hits. thank you for watching abc. good night, america. up next, an all new jimmy kimmel live. >> if you're watching the show from florida, i hope you're a safe distance from tropical storm debby. it's hard to take a storm named after a snack cake seriously, isn't it? >> katy perry. >> are your parents upset about the fact that you've become a sex symbol. >> i can't help it, they made

>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel, deep in the jungle with yehya and our samsung galaxy s iii smartphones, hoping to get video of some exotic animals. >> jimmy, i am hot. i want to go get ice cream. >> jimmy: shh, look! is that -- it is! it's a guillermo! >> a guillermo? i thought they were extinct! >> jimmy: what? >> i think he was extinct! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, apparently they're not and i've got the video prove it. >> wow, you are so lucky! i want video, too! >> jimmy: don't worry. thanks to our galaxy s iiis, i just beamed you my video. now let's get out of here. the guillermo may be beautiful, but it's also very dangerous. >> okay. ahh!

oh my gosh, oh my gosh! >> dickey: the samsung galaxy s iii, the next big thing. available now. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with katy perry, alex pettyfer and music from the offspring. ♪

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>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy, the host of the show. welcome, thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] that's very kind of you. hey, if you're watching the show from florida tonight, i hope you're a safe distance from tropical storm debby, it's hard to take a storm named after snack cakes seriously, isn't it? [ laughter ] debby is a tropical storm/waffle house waitress. i liked debby when she was doing dallas, personally. [ laughter ] some areas expected to get up to 25 inches of rain the next two days, that's almost two feet, i think. [ laughter ] beach tropical storms are hardest on the weatherman, our abc affiliate assigned reporter trevor shirley to cover debby. i have to hand it to debby, he handled an unfortunate situation -- >> reporter: at this point, no

evacuation orders. that is not true, we -- at this point there is no evacuation. >> jimmy: if i was the guy in the pickup truck, i don't think i'd ever stop laughing, right? [ laughter ] probably go around the block and try it. meanwhile, elsewhere, the champions of the nba, the miami heat -- the heat beat the oklahoma -- [ audience boos ] >> jimmy: fans of the team? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they had the victory parade this morning. hundreds of thousands of people showed up to celebrate. there's dwyane wade with the trophy. the fans went nuts. look at the excitement there. they popped open bottles of ensure. there was wiggling and yes, some fighting. no one was happier than lebron james. lebron all of a sudden bec

villain when he left cleveland. fans called him a traitor and a choker. no one can argue with the fact that he's a winner. he got very emotional during the postgame press conference. sitting in the front on the left. >> tim clark, associated press. what's your feelings as haters about lebron's success. >> i've been hating him all the time. it's not the outcome we were looking for. we were looking for a big choke or air ball but it didn't happen unfortunately. we're just going to go forward and keep on hating lebron, hopefully, there's next year. >> over year, rob daily, cleveland tribune. your primary criticism is that lebron couldn't get a ring and now he has it. how are you going to keep this going? >> well, that's a challenge for sure. remember, we're haters. we're just going to have to regroup in the off-season and hope the fundamentals are hating

lebron. salaries, the whole cleveland thing. his hairline. more hateful than everything. >> real hateful. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good luck. some good news for the octomom, nadya suleman for a change. the octomom reportedly has a boyfriend. why not, what's not to love about that mommy machine? the boyfriend's name is franky g. he's an amateur body builder. he looks like this. how he isn't on jersey shore, i don't know. apparently, a few days and two months, i hope they're able to settle down. why is this guy doing? she's 36. he's 23 years. there's got to be an easier way to get on tmz. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: getting run over by

lindsay lohan. bad news for single ladies, the octomom now has a single boyfriend, now you officially have no excuse. have any of you been following the euro cup soccer tournament? a lot of people have been watching which differs from our usual american tradition of not watching soccer. italy played grand. the game went to a shoot-out. it was zero/zero. despite the lack of any goals. it was breathtaking and nice to present the euro up play of the day. [ horns ] >> jimmy: all right. [ cheers and applause ]

watching that makes facebook look tame, doesn't it? having a funny problem in pakistan. apparently, most of the pakistani police force are overweight. only 25% of the officers in punjab are able to pass a fitness test. they say if they don't get their waist size down to a 38, they're shaping up pretty well. i believe of the correct term for this gentleman is a fatty pakistani. i've been watching this for hours. that video makes the fact that we snuck into pakistan and killed bin laden much less impressive to me. now i feel like i could have done it. [ cheers and applause ] the new world's ugliest dog has been crowned. this is a contest they hold every year in petaluma, california. a chinese crested dog named

muggily. i don't know if he's ugly or suicidal about his costume situation. the chinese crested dogs always win. they are to ugly dog contests what kenyans are to marathons. it's funny, in that picture, muggily is very ugly but his facebook picture is a lot more flattering. never trust the facebook photos. the romney and obama campaigns are busy raising money. the president has an interesting idea it's it's called the obama rent registry. if you're a supporter, you tell your loved ones instead of giving you a gift, you'd like them to donate money to the obama campaign which is a great way for people to lie about getting you a present. on the website it says, quote, a campaign donation goes a lot farther than a gravy bowl. not if you like gravy, it

doesn't? without a gravy bowl, where else do i keep my gravy? in fact, they're even running ads to help raise money so they could presumably run more ads. >> for your next celebration, sign up for the obama event registry. in lieu of gifts your well-wishers can donate to the obama campaign in your honor. you'll get a parchment certificate that's suitable for framing, symbolizing your support for a clause that is important to you. re-electing president obama. >> this sucks! >> the obama re-election registry, it's a gift we can all appreciate. >> i'm barack obama and i approve these gifts. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and one more thing for you before we move on with the program tonight an offering from my cousin sal, in the wake of the nba finals, we sent my cousin sal to universal city

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>> you mean, nasty -- >> come on. come on. that's enough. the guy in the dodgers hat did it. >> yeah, he didn't do. you see what he did to me? >> you guys work it out? >> i'm going to work it out. >> i'll give you three seconds. >> to go over there and say you're sorry. >> trust me -- >> i said i'm sorry. >> no, you're not saying it good enough. [ bleep ]. >> do it right. ♪ >> all right. if i make one -- >> here's the thing, if you make it, and i'm squirting you with a water gun, you get the big prize, okay? if you miss it, your boy then has to play at my cousin's bar mitzvah, you got it? here we go bulls, ready, go. straight up. go ahead. missed it. already. bulls are up.

who's next? shoot. that's a miss. concentrate now. don't let anything distract you. oh. that's it, guys. game over, california got a drought. i can't keep doing this. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cousin sal. thank you. get him out of here! we got a good show for you tonight. movie magic mike. alex pettyfer is here. music from the offspring. we'll be right back with katy perry so stick around. ♪ my cut hurt!

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody, we're back. i promised we would and we did. tonight on the program, starting on friday, you can see him, you can see every bit of him alongside matthew mcconaughey. and channing tatum in the new movie magic mike. alex pettyfer is here. and then, one of our most beloved local bands here in california. this album comes out tomorrow. it's called "days go by." the offspring from the bud light outdoor stage. tomorrow night, we'll be joined by louis c.k. from "ruby sparks." zoe kazan will be here and we will have music from katy perry out on hollywood boulevard. we're putting a big show on out there. [ cheers and applause ] and later this week, we'll be joined by matt leblanc, howie mandel, selma blair. from the nba champion miami heat very popular in this room -- chris bosh will be here.

and on wednesday and thursday, music from linkin park. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is tied with michael jackson for the most number one singles from one album. she had five. and now she has one new performance documentary "katy perry: part of me," which opens in theaters july 5th, in 3d. please say hello to katy perry. [ cheers and applause ] >> hello! my biggest fan right there. >> jimmy: yeah, you see that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: people won a contest and got to come see you in california, and they appear to have no idea who you are. [ laughter ] >> you know what, it still makes you a winner. will that's okay, you'll know

tomorrow. >> jimmy: your hair is purple. i like that. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i wish i could have purple hair. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how do you do that? >> i squeeze the purple all over my head. >> jimmy: you go out in the rain? >> i go out, yeah. >> jimmy: do you get any time off? because it seems like with the movie you're working all the time. even when you're relaxing you're on camera. >> i'm almost done with everything, i just did a big tour which is what the movie shows behind the scenes. 124 dates. it was kind of exhausting but i made it through. >> jimmy: 124. you loved every one of them, though? >> i did love 120 of them. >> jimmy: what were the four bad ones? >> one of the bad ones, when-p it was just before brazil. i was so exhausted, i'd been flying around the world. you see kind of me not knowing

whether i should go on stage. the biggest part of my whole tour. so i can mark them down and all their babysitters. >> jimmy: plus, when we hear a performer is exhausted, we think they're on drugs. >> yeah. we are still human, unfortunately. >> jimmy: will you go on a vacation or anything like that? >> as of august 1st i don't have anything planned. my friends are going to call and say, hey, do you want do do lunch? yeah, i'll do lunch. >> jimmy: you'll weigh 500 pounds by the end of the summer. >> thing i did when i was a kid which a lot of people have done. they play with a globe and close their eyes and see where their finger ends up. i want to do that adult version and spin it put the finger and go ooh you got the [ bleep ]

>> jimmy: how far will you take it? guillermo, do we got a globe back there? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you know what a is? >> you're so rude. he can understand you, please. >> jimmy: he has no idea. he's going to ask somebody what a globe is. [ laughter ] will you really do it, though? i have to tell you, i've also had that inclination, i've done it with an almanac or something. and then i go, no way am i doing that. will you do it it? >> i will. i want these life adventures and experiences that are nonrelated to work and so i can come back and hopefully make another record. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: if you do it, i admire that. i personally are not courageous enough to do something like that. >> i'm courageous where i'm planning a wilderness adventure

when you go out for the weekend and learn how to make fire. >> jimmy: will you collect animals? >> no, just hoping my life doesn't turn into a movie like the wild. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know what, if you want to do this now -- >> ready? >> jimmy: let's do it. you're going to go ahead and spin is this thing. now, you can see what's going on. if you spin it fast enough, it won't be cheating. >> will you hold it on the bottom so it doesn't fall off. >> jimmy: i'll be happy to do that. >> please god, not russia. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where is it? >> back to brazil! >> jimmy: brazil, that's a good one. >> part that vallarta, i'll go there. >> jimmy: wow, i think you wound up in the ocean. is that brazil? >> well, it's south america. by argentina.

>> jimmy: what is this clipperton? it's an island. it's where the clippers live in the off-season. all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's exciting. clipperton, it is. your family is part of the documentary. you have a very interesting family. you grew up in a very sheltered environment. i think most people who know about you know that. these people don't know it. [ laughter ] >> yes, my parents are traveling minister, they're pentecostal, born-again christians. and i was raised singing in church. that's why we were so poor. >> jimmy: were you allowed to watch tv or anything like that? >> no, i wasn't allowed to watch much tv and it was censored. although my mother would put her birth date as the code. >> jimmy: so your parents had tv

for them but not for the kids? >> yeah, funny. >> jimmy: my parents wouldn't get me cable and i called child protective services on them. laugh- >> i wasn't able to eat deviled eggs because they were called deviled eggs. i had to call them angel eggs. get this, i wasn't allowed to watch "the smurfs." and now i'm a smurfette. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> stick it to 'em, hey! >> jimmy: they must be horrified? >> are they coming to your premiere? >> i'll be here tomorrow. my 91-year-old grandmother who is hilarious, she'll be here tomorrow. >> jimmy: did she like this sort of thing? >> well, she doesn't acknowledge that i'm actually famous. she doesn't care. [ laughter ] >> yeah, but she's proud of me, but she's just so full of life. she has seen it all.

>> jimmy: she lives in las vegas. >> she lives in las vegas and a hootenanny. >> jimmy: we'll take a quick break, and when we come back, katy perry is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we'll be right back. >> dickey: get the new "jimmy kimmel live" app and see what you've been missing. search jimmy kimmel in the itunes app store or go to jklapps.com to get it now. it's olive garden's 2 for $25. an italian dinner for 2 where choice is on the menu.

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people. i love everything about them. and they're so wonderful as human beings. but the one i'm really obsessed, my sister in the film you see, she's like the angelic figure, very perfect and sweet. really, she's sinned maybe once in her life. that one sin had to kicked out and moved to arizona because she stole like a brown panty set from me. [ laughter ] >> she had to go and live with another family. >> jimmy: hold on a minute, your parents banished her from the house? >> well, they sent her to like another school-type thing. >> jimmy: wow. >> and we had an extra room in our house, therefore, we had exchange students from japan come in and live with us in the house. i was like, yeah, okay, everything is hello kitty and it's perfect and it's clean and you eat with sticks. it was so incredible watching them as a culture. so now i've been obsessed ever since. >> jimmy: did you try to eat

with the chop sticks? >> they bring you housewarming gifts and they're very polite. they brought me these hello kitty chopsticks. i still haven't opened them. i was like 13. >> jimmy: do you keep in touch with these people? >> no. >> jimmy: you don't? [ laughter ] >> i was just too young. i found their clothes. they're weirded out. >> jimmy: they're probably telling the story over in japan, yeah, we lived with this girl. and she wanted to wear our clothes. how long was your sister banished from the home. >> it was only a couple months. she'd probably be mad if i was at thing you this on tv. she's a good girl. she's the oldest child. she's kind of like my warden. >> jimmy: she's the one that keeps an eye on you?

>> she does. >> jimmy: do your parents get upset with the fact that you've become a sex symbol? >> i can't help it. they made me naturally. [ cheers and applause ] >> i was just using what the lord gave me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is true. that's entirely true. >> my parents, god bless them, i have pushed them to the limit, i'm sure. they're very supportive. i do know the reality is they probably only like nine out of the ten songs. >> jimmy: i got you. >> i poke fun at my mom in one of the scenes. hey, mom, i kissed a girl -- she's like, no. >> jimmy: mom's not big on the lesbian stuff? >> no. >> jimmy: did they let you listen to pop music when you were a kid? >> they did not like me to listen to secular music at all. i barely discovered madonna. i didn't know anyone really. i still like to this day don't know certain songs when i'm out.

the old hip-hop stuff, tupac with the hologram, i'm like -- i didn't know it. i didn't want to be left out of a tupac hologram. >> jimmy: i don't know but he's terrific. do you think this is something when you have kids, assuming you do want to have kids, will do you the same thing? >> my ovaries are frozen for a while. >> jimmy: we weren't allowed to have trix or sugared cereals. whenever i'd go to a house, i'd eat them. >> you pick out the mauer mrshms and put them in a bowl. >> jimmy: i have truly just ordered the marshmallows online. >> like i'm going to line up every single drug for my children. >> jimmy: a big goal of heroin for the kids. >> no, i'm not really into that,

mom. i'm into bran. >> jimmy: you're going to do a song for us tomorrow? >> i'm shutting down hollywood boulevard. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the movie is in 3-d which is a lot of fun. >> it is, you can almost smell me. >> jimmy: by the way, she smells like cotton candy and vanilla wafers i can attest. thank you, katy, we'll see you tomorrow night. we'll be right back with alex pettyfer. ♪ hey could you hold that, please? all right... [ shutter clicks ] here we go... ♪ keep the change. ♪ hello elevator! you two...not you... [ male announcer ] it's the sure sign of a good time.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: mongolia, i'm going to mongolia, everybody. offspring will be with us. our next guest is a talented young actor who co-stars with matthew mcconaughey and channing tatum in what just might be the best male stripper movie ever made, steven soderbergh's "magic mike." >> i hope you can dance. >> come on! [ cheers and applause ]

>> just start taking your clothes off. walk out there. look out. just start. yeah, go. ♪ >> there you go. >> jimmy: oh, my. >> jimmy: "magic mike" opens in theaters friday. please welcome to the main stage, alex pettyfer. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: now, first of all, welcome. i'm not an expert on the subject, but it seems like you were a little bit reluctant when it came to stripping there in that clip? >> really? >> jimmy: yes. >> just a little. >> jimmy: you did a great job in

the movie, by the way. >> thank you very much. channing went from stripping to acting. so i'm going to go from acting to stripping. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know if people know that, this movie is loosely based on channing tatum's real life experiences for money. did he help you, indoctrinate you into the world of male stripping? >> i had no experience with dance whatsoever, and i think i questioned him on a few things about dance. but the male stripping, i experienced because i went to a male strip club. >> jimmy: you did. which one. >> in florida. and hollywood men. >> jimmy: who did you go with? >> matthew and the guys went together. and a few of the other guys went together. i went on my own. [ laughter ] and so i went in thinking i

would have my hands in my head -- whatever. yeah. i went in, and i think it was one of the most funniest experiences i've ever had. >> jimmy: really. >> it's more of a comical show. >> jimmy: to you, but to the women, they're going crazy, like they have rabies. >> all the guys in the strip clubs, there's one stripper who beats them all. >> jimmy: beats them? >> beats them all. >> jimmy: oh, my -- >> he's better. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: mcconaughey? >> mcconaughey is the dirtiest stripper you'd ever see. >> jimmy: is that right? you see in the movie, he's teaching you how to strip. what are you wearing in that scene. >> i'm wearing bottoms or pants as you call them. he's wearing spandex and a little tube top. [ laughter ] >> i can promise you that i'm.

one of the only men that have been accosted from mcconaughey from behind. >> jimmy: you don't know what goes on in his personal life. did you practice this? from that scene, this is like your first time doing it ever, right? >> yeah, the scene that you see is actually the first time i'd actually ever been out on stage. >> jimmy: not just your character's first time -- >> i'm terrified of getting in front of people and getting in front of people. >> jimmy: are you a good dancer? >> i'm a terrible dancer. >> jimmy: did you have to audition? did they say we want to see you dance? >> i was on holiday. >> jimmy: hold on one second. "holiday" is an english term for vacation. [ laughter ] process >> jimmy: i'll translate. >> okay. i was on vacation, and i got a

skull from steven. and i read an explanation on what this movie is. i called him back, i said, hey, steven, are you making a movie about male strippers. he's very straight, he's like, yes. then he hangs up. two months later, i'm in the fitting room and i'm wearing a thong and it becomes reality. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: but with the director like steven sjodinburg, it doesn't matter. is there one top take he would have said, that you would say na, i'm not going to do this? >> he's one on my bucket list that i've always wanted to work with. i think he's a true genius. not many men -- not many directors who have made "magic

mike" an interesting story on top of fun. >> jimmy: it is an interesting story. did you base any of your characters on any of the strippers you met over at hollywood men over there? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you take things from them, did they know you're evaluating them when you're there? >> oh, i took a lot. >> jimmy: you did. >> i heard you worked ballet at a strip club. >> jimmy: i did. that's true. i worked outside a male strip club. >> i decided i was actually going to figure out if we could go together to a male strip club. i was going to teach you. >> jimmy: no, we can't. >> i was going to teach you. and i got you a thong. >> jimmy: thank you. this is male underpants? what purpose does this even serve? >> well, i -- >> jimmy: i see you're in the military. >> i suspected that you're quite a large man.

>> jimmy: no, not really. in the stomach, yeah. no, i think we would just make people vomit -- well, i would, anyway. thank you, i'll treasure this. >> you're welcome. >> jimmy: hey, if you want to spin the globe and see where you go on vacation? >> sure. >> jimmy: let's to it. >> where the hell is that? >> jimmy: oh, it's alaska, you're going to alaska, congratulations! [ cheers and applause ] congratulations on the movie. it came out great. i know, a lot of people might go -- guys especially and say i'm not going to see a stripper. that's not exactly what it is. it's called "magic mike." we'll be back with offspring. [ cheers and applause ]

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the jimmy kimmel concert series sponsored by bud light. this is their album "days gone by" from huntington beach, the offspring! ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ run to the light it won't save you tonight all our yesterdays are pictures lost in time ♪ ♪ never enough towers crumble to dust looking back on the moments of our lives ♪ ♪ all your anger all your hurt doesn't matter in the end those days go by ♪

♪ and we all start again what you had and what you lost ♪ ♪ they're all memories in the wind those days go by and we all start again ♪ ♪ stars still burn bright seasons change overnight as we find our way the times they come and go ♪ a new day rises above with a wind that comes to carry you back home ♪ ♪ all your anger all your hurt doesn't matter in the end ♪ ♪ those days go by and we all start again what you had and what you lost ♪

♪ they're all memories in the wind those days go by and we all start again ♪ ♪ ♪ ahh ♪ ♪ oh oh oh ♪ ahh days go by all your anger all your hurt ♪ ♪ doesn't matter in the end those days go by and we all start again ♪

♪ what you had and what you lost they're all memories in the wind ♪ ♪ those days go by and we all start again what you had and what you lost ♪ ♪ what you had and what you lost those days go by ♪ ♪ those days go by ♪ those days go by those days go by ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to thank katy perry, alex pettyfer, i want to