anti-social behavior. madonna, she's banned, until she apologizes. >> next, bringing your dvd player tomorrow, the heat. the comedy that made over $200 million stars sandra bullock as an uptight agent and kathy mccarthy. they work together to take down a brutal russian kingpin, these two sisters might get along. >> and netflix is on a roll. orange is the new block. house of cards. now they have one question. this thing on? the digital streaming giant is getting into the stand-up comedy business with notorious premiering tonight and starring comedian russell peters. maybe youent to know his name, but thanks to his massive youtube following, he sells out arenas across the country.

netflix also premieres a four-part docu series called the tour with russell peters versus the world. peter stops by "the list" while shooting the series and look, we made the cut. >> what is your number one favorite joke to tell? >> i don't have a favorite joke to tell. i like going off the top of my head. so basically what happens in that moment is my favorite thing to do. >> poll culture, hotter than us putting ourselves on the hot list, on "the hot list." >> some entertainment comes from places you least expect it. like the friendly skies. conor knighton takes a look at the most ridiculous inflight safety videos. conor, what's the deal? >> history's most iconic speeches have some memorable lines. four score and seven years ago. i have a dream. please make sure your seat backs and folding trays are in the full upright position. i know that inflight safety speech by heart.

it can get a little routine. to help passengers pay attention, airliners are spicing up the videos. air new zealand just released a new video with betty white. >> so this is safety old school style. >> it is what you would expect. betty white and senior citizens making old people jokes. and sexual references. >> and in the overhead, creates a bit of heat. >> at least you're paying attention for four minutes. air zae land has the quirky videos, they have done clips with bear grills. >> they recommend you keep your seatbelt on through the flight. >> hobbit? >> i appreciate it. >> richard simmons. >> stretch and slide. yeah. >> while the kiwis may be the whackiest, domestic airlines have their videos as well. in 2008, this little finger wag is not alone.

c kathleen stardom. delta upped the event. there are juke boxes. accordians and delta lena makes the airlines. they use cuticlorfu virgin america had whoopie goldberg. this is smart marketing. whoever thought people would watch inflight safety videos on the ground. a new way of imparting the same old information is a welcome change. tug i i is n your first flight, then you probably want tips that might help save your life. >> and bright movies? >> hocus-pocus. >> some don't have big budgets

but many of our scary movies were shot on a shoe string. >> we have the list of the biggest horror movie underdogs on the break down. >> the carrie remakes opens this friday. big stars, huge following, and big scares. but will it be a big hit at the box office? you would be surprised to know some of the biggest horror films weren't actually made under big studios. >> trifecta of successful independent low budget movie sets made a big mainstream flash where paranormal activity, blair witch project, and of course the saw series. >> made for next to nothing in hollywood standard, but add huge following and big ticket sales. >> it needs a huge internet following. it will renovate a small indy film into main strain. >> first successful underdog? "blair witch project." made in eight days for $22,000

and turn that into $240 million. >> i'm scared to close my eyes. >> next, paranormal activity. actors paid just $500 for their work on the original film. now paranormal activity, 1 through 4, made $700 million worldwide. another installment is set for next year. blast in "saw" movies, filmed in 18 days with no rehearsal. director didn't even take a paycheck. next, $780 million, the most successful film horror franchise ever. >> you don't need a big budget to make something scary. >> simply said, you don't need a lot of fancy stuff, either. did you hear that? >> did we get you? >> break through thrillers at the box office on the break down. >> a few things are as terrifying as watching people rap who should not. but sometimes a person you would

never expect does it exceptionally well. so, i'm watching a british talk show the other night. sandra bullock is on. and this happens. >> i need some beats. give me some beats, yo. hip-hop, and to the hip, hip-hopining with don't stop, bang, bang to the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie to beat. i am wonder mic and i'd like to say hello. to the black to the white, the gray and the -- bang, bang. >> free recipes. one hungry guy. >> these are good. >> we are whipping up stuff so good, you won't believe how simple it is to make. next on "the list." they creep and they crawl. rolling stones list of the best zombie movie ever. number four, animator.

number three, "dawn of the dead" 2004. snub two, "dawn of the dead" 1978. ♪

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♪ i finally found the right snack ♪ 1978. number one, "night of the living dead." bsnub two, "dawn of the d" 1978. number one, "night of the living dead." ersnub two, "dawn of the dead" 1978. number one, "night of the living dead." nub two, "dawn of the dead" 1978. number one, "night of the living dead." ub two, "dawn of the dead" 1978. number one, "night of the living dead." b two, "dawn of the dead" 1978. number one, "night of the living dead." two, "dawn of the dead" 1978. number one, "night of the living dead." the "the list" is on-line. ex exclusive stories. hottest viral videos. get caught up and clued in on thelistshow.tv. >> i'm matt gallant. let's get cooking. when i look at a recipe, it looks like the assembly to an ikea bunk bed. check out our list of two-ingredient recipes. >> you make it sound so doable. >> my favorite two-ingredient recipes are cheese and crackers and peanut butter and jelly. but chef you have some amazing two-ingredient recipes to share with us. >> we are kicking it up a notch.

number two, onion almond dip. if you love hummus, this is perfect. blend it in the blender. >> it looks like a protein shake. >> a little bit. this goes into the refrigerator for at least 30 minutes. so simple. i like to dip it in just a couple of pretzels. >> this is low fat and tasty. >> yes. >> if you have the proper technique and fresh ingredients. two ingredients is all you need. number two, pizza dough. tart, combined with self-rising flour. put it on the downer andit out. fresh cherry tomatoes. fresh mozzarella. hot oven. fresh basil. perfect margarita pizza. >> really good. >> number three, flourless nutella cake. whip your egg whites and yolks. stir the batter but don't be

vigorous. very liberally spray this pan. every drip. pop this on the rack. take it out. let it set up for 30 minutes. then we can dig in. >> you know what this is? >> what's that, man? >> magically delicious. >> thank you, matt. from birthdays to baby showers, we celebrate our lives with parties. but erin christie found a party that could save your life. >> we've always been to a party that's a little awkward. but taking the discomfort out of getting a mammogram is exactly what this party is all about. >> i party. >> no. no, you don't. >> you can go with a few other people. make it more fun. >> carolyn estes put together her own little mammo and get-together when the doctor said she hadn't had a visit in four years. >> time flies when you're having a good time. >> she and her friends jokingly call it getting smashed. the idea is part after growing nationwide trend that started

because so many people dread exactly that. >> most women are terrified of this machine because of the compression. >> too bad. again this is my fit. >> surprisingly, doctor are cautious of the fiesta frenzy. advice, ask your doctor if now is the time. if it's not too early, get cerocty cmends testing start at age of 40. >> what do you think of this idea of mammogram parties? these ladies did it on their own but some doctor's offices are kind of coordinating to lure more women into getting a mammogram. >> we encourage it. get a sister and get on track with it. do it together. that way you always remember it. >> for women putting off the appointment, these women will disspell all the myths. >> i smashed my finger in a ridge freighter door. and it hurt a whole lot more than that. >> and an excuse to have a girls' night out. looks like the start after new tradition. >> i can't believe i went on the four-year plan.

i will never do that again. >> we will have to do this every year. >> for "the list," i'm erin christie. >> thanks, erin. we sifted through hundreds of great jokes and kept only the best. punch lines in the news. >> president obama's approval rating is down to 37%. oh, time to kill ben laden again. >> jonas brothers cancelled their upcoming tour. but the good news is, the jonas brothers cancelled their upcoming tour. >> christopher columbus's ship lacked proper sanitation, thus making them the first carnival cruise ship. >> first of all, he thought he was coming to india. secondly, what did he discover? there were already people here. like crashing your car through the door after starbucks and saying you discovered coffee. >> a new restaurant here in new

york that doesn't let customers talk to each other during their meals. yeah. when he heard that, obama and republicans were like, table for 200, please. >> sugar and spice and everything fall. here is a list of foods you crave the most this season. pumpkin. apple cider. ginger snaps. chili. why choose land o' lakes butter in half sticks?

it's pre-measured. fresh tasting. and it's only from land o' lakes. too small. too soft. too tasty. [ both laugh ] [ male announcer ] introducing progresso's new creamy alfredo soup. inspired by perfection. [ female announcer ] at 100 calories, not all food choices add up. some are giant. some not so giant.

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nicki mayo has the lowdown on the potential shutdown of the series around baltimore. >> reporter: at number one,

this could be the last season for house of cards. based on some comments made by a co executive producer at the vancouver international film festival over the weekend. >> 3, 2, 1. >> reporter: the show was scheduled for 267 episodes. two seasons. however, no one expected the possible lairty. so renegotiating contracts could get interesting. >> reporter: maybe the cast and crew are waiting until the real government goes back to work. hopefully, it will be sooner. either way, the season ii premiere begins airing next february on netflix. at number two -- ♪ hard rock cafe baltimore is raising breast cancer awareness in an eneffort to make you think pink. >> hard rock intersparbl, we

have a pink t-shirt, scarf, tote bag, all of those items that will benefit self-breast cancer charities. >> reporter: the restaurant chain will be selling items for the rest of the month. sure, lacrosse is one of maryland's sports. a website names each team's popularity. [inaudible] >> slam dunk in indiana and now you are caught up and glued into what's happening around baltimore. i'm nicki mayo. somebody tell the dogs, they are not babies. >> then don't hire these guys to barb your -- to wash your car -- next on the list.

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colors at different temperatures. think of its is a mood ring for cars. but it looks more like you are spilling oil over your car. lastly, doggie due duet -- doggie duet. ♪ >> kept pretty good rhythm, too. freestyling fido on the viral list. that dog was good. >> he was. >> but -- ♪ >> you are as good as that poodle. in your face, poodle. thank you for watching. here's what we're working on for tomorrow. >> zero calories, low fat, words that sound sweet. don't be deceived. so-called healthy foods that you should toss in the trash

tomorrow on the list. tomorrow on "the list." [ cheers and applause ] yes, hello, everybody. you don't even to brush your teeth to win $50,000. here's what we talked about. web jams, they are hoping to play. let's see what we've got today. first up, he's from cleveland, ohio, it's archie. from capistrano, california, it's amanda. from arizona -- welcome to the program, everybody. this is how it works. it's very, very simple. we ask america their opinions on all kinds of crazy topics. all you have to do is correctly guess the results of those polls and then you could win $50,000.

[ cheers and applause ] sound good? >> yes, yes! right here. >> all right. this first question is worth $100. the two possible answers are drunk twister or dirty word scrabble. the question is, which of these games did married people in their 30 say they'd be most interested in playing with another couple? drunk twister or dirty word scrabble? all right. from san juan capistrano, hello. tell me about yourself. >> hi, i'm a triathlete. this is my workout center. i'm a triple threat. i bike, i swim, i run, i do it all. >> fantastic.he i guess that's a biking room and you can jog in place. do you do laps in the bathtub at home? >> no, it's right behind me.

i swim in the ocean. >> what would you with 50 grand? >> oh, the 50 grand, i'm going to go do an ironman in europe or in hawaii. i want to compete all over the world. >> all right. is it drunk twister or dirty word scrabble? for $100, the correct answer with 63% of the vote -- dirty word scrabble. charisse, you got it. 100 bucks. it's very early. the next question is worth 200 bucks. two possible answers are -- finish i want and walk away. or brew a new pot. the question is what does office workers say they're most likely to do if there's only a small amount of coffee left in the break room pot? do they finish it and walk away or brew a new pot? all right, playing for my favorite spot, what's your

story, man? >> i do some bar tending and a friend of mine recently opened a bar here in phoenix. i'm here for luck at safety's. i'm ready to make anyone a dream if i win. >> what would you do with 50,000? >> i would most likely go on a cruise ship, try and find some 8 -- 80s band and go to greece. i'd do whatever i'd want with the money. >> that's a world tour. let's get you some cash here. go to flip those cards. is it finish it or brew a new pot? two for brew a new pot. the correct answer with 75% of the vote is brew a new pot. shannon, you got it. tied, 200 bucks apiece. next question is worth 300 bucks. we've got an emoticon or a curse word. the question is, single women

said they'd be most turned off by a guy who used what in a text message? is it an emoticon or curse word? let's go to florida to say hello to miss amanda. how are you? >> hi! >> what goes on in lake land? >> not a whole lot, but i can tell you i'm a wedding invitation designer. i help make every bride's special day by making programs and actually, kevin, i may save the day for you to give me 50 grand. >> well, that's far less commitment than i was expecting. i can do that, amanda. that's perfect. good luck to you. for 300 bucks, flip the cards. what turns off the singlewomen? let's see if archie gets some cash. for 300 bucks, 67% of the vote --