>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live! game night," presented by skype. tonight, matthew mcconaughey in "jimmy kimmel, lie detective." and now here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right. here i am. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live! game night." tonight, game 5 of the nba finals between the miami heat and the oklahoma city thunder. going into tonight's game, miami is one win away from the coveted larry o'brien trophy and their choice of kardashian sisters. the city of miami is abuzz with excitement. see, fans there haven't been this fired up since they introduced strawberry-flavored ensure. [ laughter ] so that's -- no nba finals team has ever come back from a 3-1 deficit or a 4-1 deficit.

but you know what? [ laughter ] they told clubber lang he couldn't stop rocky. they said lord voldemort couldn't defeat harry potter. [ laughter ] and they didn't. they were right. it will be tough for the thunder. they have to find a way to regain their momentum. and maybe it's too late, but might i suggest a viewing of a little movie called "how stella got her groove back"? [ laughter ] worked for me. this nba finals, they've been getting big ratings this year. it seems live everybody is watching the game. but everybody isn't watching the games. there are 100 other channels, and some people are watching other stuff. so just for the fun of it, i switched over to bravo on tuesday, during game 4, and this is what they had on bravo, >>t that girl sarah broke the bow off my cake and ate it. >> are you [ bleep ] kidding me?! >> jimmy: i think that --

[ laughter ] i think that's a technical fou lebron james is not the most popular player in the, he did make a lifelongfan after the game, he handed his sweat band, you'll see here, to a woman in the crowd, who immediately took that sweat band and put it on her head. and not only was that kind of disgusting, it had a strange effect on the woman almost the instant she put it on. >> what was going through your mind right when you hit the ground and then had to be carried off theot? >> i've been there before. and i've had cramps before, like i said, and it's not a and they helped me get back on my feet. >> jimmy: it's like "leaky friday," is what it is. metta eace active during the finals, tweeting some of manught during game 3, iciz thunder sixth man jes this is a guy he elbowed in the at f thgula he said harden was "no brain, all beard," which is not the kind of talk you expect from

mr. world peace. but he has been tweeting a lot lately, and here we put metta's tweets to music for your enjoyment. here tonight is the "jimmy kimmel live!" children's "no brain, all beard." kids? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ no brain all beard >> jimmy: thank you, guys. that's very well-done. [ cheers and applause ] the other big topic that metta world peace has been obsessed with is his feet. he's been tweeting about his feet, which i think is called "fweeting," but, um -- and once again, we've set that fweet to music. take it away, kids. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i love my toes ♪ those are my war scars ♪ if you love your toes ♪ somebody tweet ♪ metta world's feet ♪ make a twitter for my feet ♪ and i will follow you [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and by the way, not just one but multiple people actually did start twitter accounts about his feet. and let me just say this.

if you're following metta world peace's feet, might be time to consider taking a break from the internet. [ laughter ] and one more thing. back to james harden. you know, james harden has had a tough series so far, but his look is magnificent. he looks like a cross between mr. t. and a hasidic lumberjack. [ laughter ] james harden has a lot of fans in oklahoma city, of course, but his biggest fan is another famous athlete who's not from oklahoma city. he does have an unusual look of his own. his name is mike tyson, and tonight he pays tribute to james harden in so ♪ who's that man ♪ he's the best off the bench ♪ he's coming to play ♪ like his beard ♪ and i pity the fool ♪ that gets in his way ♪ james ♪ james ♪ james harden ♪ metta world peace elbows him in the head ♪ ♪ but he's tough ♪ he's not dead ♪ that's inconceivable ♪ james harden

♪ he wears a bow tie because he's classy ♪ ♪ everybody loves him just like lassie ♪ ♪ but lassie's dead ♪ man, lassie was a really cute doing ♪ ♪ can't believe he's dead ♪ i'm so sad ♪ really so sad snlz h♪ ♪ hey mike ♪ mike tiyson ♪ >> wow. hey, lassie. >> hey, don't be sad that i'm dead. now, how's about finishing that song? >> wow. okay, cool. ♪ james harden ♪ he's not dead [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, mike. tonight on the show, matthew mcconaughey is here. and we'll be right back to give a fake lie-detector test to real children. ♪ matthew mchconaughey ♪

♪ ♪ please respect my feet ♪ don't play ♪ i'll footsie you ♪ don't disrespect my toes or twitter ♪ ♪ i don't play ♪ ask >> jimmy: i don't play, either. thank you, kids. the tweets of metta world peace. welcome back to our "game night" special. i'm kimmel abdul-jabbar. tonight on the program, starting june 29th, you can see him take his bottoms off, too, in the new movie "magic mike." matthew mcconaughey is here. [ cheers and applause ] and matthew has graciously agreed to take our 3-point challenge. we set a basketball court up on hollywood boulevard. if matthew can make a 3-pointer, everyone in this studio audience tonight will win meat. meat for all of you. [ cheers and applause ] great.

and make sure to watch us at our regular time tonight, after "nightline." our guest will be anderson cooper, scott caan, and we'll have music from metric. and if there's a game 6 on sunday, we'll be on before and after the game -- again, depending upon where you live -- with ray romano. so join us then. a lot of children, you know -- a lot of kids want to be nba players when they grow up, but let's not kid ourselves. that probably isn't going to happen for most of them. it's important to be honest with kids, but it's even more important that they are honest and that is where "jimmy kimmel, lie detective" goes to work. hi, there. how you doing? nice to meet you. that's the truth fairy. >> hi. >> jimmy: go ahead and have a seat right there. how are you? >> good. >> jimmy: you having a fun day? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah? i'm officer jimmy. it's very nice to meet you. have you ever met a police

officer before? >> yeah. >> jimmy: have you ever taken a lie-detector test before? you have? okay, good, then you're going to be an old hand at this. so, the truth fairy is going to go ahead and put these things on your fingers. he's going to hook you up. now we're going to put this helmet on you. have you ever worn a helmet before? like iron man, right? yeah? and i'm going to ask you some questions, and all you have to do is tell me the truth, okay? >> yeah. do is tell me the truth, okay? h. yeah. >> jimmy: okay, perfect, then. h. yeah. >> h.& >> jimmy: ooh. w >> >> jimmy mi how old is mia? >> um -- she's 4, too. >> jimmy: she's 4, too? have you ever kissed mia? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you have? did you kiss her on the lips? okay. do you think you might

marry mia? you do? is mia a monkey? >> she's a girl. >> jimmy: she's a girl? a human girl? okay. have you ever been to space? [ buzzer ] okay, i'm going to ask that again. have you ever been into space? >> yeah. [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: okay, the machine is saying "no." when did you go to space? >> um, for five days. >> jimmy: for five days? and where did you go, to the moon? ?di havn? >id y: ots v oed there. >> jimmy: will you go to the moon again soon? >> yh. >> kay um, do you have any pets at home? >> yeah, i do. >> jimmy: what do you >> a sheep and a hippo. >> jimmy: you have a sheep and a buzzo? something went crazy here. is this a real hippo? >> yeah. [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: is this a stuffed

hippo? >> uh, no, it's pretend. >> jimnd do you ever pick your nose? zzeyou ever pick your nose? [ laughter ] uh, yes, i did. >> jimmy: you did, yeah, yeah. sometimes, right? > >> no. [ buzer >> jimmy: yes, you d aaron. i appreciatetime the truth fairy is going to unhook you now and take the hall we'll skay? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we'll be right back with matthew mcconaughey. ♪ ♪ everyone has an inner mustang.

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>> jimmy: poetry in motion. welcome back. our guest tonight is a world-renowned enjoyer of life. starting next friday, you can see him play a man named dallas in the new steven soderbergh movie "magic mike." please say hello to matthew mcconaughey. [ cheers and applause ] how you doing? >> doing good, jimmy. >> jimmy: good to see you. you look great. you're a married man now. congratulations. >> thank you very much. i am a married man. >> jimmy: yeah. i bet your wedding was a lot of fun. i'm just guessing. >> it was a --

>> jimmy: pretty much everything you do is a lot of fun, yes? >> i try to keep it that way, but the wedding was -- it was 72 hours of -- >> jimmy: 72 hours? >> we built a village, basically, so we could keep all of our friends and loved ones captive, and -- >> jimmy: what do you mean, you built a village? >> well, in texas, at our home, we got eight acres, and we have about two acres that's flat. so we got about 40 tents. >> jimmy: wow! >> air-conditioned the tents. set up outdoor, nice, luxury showers and bathrooms and had 17 family members in the house. we had 117 people there stay for three days. so, we had sushi on the lawn, friday afternoon. the bar -- one of the first rules was that the bar must stay open until the last man or woman goes down. >> jimmy: goes down, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> and the bar never shut before daylight. i'm proud to say that. [ laughter ] and then saturday, we kind of went back, kind of took it easy

that day, because that was my big night, the ceremony. we had a beautiful ceremony that saturday night. the band played till 3:30 in the morning. some of the band members' fingers were bleeding. sasers were bleeding. really don't want to du. >> yewas of t i didn't go to bed that nig e nunglt go to bed that nig whinicesay. wfiset.- kept partying that night about 3:00 a.m.mondng. so it was a about 3:00 a.m.mondng. so it was a [ applause ] and i just noticed, you're not wering why aren't you wear cf1pddiing? tha ne oingk. [ laugter stehorser >> >> "where's my room?" >> no, the ring is actually getting something done to i just a tle ng t we addt. >> yeah, i got one of those right here, man. : wre al >> no, there was no bachelor

y: >> honorable, degenerate, single >> honorable, degenerate, single frien they pushed hard. >> j >> you know who they pushed really hard. "we got to have a bachelor o gustdne -pweto, and, so, i said, "what am i going to do, man?" i've been living with camilla basically six years. we've been dating for that long. we're going to go to vegas and i'm going to do what? those guys that things do at a bachelor party? >> jimmy: break up is what's1 o& phap >> the residuals didn't sound phap >> the residuals didn't sound like it would be a go plus, they wanted me to foot ?1o eed seale some friends you >> they're persiste yeah, they marn that you're married now, and are they still in the tents, or >> there's a couple that were in the tents until tuesday. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> there was one in particular that was in a tent that was

knocked down by another one of my friends -- another mark. you know who you are. [ laughter ] who had -- >> jimmy: he attacked the tent? >> yes. he felt his need. he felt it his responsibility to tackle the tent at 4:00 a.m. while my other friend was in it. [ laughter ] and my other friend that was in it was in such a condition that he just slept right through it, and the tent come down on top of him, until he woke up sweating at 2:00 in the afternoon. >> jimmy: as if he'd been attacked by a grizzly. now, this movie that you're in, is wll,ey.movie that you're in, the world of bactte in a way, because you play owner of a strip club of men. a male strip club. >> the hottest male revue. >> jimmy: a male revue, yes, yes. did you do research for this role? >> heavy-duty. [ laughter ] actually, the little research we did, channing and i were in new orleans, both king

other films, and we snuck out one night to go to this male revue in town. revulean town. it's not even on the o it'he ots o outskirrlea littlcltwee taco joint and a laundromat. so, we go in this high-class establishment. >> jimmy: and what happens when you and channing tatum walk into a male strip club? are you concerned that perhaps rumors m >> we were h o [ laughter ] we got in early. we wanted to move to t when the show started. we go to the bar, we're having a drink. and a few guys walk up, early. no womthe &re tothe no wy dhe &re tothe another guy is on the ph to d er guy is on the ph fkids and there's just norg and all of a sudden, some of the wotartmin. show starts, and it's those three guys that come out on the sge. >> jimmy: thrs? immealmy: thrs?

[ laughter ] and we were like, okay, we got it, man. >> jimmy: it's not like when you play a cop, where you go on ride-alongs. well, maybe you did. i don't know if you went on a ride-along. >> hey, whatever raise >> jimmy: i actually s a that had male stripping once a wee >> yeah. razs i'ad, ne because i'd essentially molested as the women came of this club afterwards. it was like, "well, we couldn't ourthe -- >> jimmy: "but there is a fat guy parking my car." [ laughter ] women behave in an insane way in these strip clubs. >> they do. it gives you all a license somewhat -- >> jimmy: yeah, it's weird. >> to absolutely break every rule or law you might know. and sort of like, women are in there, it's sort of like, they're on another planet. when they come out, now is the real world. but while they're ,all p>>h.y:, thke

>> jimmy: now, i was, to be honest, not excited abou watg a strips, but this is a very good movie strips, but this is a very good movie i mean, it reallys a - sod director, and channing tatum is terrific in it, too, and you did you play thisodd terrific in it, too, and you did you play thisodd . i mean, when i talked to soderbergh and he pitched the m to offe th pn te thi he said -- pn te thi he said -- i was like, "tele ab connected to the ufos, man." and, so, that's a great first line of direction to get from a director. >> jimmy: but there's no mention ofe mo >> no, as ph potttmalnot nts to have the male revue in the solar system. >> it was a bit of jim morrison meets "clockwork orange," snap of nuclear something in it. >> jimmy: yeah, there is a little something odd going on there. wee a m th there. wee a m th

>> yeah, this is, so, i run the club, exquisite, and we got a new kid. and this is me showing him the ropes, see if he's got it or not. >> jimmy: take a look. >> you're not just stripping. you are fulfilling every woman's wildest fantasies, huh? you are the husband that they t d are the husband that they never c you are the one-night stand, that free fling of a [ bleep ] that they with you onstage, and still go home to their hubby and not in trouble, because y you it >> jimmy: "magic mike." it opens -- >> that was my first day of working. >> jimmy: was it, really? >> that was the first d came in? >> no, i was coming home from r. h. no, i was coming home from r. >> jimmy: now, we're going to ask you to do a favor, for not just me, but for the whole studio audience. when we come back, you get one hot,o cf >> jimmy: "magic mike" opens in theaters a week from friday. we'll be right back with our

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>> jimmy: all right, here we on hollywood boulevard with magic mcconaughey. tonight, matt will attempt to make a single 3-point shot. if matthew makes this shot, everyone in our studio audience goes home with a delicious prize. dicky, tell them what they can win. >> dicky: it's a gift certificate for the omaha steaks mvp assortment, including filet mignon, prime rib, top sirloins, and more. omaha steaks, recognized nationwide for the finest in premium beef and gourmet foods. >> jimmy: a wonderful prize. however, matthew, if you do not make the shot, this audience goes home meatless. >> meatless. >> jimmy: all right? are you ready to do this? >> all right, beef. it's what's for dinner. >> jimmy: all right, you get one shot. [ cheers and applause ] here we go. matthew mcconaughey.

[ cheers and applause ] wow. wow. there it goes. goes up, banks it. all right, we don't see a bank shot like that. very nice. he does it all the time. "magic mike" will open june 29th. i want to apologize to matt damon. we did run out of time for him. we ran out of time. watch us after "nightline" tonight, with anderson cooper, scott caan, and music from metric. and stay tuned for game 5 of the nba finals, here on abc.