went to the airport by himself, got through security, got on a flight to las vegas, flew to vegas without a ticket, id, or boarding pass. the crew got suspicious and called the police. the police went to his house. his parents told the officers they hadn't seen much of him today. and because the kid took a train to the airport, stole a bag off the luggage carousel, went to a restaurant, ordered lunch, did not pay for the lunch, ate the lunch, then flew to vegas. it sounds like the plot to home alone 8 or something. a spokesman for the tsa said he thinks the boy would be able to get through security as a result of the government shut down and because a lot of the agents stand around talking about nothing when they are supposed to be checking. a spokesman for the airport said it is unclear why the boy was going to las vegas. he probably just learned about

boobs and figured he would find some there. speaking of kids on the wrong side of the law. a new season of beyond scared straight premiered. this is a show where they find kids r' trouble and they bring them to prison to have the inmates terrify them and hopefully they won't get in trouble any more. but some kids are tough. >> i'm alex. i'm 17. i have been charged with a hit and run. i smoke weed every day and i drink. >> can you imagine me in front of the inmates? they think i'm going to cry. >> i think you're going to cry. >> i'm not going to let them cry and be a little wussy. >> i would have cried when i got the haircut. i would not have waited until i got to prison.

>> pay attention to the guy in the background. watch closely. this is tonight's edition of behind the news. >> extremely difficult for kyle bush to leapfrog those two drivers and he definitely has a big task in the day ahead. >> fox news experienced a little snafu over the weekend. they were talking about a government shut down and a world war ii memorial. pay attention to the co-host who reported a fake story that came from a comedy news website as if it was fact. >> the republican national committee is offering to keep it open so that the veterans will be able to go and see this because who does it honor?

it honors them. we're going to talk a little later in the show about some things that are continuing to be funded. president obama has offered to pay out of his own pocket for the museum of muslim culture out of his own pocket yet the republican national committee is paying for this. >> obviously president obama did not offer to pay to fund the museum of muslim culture himself but it got them so excited that they had to report it. the other story on that website is jesus christ boycotts hobby lobby. pretty sure he didn't. she tweeted a correction. she tweeted i just met with producers. i made a mistake about a museum possibly closing. i'm more upset that she think it's okay to say yday. but how gullible are producers at fox news?

you have the number for the fox news decembsk? >> i would like you to leak a fake news story about president obama. >> okay. yeah. hello? this is fox news? i just saw the president obama urinated on the american flag. >> okay. now let's see what happens. can you put fox news live up on the monitor. >> they are happy. th like obama care. you know why? because deductibles -- >> this is is a fox news alert. >> how about this. president barack obama has reportedly been caught urinating on the american flag. i'm speechless. >> first he shuts down the government and then he defiles it? >> this photo shop depicts what this defecation looked like. >> who is the source? are we sure it's reliable?

>> who is this? rob? it's the president of mexico. >> are you still on with him? now you are off with them? is that phone even turned on? >> yeah. >> there is a notable lack of horror movies this halloween season. there is a remake of carrie coming out and that's about it. so if you want to be horrified this month you have to ask your parents about their sex life or something. i saw gravity on friday night. did you see gravity? it's not technically a horror movie but i have been waking up screaming for george clooney to never let me go.

it's a missed opportunity on the part of the movie companies because horror films are such a big moneymaker this time of year. some companies are adjusting their marketing campaigns to try to grab some of the potential audience. >> flint and his friends are headed back to swallow falls. only this time -- it's no picnic. the devil has possessed the strawberry. come out, come out wherever you are. >> cloudy with a chance of meat balls, in hell. >> all right. when we come back we have the latest edition of our popular news segment where we ask people questions while saying terrible

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>> welcome back. the cast of modern family and corn are backstage right nutritioning very awkward small talk. today was day seven of the government shut down. what i would like to see is a government shut up. am i right, folks? seriously, am i right?

the shut down is costing $300 million a day. all of our national parks are closed which means there is nowhere to go to take mushrooms or write bad poetry. hopefully republicans and democrats will do the right thing and do what is best for the nation. that was a joke. john boehner is refusing to allow a vote. he wants president obama to make concessions first. our country could default on our loans which most everyone agrees would be devastating. it would be an economic calamity which none the world has ever seen. it will affect all of us in some way. today i sent a camera crew out to find out how specific groups of people are reacting to this shut down and the effects there of. s going

to do whatever it takes to get me behind the wheel of a kia think about the government shut down. >> what is that question again? >> let me ask you ladies what do ladies who had one too many pom granite margaritas and maybe got too handy think about the government shut down. >> what do guys who look like they are in a wham cover band think about -- >> what the -- i don't even know what you just said. >> what does that mean? >> what do women who run a 50 shades of gray fan site think about the government shut down. >> i don't know. >> i don't know. >> how you doing, sir? what's your name? >> hi, my name's scott. >> what does a guy who is so baked right now that he's not even sure he's on hollywood

boulevard doing an interview. he may be sitting at breakfast or rock climbing think about osha being shuttered? >> about osha? >> what do women who look like thelma and louise think about yellow stone being closed? >> gosh. >> what are guys who will most likely be on the local news slowly walking backwards towards the police car think? >> i think he's a victim. >> what do guys without a mailing address think about the u.s. postal service being closed? >> it's probably better? >> let me ask you, what is the brother who just smoked a bowl think about the usda? >> you know, smoking bowl is like -- like -- he is

sympathetic but he's too stoned to care. >> what does the moon think? >> i don't think he cares. >> sir, what's your name? >> kenny. >> of course it is. kenny, let me ask you what do men who have caused over three dozen hooters waitresses quit their job and join the peace corps think about the peace corps remaining open during the shut down. >> huh. i have no idea. >> you know what you do have an idea about? sweet cut offs. look at that. yeah. >> i do have an idea about that. that's true. yeah. [ applause ] >> we have some of our -- there you are. congratulations.

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>> last week, beyonce was at the restaurant. >> the singer? >> the singer. when i was leaving i stopped and i said hello to her and we chatted for like ten minutes. >> that's great. i'm glad you had that experience. i don't know what you talked to her about seeing how you don't know any of her songs other than single ladies. >> i'm surprised that you can hear it. >> where is that bore? please welcome, in alphabetical order, julie bowen, ty burrell, jesse tyler ferguson, ed o'neill, eric stonestreet and sofia vergara. [ applause ] ♪

[ cheers and applause ] >> we have to make this quick. you have tickets to the dodgers game? >> yes. >> eric has been e-mailing me since the schedule came out. he said i would love to do this real quick and then i can get out of there. >> this is an example of how great my life is. i am aggressively angry that i am here. being on a late night tv show. >> you're from kansas city? what is with the dodgers stuff? >> obviously i don't have to worry about the dodgers and royals playing unless it's the world series.

>> pass this down? >> wow! >> it's gonna be the only person in this whole get up that is also wearing full make-up. >> i forgot to bring a wipe. >> obviously funny. >> so first of all, congratulations on the emmy. and i see that you were surprised that you won? >> we were shocked. >> it was a sad evening, otherwise. >> it was a little disappointing. >> how many people did you bring to the emmys? >> how many counting me? >> counting yourself.

>> 21. >> how many cars did that take? >> only three. we cram in the car. but because of the big dress, i get a little more space. i learned my lesson. but when i was going to try to get in the line. >> we were at an after party. we had a texas thing going between us. drinking wine. but we said which part are you going to go to? it was a different late night talk show named jimmy. and sofia was like where are you now? we're at jimmy fallon's party and she was like tell him i will be there plus 21. so i told the door man, sofia is

coming with all of columbia. the thing is if you want to go to a dance party, just go with sofi sofia. >> >> no. >> a musical instrument. >> we ended up at another party and all i was getting were texts of blurry photos of it looked like that thing in the matrix sequel where it looked like the middle of the earth where people were dancing. >> my husband in one picture and i think it was you or maybe it was someone else. i was like sofia is not with her

boyfriend. >> i did make it out. >> this year was jesse's wedding. >> and a favor. how was the wedding? was it a good time? >> i thought it was awesome. >> i felt a little something there when he was walking down the aisle there. i thought it would be me. i thought it would. i honestly thought it would be me. >> when you get married on tv, do you think you will use old englishy vows? >> did you really? >> they were very traditional vows. >> you may have stumbled a

little. there was a beautiful meaningful wedding. but when you were out to say with my body i thee -- i thee worship. >> what? >> it's like biblical porn. >> i love porn and i love the bible. >> there is a little e-mail exchange that goes on between this. >> i was frankly shocked to learn you are doing this with others. who made this? >> that's mine. it looks like the loneliest meal ever. >> you have a little pad there,

a little book? >> a tiny little book. >> that's my journal of poetry. >> what is this? >> this was an inside day for me. i was making burgers and grilled onions. >> all right. this is eric. this is you, too. i think i saw this one. >> that's chicken and corn. >> at your home? >> this is the text exchange that i'm on. i want off of it. >> you're supposed to take the sticker off. >> did you steal that? >> jesse gets a little fatigued. >> this is what jesse sent you guys in response to all the meat. >> i feel like that is is a good conversation stopper. it's like i'm done talking about meat.

lena dunham on the cover. >> that's lovely. i know you guys get along well. maybe one day you will write a book and talk about how horrible everybody was. >> no. >> what i would like to do is get you guys competitive and also see how well you know each other and various things. tonight when we come back we are going to play modern family feud. [ applause ] >> hash tag let's do this. the jimmy kimmel concert series is brought to you by sony. many . ♪ breakthroughs in design...

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>> and now family feud. here's your host, jimmy kimmel. >> we have two great teams ready to battle it. on my right we have the pritchetts against their on screen significant others, the inlaws. let's get on and give me ed and sofia. >> let's play the feud.

we surveyed 100 people. we have the top four answers they gave on the brord. your goal is to try to get the most popular answer. name something that a person might take a picture of and then post it to facebook. >> do i say it or just think it? >> you say it. >> girls take pictures of boobs. >> of boobs. let's put it on the board. let's see boobs? no. ed? name something a person might take a picture of and post to facebook. >> don't look at me. i'm on the oppite team. >> i don't know what facebook is. >> themselves. let's go to the board and see.

>> you go sit with your family and we will go down to the pritchetts. julie, name something that somebody might take a picture of and then post to facebook. >> their pet. >> their pet. >> name something that somebody would take a picture of and post to facebook. >> babies. >> there is babies. no! >> ed, we now go to you. each of your team will get two strikes as opposed to the normal three. name something a person might take a picture of and then post to facebook. >> vacations.

>> let's look at the board. vacations. no! wow. you have a chance to steal this away. name something people might post to facebook. >> he says boobs. >> i will move my mouth and you say it. >> food. >> do we see food? yes! all right. now give me julie and ty. come on up. get your buzzer. >> you have to unbutton for this? >> is this just screwed on or is it a real thing. >> a real thing. >> name something you might eat in the middle of the night. >> ty.

>> not a tie. but ty. >> ice cream. >> ice cream is ty's answer. do i see ice cream? number two. julie? >> do i get to say something. >> if you get number one you will get to play. >> cereal. >> cereal. do we have cereal? oh! >> and we're going to begin with eric. eric, name something you might eat in the middle of the night. >> i'm going to say milk and cookies. >> name something you might eat in the middle of the night. >> left over empanadas. >> left over empanadas. >> i thought for sure. ty, we go back to you.

>> i am going to say pizza. let's see. give us pizza. close this category out. something you eat in the middle of the night. >> i'm going to say fried chicken. >> fried chicken. do we have fried chicken? >> no. no fried chicken. you can talk among yourselves. you can come up with an answer between you. we are looking for something you might eat in the middle of the night. >> chips. >> chips. let's see. do we have chips? yes! all right. we are going to take a break. don't go away. we will be right back with the thrilling final round of modern family feud. go!

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>> what a game. welcome back to modern family feud. it is anybody's game right now

and give me jesse and eric. jesse and eric, step up to the mic. this is the final question, gentlemen. the final question is name something you squeeze. eric? >> toilet paper. >> shcharmin. something you squeeze. >> i think you're about 25 years too late on that one. >> my baby boyfriend. >> his baby boyfriend. >> that's not there either. >> i don't want that one. >> what do you squeeze? >> i can help you. >> tooth paste. >> jeez! >> oranges? >> something you squeeze. >> oranges. >> i think you guys are violating the spirit of the

competition. >> oranges. oranges? oranges. all right. you guys are playing for the win here. ed, name something you squeeze. >> oh no. >> i just said you squeeze a tortilla. >> something you squeeze. something you squeeze. >> something you squeeze. >> pimple. >> that's good. >> what? >> pimple. >> wash cloth. >> pimples. let's look for pimples. is it up there? julie, you have a chance now to keep this -- >> me? >> yes, keep this ball in your court. >> a rubber ball. like a stress ball. >> all right. >> something you squeeze. >> you squeeze a baby. >> a baby. to make baby juice. let's look at the board.

no. no baby. >> you can win it all if you come up with something that's on the board. name something you squeeze. >> in spanish? >> no in english. something you squeeze. >> a what? >> a cheek or butt. >> a cheek or a butt. >> let's see if a butt is on th board. is a butt on the board? it is! >> they won the modern family feud home game for hours of home feuding fun. >> congratulations to the pritchetts and the inlaws. thank you so much. he's going for the game.

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♪ i don't ever wanna have to try though i lie it never flies ♪ ♪ i don't ever wanna have to die but deep inside the death it hides ♪ ♪ and i never wanna clarify and justify so i run and hide and i never wanna signify so i pacify all ♪ ♪ the hate inside no i'll never love again

no m ♪ i won't ever have to pretend i'm never gonna love again never gonna have to try ♪ ♪ to pretend never never never i don't ever wanna satisfy 'cause things inside ♪ ♪ are doing fine i don't ever want to multiply 'cause deep inside ♪ ♪ i'm not qualified and i never wanna clarify and justify so i run and hide and i never wanna signify ♪ ♪ so i pacify all the hate inside i'll never love again i won't ever have ♪ ♪ to pretend

i'm never gonna love again never gonna have to try to pretend ♪ ♪ never never never i'll never love again i'm never gonna love again ♪ ♪ ♪ i'll never love again i won't ever have to pretend i'm never gonna love again never gonna have to ♪ ♪ try to pretend never never never never never never

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>> from new york city, this is "night line." >> good evening. tonight we begin with a fascinating case about a man who