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an entirely different spin. he argues that obama is motivated by an effort to please the radical father he barely knew. a man who has been dead for nearly 25 years. you take his personal narrative on which he built his political career and you turn it against him. >> i'm doing obama the credit of taking him seriously as a thinker and as someone who is a man of ideas. >> reporter: that's a little disingenuous, no? >> i say he's not getting results opposite to what he intends. he intends the results he's getting. >> reporter: he interviews obama's half brother, george, who the president has met only twice. years ago. >> you are his brother? has he been your keeper? >> go ask him. he's got other issues to deal with. >> reporter: he looks so much like obama. >> he talks li s like obama. he has some of the street smartness. >> reporter: but george obama turns out not to be a radical

lefty and d'souza suggestions, for that reason, the president turned his back on him. but i bet if i went to mumbai, i could find a marxist d'souza. >> oh, you absolutely could. >> reporter: do you really believe that barack obama wants to destroy america? >> no, i don't think he wants to destroy america, but he wants to downsize america. i think he would like to see america have a smaller company, use less nerj. he would like to see money redistributed away from america and to the rest of the world. >> reporter: he spins out the conspiracy theory that by 2016, the u.s. economy will collapse and there will be a united states of islam, led by a nuclear armed iran. and that obama wants it. >> if you seriously think it's a threat, you've got to do stuff that has the real prospect of stopping it. >> reporter: maybe he thinks we can't afford a war right now. >> it's a reasonable thing, and yet, for a country, america,

which is, in a way, the sole protector of israel in the world, that would be a very scary thing for a lot of jews to discover. >> reporter: the movie was produced by stephen piven spiel producer fr producer. >> i think we've been proven right there. >> reporter: people have voted with their box office tickets. >> they have. they have. >> change has come to america. >> reporter: this weekend, "2016" is expected to pass "an inconvenient truth" and putting it right behind the most successful documentary of all time. is that your hope, that it will be the "fahrenheit 9/11" of 2012? >> that's a bit of a scary comparison, because, to me, michael moore is a bit like the federal government. he's big, fat and out of control. i'm a little bit like the private sector, lean and nimble. >> reporter: or, some would say,

lean and mean. i'm david wright for "nightline" in tampa. >> thank you to david wright. thank you for watching abc news. jimmy kimmel is up next. and we will see you here tomorrow. tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> moving from midnight to 11:35 might not sound like a big deal, but probably the most important 25 minutes of my life since the first 14 times i had sex. >> gordon ray sam. >> i like it when a chef is fat. it makes me feel like things must be good in the kitchen. i look at you, i wonder, i go, i don't know. >> jordin sparks. and music from andy grammer. >> get that away from me!

>> jimmy: i saw two humming birds this morning and i'm happy to report, my ficus plant is finally flourishing. you know, diary, i have to say, my rlfriend's right. journalling really is a rewarding experience. [ whistle ] guillermo, what are you doing? >> hi, jimmy. i'm rescuing you from man-emergency. >> jimmy: from what? >> a man-mergency. >> jimmy: it's okay, guillermo, a lot of men journal. >> no, jimmy, they don't. quick.

eat this. this is slim jim smoky mes keat steakhouse strip. >> jimmy: what? >> slim jim smoky mesquite steakhouse strip. >> jimmy: close enough. it's so moist. >> and? >> jimmy: tender, too. >> act, no more journal again. >> jimmy: wow. thanks, guillermo. you really saved me. ow! what was that for? >> that was to make sure it doesn't never happen again. >> jimmy: okay, great. >> dicky: new moist and tender slim jim. they're steakier. buy them in two flavors. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with chef gordon ram sail. jordin sparks. and music from andy grammer. [ captain ] he's on a swan boat! gross! [ captain ] in extreme manmergencies, beef jerky won't cut it. we need to use something steakier.

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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- gordon ramsay.

jordin sparks. and music from andy grammer. with cleto and the cletones. and now, first things first, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. welcome. that's very nice. thank you, cleto. hi there, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thanks for being here. and i'm glad you are here because we have -- we got some big news. it was a big day for us here today. you may have heard about this or maybe not. abc, our network, announced today, and i hope this wasn't a prank, because it would be a very cruel thing to do. starting in january right around

the ten-year anniversary, the show is moving from midnight to 11:35. throwing off my feeding schedule. i know moving from midnight to 11:35 might not seem like a big deal, it's only 25 minutes but it's probably the most25 minute first 14 times i had sex. [ laughter ] and the big news is, oftentimes, people will come up to me and tell me your show's on too late for me. well, you're going to need a new excuse now. like, for instance, your show sucks. [ laughter ] starting in january, "nightline" will be on after us, but other than that, not much will change, although we are in negotiations to replace guillermo with mario lopez. i'm really sorry. [ boos ] >> that's okay. >> jimmy: i'm sorry, but sex sells, you know. [ laughter ] are you excited about this, guillermo? >> yeah, very excited, jimmy, because you're a great boss, great friend and a great human being.

you deserve it. >> jimmy: no cue cards or anything. [ applause ] thank you, guillermo. i feel the same way about you, except for the boss thing. [ laughter ] >> all right. >> jimmy: i want to take a moment to wish the senior citizens in our audience a happy senior citizens day. today was senior citizens day, so don't forget to have your grandparents -- [ applause ] spayed or neutered. in honor of senior citizens day today, i ate an entire bowl of hard candy and pretended not to know what a laptop was. [ laughter ] senior citizens day was made official by president reagan in 1988 to recognize the contributions the elderly do for this country. it's a great idea for a holiday, because there's nothing old people like more than having a special holiday to remind them they are indeed old. i remember showing my grandfather the internet. it's fun to pair new people up with new technology because they're extra-amazed by it.

so tonight, in honor of senior citizens day, these are various grandmas and pas trying to figure out videochat. enjoy. >> i don't hear it clicking, do you? do you hear it clicking? >> no. >> now, look at the monkey. >> can you do the capture? i put it on capture. >> we can hear you and see you. >> you can? >> that's what it says. >> we can't see you. >> here it is. oh, we got -- 16, 15, 14, 13 -- here, get closer. >> you can e-mail these to selected media, why won't it take a picture. take, foe photo -- oh, year. >> i don't know what we're going to do. we can hear you not see you, just keep trying. >> did you hear it click? did you hear it click? >> no. >> warning, you must stop

recording before trying to close. cyberlink. oh, gee. i don't know -- i don't know what i'm recording, shucks. >> now, did you hear it click now? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there you go. no! they'll figure it out eventually. i hope the duchess of alba got a chance to celebrate senior citizens day. are you familiar with the duchess of alba? well, this is the duchess of alba. she's an 86-year-old spanish millionaire. last year, she married that gentleman, who you can see -- he's young enough to be her son but greedy enough to be her husband. [ laughter ] so -- luckily, for all of us today, photographs of the duchess in a bikini have surfaced online. did you want -- oh, you want to see one? okay. good. we happen to have one right here. there she is, frolicking in the

mediterranean sea. this, to me, is scary than anything on shark week. i know seniors are supposed to stay active -- this is too active. her assistant doesn't look great, either. the princeton review just released its annual list of top party schools in the united states. and america's number one party college for 2012 is west virginia university. west virginia studodts tay celebrated by continuing to celebrate, i guess. but -- [ laughter ] if your kid goes to west virginia, don't worry, your kid doesn't drink, it's the other kids that drink. your did kid is like, hey, guys let's play word games. beer is for losers. the dean at west virginia said clearly, in the big picture the list has no credibility. this is the dean. they call him clean dean, because he's always in the bath. this is the third time the

mountaineers have had this honor bestowed upon them. they were also named top party school in '97 and '07. and the worst party school, the school that ranked last was the online university of phoenix -- [ laughter ] the students had a big celebration there, too. >> we're going to get this party started. whoo whoo whoo -- >> shut the [ bleep ] up. i'm trying to watch the game! >> jimmy: well, you know, the parties are terrible, but the meal plan is perfect. [ applause ] the white house yesterday -- yesterday, the white house hosted something they called the first ever state dinner for kids. the dinner was actually not dinner, it was a luncheon put on with the first lady. the kids in attendance were winners of the nationwide recipe contest. they had a contest and challenged kids to come up with recipes for healthy meals. most of the recipes had cute names, kickin' chicken salad, power pesto pasta.

and secret service super salad, the last one is served in a hooker's bra cup. one young lady who participated was madeleine. she's from great falls, virginia. cnn interviewed madeleine. keep a close eye on her mother here. watch her mom's lips. >> madeline, congratulations, tell us what was the recipe that won you the trip. what inspired you? >> i know i love soup, i wanted to do soup, and then i went into a cookbook called "celebrate virginia." i looked what the state beverage of virginia was, it was milk, the first soup that came to my head that had milk in it was chowder. >> nice. >> jimmy: i don't know if her arm is up, she's working her daughter like a ventriloquist, but -- oh, there's more where that came from.

>> what did you tell the first lady when you saw her? >> i saw her, i told her i was really glad to see her. and i was really excited for that day. >> okay. madeleine, i know that you're taking japanese lessons. can you say anything in japanese to us like good-bye? >> sayonara. >> sayonara. >> jimmy: sayonara. sayonara. how do you say "run away" in japanese? moms get excited, i guess. as football fans know, there's a referee strike in the nfl right now. they're demanding more money and sillier shirts, something like that. because the regular refs are refusing work, the nfl had to use replacement refs for preseason games. last night, the patriots played the eagles. it might be a good idea to get the strike settled. >> jeremy ebert taking it over the 20-yard line. ryan rowe with the tackle. penalty marker back to where the

kickoff returned. >> jimmy: get that away from me! it's all brown! he's not ready for some football, i guess. there's some unsettling news in the world of pornography right now. last week, the l.a. county health department received five reports of adult actors contracting scontract ing syphilis. all shooting has been stopped until all 1,000 registered actors get tested for syphilis. they say this could result in l.a. losing 25% of its male ponytail population. [ laughter ] it's scary. it's scary to think. what if our supply of porn runs out? by my calculations, right now, online, there's on enough pornography to last us maybe 100 billion years, so -- [ laughter ] do we really -- do they need to make it? is anyone out there going, oh, that threesome is so 2008. on a more wholesome note, this

is a great video. you saw this on youtube. a couple of brothers from houston, seth and aaron. their parents took them to see the new disney movie called "the odd life of timmy greene" over the weekend. the movie is about a couple that can't conceive a child. one night, they write everything they want in a child on paper, they plant the paper in the garden and their wishes grow to a real boy named timothy greene. if you hate spoilers when it comes to half boy/half plant movies, go ahead and cover your ears, i'll wait for a second, all right? okay. at the end of the movie, timothy kind of dies. he doesn't really die, but he just kind of goes away. this upset seth and aaron so much that their parents had no other choice but to videotape them crying. >> what was the movie about? [ crying ] >> it was about timothy greene

grow egg and he had to die. >> he had to die! [ crying ] >> and it was so sad. >> what happened to timothy greene? >> all his leaves came off so he had to go. [ crying ] >> jimmy: you want to go play mini golf, kids? it's the saddest episode of "cash cab" ever. [ laughter ] by the way, that was just a small part of this hysteria. >> should people go and see this movie? >> yes, they do. yes. it will tear out your eyes. [ crying ] >> guys, want to go see the movie again? >> no. [ crying ] >> it's too sad. it's too sad.

>> what did it tell you about what happens in life? >> you have to go. you have to go. >> why can't you stop crying? >> because it's so sad. it's so sad. and there's so many happy and sad moments. >> jimmy: can i say i d the same thing the first time i saw "the notebook"? [ laughter ] theyeem like nice kids, whenever i see kids like this in a video, i always wonder what they're going to be like when they grow up. that's why we came up with a brilliant new invention on the show. i call it the youtube time machine. what we're able to do is load a video in the machine and be able to see what those children will be like in the future, okay? so, we're going to set the youtube time machine to see what seth and aaron will be like in 40 -- in about 40 years. >> what happened to the cowboys? >> oh, they choked. they choked.

>> do you want them to always win? >> yes. [ crying ] >> why can't you stop crying? >> because it was so sad. >> jimmy: it's weird that their mom's still driving them. [ applause ] i'm just happy to see there's still football in 40 years. hey, we have a good show for you tonight. jordin sparks is here. we have music from andy grammer. and we'll be right back with chef gordon ramsay so stick around. ,, [ male announcer ] new from magnum ice cream. ♪

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. tonight on the program, an "american idol" champion whom you can see at the movies now alongside the late whitney houston, which is a little weird. the film is called "sparkle." jordin sparks is here with us. and then with music from his debut cd, he named it after himself. andy grammer from the bud light stage. tomorrow night we'll be joined by robert pattinson, from the show "pawn stars" rick and corey

harrison will be with us. and we'll have music from polica. and then on thursday, kyra sedgwick, a couple of -- these guys collect funny vhs tapes, and -- this is the sort of thing we won't be doing when we move to 11:30. when we move to 11:30, instead of a suit, i'm going to wear really short shorts. i made another decision. you know? [ cheers and a and so are you, guillermo. we're both going to wear them. >> that's great. >> jimmy: it will be great. our first guest tonight is a celebrated chef who combines a mastery of cuisine with a propensity for profanity. his new show is called "hotel hell." it airs monday nights on fox. please welcome chef gordon ramsay. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: well, gordon, i was watching the olympics, the closing ceremonies of the olympics. they had all the great stars from england. they had paul mccartney and the spice girls and mr. bean was out there playing the keyboard. >> yeah. >> jimmy: who was left off that list? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you. >> i know. >> jimmy: do you believe it's because you are a fox celebrity that nbc banned you from the -- [ laughter ] >> there was a suggestion, i could actually clear out the stadium in a very polite way. >> jimmy: that would be great. you come out and tell everyone to go the -- home. >> time up. now [ bleep ] off. [ applause ] it was an amazing ceremony. >> jimmy: it was. >> for a nation like britain, i mean, 29 golds. i think we did a great job. >> jimmy: i think so, too. [ applause ] it was a great olympics. it really was. did you watch the whole thing or were you there? did you go to the games? >> no, i was watching it here.

working. kids were obsessed. every time they would see a dive or track and field event, they would go down to ucla and start participating in camps. they were really into it. >> jimmy: who are your kids rooting for? they lived here in the united states for a while, right? >> we came over for the summer. predominantly still living in england. >> jimmy: i see. >> depends. they always go on looks other than performance. i have three girls, megan is 14. oh, he's gorgeous. meg, please. what about the performance? >> jimmy: kids don't care about performance. >> no. >> jimmy: so -- now you're an athlete, also. in fact, we saw a video. i think we saw this on the show. there's a video of what was it a celebrity soccer game that you play. >> a big charity match. it was supposed to be charity. >> jimmy: it wasn't very charitable. >> no, unicef. we had an amazing team for the rest of the world, will farrell, extraordinary. >> jimmy: he's on your team? >> yeah, a phenomenal lineup. i mean, absolutely amazing. mike myers. >> jimmy: let's look at what

happened here. why are you on the rest of the world team? >> i'm from scotland. >> jimmy: that's you right there. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but what we don't really see -- you really get haered here from behind. >> and he gives me a little slap in the face in a minute. >> jimmy: yeah, he does. i don't know, is this some kind of tradition where after you seriously injure somebody, you give them a little slap and smear. >> honestly -- >> jimmy: who was that? >> teddy sheraton. amazing. >> jimmy: so he's a professional, this guy? >> he was a professional. that was for a unicef charity match, and honestly, i felt like i had been hit by a train. >> jimmy: that doesn't seem fair. did any of your teammates retaliate? did anyone -- >> they were too tired. >> jimmy: they were too tired? >> will had gone and it was a big guests there

and -- sadly, after i got taken off, we got stuffed 3-1. >> jimmy: they lost. you are very muscular, i noticed. when you came out and i touched you -- [ laughter ] is it because you put yourself in so much danger each time you enter the kitchen and start fighting with the chefs there. >> i take care of myself. >> jimmy: yeah. what do you do, like triathlons, that kind of thing? >> i'm training for one in new zealand. ironman. >> jimmy: oh, that's the really hard one. that's the -- [ applause ] how many, what is that, that that's -- >> swim, bike ride and -- >> jimmy: wow. if i knew what that added up to, i'd be very impressed. a whole marathon. >> full marathon. >> jimmy: not just a marathon, but who other huge things. and this is all in one day. >> yes. >> jimmy: why do you do this? >> i eat like a horse. chefs don't have the best diet. i pick all day long. in order to continue at that level, coming up at great

dishes, i need to stay fit. and i have a very, very active life. >> jimmy: really? >> yes. >> jimmy: because i like it when a chef is fat. [ laughter ] it makes me feel like things must be good in the kitchen. i look at you and i wonder, i go, i don't know. >> i don't think shes should be fat. i was a fat chef once. >> jimmy: you were? i missed that. >> yeah. a long time ago. you go out to the table, it's uncomfortable. you're supposed to cook it, not [ bleep ] eat it. >> jimmy: yeah, well, you got to have a little taste, right? >> a taste. and that will stay in the back of your mind. don't have to finish it all. >> jimmy: do you eat a full big meal every time you sit down or little snacks or what? >> you can't really actually go and sit down and eat dinner before you cook dinner for 80 or 100 guests. you need to stay active. i don't think you can work on a full stomach. so, i like those little bits. almost like the asian influence, where you eat small little bowls. >> jimmy: when you're running in all that stuff, do you make yourself a little lunch?

>> a little posh picnic. >> jimmy: i don't know. something like that. >> a little ahi tuna. >> jimmy: no? >> no. i eat that sort of power bar. >> jimmy: you do? do you eat that stuff? can't you make your own, like, rolled up bar of some kind -- >> like a chocolate rollup bar. >> jimmy: this seems like something you could make money on, something delicious as you run. you know? >> there's nothing worse when you're on that sort of pch and you are going up there malibu, this time of year and everybody is barbecuing. and, 100 k, 80 k to go and your butt is killing because you're on this little tiny saddle and all of a sudden, oh, [ bleep ]. here we go. smell. you can identify the chicken drumsticks, you can smell the bacon. >> jimmy: when you're running buy, do you insult their cooking as you go?

>> no one can see me with my hat and glasses on. i stay nice and calm. >> jimmy: you did an interesting thing, you went into a prison, as part of a reality show, not a service for some crime. and you taught the prisoners how to cook. >> yeah, sort of a documentary for prisons, almost like a production kitchen where we cook from the inside to sell on the outside. and we have a really terrible situation in our prisons in the uk, over 90,000 inmates, cost 38 grand a year to stay in there. they lay in their bed for 21 hours a day and they get five choices per night -- >> jimmy: they do? >> yeah, they play soccer, they have dvds -- >> jimmy: that sounds fantastic. >> the idea what is to motivate these guys. get them stable and give them a second chance. >> jimmy: they have five choices of entrees in prison? >> i was like, if you don't give them the five choices, i'm -- [ bleep ] is going to hit the

fan. even we don't have five choices a night at home. >> jimmy: in american prisons, that does not happen. our prisons would crush your prisons. literally eat your prisoners as their five entrees per night. >> thinking of doing it over here. >> jimmy: i would imagine you don't yell at them as much as you do the people on the tv show? >> oh, no, i do. i lost -- we were working in one particular situation, making amazing little tarts and one guy flies across and head butts the other one and knives start flying -- >> jimmy: they can have knives? >> they need knives to wshg in the kitchen. yeah, yeah, it's full on. we lost one once and it disappeared, so, bang, security hit the button -- >> jimmy: i'm headed right back to london and i'm going to get arrested. this sounds like the best place ever. >> then all of a sudden, it's like a strip search to look for this four-inch blade. >> jimmy: did they find that? >> no. >> jimmy: they didn't? >> no. >> jimmy: where could one hide that? >> you'd be surprised. i'm not going to say that.

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>> jimmy: we're back. jordin sparks and andy grammer coming up. we're back with gordon ramsay. you just opened a new restaurant in las vegas. >> yeah, amazing. >> jimmy: how many restaurants do you have now? >> 22 now. >> jimmy: 22, that's a lot of restaurants. >> it's amazing. thank you. >> jimmy: and do people -- i imagine it would be intimidating working with you, but do people expect you to scream and yell and do all of that great stuff all the time? >> i was in vegas, and a guy came up, hey, chef, it's my 50th birthday, will you cook? you're having lunch, you're having fun here. no, no, come on, i'll donate $10,000 to your charity if you'll just call me a [ bleep ] donkey. come on. >> jimmy: did you do it? >> no, it's got to be real. it can't be fake. >> jimmy: okay, did you throw him out or --

>> his birthday, come on. >> jimmy: i would have run him out. he probably would have gotten a kick out of that. he sounds like a guy that likes abuse. tell us, what is the idea behind "hotel hell?" >> i've stayed in a lot of hotels, we have a little ten-bedroom boutique hotel in london. almost like "nightmare" but on a much bigger scale, turning them upside down and giving them a good shake. sadly, anyone can go and buy a hotel and they get carried away. but don't understand the actual customer is king. >> jimmy: do people buy hotels in the same way they buy restaurants, oh, this will be fun and they don't have any idea what they're doing? >> yeah. fall in love with the idea opposed to the reality of running a business and they get some pm what carried away. i was in one hotel in san diego. he said, i have it designed by the guy who designed ferrari.

i said, well, i don't sleep in a [ bleep ] ferrari, do you? >> jimmy: not unless you're really drunk. >> and i was at a haunted hotel in new york. >> jimmy: a haunted hotel. do you believe in that? >> i came out and find -- people shuffling on the floor. what in the hell you are guys doing, head lamps. we're spotting a ghost. come on. so, just -- no. >> jimmy: did they find the ghost? >> no. >> jimmy: they did not find the ghost. why didn't they just turn on the lights? >> i did. and pissed them off. >> jimmy: yeah, all the ghosts fly away when you turn the lights on. so, now you have "hotel hell." c "kitchen nightmares" and "hell's kitchen" on fox. let's just show this tape here, it's gordon ramsay.

>> hold on. your singing is [ bleep ]. you look like [ bleep ], you smell like [ bleep ], your nose is [ bleep ]. >> but i haven't even sung yet. >> you don't need to. i can tell you're [ bleep ] terrible. but let me tell you but. this omelet? it's as [ bleep ] as you. get out! >> yo, dawg. >> dawg [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you work well with randy. you would be good on that show. you were the guy they need to get for that show, a little taste of simon. you're even wearing the v-neck t-shirt. it's perfect. chef gordon ramsay, everybody. "hotel hell" is monday nights at 8:00 on fox. we'll be right back with jordin sparks. ,, look, i don't play 'bout my facial hair.

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[birds chirping, ♪...] [music stops] [dialing rotary phone] >> hello, jimmy john's? [door opens, rapid footsteps, bell dings] >> jimmy john's here. >> what took you so long?! >> announcer: jimmy john's. freaky fast delivery. [birds chirping...] >> i love a man in uniform! >> jimmy: hi there. we're back. andy grammer is still to come. our next guest is the youngest contestant ever to win "american idol" at the tender age of 17. now she stars in her first film, playing daughter to the late whitney houston inhe new movie "sparkle", which is in theaters

now. please say hello to jordin sparks. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look great. how are you? >> i am good. i'm good. >> jimmy: i feel like you're getting taller, is that possible? >> you might be shrinking. >> jimmy: i probably am shrinking. do you take pride in the fact that you're youngest "american idol" winner? >> i do. i do definitely. >> jimmy: if you saw a 16-year-old on the show, would you call and vote for the other person, just to make sure that you retain that -- >> i can't believe you just asked me that. ah -- i vote for all of them. >> jimmy: you can't vote for all of them. there's no point in voting for all of them. you might as well vote for none of them. >> right. the funny thing is, actually, i didn't really care the first year, i was like, cool -- i did care, hold on, let me rephrase that. then, afterwards, here's david

and i thought he was going to win, he didn't. maybe the next year. and then the other person was older than me and the other person and now i'm kind of like, i kind of want to hold opt it. >> jimmy: you're holding on to your record. that's natural. >> it's a crown and a sash. >> jimmy: well, your dad played in the nfl, played at arizona state. football player. [ applause ] >> yeah. hi, dad. >> jimmy: was he disappointed that you did not go to professional football, follow in his footsteps? >> he wasn't actually. i wanted to when i was younger. i grew up in a football family, my dad played, my brother played. i used to go to pop warner. and i remember seeing a girl and i was ready to go. i was like, mom, sign me up. and think were like, no, honey, that's not happening. >> jimmy: they wouldn't let you play? >> they were like, no. so i did music and that worked out. >> jimmy: you can tackle people, still, is that right? >> when i need to. >> jimmy: your boyfriend is a singer as well, jason derulo. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: how long have you guys

been going on? >> actually, we celebrated our first year anniversary on august 1st. >> jimmy: congratulations. does your dad like him? >> he does, actually. my dad and my mom. they actually really like him. i get along really well with his parents. and my mom is a pretty hard sell, so, it was really nice when she was like, oh, he's so great. i was like, oh, thank god. >> jimmy: how long did it take? >> my mom was a huge fan of his music before things changed between us. she actually was the one who dragged me to his show three years ago when we first met and i didn't want to be there. >> jimmy: oh, so your mother's in love with him? >> yes. >> jimmy: how did you guys celebrate your anniversary? >> actually, he was on his way to australia. so, i was here, performing at the grove and he was going to australia and what he did, which was really sneaky, was, he sent me this e-mail, he was like, make sure you check the desk before you go upstairs. and so i did, and there were

some really pretty stud earrings. you want to see? >> jimmy: so you're wearing those? and the other matches? >> the other matches. it's a carat bigger, so, this side of my head -- >> jimmy: it's better when they match. it makes sense. that's very smooth. did you look them up to find out how much they cost afterwards? >> no. no. i didn't. because i really, honestly, i wasn't expecting it at all. i was like, whatever, we'll celebrate when we get back. so, when he -- >> jimmy: so you didn't get him anything? >>, no, i did. i ordered him a really cool pocket watch that says "i will love you every second of every day" and -- >> jimmy: that's nice. >> and it's got a really funky chain. it doesn't look all dainty. >> jimmy: i don't care if it looks dainty. >> i'll get you a dainty one. >> jimmy: thank you. have the same inscription so if i run into him, i'll be like, oh -- >> jason, check this out. >> jimmy: now, you are acting in this movie.

whitney houston personally picked you to be in this movie with her. is that true? >> when you put it that way, it just makes it -- oh, my gosh. well, she was executive producer and this was something she had been working on for a really long time, so, she did have a hand in helping cast and picking, you know, the actresses and actors for the roles, so, it was amazing to be working across from her. it was amazing to be working across from her. >> jimmy: did you have to audition for her? >> not for her, actually but i did go through a crazy audition process. it was crazy to me because i had never done it before. >> jimmy: you did it for like 16 weeks in a row on "american idol." >> but that's different. okay, that's different. you give me a microphone, that's cool. i got this. going in there and trying to have the same mindset as the director, trying to get the character close to what they're thinking -- it was so nerve wracking, but i -- i think i did okay. >> jimmy: obviously, you did okay. do you think that experience doing that on television helped you with that? >> yeah, actually.

"american idol" is the ultimate pressure cooker when it comes to anything like that. you're learning songs in essentially a couple of hours and doing press and meanti imeeh the mentors and singing their songs in front of them. >> jimmy: and you're a teenager and they're tormenting you. >> exactly. and then i did school on top of that. it was definitely crazy. but that definitely helped. >> jimmy: tell us what's going on in his photograph. >> i love this picture. we were waiting for the camera to turn around. we're shooting the dinner scene. when you guys see the movie, you'll knoll wt i'm lkinabout. >> jim:hat's you right there. >> we were up there just waiting, trying to lift our spirits so we started dancing -- >> jimmy: i don't think people realize, that's whitney houston there, she's wearing '60s clothing. >> she looks so beautiful there. we got up there, my ipod came on, "teach me how to doug" came on -- we're mid-dougie there in the photo. it came on, we were all dancing, she walked in and we all kind of like paused. >> jimmy: did she say, teach me how to dougie?