what is this obsession you young people have with joy? i blame the media. final examinations are just around the corner, young man and you cannot afford to waste one minute on this hedonistic frolicking. ( sniffs ) oh, brother. maybe i should study. i didn't understand a word he said. with the janitor's hip replacement? aren't you trespassing on government property? no. i'm here to inform you that you can expect a big witch exam soon. does it involve changing the earth's orbit? the last time i tried that, "el nino" happened. i can't tell you when, but i can tell you where. why can't they just accept the misery that should be their lives? class trip to florida! we're going to disney world.

put 'em up! put 'em up! put up your feet and watch our show.

i am so glad we're chaperoning this trip to disney world. i love splash mountain more than life itself. what's your favorite part? there's a paleontological dig at the new animal kingdom theme park and it just sounds fascinating. only you could make the happiest place on earth sound dry and clinical. i like bones. they're fake. disney? remember?

at the area was inhabited by real dinosaurs at one time. if they were alive, they'd ride the rides. well, we should get to the airport. salem, we're leaving. don't forget to feed the cat. i love saying that. where is the cat anyway? it's 9:00. he's probably upstairs watching regis. ( laughing ) i can't believe we're here. this is so exciting. i know. you think mr. kraft has a brain lesion? cool people never show any emotion? no matter how great the situation they never seem like they have fun. i know. why can't i be like them? you have blood in your veins? from now on, i'm going to be cool. i'll hide how much fun i'm having. uh, room 346, spellman and birckhead. you are roommates. yes, yes, yes! don't do that. i wish i were a cool person

in front of the tree of life. then we should go to harambe, africa. it's in the deepest, darkest part of the continent-- right next to the gift shop. ( knocking ) man: room service. i didn't order anything. did you? no. oh, wait. i did order something. um, you know what? why don't you go ahead and i'll meet up with you and harvey right after i finish my... licorice. okay. who said it's for you? here's your exam. on a survival mission you have to brew a potion capable of turning yourself into an animal and another potion that will turn you back. i already know how to do that. do it without the use of your finger. you're not getting a tip. it's in case you're lost in an unknown land your finger's broken and you need to become an animal to survive. how many witches has this happened to? one, and slow bob has never been the same since. now, here's your list

mostly plants. tropical plants, which would explain florida. exactly. you only have until the end of today to complete this critical test. you fail it, and you won't get your witch's license. that means no rides. great. why don't you just take me to paris and not let me eat the food? this is so amazing. this tree has 325 animals carved into it. one of them looks like ed asner. i wonder where sabrina is. service licorice did she order? never mind. hey, harvey. you sure look nice today. thanks. especially by comparison. the jungle cruise wants its shrunken head back. i'm sorry. that's your actual head. how's it feel being unpopular in a tropical setting? so... ready to explore? there's been a change on that front. see, i suddenly realized that i forgot

we don't have a report. did i say "science"? i meant "government." well, i'll just do a little foraging and catch up with you later, okay? see ya. i'm in that class, too. okay, so we'll spend 15 minutes digging for bones at the dinosaur place and the rest of the day on the rides, right? that's not the plan and you know it. well, it should be. uh, excuse me. aren't you two forgetting something? salem, we're still mad at you for stowing away. you are not going anywhere. park. what? we'll try to bring you a souvenir. yeah. i think it's time you started collecting spoons. i should have known disney wouldn't be cat-friendly. why else would the star attraction be a giant mouse? ( knocking ) housekeeping. fried park food here i come. ( clearing throat ) miss spellman, do you mind telling me

uh, looking for the ice machine? do you realize that instead of standing out here in the hot sun we could be flying through the air on space mountain, barfing our guts out? oh, my gosh. look what i just found. styrofoam from the late '80s? no. it's a real bone from some sort of beast. i've just discovered the femur of a creature that lived millions of years ago. 't top that, so let's stop trying. sabrina? still looking for the ice machine? uh, nope. found it. delicious. this kind of discovery could put me in the history books. are you going to alert the media? no. i'm going to get bug spray.

have you noticed that sabrina is nowhere to be seen and harvey's all alone? well, except for that girl. valerie? whatever. girls, i think it's time i made my move on him. i'll just hang around awkward little valerie and work my magic on harvey. go for it. hey, guys. not if i work my magic first. you can't make a move on him if you can't find him. where did harvey go? where did he go? karibuni. i'm harvey and i'll be your guide as we tour the harambe wildlife reserve. please keep your arms inside the vehicle and enjoy the ride and, if anyone has a pacemaker or smells like fresh meat let me know. you don't know where harvey is? i'd rather be wherever he is than standing here uncomfortably waiting for him. maybe he went to the riverboat ride.

well, i'll come with you. but i'll be there. that's okay. we can all share a seat. really? try to remain calm. whatever. hey! wait up! there you are, you little star aster. sabrina, i have had just about enough of these shenanigans. you'd think they'd have more bathrooms around here. hey, want to see the personalized souvenir mug i got you? they didn't have "zelda," so i got "pam." of this bone, there is much in doubt so of yourself, tell me all about. that poem is so bad you could get a grant. ( grunting ) hey, it talks. my prehistoric is a little rusty. what's it saying? i think it means "bone cold." well, now we know the phrase "duh" dates back to prehistoric times. that was so scary. i know.

gon rocks. really? you covered it well with your screaming. where's harvey? that's amazing. i was just wondering the same thing. harvey: we are now approaching hippo river. hippopotamuses are among the most aggressive animals in the jungle. fortunately harambe therapists are working with the hippos to channel that anger. salem: i hope this is the way to the frozen banana stand. huh? what's that? big pink bird! don't panic. remain calm. everything's under control. nothing to be afraid of. ( scream ) run away! let's go to the african village. i think we can get our picture taken with a real-life poacher. great. hey, valerie. and... libby. where's harvey? don't you know? i thought he was your good friend. oh, yeah. of course i know where he is. he's obviously... staying away from you. why are you hanging out with her?

no, seriously. why? because she wanted to. wow, you are serious. yeah. want to come? no. i haven't finished my report yet. some jerk with a leaf blower came by and i lost half my work. hmm, maybe i should give him more consciousness. zelda, do the words "going overboard" mean anything to you? ( grunting ) oh, quickly, hilda. what's he saying? if you stole his nanwama which is either "shoes" or "wife." we're beginning to attract attention. we'd better take him back to the hotel room so we can study him further. all right, but you're asking the management for the rollaway bed. witch hazel, shaved coconut-- hope it doesn't matter i got it from the ice cream stand--

( sobbing ) salem, what's wrong? i just narrowly escaped death by winged beast. no, you didn't. i'm telling you i was savagely attacked by a pterodactyl. is that decaf? no. it's the first potion for my quiz. i still need more plants for the second potion but i thought i'd brew up this batch first. hi. so where's libby? in the lobby. you two going to be hanging out the rest of the day? probably. is that so strange? a little. i think she's up to something. she couldn't be hanging out with me on the off chance that she likes me. no way i could ever be popular. so now you're seeing my point. i'm looking out for you. by insulting me? look, you just can't admit that i have the ability to be cool, and i do. i'm being cool right now. well, i'm just saying that i wouldn't trust libby

( sighs ) she brought her cat? hi. ooh. fresh-brewed tea. i bet libby would love some iced tea.