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for extra plaque protection try new crest pro-health clinical rinse. ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. it never fails. how are you feeling, are you all right? >> yeah, good. >> jimmy: you are good. seems like you are under water? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: tonight on the program an emmy award winning actor from the great show "breaking bad," aaron paul is here. [ cheers and applause ] and then with music from this new album called "life is good," it's the number one album in the country right now the return of nas to the bud light outdoor stage. tomorrow night we'll be joined by lisa kudrow, from the movie "the watch." rosemarie dewitt will be here, and we'll have music from trey songz. and then on thursday, jessica biel.

from the travel channel, a man searching for the best sandwich in america adam richman will be here, and we'll have music from rick ross. so please watch us then too. >> jimmy: our first guest is a two-time oscar nominee you know him from "the town," "the hurt locker," "the avengers," and now he drastically improves the bourne franchise in "the bourne legacy" which opens in theaters august 10th, please say hello to jeremy renner. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i am a sucker for pop tarts. >> you made me eat one. >> jimmy: they're not hot. the toaster must not have been plugged in. how you doing? >> excellent. >> jimmy: a shot with him for tequila day? >> i didn't. during "avengers" red carpet. he was handing them out. >> jimmy: that's right you. had a shot with him. he doesn't remember.

doesn't know his name right now, unfortunately. i saw your movie today, it is great. i will say this -- i was exhausted after watching it. i can only imagine how you were after shooting it. you were fighting and running and running and running in how many different cities did you shoot that in? >> well -- really just three. new york, calgary, and manila, other side of the world. >> jimmy: yeah, right. wasn't all in front of a green screen in burbank. >> downtown burbank. >> jimmy: you are done shooting you have to travel for promoting the movie. >> press. >> jimmy: you have done that already? >> in the middle of doing that. flying around. i go to, i can't think about it. freaks me out. >> jimmy: do you get jet lag and that kind of stuff? >> it's like, wow i just realize how much traveling i do. a lot of times when you are on the plane, you have to sleep. i am not a good sleeper on the

plane. >> jimmy: i go out immediately on the plane. >> i wish i was like you only for that reason. ha-ha. >> jimmy: i got you. i got you. but you, do you like take -- >> literally i remember i had to fly from london to los angeles for dinner and then get right back on a plane to london. that's like, 10, 12 hours. i had to get off the plane to go to work if i had to sleep on the plane. i had to sleep. some body gave me pills like ambien. great. take a little sleeping pill. pop it. and realized nothing is happening, but something else is happening. i realize that -- very quickly that a was actually a little v on the pill, because not only did i not sleep the entire flight, i was camping happening. >> jimmy: somebody gave you viagra instead of ambien? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: first you need a

doctor or new friends? >> friend of mine. friend of mine. >> jimmy: beginning of the flight? >> beginning of the flight. glass of wine. little ambien. no. >> jimmy: you are walking -- >> no walking. if i had to go to the restroom. i was embarrassed. >> jimmy: did any fellow passengers notice what was going on? >> most of them were sleeping. cool, i had, dennis hopper, god rest his soul, lying next to me. his daughter was there, playing with the glass menagerie, the thing on the ledge. halfway through the flight, i am playing with her, and on a second, man. i'm going to go to jail. i am going to get arrested. this does not look good. does not look good. >> jimmy: that's right. a great prank. how long were you on the flight? >> like 11 hours i think to get there. the flight attendants were sort of in on the joke. you know.

>> jimmy: they were? >> can we get you anything, mr. renner. ice, ice. i asked for aspirin. they won't give you aspirin on the plane. they've don't want the responsibility if you are allergic. i was in pain. help me out. >> jimmy: you think aspirin is going to help with that? >> i don't know, man. give me a hammer. >> jimmy: a hammer they will give you on the flight. you haven't been home much -- really look for a long time, have you? >> yeah, it's, a high class problem to travel around as i do. and working a bunch. really been home two weeks in two years. >> jimmy: you build houses, something you did professionally before you became successful as an actor. you still do that? >> yeah, still doing it. i love it. >> jimmy: somebody could hire you to fix their house up. >> i don't like working for other people. too many problems. >> jimmy: a new place you are working on now? >> a new place.

i came back and sort of realized, it becomes a problem where i was living. >> jimmy: why? >> you know -- starts with one thing, whatever, there is a lot of access -- by the canyon, a lot of hikers. and, i remember coming back on this, after two years, and i tried to sleep, and wake up fairly early like 8:00. 6:00 rolls around. i hear, let's stretch, pigeons! >> jimmy: what was happening? >> i'm looking around. let's stretch! i have to get up and i'm impressed. i'm really upset by it. it was 30 people stretching in the middle of the street, on my driveway. they're out there, a stretch team, 6:00 in the morning, ready to go up the canyon do their hiking. fine, dandy, stretch all you want.

not right on the drive. stretch and shut your mouth. i get my hose, pretending to water the plants. i have to -- >> jimmy: nothing you can do about that? >> exactly. >> jimmy: you move. >> i wanted to buy a paintball gun. instead of doing that i decided to move. >> jimmy: a nice idea. we'll take a break and come back and look at the new movie, the new "bourne" series that has been reborn. jeremy renner when we come back. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] gillette. the best a man can get.

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♪ ♪ >> are you okay? >> yeah. >> okay. >> that is jeremy renner in "the bourne legacy." the movie is called "the bourne legacy." jason bourne is not in the movie. matt damon is not in the movie. you are -- so -- there is no bourne in the bourne legacy? >> exactly. >> jimmy: just his legacy? >> essentially, yeah. >> was this an oversight on someone's part? >> i felt the same way. how do you make a bourne movie without the central character.

then once i got the script. >> jimmy: i think it's better without him. i really do. >> it's clever how they widened the perspective on the entire world that, that he was living in. and we realize that there were more programs other than treadstone and more, more assassins and agents that come out of that. >> jimmy: always a lot of very bad people out there, i have to say. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you in the movie there is one scene, it seemed like it might have actually been scary even as an actor when you're face to face with a wolf. and, you're in the snow. and, is that -- that's a real snarling that was in front of you? >> yeah, they have real wolves, beautiful in the winter when they're full and terrifying. my job is pretty easy to be terrified. they had hybrid wolves. and dog that kind of looked like wolves. all sorts of variations of it.

but i felt as long as you had, they gave me some chicken livers in my pocket. they said this, they will eat this and not eat your face. i am like, cool i will keep some chicken livers in my pocket. >> jimmy: did they try to get into your pockets? >> no, no. they were at a distance. there were people with -- >> jimmy: they could wind up with a viagra in them. like "dancing with wolves." >> there you go. >> jimmy: you also ride a motorcycle around the streets of manila in the movie? are you really riding the motorcycle? >> yeah, yeah, it was terrifying. the wild west out there, the street lights are all mere suggestions. the lines in the road are there for decoration. >> jimmy: it seemed like that, yeah. it seemed like, like -- it seemed like a bad idea really to me. >> kind of. but it turned out to be great. manila is a great sort of backdrop for that. and it helped us out for the look of the movie. and the intensity of it i think. >> jimmy: it all came out really good. i think matt damon should be very, very nervous. they will probably forget him after this. at least we can keep our fingers crossed, right, everybody.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. still to come, nas. our next guest is an emmy award winning actor on a very addictive show about making a very addictive drug. do yourself a favor and watch "breaking bad," sunday nights at please welcome aaron paul. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

♪ >> jimmy: you look great, all dressed up. used to seeing you in character on the show. congratulations on your emmy nomination. >> you as well. you as well. thank you. >> jimmy: and your engagement as well. >> i'm engaged to the perfect person. she is amazing. >> jimmy: she is. >> yeah. unbelievable. yeah. >> jimmy: that is a bad way to start the relationship. >> she is absolutely perfect. she is amazing. >> jimmy: did you meet on a tv dating show? >> no, no, no. we met at cochella. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah, yeah, we met at cochella in the desert. >> jimmy: a big music festival for people who don't know. you found love. most people are just looking for a port-a-potty at cochella.

>> actually that's where i met her. no, that's not true. >> jimmy: how do you meet there? >> we had mutual friends. shocked i never met her before. she was dating someone. and then we, stayed in touch. and then the following year at cochella, we were both single. it was look this unspoken thing. we ran off and just danced the night away and had our first kiss on the ferris wheel. >> jimmy: wow. >> aw! >> jimmy: in front of the ghost of tupac. >> that was our one-year anniversary at cochella. we celebrated our one-year anniversary. >> jimmy: you should get married at cochella. >> i actually suggested that. >> jimmy: you did? >> i did. i did. she was some what into it. i remember talking to her nana about it. she was like, "my granddaughter will not get married in front of a bunch of dizzy hippies."

so anyway, nana wanted her granddaughter to -- walk down -- >> jimmy: having your first child at cochella would be a nice thing. >> that is a plan. >> jimmy: beautiful. >> amazing. >> jimmy: what is the first concert you want to out of curiosity? >> oh, my god. you guys are going to love this. it was new kids on the block. >> jimmy: really? [ cheers and applause ] >> and new kids on the block. mc hammer. [ cheers and applause ] and vanilla ice. >> jimmy: all right. >> the sad part of the story is, vanilla ice got arrested at his previous show. he couldn't make it. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> i know. tragic. >> jimmy: you didn't get to hear "ice ice baby" or other hits. >> i'm still sad. >> jimmy: not having the chance to see vanilla ice live in concert. you haven't lived yet if you think about it. i can't imagine you at that show. you must have -- how old were

you? >> i was like 12. the reason why i went, my older sister, danielle, she had this friend, paula. >> jimmy: oh. >> who i was just obsessed with. i had the biggest crush. i said "can i please go?" she said "yes." i was watching paula, stare at new kids on the block. i just want her to look at me that way that she looks at them. she never did which is fine. but it was still a great time. >> jimmy: you get very romantic at concerts? >> i do. i do. brings love together. >> jimmy: so happy "breaking bad" is back. two episodes into the season. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's -- it's been great so far. it seems like things are, i mean, seems like from the previews and, that sort of thing that things are about to get a little crazy. >> yeah, it's -- it is going to get so much darker than you could ever imagine. >> jimmy: i can't eve -- i don't believe that.

how can it get darker than it is? >> in the season we get darker, walter white is just becoming so venomous. >> jimmy: he is actually becoming evil. >> super, super evil. >> jimmy: brian krantz, was here last week, he was telling us that you tweeted. think we have a picture of the phone booth. yeah, that phone booth. you gave out the number. while you were on set you told people to call you. then you took phone calls for a while? >> yeah, literally the phone. we were there for a few dates. the phone rang. for like three days. >> jimmy: three days straight? >> people kept calling. >> jimmy: what was the strangest call you got? >> people were calling from all around the world. there was this girl from singapore. i could tell, she told me she was having a rough past couple months. i'm like -- it is going to get better, i promise. she goes, can i ask you one question.

i just love you so much. do you think jesse would make a good father? i'm like, well, yeah, maybe. i mean, not right now. once he stops cooking crystal meth. maybe down the road he would make a good father. >> jimmy: that is a strike against you in the father category. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: last week, a commercial with p-diddy. how did that happen? >> a random phone call. i guess he is an obsessed fan of the show. and -- he called and offered me this, this job. but actually right before that happened, my, my managers or agent's assistant called and said we have a strange request from puff daddy or p-diddy, sean combs, i don't know. his manager wants a signed autograph from you so he can give it to diddy. i'm like, what? i would play this voicemail to everybody i knew. i'm like diddy likes me. diddy wants to be my friend.

>> jimmy: what did you write? what do you write? >> i actually never did it. >> jimmy: you didn't do it. >> i'm sorry! i didn't do it. xwloous do -- you must do it for diddy. then a week later i got this offer to come out to vegas and party with diddy. >> jimmy: was it fun partying with diddy? >> it was everything that you would expect. it was crazy. >> jimmy: did you call him diddy the whole time? >> i didn't know what to call him. uh. >> jimmy: saying diddy to start with. you wonder. >> i don't know what to call him. such a great guy. he was. and -- >> jimmy: did you drink the whole time? >> not in the morning. but we started like 5:00 in the morning. so -- >> jimmy: i see. >> started drinking at 4:00 or 5:00. >> jimmy: in the evening? >> yes. >> jimmy: has the vodka commercial. have a few drinks. it is great. i am enjoying the show. i love it. i wish you had more of the season left. it is called "breaking bad" if you haven't seen it.

see it. aaron paul. breaking bad, sunday nights, 10:00, amc. we're right back with nas! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: this is his new cd, it's called "life is good." here with the song "the don," nas. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> yes, life is good! life is good! yes! ♪ check check ♪ ♪ smoking a escubano guzzle my second bottle hope i don't catch a grossing our nt ♪

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♪ nas the don jimmy kimmel understood ♪ ♪ nas the don nas the don nas the don nas the don m we love you. >> jimmy: i want to thank jeremy renner, aaron paul. apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. tomorrow night, lisa kudrow, rosemarie dewitt and music from trey songz. the new c.d. "life is good" is out now. playing us off the air with "nasty," see the full performance at jimmykimmellive.com. once again, nas! goodnight! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ yes >> are y'all ready for nas? ♪ some hip-hop y'all ♪ yeah ♪ thank you for making us number one again ♪ ♪ ayo late night candlelight fiend with diesel ♪ queensbridge

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hollywood deals. >> and the challenges that they could face. >> michael phelps is not the most eloquent guy on tv. the icons of olympics past today. >> she's in her 50s. she owns a successful string of shops. ann curry's awkward return to the "today" show with matt. cris teeni and boyfriend's permanent tribute to whitney. we got your pop culture intelligence on why olympian y douglasy douglas surprised he today. >> aging in hollywood. bon jovejovi, ti, then and now. >> how hollywood stars at 50 seem to get better with age. plus -- >> why the 90210 stars are back on tv and is this what elvis would look like at 77? the new image. and joan rivers after her

co costco protest. on the record to us about being stopped by cops. was this just a publicity stunt. >> it got out of hand, obviously. >> we made history at costco. now from hollywood, "the insider" is >> olympian ryan lochte, next stop, hollywood. he told "good morning america" that he might be hitting the dance floor or even starring in

his own unscripted series. >> what would the lochte reality series look like. >> i'm not sure. abc's "good morning america," airs the bachelor and "dancing with the stars." and it could be a lochte/phelps rematch. >> i'm just ready to move on. >> michael phelps, now the most decorated olympian of all-time, said that he discussed joining "dancing with the stars" with former participants. ohno and coughlin. sports colonist has been reporting on the olympics for the huffington post. >> i think that's why ryan lochte and potentially michael phelps see an opportunity with "dancing with the stars." next, an inside view, can phelps and lochte cut it in

hollywood. >> fell eppphelps is not the mo eloquent guy on camera. but they both connect to the audience. michael phelps, an actor or commentator, he'll have a great career ahead. >> he's just not very likable. >> ceo of 5wpr said that a more stable environment. >> if he settles down, his brand would go to a high eer place usain bolt's appeal internation pally, he's a dominant athlete. he's also been kind of a comedian. showing up in football commercials next an olympic surprise. >> gabby douglas. someone wanted to say hello to you. >> oh, my gosh. >> that's gabby douglas embracing lauren scruggs this

morning on the "today" show. in her first interviewing since losing an eye and hand, she called douglas the most inspiring olympic athlete. >> she's a doll. >> thank you. >> the former model has received a prosthetic eye and hand. >> this doctor, a cosmetic and reconstructive plastic surgeon with "the insider" today. >> my reaction to lauren is that she had made an absolutely recovery. >> two other olympic notes, a nearly disastrous day for south africa's oscar pistorius when one of his teammates stumbled on the track during the second leg of the race. he was waiting for his third g leg. >> you're doing commentating in realtime. >> the south africa will be able to compete after an appeal.

19-year-old sarah farr became the first saudi women to compete in track and field. >> although she finished dead last by the way, she still got a standing ovation from the crowd. all right, from the inspirational to the somewhat awkward, here's some pop culture intelligence ann's awkward return. >> ann curry is here. >> ann. >> nice to see you have. good morning, everybody. >> there was so much tension that it was almost uncomfortable to watch. lauer even said, good to see her, she acknowledges with a slight nod but doesn't resip row kate. >> ann briefly back on "today" for the first time with matt. >> so you're pretty good with the camera, did you pick up anything? >> i didn't take any pictures, but i learned some lessons from

here. the idea of layering in the background. >> as soon as ann's piece was over, matt attempted to do banter with ann, but ann seemed guarded. >> whitney's tribute tattoos. in honor of what would have been whitney's 49th birthday, bobbi kristina tweeted r.i.p. mommy. and she also tweeted photos of tattoos. >> whitney died february 11th, very much on the mind of her sparkle co-star jordin sparkss. >> they were just perfect for this project. just absolutely perfect. >> you have never seen that clip. >> and i can see you tearing up. >> that's okay. >> wow, it's awesome to hear that. was emotion nol to

hear that from her mentor. sparkle is set to premiere next week and what we have learned is that bobbi kristina is expected to attend. >> bobbi kristina sent out this tweet yesterday, i'm really, really missing my mommy today. >> by the way, if you guys would like to send some sport and birthday wishes, use the hash tag sparkle or hashtag happy b-day whitney. >> i was in india. she was in egypt. you know, everyone's moving on. >> vanessa williams just moved from wisteria lane to 666 park avenue non abc. >> i'm taking you dress shopping. >> don't look for the same touch of evil vanessa was famous for.

>> i want you to think outside the box. >> i played a vi in comedy which is funny. >> lucy lui is putting a modern twist on sherlock holmes oncbs' "elementary." >> i'm here to make the transition from rehab to the routine of your everyday life as easy as possible. >> to make this character as believable as possible. >> huffington post critic is breaking down the stars' bankability for "the insider" who said that lucy has bankability. we just seen her come off a role in "southland." now she's taking those issues to "elementary." >> former hero star hayden p panettiere will be on the new drama "nashville."

>> connie britton is so phenomenal. hayden panettiere is trying to steal her thunder and is doing a good job at it. >> i don't know while i'm so nervous. >> and dakota johnson is striking out on her own in fox's "ben and kate." >> i'm a single mom, and i think that's relatable to a lot of people these days. it's quiet, funny, awkward funny. done. and on another tv note, it's been a while since we have seen the original gang from "90210." but they are back in these back to school ads for gap. i used to love that show. >>. all right, still had, we look at some of your favorite

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