>> we will be wearing orange. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> all right. have a good night.

tonight on "nightline," the bill factor. he's back.

former president bill clinton takes center stage at the democratic national convention throwing his mettle on star power on barack obama although joined him on stage after a rousing speech. big spenders. lavish parties. star-studded. we investigate the high-rolling world of partying politicians, the rich donors, what all that cash can buy you. plus, the report card. the good, the bad, everything in between here at the convention. one guy who knows how to play the game and who's coming out on top. good evening. i'm terry moran.

and a momentous night here at the democratic national convention in charlotte, north carolina, where just a short time ago, bill clinton had this crowd eating out of his hands. in a speech, a stem-winding that culminated in a remarkable moment when president barack obama joined him on stage, breaking precedence. the man clinton told the crowd they must re-elect. >> reporter: the big dog and the one. an an extraordinary and historic moment. and what led up to it just as extraordinary and historic. >> we are here to nominate a president. and i've got one in mind. >> reporter: bill clinton was back and democrats loved this moment. the 42nd president of the united states seized his prime time slot bumping joe biden until

tomorrow, so that he, the man from hope, the comeback kid, bubba, whatever, would be the one to formerly nominate barack obama as the 44th presidentf the united states. >> i want barack obama to be the next president of the united states. and i proudly nominate him to be the standard-bearer of the democratic party. >> reporter: clinton held the delegates spell bound with that rare gift of his, speechmaking that is explanatory, down to earth and partisan. >> since 1961, our private economy has produced 66 million private sector jobs. so, what's the job score? republicans, 24 million. democrats, 42. >> reporter: praising what he sees as obama's willingness to work with opponents, clinton

demonstrated that touch that seems lost in these times. >> president obama appointed several members of his cabinet even though they supported hillary in the primary. heck, he even appointed hillary. >> reporter: he made that argument regarding his own stewardship of the 1990s when there was growth, balanced budget to make the case for barack obama. >> president obama started with a much weaker economy than i did. listen to me now, no president, no president, not me, not any of my predecessors, no one could have fully repaired all the damage that he found in just four years. >> reporter: there was fixed drama in this crowd, clinton,

obama, 42 and 44, what a tangled relationship they have. >> both very competitive in their own lives. incredible leaders who are passionate about what they're doing. >> reporter: rahm emanuel. >> president clinton would show up in the world, read the brief. president clinton would call me 2:00 in the morning, we're still working on how we get this vote. >> reporter: that difference made things tricky, even tough between them. but is there a personality clash there, hot clinton, cool, obama? >> no, i haven't in conversations with each person, neither one has ever said a bad thing about the other person. neither said anything negative. >> god bless you and god bless america. >> reporter: in 1992, the year

bill clinton was soaring towards the white house, barack obama had just graduatesed from the harvard law school. but by 2008, it was obama who was soaring and threatening the administration by taking down hillary clinton. >> shame on you barack obama. >> reporter: the fences mended slowly, but they mensded. hillary became secretary of state and forged a close relationship with the president. while barack and bill never became buddy-buddy had something rarer. >> there is that unique relationship between presidents. you've been where people have it, that conflict comes rushing through the doors and it lands like something on a desk and all the fancy chiefs of staffs, only

you, only your leadership, only your judgment, only your values that make that decision. >> reporter: so maybe as bill clinton went on and on, some of the passion in his argument came from the solidarity shared by the men who occupied the oval office. >> coming in, we decide to champion the cause for which our founders pledged their lives, their fortunes, their sacred honor. the cause of forming a more perfect union. my fellow americans, if that is what you want, if that is what you believe, you must vote and you must re-elect president barack obama. >> barack and bill there moments ago. a little breaking news behind it. we received word from the convention, role call, the state of ohio put president obama's number of delegates over 2,777. the number he needs officially

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candidate of massachusetts, drove the point home with these comments. >> wall street ceos, the same one who wrecked our economy and destroyed millions of jobs still strut around congress, no shame, demanding favors, and acting like we should thank them. >> so there's a lot of that 1% happening on the floor. but outside these convention walls and at the republican convention as well, it's a swanky party that caters to only the wealthiest donors. abc's brian ross takes us inside. >> reporter: for both the democrats and the republicans, conventions have been both expensive and extravagant. in lavish parties and insider access. some unhappy to see abc news.

>> the grossest we've seen since 2016. >> reporter: the grossest? >> yeah. roa most of it is being paid by the superrich. many of whom flew into charlotte in superjets. one of them, convicted lobbyist jack abramoff. >> it's people who want something back. >> reporter: in charlotte, duke energy, dominates the skyline. the company's money it dominating the convention. ♪ duke's ceo not only plans to raise $47 million for the convention itself. but the company is also helping to pay for a series of lavish events all over town which most delegates will never see, including this invitation-only concert with pop singer john legend. ♪ for all the swinging and swaying, there's much more to

it. >> it's really about having the ability to cozy up to people who are important to you and to your business. >> reporter: in the case of duke energy's business, the company has received more than $200 million in federal energy grants and loans from the obama administration, and the recent approval of a major merger. the duke energy says that is in no way connected to the millions of dollars its ceo jim rogers pledged to raise for the democrats or the $100,000 he's given personally. it's about his own hometown. when we went to the duke head quarters where they were hosting a private party, we were turned away, told our cameras represent a security threat. >> no cameras allowed here? >> no. >> because? >> it's just our policy. >> reporter: we received the same from at&t which took over this restaurant directly across from the republican convention forum for a week-long event for

the republicans. we were told to turn off our cameras or face arrest. >> thank you. >> reporter: for both party, the intersection of money and power is a busy, often ugly place. >> there's no shame in what they're do there's pride. >> reporter: harvard law professor robert lessig talks about that. >> our congress becomes gent on that. >> what's the effect on policy? >> well, in a thousand ways, you know, buried inside of bills, you begin to see policy shifting in a direction that makes sense from a perspective of money but doesn't make sense with perspective of people. >> reporter: both parties go to great lengths to treat people like great royalty. in tampa, republicans used this

yacht registered in the grand cayman islands who represent the elite who brought in more than $1 million. known as the romney victory council. how much money have you planned to raise? >> i'm sorry, i don't really have time. >> reporter: and secrecy seemed to be the order of the day, making it hard to know what the big fund-raisers might want for all their money if they win. what's your name, sir? >> why? >> reporter: are you embarrassed about being here? >> no, not at all. i've got to run, thank you. >> reporter: after we posted his pictures online, readers of arizona identified him as ray wallthern. the superrich democrats can keep their names secret, too, if they give money to one of the newly formed super funds outside advocacy groups including one

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so tonight, the democrats had their work cut out for them,

trying to build the enthusiasm, might be missing out there on the grassroots is building in the hall today, pass the high marks or did they fail? we asked matt dodd chief strategist in the campaign. first, the big dog with the big speech. >> an "a." he can give a speech. he loves doing it. the crowd loves him, "a," overall "a" on that speech. >> as a political professor, you see him go on and on, i've been told the teleprompters when he ad-libs go frantic. >> most people want him to keep going. whether or not you agree with him or disagree with him. you love to listen to that. as if you're listening to the radio 75 years ago. >> 25 years ago, he won the slogan, it's the economy.

how did he do with that? >> i would give him a "b" on that. i think his job is to connect with barack obama and what barack obama's argument is. he started it, he gave a chunk of it. i think he spent too much time on medicare and not enough time on the number one issue. >> because obama does need that, that sense, what is the plan, what is the economic vision he's got, the positive vision that people would vote for. and clinton didn't really fill in those blanks. >> everybody in this hall, when asked are you better off now than four years ago, they said yes. but if you asked those to the voters of virginia, they're not going to say yes. he didn't bridge that gap. >> and the economy. finally, one of the jobs he had, take it back to the other site, red meat, throw out the partisan lines. how did he handle that?

>> he gets an "a" on that. just his presence, who he is, what he means to the party is an "a." the way he delivered it. the way he made fun of the republicans. the tone, the way he delivered it. and the issues, confronting them on telling the truth, i thought the crowd loved it. i think he closed to a large degree that enthusiasm gap. he didn't solve the election but closed that gap. >> and he did that with a little bit of humor, too? >> yeah, he didn't enter a single social issue. he didn't mention a single social issue. he did it all with economic and fiscal issues. >> the astute matt dowd. thank you for watching. >> dicky: up next on an all number "jimmy kimmel live." >> only 46% of americans view

obama favorably. and clint eastwood doesn't see obama at all. >> dicky: bob newhart. >> i don't know if you have one of these, we bought you a snowboard. >> dicky: and kevin hart. >> you think in china,

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's

"jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- bob newhart, kevin hart, and music from miss willie brown with cleto and the cletones. and now, what luck, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. welcome. thank you, cleto. hi, everybody, i'm jimmy. thank you for watching. thank you for coming to visit. oh, there's a lot going on tonight. the first nfl game tonight. the democratic national convention, a new episode of "here comes honey boo-boo." everything that we are as a nation is all rolled up into one tonight. we'll get to all of it in due time. first, we need to check the weather.

rain here in l.a. here. we got hit with remnants of what was originally tropical storm john. this is from salt lake city. a man there, weatherman dan pope, was busy tracking john. >> now, we have john. this is a tropical storm. and you say, why are you showing this. john is going to resort, the moisture from john will be left over. the spin, the tropical storm turn into a depression. >> jimmy: that's how hawaii got pregnant. that's what happens when you hire a team of 11-year-old boys do your weather graphics. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: nfl season kicked off in new jersey. dallas cowboys played the defending champions new york giants. so ladies, i guess we'll catch up with you and valentine's day. football helps me pass the time

between seasons of "dancing with the stars" more than anything. the nfl referees are on strike tonight. tonight, they used replacement refs. i'm sure these guys are trying to do their best. some of them were calling high school games last year. they just don't seem to have the same level of professionalism the regular referees have. >> and our second penalty. >> okay. so we got the big guy hitting the smaller guy real hard. he's like a fullback or halfback. didn't matter. didn't matter. it would be good. it would be good. we're going to push him back like 10, 20 -- like lines. steps. maybe steps. and, yeah, do over. total do-over. do-over called. >> jimmy: you see what i'm saying why professionals? [ applause ]

>> jimmy: it's hard not to referee when you do that. we have a lot of passionate football fans here. we also have some not so passionate fans. fans like my cousin nicki who doesn't know a lot about the nfl. in fact, nicki knows so little, we thought we could ask nfl trivia questions. it turns out she can't. >> nfl, national federation network. >> tight end? in football, oh, gosh. can't be their body. i mean, tight? they're tight ends. they're athletic. but it probably is when they're getting close, like when they're about to get a goal and then it's like -- everything is like neck and neck.

tight end. tight ending for a game. that's what a tight end is. that's what it is. i had to work it out. >> jimmy: okay, uncle fred's daughter. carrying on the family trait. thanks to nick and nick also for participating. you know, there's a new episode of this big hit reality show "here comes honey boo-boo." on tlc. it makes "yejersey shore" look like -- it's like toddlers and tiaras, she's a 7-year-old pageant contestant. named honey boo-boo. if you haven't seen her, imagine a dumber bright obese version of the kardashians with about half as many teeth. and they're a special group of

people. and their show is so popular, they already have a show on another network that takes a slightly different look at america's new favorite family. >> in the back woods of georgia, it's a fair and fascinating creature honey boo-boo. honey boo-boo has an insatiable appetite for cheese balls. when the cheese balls run out, the boo-boo as you bob for pig feet. when threatened, but with the brain of size of a walnut, the biggest threat to a honey boo-boo is a complete lack of judgment. they seem to take pleasure in their own destruction. in this never before seen mating ritual, the boo-boos grab one another into the mud to procreate. the majestic honey boo-boo. up next the honey boo-boo faces

off with the honey badger only on discovery. >> jimmy: love it. [ applause ] >> jimmy: another reality news, as you probably heard, snooki, the beloved imp from "jersey shore" welcomed their first child into the world. named him lorenzo domenic. today, mom and baby appeared on "people" magazine, there they are. i'm not sure knowing the length of the kid, snowing snooki, my guess is the kid is 2.3 inches tall. she said she wore bronzer and eyelashes because she wanted to look pretty for the baby. she said she was in 24 hours labor. which i figured out that's 24 hours exactly more labor than she'd done previously ever.

mcdonald's made an unusual announcement this week. next year, mcdonald's is opening two restaurants in india that don't serve meat. they're doing it because cows are sacred in india. whereas here, they're lunch. if i was a cow, i'd move straight to mumbai. just back my bucket and let the worship begin. they'll still have the happy meal. to be honest, for most people in india, any meal is a happy meal. but they will not serve beef. can you imagine if they tried to open a vegetarian mcdonald's here? people would go nuts. would would be the hamburger you'd steal? what about the grimace? if the grimace loses weight, he will not be a mascot suitable for a family restaurant anywhere. he'll be doing the weather in

salt lake city. here's something for parents of students who just went back to school. if your kids come home and complain ago anything really. sit them down and show them this. in this chinese town, students have to bring their own desks to school. appare apparently, 2,000 students in the school, they have to bring their own desks. one kid carries a coffee table. i guess they haven't heard of clip boards. this is a grandmother carrying a desk. my thought is there is an able-bodied photographer taking pictures of this woman. luckily, they're going to make nice jobs it's easy to grab one. do you think in china, stuff just says "made in here?" [ applause ]

delay. delayed applause. a news helicopter got a video of a family of ducks crossing highway 47 in toronto. we sped this video up. the ducks have a number of close calls as you can see. they didn't get hit, they just got kind of -- i don't know why they had to cross the road. it's not like they had to go to work. they should make a video game like this starring a frog, they got blown over again but the ducks are fine. by the way, ducks were fly. this seems like a good time to let that particular gift kick in, don't you think? they made it. [ applause ] miraculously, the ducks were completely unharmed. unfortunately, they ended up in front of a chinese restaurant and were eaten. in baseball, the colorado rockies beat the atlanta braves last night. it wasn't a particularly exciting became but there was

one great moment in the fourth inning. >> that's a busy travel schedule for simmonds. mississippi yesterday, atlanta today, rome and then lynchburg. oh, sorry, tom. >> are you talking to me? >> jimmy: apparently, tom has a pretty hectic eating schedule, too. according to the latest abc news/"washington post" poll over the past five months, president obama's popularity has dropped seven points. right now, obama has the lowest popularity of any incumbent president going into a convention since the '80s. 49% see him unfavorably. and clint eastwood doesn't see him at all. no other job do you get to find out how many people think you suck three times a week. the keynote speaker tonight was former president clinton. president clinton didn't always

have a good relationship with barack obama, but that seems to have changed over the years. i think making his wife, hillary clinton, secretary of state so she had to be out of the country most of the time. superdave osborne, super dave is the world's greatest stuntman. i didn't know he was involved in politics. he brought flair to the otherwise boring dnc. >> hello, north carolina, hello democrats. look who's here, mitt romney! why are you here tonight, mitt? mitt likes to show us that he has a sense of humor. okay. governor chris christie is suing

the state of new jersey for building a sidewalk too close to his -- thank you, mitt. no, i don't think you need another one. all right, mitt, says this is a true story. years ago, when his son tagg was 10 years old, he was walking down the end of the house. he opened the door, there's mitt only in chaps and his mother is in a cheerleading outfit with no underwear and they're going crazy. tagg says, what's going on, daddy? he said, we're just having fun. i'll tuck you in in 20 minutes. 20 minutes later, mitt hear partying down the hall. tagg is having sex with his

grandmother. mitt says, tagg, what are you doing? he says, it's not so funny when it's your mother, is it? are you kidding? two -- walk into a bar and buy it. anyway -- you want to -- hillary clinton and kim kardashian are on a bridge. kim says, help, i've always wanted to pee off this bridge. she says, go ahead, there's no one around. kim goes over, she's short and sticks her -- over the edge and says, come over here, hillary. i want to pee right in that canoe. hillary says it's not a canoe, it's your reflection.

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♪ >> jimmy: hi there. tonight on our program, a very funny man who you can see hosting the mtv music awards tomorrow night on mtv, kevin hart is here. and music from a country duo baking their second appearance on our show, this is the new single called "you're all that matters to me." miss willie brown.

tomorrow night, the varieties of south park and trey parker will join us. adam scott from parks & recreation will be here and everclear. right now, our first guest could be enjoying a free dessert at applebees. you can see him on the sunset on the 15th and also in niagara falls on the 28th. please welcome one of the funniest men on the planet, mr. bob newhart. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> thank you, jimmy. thank you. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. happy birthday. >> yeah.

>> jimmy: how old are you today? >> 83. >> jimmy: 83, that's a good age. >> 83 to me is the new 82. >> jimmy: is that right? do you feel good? >> i feel great. >> jimmy: are you interested in politics. politics really wasn't one of your things? >> no, i never really got into -- well, you lose half the audience. you know, i started in stand-up 52 years ago, and you just -- you lose half the audience, you know. >> jimmy: you take one particular side. >> you leave everybody throughout, you know. >> jimmy: you need them. the reason i asked because your you, your name came up during the republican national convention last week when clint eastwood began talking to a chair. >> yeah. yeah. my -- i have a twitter account. and my -- >> jimmy: he does, he's not kidding. >> no. and my daughter jennifer, she

takes care of it, by the way, thank you very much because you mentioned that i had the twitter account, and it just exploded. it just -- >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah, it went from 10 to 20. >> jimmy: oh really, it doubled then. [ applause ] >> jimmy: my pleasure. >> unbelievable. you know, there would be 1 and then 15 minutes, 45 minutes there would be another one. >> jimmy: yeah. well, you had to get a slot machine. >> yeah, my introduction, you know, to social networking. >> jimmy: but on started going hey, that's bob newhart. >> they thought that clint was doing me because i talk to people who aren't there, in my act. but now at 83, i'm beginning to talk to people who aren't there

aside from my act. >> jimmy: see. >> it worries my wife. >> jimmy: have you spoken to clint after that? >> no, no. i thought he was doing jimmy stewart. but it -- it's not easy. it's not an easy thing to do. >> jimmy: no, it's probably the hardest thing there is to do. sit there and beg funny and cal like that. >> i don't know there's any call for it. >> jimmy: i know your sister's a nun. that's weird for you to go into show business and for your sister to go into nunning or whatever we call it -- >> the nunnery. >> jimmy: did you ever think about becoming a priest? >> no, no.

>> jimmy: you did not? >> no, i work clean. a lot of comedians, like jerry seinfeld, jerry and i talked about it, i work clean. i have no problem with, you know, comedians who work blue, funny is funny. >> jimmy: and really there weren't many outlets where you could use -- well, your friend legendary phyllis diller, she was a friend of yours, right? she passed away last month. >> yeah, i got a call from phyl, she was a lovely lady. >> jimmy: she was, sent christmas cards every year. very funny and dirty. >> she called us one time, i don't know anybody who enjoyed being in front of an audience more than phyllis. she just loved it and did it as long as she could and then she

physically could no longer do it. but she called herself, she called my wife ginny and myself up said she's having a party. and i said, phyllis, my sister is here, the nun. >> jimmy: oh, the nun, okay. >> i just said my sister, sister mary jo newhart. she thought i was just stamering. you know. so we took my sister and we went there and introduced phyllis, this is my sister, sister mary jo newhart. then phyllis got into the bodyiest situation you'd ever want to hear. my wife kept nudging me. i said, phyllis, this is my sister, sister mary jo newhart.

and phyllis said, i love it! [ laughter ] >> charles nelson riley who was also there came up to my sister and tried to talk her into leaving the order and running off with him to bora bora. >> jimmy: did it work? >> that was my sister's introduction to hollywood. >> jimmy: yeah, she probably never came back again. now, you are very good friends with a friend of mine, don rickles. the newharts and the rickles go on vacation together. what is that like? what is that like going ton a trip with don rickles? >> well, we have a great time. he makes me laugh. i make him laugh.the wives get along. we've been doing it for years and years. you've seen don in a casino or nightclub. he's -- >> jimmy: he's a killer. >> he's fantastic. he's 85.

runs back and forth on stage. the minute he gets off the stage, he is clueless. [ laughter ] he has no idea. so especially anything electronic. it's just lost on him. >> jimmy: okay. >> so we would travel and i always had the camcorder and i would shoot jennie and barbara and don. and i was never in the pictures. people had to trust that i was on the vacation with them. they never saw me, you know. so we were in milan. and i went to camcorder out, and barbara said, no, no, no. don knows how to operate the camcorder. he's been taking lessons. and i said, barbara, no, he's going to ruin it. she said, no, no. so don had the camcorder, and barbara and ginny and myself, we'd stand there like idiots.

american idiots. hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, milan, hi. because you wave because you want them to know it's video. >> jimmy: yeah, right. [ laughter ] >> it's not a still picture. so, anyway, now, we're walking back to the hotel in lake cuomo, it's beautiful. have you been there? >> jimmy: yeah, i have been there. it's beautiful. >> so it's about a mile away. and there's this beach. it isn't a sand beach. it's all pebbles. and walking back, i thought, no, i'm not going to ask him. said, don, you turned off the camcorder, right? he said, what?

[ laughter ] >> i said, when you finished shooting us, you turned off the camcorder? you got to turn it off? [ laughter ] >> so this is t film we have -- >> jimmy: oh. this is shot by don rickles. >> this is shot by don. >> jimmy: wow, it is beautiful. you can really see. how long did that go on for? >> well, the whole thing ran about 15 minutes. >> jimmy: i'd love to watch that in its entirety sometime. we're going to take a break. kevin hart and miss willie brown, too. we'll be right back. ♪ hey will you pass me some of that lipton. [ female announcer ] 100% natural lipton iced tea. it's delicious goodness, just the way nature intended it. when you put goodness inside, you can't help but shine on the outside.

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