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from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- megan mullally. from "dancing with the stars," drew lachey and helio castroneves. plus, music from father john misty. with cleto and the cletones. and now, if you haven't heard, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. that's very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host.

thank you for watching. thank you for joining me, in my subterranean layer. i'm very happy to see you. how many of the people in this audience are on facebook? [ cheers ] i mean, not right now, right? [ laughter ] that would be rude. if you're at all familiar with facebook, you're familiar with the like button. next to everything posted on facebook, there's a little thumbs up that you can click that indicates you enjoyed the post. now, facebook is adding a new thing, which is the want button. they've partnered with a number of big online stores. and the way it works is, if you see an item you want, you click the want button and it puts a list of the things you want. it's like a bridal registry without the bride. you have to hand it to facebook. they're always coming up with new ways to make us hate our friends. by the way, we've given facebook so much personal information.

at this point, shouldn't it already know what we want before we push that button? what if i want -- what if what i want is to left alone by facebook? i think facebook, in my opinion, should stick to doing what they do best, which is letting you know that your friends from high school got fat and bald. it's tuesday night. which means it's elimination night for "dancing with the stars." tonight, it was double elimination night. former champion drew lachey, who had the second-lowest score last night, got the ax. and so did another former champion, race car driver, helio castroneves. both these guys had a higher score than bristol palin. and again, bristol will dance to see another day. either she's popular with "dancing with the stars." or she made an excellent deal with the devil. maybe both. we'll get to the bottom of it later with drew and helio.

when losers come to visit, we burn their dance shoes. but since this is the all-star season, we're kicking things up a notch. and we have, now, a wood-chipper. how is that running out there, guillermo? >> it's doing great, jimmy. >> jimmy: what's that, guillermo? how is it doing? >> it's doing great. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] is it loud out there? >> very loud. >> jimmy: very loud. let's test this thing out to make sure the machine is working. what do you have there? what's in your hand? >> a stuffed animal. >> jimmy: it's a what? >> a stuffed animal. >> jimmy: what kind of stuffed animal is it? >> a dog. >> jimmy: all right. go ahead and stick that in there. and push it in the chipper. let's see what happens to that cute, stuffed dog. oh, wow. it turned pink. all right. what else do you have there? is that a nerf football?

>> yeah. >> jimmy: okay. put that in there and let's see how the nerf comes out. that's good. we'll make nerf confetti. this is the last time those punk kids will leave their ball in my yard. it looks just like the dog. it turns everything into some pink, cotton -- it just vomited. what else do you have, guillermo? that's fun. that's a pool raft, right? >> yes, jimmy. ready? >> jimmy: yeah. i'm ready. run that thing in there. you may have to jam it in there. use your stick. good luck, guillermo. we may have found one item that a woodchiper can't -- no, we didn't. imagine how many people lost at sea we could have saved there. oh, we have one more thing? all right.

a cutout of justin bieber. make sure no teenage girls jump into the woodchipper after it, all right? >> all right. >> jimmy: let's give justin bieber a hair cut, shall we? there he goes. push it in there. push it in there, guillermo. stick your hands and feet in there, if you have to. don't be gentle. don't be gentle. you're being gentle. all right. that was good enough. we'll come back to you in an hour. wow. that thing could chip a tree into mulch and nothing could kill justin bieber. [ all right. thank you. this is interesting. according to someone who studied something, protestants no longer hold a majority in the united states. it used to be that more than half this country was

protestant. now, the number has dropped to 48%. if you see a protestant, you should remain very still until you can notify a park ranger. one-fifth of americans claim to have no religious affiliation. more people now believe in the power of 5-hour energy drink than believe in god. no one's exactly sure why this is happening. but i actually have a theory. i think a lot of people stopped believing in god when they turned on the tv and saw honey boo boo. but i don't have any hard evidence. [ applause ] there's a birthday at the white house today. bo, the white house dog, turned 4 years old today, which is 28 in human years. bo celebrated quietly at home. he had a quiet dinner and then made vigorous love to one of the president's loafers. here's something that bo could probably like. like most americans, i spent about 30% of my hours awake watching cat videos on youtube. most of them are whatever. but this one is inspirational. it's a cat trying to jump on to a shelf.

and watch this because this is amazing. [ laughter ] his form was excellent. speaking of adorable videos, you know what the all-time most popular amateur youtube video is? do you know? it's charlie bit my finger. you know that one? since it was posted five years ago, almost 500 million times that's been viewed. but for the four people who haven't seen it, this is it. >> charlie. charlie bit me. ouch. ouch. ouch. charlie. ouch. charlie, that really hurt.

>> jimmy: never has baby-on-child violence been so adorable. that's harry and his little brother, charlie. and harry and charlie are soon going to be starring in their own show. for real. it will be called "kings of youtube." and harry and charlie will review viral videos. they released an advanced clip in the show. the boys are a little older now. but they're still very, very cute. >> hello. welcome to "kings of youtube," where we review the best viral videos of the week. i'm harry. and this is my brother, charlie. >> cheers. >> let's not waste any precious time. >> well said, brother. >> this poor chap got --

>> what an unfortunate but hilarious incident. your thoughts, charlie? >> brilliant. >> indeed. i give it the only thumb i have left, way up. >> and i bite it off. >> no, charlie, stop . no. >> "kings of youtube," only on the telly. >> jimmy: one more thing, this is for -- do we have any comic book fans here? don't get too excited. it's not like it's going to help you with the ladies. [ laughter ] marvel comics has a big launch tomorrow called marvel now. they're going to start with uncanny avengers, number one. it combines the avengers and the x-men. you can get it on your phone, on your computer, the comic stop, various places. i love superhero comic books since i was a kid. i used to draw and write them myself. i thought this would be a good time, with all that's going on

over there, to pitch some of my superheroes to marvel. this is real. we didn't make this up. these are real characters that i drew when i was 11 years old. and i still think they're great. i set up a meeting with marvel's chief creative officer, a great artist named joe kisadda. and here's how that went. >> send the next guy in. >> jimmy: me? >> yeah. jimmy. hey. how are you, man? >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> thanks for showing up. >> jimmy: thanks for having me. great to be here. should we sit here? >> let's do it. >> jimmy: all right. >> have a seat. >> jimmy: comic books, huh? >> jimmy, listen. i want to tell you -- >> jimmy: are these free? >> no, they're not. jimmy, we're working on the most incredible initiative at marvel. it's called marvel now. we're relaunching all of our top superhero books. >> jimmy: which ones? >> captain america, spider-man, the avengers, x-men.

>> jimmy: are they starting again with these stories? >> if you're a comic book fan, it's a perfect opportunity for you to come in and start on the marvel universe. >> jimmy: okay. >> i want to have you in because i heard you had some ideas. >> jimmy: when i was a kid, i was very into comic books. specifically marvel comic books. >> we like that. >> jimmy: and i would draw my own comic books. and i came up with a lot of my own characters. >> fantastic. surprised you still have the drawings. >> jimmy: this is my portfolio. i think i was 6 or 7 when i did this. fireman, ironman, and dr. strange. >> ironman has a man purse. >> jimmy: that's a lunchbox. even ironman needs to eat lunch. you have the x-men, you have the avengers. i think this is going to be the next big group. i give you the terrific ten. >> terrific ten. okay. >> jimmy: there's ten of them. >> okay. >> jimmy: and they're terrific. this is the leader of the group.

this is muscleman. he is the king of heroes so he wears a crown. i base this on myself. and muscleman's sidekick, color kid, back here. he has the powers of a rainbow. >> and that is useful, how? >> jimmy: because, if there's trouble, he has the powers of the rainbow. >> got it. let's move on. >> jimmy: supersal, based on my cousin sal. main strom, the power of the weather. lucky lad, kind of a leprechaun. now, who fights the terrific ten? >> i can't imagine. >> jimmy: the terrible ten. dr. bolt, moleculus. fowltus. bleach master. >> bleach master? >> jimmy: this guy right here. he's got his core-ax.

he's a box of bleach with an ax. >> right. >> jimmy: now, i drew a whole comic. i was 11 when i drew this. kimmel comics presents the terrific ten. look at dr. bolt. he's stepping on muscle man. this is a powerful image here. you want me to read you through this? >> sure, why not? let's go for it. >> jimmy: did you meet the rats? he's funny. he's kind of like the thing. he has all of the powers of the rainbow. and muscle man says, i see them in the field below. marvel at the awesome -- >> marvel. i like it. >> jimmy: at the awesome power -- did i talk about the guy with the bleach powers. >> i like it. >> jimmy: red, green, blue, yellow, attack. imagine fighting a bag of skittles. and what appears is a dragon. >> that was a curve ball. i didn't see that coming. >> jimmy: he would have a crossover latino feel. and superduck flies off. where are you going? oh, my cousin donald's house. that's all folks. >> right. great. >> jimmy: so, what do you think? how do we do this?

where do we go from here? >> i think the stuff you're showing me here, the 11-year-old jimmy stuff is pretty spectacular. not quite avengers level. >> jimmy: you mean, it's above? >> no. no, it's not. >> jimmy: i want this to be in marvel now. >> right. >> jimmy: marvel now. >> i kind of have a vision in my head of what i think muscleman and color kid looks like. do you mind? >> jimmy: not at all. i would love that. >> give me a sec. >> jimmy: is it okay if i read the comics? >> help yourself. don't take any, though. they're not free. >> jimmy: all right. ♪ >> done. what do you think? >> jimmy: i love it. look at that. >> now, that's a marvel superhero. >> jimmy: you're right.

look at my package. wow. guillermo looks great, too. thank you so much, joe. >> you're welcome. >> jimmy: marvel now. >> appreciate it. >> jimmy: marvel now. [ cheers and applause ] now, there will be movies. i'm going to be a billionaire. thank you, joe. tonight on the show, two castoffs from "dancing with the stars" are here. drew lachey and helio castroneves. we have music from father john misty. and we'll be right back with megan mullally. so, stick around. [ cheers and applause ] [ male announcer ] got a single? get a mcdouble.

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[ cheers and applause ] >>immy: hi, there. welcome back to the show. tonight on the program, the two celebrity dancers eliminated

from "dancing with the stars" tonight are here with their partners. drew lachey, and helio castroneves, with ana and chelsea. and music from this debut album. it's called "fear fun," father john misty is here from the bud light stage. you can see his tour starts tomorrow night in phoenix, arizona. tomorrow night, we'll be joined by the very funny will arnett, the very funny chris elliott and we'll have music from the not as fully dwight yoakam. and then, on thursday, kevin james, from "the perks of being a wallflower" ezra miller and music from bloc party. so, join us then. our first guest is a two-time emmy winning actor whom you know from eight seasons of both "will and grace." you can see her now, alongside real-life husband, nick offerman, in the new drama "smashed." it opens in limited release on friday. please say hello to megan mullally. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ]

how are you? >> i'm great. i'm great. it's good to see you. thank you. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. you and your husband, nick -- you work a lot. you work together a lot, don't you? >> we do. we've been insanely busy. and we had a lot of travels this summer for work. and ended up in some unlikely spots. >> jimmy: it's pretty rare that a couple will get to -- i mean, other than your sonny and cher, type, where they're doing a show together, that you would get to work in so many different projects. >> i know. it's crazy. we actually met doing a play. we do -- i've recured a few times on "parks and rec." and we've done movies together and different things. >> jimmy: where do you travel together? >> a lot of exotic locales like cleveland, ohio. >> jimmy: yeah. >> very glamorous. >> jimmy: do you feel like cleveland is an underrated city, in general? or is it rated exactly as it

should be? [ laughter ] >> i'll take a pass on that one. but we did stay at the glamorous hilton in a suburb of cleveland. and there was a lot of action at the hilton. >> jimmy: in what way? what kind of action? >> i -- >> jimmy: which suburb was it? >> well, i -- that's escaping me right now. >> jimmy: you don't know? >> i do know at the hilton there was something called capers of the hilton, which was their bar. and it was called capers. >> jimmy: oh, really? like the food capers? or something mad cap going on? >> or a caper might transpire. i think it's a double meaning. clever. clever name. they put a lot of thought into it. so, we're -- one night, it was a friday. and we had gotten done shooting a little early. and nick was still shooting. and so, some of the cast members decided to go to capers at the hilton. >> jimmy: sure. >> and sample their wares.

this place had been dead as a door nail for the whole week. but we walk in on friday night and it is packed to the rafters. and there is music pounding. and a lot of revelry. and we thought, you know, maybe we'll get our glass of wine and go sit in the lobby where it's slightly calmer. although, still rather active. and so while we're sitting there, there's a lot of commotion, all of a sudden. police are coming in and paramedics and we're hearing sirens. it turns out that in the capers, in capers, a woman had been dancing in front of a mirror wearing a horizontally striped minidress on a weave. and it had driven two men to such distraction, like passionate distraction, that they had gone into a fisticuffs. and one of the men had tased the other man twice in the butt.

>> jimmy: that is a caper. >> so, that was quite a caper. and then, so, men are being brought out in handcuffs and bloody faces. >> jimmy: really? >> tasers sticking out of their butts. [ laughter ] and so, i had met a woman in the lobby, denise, from nigeria, because she had on a pretty dashiki that i admired. this is really what happened. denise and i decided that we needed to go out, further out, to the street, to the parking lot, to really get a better idea of what was happening. and by the way, the woman in the striped dress who had driven everyone to these extremes was parading around the lobby like really feeling proud. >> jimmy: well, she should. >> yeah. [ laughter ] she was feeling pretty saucey. and so, we go out to the lobby. and on the way, we see one of the unfortunate gentlemen, the unfortunate suitors, handcuffed

with a bloody, a big, swollen, bloody face. and i felt incumbent upon myself to say to him, i hope you feel better. which was greeted with an understatement -- it was greeted with a murderous glare. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> oh, my god. this guy was so not having me. and i -- >> jimmy: was he the taser or the tasee? >> i don't know. i went on lockdown after that because that was not good at all. >> jimmy: did you go back to capers? >> we were there for two, glorious weeks. but it was only peppy on fridays and saturdays. it was dead. and then on fridays and saturdays. >> jimmy: that's an endorsement at capers, especially if people

don't have plans for the weekend. bring your taser. a little bit of fun. this movie, i enjoyed the movie. i thought it was very good. you play a very serious part in the movie. and nick plays a serious part in the movie, too. have you done serious roles before? >> i haven't gotten a chance to do as much dramatic stuff. you know, i want to. but i've always sort of done more comedy. when i was younger, i remember when i lived in chicago, i auditioned once. my first and only audition for a shakespeare play, in chicago. it was for some summer stock thing. and i don't remember what shakespeare play it was. i got dolled up in what i thought was shakespearean. i was wearing a long, gray skirt, with a white shirt tucked in. and i had prepared for the audition. and i get to the play. and i go into the lady's room. i'm all ready. and i come out. they're like, megan, we're ready for you. and i walk in. and i do my monologue, you know?

and i'm thinking, you know what? i'm pretty good at this shakespeare stuff. and i was feeling a little cocky. and so, they said, okay. great. thank you very much. and i said, thank you. and i turn with a flourish. and i'm walking out of the room. and i get halfway to the door. and they say, oh, megan? and i think, okay. here it comes. [ laughter ] they're going to offer me the role. and i turn. and i say, yes? and they say, your skirt is tucked into your underwear. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, no. maybe comedy is the best spot for you. we'll take a break. megan mullally is here. her dress is tucked into her underwear, everybody. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] to physics, right?

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: back at capers. megan mullally. >> it's a lot like capers in here. >> jimmy: it's like a wednesday at capers right now in here. so, okay. this is -- >> listen, jimmy. i feel like -- i have something i'd like to share with you that i've never told a living soul. >> jimmy: really? you honestly never told anyone this? >> i really honestly have never told a person this. >> jimmy: really? what is site? >> i have a mole that can predict the weather. it's not really funny or a story. but it's just true. and i've never told anyone. and i felt like -- >> jimmy: on your body? or in a cage? [ laughter ] >> it's a -- >> jimmy: where is the mole?

>> the mole, strangely enough, is at the bottom of my left butt cheek. >> jimmy: okay. and how can it predict the weather? >> this happened for a long time. many, many years. but it wasn't until about four years ago that the penny dropped and i was like, wait. my mole is telling me that it's going to rain tomorrow. [ laughter ] because -- because you know it's sprinkling a little outside right now. >> jimmy: is it? >> yeah. today, my mole, just for a second, my mole was a little itchy. >> jimmy: really? >> so, i just have to like lightly, you know, take care of that. but i mean, it's like at one point, i thought, wait. it only happens right before the weather's going to change. it doesn't tell me if it's going to snow or rain or anything like that. it's like i know it will be something different. >> jimmy: wow. well, this is -- this -- people need to use this for weddings or something, if they have to worry about putting a tent up.

>> i should start an app or something. >>immy: you should. you're like the doppler 3000. you might be the doppler 4000, even. >> i might. >> jimmy: tell us about this movie. "smashed." >> yeah. "smashed." >> jimmy: "smashed." >> it comes out on friday, the 12th, this friday. it's a great movie. the premise, it's a young couple -- i'm not one of the young couple, don't worry. >> jimmy: aaron paul from "breaking bad." and mary winstead, who is unbelievably good. >> jimmy: very good. >> amazing. the young couple's marriage is predicated on their love of partying and drinking alcohol, in particular. and that's all fine and dandy until the wife starts experiencing some -- it just escalates in a way for her that it doesn't for him. and she can't control it. and her work starts to suffer.

and she decides to get clean. and then, some other things start to take place within their marriage, as a result of that. >> jimmy: yeah. it would ruin it if you tell the other things. where did you shoot the movie? >> we shot it here in los angeles. all in east l.a. and i play the principal of the school where she is -- this young girl is a teacher at the school. and we shot it at this school in east l.a. and they were in session. we would be shooting at one part. and there were second graders having class. it was low-budget. and it was fun. and everybody's pitching in. it's nice when there's a low-budget movie because everybody's on a same, level playing field. >> sure. >> i brought my own clothes to wear in the movie. but i didn't have any shoes that looked like the shoes that i high school principal would wear, which is probably a good thing, maybe. [ laughter ] a grade school principal. so, they had these crazy flats

they had gotten at salvation army, that were huge. they were a size 10. and i wear a 7. so, they're like, okay. don't worry. we'll put something in the toe of the shoes so they stay. i'm like, great. and it's a big rush. and i get the shoes and put them on really fast. and all of a sudden, i'm like, my feet are killing me. and i take the shoes off. and i look. and there's a kitchen sponge, they jaggedly ripped in half and stuffed one half in each shoe. >> jimmy: like steel wool? >> you know, like a sponge. like sponges are only soft when they're soaking wet. but when they're jabbed into the shoes, they're not so comfortable. >> jimmy: you're lucky to be alive. the things you had to go through. >> it's like i'm a stunt person, right? >> jimmy: congratulations, another show you're on,

"children's hospital" won an emmy. another funny show. >> we were so thunderstruck that we won an emmy. our category didn't come up until 3 1/2 hours into the show, the technical emmys or the poor people emmys, whichever you prefer. and there's 19 categories for sound editing. it's a long show. so, we're sitting there. and we started to get really bored. and me and nick, my husband, and molly are sitting together and getting bratty. you have to clap every 90 seconds, there's something else to clap for. we're all clapped out. so, we decided to not really clap. wane started to just snap or clapping our -- like, doing bratty. then, it got. we would be like whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, yeah. you know? [ laughter ] like stacking our fists.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. still to come, father john misty. our next guests are two former celebrity dancing champions who, tonight, faced defeat for the first time in a cruel and unusual double elimination.

here tonight to cry on each other's spray-tanned shoulders, with their dance partners, anna trebunskaya and chelsie hightower, please welcome the third and fourth contestants sent home from "dancing with the stars" this season -- drew lachey and helio castroneves. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] well, drew, i thought we told you, you're not allowed to dance on abc anymore. >> i'm sorry. i can't help myself. it just -- >> jimmy: a little more in. why would you guys -- you guys were both champions. why would you do it again? you can't go up from being champions. >> it was a great opportunity. i enjoy it. >> we still are champions, by

the way. we still are champions. a great cast. it was awesome. i had a great time again. she deserves the mirrorball trophy. >> jimmy: are you saying you did this for chelsie? >> i did it for my little girl. >> jimmy: for your daughter, your little girl? or chelsie, your little girl? >> my little girl. >> jimmy: how old is your daughter? >> 2 1/2. >> jimmy: oh, she doesn't care about any of this. >> she was sleeping at the show. >> jimmy: there you go. even your kids didn't support you. now, i want to get everyone's opinion on this. and i want everybody to be very blunt. i want honestly only here. >> okay. i can do honestly and blunt. here we go. >> jimmy: now, bristol palin got the lowest score again. >> no. >> jimmy: yes. and yet, she, again, survived. why do you think this is happening? >> hmm. [ laughter ]

>> well -- >> jimmy: are you worried because her mother had a shotgun? what's the problem? >> very much so. >> they showed her clip, of shooting guns. and i think people got concerned, like what if they don't vote for her? >> jimmy: so, you think -- they're worried she'll come to their homes and shoot them? >> i think people like the underdog. and she is the ultimate underdog. regardless of what her mother's politics are and her politics and what she said. >> jimmy: a terrible explanation. let's go to you. >> i think the election has something to do with it. i don't know. >> it's part of the show. some people like controversy. i think they had a little bit. and people want to watch next week and see if they're going to be voted off or not. >> jimmy: did you think maybe i'll cause some controversy. maybe i'll do something. >> that's why i stepped on the dress last night. >> jimmy: you did step on her dress. >> i sent the white powder.

but i didn't get the press for it. >> jimmy: this is a bombshell. well. the dress step, that was a mistake. >> it was planned. >> jimmy: it was planned? >> yep. we planned it. sorry. >> i'm sorry. i didn't have that much dress on. >> i was thinking about throwing up on stage, though. >> jimmy: that would be great. why didn't you do that? >> i don't know. i was too late. >> jimmy: vomiting is a plus. do you guys have your mirrorball trophies displayed prominently in your homes? >> i'm proud of winning "dancing with the stars." >> jimmy: where is your mirrorball trophy? >> it's right beside my three indy trophies. >> jimmy: no, it's not. >> mine's next to all my boy band stuff. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: have you guys heard about the new show? have you heard about the new show on abc, "diving with the stars." people think that's a joke. but it is not a joke.

>> are you serious? >> jimmy: yes. celebrity diving competition. would any of you be interested in this? >> what do you have to wear? >> jimmy: i'm glad you asked that question. just in case you're interested, we made up some speedos. lachey. yours is a little longer. and you can wear this one. [ cheers and applause ] >> he's wearing the speedo. >> jimmy: he does. well, this is another one. [ cheers and applause ] >> where was that yesterday? >> jimmy: drew, if only you were able to come out of your shell, maybe you would have done better on this competition. leave them on. you look like superman. yeah. you guys have not experienced this because you were both winners. but you know. we have a tradition here. >> we've been here once. >> we've been here more. >> we've been here more than

these guys. >> jimmy: they've never been here because they won. you're seasoned losers is what you're trying to say. >> we know how it goes. >> jimmy: that is true. well, what we've done this year is we've upped the ante a little bit. typically we would burn your dancing shoes. but tonight, let's go out to guillermo on hollywood provide, since this is an all-star season. we have -- we werented a woodchipper. guillermo, are you ready to do this? >> ready, jimmy. >> jimmy: guillermo is putting this in the woodchipper. drew, helio, you were eliminated from "dancing with the stars." now, your shoes must pay the price. guillermo, get those shoes in there. like he's starting a fire of some kind. there they go. wow. [ cheers and applause ]

they're gone now. drew, helio, chelsie, anna, i'm very sorry it had to come to this. >> you're not. >> jimmy: you're right. but, anna, i'll see you again next season. "dancing with the stars" is -- you know when it's on. you can see drew, helio, anna and chelsie tomorrow on "good morning america." and "dancing with the star

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is the debut album. it's called "fear fun." here with the song, "hollywood forever cemetery sings," father john misty. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ jesus christ, girl

what are people going ♪ ♪ to think when i show up to one of several funerals ♪ ♪ i've attended for grandpa this week with you, with me ♪ ♪ but someone's got to help me dig ♪ ♪ but someone's got to help me dig ♪ ♪ jesus christ, girl it hasn't been long ♪ ♪ so it seems since i was picking out ♪ ♪ an island and a tomb for you at the hollywood cemetery ♪

♪ you kiss on me ♪ ♪ but we should let this dead guy sleep ♪ ♪ yeah, we should let this dead guy sleep ♪ ♪ jesus christ, girl i laid up for hours ♪ ♪ in a daze ♪ retracing the expanse of your american back ♪ ♪ with adderall and weed in my veins ♪ ♪ you came, i think ♪ because the marble made my