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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, the kardashians, adam carolla, and music from k'naan. and now, what do you know, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi. welcome back. thank you, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for joining us. hey, are any of you kardashians,

because this place is infested with them tonight. they're all over the place. kim, kourtney, khloe and adam carolla kardashian is here. k'naan kardashian is here. maybe they'll give us a million. hopefully they won't clam up when they get out here. they can be very shy around cameras. tonight here in l.a. and perhaps we're the only ones excited about this, game four of the stanley cup finals. it is going on right now while we tape. the new jersey devils at the l.a. kings. this will be the king's first-ever stanley cup and they've been around since 1967. l.a. fans in game three on monday night wanted to distract the devils. they held up these giant snooki, situation, j wow. the pride of new jersey, whether you people like it or not, right

there. great if the kings were able to come by and bring the stanley cup by the show if they won. right? wouldn't that be greet, guillermo? have you ever been to a hockey game. >> no, never. >> jimmy: have you ever watched it on tv? >> a little bit. >> the nba finals start next week. this is great. sports caster up in portland, maine, reporting game four of the eastern conference playoffs between the celtics and heat. i don't know how this made sense to her, in the history of basketball, this result has never occurred before, but watch. >> the boston celtics game four of the eastern conference finals, i guess the game just ended, it ended in a tie. this is what my producer telling me -- there's the score, 89, 89 wents down to wire, 21 seconds left, ended in a tie.

let's move on to professional baseball. >> everyone is a winner. [ cheers and applause ]. >> jimmy: all the best stories start with i guess. this is an interesting new internet idea. two of the guys who created napster have unvailed something called air time, calling a social video network. allows you to video chat with facebook friends and also matches you up with strangers based on their interest and location. basically facebook meets chat roulette meets the end of all real human interaction. you remember chat roulette, it was a fun idea, but it was a video chat with random people but turned out that about three out of every four people turned out to be penises so guys ruin everything. but air time is a shortest users. that won't the case on their website. to make sure people have their clothes on, this is true, they're going to take random

snapshots and up load it to facebook. so in other words, america's dream of a giant corporation monitoring and taking pictures of us has finally come true. air time -- they came up with some software that automatically detects when a penis is present. you're on the site like this, click to talk to someone, start talking to them, if that someone does decide to do this, air time software identifies the penis and instantly converts it into zach gal fa knack is who ever loves. this is good. this is from the local nbc station in philadelphia. they had a reporter outside beyonce concert in atlanta city. first lady michelle obama might show up. keep eye on the characters in

back for tonight's edition of behind the news. >> we can't officially confirm that the first lady is here, but there seems to be indications. we spotted some secret service agents and there is video out there that's making its way around the web of what appears to be a motorcade and police escort. [ cheers and applause ]. >> jimmy: let me tell you something, these secret service agents are out of control. miss usa pagt went on in las vegas over the weekend. the miss usa pageant feels very dated to me. by kinmy competitions. women have evolved. we have the bachelor now. there's some controversy, sheena woman won the title miss pennsylvania. she believes it was rigged and has resigned from her position as -- now who are they going to

get to cut the opening at any chipotle? another contestant told her she saw a list of the first five before the pageant started. i can no longer be affiliated with an organization i consider to be fraudulent. since when are fake nails, fake teeth, fake tans and fake boobs fraudulent? the owner of the miss usa and miss universe is donald trump. sue miss former pennsylvania and called in today's show to weigh in on her charges of fraud. >> war of words between a beauty queen and organizers of the miss usa pageant. pennsylvania's representative is turning in her crown because she claims the competition is rigged. >> dochbld trump is the co-owner of the miss universe organization. mr. trump, good morning to you. >> good morning. i guess the question first straight out, is the miss usa competition fixed?

>> the fact is people hate losing. she's scum. garbage. >> on that note we have to leave it. thanks for joining us. >> thank you very much. >> it really is obsessed with rosy o'donnell. it's unbelievable. donltd trump was in the news. interview with website politico, trump again expressed doubt about where president obama was born. i'm starting to get the feeling that donald trump personally witness obama being baptized by toeb by keith in a lake of old milwaukee and still think he was from kenya. but people who think obama was born in another country, commonly referred to earthers. trump told politico, he doesn't like that word. sit a derogatory term created by a certain group of media prefer that the topic be referred to by the place of birth issue instead. good luck getting people to say that. the term birther doesn't seem offensive to me, but you can't be sure about this stuff.

people are very sensitive. we did a experiment today. i sent my cousin sal to call people birthers to see if it offends them and let's see if it does. [laughs]. >> you birthers have your coffee, yeah? >> not enough. >> where are you birthers heading? >> birthers? >> yeah. >> what are birthers? >> birthers like females that give birth? >> birthers. >> you know what a birther is? >> no, i don't. >> you're a birther, man, come on. >> no, you're a birther. i don't know what a birther is. >> you're a birther. >> look at this birther baby reaching from my microphone. >> you have to birthiest birthest i've seen on the birthest bowl vard. >> why do you carry an umbrella because it's light out. >> it's o east coast. the sun is just crazy. >> east coast birther. >> yeah. >> wow. i've never seen a birther with

pink pants before. what's going on? your parents okay with you dating a birther? >> something about birds. >> wow. what are you wearing birther? >> birthers are out tonight. you're a birther, right? >> i don't know what a birther is. >> look it up. i'll be here if you want to come punch me. see you later. >> people call you a birther, do you get angry? >> angry? no. >> you don't? >> no. because you are a birther, right? >> yeah. >> where did you debt that shirt, birther? >> work on my computer. >> all right. >> i like it. and go to the mountain. >> you're going to go to the mountains and work on your computer? >> yeah. >> look at this birther walking the dog. what's up? >> let's talk for a second. you're a birther. >> i'm not a birther. i'm a ras ta man. >> no. that's you, birther dog.

>> [ bleep ]. >> probably. have you run into any other birthers? >> no. who are the birthers? >> . >> what a . >> i don't know what's knew with you many got you birters. >> do you get offended when people call you a birther. >> no. >> why not. >> that's my name. >> well, we talk to a lot of people, one thing is for sure, nobody knows what the name birther means. look whose back? [ cheers and applause ]. >> hey, i want to say congratulations to miley cyrus. she's only 19 years old, just got engaged to actor liam hence worth. [ cheers and applause ]. >> i would love to be just so you hear the minister do you

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have you seen the new old pictures of the tanning mom? this woman is patricia, either of the pictures we've seen, accused of letting her 5-year-old daughter use tanning bed. they call her the tanning mom. i'm not sure who found old modeling photos of her when she was in her 20s. you can see this is before she fell into the sun. there she is in the skimpy black outfit which happens to be the color of her skin today. you see she was nice looking? she looked like shellsy handler. maybe meredith baxter. i love a good pun. what are you going to do? i think she looks -- i like my women to look like they've been stuck in a chimney for 40 years. here is another story for relaxed parntds. there's a shooting range opening texas over the summer. they'll have two rooms available and the rooms will be for

hosting children's birthday parties at the gun range. isn't that a great idea in the kids for them to be able to shoot, they have to be eight years old and tall enough to see over the shooting table. other than that, the only rule is no shooting in the bouncy house. i think that's good. this is a dangerous idea, more dangerous for parents than it is kids, i don't think i've been to a kid's birthday party where i haven't wanted to shoot myself. they shouldn't make it so easy. many people are appalled by this concept, i saw a commercial, i have to admit, i'm not from texas, it looks like a lot of fun. >> hey, kids, you like fun? >> yeah. >> you like guns? >> yeah! >> then you'll love chucky norris. the number one birthday party gun range in east texas. real zem automatic weapons in firing range and then eat pizza and cake.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome welcome back. tonight on the program, he has a new book, called "not taco bell material." it comes out tuesday and is available for pre-order now, adam carolla is here. and then, a somali rapper who comes to us by way of canada. this is his new single called "hurt me tomorrow." k'naan from the bud light stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, edward norton will be with us. from the new adam sandler movie "that's my boy" leighton meester will be here, and we'll have music from dead sara. so, now our next guest, guillermo, i know you're excited about this. ant you? >> yeah. >> you've asked to take a

picture with them? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i declined that. we're trying to do a show here tonight. our first guests tonight have over 28 million followers on twitter. more than president obama, the pope and danny devito combined. they are the first family of reality television. their show "keeping up with the kardashians" airs sunday nights on e!. please say "hello" to kim and kourtney kardashian and khloe kardashian-odom. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. great to have you. first time all three of you have been here together. >> yeah, it is. >> jimmy: or all four of you are here, really. who did this to you? >> we're still not really sure, but we'll find out in the delivery room. >> jimmy: will maury povich with the delivery room? >> he should.

>> jimmy: who will be in the delivery room? you guys have a lot of family members. who gets to be in there? >> last time i happened to give birth during like a window that there was -- my doctor said it was like a two-week window ever where they only let two people in the room. because of the swine flu, so kim was hiding in the closet. >> jimmy: great. >> and my mom was peeking out of the closet. >> she was in the bathroom. >> jimmy: you held the legs. >> i held the legs and i have been asked to do that again. [ applause ] >> jimmy: wow! >> the nurse called one last time and i said khloe, grab the other one. >> she of the like, scott cannot handle this. he was in the corner filming and he was so nervous. >> i don't think it's a big deal. i think not from the waist down. >> jimmy: i agree with you. you shoot on the horizon in a situation like that and you

bring the baby up like jaws in the movie. >> kourtney brought her own baby out of her. >> yes, she did. >> jimmy: why even go to the hospital? >> i didn't plan it. >> he said, are you ready to touch your baby boy? she goes, okay and grabs -- i go, that's not what he said. >> that's a natural thing to do. that's how people used to give birth, standing up and squatting. >> thousands of years ago. >> jimmy: you should not touch the baby until the doctor wraps it up and cleans it. >> no, that was such a nice moment. >> jimmy: sounds like you have it all figured out. will your brother be allowed in the delivery room? >> we were debating, but he'll definitely make some awkward comments. >> why would you want him in the room? he was in the waiting room last time. >> you were slapping his butt and saying that's disgusting. do you want us to say what you were doing to lamar earlier?

>> kourtney and lamar. >> jimmy: what were you doing earlier? >> nothing. lamar has a crush on me. >> you have a crush on lamar. >> mom does. >> mom is crazy. >> jimmy: maybe lamar thinks there's a basketball under your dress and it's just trying to get out. >> i think so. [laughs] >> jimmy: but you're not married? >> i'm not married. >> jimmy: why aren't you married after the second kid? >> how long do we have for this conversation? do you want to be in my therapy sessions? first of all, i have realized that i have major commitment problems. >> jimmy: you do. because i'm really clost row phobic. and i have a lot of them, but they all stem from this thing.

like i can't commit to anything. >> jimmy: lay down on the couch. >> everything i do, i need to say ik i'll do this, but i need to -- no, i love scott and he's my partner. we're committed and we have a great relationship. so that's not -- >> i don't think i'm any different than khloe and lamar. >> jimmy: yeah, well, i think people missed what you said there. why don't you try it for a little while like kim did? [ cheers and applause ] now, kim, you're dating kanye west. do you remember where you met ken ya west? >> i should thank you right now, right? >> jimmy: yes, that's right. because i think i kind of introduced you guys. >> you kind of did. i did meet him years before. >> jimmy: oh, you did? >> but we really got to know each other on the show that you guys produced together. >> jimmy: the show didn't go on, but your love really did.

and how are the boys getting along, your husband and your boyfriend or fiance, whatever he is. how are they all getting along, kanye, and lamar, and scott? >> i think we've all known each other for a long time. so they get along pretty good. >> and the interesting thing is they're all only children, but in this crazy family with so many people. >> like they're drawn to our crazy family for some reason and they're all only children. >> jimmy: i think that's a common thing. right? only children want to be a part of a lot of madness going on. who is the craziest member of your family? >> my mom. >> i think my mom. >> jimmy: why do you say that? >> because she bred us. we all have little bits of crazy in us. >> jimmy: do you guys even like realize that your stepdad is bruce jenner, who like, when i was growing up, like the biggest athlete, the olympic champion? i know you guys just -- >> he reminds us all the time.

>> jimmy: he does remind you? >> we hear the story every single day. >> all the time. >> it's great, but i mean -- >> jimmy: does he have to remind you, or were you aware of his accomplishments? >> no, he had to tell us. in the beginning, he never told us, or maybe i didn't listen, but i thought he was like a swimmer before i even met him. >> jimmy: no, you didn't. once i knew him and then once we were in the olympics, we went to atlanta. >> when were we in the olympics? >> well, we weren't in it. we went to the olympics and i remember i went to the decathlon and that was the first time i had such a respect for bruce and for what he did because i was like, oh you're not a swimmer. >> why, because swimming isn't respectable? >> jimmy: he's the greatest athlete in the world. >> but it's really cute because we've all heard the stories and

he tells lamar the stories now because he's trying out for team usa basketball. it's crazy because lamar is so into them. and i'm like, i can literally mouth behind bruce what he's saying. like i know every story. but it's cute. >> i told kanye, whatever you do, don't ask him any political question or about sports, olympics, nothing, unless you want to be stuck for hours and hours. >> jimmy: where did you get that beautiful gold necklace? >> oh, the olympics! >> jimmy: we'll take a quick break. we're here with the kardashian sisters and we'll have more with them when we come back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] it's back again at red lobster,

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. we're here with the kardashians. i've been hiding this from the audience all night, but i'm wearing all of your -- many of your finger nail polishes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm wearing khloe had a little lam lam right there, follow me on glitter adorable. disco dolls. kourtney is ready for a pedi. >> that's what i'm wearing. >> jimmy: and also kim-pleatly in love. [ cheers and applause ] >> that is some fashion statement. >> jimmy: how do you fit the names on the polish? those are very wordy. >> that's the most fun. i'm wearing my fuchsia looks bright. it's fun to come up with the names. >> jimmy: how many are there? >> a lot.

>> we're coming out with our spring collection now. i think it's out now and eight more colors, we just launched. >> jimmy: who works the hardest of the three of you? who does the actually work? >> we all do in different ways. >> i'm the president. >> jimmy: does that mean you do the most work? because often times the president does not. >> we all actually are very controlling, very ocd and hands on. >> we all have different projects we're into, like nicole from opi, i really love that and we all have different roles. kourtney loves dash. cloe wi is into serious. so we all kind of do different things, but we're all into everyone, but we have our specialties. >> jimmy: what if you disagree? does it have to be unanimous, two to one or do you vote? >> we do two to one. >> jimmy: is that frequently the case where you disagree and you outvote someone? >> yeah.

not with our clothing line. i would say the most is where we do the two to one. and i think i have the most different style from them. so that's -- >> jimmy: so you get outvoted a lot? >> yes. >> jimmy: do you ever go, just let her make that one? >> we do. >> this is so kourtney, but fine, let her have it. >> jimmy: you have a line of maternity wear that you're pushing on them now? >> no. and actually yesterday kim couldn't find an outfit to wear to the zoo. because she packed gowns. >> jimmy: it's so hard to find an outfit to wear to the zoo. if you wear an animal print, you could get attacked. [ cheers and applause ] >> we were in san diego, and she packed ball gowns. >> not ball gowns. >> i was like, do you want to borrow, like this, exactly is what she packed. >> that's what she wanted to wear to the zoo. so i asked her if she wanted to

borrow something. because i'm still wearing some of my normal clothes. >> peter pan is her name. i found out it was a girl after i named it. but there was a peacock always in our area and one of my neighbors -- >> i think it's illegal to have a wild animal. >> it's not a wild animal. it's a bird! it's like -- oh, stop. anyway, one of the next-door neighbors were like, we're calling animal control. and i was like, no, they're going to kill it. so i bought bird food, and trailed it into my house to save it for the day. >> inside? >> not in my home. like on the property. okay. try to use your brain. i saved its life. and now it won't leave me alone and lamar is terrified of it. it and it comes to us for food. >> jimmy: why is he scared of it? >> he's like, i'm from queens, we don't have birds this big in

new york. so he runs. and it will chase him. it's funny. he's like, i have to open it first because it waits by our front door. >> jimmy: is this on the show? >> it's around at all time. >> jimmy: there's nothing funnier than a seven-foot tall guy who's scared of a peacock. >> it is pretty funny. and it's not illegal. >> jimmy: well, if it is, you'll be arrested and that will be a whole episode right there. it's great to see you guys. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] "keeping up with the kardashians" airs sunday nights on e! -- and their kardashian kolor nail polish is available now. we'll be right back with adam carolla. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it's here.

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>> jimmy: is your regular suit at the dry cleaners? >> i'm a big kings fan, jimmy. >> go kings! >> jimmy: i had no idea. i did not know you were a kings fan. >> it's weird because remember we worked together on the radio and i used to go to kings games all the time and you really never came with me. >> i was always talking about the kings. back in the day. i'm not one of those bandwagon guys. hell to the no, jimmy. i've been a king mattic, i call it, for many years. if you're going to insult me, i could be down at the forum right now waiting for tipoff. courtside. >> jimmy: they moved to the staples center. >> i know that because my father used to take me there. it's his call. he had season tickets and he

would take me -- >> jimmy: well, before it was built then, i guess. >> okay, you know what, jimmy. >> jimmy: do you know who number 32 on the kings is? because you're wearing that jersey. >> you know, gee -- >> jimmy: gee something? >> robe tusin. kobe. >> jimmy: no, it ain't kobe. you look great and you look enormous in that outfit, i have to say. are we done with this? >> no. i'm a kings fan. [ applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was unnecessary. your kids, your twins, their sixth birthday is tomorrow. >> right. >> jimmy: congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] >> they bleed purple and black and orange. >> jimmy: they do?

i dropped something off at your house today. >> i did see that. >> jimmy: this is in front of your garage now. this is the blast zone shark park inflatable water park bouncer. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: you don't have a lot of cars, do you? >> not that i can get to. >> jimmy: that's going to be in your driveway. >> listen, you're destroying my children. first off, they spent more time in a bouncy castle then they have on terra firma. they're ruined for the world. they're going to be at job interviews in 15 years just going, what's going on, i don't feel the floor. it has almost no give at all. why is everyone wearing their shoes? so you've destroyed them. they're ruined. they really are -- the notion -- and by the way, why just a bouncy castle?

why not a bouncy condo or eye bouncy cabin? shouldn't there be something for the adults to play? >> jimmy: that's a good question. >> jimmy: a bouncy whore house. >> that would be nice. >> jimmy: but they're like $60 to rent one for the day. they smell like feet and are disgusting. >> we had a bouncy tennis ball. have fun wrestling the dog with it. >> jimmy: did you get them a present yet? >> a father's love is all my children need. [laughs] i'm going to take my boy to the l.a. zoo. >> jimmy: he loves the zoo. >> he loves the zoo, the reptile pavilion, the most. but it's a horrible idea. >> jimmy: why? >> because it's this maze of reptiles and they put them in their terarriums and their natural habitat. >> and their natural habitat is not being seen by the human eye. so it's just me and a bunch of

mexicans, going, do you see a tree snake? i don't see a tree snake. >> that's because they blend in. the reason they blend in is because a bird will eat them. i don't think that's going to happen here, we're two stories underground. i say hang them on to fishing wire in front of a white sheet and let me see their ass. >> jimmy: that's a good point. >> i pay good money to get to the zoo. do you think any of them think they're in their natural habitat? there's a husky lesbian in cargo shorts feeding them twice a day crickets by hand? do you really think they're going to confuse this with the rainforest? no. if you had a kilt exhibit would you do it in front of a plaid shower curtain? i don't think so. >> jimmy: no. >> i don't think so. >> jimmy: this is the book. it's called "not taco bell

material," because you were famously rejected by taco bell as an employee. >> it was a different time. >> jimmy: it's very funny, but i want to go on your podcast with you because you makes a statement at the start of the book where you talk about how there's not one ounce of high pesh bli, yet i found about 20 stories about me that are false. i want to go through those point by point with you and my attorney as well. >> it's called artistic license, jimmy. >> jimmy: i didn't realize that. now, you have your book tour at caroline's in new york city. >> that's right. >> jimmy: on tuesday? >> yes. i'll be up there. arty lang will come out. we'll read through the book and do a whole live launch. >> jimmy: he's going to read from your book? >> one of us has to read. i can't read.

maybe we'll have to get a third set of eyes to do some reading. >> jimmy: go meet adam and get your puck signed at caroline's in new york city on tuesday night. the book is called "not taco bell material." it's out tuesday and is available for pre-order. when we come back, music from k'naan. [ cheers and applause ]

the cob sert series sponsored by bud light [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: his album comes out later this summer. here with the new song, "hurt me tomorrow," k'naan. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this ain't a good time but when is it ever i know the perfect time and baby that's never ♪ ♪ ♪ so don't you make it worse ♪ don't change my weather i takes forever ♪ so don't you dare leave me now throw my heart on the ground 'cause tonight ♪ ♪ ain't the night for sorrow but you can hurt me tomorrow ♪

i used to be a strange fruit billy holiday then you got me by my roots ♪ ♪ took the pain away i tried to question our direction that was my mistake ♪ ♪ i had to ask you where we goin baby marvin gaye ♪ ♪ i used to do it like sinatra do it my way now i'm the fugee ♪ ♪ you're my lauryn hill that got away i thought we had an at last love etta james but now i'm wondering if ♪ ♪ what i heard is true then i know what you came to do ♪ ♪ love may be blind but i'm lookin at you so before you pull the trigger did you ever consider ♪ ♪ this ain't a good time but when is it ever i know the perfect time and baby that's never ♪ ♪ so don't you dare leave me now throw my heart on the ground ♪ ♪ 'cause tonight ain't the night

for sorrow but you can hurt me tomorrow ♪ ♪ you can hurt me you can hurt me you can hurt me you can hurt me ♪ ♪ you can hurt me you can hurt me you can hurt me you can hurt ♪ tomorrow if you can take a ♪ tomorrow if you can take a rain check on a stormy night then i would love you 'til you're old like ♪ ♪ your betty white you could hurt me any other day pick a fight ♪ ♪ but not on monday tuesday, wednesday thursday, friday night ♪ ♪ and not the weekend neither 'cause i got a song to write i promise ima hear you out when the time is right ♪ ♪ let's have a talk august 7th twenty ninety-nine at your place or mine ♪ ♪ this ain't a good time but when is it ever i know the perfect time and baby that's never ♪ ♪ so don't you dare leave me now throw my heart on the ground ♪ ♪ 'cause tonight ain't the night