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good defensive play by the owls. jason hughes comes up with the steal, and he takes it all the way in and scores. then drew simering scores inside, plus the foul. but how about another 3 from the generals. same spot, this time its sophomore chase patterson that drains it. john stark wins on the road, 72-59. coach belichick showed up with a black eye to gillette stadium today but did not say how he got it. all he would say is, i think i' ll live. the players say they don' t even know how he got it. meantime, we are 4 days away from pats first playoff game they host the red hot kansas city chiefs on saturday afternoon. the chiefs have won 11 straight games. this from the nfl tonight, they' ve approve the relocation of the rams and the chargers to l.a.. the rams will start playing in l.a. next year. charger still have some work to do but definitely the rams are going to l.a.. tom: still to come on news 9
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saturday' s powerball drawing. shelley: but a few came very close and we' ll introduce you to
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you got people working incredibly long hours. median family income today -- $4,000 less than it was in 1999. the bottom line of this economy is that it is rigged. what this campaign is about is to demand that we create an economy that works for all of us rather than a handful of billionaires. if you work 40 hours a week in america, you should not live in poverty. i'm bernie sanders,
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tom: can you imagine being just one number away from winning the powerball jackpot? that' s how two people from nashua feel. shelley: here are steve terruso and bonnie griffin at new hampshire lottery headquarters. they won $50,000 in saturday' s drawing for picking 4 of the 5 correct numbers, and the powerball. just one number away from it all. they say this was not a quick pick and that it came at a good time. they' ll use the prize money to pay for oil, and other bills. five tickets holders in new hampshire won the 50,000 dollar prize in the last drawing. one number away. tom: for little bit more snow tonight, but most of it is gone. mike: every several little bit of extra time, then a windy day tomorrow. shelley: thanks for joining us for news9 tonight at 11:00. tom: jimmy kimmel live is next, followed by night line. have a good night. cordes:
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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's " jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, david duchovny and gillian anderson. from " room," jacob tremblay. plus music from leon bridges with cleto and the cletones. and now, while we're at it, here's jimmy kimmel!
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>> jimmy: thank you. thank you for watching. thanks for all of you for coming. thank you for taking time out of your powerball tickets schedule. how many of you bought powerball tickets? one, two, three, four -- actually, i don't need to count you all, i'll add it up later. this powerball drawing is tomorrow night. is pot is up to $1.5 billion. a record, almost trip the previous jackpot. to put that in perspective, $1.5 billion is almost half of oprah. a lot of money. obviously people are fired up. did you buy any powerball tickets, guillermo? >> guillermo: $80. >> jimmy: that's four powerball
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>> jimmy: will you quit you job if you win? >> guillermo: no, no, never. >> jimmy: that's lying. you got to watch it right there. this is something that's been going around social media. more than a million people shared this with their friends. powerball, $1.3 billion divided by population, $300 million, everyone receives $4.33 million, poverty solved, which would be great except for the fact if you split 1.3 $1.3 million, we get about $4.09 apiece, which is just enough to buy two more powerball tickets. assuming those tickets are winners, yes, poverty solved. we should use all that money from the lotto to teach people how to do math. of course if you really want to win the folks at fox news have a strategy that you might not have thought of. that is, buy as many tickets as you can afford. it's simple. i don't know why i didn't think of that.
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winning the lottery are not very good. for some reason our local and cable news channels are obsessed with reminding this of this. >> you know the odds of having a winning ticket are slim. 1 in 293 million. you've got a better chance of flipping a quarter 25 times and getting heads every time. >> you have a better chance of being a movie star than you have of winning the powerball jackpot. >> you have a better chance of dating a supermodel. >> you have a better chance of hitting a hole in one in two consecutivele golf holes. >> the odds rf becoming an astronaut are better. >> roughly 25 times more likely to become president of the united states. >> to be killed by a vending machine. >> being hurt by a toilet. >> conceived quadruplets naturally. >> replace your gps with a monkey, your chances of reaching your destination are better with the monkey than winning the powerball jackpot. >> you're more likely to be canonized as saint.
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bus at the exact -- >> jimmy: well -- [ applause ] if i win the powerball, if you win the powerball, we're getting up with of those gps monkeys because i would like that. while we're on the subject of winning the lottery, jerry hall, actress and former model with mick jagger for a long time, four kids together, is engaged to multibillionaire rupert murdoch. there they are at the golden globes globes. she's 59. he's 84. she's got the something old taken care of. according to a murdoch family spokesperson -- by the way, one way to know you have too much money is if you have a family spokesperson. they have, quote, loved these past months together and are thrilled to be getting married and excited about their future. the future, he's 84. there's no future.
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he will be lucky if he makes it neymoon. are we 100% sure he didn't say e ry me? when the priest says will you take the man to be your lawfully wedded husband, the only thing she will say is thrilled. oh, hi, can't wait to meet her. there's a village in upstate new york that just had a vote on whether or not to keep their unusual town seal. >> the people of whitesboro overwhelmingly voted to keep a seal that opponents say shows a white man choking a native american. historian says the seal has been a stamp within the community in some form or another since the 1880s actually depicts a friendly wrestling match between village founder hugh wright and native american. >> i didn't realize it was a
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where the winner gets all the land and the loser gets smallpox, right? this is an interesting time to be white, it really is. this is real. this is a website now, dating website specifically for quack indication caucasian singles. i thought we already had a place where white people meet. isn't that "the bachelor"? user groups. ultimate frisbee. that is about as white as it gets, i guess. the founder of the site says that neither he nor his sites are at all racist. his goal is to, quote, to connect like-minded people in a nondiscriminatory fashion. i'm not sure he has the discriminatory. according to t site anyone can join. you don't have to be white to guess. are white people having trouble
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hardware, gispacho. >> downton [ bleep ] abbey. >> subarus. >> the not racist dating site exclusively for white people. >> where white people meet. >> white on! [ applause ] >> jimmy: tonight before a joint session of congress president obama delivered his seventh and final state of the union address. in this one he tried to focus on the posz itive. for example, he's positive nothing he proposes will get done over the next year. republicans control both houses so it's going to be very difficult for the president to pass any new legislation. the only bill more unpopular than a bill from president obama right now is a bill cosby. i'm starting to wonder -- [ applause ] the first ever state of the union address given by our first president george washington,
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there's a lot of history there. it's an important part of american politics. we should all pay attention. of course we don't so this afternoon we went out on the street and asked people what they thought of the state of the union address before it happened. and as usual, many people had many thoughts in tonight's state of the unioned addition of "lie witness news." >> did you see president obama's state of the union last night? >> yes, i did. yes, i did. >> who were you watching it with? >> i was watching it by myself on facebook. i saw some of the highlights from it. >> were you shocked when he let out that belch? >> yes, i did. yes, i did. i thought that, you know, he could have not done it. and decenciwise. >> what did you think about president obama's state of the union last night? sxwli thought he did a very good job. >> what did you like about it in particular? >> just, you know, i just -- everything that he said. i think, you know, made everybody feel really good about, you know, where the
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good about him. >> did you like it when he sat on the podium cross-legged. >> yeah. that was great. yes. that was really cool. obviously fake cigarette. was that fun? >> yeah, it was fun. >> what about when he lit the cigarette at the end and winked to the camera and said, michelle, i'll see you upstairs. what did you think about that? >> i didn't think anything of it. i just had to read into it really much but i thought he funny. he was being, you know, i guess he has a sense of humor. >> what did you think about the moment during the state of the union when president obama stopped talking and did a harmonica solo, were you moved? >> i thought it was ludicrous. not anyway a president should act. that he should be held to a higher state of decorum than that. i'm embarrassed by the fact that he's our president. >> who were you watching the state of the union with? >> just us. we were in a hotel room.
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union last night? >> i was with my friends and watching the news. >> and where were you guys? >> we were at our apartment in downtown los angeles. >> fictional apartment? >> yeah, yeah. >> does it impress you that he was so honest. >> i think he was one of the only presidents in history that can say that. virtue for you? >> i think honesty is the most important virtue for me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are going to take a break. when we come back i inhave it you to be part of my threesome with mulder and skully from "the
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. >> jimmy: back to the show. we have music from leon bridges and from the movie" room," 9-year-old jacob tremblay is here. mulder and scully returns to fox in a six episode series of later this month. for me it's up with of my personal all-time favorite shows. of course i was excited went i heard it was coming back. i was even whole excited when the creator chris carter invited me to be a part of it.
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>> if we're lucky. >> oh, my god. the government's been hiding this the whole time. >> i knew we would find it. we just have to keep looking. >> hey, guys. what's up? it's dark in here. >> wow. what a dump. >> is this what i think it is? gross. >> who are you? >> i'm agent keith. i'm your new partner. they figured since you guys have been away for a while you might need help getting back in the swing of things. >> i'm sorry. we've been doing this a long time.
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>> uh-huh. >> damn it. >> do you have a pay phone in here? >> use this. >> what is that? >> a smartphone. you use it to call, text, gps, snapchat, tinder, whatever. >> we can't let them trace us here. >> i had 18 months before i can upgrade that. what's wrong with you? people can find anybody anywhere all the time now. haven't you ever heard of the internet? >> the internet. >> the internet. >> they're not going to shut us down this time. the whole world is going to know.
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[ applause ] >> hey, maybe we need a floppy to do that. >> mulder, put the floppy down. put it down. this isn't the '90s anymore. we've moved on. >> why? >> it was a great decade. >> why would we do that? >> it was a great decade. >> great music. hootie. >> the blowfish. >> beanie babies. >> pogs. >> everybody loves pogs. >> not anymore. we've moved on. >> do people still like us? >> you guys? oh, yeah, of course. we loved you then and we love you now.
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be a bad idea, like a really, really bad idea that makes everyone hate you, you'll still always have the '90s. also, you two should have sex. >> what? >> you should. it's been like 23 years. everybody knows. >> no, that's not what -- no. >> it is what. and it's time to do it already. [ cheers and applause ] >> guys, guys, maybe you can have sex later. >> [ bleep ]. [ applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the show we have music from leon bridges. from the movie " room," 9-year-old jacob tremblay is here. and we'll be right back with dave duchovny and
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you got people working median family income today -- $4,000 less than it was in 1999. the bottom line of this economy is that it is rigged. what this campaign is about an economy that works for all of us rather than a handful of billionaires. if you work 40 hours a week in america, you should not live in poverty. i'm bernie sanders,
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>> jimmy: we're back with the show. tonight, from the critically-acclaimed movie "room," in fact, it won a golden globe," jacob tremblay is here. he was really great in that. then, a very talented gentleman from fort worth, texas. i love this guy. this is his grammy-nominated album called " coming home,"
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samsung outdoor stage. tomorrow night, chloe grace moretz, from the new show " colony," josh holloway will join us, and we'll have music from dj khaled with future. and thursday, leslie mann, ariana grande, and music from charlie puth. so join us then. [ applause ] >> jimmy: 23 years ago our first guests first formed the classic tv duo mulder and scully, and ignited a sci-fi sexual tension the likes of which had not been seen since kirk met spock. " the x-files" returns to fox sunday, january 24th. please welcome david duchovny & gillian anderson. [ applause ] glad to have you back here. how exciting for the two of you to finally -- to be able to act with me. really -- >> i've been looking for it all my life.
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one thing that did not appear in the thing we shot today is you had a red wig on and it came out during the sex scene. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i didn't realize, david, that you had a wig on. i didn't realize. >> you didn't know i had a wig on? >> jimmy: no. >> you just thought i had this big frank steinian head. >> jimmy: i thought maybe you grew it out. i didn't realize you had a wig on. >> what the -- >> jimmy: i didn't realize i'm wearing a wig right now. no, i really didn't realize it. >> do you have an outtake from the whole repositioning of the wig? >> jimmy: it was so dark we couldn't see it. >> it looked like my head was falling off. >> jimmy: it was funny. did you always wear a wig? >> no, i used to be red. >> jimmy: was your hair naturally red or dyed it for the part? >> for the part. >> is this an infomercial? >> jimmy: it could segue into that, it's possible. >> me, i don't believe i've ever worn a wig and i've never been red. >> jimmy: i think that would be a cute color for you.
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started on the show? have you known each other previously at all? >> never. >> no, we met in the anti-room before going in to read. you don't like that room? >> foyer. >> lobby. >> hallway? >> we met in a hallway. >> jimmy: i've never heard anti-room. i don't know that one yet. >> i don't know where the hell that came from. >> jimmy: make your aunt. >> can we start over? >> we met in the anti-room and we were there. and one of us asked the other to just run the lines. >> you asked me if i wanted to run the lines. >> jimmy: did you sense at that time that you had some kind of a chemistry? >> no. >> no. >> jimmy: you did not, no, no. did anything strange happen at the audition or standard -- after the anti-room? >> yes. in the audition? uh, i don't think so. >> no, nothing happened. >> jimmy: who did you audition
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>> fox mulder. >> jimmy: you know damn well what i meant. >> it was a tiny, tiny room. like 50 network people. >> the room was huge. >> the room we auditioned in was teeny-weeny. >> all the fox suits were there. >> they're on chairs like two feet away from us. >> they want to hate you. they just want to -- they want to hate you. they did hate most of us. >> they hated me mostly. >> jimmy: did they really hate you? >> no. >> jimmy: but they hired you. >> they hired me because i think chris pressured them a bit into hiring me. they didn't want me to be cast and then the next time i was called back for network they had flown in all of these other actresses that i had been used to auditions with in new york. >> and i refused to read with them. >> jimmy: is that right? >> no. >> no. >> but women that i knew -- women that i knew who were suddenly now obviously i wasn't good enough and so -- >> jimmy: boy, it really is tough, this whole thing. isn't it? >> yeah.
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>> jimmy: is it my imagination or did you guys while you were shooting the show -- today i was surprised how friend lu ly you guys were and are. i was under the impression that you guys didn't like each other. >> friendly to each other? >> jimmy: yes, very friendly to each other. >> you made us like have sex. >> jimmy: i'm talking about off camera. there. >> there is. >> no. >> jimmy: okay. so that i do remember that correctly. there were like some rough patch snes. >> sure. >> issues. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what would you guys -- what was it that -- if you had to pick one thing, was it like taking a long time to get ready? was it -- david and his anti-room nonsense that he keeps saying? what was it that rubbed you the wrong way about each other? >> well, i wondered this for a long time. and i think part of it -- you
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it's very moist in vancouver. >> jimmy: it was the humidity? was it chafing? >> it's very moist in the anti-room. >> jimmy: see why mean though? these are people that get along. these two people that i'm looking at right here. >> go on. >> i was going to say when my hair gets -- >> jimmy: your face is getting -- your face is now redder than your hair. >> i know. i'm sorry. >> let me just say i have no idea where it's going. >> jimmy: i don't either. >> it's kind of fun. >> jimmy: right. we're on a ride here. >> i just got to get it out. okay. >> i would finish the story if i had any idea what you were talking about.
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but i don't. >> oh, for god's sake. okay. i can't do it. >> jimmy: i feel like we've really hit on something. this is wonderful. >> it was all my fault. i'm so sorry. >> jimmy: what the hell went on between you two? i mean -- >> you know i know it's gone on for a while but i would like to know where the moistness -- >> jimmy: where did the moistness come from? is it just the hair? >> yes, my hair gets very frizzy. >> that's what it was! >> it takes forever. between every single take, they would have to stand there and blow dry my hair again and things take a long time. >> i got p irk ssed at that? >> i think it added to the tension to the fact that i took so long. is that anything to do with it?
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an [ bleep ]. [ applause ] >> jimmy: why don't we take a break and regroup. and when we come back we've got mulder and scully here. gillian anderson and david duchovny. we'll be right back. [ applause ] hello, nice to meet you. melda. i'm john. we invited you here today to get your honest opinion about this new car. to keep things unbiased, we removed all the badging and logos. so, what do you think it is? i would say lexus. maybe acura. feels like a bmw. let's look at the interior. reminds me of the inside of my friend's lexus. so, this car supports apple carplay siri, open maps. nice. wow. she gets me. someone really took their time laying this out. yeah. this car also has teen driver technology. it even mutes the radio until the seatbelts are buckled. wow. my husband could use that. i'm very curious what it is. what price range would you put this car in? fifty to sixty-five. the eighty-thousand dollar bracket. well, what if i told you
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mulder. >> nothing to worry about. i'm taking good care of myself. >> it's good for you to get out of that little house every once in a while. >> certainly looks good for you. >> i'm always happy to see you. >> and i'm always happy to find a reason. >> that is gillian anderson and david duchovny on "the x-files." [ applause ] >> you cut the clip a little short because after that i said you frizzy haired bitch. [ applause ] >> jimmy: whose idea was it to put this all together again? was it your idea? >> wasn't your idea? >> jimmy: it was my idea but it was like 12 years ago and nobody listened.
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we had to make sure. >> it wasn't my idea. >> it wasn't gillian's idea. we had to make sure everybody was onboard and could do it at the same time. >> jimmy: was it strange getting back into those characters? was it easy? >> it wasn't as easy as i expected it to be. >> jimmy: really? why? >> i think because i've been working really hard to get away from her as much as possible. and so i think it took me a while to find her again. also, i was trying to find the old version of her, not the aged version of her. >> jimmy: you have to think about that. >> yeah. yes. >> jimmy: not in the same place that they were when you left them. >> no. >> jimmy: these are the important things that actors have to think about because no one does at home. >> no. >> did you discover that today? >> jimmy: i discovered it right this moment actually. >> you didn't know we were wearing wigs or anything. >> jimmy: i would not make a good fbi agent for real. observant is not among my best qualities. it was a lot of fun because i really love the show.
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are back. episodes. i wish it was a whole thing all the time. why is the show going to be on at 10:00 eastern, 7:00 pacific? is that because of the football game? did you know that? >> is that true? >> jimmy: yes, it is true. >> you're asking us? >> probably football. that would be my guess. >> jimmy: we're going get football. one of the many mysteries. >> maybe we should have done the pre-interview. >> jimmy: is it going to be -- will we have -- will we have monsters on the show? >> hell, yeah. >> yes. >> jimmy: you will? >> yes. >> jimmy: you're going do the monster of the week thing? i loved that. >> a few times. we've got a couple monsters of the week. >> we do? monsters of the week? >> you asking me or do you know? >> i'm agreeing with you. >> we have a couple. we have a couple of mythology. >> jimmy: what was your favorite of all the monsters and which one was your least favorite? >> of all time?
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>> well, i liked the pooh man. he was my least favorite. >> you forgot that he was your least favorite? >> yeah. and -- >> your least favorite? >> yes, because our -- michael watkins who is directing it, he had told me -- because we had never seen him. right? do you know the story? you're laughing already, which i love. it's fantastic. i feel like i don't have to even finish. he said it's going to be -- it's horrific. this thing. it's made up of everybody's repressed desires and things that they can't face. it's taken the form in the sewer of all the poo and it's -- and it's mean and it wants to -- >> he didn't give me that note about the monster. he gave me something else entirely. >> well, no. the poo man wasn't ready because he was still in makeup, right? so we had to react to a punch of tennis balls on a stand. and he was saying, it's worse than that. it's worse, it's worse, it's worse approximately worse.
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it's embarrassing because it's tennis balls. and then the guy comes out and it's not my line and you'll have to bleep me but the director came up and said, i apologize because he doesn't look very scary. he looks like the guy [ bleep ] mrs. buttersworth. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that would be mr. buttersworth. >> yes. >> what would that look like? >> she's the maple syrup bottle. >> i know that. >> he looked like a big maple syrup bottle. >> jimmy: i'm glad you guys are back together. [ applause ] >> jimmy: we don't know what time the show is going to be on why but we think it's 10:00 on the east coast and 7:00 pacific january 24th on fox. david duchovny and gillian anderson. thank you for being here.
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is the economy rigged? well, the 15 richest americans acquired more wealth in two years than the bottom 100 million people combined. i'm bernie sanders, and i approve this message. my plan -- make wall street banks and the ultra-rich pay their fair share of taxes, provide living wages for working people, ensure equal pay for women. the middle class will continue to disappear unless we level the playing field. with your help, as president, we will. >> jimmy: welcome back.
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bridges. our next guest gave one of the most acclaimed movie performances of last year, even though he's only 9 years old. he co-stars in the golden globe-winning movie " room." please welcome jacob tremblay. [ applause ] >> jimmy: well, jacob, first of all, you look very handsome. >> thanks. >> jimmy: do you wear a suit a lot? >> no. now, i do. >> jimmy: now you do. >> i usually wear a t-shirt and jeans but now it's every day. >> jimmy: every day. you're still technically a kid, right? i mean, you're not a tiny adult. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. are you having fun with all this? is this exciting for you? >> yes, it's exciting. i'm a big fan of your show. i literally watch it every time. >> jimmy: you do? oh, wow, thank you. thank you. well, do you know about the poo man? never mind.
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the movie. how did you become an actor in the first place? [ applause ] that's them confirm that you did do a good job in the movie. is acting something that you always wanted to do? >> acting was something that i wanted to do since i was 5 because when i was 5 that's when i first did my first movie "smurfs 2." my parents asked me if i wanted to do more and i said yes. >> jimmy: you auditioned for this. your sister is an actor as well, right? >> she got me into this whole thing because she's an actor and she did commercials and the casting director said to me, oh, he's so cute, he should be in a commercial. and then i did commercials and then emma got her first movie. and then like one year later i got my first movie "smurfs 2." >> jimmy: what movie did emma do? >> she did a movie can matt damon and i don't understand why
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like him so much. he's a nice guy. >> jimmy: have you met the guy? >> yeah. >> jimmy: sometimes -- you know the phrase wolfes in sheep's clothing, do you know what that means? >> no. >> jimmy: he's backstage right now waiting to come on and he's not going to make it on but he'll explain it to you later because sometimes people aren't what they seem. sometimes people pretend to be good and on the inside they're actually very evil. they have black clouds. do you understand what i mean? >> like darth sidious? >> jimmy: yes, like darth sidious. i know you're a big "star wars" fan. you met oscar isaac. >> yes. >> jimmy: this was a photograph i was given. h is you and oscar with a lightsaber. is that fun for you to meet him? >> yeah, that was fun. i saw the lightsaber because i
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pulled it out and turned it on. then he was like, this is super cool. we did talk about some cool stuff like how it was like to work in "star wars." actually i did ask him how cool was it to -- how cool was it to see yourself -- i mean, how creepy would it be to see yourself as an action figure on the face. he said that was cool but do you know what's really creepy is being on pillow sheets and blankets and yogurt. >> jimmy: and yogurt. >> yogurt as the face. >> jimmy: would you like to be on yogurt one day? >> i do have a delicious face but -- [ cheers and applause ] i do. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you -- do you -- when
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like the golden globes, for instance, is that something that's exciting for you? is it boring for you? people are? >> boring? i don't think it's boring at all. >> jimmy: it's not boring at all. good. >> yeah. it's like the biggest thing in the world. >> jimmy: i didn't mean to offend you. i'm very sorry. were you in the audience at the golden globes? >> i was in the audience, and guess what happened. >> jimmy: what? >> brie won an award. >> jimmy: yes, brie won an award, co-star in the movie. she was really great in that movie. you must have been very happy for her. did you hear ricky gervais saying all of those bad words? >> yes. >> jimmy: had you heard those words before? >> i heard it in like movies like -- like an adult tv show.
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