tonight at 11:00 p.m. >> he was unarmed and not making a threat. >> in glen burnie man did not go unnoticed, trespassing and anne arundel county high school. authorities made an alarming discovery at his home. they found assault weapons. he is in a psychiatric hospital. >> police tell us their detectives in this case did not want to take chances because of what happened at connecticut. this started monday when school was in session. justin beaumont and slipped into north county high school by following an employee. he said he was a student in 2002 and was approached by another employee and a school resource officer. baumann told him he was bullied during his two months at the school and asked about the school's security and talked about his military background.

police say he was not armed and made those threatno threats. detectives found he was the legal owner of several assault weapons and handguns. >> based on the totality of the circumstances and under provisions provided in a mental health ofeducation and article, we obtained a warrant. >> detectives found an ak-47, an assault weapon, two bold action rifles, three handguns with a laser sight. they found a silencer and numerous ammunition magazines. it was loaded with a 30-round clip. this neighbor did not want to be identified. >> especially being my neighbor, it is kind of disturbing. i have seen him several times. he seemed like a nice kid. >> police seized the weapons and put him into custody to undergo mental evaluations. it is not clear why he was at

the school. >> post-connecticut we have got to recognize as an agency, a nation, as the state, that our school children, we have to take these kinds of precautionary thorough investigative steps to make sure we can do everything to keep them safe. >> the school superintendent said his schools are safe and they drill for whenever scenarios may arise. >> there is always the possibility for human error or people to take a minute of opportunities as in the case of someone grabbing a door before it closes in gaining entry. >> so far, beaumont is charged with trespassing but tonight his bond was revoked as he undergoes his mental evaluations. a judge will decide what is next for beaumont and those weapons. >> nearly 1000 people rallied today in protest of the governor's proposed gun-control legislation.

>> the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. >> gun rights activists oppose the plan to require gun licenses and his broadband on assault weapons among other things. many signed up to testify to hear from opponents and supporters of the band. >> this is not about ideology. this is about public safety and about doing reasonable things that work to save lives. >> the gun control legislation addresses mental health issues and provide money to help schools. -- beef up terrace security. consensus says some form of legislation will land on the governor's desk. religious leaders gathered as part of a religious unity day

and replace that with life in prison without parole. the senate committee will hear that repeal bill next week. >> a suspect is in custody for the murder of an owings mills a wife and mother. katie heydel was stabbed in her home in front of two young children. her family and friends are devastated. >> i hate whoever did this. they have to know how good a person she was. she had a small baby and now she does not have a mother. >> police are not identifying the suspect until charges have been filed. authorities will say the suspect is 33 and an older -- an old acquaintance. we now know the name of a 15- year-old who was stabbed to death in downtown baltimore.

beyonte smith was attending this superable celebrations when he and two other juveniles were stabbed in a fight. it happened at howard and fayette streets. the victims are in serious and critical condition. they're revealing -- reviewing surveillance video. an arrest was made in a bold daylight jewelry store robbery made off with tens of thousands of dollars of jewelry. >> a baltimore jury found michael johnson guilty of second-degree murder in the death of phylicia barnes. familylicia barnes's

suspected johnson had something to do with the death. >> last person to have seen her. never lifted a finger to help. >> the jury agreed convicting johnson of second-degree murder, ending the case that got national attention and tore apart to families. >> an elephant took one of his feet off my chest so i can breathe a little bit now. >> justice is served. at least we can sleep now. >> it is what is. we still feel in our hearts that michael johnson is night guilty. >> the ex-boyfriend of her older sister was indicted last april a year after the body was recovered from the susquehanna river. he had very little reaction. >> i asked him, are you ok and he said, i am numb. he is in shock and disbelief. >> the case depended heavily on the testimony of an inmate, known as james reilly and james mccray.

johnson admitted killing her and needed help getting rid of the body. >> any time you bring a high profile such as this you have to have prosecution and they did not. when you see the jury come back with a second-degree on this type of case that shows a compromise that -- and issues the jury was having as well. >> we're prepared to take the tough cases to court when we feel that the evidence warrants. and at the end of the day of course this is about phylicia barnes and her family. >> sentencing is set for march. maximum penalty, 30 years. about the inmates, prosecutors told jurors the inmate was getting nothing in return for his testimony.

today, 10 days were knocked off his 1-year sentence he is serving for car theft in charles county. city prosecutors said they had nothing to do with it. >> are learning a baltimore city circuit court judge has dismissed the lawsuit by baltimore controller over the plan to install new phone system and it is an update to the story the i-team has been falling. accusing the mayor of subverting the bidding process. >> bankruptcy may be the only option for the city of baltimore 10 years down the road if officials do not make some major cuts and reforms. that is part of a city ordered to report what it says. the forecast was published by public financial management, inc.. if the city continues its spending trend it will be more than $2 billion in the hole.

$745 million includes a budget deficit, failing infrastructure as well as health care and pension benefits accounts for $1.30 billion of the potential shortfall. >> if we act now we cabn teens the trajectory. >> the mayor highlights of your key themes for cuts including identifying strategies to align recurring revenues, reducing property and income taxes, addressing infrastructure, and addressing the city's long-term liabilities. the mayor says she will get more specific about what cuts will be made during her state of the city address next week. if you'd like to take a closer look at our report, you can go to our website, wbaltv.com. >> president obama is hoping to get more democrats to support his second term plans. a push that came through annapolis today. he addressed senate democrats at a closed-door retreat. he delivered a preview of next week's state of the union speech in hopes of getting more lawmakers to back his efforts to reform medicare and immigration

as well as his budget plans and assault weapons ban. today we learned florida senator marco rubio will deliver the republican response to the president's address. he has been touted as the potential presidential candidate in 2016. lawmakersican mullica have revealed their plans. the plan calls for a reduction in the federal work force through attrition and a pay freeze for members of congress. sponsors of the bill say it would delay sequestration for one year and achieve $85 billion in savings while congress works on a long-term deficit reduction plan. that move counters the president's call for a shorter term fix. >> this is a way of doing it without cutting defense is, without cutting domestics, and without raising taxes. >> the warehouse says the gop plan is not balanced. leon panetta says the automatic cuts set to take effect on march 1 will damage national security

if congress fails to act. the postmaster general says the move is necessary to stem its financial losses starting in early august. 60 service will go to five-day. saturday mail delivery would end. packages of all sizes would still be delivered on saturday including medication. post offices would remain open and post office boxes will receive mail. the postal service hopes the cuts will save $2 billion annually after losing $16 billion last year. >> a renewed push to improve the health and safety of student athletes. >> what do issue, a wheelbarrow, and an iron have in common. it is elimination time in the world of monopoly. the item that will not pass go. >> and missing library book that is finding its way onto the shelf. you may be amazed at how long this book has been borrowed.

>> a big storm that will form on the eastern seaboard friday into saturday. we will show you where it is headed and what we can expect as it moves into england. 30 degrees at the airport. 30 downtown.

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safersports for student athletes. >> players, coaches, fans, and games, all such a huge part of the high-school experience. there is the old saying. it is all fun and games until someone gets hurt. >> i get the kids that have a more prolonged problems. >> besides concussions, the doctor treats a wide range of injuries. >> there are dislocated shoulders, sprains. >> our group is calling for new guidelines for school athletic programs in order to better protect student athletes. among other initiatives it wants health providers like trainers for doctors for every school in better medically trained coaches. currently the maryland public school athletic association

requires coaches take courses on the prevention and care of injuries and training in concussion management. the executive the dark -- director said the guidelines will be extremely difficult for the state to meet financially. >> there is not enough traders. if we were to mandate a trader in every school we would have to cut programs because we could not staff at. >> some schools do staff trainers but the doctor agrees that requirement will be expensive and he thinks other tnitiatives like emt's an in schools wills be expensive. while maryland may not be able to hear to all the youth sports safety alliance guidelines it is making strides in the right direction. >> it will be a better atmosphere and better conditions for students participating. we can see that now that it was five years ago.

i would think probably in the next five years we will see greater advances. >> the alliance requirements are focused on the high school level and also include rules for up- to-date equipment at every school and a national registry to track student athlete deaths. >> the classic board game monopoly is ironing out its tokens. tonight is hello, kitty. the cat is sending the iron game piece straight to jail. there was an online contest to decide which tokens will reign supreme in the real estate trading game. versions of the new game will come out later this year. a long overdue book is finally being returned to the new york public library. 55 years late. the biography was check out of the fort washington branch on april 10, 1958. library officials say the book

arrived on monday wrapped in a brown envelope with a check for $100 to cover the overdue fees. qadry records do not go back to 1958. there is no way to trace who borrowed the book and the library will not reveal the name on the check. dozing at your desk? in need of a power grab before a presentation? the sleep studio in vienna is open and offering a nice quiet place to take a 30 minute nap. you can sleep for 30 minutes for $15 on one of six different south was. you can be lulled to sleep by soothing music and you get a personal wake up. >> 30 minutes. that is the perfect nap? that is nothing. a long winter's nap. have you ever heard of that?

hibernation. more than 30 minutes that is for sure. a normal day. as far as that high temperature goes. 28 at bwi marshall. at the airport we're down to 30. we could slip below that before midnight. on this day three years ago it was cold and snowing. eldridge at 38 inches of snow. almost crazy to even say it. that was the first of two storms to roll through in a week. we got the second round in that one week. upwards of 50 inches. in one week three years ago. february 2010. many areas topped the 30 inch mark. these are some of the representative amount to around the area. officially at the airport it was 25 inches. it is clear out there. 38 at the inner harbor. b w i marshall is cooled off to

30. to the north you see that cold air that is developing. frost or get 22. on the lower eastern shore in southern delaware. some of the coldest spot could be close to 20 degrees as we head through the overnight toward tomorrow morning. around 30 in downtown baltimore. we will see cloudiness increasing tomorrow and thickening across the area. it is on our doorstep. in response to storms forming on the gulf coast and the upper midwest, they will combine off the mid-atlantic and push up into new england as a powerful nor'easter friday night into saturday. we will be on the southern fringe of that. you can see where the action is expected. that is where the winter storm watch has been posted. it is the broken nose, catskills and into the new england mountains. there will be hit with some heavy snow. lee tomorrow evening after sunset, getting toward 10:00

p.m. and midnight and beyond, light precipitation tries to form around here and that could result in some slippery spots. late tomorrow and friday morning's rush-hour. mostly rain for our area. as the storm gets off the new england coast it pulls down cold air. the rain in our area might change over to some snow late friday night into saturday morning along with strong, gusty winds and some colder. the store, police saturday afternoon. it will be windy and chilly.the we are talking about the possibility of 3 feet in southern new england. our forecast for tomorrow. cloudy skies, 35 to 40. late tomorrow evening, a wintry mix becomes possible. the seven-day forecast calls for the chance of snow friday into saturday morning. it moves out saturday afternoon. sunny skies on sunday. a chance for rain on monday. >> it is not time to sleep just

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>> that is a challenging season in maryland. they included a four-star of -- recruit. = and malik jones next season.

a signing prospect of ray lewis iii. he signed his letter of intent to play college basketball at the university of miami. >> he olive said he was going to go to the university of miami. to see it come true today, or is no greater reward as a father to be there right next to his side. >> it did not take long to turn around the basketball program. the tigers reached the first week of february with a winning record for the first time in 17 years. a lopsided win over delaware. the center taking in the ball

game to the delight of a decent sized crowd. and 36-23 towson. 10 minutes left. working the room, dropping two of the glass. the tigers at 21. and a long three. delaware trying to hang around. tigers sprinting up the court. and three from the corner. and assist and the tigers' delaware running at 85-65. the tigers hold 13-12 for the season. the old guard starts to bout with retirement. donald drivers said goodbye with an announcement of his retirement today at lambeau field. fans on hand.

quite the achievement considering he played on a franchise that has played football in the nfl for 100 years. bradshaw played on the giants under tom coughlin. his salary made him a salary cap liability to the giants. stickle round. tom tasselmyer is next with the forecast.

>> the snow will engulf the northeast but not us. >> we may catch a little bit on the friday night and saturday morning. the big thrust of the storm for tonight and saturday morning will be nyc into boston and new england. that is where snow usually falls. >> next year's super bowl is in new york. keep that in mind. at an outdoor stadium. >> why do they do that? >> it cost $1.50 billion. >> that is all for 11 news tonight. [captioning made possible by constellation energy g

>> jay: hey, bar, that godaddy super bowl commercial you did was great. it was one of my favorites. >> thanks, jay. that's so sweet. >> jay: hey, i'm thinking. any chance we could re-create the ad, you know? >> sure. pucker up.

[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show" band. tonight, jay welcomes -- tim mcgraw! from the godaddy super bowl commercial, supermodel bar refaeli. and "ridiculous 911 calls." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jay: thank you very much! thank you! welcome! welcome to "the tonight show." nice to have -- thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] hey, you know -- here's something you never think about. you know, before the super bowl was played, you know, they make up the super bowl champion jerseys and hats for both teams. they make thousands of them for both teams. so that way, no matter who wins, you know they're ready with stuff to sell. like after the game, the ravens jerseys went on sale. but the jerseys that said 49ers super bowl champions, those are donated to countries in africa and south america. [ laughter ] no, no, they are. no, they give them to people to wear down there. which is good news. 'cause those people are really getting tired of wearing those president romney t-shirts. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] now they have -- now they have

the 49ers -- yeah. yeah. oh, and -- new orleans getting ready for the next big blackout -- mardi gras! yeah, there you go. another blackout. [ cheers and applause ] oh, boy. and you know this was gonna happen. peta, you know, the people for the ethical treatment of animals, are now criticizing beyonce for wearing a leather body suit during her super bowl show. i tell you something, you know, that's why i stopped wearing mine. [ laughter ] no, no. like this weekend, if you come see me in vegas i'm wearing pleather. it's pleather. it's not, it's pleather. >> rickey: that's right. >> jay: so people know that. oh, speaking of clothes. did you see the calvin klein commercial during the super bowl? [ women cheer ] yeah, see, a lot of women are gushing over the guy in that ad. they're just going crazy for this guy. well, they interviewed him about the ad. here's the report. >> the super bowl ad that is getting so much talk is the one for calvin klein's -- specifically the model for the ad and his abs. ♪

>> some say it was the absolute best ad of the super bowl. ♪ he is the new face -- well, okay, the new abs of calvin klein. mr. abs does have a name. he is 21-year-old matthew terry. >> sometimes i don't tell people i'm a model. sometimes they don't believe me. [ laughter ] so when you see me, just tell -- end of conversation. [ applause ] >> jay: man, and there were -- god, there were so many celebrity cameos in those super bowl ads. show the report. here, take a look. >> 50 new commercials ran during the super bowl. many of them featuring cameos from celebrities. psy went gangnam style for pistachios. usher made a brief appearance for mercedes. stevie wonder played a voodoo witch for bud light. and madonna showed up in a a dance club for taco bell. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jay: ugh.

well, this is kind of disturbing. it's being reported that the justice department has concluded that the president can order drone strikes on american citizens. and today, rush limbaugh came out in favor of obamacare. it's the greatest thing since sliced bread! it's fantastic, you gotta sign up. everybody, sign up! [ applause ] and a new study released monday by the center for economic policy and research says that working fewer hours can slow global warming. people working less slows global warming. you know what that means? president obama's economic policy is also his climate change policy. they are one in the same. see, they're one in the same. they are interwoven. [ applause ] well, folks, it's official. the u.s. postal service announced today they are ending saturday delivery of the mail. [ audience groans ] >> rickey: oh, wow. >> jay: now, if you have a a problem, you want to complain

to the post office you can e-mail them at usps.com. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] i think -- and "time" magazine is reporting that since al gore sold his tv network to al jazeera, he is now worth more money than mitt romney. he's worth more than mitt romney, richer than mitt romney. but you know something? mitt romney and al gore both prove one thing. no matter how much money you have, you still can't buy a a personality. [ laughter and applause ] some democrats in congress now trying to change the marijuana laws making it legal so it can be taxed and increase revenue. [ scattered cheers ] really? is that what the government's come down to now? we're selling drugs to pay off our debts? [ laughter ] what is this, the tv show "weeds?" when did uncle sam become scarface? "here's my little friend!" [ light laughter ] well, you know, since marijuana is legal up in washington state they need someone to oversee

the whole marijuana thing up there. a government agency that will specialize in marijuana. well, how slow is that office gonna be? [ laughter ] okay? please. please. well, here's an amazing story we talked about last night. the 500-year-old bones of king richard have been discovered under a parking lot in england. now take a look. they say -- these are bones of king richard. does that look like king richard? doesn't that look more like keith richards? [ laughter ] doesn't it -- does that look? [ applause ] you know, interesting fact. you know, king richard was known as the hunchback king. that's why they found him in a a parking lot. they were using him as a speed bump. [ audience ohs ] i'm just telling you. [ light laughter ] just giving you the facts. [ light laughter ] well, the price of gasoline all-time record high for this time of year here. it's gone up 17 cents a gallon just this week in california. that's unbelievable.

in fact, gas is so expensive, donald trump now car pooling with bill maher. ♪ [ applause ] gas is so expensive, ray lewis is now accusing the oil companies of making a killing. that's how expensive gas is! ♪ [ applause ] the price of gas is so high, senator bob menendez is now hiring hookers just to siphon gasoline. that's how high -- that's how high it is! ♪ [ applause ] terrible. terrible. and here's a story that's gotten a lot of people upset. according to a photo of a a receipt posted on reddit.com, someone claimed to be a pastor left a note to a waitress saying i give god 10%. why do you get 18%? [ audience groans ] i think the answer's very simple. god won't spit in your hamburger the next time you come in. [ laughter and applause ] that's why. that's why. exactly. i love this, look at this. air asia is now offering passengers a chance to sit in designated quiet rows on some

of their flights. seven rows of seats near the middle of the plane will be set aside for passengers who want to enjoy a more quiet, peaceful flight. why is that a special section? shouldn't it be the whole plane? really? how about a section for loud kids, it's called the overhead bin -- just stuff them in. [ laughter and applause ] exactly. ♪ well, according to a new survey 60% of facebook users say they've taken a facebook vacation. that's when you take a break from facebook for a few weeks to do something completely different like, you know, maybe your job. [ laughter ] maybe your job. and radio shack says they're planning to close more than 500 stores around the country by the end of the year. radio shack closing. executives blame the slowdown in the stores on the declining demand for eight-track players. yeah, people not -- [ laughter ] selling as many walkmans, and for some reason -- mcdonald's has added a new item the happy meal menu.

fish mcbites. [ audience groans ] [ light laughter ] okay, how bad is a fish if it's not even good enough to get into the filet o fish sandwich, okay? not good enough now, it's gonna be in the mcbite? what, the mcminnow is that what this is? [ applause ] this is not good. 60 students at harvard university suspended for cheating on their final exam called introduction to congress. the good news, they're now eligible for jobs in congress. so that works. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] well, a new study says that watching a lot tv can lower your sperm count. you know, as opposed to watching the kardashians which just lowers your i.q. this lowers your sperm count, a a whole different thing. and cbs has issued warnings to any celebrities attending the grammys this week not to display too much cleavage or show aroused nipples.

that's what they said. they don't want to see any aroused nipple. [ light laughter ] this is because of that incident last year with simon cowell. you all remember that. so they said no more. that's it, no more. and arnold schwarzenegger's last film did not do well, "the last stand." you know it's amazing. he was the biggest star in hollywood for years. he had it made until he had the maid. then the whole thing -- yeah. [ audience ohs ] [ applause ] well, there's a -- there's a big subway expansion project going on in new york. well, here's the story. >> we have some stunning new pictures to show you right now. this is the part of new york city that most people never see. take a look at this. mta crews are using explosives for the second avenue subway expansion project. grumblings were not only felt in the neighborhood, but also as far away as midtown. [ crashing ] >> and frankly, it's a very important part of my success. [ applause ] >> jay: well, i mentioned -- [ applause ]

i mentioned this story the other night. connecticut police arrested a a 71-year-old woman for prostitution. 71 years old. [ audience groans ] kind of sad. under questioning she admitted she was selling herself to support her thousand dollar a a day bingo habit. very sad. [ laughter ] well, actually, you know how they caught her? this is kind of sad. when she used her life alert, she pressed it and yelled, "help! i've gone down and i can't get up." [ audience ohs ] it's a horrible, horrible story. [ applause ] folks, we'll be right back with "dealing with the public," and tim mcgraw. say hello to rickey minor and "the tonight show" band. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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the covers of hundreds of magazines across the world, she just starred in one of the most talked about super bowl commercials ever. the kiss seen around the globe. [ laughter ] supermodel bar refaeli. refaeli is here. she will join us as well. all right. [ cheers and applause ] all right. tomorrow night, we've got academy award nominee, amy adams. she'll play lois lane in the next superman movie. find out about that. and on friday, seth macfarlane gonna come by. he's hosting the oscars. so it'll fun to talk to him. also -- [ cheers and applause ] on friday the 8th, i will be performing at the mirage hotel and casino in vegas. so if you're there on friday come by and say hello. folks, it is time to check in on our latest collection of real 911 phone calls, police dash cam videos and security camera footage in the latest installment of "dealing with the public." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: our first 911 call is from eaton county, michigan. the operator was very patient,

very patient, with this caller. take a listen. >> eaton county 911. >> oh, no we don't have an emergency. i just want to see how you are doing. >> you just want to see how we are doing? >> yeah. do you got any bad guys 'cause i don't know if you have -- >> you don't know if we have what here? >> no, do you have a cage to put prisoners in? >> no. this is a 911 center. you only call 911 when someone is in danger. is your mom or dad home? >> yeah. >> can i talk to one of them? >> they are too busy. [ dial tone ] [ laughter and applause ] >> jay: see i know. see, i love that. the kid knows he's doing something wrong. can i talk to your mom and dad? they are too busy. click. exactly. now this next one, this is a a security camera footage from inside electronics -- an electronics store. these two guys are trying to knock off an electronics store and steal some dvd players. watch what happens here.

there they are breaking in. okay. grab the dvd players. they are really thinking here. and what happens? [ audience oohs ] oh! here you go. see that tv does cause brain damage. right there you saw it. [ laughter ] you know now -- [ cheers and applause ] people typically call 911 in the case of a life or death situation. and this is a death situation. >> 911. what's your emergency? >> my chia pet died. >> your what? >> my chia pet died. >> your what died? >> my chia pet died. >> okay. >> i bought it off the internet and they told me to call this number. >> okay. well you called 911. so there's not a thing we can do about your chia pet. i'm sorry. >> well do you have a phone number i can dial to see about it? >> i do not have a phone number for the chia pet company. no, sorry. [ dial tone ] >> jay: i mean --

[ applause ] what was she -- it was dead. you can't fix it. did he want it to go to the emergency room? >> rickey: yeah. >> jay: well, here's some more security camera footage. this is an example of bad things happening in threes. this involves automatic gates and automobiles. okay, watch this first lady. okay. now -- puts the thing in there. straighten your wheel out before you go forward. remember to straighten your wheel before you go forward. remember to straighten your wheel. [ audience oohs ] hit it gain -- hit it like four more times. here you go. look at this woman. waves her key. okay, okay. doesn't quite open fast enough. oh. but i like how she fixes it here. watch what she does. she backs up. waves the key again. that doesn't work. well, here let me do this. here you go -- i will just -- move this out of the way. la, la, la. oh, it's not my fault. there you go. [ light laughter ] just break it even more -- there you go. there you go. no problem. no problem. no problem. [ applause ] yeah.

>> rickey: yeah. >> jay: okay. now, watch this here. go, la, la, la. here comes the bus. bang! [ audience oohs ] thank you very much. let's post that last one -- let's put that as a gif on youtube. put that on loops lets see. can we loop that? how's it look? there you go. boom. there you go. [ audience oohs ] just keeps happening to this guy. [ applause ] okay. i love this next one. this 911 call in seattle was a a result of a prank gone wrong. a young girl, a huge justin bieber fan. she bought -- actually, this is the life-sized cutout she bought of justin bieber. oh, who wouldn't want to have this? really, now. she puts it in the living room of her house to surprise her dad when he got home. okay? oh, oh. dad, dad was surprised. yeah. take a listen. >> okay, this is your house, sir? >> yes. >> okay. and somebody's inside or outside the house? >> they are in the house. >> okay. how do you know that? >> i'm looking at him. >> okay, are you armed?

>> no -- if i could get in my house i would be. >> is the person inside male or female? >> male. >> and the male that's inside he is white or black, asian, hispanic? >> white. >> how old is he? >> late teens, early twenties. >> okay, a height and weight on him? >> maybe six feet, 170. >> do you know how he got inside? >> i have no idea 'cause my alarm should have gone off and it didn't. >> where were you at when this happened? >> you know, ma'am, i'm just standing in my road out in front. i walked into my house and unlocked the door. i opened the door and this kid is just standing in my living room looking at me. his got hands up on his hood like he's got a hoddie on. and he's literally has not moved a lick. >> jay: we will be right back with tim mcgraw right after this. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] the machines are on the move. they're curious. because they've heard that there are new machines --

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