>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, naomi watts. from "girls", allison williams. and music from gin wigmore. with cleto and the cletones. and now, no further questions, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here tonight. it's great to have you here.

[ cheers and applause ] heads-up, if you have tickets for the erotic hot air balloon festiv festival, i'm told that will start immediately after the show. i'm glad you're enthusiastic, because there's a lot going on around here this week. tonight naomi watts is here. from "girls," allison williams is here. we have music from gin wigmore. tomorrow night, make sure to watch the show live tomorrow night, because for the first time in ten years, matt damon will be my guest. [ cheers and applause ] you may know matt as the least talented member of the cast of "ocean's 11." [ laughter ] had a hard time squeezing him into the show since 1993, but tomorrow night, it happens. the garfunkel to ben affleck's simon, matt damon will be here. and i promise it will be a night to remember. we have some very special plans for that. there's a big announcement for the american military today.

defense seg tear l defense secretary leon panetta has decided to lift the ban on women in combat. i think that's great. this is a sign that -- [ cheers and applause ] we've really advanced as a nation. now women can fight for honor on the field of battle and on "the bachelor." [ laughter ] the story is already been made into an academy award nominated movie by kathryn bigelow. they would come up with different classifications, which minimized their sacrifices, but the government didn't change anything because ultimately a lot of people are uncomfortable with the idea of women getting wounded and killed on the battlefield. what finally convinced the joint chiefs of staff to reverse that ideology was this.

[ screaming ] look out, al qaeda. [ cheers and applause ] the regulations are in order for justin bieber -- justin bieber just surpassed lady gaga as the most followed person on twitter. justin now has 33,410,000, 28,000 more than lady gaga. if you want to confuse your grandfather, wake him up right now and scream bieber beat gaga on twitter. he'll think you're possessed. [ laughter ] justin bieber reminds me a lot of myself at that age. [ laughter ] except instead of 33 million followers, it was two instead of twitter followers, it was followers -- it was employees of a comic bookstore following me to make sure i didn't steal anything. lady gaga was very gracious in defeat. she congratulated justin, but has vowed to do whatever it takes to win back the lead, even if it means she has to do something completely crazy, like

putting on some normal clothes and walking around. if you watched our show last night, you know that i challenged julie bowen from "modern family" to a foot race. she's a runner and she got a little bit mouthy about that. i challenged her to run around the block, and here's how that went. >> god! oh, stairs are bad. jimmy! wait! wait! wait! >> jimmy: that's how you work off a hot pocket. never look back. [ applause ] i think most of my co-workers thought i would lose that race. in fact, all but about three of my co-workers thought i would lose that race. we have some job openings around here. but the winner of the race -- the winner got to take over the loser's twitter account for 24 hours, so instead of working today, i spent the whole day sending tweets from what appeared to be julie bowen.

i started at noon. i think i sent about 30 or 40 tweets out. here are some of the things julie's followers think she said today. hi, i'm julie, i'm a star, so y'all best treat me that way, no scrubs. [ laughter ] why do people like justin bieber? the only thing worse than his music are his fans. that could be deadly. hey, tom cruise, do you like me on "modern family"? fingers crossed. acting is so easy. and you make so much money. sorry, courteney cox, you're not all that, i am, #thefuture. gotta admit, i don't miss dear abbey even a little. she's the one that said it. technically, she said it. but anyway, that's what she gets for daring to go foot-to-foot with me. by the way, i would like to extend this challenge to any cast member of "modern family".

if you can beat me, you can tweet me. but if not, you're going to get bowened. [ cheers and applause ] we thought of a fun twitter-based game today. pick two people on twitter and guess which one of them has more followers. you want to play this? all right, here we go. you don't have a choice. all right, let's start with julie. who has more followers, julie bowen or julia louis dreyfus? guess? julie bowen has 229,000. julia louis dreyfus 98,406. all right. [ applause ] who has more, stephen hawking or stephen baldwin? let's see. oh, hawking. thank goodness. who has more, snoop dogg or dog the bounty hunter?

snoop dogg, not even a question. snoop dogg has ten million. all right, who has more, star jones or starbucks? that is correct. starbucks has 3.3 million followers. who's following star jones, by the way? who has more, joe biden or joe rogan? >> joe rogan! >> well, there we go. joe rogan has twice as many followers as the vice president of the united states. who has more, ryan seacrest or ryan gosling? seacrest wins handily. he has 8.7 million. but ryan gosling has far smokier eyes, in my opinion. who has more, al roker or al jazeera? al jazeera does have more followers than al roker. who has more, dr. oz or dr. dre?

dr. oz wins here. two and a half million for dr. oz. all right, who has more, larry king or queen latifah? this is royalty we're talking about. this goes to -- well, let's see. queen latifah four million. one more. who has more followers, pit bull or michael vick? [ laughter ] well, pit bull has 8.4 million. michael vick 1.7. so the dog wins. congratulations. around 2/3 of the country are suffering from freezing cold temperatures right now. scientists say it's due to a strange phenomenon called january. [ laughter ] new england and wisconsin got down to zero degrees today. in minnesota, it's negative 40 tonight. i have a pretty simple rule about this sort of thing. if it gets down to negative 40, move. i move. it was also very cold in toledo

this morning. around 19 degrees. a local reporter at the nbc affiliate there went out to cover the cold and he conducted an interesting experiment, which earned him tonight's award for excellence in recordinporting. >> this actually isn't hot coffee. it's hot water i picked up at the gas station. let's see if question make any snow. see if it's cold enough for this to happen. hopefully i didn't leave this in the truck too long. oh, yeah, that didn't work. [ applause ] >> jimmy: most of the country is freezing right now. but it wasn't perfect here in l.a. today. when i was roller blading to work this morning, i totally got brain freeze. it was 80 degrees today. it has to be warm here. if it drops below 60, the collagen in our cleelebrities'

fras faces will freeze. >> 38 below. that was the low today in northern minnesota. >> an arctic assault on the midwest. >> winter storm watches are in place. >> everyone is freezing big-time this morning. >> 25 degrees below zero. >> the coldest afternoon in four years here in the twin cities. >> beautiful day in los angeles and all the way across clear skies. >> the cold coming with it. >> 54 below zero. >> 16 degrees below zero. >> it's warmer in alaska right now than it is here. >> we are experiencing some wonderful weather here in southern california. >> frostbite is possible in less than ten minutes. >> five below in the philadelphia area. >> the wicked wind destroyed the roof of the silver dome. >> it was just a gorgeous day today. we had record heat. >> things are only going to be getting worse. >> dress in layers. >> you've got to wear the

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>> jimmy: hi, everybody. welcome back. naomi watts, allison williams, and music from gin wigmore are still to come.

katie couric has a big interview with notre dame linebacker manti te'o tomorrow. he's a college football player who apparently got fooled into thinking he was in a relationship with a girl he met online. he was told the girl died of leukemia in september, but it turned out she never existed. it was a prank. so in the past week, lance armstrong has admitted to doping and manti te'o has now admitted to being a dope. [ laughter ] the ruse went on for a couple of years. that to me is sad. if he wanted to date someone fake, you just should have come to l.a. we've got millions of fake women. [ cheers and applause ] eventually they learned the truth, but he continued to lie presumably because he was too embarrassed to tell the truth. why do i get the feeling that we're going to find out in the next few days that manti te'o isn't even real. katie couric scored the first on-air interview. based on the promo they released, it looks like it's going to be good. >> thursday, notre dame star manti te'o, his first television

interview over the online relationship scandal. >> didn't you say things that weren't true? >> i wasn't as forthcoming as i should have been. >> at some point did you just feel like i'm in this too deep? >> was he the victim of an elaborate hoax? exclusively on "katie." or is it? >> you stuck to the script and you knew that something was amiss, manti. >> put yourself in my situation. >> are you that naive? >> tomorrow on "katie or keith." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: definitely not a keith. that could be a new game for us. i do feel bad for manti. this has been extreme embarrassing. what do you do, do you tell the truth and wait it out and hope it goes away? most importantly, when it does come out in the wash, what product do you wipe it up with? >> you'll be using this towel

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they call it catfishing, when you pretend to be someone online and you trick a person into falling in love with you. it's happening more and more and it needs to stop. people tend to believe what they want to believe. when you find out something like this isn't true, it can be very hurtful, so that's why we've taken matters into our own hands by putting together this brief, but effective instructional video to ensure that no one watching this show tonight ever gets te'oed again. >> how to tell if your girlfriend is real. first, try giving her flowers. if they fall to the ground, chances are she's not real. next, introduce her to your friends. if they can't see her -- >> so where's your girl? >> is she running late? >> she's right here and her name is denise. >> not real. >> yes, i know. they're usually not this rude. >> next, lean in to kiss your

girlfriend. if you end up planting one on a hobo, she's not real. and finally, when you call your girlfriend on the telephone -- >> hi, i need to speak with denise. >> and her voice sounds like this -- >> hi, this is denise. >> denise? are you okay? >> i'm a little hoarse. i just got out of the shower. >> you guessed it -- not real. with these simple tests, you'll know if your gal pal is real or imaginary. now go make babies. >> you bet we will. >> jimmy: they'll have beautiful children. tonight, from "girls," allison williams is here. we have music from gin wigmore. and woel be right back with music from naomi watts. so stick around.

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>> jimmy: tonight on the program, what a great-looking show we have for you tonight. from the "girls" on hbo, allison williams is here. and then with music from her album, called "gravel & wine", all the way from new zealand, gin wigmore is here. we've got an interesting show for you tomorrow night too. our guest tomorrow night for the first time ever, is matt damon. unless pauly d and the situation come through. we're waiting to hear back. that should be fun. i can't wait to hear all the

hilarious stories about that zoo he bought. [ laughter ] our first guest is, at this very moment, an oscar-nominated actor. her new movie is called "the impossible". it is the true story of a terrible tidal wave, and is in theaters now. please say hello to naomi watts. ♪ >> jimmy: how you doing? >> good. how are you? >> i'm doing well. it's great to see you. you look fantastic. as usual. >> thank you. >> jimmy: congratulations on your oscar nomination, by the way. >> i was very pleased, thank you. >> jimmy: what a good movie, too. we'll talk about that a little bit later. for me personally, very scary. because i was -- well, i was in

the tidal wave, it turned out to be about this big. but i didn't know it was going to be that big and they evacuated me from a hotel. >> wow. so you must have been very scared. >> jimmy: i'm always very scared. but yeah, i was even more scared than i usually am. >> did this movie bring up some -- >> jimmy: yeah, you know, i have to say i was worried about watching it because i didn't -- i have dreams, recuring nightmares about tidal waves. >> about -- >> jimmy: not about that one. by the way, that doesn't look good when you do that. somebody's gonna snap a still photograph. this guy right here. he's going to snap a still photograph. it's no good. it's a long story. i'll save it for my therapist. but the oscars are right across the street from us here at the kodak theatre. >> right. >> jimmy: who will you take to the oscars? >> liev. >> jimmy: your very gifted

partner. can you say boyfriend at this point in time? >> it's weird. we're not married, but we're together. we have children. we live together. >> jimmy: yeah, all the stuff. >> yeah, all the stuff. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and he, by the way -- i saw you guys at the kennedy center honors in washington, d.c. >> yeah, i saw you. you were brilliant. >> jimmy: you were honoring dustin hoffman. but he imitated dustin hoffman and i think it was one of the best imitations i've ever seen. >> he has unbelievable abilities with his voice. >> jimmy: he does other people as well? >> he does christopher walken, sean connery, i'm sure he could do you. >> jimmy: that would be great. no one ever does me. guillermo does me. do a little bit of your imitation of me, guillermo. >> well, tomorrow we have matt damon. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's a master of

voices. >> i try. >> jimmy: very well-done. last time you were here, we talked about your mother, who seems like a very interesting woman. does she live here with you? where does she live? >> she lives in a lot of different countries, actually. >> jimmy: really? >> she lives in england, france, and australia. she has a good life. >> jimmy: is she running from the law or something? [ laughter ] why so many countries? >> yeah, she gets bored easily. she likes to absorb cultures. >> jimmy: she just keeps moving around? does she spend a lot of time with you guys? >> yeah, she does. she comes and sees the grandkids. >> jimmy: does she bother you, like with the oscars, will she say hey, i'd like to go to that too? >> yeah. yeah, yeah. she'll be here. >> jimmy: oh, she will be here? >> yeah. >> jimmy: so you will bring her with you? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how do you get extra tickets to the oscars? >> are you short?

no, it's not easy, actually. it's a hot ticket. >> jimmy: do you have to buy them or do they just say okay, yeah, you can have them. >> there's lotteries. there's purchasing. there's all kinds of ways. >> jimmy: really? scalpers outside? >> i don't know about that. >> jimmy: do you have any idea how much you would have to pay for a ticket like this? >> you'll have to check out somebody else on that one. >> jimmy: will you make your mother pay for her own ticket? >> no! she doesn't even pay for her air tickets. >> jimmy: oh, she doesn't? she's a free loader, is me? [ laughter ] this movie is based on a true story about a family. and the family goes on vacation in thailand. and you play the woman who went on vacation, and you actually brought your family to thailand to shoot the movie. >> yep. >> jimmy: which seems like a terrible idea to me. >> we were staying in the exact same hotel, we were filming there where they stayed.

they had to rebuild the bungalows that were washed away and may never put them back. >> jimmy: did that make you nervous? >> no, not really. >> jimmy: i would be convinced that that was -- that it would just happen, because it just seems like -- >> it would follow you. >> jimmy: and then they'd be making a movie about that movie you were supposed to be making about the people. [ laughter ] it's just too perfect, you know? >> yeah. >> jimmy: did the kids like thailand? >> they loved it. they would go to the beach every day and play with hermit crabs, collect them, bucket loads of them. >> jimmy: i would have stayed at a hilton 30 miles inland. there would have been no beach. >> then what's the point? >> jimmy: exactly. [ laughter ] do they eat the food there? >> oh yeah, yeah. sasha, myldest son has the most sophisticated palate for a 5-year-old. jim y >> jimmy: what will he eat? >> he has literally taken oyster

from the sea and shucked it. >> jimmy: what is he, a turtle? [ laughter ] >> that was his first word, actually. >> jimmy: turtle was? maybe i've hit on something. >> he'll eat anything. he calls himself a carnivore. definitely not an herbivore. >> jimmy: where did he learn that word? >> he's into dinosaurs. >> jimmy: that's something else. kids don't usually go for that stuff. i had to bribe my children. like i'll pay you $10 to eat this clam. >> liev does that. and he doesn't pay up. >> jimmy: we're going to take a quick break. if you're scare of tidal waves, turn the television off, because when we come back, we'll see the movie "the impossible." more with naomi watts when we return. ♪ i -- i got it, i got it made

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>> dad! >> jimmy: oh boy. [ cheers and applause ] "the impossible." it is in theaters now. it's an excellent movie. and that's terrifying. that really is. were you scared at all while you were there? >> in thailand? like when i was filming -- >> jimmy: at all. >> well, there's lots of scary things in thailand. poisonous bugs. >> jimmy: oh great. >> snakes. >> jimmy: did you see any of this stuff? >> yeah. actually, we were staying in this little kind of villa, and before you would go in, you would take off your shoes and lay them in the basket. >> jimmy: oh no. [ laughter ] >> we had two different incidents. and one of them was i came out

and there was a snake coiled up in my ballet slipper. and i saw it. and it had those bright that you know are just bad. poisonous. >> jimmy: wow. >> i saw it and i went oh! i saw one of the housekeepers close by. i said excuse me, could you tell someone and get them to remove it. and she came up and went ah! and screamed. went go inside, lock the door. as if locking the door was going to -- >> jimmy: snakes are notorious lock pickers. a snake with a key. [ laughter ] lock the door. >> i know, bizarre. >> jimmy: did you see another snake? >> no, not a snake. this was a frog, actually. and frogs are also poisonous over there. >> jimmy: oh, my god, everything is poisonous over there. >> yeah, it's sort of like australia. nothing's cute. there is lots of cute things. >> jimmy: even they are

poisonous. >> so this was a frog and it was in liev's shoe. >> jimmy: oh no. what? >> you can't really see in a sneaker, your jogging shoe. you just put it on your foot. >> jimmy: and he did? >> and he did. and for probably the most masculine man i've ever laid eyes on, i've never heard such a -- you know, a girly sound. >> jimmy: oh really? >> sorry, honey. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: maybe you can do that for us also. wow. in a lot of the movie, you're kind of being tossed around by water. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how did they do that? was that really happening? >> oh yeah. we were roped into these giant flower pots and we were going up and down a track. they had water coming against us, water behind us, side pumps. >> jimmy: did you have to swim? >> no, we were anchored into these flower pots. you would hook your legs in, so

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>> jimmy: our next guest is a very talented young actress on a very funny young show. the golden globe-winning "girls" airs sunday nights at 9 on hbo. please welcome allison williams.

how are you? >> i'm very well, thank you for having me. >> jimmy: it's great to see you. i love the show, as you know. as i've told you previously. it's a great show. [ applause ] for those of you don't know, most people probably do know, but your dad is a very famous guy. your dad is montel williams. >> it's true. it's true. >> jimmy: brian williams, nbc news. >> that would be awesome. it would be the best. >> jimmy: ask his kids how good it is. i don't know. i think it would be best to have brian williams as your father. >> i agree. >> jimmy: is it good? >> it's great, yeah. >> jimmy: he seems like just a great guy in general. i have to say, i was surprised, he's been on the show. he knows so much about current music. and things you wouldn't expect him to bother with. >> well, he knows a lot about a lot, which ends up being kind of

frustrating, because most kids experience the joy and often the frustration of having to tell their parents about stuff. like explain twitter. be like dad! this is what twitter is. i have never once in my entire life broken something dad for my dad. >> jimmy: you haven't introduced him to anything? >> he's been eight months ahead of me music-wise forever. he introduced me to hanson. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it was only two years ago, though. >> he goes and they're all boys. he preempted -- because they looked a little bit like young ladies. >> jimmy: i see, i see. is he listening to hanson? was he into hanson? >> that's the question. let's do that. let's put that out there. he was a fan of hanson. >> jimmy: huge fan of hanson. "teen beat" magazine. >> that instantly alienates a lot of the audience. >> jimmy: would he ever give you a message or a shoutout on the news? >> i wish. i do think about this all the

time. he's my dad, but he's also really professional. i know it's morbid, but i have thought about like if i were to die -- don't be too sad -- they didn't make a sound. there we go. >> jimmy: you didn't give them enough time. say it again. >> if i were tragically to die -- audience: aw! >> you guys! i always wonder what he would say. >> jimmy: what? >> like he might take the night off. one night. if rock center is on, maybe he'll just do that and wait and go in later. but i think honestly, he might say in entertainment news tonight, we lost one of our own, allison williams of hbo. i've thought about this. of hbo's "girls." in my imagination, it's always in a plane crash. this will be eerie if i die in a plane crash. >> jimmy: yes, it will. >> and then he would pause and just sort of look down and say

she will be missed. we'll be right back with more news about how you save on your heart medication. [ applause ] it would be so sad. >> jimmy: "girls" is your first acting job. >> "girls" is my first acting job. >> jimmy: you were discovered on youtube. normally it's like the double rainbow guy. >> on justin bieber, who is also known pretty well. i did this "mad men" theme song and put it out right when i moved to los angeles. >> jimmy: that is great. i thought it was fantastic. at the time you weren't on anything. i thought we have to get this girl to come sing on the show. my staff just ignored me, as they usually do. you also had another video that was very popular on funny or die, in which you played kate middleton. >> right before i was going to move to new york to shoot the first season of "girls," i was given the idea to play kate

middleton because my friend kept saying i looked like her. we shot it, as you know -- >> jimmy: yeah, that's where the problem comes. i have a little bit of a bone to pick with you. because originally, i was prince william. and somebody -- i don't know -- because people always tell me i look like prince william. somebody told me that you had something to do with getting me replaced -- because when the video came out, i was not in the video. >> you weren't? >> jimmy: you know i wasn't in the video. but i have the video that we shot, which i think -- >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: shall we show that? >> i guess it's too late to turn back now. >> jimmy: let's take a look. >> i see the key to a great relationship is honesty, and team work, of course. isn't that right, william? >> pip pip, pudding pop right it is, my little niblet. ♪

[ applause ] >> will and i are really quite adventuro adventurous. we adore traveling. >> we fancy riding our burberry caps, riding the lift, hopping on the tube, dillydallying from flat to flat on the way to visit grandmom straight away. chippy chop. krump et, my pet? >> no, thank you. i've just eaten. >> jam sandwich? >> no. >> swimming costume? >> why? >> spotted dick. shrimp on the barbie? >> brad, can you cut for two seconds, is that cool? >> you need a break? >> no, i just wanted to say that i think -- i think maybe save some of your british references. it's a little weird to mention them all at once. also shrimp on the barbie is not a british thing. >> yes, it is.

shi shrimp on the barbie. it's british. >> no. i see your confusion. it's actually australian. >> all right. don't get your nickers in a snat. >> another key to a successful relationship is open communication. >> yes. communication is key. i always say to kate, tell me with a you want, what you really, really want. and i'll tell you what i really, really, really want. >> now you're just quoting the spice girls. >> is that the spice girls? >> of course. are you kidding me? of course it's the spice girls. it's "wannabe" by the spice girls. >> what you need is a big strong hand to lift you to your higher ground. make you feel like a queen on a very big throne. make him love you till you can't come down. you'll never come down. >> are you done? you're just quoting madonna.

she's not even british. >> madonna is british. >> she's not british. >> madonna is from british, right? madonna is british. >> she's not british. >> she's more british than you are. >> yes, i'm american. and i am done. >> codswallop. well, i've got to go to the loo. [ cheers and applause ] i thought that was -- what was the problem? >> we must have just lost the footage of something. >> jimmy: i was able to find it. isn't that a miracle? allison williams, everyone. watch her on "girls" sunday nights at 9:00 on hbo. we'll be right back with gin wigmore.

>> jimmy: this is her new cd called "gravel and wine", here with the song "black sheep", gin wigmore.

♪ ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh i got lots of jealous lovers that all wish they had me back ♪ ♪ got a pistol for a mouth my old mama gave me that making my own road out of gravel and some wine and if i have ♪ ♪ to fall then it won't be in your line everybody's doing it so why the hell should i everybody's doing it ♪ ♪ so why the hell should i i'm a bad woman to keep

ooh ooh make me mad i'm not here to please paint me in a corner ♪ ♪ but my colour comes back once you go black you never go back i'm a black sheep oh bah bah bah oh bah ♪ ♪ bah bah i'm a black sheep i wasn't born a beauty queen but i'm okay with that maybe radio won't mind if i sing a little flat ♪ ♪ i wear my boots to bed hang a cross up on the wall to save me from a shallow grave that wants to ♪ ♪ take us all everybody's doing it so why the hell should i everybody's doing it so why the hell should i ♪ ♪ i'm a bad woman to keep make me mad i'm not here to please paint me in a corner but my colour comes back ♪ ♪ once you go black