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>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about the nokia lumia 900, the super fast smart phone with the scratch resistant design and big screen that's visible even in bright sunlight. guillermo, you know what a flash mob is, right? >> a little bit. >> jimmy: a little bit. well, this is from times square. they had a flash mob doing a special light show set to an exclusive remix of the nicki minaj song "star ships." check this out. ♪ star ships were meant to fly ♪ hands up and touch the sky ♪ can't stop ♪ because we're so high ♪ let's do this one more time ♪ star ships were meant to fly ♪ hands up and touch the sky >> jimmy: that's a flash mob. pretty cool, right gare -- where did guillermo go? guillermo? >> i love flash mob! i'm going to do one right now!
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woo hoo! flash mob on hollywood boulevard. come on, everybody! yeah! flash mob! >> announcer: the nokia lumia 900. visit youtube.com/nokia to watch the amazing light show in its entirety. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with jennifer love hewitt. chef georgia pellegrini. and music from jason mraz. ver ue you were a beta tester. like her. hey guys. hi. hey. how's carl? >> jimmy: well, hello there. [ crying ] tonight on the program, a very when my test phone doesn't update me interesting chef, she hunts the with my friend's latest status, animals she cooks. this is her book. i'm not just being thoughtless, i'm making smartphones better. it's called "girl hunter: r [ parnell ] great job. we gave the beautifully different nokia lumia 900 revolutionizing the way we eat." with windows phone live tiles that give you personalized information at a glance. georgia pellegrini is here. like a wolfgang puck and sarah the smartphone beta test is over. palin had a baby together, this
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is the book they would write. we are going to make wild boar meatballs. guillermo, have you ever eaten wild boar? >> no. >> jimmy: do you know what wild boar is? >> no. >> jimmy: you are being one now. okay? >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: and then, with music from this album, it came out yesterday, it's called "love is a four-letter word," jason mraz from the bud light outdoor stage. we have a good show for you tomorrow night. gabourey sidibe, morgan spurlock so i get claritin clear. and music from kasabian. this is all bayberry. bayberry pollen. very allergenic. our first guest has come a long non-drowsy claritin relieves my worst symptoms way from the sweet girl she played on "party of five." only claritin is proven to keep me as alert and focused you can see her now on the as someone without allergies. live claritin clear. new show "the client list." please say hello to jennifer love hewitt. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good to have you
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here. were you massaging today? >> no, there were other scenes but no massaging. >> jimmy: okay, so -- >> no happy endings. >> jimmy: how sad for us. the last month or so, lifetime -- i don't know if it's the same in other cities around the country, but here in l.a., has been running maybe the greatest ad campaign i have ever seen for a television show. which is -- they have been doing it in magazines too. just this poster of you. in lingerie. [ applause ] >> dicky: from hollywood, it's and then i saw -- i was looking "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- at the back of "entertainment jennifer love hewitt. weekly" and they had this version of it. the taliban came and cleaned things up. chef georgia pellegrini. >> i know. and music from jason mraz. kind of wild, right? with cleto and the cletones. >> jimmy: that is a violation, right? >> most people want bigger boobs. and now, never's enough's i never heard of making them smaller. enough. here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" sngz i don't know what happened. ♪ >> jimmy: it should be a felony.
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and right across the street on hollywood boulevard, [ cheers and applause ] this giant -- i don't know if -- i crashed my car four different >> jimmy: hi, everyone. times coming into work looking how are you? thank you. at this billboard. >> i got to tweet from a guy who thank you. was like, it looks like you're thank you. i'm jimmy. trying to breast feed me in traffic. i'm the host. thank you for watching. i was like, thanks. thanks to you guys for coming to visit us here in hollywood. and then he goes, hash tag, i'm just so you know this is being taped for tv. we are on a television show right now. hey, i'd like to start tonight thirsty. >> jimmy: that's even grosser when you do that. with legal news. babies must get really hungry one of the all time great when they drive by this lawsuits is under way. there is a legal battle between billboard, though. i mean, that's a very smooth pickup line, i'm thirsty. the singer trey songz and the maybe the grossest one. guy from the reality show >> i know, guys come up to me and are like, can i be on your "storage wars" over who owns the list? and i try to laugh it off, like, world yup. oh, that's funny. i get in my car and i'm like, do apparently, you can fight over the word yup. they realize what that means? trey songz said he started they are asking for a -- a saying it like this -- situation. >> yup. >> jimmy: yeah. >> jimmy: and the "storage wars" i think they do. >> that is not a classy move, dude. guy says he started it. >> jimmy: no, it's not. >> kind of gross.
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>> yup. >> jimmy: but the promotional campaign is clearly working. >> jimmy: once again. and the show is doing really well. trey songz. >> it is. >>up. and we are really excited and i >> jimmy: and david hester. feel lucky to have an awesome, fun job. >> yup. >> jimmy: have members of your >> jimmy: can you imagine being family seen the advertisements? with you in that? the judge that went to eight years of college and law school >> i have heard from people i to decide on this? haven't heard from in years. who are oddly enough, hey, your it's yup, by wait, with three boobs are right outside my us. window. thank you. we thank you. and obviously this needs to be that's good. resolved. my family is pretty proud. when i see someone with a yup shirt, i say, are you a trey thank god none of them have been songz fan of a "storage wars" put up in my grandmother's fan? neighborhood yet. who is buying stuff with the >> jimmy: she doesn't know about this? >> she doesn't think so. she's like, what are you wearing word yup on it? in the posters? i'm wearing a bathing suit. she's like, okay, that's great. so, it is in spring? this has to go down as the >> i'm like, yeah, coming out in lamest rap feud in history. right? i mean, what happened to people spring. shooting each other? don't worry about it. i know the supreme court is she won't -- >> jimmy: what do you think? deciding on the affordable care that has to be -- >> it's kind of weird. it's a little odd. act. i think we should pull them off but it's cool. i feel like i'm going to be a of that for this. little sad when they take them i have to be a personally down. affected by it. >> jimmy: we are all sad about because i used to say yup long it.
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before these guys did. they took the big one down i uncovered this old home video. across the street from us. >> so soon. this is me, as a kid, talking to >> jimmy: we are considering my mom. filing suit. we have a surprise for you. >> jimmy, did you feed the dog again? >> what is? >> yup. >> jimmy: we saw that they were taking it down -- >> jimmy: see that? >> okay. i also invented to word "poop." >> jimmy: guillermo, come on in here. we were able to actually take there's a horrible thing here in one part of the -- we were able l.a. our sushi supply has been to get one square, so -- compromised. there's a problem here in l.a. the problem is, they are mislabeling fish. [ cheers and applause ] you think you are getting a there is -- i don't know if you piece of, like, halibut, but want to -- >> no. instead, you are getting >> jimmy: i don't know if you carnival goldfish or something. want this for your home. and that is not good. "a," you are getting ripped off or -- and "b," some fish can make you >> that is scary. sick. it looks like a horror movie our local fox news stopped by a blown up. >> jimmy: not to me, it doesn't. sushi restaurant in west l.a. last night to get some reaction to this controversy and reporter >> my boobs. oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: i like to imagine susan almost got one. people just tuning in right now. >> we talked to you briefly. do you ever think about the >> they are like, king kong's or something. seafood that you buy,iter in a that is not -- oh, my gosh, let's not -- grocery store, that it might be >> jimmy: what do you want to mislabelled? do? should we send this to your grandma? >> ah -- everything is good.
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we'll put this own her lawn. take this out to the car for everything is good. >> everything is good here. you. guillermo, take this out to the car, will you? do you think about it when you >> what a beautiful painting go to a grocery store and say, i want red snapper. from some wonderful artist, i wonder if this is red snapper yeah, it's -- at the grocery store. >> yep. >> jimmy: let's seriously send it to grandma and see if she can >> right, exactly. recognize. >> i'm sorry. i'm really drunk right now. [ laughter ] >> i'll send a video of you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: where is your grandmother from? >> jimmy: he's -- he's drunk on >> in texas. schlits. mislabeled as heineken. >> jimmy: and your character is our president launched a from texas. campaign called latinos for >> yeah, i get to use my real obama. accent. >> jimmy: other than that, you the idea was to get latinos to rally around him. don't have a lot in common with the character. >> not much. the obama campaign released four >> jimmy: when did you move out here? >> i was 10. it's been awhile. commercials today specifically >> jimmy: you moved out here -- aimed at americans who habla >> to be in show business. >> jimmy: and where -- did you come here with a job or did you come here -- >> no, i came out to be a espanol. and in 2008, obama won singer. two-thirds of the latino votes. and today, the romney campaign i came here to get a record released their own ad aimed at deal. i arrived on my 10th birthday, that demographic. >> hola. at the holiday inn.
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[ speaking foreign language ] and had cheese cake. wit was great. >> jimmy: wow. you remember even what you ate that day? >> i got a boom box. it was my birthday. my first boom box. cheesecake is a big deal. [ speaking foreign language ] >> jimmy: was it a giant boom box? >> yeah, yeah. l.a. is the place for me. >> jimmy: well, we are going to take a break. when we come back, we will see some of "the client list." jennifer love hewitt is here tonight. we'll be back.'re pressed for te [ applause ] re it is. >> jimmy: good? what do you think? i'm looking for the one. kids, house, >> no. >> jimmy: no good? the whole domestic thing, you know? then why does your relationship status say, still has work to do, i guess. "never getting married"? romney's been getting a lot of hmm... heat lately from animal lovers, that was the old me. it says you updated it 15 minutes ago. yes...yup... because a long time ago, he put yeah that was before i met you. favorite pickup line: "nothing mattered before i met you." his dog in a pet carrier and ha...oh...that's... why did i put that... strapped it to his roof for a 12-hour road trip. [ male announcer ] only at&t's 4g network and now president obama in his lets your iphone download three times faster. at& memoir, called "dreams of my the new taurus is going to blow people away... father," he talked about his starting with the guys who built it. child hood in indonesia, living i haven't driven it yet.
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voice back. jan christian lost her voice in a car accident, that was 35 years ago. now, after 33 years of marriage, she can finally talk to her husband and family. >> none of my family has ever really heard my original voice, except for my mother. >> that is amazing. >> jimmy: things just got a little weird in the bedroom. hey, here's a -- [ applause ] thank you. we worked for almost a minute on that. i saw this clip on youtube last night. this is a 3-year-old girl named kirsten. now, she didn't want to take her bowl to the sink when she was done eating so her father was smart enough to break out the video camera and kirsten will one day win an academy award. >> what's the problem? >> i can't do it. >> you can't lift that up?
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>> no! >> come back and try again. you are almost to the sink. >> i can't do it! i can't do it. >> that looks like it's very heavy. i think you can do it though, i we get their technology and think you can lift it up to the they get our brand of wares. sink. and you can help clear the table. >> it's a win-win for everybody. >> especially for the guys that >> i'm not big enough. >> i think you can do it. you are big. oversee everybody. you can do it. oh. co corner office, the senior vt title on the door. you want tagain? >> well, i know just the guy for maybe take your thumb out of the job. >> well that is taking your mouth and move your lovey initiative. >> all in a hard day's work, sir. and do it all -- okay, let's go. >> jimmy: that is the "client put it in the sink. list." jennifer love hewitt. were you embarrassed by that? >> i can't do it. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: but not that over >> oh. there. >> you did it! >> no, following that big boob picture. i'm classy. i can't do it, daddy.
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>> it was so heavy? >> jimmy: how does this work? did you do a ride along with a >> jimmy: there you go. regular vin diesel. masseuse? >> you know what is really [ applause ] funny, people are like, do you want to meet, women and men who here's some potentially do happy endings and i was like, disturbing news for the people well, no, i absolutely don't of glendale, california. want to do that, ever, in my anyone here from glendale? whole life, no. it's not far from us. i was like, i can just fake it, kim kardashian has announced her intention to run for mayor of like, i'll just -- i can, you glendale. know, do this and -- >> jimmy: you are not going to for real, like. gather much information. here she is explaining the plan >> not much to study. to her sister. >> jimmy: do the writers of the >> i decided i'm going to run show use it as an excuse to go for the mayor of glendale. to these places? >> i don't know. but so many people told me >> i'm going to be the mayor of strange places where this dallas. happens. >> you have to have full >> jimmy: really? >> in l.a. residency in glendale. >> jimmy: can we map it out now? >> i know. so, i'm trying to -- well, no, i can't say. isn't that crazy? >> this is the ross perot i didn't know how much of it museum. >> for real. actually happens. noel is going to head my >> jimmy: how much of it campaign. actually does happen? it's going to be, in, like, five >> a lot of it happens. years. there's a lot of stuff going on, people. >> jimmy: really? >> you are not letting me over! >> it's not just on "the client >> so i have to buy a house list." there. >> jimmy: wow. you have to have residency you have to maybe foursquare there. >> uh-huh. some locations. >> yeah, park right here. >> i will tweet you. noel and i are going to look >> jimmy: do people expect you know how to do massages now?
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into the requirements and she is >> they do. all my friends. going to help me with the campaign. when i see them at the end of >> that is so cool. the day, they're like, so, hey, did you learn anything, because i'm feeling a little soar. i'm like, exhausted. it's air mean yan town. all my girlfriends want the skwk how is this a show, by the lingerie. way? do you think i can take that and how is she going to win an outfit because my husband or election? boyfriend really liked that. do you have that? she came in 11th on "dancing i'm just like -- >> jimmy: you have creepy with the stars." friends is what you have. usually you run for office and >> pretty much. then make a sex tape. >> jimmy: you need a new set of she got that out of the way friends. first. do you give them that stuff? >> i do, yeah. you know, i'd like to remind they can have it. everyone here, we elected conan why not? >> jimmy: i guess it's not like you are going to wear it again the barbarian as our governor. over and over and over again, we have a history of bad which i'm guessing is what happens in those places, things decision-making. start to fray? i don't really see kim kardashian as the mayoral type. this is the current mayor of >> the oil starts to eat away. >> jimmy: the guys on the show glendale. you see frank is not a bad that come in, they're like a looking guy himself. while you might not think a bunch of models, which i'm sure kardashian would get a lot of is exactly what it's like for real. support in a race for mayor, that is one man that is excited >> it was in the contract. must be abercrombie & fitch. about it, that's jake byrd. he jake is very, very enthusiastic yeah, they are gorgeous. and today, he stationed himself
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outside the glendale galleria to get people fired up. we wanted the ladies to have something. because the guys have -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> the ladies to have stuff. >> jimmy: it's a lifetime show, so -- >> it balances out. >> jimmy: so does a newt gingrich come in? rub all over this. >> are you registered voters? do you care about the future of >> that's gross. >> jimmy: there's a young lady glendale? coming out in a few moments who i need to get everybody's kills and then cooks her food. signature to get kim on the >> that's amazing. ballot. >> jimmy: she was cooking it where you from? >> philippines. first and then kill it but thought it was inhumane. >> i love to cook. >> jimmy: do you like to kill? >> philippines. >> no. it's not a real place. no, i go to gillson's. we need to gather the signatures a big cart, walk through. to get her on the ballot and >> jimmy: you prefer the kick out frank. cart-type hunting. have you seen him naked? he's not even trying. that's what he looks like. and we've seen kim in the buff what sort of stuff do you cook? when she made that movie kissing >> i'm really good at risotto. pee-pees. >> jimmy: that is a hard thing to make. he's a miss. >> and baking. i'm really good at cupcakes. got his black bars over his i just learned -- this is for junk. the ladies. they did a survey, and they did you want a mayor that looks like that? >> no. 100 purr fumes that turn men and
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>> she's ready to fill this seat. and the number one scent that and she can fill that seat. was picked was the smell of and she can gang a gavel. cinnamon rolls. you know what i mean? so, i was baking and i was like, these aren't jokes. if these were jokes, i would hmm, i'm going to try it out. i went out for a day with say, why -- how many kim kardashians does it take to vanilla on me. screw in a lightbulb? it was unbelievable how many dudes came up to me, were like, none. you smell amazing. there are no black lightbulbs. come on, guys. and i'm thinking, i spend trying to raise signatures -- thousands of dollars on perfume and stuff like that, and all i i'm sorry. had to do was open the pantry and -- >> jimmy: just what you need, you got dirt all over it. more strange guys chasing after if you would like to donate to you. kim's super pac, you can just at the store. shove it in her mouth. >> i know, it's a theme. >> jimmy: the billboard isn't enough. put it in her mouth. well, it's great to see you. this is a completely grass roots congratulations on the success of the show. called "the client list." see it sunday nights at 10:00 on organization. lifetime. all those petitions are made out of recycled restaining orders. jennifer love hewitt, everyone. this is why we should vote for we will be right back with kim. chef georgia pellegrini. really big eye, takes care of her teeth. enjoys making love. she is short, will live a long is really my mother. time. short people live longer. they keep asking me if the dirty guy is really my son. >> no. >> you know what kim is? she's a job creator. huh -- what do you tell 'um?
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all kinds of jobs. holy smokes, these viva towels really are tough, even when wet! you know what i mean? all kinds of jobs. >> really? [ mike ] for the record, that's my real father, >> won't turn into a big fatty. cleaning up a real mess on a real grill. she is the daughter of robert see? kardashian, the guy that made very impressive! you're a natural. o.j. not guilty. she is a very good role model. oh that's much better... dad's got his tough mess, i've got mine. are you armenian? [ female announcer ] grab a roll and try it on your toughest mess. >> yes. >> she is, too. i think you got it. she has an angry sister that can beat up five guys. >> kim kardashian is an outstanding human being. ♪ [ ambient electronic ] [ female announcer ] grab a roll and try it on your toughest mess. she is a transgendered female. hi, i'm nick, and i'm a photography student. she's always rallied behind us -- ♪ [ continues ] >> another kim fan. i'm falling at 126 miles per hour. once she is major, we're going to put a statue of kim right it's my first fashion shoot. here. >> we will be here. i'm recording video... >> this mall represents and trying to get the perfect photo at the same time. everything kim is about. makeup stores and black dudes. >> that's right. and i'm doing all this... >> see you later, abby. on a phone. the htc one, as recommended by me, nick jojola. >> did you get a load of the johnson on that broad? >> she cease been with a lot of [ announcer ] available from t-mobile. athletes. >> yeah. reggie bush, miles austin, kris what do you think they want?
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humphries, shoeless joe jackson, everything. secretariat. serena and venus williams, butterbean and rudy. she loves sports. say that with me. >> kim kardashian cares. kkk. >> remember, kkk, kim kardashian just give it to them... kares. >> kkk. kim kardashian kares. >> we all care. >> i don't think she can get off the ground. >> let me ask you a question, what is your favorite kim ca kardashian tweet? >> i don't have one. >> mine is "o-m-g, these mini cupcakes are amaze-balls." can i tell you something? i love when you used this in "up." do you guys like candy? do you want candy? thank you. and kim is not be-holden to any i get the power of claritin-d. party, because she is the party. yeah. sinus pressure? get the hell out of here. nothing works stronger or faster than claritin-d. [ applause ]
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get non-drowsy claritin-d at the pharmacy counter. >> jimmy: thank you. jake byrd, everybody. live claritin clear. he brought his signs. thank you, jake. we have a great show tonight. music from jason mraz and chef georgia pellegrini. we'll be right back with jennifer love hewitt, so stick around. we're here at walmart with the byrd family, they love movies. now are you wondering why i asked you to bring your dvds to walmart? [ family ] yes, yea. let me show you something new. come on. walmart can now convert your dvds from disc to digital. so now you'll never break them, scratch them, or lose them. isn't that cool? [ family ] yea! totally. sweet! the good thing is you can watch them on your laptop, tablet, phone, anytime, anywhere... and you get them all for two bucks a piece. they're yours forever. awesome. that's the walmart entertainment disc to digital service. [ host ] bring in your favorite dvds to your local walmart photo center to get started. ♪
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>> jimmy: hello, we are back. jason mraz is on the way. up next, our next guest is a
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talented chef who packs a powerful again with her and she talks all about it in her new book. please welcome georgia pellegrini. how are you? >> great. >> jimmy: did you grow up hunting? >> i grew up fishing but my dad is a vegan. >> jimmy: oh, he must be so disappointed in you. >> but he can salivate when i bring him in pheasant. >> jimmy: he will break it? >> i can convert him with a good pheasant. or bacon. >> jimmy: you shoot this stuff on your own? >> i do, yeah. i started when i was a chef. i didn't hunt growing up but i decided i wanted to really understand where my food comes from. i rolled up my sleeves and went into the woods. >> jimmy: a lot of people and say, it's disgusting, vicious. but the fact of the matter is, somebody killed what you are eating if you are eating meat. >> totally. >> jimmy: so, you go out there and do it yourself. what was the first animal that you killed? >> turkey.
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>> jimmy: yeah. what are we going to make tonight? >> i figure, we are both italian, we will make meatballs in. it's wild boar. >> jimmy: did you shoot that yourself? >> that's actually found here in the streets of l.a. >> jimmy: you shot a boar in the streets? >> no. i've been known to put boar in my suitcase. but that came from texas. >> jimmy: have you really? >> yeah, froze it in my suitcase. and check in security. >> jimmy: they don't have a probe you going through with that? >> they just look at me funny. it's frozen. they walk the other way. >> jimmy: do you travel with boar. and this boar has been -- this is what it looks like to start. >> yeah. it's a lot leaner than regular pig would be. from a farm, for example. we are going to add some fun, zesty ingredients. you are a good cook -- >> jimmy: it's embarrassing. i just throw things in a bowl. >> i want to you crack eggs.
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>> jimmy: that i can do. should we shoot these? >> toss them up and i'll shoot. >> jimmy: put those in there? >> go ahead. >> shells add flavor, anyway. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> do all kinds of herbs. >> jimmy: what if people don't have the wild boar. >> you can use hog from a farm, for sure. i'm actually adding ricotta and cream, that's going to add fat. >> jimmy: they are leaning because they are out running around, running from you. >> yeah, from me, running from each other. they are athletes, you know? they have lots of muscle. >> jimmy: the recipes in here, ba balsalmic deer heart. squirrel dumplings. >> i will convert you. if i made squirrel for you, you would go bonkers. it's better than chicken. some of the best meat in theed woos.
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>> jimmy: really? what is the best you have ever consumed? >> i would say squirrel, yeah. it's nutty. you are what you eat, when you think about it. they eat nuts, acorns. they are fatty and sweet and buttery. >> jimmy: if you are eating squirrels, imagine how delicious you would be. what else do we have here? butter milk fried rabbit. >> that's a good one. love fried anything. >> jimmy: sauteed snuffleupagus. i made that one up. curried pigeon. you are talking about pigeon, can you go into central park and grab one and eat it? >> like i said, you are what you eat, right? you have to think about what it's been eating. >> jimmy: cigarettes? >> it could be flavorable. smoky flavor. >> jimmy: i see. and one other one here legs and cherry. >> it looks like a duck. it runs across the water. it's kind of tough but a little
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fishy because it deep dives. you can make it taste good. >> jimmy: all right. you're mixing this up? >> mixing it up. we're going to form the meat balls together. dive in. we're going to start making little balls, just about two inches, just like that. >> jimmy: is there -- boar balls. guillermo? have you ever eaten boar balls? >> no. gare know is disturbed over there. >> he's not so sure about this. >> jimmy: he likes tongue, right guillermo? >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right. >> make it compact. >> jimmy: here, taste one of those, why don't you? >> good catch. >> jimmy: what do you think? >> it's okay. >> jimmy: you're supposed to cook them first. what kind of oil is this? >> this is grapeseed oil. it has a higher smoking point, so it doesn't turn bitter the way olive oil would.
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gets things nice and golden brown. >> jimmy: you can make it hotter. okay. they're in there. >> we're going to let them saute for three minutes on all sides and one way, a little trick to keep them round, rather than get them little hamburgers can to refrigerate them first and it makes them -- >> jimmy: they keep your shape. >> here you go. >> jimmy: thank you. >> so, then, we're going to toss them around and let them brown. >> jimmy: all right. >> and then, as they brown, we actually add a little sauce. >> jimmy: right into the pan? >> yeah. and you can do homemade sauce -- >> jimmy: i would hope so. if you are grounding up a boar, you should do your own sauce. pour prego on that. >> jimmy: god forbid. okay. >> once you get them nice on all sides, just do this. cover them up. >> jimmy: and that's what they look like when they are done. and they do look good. you put them right on the spaghetti?
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>> pasta, your favorite. >> jimmy: any kind of thing. >> you can get bread or rice. >> jimmy: get a little taste. don't eat the raw ones. he doesn't like plates. >> you can just use your hands. >> jimmy: there you go. all right. let's try these off the plate and see how they taste. all right. now, you did not kill this boar so you cannot vouch for -- >> i didn't bring this one in my suitcase. >> jimmy: i'm going to taste it. >> wow. >> like it? >> jimmy: delicious, delicious. actually very good. is this better for you than a -- >> it is. it's leaner. and much more flavorful. >> jimmy: it's burning me all the way down the inside of my body. i feel like the inside of a volcano right now. well, thank you very much, georgia. this is very interesting. great book. if you want to kill some stuff, this is the way to cook it. find the recipe on jimmykimmellive.com. her book is called "girl
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hunter." it's available now. georgia pellegrini. we'll be right back with jason mraz.
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