over the top, assuming they would pick

those things to be edited out and we could keep in the stuff we wanted. and we sent this in with all this terrible foul stuff and they were just like, cool, yeah. and jody and i were like, we're going to have this in the show and now -- >> jimmy: grandma has no friends. what about the hair cut and the mullet and everything? is that all natural? >> you know, i mean, the curls at the top are all mine and i think -- i'll try to grow my hair out but it is, like, a piece that i put in. but that was -- my wife makes me do that. the very first season, i had extensions, which, like, i had to, like, you know, wear them all the time, like, morning, noon and night and she just wasn't -- she wasn't into that happening ever again. >> jimmy: she wasn't? >> it's hard to step out of the character. when you get out of the shower, you have this long mullet, you just fling it. i couldn't leave my work at work. >> jimmy: i love to see that mullet positioned right next to

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>> jimmy: hi there. still to come, music from the shins. in three seasons, our next guest has endured an unsuccess fful

campaign for prom queen and a texting while driving car crash. "glee" airs tuesdays at 8:00 on fox. please welcome dianna agron. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how's it going? >> going well. >> jimmy: the writers really have put your character through the ringer, haven't they? >> you know, having a baby, getting kicked out of the house, fighting with a loved one, going back and forth there. >> jimmy: almost dying. >> you know. >> jimmy: you're like kenny on "south park" really. >> not the first time i heard that. >> jimmy: is that right? what a lot of people thought your character might be dead and you might have been killed off from the show, but here you are alive, thank goodness. >> i'm alive. >> jimmy: is it true you grew up in a hotel? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: what is that like?

>> interesting. lived in a hotel for ten years of my life. >> jimmy: what ages? >> well, in savannah, i, for two years but i don't remember that, except i have about ten copies of eloise from when i was lyle, all as gifts. and then when i moved to san francisco, so, from 10 on, until about 18. >> jimmy: is that a fun thing for a kid to live in a hotel or do you not know any better? >> really great in theory and then really complicated in theory, because, you know, when i was in middle school, there would be friends that would come over and, well, not great friends, they were all these boys that are were hoodlums and they could come over and steal the housekeeping carts and throw things in the atrium and they would get caught and they would say, i'm friends with dianna. >> jimmy: would you have to make your bed or did the maids come in? >> no, my mom was really adamant about, like, you will do your chores.

we got one privilege. >> jimmy: what was it? >> clean towels. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> we got to have clean towels. >> jimmy: we did not have them from, like, 1981 to 1987 at my house. >> i feel so bad for you. >> jimmy: my mother would say, you should be clean when you come out of the shower. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: wow. and, so, when you saw, like, the first time you saw a regular-sized bottle of shampoo, were you like, oh, my god, how am i going to lift this to my held. >> what is this foreign object? >> jimmy: how do i handle this? how old you were when you moved into a house? >> i came down here and i moved straight there to korea town. >> jimmy: north or south? >> i had come down to l.a. and i seen places but it was a little bit too soon. i started internet researching and you always find really reliable things on the internet. so, i thought it was more mid-wilshire destrict.

i thought, great, walk down the street, it would be wonderful. and it was in korea town. to the point where, i mean, it was really pretty, it was this old hotel, this victorian hotel. >> jimmy: another hotel. >> i know. i have an affinity for them. a neighbor that used to brew things, i don't know what she was brewing. >> jimmy: she was a witch? >> we were convinced. which made me kind of want to befriend her but she wasn't very friendly. there was a time i came back from a dance class and there was, you know, the helicopters that circle around? probably not in your neighborhood. >> jimmy: they always are. they're around a lot. >> so, i'm driving home and it's like, oh, there it is in the neighborhood. safety. and then i'm driving close and it looks like it is near my house, oh, it'sov over our plac. we had parking guys, and they

were frantic and there was the s.w.a.t. guys. just go upstairs really fast. which doesn't sound very comf t comforting, especially when you're 18. and so, go upstairs and find out that there was a guest of one of the people that lived there and was schizophrenic, off their meds, shouting, so, that's why it happened. >> jimmy: the police directed you into the building -- >> s.w.a.t. thought it was fine. go fend for yourself. >> jimmy: turns out they were right. >> i lived. >> jimmy: that is something else. speaking of the internet, i read on the internet that you were in some sort of a love triangle involving tim tebow and taylor swift. >> it's crazy. yeah, everything is really real on the internet. >> jimmy: oh, that is true? >> yeah, no. >> jimmy: oh. >> he signed with wme, i'm with wme. >> jimmy: the agency, yeah. >> yeah, and i had a lovely

ten-minute chat with him. >> jimmy: you did? >> got a boyfriend. haven't seen him since. >> jimmy: he's not your boyfriend? >> no. >> jimmy: why did you talk to him for ten minutes? >> i -- you know, it's just -- >> jimmy: and how does taylor swift work into this? are you dating her? >> no. >> jimmy: that would be great. >> wouldn't that be juicy. hi, taylor. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i would love to hook the two of you up. >> we're friends, we're friends. >> jimmy: i'd like you to be more than friends. >> just friends. >> jimmy: so, you don't know tim tebow that well. >> no. >> jimmy: do you like tim tebow? is he somebody you would be interested in? asexually? not until you get married of course. >> you know, i'm just trying to focus on work. get things done. i've got a month left of filming to do. quinn has more battles to fight.

might have to you know, endure something else. >> jimmy: so that's a yes. listen, i met the guy. i'm interested in him. >> i'll introduce you. >> jimmy: i met him. believe me. he's dreamy. yeah. and everything is going great for you then, huh? >> everything is -- >> jimmy: enjoying your time on "glee?" >> i am. >> jimmy: is it easier playing a character in a wheelchair? you don't have to stand. >> i know. you know, it's really -- it's really eye-opening, because there will be moments, i mean, kevin's done it for the entire four years, so, bless him, because it's hard. and then you feel really sympathetic to people that, this is actually their life. we filmed this portion where there was all these kids that, you know, they were doing these crazy stunts and all of them were so joyous -- >> jimmy: they have the best parking of anybody. it's true. >> oh, god. jimmy.

>> jimmy: well, it is true. [ laughter ] well, very good to see you. welcome back. and please come again. dianna agron, everybody. "glee" airs tuesdays at 8:00 on the fox network. we'll be right back with the shins.

>> jimmy: this is their latest album. it's called "for tomorrow." here with the song "simple song," the shins. ♪ well this is just a simple song ♪ ♪ to say what you done ♪ i told you about all those fears ♪ ♪ and away they did run ♪ you sure must be strong ♪ and you feel like an ocean ♪ being warmed by the sun ♪ when i was just 9 years old ♪ i swear that i dreamt ♪ your face on a football

field ♪ ♪ and a kiss that i kept ♪ under my vest ♪ apart from everything but the heart in my chest ♪ ♪ i know that things can really get rough when you go it alone ♪ ♪ don't go thinking you gotta be tough to play like a stone ♪ ♪ could be there's nothing else in our lives so critical as this little hole ♪ ♪ my life in an upturned boat ♪ marooned on a cliff ♪ you brought me a great big flood ♪ ♪ and you gave me a lift

♪ to care, what a gift ♪ you tell maine with your tongue ♪ ♪ and your breath was in my lungs ♪ ♪ and you float over the rift ♪ i know that things can get really get tough when you go it alone ♪ ♪ don't go thinking you fw otta be tough to play like a stone ♪ ♪ could be there's nothing else in our lives so critical ♪ ♪ as this little hole ♪ ♪ well this will be a simple song ♪ ♪ to say what you've done

♪ i told you about all those years ♪ ♪ and away they did run ♪ you sure must be strong ♪ and you feel like an ocean ♪ being warmed by the sun ♪ remember walking a mile to your house ♪ ♪ a glow in the dark ♪ i made a fumbling play for your heart and the extra the spark ♪ ♪ you wore a charm on a chain that i stole special for you ♪ ♪ love's such a delicate thing that we do ♪ ♪ we've nothing to prove ♪ which i never knew