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what's your name, th c chfrancivi fer irish,ld you? , w! y wouldn't be no. po. of course i'm irish! from mneof me dress, weyo at i am. now, don't tell me. leme gss. kles ] from mneof me dress, weyo at i am. now, don't tell me. you're a nut. i am a leprechaun. oh, sure, sure and i'm the wicked old witch of the west. whimsyis it? your mother was english! now, flattering will get you no place. now, will you step in, or shall i throw you in? i'entl to a telephone call. all right, all right but do you hava lawyer? a mner peak yes. tee ]

are you? heil he i iil what jail? oh, well, brian, i don't think, um... well, wait a minute. let me speak to darrin. darlin you want to go down and spring him, right? mus be in som o it cldn't happ don't ntrian to stay in jail, do you? rr? darrin afabtemore w l ri bri. mt , yeis[ ding! ] mt samantha!ing! ] eautiful and charming. that's eh of that, brian. mi

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-- and then youomou wckt toobinsouse with brian after i told you not to! it's just a lucky thing yodi'tet caught. we did. mr. binson caught us there. , eat, great, great, great! that does it! well, if you'll just let me e - no, no, no, no. the is nothing, nothing you could possibly say that would make me feel any different. you deliberate wto that house after i told you not to. mcmann & tate have the robinson account, and you're going to handle it. mrrobinson is irish. he was delighted to see a leprechaun. brian has his pot of gold back, and he got you the account. now... do you feel any difftly? what can i say? yosay you love me.

i don't mean to rush you, sweetheart you almost ready, honey? -- captions by vitac -- samantha: right there. i promised larry we'd be there at 7:00 sharp. ill w. . it takes women longer to get dressed than itmen. uh-huh. oh! and, honey, be particularly niceaker to miwill you? i'll kill her th kindness. you know what an important client mr. kabaker is. and his daughter carries a lot of weight with him. i understand. so if she has a good time, then he will, too. of crse. it'll mean a lot to larry and the agency. well, how are you doing, sweetheart? we better get going. oh, i'm hurrying, sweetheart. hey, you're getting faster. i only beat you by a handkerchief. i saved a lot of time by taking a shower with my dress on. well, let's go.

[ ano pling ] nice party, isn't ? [ ano pling i'll say. other mad whirl with the jet set. mind if we borrow you for a moment, j.k.? ohcuse m dear. we'll bring your father right back, miss kabaker. it just a little we'll bring your father [ si]t back, miss kabaker. so is th party i'm sure it seems that way when you d know ny people. stauody ndyour father's account, you have to mingle like you had something in common. stauody ndyour f it must be very trying. one but u ainly chose has taste, mrs. stubbins. my compliments on your dress, mrs. step oh, thank you. it's really difficult to tell thinive copies

do you know dr. haa, dear? i beg your pardon. dr. hafta, the plastieon.c surg does beautiful nosrk. , i n't know him. that's fun. i could've sworn when you -- oh, well. see. oh, we no, thank you. you look like darrin justcancel. that miss kabaker's the most diseae little snob i've ever met. well, cheer up! there's always a sour meatball in the chafing dish.

sigh ] have you tried the meatballs? no, i never eat them myself. oh. [ sighs ] well, i hope i'll be seeing more of you. maybe we couldet together for lunch some afternoon. you lot, ll i wie . carefreenot give a darn whfigureooks like. tinkle [ sques ] tr? threw it at me! oh! od heavens! ! oh! e die deliberately that at me! nemind, dahtller. ake you home. really, larry. the estsofomof leaves a lot to be desired. i-i-i'm sorry, j.k. i-su m. stephens wouldn't do anyt like that.

hi, larry. i, uh, guess i passed "upset" pretty u at 3:00 this morning. right now,i'm . mr. kabaker was pretty mad lastig. is morng mr. kabaker was pretty mad i ow what m thin, ?u to pas aboua woman. let'sut it isay. if i saw that your wife wagoing to be hit by a falling safe, d ju stand there and smile. laice. ?? i passed "nice" and smile. laice. right teed ccel bar accoun fortunately, i wbl tok him out of it. well, i'm sorry about that, larry, but sas proved into doing what she did. as tughtless and inexcusable!

oh, really? i mean, if we're tng abo boners, t'gealthmes lis there was the time there was the time she forgot the theater tickets -- i said one. don't gmack about my wife. just worry about that cuckoo that you're married to. well, ise is such a ag you don't have to associate with her are

well, let's add my vote to thato prosal and make it unanimous!r great! you keep your big, flat feet out my office, and i'll keep mine. i'll keep my feet and everything that's attached to them out of the entire building! i it! good! you just saved me two weeks' severance pay. cheap. cheap! cheap! hi. i thought i heard you come in. what are you doing home so early? i got sick. sick of working. i quit! quit? quit! evacuated the premises! ceased working! hit road! happened?

because we're nolking! well, if we were talking, did it have anything to do with what happened last night? well, larry and i got into an argument, and he said some things about you i didn't like. you said some pretty unkindngs abt me yourself. that's different. i'm your husband. well, i appreciate your defending me. but whateve id he was right. d were you. i should've had more control last night. well, kabaker's daughter deserved it. well, i still could' d he i wouldn't let you ignore h you did rit ing. darrin, when you pick a side, will you please stick with it? now, it's all over and do w i've already got another job lined up, and got thurry over to an interview. another job? darrin, that's ridiculs. diculous? the ames advertising has had feelers out for me for a long time. well, they're gonna get me. i hope you don't get it. [ drawer closes ] i can't miss.

louise, it's ridiculs. anrrinare mply bei. now, we haveo figure a outay to get them together. agreed. larry always did have a stubborstreak. like when we were dating, t to mention the word "marag" i w. w'd yofinall acry get e ids? , ona e rit i stuck my finger thh it and said, ""i do. [ chuckles ] oh, men are such little boys, really. they don't know wh'sood for them. right. and it's up to us to show them that they can live happy, contented lives, even if it makes them miserable. so, how do we get r two muletoge when they're even talking? do y have any ideas? mm-hmm oh, it's very simple, really the way to unite people is to give th a common eny. oh, i'll that. now, in darrin and larry's case, the common enemy wilbe us. us? you mean a war of the sexes?

war. just skirmish. 'll not only get them together, we'll teach them a lesson. so, what's your plan? i cawa thear it. , i just had a terrle tho. what? it's too lat you said darrin was taking that other job. oh, . i wouldn't w about that. rrsn'tave a chance of landing that job how can you be so sure?ertisin i'm a witch. you saidon it, [ chuckles ] didn't how about that? ?. well... stephens, i'm very gd you could get ino see us. was the traffic bad? no. actually i came in on the choo-choo. choo-choo? i meant, the train. i hadn't eaten, so it gave me a chance to relax

yes. sthens, your credentials are mostmpive. but it's that old track record that makes thoroughb. a tail, stephens? mm what are you doing? i'm sucking my thumb. sucking your thumb. uh, yes, i've always sucked my thumb when i'm afraid. you're joking. oh, no, no. i wish i had my teddy bear. mr. stephens, i'm sorry, but this interview is over. oh, oh, mram i-i-i don't know what to say. this isn't me! i don't re! whoever its, his intew is a end! mr, plse, if youst let m??e explain.

i made a boo-boo. get out of my sight! mr. ames, uh, it's like some strange force got ahold of me. it's -- uh -- samantha! out!

by t? ? when the wind blows, the crlel rock? [ door opens ] darrin: samantha! doorla i hstng feeng bad wordwill fly ?

where it doedon't try to deny i! al right, ion't. come on, sam, don't make me drag it out of you. i ly did it to save you from making the biggest mistake of your life. that i did on a day long ago, which we now laughiny call our anniversary. go ahead. rave on. let me know when the steam comeout ofour nose. you can help me with the ironing. when will you learn to stop meddling in my business?

too bad. ve got lovely hoe, a nice car, lovely clothes. but you, i suppose, i'm sta mbhead. i didn't say that. yo thinking it. but you, i suppose, head, with it.. oh, really, darrin. goit.ad ok, a big dumbhead. oh, really, darrin. oh, calling me nes now. if you talk t you are a dumbad and i'll tell you one more thing -- old it. the wld. weret the word from tigh . if you had any sse weret the woyou t do from ti yhad knees well, at ifl excu me, i have to fix dinner. wedot ther setting a place for me, because i'll be outeang good. more for me. and don't bother turning down my side of the bed, because i'll be sleeping on the sof as why dot you eep out, too? what? sam, this isn't like you. it is now.

wh do you think of that? i thk i all tter cu a cab. i'he's909. wod yoo no, don't bother. shopping reyo makhicotable. [ tinkles ] [ ding! ] eddie, can i hava room fothe night? yes, sirmr. tate. room 909. i'll ring for a bellboy.

u wb?kwalkut i ghyou didn't lsamant. i thought you didn't like loui what gavyou that iura? ig mou. said those things inng. sh'. u so did i. and if you wen't so thick-heade sh'. u you'd know i'm crm.azab ??sis ]up of numskull6@ you said it. $ [ th chule ] llwe can o b helorhood toge. $ right.chule ] frdo it's wonderful 's frdo it's pl poker. go bowling [y?- veryeekend. more time at the club. [ sighs ] i hate poker and bowling.

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uldn't younow it? louise's car. fi w ableat home without me. poor kids. m. fi w ableat home , thks me. elcome welllook who's back. the frdofirs have some champagne. we're celebrating. louise, we're going home. oh, really, larry.

louise, don't forget your ouioard b wasn't that fun? fascinating. good night, samantha. t, darrin. night, larry. louise. night, samantha. night, night. did i justetect a sly smile your upper lip? ile? it sudnly occurs to me that it's more than coincidence hapened. thseci ani'll tyo wiou let me tell you something. nk fyo ani'll tyo wiou let me tel righomething. - a manan be?+ [ giggles ]

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