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election night, right? surely if omarosa did more of a sit-down interview, she wouldn't paint the trump administration as some vindictive predator savoring their chance to use the office of the president for payback. >> every critic, every detractor will have to bow down to president trump. it's everyone who's ever doubted donald, who ever disagreed, who ever challenged him. it is the ultimate revenge to become the most powerful man in >> stephen: it was sam bee and seth myers! they're the ones who said all those horrible things about you. i was just joking. all hail our glorious leader! giant hands! you've got giant hands! you're going to be great! ( cheers and applause )

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? ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome back! thank you, eddie! happy birthday, jon! >> jon: thank you! >> stephen: hope you have a very, very happy and blessed one. the gift is that you're here ladies and gentlemen, my first guest tonight is a 16-time grammy award winner. he's releasing a new album tomorrow called "57th & 9th." ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the great sting!

>> stephen: welcome to the show. >> what a lovely welcome. >> stephen: yeah. welcome to the show. nice to see you. i haven't seen you in a few years. >> that's true. >> stephen: as a matter of fact, the last time i saw you, i think, was at your 60t 60th birthday concert, the beacon? >> the beacon theateri ago. >> stephen: yeah, five years ago. you're 65 years old. ( cheers and applause ) >> yeah. >> stephen: i'm proud. as a man who's 52, you go to hell. ( laughter ) i was with my wife on the drive home and you're wearing something like this the whole time, a mesh kind of shirt, you're driving home and my wife super casually as if she just thought of it, she goes, have you -- have you ever thought

( laughter ) so thanks for that. the election just happened. you're british. do you feel all smug? >> no, we had a similar shock in june when 52% voted brexit. i voted to stay. >> stephen: all you're going to do is destroy the european union. >> true, but we're right in the middle of a constitutional crisis no one is smart enough to figure out. >> stephen: what is it? because the warlords decided terms of leaving and the people who wanted to leave didn't want the do that, they wanted to bypass parliament. >> stephen: so it's not written, if you want to get out, put slot a in tab b and you're out of the european union? >> no, it's far more complicated than saying yes or no. it's a diabolical problem. >> stephen: wow. you have to get all that figured out ahead of time. probably a good idea for us over here, too. ( laughter )

>> no, i live in new york. i live here. i love new york. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: what do you love about here? london is a great town. what do you love about here? >> i love new yorkers ( cheers and applause ) they're very up front. i walk on the street a lot. they see you, say hi, sting, i like your music, you suck, whatever, but it's a very direct, comfortableat ( laughter ) >> stephen: your new album is called "57th & 9th," right there, and there you are at the corner of 57th and 9th. why did you call the album that? >> i live on the west side, my studio's in "hell's kitchen." i walk to worth every day and on the way i have to stop at 57t 57th, because it's a two-way street, traffic is busy, cab driver is trying to kill you, as you know, and i use that time to

corner, think about the work i'm doing in the studio, my life, the privilege i have living in the city. cross the road, go to work, and on the way back have the same meditation, so i thought it was a very useful point in the day to take stock. >> stephen: you know what i love about new york? you can walk around the city and you've got a pretty good chance of going, hey, don't stare, but that's sting meditating over there on the corner. ( applause ) that's what i like about new york. you can see all kinds ofng here. this album, people are calling this, like, a return to rock for you, like your first rock album in ten years. >> yes, it is. i play rock and roll every night of my working life but in the past ten years i have been making more esoteric records. >> stephen: herdie-gerdie. i'm a madrigal fan. >> me, too. but i was following my curiosity

but i like to surprise people. i like people to go, wow! i didn't expect that! and that's the reaction the album has received so i feel it's already a success. >> stephen: people say, are you ever intimidated by celebrities or politicians? i'm intimidated by musicians because you do something that's magical that i don't understand. to quote you, song writing is animal. you cannot kill the beast. you have to somehow trick him into being captured, and you can never use the same trick twice. what are some of the tricks? what is the magic you use? >> i would get home from the studio at night with a song structure, only a song structure, and on the walk home, i will be thinking how am i going to make this into a song? so i get home to my home on center park west and lock myself out on the terrace in the

allowed to go in the house until i had finished a lyric. it's madness, but -- >> stephen: yeah, true. you put yourself out of a comfort zone so that you can create. you have to write yourself out of the problem, and the song you will hear tonight is exactly that song, it's about freezing cold, about hunting for -- hunting for inspiration in the cold. you will hear it. >> stephen: if you locked yourself in the closet, would the song be about it's hot and cramped is this. >> yeah, it would. haven't written that one yet ( laughter ) >> stephen: we'll take a break. back with more sting. stick around, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) ? my belly pain and constipation? they keep telling me "drink more water." "exercise more." i know that. "try laxatives..." i know. believe me. it's like i've. tried. everything!

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now, your music makes people feel good. is there a song you wouldn't necessarily recommend to our audience, people out there who might feel bad about what's about to come or the ending of the obama administration or anything like that? >> i've got a song called "fragile" which is how i'm feeling. ( applause ) >> stephen: how about "can't >> yeah. >> stephen: so not only do you live in new york, but you have a regular new yorker's life. as you said, you walk around, people see you, you don't avoid them. you told us what part of the city you live in, i don't remember that. but i also understand you go to spin class. >> i do. >> stephen: some of the people who work here see you in your spin class. first question obviously for spin class, can i ask you a

>> sure. >> stephen: do you sit in the front or the back of the room. >> in the front. >> stephen: because you're ready to show off the goods, right? >> yep. >> stephen: that's what it is. especially when you're going uphill, you know. >> why not? >> stephen: do they play the police or your music? >> they never play mine. >> stephen: message in a bottle would be great. >> they deliberately don't. they ask me. i say, please don't doha otherwise i will have to lip sync and spin at the same time. ( laughter ) ( applause ) >> stephen: no, you're not! i mean, 65-year-old man, you're in great shape. what are you wearing? the shorts, the long things? >> tights. >> stephen: tights? yeah. >> stephen: do you ever wear your outfit from -- >> that's exactly what i'm wearing. >> stephen: just that right there. >> you can't put anything over those pants. >> stephen: doesn't look like

those pants, i'll tell you that. so you would have to sing along with your music if it came along? what do you listen to, to relax? >> i listen to classical music. >> stephen: okay. i like bach. >> stephen: okay. do you always approach music professionally? when you hear it, do you always think to yourself, bach's good but i would have thrown a couple more violas in there. >> music is not a relaxi i will analyze whatever music i'm listening to, even if i don't like it in the elevator or the restaurant. i can't have a conversation when music is playing because most of my brain is analyzing it. most of those guys will tell you the same thing. >> stephen: will you tell me the same thing? >> jon: yes, yes. >> stephen: i will ask when you're not here. they're just being nice to you. how on earth do you go christmas

>> stephen: is there any -- i mean, 16 grammys? >> give or take. >> stephen: i've got two, you know. >> really? >> stephen: yeah. well, off long way to go, haven't you? ( laughter ) >> stephen: well, i'm 13 years younger, so -- >> okay! i'll be watching you! >> stephen: is there any accomplishment you're most proud of? >> well, my kids. i have six wonderful chen who are fantastic. ( applause ) you know the best compliment i see is when somebody comes up to me in the street, it could be in new york, and they said, i fell in love with my girlfriend or got married or buried uncle charlie to one of your songs, and you realize by accident you've created the sonde track of people's lives, their

memory with your songs, and that's a wonderfully nourishing thing to hear. i began to be a singer and song writer to be a star. >> stephen: and the girls. yeah, but the real ling is giving people an emotional musical landscape they can use and i love that. it's the best compliment i get. >> stephen: well, "57th & 9th" is available tomorrow. the man is sting, we'll be right back. ( cheers and applause ) ? >> stephen: he's gonna play a song!

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you know my next guest from "crash" and "the pursuit of happyness." she now stars in "westworld." please welcome the lovely thandie newton. ? ( cheers and applause ) >> thank you! >> stephen: that's an absolutely beautiful dress you've got on there. >> stephen: now, i'm watching the "westworld" on the hbo. >> on the hbo. >> stephen: but i'm two episodes behind, so, please, no spoilers. i haven't even got on the orgy yet. >> i wasn't in the orgy. >> stephen: oh, i'm not sure how that's supposed to go. i'm saving the last two episodes

bourbon. ( laughter ) now, like sting, you're british. >> yeah. >> stephen: have you talked to your friends back home at all about what's going on over here? >> well, people just don't have words, you know. >> stephen: like our president-elect. >> shock. shock. numb. >> stephen: what do they say. well, because we went through brexit and we're brexit there is a strange unity between our two countries now. >> stephen: what do you think the thread is? anger, right? over change, maybe? >> change is terrifying for people. >> stephen: yeah. and i think it's about not knowing one another. you know, we're divided, and britain is divided and, clearly, america is divided, too. and i just don't think we really, really understood how

need to find ways to bridge the gap. and it's funny, actually, because, for me, that's what i have been doing my whole life, and it's caused me -- when i was a child, it caused me pain, it caused me to feel ashamed. >> stephen: in what way? because not one thing and i wasn't another thing. and i grew up in an area where there were no people of color, and i internalized people's fear, and i internalized thought very little of myself as a result. you know, as i grew up and came to understand that, actually, that's not my feeling about myself, and if those people knew me better, they would understand, and i -- you know, because i'm not stupid, i came to also understand that it was fear, and that we should be compassionate towards people who are afraid. we should reassure them. we should find ways to communicate with them better,

to do, and it's not a quick fix. it won't happen overnight. we've got to reach out and we've got to stop being ignited by the hate rhetoric, because it's not just -- both sides have been using that rhetoric, and i think we have to stop doing that, you know. and i just feel compassion. i see those, you know, large numbers of people at rallies and saying awful things, and just hateful things, and i just feel lost. as soon as you treat another human badly you are self-destructing because we are all in this together. ( applause ) >> stephen: being nice to each other would be a good start. the other night, i said on the show -- >> you were wonderful the other night! >> stephen: oh, you're very nice. ( applause ) we make our jokes on the show

i do for a living, how i get through this and hopefully people may enjoy what we do, but there is a level of political discourse where we are drinking poison against each other. nelson mandela said holding a grudge is like drinking poison and hoping it hurts the other guy. ( applause ) >> that comes someone who's really clever and really has breadth and, unfortunately, there is a lot of suspicion of people who are clever. >> stephen: really? you seem very clever to me. you're very clever in the series the "westworld." >> the "westworld." let's all go to "westworld"! >> stephen: i love the series.

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>> stephen: and now, performing "i can't stop thinking about you" from his new album,"5 gentlemen, sting! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) ? white page ? white page an empty field of snow ? my room is 25 below

buried posts ? dogs search the under forest we scour the empty streets ? the fact remains until we find you our lives are incomplete ? do i hear laughter through a veil of snow and ice? ? where could you be on such a lonely winter's night? ? i can't stop thinking about you ? i can't stop wanting you this way ? i can't face living without you ? that's why i'm searching night and day ? this heart's a lonely hunter these hands are frozen fists ? i can't stop thinking about you

? do i hear laughter from behind this veil of midnight? ? what are you hiding in the frozen heart of winter? ? somewhere a church bell tolls i know you're close ? your scent still warm and then the trail turns cold, cold, cold ? i can't stop thinking about you ? i can't stop wanting you this way ? i can't face living without you ? that's why i'm searching night and day ? this heart's a lonely hunter these hands are frozen fists ? i can't stop thinking about you i don't care if you exist ? do i hear laughter in the silence of the snow?

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the one, the only, james corden! (cheers and applause). >> james: hello. good evening and welcome to this, the "late, late show." thanks for being here. thanks for staying up for us. thank you, guys, welcome, welcome to day two, acceptance. (laughter) today donald trmp headed to washington to meet with president obama at the white house. here was the scene as his plane took off from new york where the fire department gave him a presidential sendoff by shooting water into the air. now apparently this is a tradition. i'm not really sure why they do this, all this did was remind us that we all needed to take a

(laughter) it's supposed to be a friendly send offer because nothing says good luck on that plane while making the runway really slippery. (laughter) what a lot of people don't know is that those water canons are actually filled with the tears of democrats. (laughter) now-- (cheers and applause) not everybody was wishing trump good will there were protests in several cities including new york and los angeles. here down the 101 freeway. traffic on the 101 was an absolute stand still as people trapped in their cars for hours. and then the protestors arrived. (laughter) what i can't work out, california overwhelmingly went democrat. so what this means is these clinton supporters stopped the cars of people who almost definitely voted for hillary clinton.

was it not-- so many people protested the results of the election. i even saw posts online like, i saw some tweets that said this election is a total sham and a tra vestee. the electoral college is a disas-- disas-- disaster and we should vay revolution, and the sur priesing part, this is true, this was all from donald trump's twitter feed after the 2012 election. so technically-- so all of those trump protestors actually agree with trump, and see we're already coming together. but today the peaceful transition pov we are began with done all trump heading to the white house to meet with president obama. the two men met for 90 minutes and it went great. just look at this. (laughter) that's not a photo, that's a video. and you thought your mannequin

first trump met with obama at the white house then was given access to top secret yfertion about isis. next he went to the capitol building to meet with republican leadership. and after that he went home to it google how to get out of being the president. while in washington melania trump met the first lady, michelle obama. michelle was like it's so nice to meet e and melania was like it's so nice to meet you, michelle was like, welcome to the house am mel an was leak whel come to the white house, mish well you stop that, stop that, you're copping me. >> you're copping me. >> should we see who our guests are, in the blue room, a wonderful oscar nominated actress and singer you love from pitch perfect 2, and begin again, the delightful, the wonderful, mail-- hailee steinfeld is here tonight. >> hello. >> james: there she. is how are you? >> i'm great, how you j. >> james: so nice tow you. >> you too. >> james: we love it when you are here, we have something

we yes, we do. >> james: losses of fun to be had, as there always is when she is here. hailee steinfeld, everybody. in the red room, one of the best comedians and actors around, you know him from the rush hour movies, silver lining playbook and the fifth element, the one, the only, who else could it be but chris tucker is here tonight. >> hold on, hold on. >> james: how are you? >> i'm talking to trump. >> james: who are you talking to. >> donald trump. >> james: dn ald trump is on the phone. >> yeah, he's calling m some secretary of come dierks i don't know. have i to get back to him. >> james: get in there good luck. chris tucker, everybody. and the in the purple hailing all the way from shepherds bush london a pop phenomenon here to perform a song from her debut album, the lovely, the smek tack lar-- spectacular surea is here tontd. (applause) how are you, surea?

yeah. not bad. >> james: it's lovely to hear a british accent around the place am now you are from shepherds bush, right. >> i am. >> james: all i am going to say is watch your wallets guys, rough area. but she's the best. sura everybody. (applause). >> james: are you red, reg, he's reggie warkts i'm james corden, this, this is the "late, late show," roll the titles. ? the late, late show, oh, oh captioning sponsored by cbs the late, late show, ooh ? the late, late show, oh, oh the late, late show ? oh, oh it's the late, late show ? >> james: now yesterday i posted this photo online just as you can see, that's me and tom cruise, there, he was here a few weeks ago. here is the thing, hi trouble coming up with a caption for that.

for people to write captions in. and i mean i'm telling you, it just, it went through the roof, didn't t reg. we couldn't believe what was coming in. >> so mental. >> reggie: it was-- you're right t was, it was mental that is exactly what it it was. we actually got some research. we did some-- and we-- the numbers, this isn't exact, it's rough but it's close. the numbers worked o roughly three captions per human being on the planet wrote captions in in, we actually got in trouble about it today, hill rae clinton called the office today. >> really? >> because we-- it's our fault, it's on us, it's our bad. we put the caption out on the morning of election day. >> oh yeah, that's right.

low voter turnout this year-- . >> reggie: yeah. yeah, that's too bad. >> james: was because people were staying at home-- . >> reggie: right. >> james: and just saying, i just got to get my-- i got to get my captions in. i don't care-- and people were saying but you've got to vote. you have to make sure. i don't care. because i don't need it tomorrow if i have got a caption. but you k to hillary clinton, i said i'm so sorry that us posting late late captions has meant that you're not the president of the the united states. and do you know what she said t warmed my heart so much. she said do you know what, i don't mind. because i know that the captions are worth it. (laughter). >> reggie: amen. (applause).

>> reggie: it's a big deal. >> james: she said will you read mine out? and i saidz is your instagram@ instagram@-- is your insta-- no, i said no, i won't. (applause) i am going to share some of my favorites with you here tonight. this is late late captions. ? late late captions. >> james: no, she did actually write one. and it is@-- i said is your name on instagram@broomy fringe. and she said yes. and i said right. i won't say anything. so when we get to that, you will know.

jeez, this first one comes to-- ---- it's when you are holding this level of comedy, that is what it is. it's like-- cuz the difference is you're all on tenter hooks, i've got to deliver it in a way that is good enough. but so that it lives up to what this bit has become. you know how many views late late captions have on youtube last week? 700 million views. (applause). >> james: thank you. now this first one comes to us from instagram user@x lea sierra. and they wrote when the battery of your phone is at 1 percent. it's true. it's true. nothing is scarier than when the one percents have all the power. (applause)

from@broomy fringe. it it is. at broomy fringe wrote on instagram, when you find out that donald trump has been elected. (applause) at dc underscore frenchie charlie who shared this caption. show me the huggie. you recognize that, right, from my favorite film, jerry hug-gu ire. thank you. this next one comes to us, a similar theme, actually, comes to us from at worstin who wrote

cruise. i can't squash this, you can, it's impossible. this-- . >> reggie: james, it's squishin. >> james: did i say squishin? (applause) because squashin impossible would mean that the moshin impossible, which is actually about a group of guys who love the heavy metal scene, but they're too scared to go up the front, and they go we can't mosh in there in the mosh pit and they go it's moshin impossible. and they go bow bow bow bow you're right, squishin impossible, so sorry. this next one came to us on

at what point is the best name you have got on twitter. how old is sloprobson, do you think? >> 42. >> james: good caption though, might be my favorite who sloprobson who wrote simon and gar funkel have let themselves go. how-- how does tom me, let himself go, tom cruise, that means that sloprobson that tom cruise looks worse than simon or gar funk el. when was the last time you saw simon and gar funk el? this next one from@arpan, layyoh underscore manager on instagram who gave us this aption, no

losers. are they? well, that's not what your mama said when she was leaving captions last night. (applause) this next one came from@zie underscore the dot sheep when the booty too big to handle. gnaw awe, the booty too big to fail. next up from at d4ni4lz on instagram, might be my favorite caption, mike, if you see this, don't buy anything for me. i already ate. james, please read this. this cannot be the most efficient way to tell mike you

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