they're tiny, and adorable, they're try too. those four baby ducklings was trapped until neighbors found them and fished them out. all four are back with their momma. here comes the bride. all flushed in white. bridal shower game taken literally to the extreme. wedding dresses made out of

toilet paper. designers could only use toilet paper, glue, needle, thread and tape. winners took home a $2000 prize and bragging rights. >> please don't squeeze the charmin. couple days, remember lynnette charles is here all morning covering andrea mike masco will be here throughout the day. quick check, let's show you maryland's copper radar. southeastern coast, the heavy rain coming up out of south carolina into north carolina. we had rain ought night here in maryland but the significant rain band set to arrive in the day tomorrow. look for a couple rounds of heavy rain morning and afternoon. i think we looked better through the weekend. there will be the threat for

showers saturday but much less rain.

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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jonah hill. the national spelling bee champ. episode three of "the baby bachelor" and music from the lonely island with cleto and the cletones.

and now, what can i say, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> thank you. so this is the audience i've been hearing so much about. we have a lot going on tonight. it is our second show of the evening. academy award nominee jonah hill is here with us tonight. plus we have musical comedy all-star team, the lonely island with alanis morisette tonight. and the winner of the scripps

national spelling bearvin bearvind mahankali. here is arvind beating all other spellers on espn. >> knaidel. k-n-a-i-d-e-l, knaidel. >> you see, he's pretty fired up. when did spelling bees start using confetti cannons? they need cheerleaders or

something. arvind has been conserving his energy because he will face me in a spelling bee. i will beat him, steal his trophy and tickle him. another big winner, the bigger of the biggest power ball in history came forward. an 84-year-old woman from florida won $590 million. right now she's down at the bingo hall making it rain. she showed up yesterday to claim her prize. she decided to take the lump sum of $370 million which would come out to $270 million after taxes. so she better not send her grand kids birthday kwards with checks for $5 anymore. she stopped briefly to talk to reports who crowded outside florida lottery headquarters. >> i am grateful to the state of florida and the community of

zephyr hills. thank you for respecting my privacy during this exciting time. and god bless. >> sayonara, bitches. >> jimmy: and away she flew. we're getting here to the end of the graduation season and start of the summer vacation. graduation ceremonies, they can be poignant, entertaining or they can be relentlessly unpleasant. a lot of it depends on the commencement speaker. sometimes you get an author or scientists, some kind of luminary. occasionally you get a celebrity. tonight for those graduates who did not get a celebrity commencement address, and there are many of them, we asked a very well known actor to give one for those who went without. i hope you'll find his words,

whether you're a graduate or not, both inspiring or uplifting. >> so please join me in honoring this year's commencement speaker, dr. gary bucci. -- busey. >> thank you. here are the answers to all of life's questions. question one, how do you find your passion? with your left hand. where in the heck to sea horses come from and do you think a fish actually humped a horse? text me if you know the answer. when i was 14 years old, i was with my uncle buddy down in big town, texas. and he had three sows that weighed 500 pounds a piece. i was to feed the sows in the droft and there was a billy goat

named charlie. he would get up on his back legs and run with his bibber sticking out and my motto was gary, don't let the goat penetrate the women. and i learned a lot from that job and i still use it today. >> jimmy: thank you, gargary, o behalf of everyone. not only do we have gary busey and the spelling bee, sandy san samberg and his cohorts have something in store for us. where is andy? how are you doing? well, it is wonderful to have you here. >> thank you, jimbo, i appreciate it. >> jimmy: just jim is fine. >> sorry, my bad. i know you're paying tribute to

the institution of spelling tonight and i think that's great. you know, i think spelling is important, especially in today's world of text and twitter, you know, there's so many emoticons and emojis and emotium a.d.s or abbreves, as you like to say. >> jimmy: i don't really say that. >> spelling matters. so my fake rap band wrote a song called "spell it out. >> jimmy: it's about spelling? >> it involves spelling. we hope educators can use this to help stupid kids or something. >> jimmy: let's take a look. ♪ yo it's the lonely island we got my man yorm cheese in the house ♪ ♪ and me you know who the "f" i am if not let me spell it out.

d-ud-e d-ud-e-t-h-a-m-o-n-ey-a-s-d-i-dg -h-t-g-u-s-t-o-n-c-s-h-h-i-n-t-i -n-t- -n-t-o-n-l-y m-a-y-e-s lenny ♪ >> jimmy: after the first 1,000 letters i lost track of what you were spelling but i think that's great. >> i think that's probably for the best. >> jimmy: andy samberg,

everyone. he'll be back later in the show. all right, it's thursday night. it means it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it's this week in "unnecessary censorship." >> good morning, everyone. we begin with a bleep at the white house this morning. >> we now know sometimes big grown men want to [ bleep ] each other. i tell you one thing, yeah, we're going to [ bleep ] that tonight. yeah. >> oh, i want to [ bleep ] so bad. >> nobody ever told me, you know, that [ bleep ] in the face by a llama and trampled by one. >> the troubles of the [ bleep ] extraordinary women. >> [ bleep ] tomorrow night. >> i think i'm going to [ bleep ] my son until he goes to college. >> i can still feel his [ bleep ] penetrating my [ bleep ]. >> we've been that core for a long time. and we [ bleep ] each other.

>> new anchor from 4:30 to 7:30. >> i think we should [ bleep ] him at 9:00. let's see what he can do. bring in 15 hot dogs. >> dustin? [ bleep ] and geese. >> what's the matter, seal? arrr, we have to [ bleep ] him. when we come back, the spelling bechampi bechampion, and lonely island. stick around. [ baby babbling ]

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>> jimmy: this is a bit alarming. the big story in washington today, an english newspaper called "the guardian" is reporting that the national security agency, the nsa here in the united states obtained a secret court order that forces verizon to hand over phone records for millions of their customers who made calls between the months of april and july. they know who called and when if you're a verizon customer. i was totally against this i got an anonymous call reminding me it was my dad's birthday. but the obama administration has nonconfirmed the court order dpis exists but a senior

official sate i had would only be used to collect data on terrorism. so the answer is, yes, they can hear you now. kind of scary, right? don't think of it as the nsa spying on you. try to think of them as part of your family plan. a few weeks ago, we premiered a new show here that stars my 3-year-old wesley. for some reason, wesley has had a lot of trouble finding love. he never had a long-term girlfriend. we gave him a reality dating show. the first two episodes were big hits. we got together and decided to shoot a third. here it is, the journey continues with episode three of "the baby bachelor." >> first came "the bachelor" then "the bachelorette." and now -- >> hi. i'm wesley, the baby bachelor.

>> last time on "the baby bachelor." wesley narrowed the field. >> will you accept this dinosaur? >> and accusations flew. >> jesse is bad for wesley. >> there was stella, afraid of commitment. frankie who's mostly there to party. >> let's party. >> chloe, who had a major substance problem. ashley, the dental hygienist who treated wesley like a child. ♪ twimnkle twinkle little star ♪ >> wesley is like a little billy joel. >> tonight, wesley takes the remaining girls on intimate dates starting with lunchables and whole milk with gabrielle. >> hi.

i like these crackers. so tell me about yourself. >> i have something to tell you. >> tell me. it's okay. >> it's very important. i have a baby. >> what? >> she's my whole world. >> i'm not ready for this. >> do you want to meet her? >> this is baby. i love her so much. i hope you understand. >> it's okay. i have a monkey. >> wesley is going to be a good dad to my baby. >> jimmy: after an emotional dinner with gabrielle, wesley takes jessie on a passionate date to the fantasy ball pit.

>> i love you wesley. he's falling for it. ♪ every time i stop and think all a girl can be ♪ ♪ meeting a boy like you ♪ like you >> we had a date in the ball pit. >> he's all mine. >> wesley, today you had two very romantic one-on-one dates. your chemistry with jesse is undeniable. >> jesse is a special girl. >>. >> jimmy: and what about gabrielle. she has a baby. are you ready for that? >> jimmy, i'm not ready for kids. >> jimmy: i think that's brave of you to say. >> i have something else to say. >> jimmy: what's that?

>> pfffftt. >> jimmy: coming up on "the baby bachelor" wesley traveling to meet the girls' families. >> you have another girl, that's bad. >> will jesse's sister draw a wedge between them snf. >> this is the hardest decision of my life. >> jimmy: coming up, the spelli spelling bee champion. we'll be right back with jonah hill from the movies.

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>> jimmy: tonight on the program, i've invited the winner of this year's scripps national spelling bee here once again to face me in the 10th annual jimmy kimmel live spelling bee. 13-year-old arvind mahankali is here. and then their very funny new cd "the wack album" comes out wednesday, the lonely island. that's andy samberg, akiva schaeffer, and jorma taccone are here with special guest alanis morissette from the sony stage. [ applause ] >> jimmy: on sunday night don't forget our jimmy kimmel live game night special before game 2 of the nba finals. our guest will be seth rogen, two year old trick shot titus who defeated shaquille o'neal earlier tonight will shoot against the great kobe bryant and a special nba edition of mean tweets. that airs before game 2 in the eastern and central time zones, and after the game on the west coast. our first guest tonight is an oscar-nominated actor whom you know from "moneyball," "superbad" and "21 jump street," among others. you can see him as a diamond earring-studded version of himself in the very funny new movie "this is the end." it opens in theaters wednesday, please welcome jonah hill. ♪

[ applause ] . >> hi, guys. >> jimmy: how you doing? you look tan. you look like you've been vacationing. >> i just got back from a bachelor party in mexico. >> jimmy: oh, boy. >> i'm alive. >> jimmy: who was it? >> one of my buddy's, fox. i got a tan and they've been calling me tan mom because i look ridiculous. >> was it darker then? >> it was a little darker and i drank some of the tan out. how is everything going? >> everything is good. your mom is here with you tonight? why did she come with you?

>> because she loves me, i think. she was on set with me all the time because she was excited to see what i would does. she just was there all the time. it was great. >> jimmy: oh, it was. would you be willing to submit to a polygraph test? >> we don't have to go crazy. but she was, like, the set no, ma'am. she would get everyone gifts and stuff. she's so sweet. and james franco was the other actor in the movie. one day i see her go up to james franco. she has a chocolate thing on a stick. i go over to listen and she said you were the wizard of oz so i got you a chocolate wizard. and james franco is just like, mom, you want to not hit james franco with a chocolate wizard, please. >> jimmy: did he appreciate the sentiment? >> he came to me the next day

and said i ate the wizard, it was good. >> jimmy: does your mom get involved in your dating and love life? >> i think she just wants me to meet a nice girl. in fact, i met a nice girl. i'm single and i met a nice girl own an airplane a while ago. and it was this amazing thing. i'm a romantic. i'm holding your pen. i really was like, she's beautiful, she's my age. she's smart, charming. we're getting along great. she's laughing at my jokes. oh, my gosh, this is how i meet my wife. it's incredible. i was so romantic about it. i'm doing well. i'm going to go use the restroom, i'll be right back. all confident and stuff. i go over and there's a guy in the restroom. there's someone in the restroom. so i'm waiting out there for, like, ten minutes and she can't see that i'm waiting, you know? so finally the guy leaves after, like, ten minute and he opens the door and gives me that ashamed look like i'm really sorry, you know. you're about to experience something really unplez sapasanu

know? it was a bummer. it smelled like someone had passed away in the bathroom. i go man, that's crazy. i hold my breath and i pee. then i open the door to leave and she's waiting for the bathroom, yeah. and she's all smiling and everything like, oh, hey, there's the guy i was talking to. and i see her face like as we scoot by. i'm trying to be like listen, you know, it -- she scoots by and is like what? what? oh. and she just slams the door shut. and i'm back at the seat like what do i say to this person. she comes back and i'm like listen, you know, it's -- she just stopped me and said it's okay, it's fine. >> jimmy: oh, no! >> we didn't speak for the rest of the flight. >> jimmy: oh, no. now this is even more of that kind of, you wind up married story.

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>> jonah hill. jonah? jonah hill. >> jonah hill is no more. >> demon? >> yes. >> that's not good. that's not good. >> you fool. >> the power of christ compels you. >> oh, does it? does it compel me? >> the power of christ compels you. >> does it? >> the power of christ compels you. >> is that's what's happening? >> the power of christ compels you. >> guess what? it's not that compelling. >> jimmy: i love that movie. i thought it was hilarious.

>> you know, seth rogan and goldberg wrote and direct the movie. it's the first movie they directed. i'm so proud of them. they asked us all to play ourself, but really douchy versions of ourselves. >> jimmy: you play yourselves in the movie. >> i play jonah hill, but the d d douchiest possible version. i had a part in "django unchained" at the time. i went to the cast of "django." i was thinking about starting that film. jamie foxx was at the dinner. he had a big diamond earring in. i thought that looked so cool on jamie, but that would look so stupid on me. and i was walking home for dinner and i said that would kind of be awesome. i said hey, guys, can i wear a huge diamond earring the whole movie and no one mention it the

whole time? and they were like, yeah, sure. a huge diamond earring and no one talks about it. >> jimmy: did you get it pierced? or is it a magnet? >> it's a magnet. i got it at claire's in the ball. i don't want anything too flashy. >> jimmy: you guys really -- not only are you -- you're insulting each other in the movie, like your real life personas in a way. >> everyone was super mean to each other the whole time. and it's like, you're making fun of your friends. like james franco is, seth, danny mcbride, we're all friends but we're all really making fun of each other in our careers quite a bit and the bad movies we've done. because we're all laughing during the scene and you see it's really just five really insecure actors. because i would constantly go up to people and say you don't really think about about me, right? >> jimmy: what is the worst thing someone said to someone else? >> i can't remember. it was just demolishing each

other's failures. when one of us had a movie that many people didn't like or didn't do well, just be prepared that it was -- you were getting taken down on a daily basis. >> jimmy: channing tatum is in the movie. he has a great part in the >> yeah, channing is in the movie for a surprise. >> jimmy: are you going to make another "21 jump street." >> yeah, we are. we're going to make "22 jump street." >> jimmy: i highly recommend this movie it's called "this is the end." jonah hill, everybody. we'll be back with a spelling bee. you should be asking yourself

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>> jimmy: every june on this show, we have a tradition. i invite the winner of the scripps national school spelling bee to come to l.a. not to congratulate them for their achievements but instead, to conquer them. when i was a lad, i won the kenny guinn junior high school spelling bee in both the 7th and 8th grade.

suffice it to say, i am a spelling force to be feared and with that said, it's time for the 10th annual jimmy kimmel live spelling bee! let's welcome this year's national spelling bee champion, from new york city he is 13 years old arvind mahankali! you seemed very excited when you won. what would have to happen for you to actually jump up and down? how many people did you beat? >> 282 children. >> jimmy: i'm not a children. i'm a man. >> so what you're saying is that you will defeat me? >> jimmy: exactly. he's good with algebra, too. all right. let's meet our panel. our moderator tonight. jonah hill is with us tonight. and as always, our expert word

pro-nunoun pronounceiator, the parking lot attendant himself, guillermo. are you ready to read the words. >> ready, jimmy. >> jimmy: i hand baton control of the show over to you. >> thanks, jimmy. our first contest assistant from bayside, arvind mahankali. give him his first word. [ laughing ] >> you're taking too much time. >> okay.

>> jimmy: someone has the case of the g-i-g-g-l-e-s. are you all right, arvind? have you ever seen a man dressed as a bee before? guillermo, why don't you repeat that word for him. >> jigsaw. >> do you have any questions about the word, arvind. >> jimmy: do you want to know the origin of the word? >> yes. >> latino. >> jimmy: not the reader of the word. what is the definition of word. >> it is a word from the dictionary.

>> may i have it in a sentence. >> guillermo just saved the word, jigsaw. >> so this is from latino, like latin. >> spell the [ bleep ] word! j -- >> you got it buddy. >> e. >> all you have is two letters? >> you take a seat right here. >> what was the word? >> the word was jigsaw, of course. jigsaw. guillermo, give jimmy his first word.

>> jimmy: can you give me a definition, please? >> this is a difficult word to pronounce. >> ska-dead-lay? e-s-c- -- >> no. we were looking for skedaddle. you guys knew that one? all right, you get up here and give it a try. >> round two. guillermo start them off. >> all right, bibasios. >> could you repeat that? >> v-i-v-a-c-i-o-u-s.