jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, everybody. i'm jimmy kimmel. very nice. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank yofor watchining. thank you for coming. we're back home. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad i'm here too. i'm glad any of us is here. this is our first night back after a week of shows in brooklyn, new york. i think i speak on behalf of everyone. we just barely survived. had we been there six more hou we'd all be dead, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: right, jimmy. >> jimmy: does your wife know you were out late every night in brooklyn if. >> guillermo: no, no, no. >> jimmy: how is it possible she doesn't know? >> guillermo: i was working very

hard for the show. >> jimmy: that's what you told her? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: what about when we're on the show and i mention you were out all night? >> guillermo: she doesn't watch it. >> jimmy: doesn't watch the show. i learned a lot in brooklyn. for instance, i learned that i have a cousin who pushes an iguana around in a baby stroller. that's right. she brought it to the show. i learned you can chargy $6 for a cup of coffee when you call it pour-over. according to a new report from the worlrld healt organization, bacon, sausage, hot dogs and others processed meats significantly increase your chance of getting cancer which is a ugly way of saying i'm probably die doing what i love. the report said the average american eats 18 pounds of bacon a year, which seemed like a lot.

each package is a pound. i realize i think i ate that yesterday. 18 pounds. the problem with the study is the more people t talk abou bacon about how bad bacon is, how bacon is like cigarettes, how bacon causes cancer, all i hear is "bacon, bacon." it makes me want bacon. so i will have bacon. i guess the point is some things in life are worth dying for. and bacon is right at the top of those things. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: more positive reinforcement for donald trump today. a new poll conducted by associated press shows a majority of republican voters think donald trump is the most electable republican candidate. which is great news for donald trump. not so great news for republican voters. but seeing donalald trumps the most electable candidate is like saying glazed is the most healthy doughnut. is it possible people don't know

what the word electable means? do they think it means delicious? this chocolate pudding is eltable. trump hosted a town halall at a country club in new hampshire where they asked a very good question. >> mr. trump, with the exception of your family, have you ever been told no? >> many times. i mean, my whole life really has been a no. and i fought through it. talked about it. it's not been easy for me. it has n been easy for me. brooklyn. my fatherr gave me a small loan of a million dollars -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and that was in the early '70s by the way. a gallon of gas cost 38 cents in 1973. that would be like a small loan of $8 million from your father now. he must have a medical condition where he can't hear himself taup. mean while, jeb bush is trying to get momentum going by releasing a new book. it's a collection of e-mails he

the book is called "reply all." because nothing gets people excited like group e-e-mail. this is the cover. his enthusiasm is overwhelming. it really looks like a print ad r a prescription drug. don't let irritable bowel syndrome get you down, ask your doctor about dulcolax today. in addition to the book jeb is launching the "jeb can fix it" tour. their new slogan, "jeb can fix it." fix the election? that might be his only hope. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: remember when joe the plumber ran for office? this is likeke thehe oosit of that. bush is trailing both donald ump and ben carson in the polls. in fact, ben carson's'sow leading donald trump in iowa. he appeared yesterday on "meet the press" where chuck todd asked him to address concerns

>> do you think that people mistake your soft-spokenness with lack of energy? i wasn't always like that. there was a time when i was very volatile. but, you know, i changed. >> when was that? >> as a teenager. i would go after people, rocks and bricks a baseball bats and hammers. and of course many people know the story, when i was 14, i tried to stab someone. >> jimmy: right. but before i could stab him, i fell asleep and he fell asleep. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] he doesn't seeeem low energy to me, he sms high. nonot high ergy, just high. he seems like he's been sucking on a water bong all week and showed up at "meet the press." meanwhile, bernie sanders, every candidate in this race has a signature quirk. hillary clinton has that laugh.

trump that is had gestures. ben carson has the voice to put you in a coma. bernie sanders has something different, the tongue. >> it's a mutual high-national state. why are you going after these members in iowa and in new hampshire? >> some people who are watching, senatotor -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i imagine that -- we just got back from a week in brooklyn. brooklyn and l.a. are very different. not just weather and culture. people are different. there's a toughness when you walk around brooklyn that you don't necessarily experience here. people ar little more no-nonsense. to break that up a bit and generate warmth we sent cousin sal out in the street to yell

we do in this in hollywood from time to time. we thought it would be interesting to try it in new york. here it is, cousin sal shouts compliments in brooklyn. >> sal: excuse me, do you work in the financial district? >> no. >> sal: you look like a million bucks. >>eah? >> sal: yeah, you do. just the way you carry yourself. that's u.s. dollari'm talking about! we, whoa, whoa, someone call the prospect park zoo, looks like a fox just esped. what a beautiful lady, do you believe that? are you with me, fellas, huh? look at her go! let me tell you something, sir. that's not a tie, that's a win. compared to that all the ties are losers. high five. tie five. get it? l right. i tell you what, i'm going to take a guess, i bet that's your baby, right? because the baby's cute and you're cute. case closed. tell your friend on the phone. hey, the statue of liberty

how do you walk so upright? wow! hey, let me tell you something. your accessories are a successry. you did it all right, congratulations! excuse me, i'm looking in this book here at brooklyn attractions. and you're not in it. i'll get the next book. hey, man, you're the pfect slice of new york pizza. thin, know what i mean? perfect. thin and hot. you know what? i want to fold you up and stuff you in my mouth. all right, i went too far. but you're thin and hot! excuse me, sir. can i borrow your glasses for a second? because your looks are blinding, wow. such good looking -- what? give me my glasses! >> get the [ bleep ] out of here. >> sal: give me my glasses! >> macy's. >> sal: you don't need the men's department.

go home! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: pretty much the same as here. you're welcome, brooklyn. when we come back eric stonestreet is here from "modern family." we're going to make a world series bet that one of u us will very much wish we hadn't. so stick around, we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] i used to get really stressed out putting my personal info in these online shopping forms. last name. how about last time. now i breathe easy, with the ancient art of yoga... and masterpass. this pose is called "downward d facing h." yoga's hard, right? you want a bite? more for me! the easier way to shop online. masterpass from mastercard and your bank.

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>> jimmy: thank you for rejoining us. kristeten wiig a music from el king on the way. first football. this is good. dallas cowboys lost to the giants yesterday. after the game, cowboys defensive end greg hardy gave

postgame interview. but it's also so much less than that. >> sean just said that he looks at -- >> no comment, next question? >> the defense -- >> no comment, next question? any other questions? no comment. next question? no comment. next question? any other questions? no comment. any other questions? >> were you -- >> no comment. any other questions? no comment. any other questions? thank you guys for coming, i appreciate you all very much. >> jimmy: i don't know, if i was one of the reporters i would never have stopped asking questions. i'd ask 150,000 questions. greg, will you say no comment? "no commt." thank you. i'm focused right now on baseball, not football. the world series starts tomorrow night. the kansas city royals are playing the new york mets. as if things weren't already tense enough between kansas city and new york. it's going to be a great series. ds -- even odds in lasvegas.

last time the royals won the world series was 1985. last time the mets won was 1986. in other words we've got a couple of real losers here. and one of them is going to win. i'm a mets fan. my friend eric stonestreet loves the kansas city royals. he's from kansas city. you know how the mayors and governors do bets where the royals win, new york gets hot dogs and ribs go back the other way? who cares what these guys get to eat? we decided to make a wager that is hopefully a little bit more interesting. and i'm going to tell you about it. first from "modern family please welcome eric stonestreet! [ cheers and applause ] >> hello. >> jimmy: thank you for being here. >> tha you. fresh off the set of the show. >> jimmy: are you? did you shoot today? >> rushed right over.

>> jimmy: thank you for rushing over. royals jersey -- >> always have it in my car. >> jimimmy: i sung thiss idea o you this morning and you were kind enough to agree to it. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: do you find watching the playoffs is a tore truss experience? it is. i was not rooting for the mets, i wanted the dodgers to play. it is rough. the mets are tough. the royals always seem to mak it a tough game. >> jimmy: especially when you have a team like the royals, like the mets, whehere ty haven't won in such a long time. >> right. >> jimmy: it's heartbreaking. we dided to make it even more unpleasant. we decided to make a bet. my original idea is loser gets a vasectomy. [ laughter ] my wife didn't like that one so we narrowed it down -- >> and i had mine yeaearsago. kidding! >> jimmy: we agreed to let fate decide our bet. let's go to the wheel of terrible bets. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guillermo. this is the bet. these are our bets.

i will explain the various bets. this is ear piercece, very simple. whoever loses has to get their ear pierced with an earring for the other team. that's terrible. twitter takeover. the loser -- the winner gets to take over the loser's twitter account for an hour and writite anything he wants. >> oh! >> jimmy: paint ball in a bounce house. the loser gets in a bounce house and the winner fires p paint balls at him. >> for how long? >> jimmy: a minute. handcuffed to a superhero. in this one of us would be handcuffed to one of these superheroes from hollywood boulevard. >> oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: some of them have not showered since -- >> 1985? >> jimmy: right. and the last three, jimmy's choice, i choose one. eric's choice, you get to choose one. or guilrmo's choice, guillermo gets to choose one. are you ready for this? >> i'm ready.

>> jimmymy: guillermo, are you ready? give it a good spin. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we'll find out which terrible bet -- i'm n not sure y we're doing this. there's no good reason for it. >> jimmy's choice. >> jimmy: all right. well, now, typically i would make the choice when i saw who won. i think i'll make the choice now. i think it's more fair that way. >> yeah, i think that's fair. >> jimmy: what i am going to choose is -- i am going to choose the worst one. i am going to choose paint ball in a bounce house. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: magod have mercy on both of us and may the best fan win. erin stonestreet, everybody! >> go kansas city royals! >> jimmy: we have a good show tonight.

are you going? there's nowhere to go over there. that's not a real city, you can't go into it. ed westwick is here. be right back with kristen wiig so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you

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>> jimmy: hi, everybody. tonight, from the new show "wicked city" which p premimieres tomorrow on abc, ed westwick is here with us. and then talented young woman, this is their album, it's called "love stuff." elle king from the samsung stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, from "modern family," julie bowen will be here, carrie underwood, later this week harrison ford, trevor noah, katie lowes, music from brett eldridge, and our annual halloween ctume pageant which is a hit with young and old alike. we take half of one halloween costume and half of another. put them together, the results are hilarious. our first first guest is talented in every way a person can be. you know her from "saturday night live" and "bridesmaid," and "the martian" and moles that

change color unexpectedly. "nasty baby" is in theaters right now and on itunes and on demand starting friday. please welcome kristen wiig! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. kristen, you look very lovely. >> thank you so much >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm really good. >> jimmy: i'm glad to hear it. life is good. what a natural pose. >> i know, right? that's how i always sit. how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. >> you look great. >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. how's everything going? >> everything's great. >> jimmy: you're working so much, it's crazy. >> i have been. i'm taking a break now. >> jimmy: good. >> ye, i need to like go to the dentist and stuff. see people. yeah. >> jimmy: all that stuff does get pushed off. >> it does. >> jimmy: you're from new york,

are you rooting for mets? >> uh -- yes. ye i'm going to the games. yeah. >> jimmy: did you spend your whole life in new york? >> i'm upstate. ro chester. >> upstate. >> a littltle bit in pennsylvania. >> jimmy: what part of pennsylvania? >> lancaster. >> jimmy: that's the amish country. >> sure is. >> jimmy: we would go there on the way to hershey park when i was a kid. >> i go to hershey park all the time. >> jimmy: all the time? >> not all the time. like every other day. no, yeah, t they hahad that roller coaster, the super duper lolooper, and the cocomet. chocolate world when you'dee how the park is made. >> jimmy: the smell ofershey papark is great. i remember the street lights shaped like candy kisses. >> yes? when you're a kid that is the most awesome thing in the world. >> i know. i remember when i was little, my mom told me she had a surprise for my birthday. i noticed we were driving towards hershey park. driving in, i saw the lights,

and i was like, we're going to hershey park. she said, no, i'm taking you to see john denver at hershey park. it was the hershey park stadium. i was like, this is for you. we had a great time but i was 10. it was a great concert. >> jimmy: living in rochester you're close to cada. >> yes. we'd go there a lot. >> jimmy: you would go to canada a lot? >> yes. >> jimmy: go over the bored tore buy beer and stuffike that. >> yes. tonto, buy canadian cigarettes and beer. >> jimmy: this might be why canadians think so little o us in general because we're always drunk and smoking when they see us. >> yeah. that's whyhy. >> jimmy: would you then smuggle them back? >> no, we would -- no. i don't -- well. yeah the cigarettes, yes. >> jimmy: cigarettes. >> yeah, it would be scary to drive -- we did get pulled over, had to stop on the little border checkpoint once.

>> i was going to a beastie boys concert. and we got p pulled over. the was nothing in the car but i was convinced because i had a beer ten hours ago that i was never g going bac to america. >> jimmy: you were smuggling the beer internally? >> yes. i only had like one. and that's wrong. i thought about that the whole way home. >> jimmy: how old were you, how fa far away from the john denver concert? >> it was the week after. no, i i don't know. i i was a teen. >> jimmy: you were a teen, yes. >> a late teen. >> jimmy: a late teen, yes. have you ever been arrested? >> no -- > jimmy:good. >> no. i've been pulled over. a lot. >> jimmy: a lot? not a lot. you know. >> jimmy: what's the amount? >> like -- maybe like -- five times. >> jimmy: that's not that bad. >> that's not crazy.

and i had -- this is terrible -- i had peerbeer in the back seat. we were drivivingnd turned the corner and there was a checkpoint. oh, we're screwed, we're done. the cop came up and he was like, what's all this? i was like, we're taking it to recycling. he was like, okay. >> jimmy: he didot say that. >> he did. he was like, all right, okay. he let us go. my friend was like -- the whole night he was like, you know what happened on the way here? >> jimmy: that was your first improv maybe? >> yeah. exactly. yes. >> jimmy: the recycling cent. bringing these cold cans of beer to the recycling center. >> he didn't really see it. he was just like, okay. let us go. >> jimmy: when i was a kid they would say -- all these things seem like such a big deal. but yeah, if you saw kids now with we're in the back of the car, as long as they weren't drinking -- >> now, yeah. not back when i was a kid 50 years ag >> jimmy: they'd say they're

going to cal cops if you're making crank calls or doing stup things like that. >> yes. >> jimmy: were you a crank cacaller? >> i was a crank caller, yeah. i did have the cops come to my house once for doing that. >> jimmy: for real? >> for real. >> jimmy: from prank calls? >> we prank called this one person a lot. and they knew it was us. and then they -- >> jimmy: who was the person? >> her name was jen. >> jimmy: was this jennifer aniston? >> no. that wou be so weird. >> jimmy: i just pulled one out there. >> yeah, it was a year ago. but i got out of things. >> jimmy: how would you --hy would you crank call jen? >> kid dozen that. >> jimmy:he knew it was you? >> yeah, it was obvious. >> jimmy: what did the cops say? >> they were like, her parents called us and they want you to stop doing it. >> jimmy: did you? >> i was like, i didn't do it. >> jimmy:right. then miraculously the calls stopped? >> yeah, they stopped.

bad girl, i had no idea. >> well -- but i had a way of getting out of thins. >> jimmy: that makes it worse in a y. what was your way of getting out of things? >> i had -- i did one thing that i'm almost hesitant to say because i feel like, if kids hear it, they're going to do it. then their parents are going to blame me. >> jimmy: you definitely have to say it, yeah. >> ild go out with my friends and then i would stay out past curfew and then i would call my house and then my mom would aner and i would say, "that's okay, mom, i got it." she'd be like, oh, you're home. >> jimmy: that's really diabolical. >> i know. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: kristen wiig,

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blk baby. >> it would be trendy. >> we're going to be in fashion why. >> jimmy: kristen wiig in "nas baby" in theaters now and available on all these amazing -- i thought the movie was really good. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how did they get you to do a small-budget movie? >> i do a lot. >> jimmy: i know but how would one get you to do it? >> my fririend alia what is in the movie told me about it. i just saw sebastias movie "cstal fairy and the magic cactus" with michael cera. >> jimmy: he's the director and you costar. >> yeah, it was all improvised and we s shot it in two weeks. >> jimmy: i was wondering. >> it's amazing. >> jmy: it did seem very natural. i thought maybe the nature of making a low-budget film, does that -- because you don't do it million times, does it feel more natural because of that? >> this one was like -- we had an outline and we knew what the scene was.

as you keep going it gets a little shorter. like that. >> jimmy: you're doing these big budget movies, "the martian," "ghostbusters," and almost no budget movies. do you feel -- i don't know, do >> i an, there's less food around. table. >> jimmy: this is a photograph from "ghostbusters." are you finished shooting? >> we are, yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know how much we can say. are you playing the same characters from the movie? >> no, no, totally different characters. >> jimmy: so there's no venkman or ananything, different characters? >> yes. >> jimmy: it's top secret? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. you're not allowed to say anything. >> wead an amazing time making it. >> jimmy: i would imagine it would be a lot of fun. >> so fun. >> jimmy: even just -- did you

>> i got to sit in it. >> jimmy: you didn't get to drive? >> i got to sit in the back seat. >> jimmy: i love that the car is -- >> the car is amazing. >> jimmy: what year is the movie set? >> now. >> jimmy: current. so just an old car. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's interesting that you go back and forth between these big budget movies and small budget movies. you have another project that's a very extremely independent movie. some of the independent movies aren't so independent. but this one. >> this one's very dramatic. and i'm excited about it. we have the trailer i think we're premiering here. >> jimmy: the reviews, i don't want to embarss you, but have been unbelievable for this film. >> thanks. >> jimmy: it's early but some people are talking oscars. this trailer has not premiered -- >> we're doing it here. >> jimmy: this is the premiere of the trailer for kristen's new film, take a look.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are back. still to come, music from elle king. you know our next guest from the show "gossip girl." he has his own show now. he plays a nightclub-crawling serial killer on "wicked city" which premieres tomorrow n night at 10:00 o on abc. say hello to ed westwick! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy:ongratulations on your show >> hello. >> jimmy: can i tell you, i had no idea until today that you were from england. >> am, i am. >> jimmy: boy, you really are. >> yes, yes, very much so.

>> jimmy: why is it that english people are so much better at doing american accents than we are -- >> thank you for saying that. ybe it's the amount of american television we get in the u.k. we get to watch all these fantastic shows. >> that makes sense. >> we spend our days. >> jimmy: how old were u when you came to l.a.? >> i was about 7 or 8 years old. on a holiday. 1996 or around then. >> jimmy: i see. you came with your family. >> came with the family, came to california, went to vegas. we had an amazing time. >> jimmy: did you? where'd you stay in veg gas? >> excalibur? oh! classy, yes. it's like being back home in england, really. >> well, we did t the knigh of the round table so we left engnd to do something thathey did 500 years ago in england. >> jimmy: as a year-old you probably didn't have any concept. >> i banged my mug on the desk and had a good time. . >> jimmy: your parents probably thought it was ridiculous.

>> they're always up for a laugh. >> jimmy: acting is something that you wanted to do from a young age? >> i just had a lot of fun playing dress-up, as it were. >> jimmy: i see. las vegas, what did that -- what kind of an impact did that have on you? >> to this day i find it an incredible place. you've got these amazing structures with the hotels and everything. it seems like a fun place. >> jimmy: it is a fun place. i grerew up las vegas. >> they were telling me, yeah. >> jimmy: my hometown. we did have a lot of fun. probably not the fun you'd have whenou're 7. >> no, no, no. the fun definitely changes i'm assume assuming. >> jimmy: have you been back? >> i was there actually for the mayweather/pacquiao fight. althoughidn't get to the fight. we were at a viewing party. >> jimmy: i see. >> hell of an evening. >> yeah, yeah, i was actually there then as well. not as part of my upbringing. i accompanyied manny -- i was his bad luck charm that night.

me if i'm wrong -- >> not a nice guy, is he? >> jimmy: he's a serial killer who on top of that has sex with the viims. >> yeah, he's into a touch of necrophilia. you know. new territory for me. you'll be pleased to know that. >> jimmy: i would hope so. >> to set the context it's a hell of a show. 1982, sunset strip. you've got all of the sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll of that era. yes, i'm playing a serial killller. but he's not just the monster that he seems to be. he has a very -- >> jimmy: he's got good qualities too? >> redeeming a specific choice of words. he has this relationship with a character, betty, played by the wonderful erika christensen. and this romance blossoms. they're throwing around the term "romeo and juliet of serial

>> jimmy: she's a serial killer too? >> i don't want to spopoil it but we go on a bit of adventure together. >> jimmy: wow, okay. you guys will be killing for years and years? >> i mean -- there's a lot of people out there.. [ ughter ] >> jimmy: that's true. >> don't feel like a victim. >> jimmy: you can't really research a role like this. >> you can but i probably wouldn be able to be here tonight, i'd be locked up somewhere. it mig not have worked out. >> jimmy: your character is a -- does some babysitting on the side? >> yes, another one of the interesting dynamics shall we say. he's a lovely babysitter as well. >> jimmy: listen, when you find a good babysitter. >> you've got to sick with him. through the rough and the smooth. >>immy: yeah, obviously. yeah. >> no, but i mean, that's one of the things that really attracted me to the part. it's very unique. it's incredibly interesting and multi-layered. i think when peoeople tune in, it airs tomorrow, please check it out. >> jimmy: are you enjoying being

in 1982? >> very much. i was born in '87. >> jimmy: you missed it. >> a little before my time. now i get to, you know, redo it. >> jimmy: there's a lot of music from the '80s? >> we have a fantastic music collllection, billy idol, "white wedding" going round in my head. all of that. we capture the era very well, i think. >> jimmy: you know the stories of the sunset strip a all that stuff that went on? >> i've heard, yeah. what's interesting as well is the way kind of we base our show on a little bit of history. it pic up after the hillside strangler and zodiac killer. we incorporate that part. >> jimmy: you carry on the tradition? >> of serial killers, yes. >> jimmy: do you know a lot about serial killers now? >> i know how to stab a watermelon very well. that's one of the things i have got down. >> jimmy: is that what you do? >> that's what you do. we have the body. the person, the actor. we take them out, move the

for its moment. the watermelon -- some of them have big e egos t be honest. and -- >> jimmy: they don't know what they're in for, they have no idea. they wake up that morning -- >> you'r a normal watermelon. next thing you know you're getting stabbed by ed westwick, it's great. >> jimmy: is that because of the sound? >> it's for the impact and we get -- pack it with blood and it squirts up and it looks fantastic. >> jimmy: does it spoil your appetite for watermelons? >> never was a fan so i find it easy? you don't like watermelelon? >> no, i don't. they couldn't have picked a more brliant persrson. >> jimmy: wait a minute, you ar psychopath it turns out. >> i am, i am. >> jimmy: i don't think i ever met anybody that doesn't like watermelon. >> well, i don't know yes singled thahat one out. >> jimmy: have you had a good watermelon? do you feel ke maybe you had those england watermelons? >> maybe that was it, i had a bad experience as a child, one tried to bite me or something like that. >> jimmy: this is preposterous. >> iteally is.

frui that you dislike? >> no, i stick with my apples and pineapples. >> jimmy: apples a and pineapples. >> that' my gang >> jimmy: congratulations. i hope the show is a b hit. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "wicked city" premieres tomorw night at 10:00 re on abc. ed westwick, everybody. we'll be right back with elle king! [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: the jimmy kimmel

by samsung. >> announcer: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i want to thank kristen wiig, ed westwick and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next, but first this is her album "love stutuff" here with the song "ex's and oh's" elle king. well i had me a boy turned him into a man

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