you goin' to a clown funeral? shut up. i'm romantic. nice rental, kelso. joke's on you. i bought it. yeah, that's right. it's mine. well, i think you look handsome, michael. thank you, jackie. hey, fez. you ever pull a rickshaw? a teen abducted. what police say happened after a irl was taken at gunpoint. william donaad schaefer being treated for pneumonia pneumonia(woman) "wishing him w" weel...." the outpouring of sympathh after the former governorrwas taken to the hospi. hospital.a miracle amid disaster.the unlikely place this dog was found alive. alive.and snooki on campus how

much rutgers university paid herrto give adviie to students. 3 3 hello i'' jeff barnd.karen is off.first on fox... a 14-yearr old girl is abducted, then sexually assaulted on her ay home from school.myranda stephens ii at police headquarters with information on the man police are looking for. a crash in west bbltimore ../ sent

a police officer to the hospital tonight. tonight.it happened at mulberry and schroeder streets....///a light pole was damaged in the accident....//// condition..../ , but police say he was taken to thee precaution. ./ as a

p a.../ waverly teen.../// is.../ charged.../ with... attacking.../ his.../ grandmother..../ áákathleenáá... cairnss.. reports.../ áápoliccáá.../ believe...// he... used.../ a... hammer.../// to... beat...// her. the 66 year old grandmother was struck in the face.. and is in critical but stable condtion tonight.... her wn grandson.. is locked uu... and charged as an adult in the assault. 14 year old hassanhii garrettfaces attempted murder charges... after police say he attacked hhs own grandmother.. &pfirst with a hammer.. then with his fists. police say the two ad an argument duuing breakfast thursday morning as garrett was getting ready for school. after the attack police say the teen called 9-1-1- to get help. (dad) "i guess they should look into his history of any kind of mental illness if he has ny. hat doesnt sound right for a 14 year old to attack his grandmother like that especially if shes takiig care offhimso maybe theres sooething going on there mentalll" tonight the grandmother remains in

critical but stable condtion. we...// asked: ááisáá.../ it... appropriite to chargee../// a.../ 14 as... an.../ adult? áá60-%áá say... yes../ yes...// ááke-ssaháá... writee...// "teenagers... want to act.../ like adults..." so.../ treat... ttem .../ that way.".. ááli-shaáá... writes.../// .""this... help.../ with... his later." former.../ governor.../ william donald schaefer.../ is... in the.../ hospitaa...///. ááheáá.... began ...feeling sick.../ several days.../ ago..../// áákeitháá... daniels.../// st.... agnes hospital.../ ááwhereáá.../ schaefer.../ is... being treated.../ for pneumoniaa (ááááas live introáá) "doctors say schaefer is doing much better tonight.. than he was yesterday....." //////////////vo//////////////// the 89-year-old schaefer arrived at st. agnes' emergency room last night.... a longtime aide says the governor wasn't feeling well all week.. he wasn'ttbreathing right. healthcare workers aa this retirement center took x-rays ann decided schaefer needed hospital care. and tonight he's on anti- biotics.. with a dose of good

spprits. ///////////////sot////////////// (lebow-sachs) "he's feisty as ever.. he's battling everything you want to do.. so, you know that's governor schaefer and you know he'd like to be out of here of course and back at charlestown. but he knows he's getting good care and so, we keep telling him you got to do this, you got to do this.. cooperates..." ///////////////vo pchaefer is a former 2-term governor, state comptroller.. city..... he's expected to remain in the hospital at least another day or two. /////////////////////tag full//////////////// in southwest bbltimore, keith ddniels, fox 45 news, late editionn another.../ maryland legend.../ in... the.../ hospital...// tonnghtt..//// ááandáá.../ you.../ can.../ send... baltimore orioles.../ hall of famer .../ brooks robinson. robinsoo.brooks...// was.../ hospitalized.../// for... a fever.../ &pand... inffction.../ wednesday...////// ááheáá.../ underwent.../ what's ...being called .../ a... "routine .../ procedure"....//// áárobinsonáá.../ spent.../ his... entire.../ 20... year career.../ with... the.../ orioles...//////. áág-b--m-cáá...//

for.../ well- send messages.../ . to.../ brooks. brooks.find.../ that... e-mail address .../ at,,..// foxbaltimore dot com.../ slash newslinks. after four ddys of testimony, a judge hhs found a woodlawn motorist 'guilty' of two-counts of vehicular manslau. manslaughter.don-neil raeburn was convicted... kathryn abernathy and jonathan henderson who were standing along the i-70 park-and-ride two years ago.... prosecutors say raeburn's blood alcohol evel was twice the legal limit when he slammee into the couple. (17:30)) "death's caused by lcohol are 1000percent preventable. all you have to otherwise, as you an see from here, lives change in an instant, ya know....orry...." know...sorry...." raeburn could receive a maximum 20-years in prison when he's sentenced this suumer. a routine inspection led to a life saving rescue in southern maryland this week.. week.. when fire safety

inspector jarrell reeder arrived a metal company in employees on the floor and unco. unconscious.reeder and anooher worker turneddoff a forklift in the building and dragged men outside. the men recovered and a high level of carbon monoxide was discovered as thh problem. 3 good.../ day...// for... a...// japanese...// dog.../// dog.../// a.../ coastt guard...// crew...// found.../ a... dog...// in... the shattered.../ wreckage.../ of... a house --/// ááfloatingáá.../ in... the.../ ocean! áátheyáá.../ think...// he... was..././ stranded... out ttere.../ for.../ 3--weeks -- //// áásinceáá.../ the... quake.../ hit.../ march.../ 11--th....////// áánoáá... tags... or i-d.../ were ound .../ on... the.../ dog.../// ááwho'sáá...// tonite.../// áánoáá... survivors.../ were... found.../ in... the.../ shattered.../ house. ad.../ day... for.../ billy.../ joel.... fans...// ááhe'sáá...// canceling... his planned.../ autobiography...// ááharperáá...// confirming.../ "the book ...of joel".../ isn't happeningg..////. ááitáá... was... scheduled.../ to... come

out .../ in ááitáá...// would have.../ chronicled joel.../ thru...// his... failed marriage.../ to... christie brinklly...//// and...// his... substance .../// abuse...////. áájoeláá...// says...// his...// music...// is... the best way.../ to... express.../ his.../ life...///// good...// day...// for...// people.../ who... eat.../ candy.../ áátheyáá... tendd..// to... be.../ thinner,...//// thinner,...//// doctors...// looked at...// diets.../ from.../ 15--thousand...// u.s.... adults...///// áátheyáá... found .../ b-m-i... levels.... were.../ lower... in candy.../ eaters...// &p ááthanáá... non... candy.../ eaters...//// áátheyáá...// say...// candy eaters,...// exercise...// morr .../ to... make up .../ for... thh additional.../ take in. cold... outttonite...// on... this...// the...// 10--th.../ &p day... of.../ spring../ spring...// ááhere'sáá.../ meteroelogist.../ emily gracie.../ with a look .... at... the skywatch forecast 33 a new audit reveals first mariner bank may

business for long. financial statements filed by the baltimore-based bank showed continual losses and a limited capital base. base.these ccnditions raise perious doubts aaout its ability to continue in the banking business. ceo ed hale hhd no comment on the audit. there's.../ not... enough evidence.../ to... support a link...// between.../ ááandáá.../ -

kids... with.../ a/ a--d--h--d...////.../ gov't...// committee.../ heard p..testimony.../ ááclaimingáá... their children.../ developed symptoms .../ of.../ p-d---h-d...///// ááafteráá.../ coloring...//áátheáá... committee says.../ there's.../ scant.../ evidence.../ that... support.../// food dyes.../ are... a.../ primary.../ cause...// ááforáá.../ hyper-activity. 3 3 "our economy is showing signs offreal strength." ptrennth."good news about jobs... the reason some say its a mistake to celebrate about tte economy too soon. snookie from jersey shore is speaking sensation at a jersey university...// but what'sit cost to book the snook? a close encounter for kids. why it may have been aabit too realistic. report as good news....///but

jennifer davis reports critics say ttere are still signs hat many americans are struggling. struggling. ((take package)) -------------------------------- -------------------------------- -------------------------------- -------------------------------- -------------------------------- ----------------obama says: "our economy is showing signs of real strength." president obama says one ign of strength in the latest jobs report - unemployment dropped in march to 8.8 percent - its lowest leveelin two years. another - the private sector added 230,000 jobs. obama says: "that makes 118 million private sector jobs created in the last thirreen months." but the president accnowledges - as long as people remain out of work - there's still work to do. repuulicans agree

and point to what they ee aa troubling signs in the latest report. chao says: "at the current rate of about 200 thousand et new jobs, created per month, it will take us until 2019 before we're able to return to unemployment rates similar tt pre- grrat recession days." 6.1 million peoppe are now consideree long term level - continues to shed joos. republicans say these aae signs more needs to be done to help job creatorss boehner says: "we need to stop unnecessary regulations, end the threat of tax hikes, and pass the trade bills that our out there." but democrats argue progress is underway and democratic policies are getting the economy back on track. pelosi says: "in the first year of the obama administration more jobs were created in the private sector than in the eight years of the bush administration."davis says (oncam tag): "president obama mentioned the new job numbers while touting his energg plan on the road. but with gas prices on the rise, some

economists fear higher fuel proces may affect hiring. ii fox news.", jenniffr davis, - 3 a.../ possible.../ cease fire.../ in.../ libya..../. rebels.../ will...// honor...a...// cease-fire --////- ááifáá... mommar... qaddafi.../// pulls... his military.../ out...// ááandáá... allows .../ peaceful protests.../ regime...///. ámeantimeáá...//- tte... pentagon .../ will.../ soon... stop.../ firing... cruise.../ missiles...//////.áátheáá... u-s.../ will continue.../ providing support...// air.../ . reconnascence...///. an.../ american airlines fliiht.../ makes... an eeergency landing p../ at... this ohio airport--/// ááafteráá... some passengers.../ got sick...//.áátheáá... flight... was headed from d-c.../ to chicago .../ ááwhenááá.. 4 passengers fainted.../ ááandáá... 2... ffight atttndants .../ felt.../ dizzy.../////.áátheáá... other passengers.../ left... on.../ another... flight.../// . is being.../ investigated. &pit's.../ officially spring --- //// áábutáá...// don't... tell...// mainers...// that...////// ááforecastersáá.../ say...// parts... of maine...// will... have.../ p... to.../

of.../ snow ---//// áámakingáá.../ it... hard to get .../ spring...// ásnowá storm...//// even... knocked out power .../ to... tens of thousands .../ of... residents. 3 nothing like that here, but some neighborhoods diddsee a little snow this mornng. mornng. emily gracey is here to tell us ii more is on the way. 3 turns out.../ booking .../

snooki...// will... cost.../ you. pou. jeesey shore's .../ nicole... "snooki".../ pol-izzi...// was... paid.../ 32--grand.../ to... speak to students.../ at... rutgers university...////. ááthatsáá...// 2000... more.../// than... rutger's... paid...// for...// nobel-winning .../ author .../ toni morrison .../ to... give .../ address...//////. áásoáá...// you... have to...// ask... yourself...// áádidáá...// rutger's...// get... rookedd..// wwen... it...// took...// the... snooki.../ booking?? 3 kids at an australian school got quite a fright when this seven foot tall model of a &pbaby t-rex made a playground invasion.but the shrieks of fear quickly turned into laughter when they realized it was just an animated model. pt's part of a national tour of the show known as "walking withhdinosaurs".but maybe ii would have made more ásenseáá to let the kids in on the little secret ábeforeá scaring .hem. - opening night for the

orioles... see if the birds started the season witt a win... next in sports... off-ssason and enccuraging

signs from spring traininn, interest in the orioles is higher than it has been in recent years...and tonight, we get our first for real look... down in st pete... tte rays pete... .david price gets the start for the rays... he was dominant early on... in the 3rd... matt wieters swings thru the nasty breaking ball... price's 4th strikeout in a row... he finished with 7....next batter... newly acquired j-j hardy... he smashes it to right-center... it just misses for a home run... hardy goes into 2nd with a stand up double....2 batters later... nick markakis drives in the fiist run of the season... hardy comes in frrm 3rd to score on the base hit... o's on top 1-0.... tonight belonged to jeremy guthrie....in the 3rd... reid brignac with an gly swing for jaso goes down hacking to end the inning....in the 4th...

manny ramirez takes a seat on the heater... guuhrre retired 13 in a row....top of thee 5th... brian roberts breaks the game open... laces it to johnny damon with a pathetic attempt to shovel it to -j 2nd... hardy issable to score all the way from 1st on the missue... roberts goes into 3rd with a triple... he scoree on markakis sac fly... birds up 4-0....bottom of thee9th.... jim johnson in the lose it out... he's already given up a solo home run... but with 2 outs... ramirez bounces to hardy... and thhtts your baalgame... the o's win 4-1 to open the season... guthrie was the story of the game, but he credits the man behind the plate... &p .3 one down 161 more to go... the

opener... especially on the mound... guthrie tosses 8 strong innings... giving up onlyy3 hits aad no uns while striking out 6... the birds can wiin their first series of the year tomorrow... but all &pis not good newss.. we learned late today that brian matusz will have to miss his scheduled start tomorrow night...he's experiencing soreness in his upper back, discovered during warmups this mri and was officially scratched...chris tillman, who was to have started sunday, moves up a day... and that leads to a very interesting development... young zach britton has been recallld from norfolk to get &pthe start...he was sensationa this spring, giving up just 3 down to postpone by a full - year his arbitration date...but all that goes by the boardss..britton is on his way to the big leagues... .no word yet on ho will be dropped from the roster to make room... 3

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