live." >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmmmy kimmelive". tonight -- harrison ford. from "scandal", katie lowes. our 10th annual half-and-half halloween pageant. and "this week in unnecessary censorship." with cleto and the cletones. and now, do note afraid, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice, thank you for watching.

may the force be with all of you. you know, we decided that for our halloween show this year, obviously we'd all dress up like "star wars" characters. somehow i wound up princess leia. whicich made me sense before i had the beard. but makes very little. i could have been princess leia in the slave bikini so count your blessings. should i not be pointing this gun at people? don't worry, it's fake. let's go around and we'll go through everybody's costumes. first of all, to my rit, my trumsed security guard guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look fantastic. do you know who you are dressed up as? >> joda. >> jimmy: that's right. say that one more time. >> guillermo: joda. >> jimmy: we dressed him as yoda hear him say it. dicky is hans solo froze anyone carbonite, which is great.

how would a guy from boston say carbonite out of curiosity? >> cab-onite. >> jimmy: that's right. cleto dressed as c3po. it matches the sax, nice touch. his dad is r2d2, are you in there cleto? >> cleto: yes, i am. >> jimmy: our keyeyboard player jeff is max rebo from jabba the hutt's band on keyboard tonight. >> hi. >>immy: you're one of the guys from the cantina band, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right. our bass player is a storm trooper. our drummer jonathan is darth vader. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it would be fun to have dartds vader take a drum cee lo. give us a little something. light sabersticks.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: great costume. really. if we went out onto hollywood boulevard we'd make so muchh money in tips. we'd put those dirty superheroes out of business immediately. you know, "star wars" costumes are very popular this year. according to google the most-searched costumes this year are harley quinn, star wars, pirate, batman, and porn got in there it always seems to get in there. we had the real han solo unfrozen, fresh in the flesh with us, harrison ford is here. [ cheers and applause ] princess leia and harrison ford willll be tother. i hope he's able to keep his hands off me. harrison ford surprisingly is into halloween. these are some of the costumes he's worn over the years.

there he is as kobe bryant. han solo holding a red solo cup. here he is dressed as a nun. and a nerd. and a rock star with his wife calista. and my personal favorite, he and calista went as hip peas. hippies. she's the hippie, he's the peas. harrison loves halloween or kekeeps losg bets with his wife, i'm not sure. last night in colorado the republican candidates for president gathered to debate. it w the most-watched program in cnbc history. more than 5,000 people wated this thing last night on cnbc. mostly to get ideas for halloween costumes. this was the third installment of the republican debate series. "the return of the jeb-i" if you will. jeb bush has been trailing in the polls by a pretty wide margin. boy last night he really cane

>> you find a democrat that's for cutting spending by ten dollars, i'll give them a warm kiss. >> jimmy: why does it have to be warm? don't worry, jeb, it's almost over. jeb bush had a very rough night lastnight. he finally got time to say what heanted and how did he use it? he attacks not donald trump, not hillary clinton or ben carson. of all people he attacks marco rubio for missing votes in the senate. which is something that literally no one outside of florida cares about. it was embarrassing. and it's just like a bush to attack the wrong guy, it really is. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: despite two hours of discussion, the debate left us no clearer at all on who this person is. i think it's -- i think it might be my wife's dad's cousin but i could be wrong. the worst of memorable moments, we learned donald trump carries a gun. he heold the group he carries a concealed weaponon, conceals it

the front-runner dr. ben carson, in his closing statementnt, said one thing he's noticed on the campaign trail that is people are waking up. and we're hoping that eventually he will also wake up. ere were some moments whwhere the discussion got out of hand. with ten kachbd dates on the stage it's hard to speak and in. at a certain point iidn't know if i was watching a debate or "the view." >> should the federal government play a larger role in helping to set up retirement plans for these workers? >> . the federal government should not -- >> the more you tax something the less you get -- [ talking over each other ]

[ talking over each other ] >> and we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ben carson still didn't wake up. saturday, of cose, is halloween. and yeah, i do plan to wear this dress until then. i don't have any big plans for halloween. i think i'll just smash a few of my neighbors' pumpkins and go to sleep. if you still don't know what to go as for halloween i do have an easy last-minute costume idea. mess up your hair, poke yourself in the eye, grab a squirrel, shove it down your pants, bam, you're gary busey. for anyone not familiar withhe true meaning and history of halloween, pat robertson was kind enough to lay it out for this on this morning's edition of "the 700 club." >> saturday is halloween. and that's the day when millions of children and adults will be dressing up as devils, witches

to celebrate satan. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's pat's way of saying he won't be giving out candy at his house. according to yahoo!, 68% of parents plan to steal some of their kids' halloween candy this year. which aserrible thing to do. [ cheers and applause ] in my opinion,t's a lot more n to pretend you ate their candy, record it and send it to me. once again we're issuingng a halloween candy youtube challenge. we've seen gems over the past four years but this one featuring brothers c.j. and jacob in my opinion is still the gold standard of all of them. >> i ate all your candy. you have no more halloween candy left. >> what? >> she ate it! the heck? >> mom! . >> don't you guys think you ate enough candy last night? >> no. i only had like one bite of candy. are you serious

you'll probably get a bellyache. that's why you suldn't eat so much candy. mom, that's two. >> two what? >> two bags of candy. >> two plus twoo equals five. >> four. you were so close. did you see how much i had? i went to a lot of houses. >> i know. i ate it all, it tasted so good, especially the peanut butter cup cups. >> aah! you sneaky mom! >> jimmy: to all you sneaky moms and dads this is your last call. our fifth annual halloween candy youtube challenge. you know what to do. tell y your kids you ate the candy, post to it youtube with the title hey jimmy kimmel i told my kids i ate all their halloween candy. once you post the video stay on the lookout for a message from us to your youtube account. we'll go through all of them, monday night.

what's the point of even having kids if you can't do stuff like this, right? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we look forward to your participation. earlier tonight on abc we had a new episode of "scandal." "scandal" was created by shonda rhimes, who's the creator of "grey's anatomy," "how to get away with murder," very prolific. before her success shonda created a teen drama. they only shot four episodes, it was never picked up. this has never been seen on television until tonight. it my pleasure tonight to share episode 1 of a show called "scandal high." good day to you >> it's election season at scandal high and the competition is as hot as the candidates. very hot. leading the race, hunter ulysses whitman. quarterback. honors student.

and all-around golden boy. and hunter's rival? his best friend, tanner macarthur. heartbreer, instagram champ, and total player. >> sup, girl? >> will the election turn these besties forever into besties for never? meanwhile, things are heating up between scandal high's most dramatic couple. computer geek noseth and got princess jeneka. trouble in paradise? >> hey. >> hey. >> hey. hey! >> what? >> hey. >> hey! >> but they're not the only couple steamaming up t school.

wants be more than teacher's pet. >> use the pithing that ran theorem to find the hypotenuse of? >> are we -- >> courtney, you know i'm openly gay. >> well, i'm gay too. for r you. [ bell rings ] >> it was a day like any other. until an unexpected scandal threatened to bring the whole school -- >> to the ground! >> i didn't do this! i've been framed! framamed by a saboteur! >> a what? >> a saboteur! >> what is that? >> a a soon doou remember.

>> a salvatore? >> a saba do you remember. >> a taco tour? >> a saboteur! raise your hand if you're sure? >> a good y! hunter ulysses whitman, i would never do this, you're my friend to the end. >> was. ththis is t endship to our friendship. consnsider youelf unfollowed. deejay detention, may how i feel. becse baby now we got you know we used to be bad love so take a look what you've done because baby now we've got bad love >> so long, tanner. graffiti isn't cool when it gets you kicked out of school. and tanner's loss would be someone else's gain. >> i'm going to rule this school. they'll see. they'll all see.

>> well, i won't see. i'm blind! >> sup? >> sup? >> next time on "scandal high." >> hey. computer geek. >> that's your haircut? >> oh, flunk me! >> i can smell everything. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: episode of "scandal high." we have to take a break. when we come back one of our most beloved traditions on this show, our annual half and half halloween costume pageant. we take half of one costum this is 50 centipede, we combine it with half of anoer costume, that's sincinnabon-o. that's my lil wayne, not my lil pony. 50 shades of grey pew upon. we have the best year yet. our wardrobe department has outdone themselves.

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. harrison ford and katie lowes from can dista are on the way. first time for our cherished annual institution. every year we take half of one costume, half of another costume, smoosh them together to make one unprecedented costume. i'm going to ask you guys here in the audience around me -- by the way, two other princess leias, that's embarrassing. next time call. to help. here we go, it's t timeor our 10th annual half a half halloween costume festival! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: who is at th door?

i hear the bell ringing. please let them in. oh, look at this. your job here in the audience, anybody around here know who this is? >> i do. >> jimmy: you're too far away. who is it? >> emoijesus. >> jimmy: that is solutely right! all right, looks like we have another trick-or-treater. and who could this somebody oh, wow. look at this. the guy in the "star wars" shirt, w d do you thk this is? >> fred flintstoner. >> jimmy: pretty close. we were thinking dread flintstone. but it's dread flintstone but close enough. well done. he ate four boxes of fruity pebbles backstage oh my goodness. well, lo at this.

princess, who is this? >> humpy dumpy? >> jimmy: not trumpy dumpy? it's trumpty dumpty, in fact. he's out building a wall. that head is actual size. who else is at our door? well, look at this. illegal on hollywood boulevard. do you know who this is? do anyny of you ow? can you guess? yes, you know? >> godsilly? >> jimmy: pretty close. godzilly spring, yes. look at how godzilly he is. let's see who we have at the door. oh, well. this one is -- this is a tough one, i think. i don't know if anybody's going

to be able to guess th. it's based on a popular television series. does anybody have a guess? >> the walking bed? >> jimmy: that is absolutely right, the walking bed. well done. very well done. that a good costume to pass out in drunk, you know? oh, guillermo, we have someone else at the door. so many visitors today. oh, wow. look at this. well, that's not a smartee, kids. pill cosby? >> jimmy: pill cosby, that is absolutely right! don'let him get on top of the walking bed. yes, i think i heard the door.

i recognize this young man. sir, who a you tonight may i ask? >> no,o, no, no. no hints. >> no hints? does anybody know what this reach is? >> wilmer valderllamu? >> jimmy: that's right, well done. that was the hardest one. you look great, see wilmer on fox monday nights. he unfornately does not wear that outfit on the show. thanks to our costume department, thanks to rodney for putting together this beautiful assortment of costumes. it is thursday night. it means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it is "thiseek in unnecessary censorship enjoy. >> welcome back to our set in left field.

everyone's going nuts. they are [ bleep ]ed up because they feel it here. >> start with you senatotor. >> i want a [ bleep ] so small i can barely see it. >> iran is cheating on everything they've promised and they're sticking their finger right in our [ bleep ]. >> well, i'm about to [ bleep ] franken stein's [ bleep ]. find out what happens coming up on "today." >> all these pitchers, they want to go compete and they just want to [ bleep ] your butt. >> boy am i good at [ bleep ], nobody can [ bleep ] like me. >> that is a joke. [ bleep ] trump. >> are you [ bleep ] proud of yourselves? >> maybe i should turn around and go home. oh, come on, musselman. you said if we told you scary stories we'd get to [ bleep ] your mom. >> we did a lot o of [ bleep ]ing here for sure. >> can i [ bleep ], [ bleep ]? >> are you sucking [ bleep ] on a bus? are you sucking [ bleep ] on a bus? >> i was born doing that from

i want to suck [ bleep ] i want to suck [ bleep ] now now now >> jimmy: tonit on the show from "scandal," katie lowes is here. be rig back to talk "star wars" with harrison ford so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by jet blue.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. m jim princess leia. we have no music tonight. next week marc ruffalo will be here, sharonstone, seth rogen, hillary clinton will joioin us, the comedy team of bob owesenkirk and david cross will be with us, music fromm j jason aldean and color me bad and brad paisley will be here to perform. [ cheers and applause ] mashing them together hike we did with halloween costumes to form color me brad, it will be wonderful. we like to play with words. this is exciting, november 23rd a special "star wars: the force

awakens" show with director j.j. abrams and cast members will be here in full force. join us then. earlier this year we got to hear our first guest say "chewy, we're home," and millions of voices cried out in joy. in less than two months captain han solo returns in "star wars: the force awakens." it opens in theaters december 18th. please welcome harrison ford! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look great.

it's great to see you. what are you, exactly? i see you're a hot dog, you also are a dog? >> i'm a dog in a hot dog suit. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how could i be so stupid? >> what are you? >> jimmy: i'm your lover. you don't remember me? from the '70s? we had qte a thing. i'm wearing mascara right now. is that the way you want to do it? >> h how are you? > jimmy:ou remember yoda? >> guillermo: i'm yoda. >> yoda you are. >> jimmy: yoda he is, yes. >> guillermo: you look good. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. i'm sorry, i'll be quiet. everything okay? you all right? it's good to see you.

i'm so glad to see you, i'm trying to segue from the dog in the costume. but i'm glad to see you alive, i really am. [ cheers and applause ] know that sounds weird. you were in the plane crash.. u know that, right? >> yeah. yeah, i remember. >> jimmy: do you remember? >> not all of it. >> jimmy: not all of it. >> i remember some of it. i remember the engine stopping. i remember that part very well. and then i -- i remember telling the tower what i was going to do. then i remember their suestion. >> jimmy: what was their suggestion? >> well, their suggestion was

and i knew i wasn't going to do that so i said no. >> jimmy: good call. >> that's the last thing i remember till five days afterwards, actually. >> jimmy: you don't remember going down? >> no. >> jimmy: were you unconscious at that time, do you think? >> i would -- i would hope so. no, i was not -- >> jimmy: you were not? >> i'm told by the doctors that the amount ofeneral anesthetic that i g induced a retro grade amnesia. >> jimmy: wow. people do forget stuff like that whent happens. but it's usually in a movie. >> this was not a movie. >> jimmy: this was not a movie. you land on a golf course. do you yell "fore" as you come down? >> ford. >> jimmy: ford. have you ever seen all the news reports that were on that day that people didn't know what happened? >> no, i don't think so.

>> jimmy: oh, we should put those on a dvd for you to check out. >> yeah. > jimmy: ke a tom sawyer/huckleberry finn kind of thing for you. >> thanks. >> jimmy: no problem at all. hey, this "star wars" movie, i was wondering, are you interested in "star wars"? if you weren't in the movie would you ever go to see it? >> oh -- sure. >> jimmy: you would? >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's up your alley? >> it's -- down the block. >> jimmy: a little down the block. >> i don't have an alley in my neighborhood. >> jimmy: no alleys? you should get an alley. if nothing else, for bowling. they're nice. >> yeah. i mean, i wouldldake my kids. >> jimmy: you'd take the kids to see it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: speaking of kids -- >> if they would go, knowing i was in it. >> jimmy: do you dress up for halloween or the kids or because you luke to dress up for hallown?

no, i do it -- >> jimmy: you have a dog nose on, it's hard for me to tell right now. >> i dress up because -- we go out -- used to go out with my son trick-or-treating and i didn't want very much attention. so i thought that these would be good disguises. they were all -- i thought they were good disguises. >> jimmy: no. >> no? >> jimmy: no. >> that was the weird part. >> jimmy: quite the contrary. >> oh. i don't know. but that was the idea. >> jimmy: i see. when you made this most recent "star wars" movie you got injured. you hurt your ankle doing the film? is that what it was? yeah.h. >> jimmy: we got the police report. said we were called to pine wood studios at 5:05 p.m. after reportrts of a 71-year-old man being injured by a garage or. were you injured by a garage door? >> not so much. >> jmy: no? >> no.

>> it was the door to the millennium falcon, yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: did the police lie? to cover up what was going on? how did that get out there? or are they just mistaken? >> woof. >> jimmy: haharrison fd is here somewhere under this costume. we're going to talk about "star wars" when we come back. that's why we're here. be right back. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by crispety, crunchety, pepeanut-butry butterfinger.laugh here and cry here. scream over hehere and freak out over there! and maybe go back to laughing here. and crying there. try not to laugh here though, it's rude.

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movie. you will not be disappointed. at all. i promise u. >> jimmy: i've heard this from people here who would tell me the truth if they knew otherwise. who do you like better, george lucas or j.j. abrams? i'm not just talking about working, i mean personally. >> or donald trump? >> jimmy: or donald trump,p, yeah. rank them in order. >> no, no. i love them all. >> jimmy: you love them both? >> listen. george has been amazing to me. he's been the author of the early chahapters omy life. >> jimmy: sure, yeah. >> and given me the opportunity to have a really extraordinary

j.j. has given me a chance to have a really wonderful part in a great movie. >> jimmy: that good. now, is it true that you asked george lucas to kill han solo off duringhe original original first three movies? >> not personally. >> jimmy: you didn't personally ask? >> no, i didn't ask him to personally kill me off. i asked him to ask the writers to k kill m off. because i thought that it would be good that the character who appeared to have not so much of a complex interweaving with the theme of the force and all that good stuff -- excuse me. >> jimmy: you must be a beer sausage. bad boy! [ laughter ]

>> no i thought it would be good that the character would -- if he sacrificed himself. >> jimmy: right. are you glad now -- >> in some noble way. >> jimmy: are you glad that you did not that han solo did not get killed off? >> yes. >> jimmy: i would think so. >> yes. >> jimmy: harrison ford, everybody. we will all see him in "star wars: the force awakens" december 8th. thank you. be right back with kat lowes! >> dicky: portions of "jimmy mmel live" are brought to you by crispety, crunchety, peanut-buttery butterfinger.

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>> star trek! >> jimmy: you got the wrong movie franchise. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's "star wars." >> yeah, i think i just really excitedly sread an e-mail. >> jimmy: it happens. >> or a text exchange or something. >> jimmy: j.j. abrams, he started directing star trek, all of a sudden he was doing star wars, didn't en realize, that's right, i had a similar experience and h here i am. star trek. >> jimmy: who are you? >> this s is deanna troy, who is one of my favorites from "star trek: next generation "next generation. >> i grew a up watching the show and eating tv dinners on a teenage ninja turtle tv tray. and my mom would put out chicken nuggets and pizza. i would just look at deanna try

>> jimmy: you guys had tv dinners and chicken nuggets and pizza? >> yeyes, all the time. >> jimmy: what kind of a house was this? were you living in an all you can eat buffet? >> my mom was not the world's best cook. >> jimmy: there's your character right there. >> right there, yes. >> jimmy: wow. yeah, that's good. >> did you see? look at that head of hair. >> jimmy: that's big hair. >> my mother also has hair like that. >> jimmy: your mother does? >> as do i. and so i felt like i rereally related to her. kind of at that age where was feeling feelings. the show is kind of sexual. i n't know if you remember. >> jimmy: no, i never watched it. >> you didn't? >> jimmy: i watched the old "star trek." >> oh, yeah, ye. >>immy: he was having sex with aliens and stuff but they never showed it. >> they were having sex with iens on this show too. >> jimmy: they were? >> that's thee thing. i felt feelings about alien sex, i guess. >> jimmy: really. so you had sexual fantasies watching "star trek: next generation"? >> i did. i had a thing for patrick stewart. >> jimmy: who doesn't?

>> right? tell me about it. >> jimmy: do you like bald men in general? >> well -- if you take a look at a cture e of my husband, he's got a huge head of hair like me. so i guess patrick stewart -- i got the whole bald thing out of the way. >> jimmy: i see. >> i felt it at a young age. >> jimmy: maybe it will come back arnd, your husband will eventually -- >> reap the benefits of that. >> jimmy: possibly b becomebald. >> full-circle moment. >> jimmy: there you go. speaking of your husband, you brought a phograph of what i assume is -- when was this? >> this was a couple halloweens ago. my husband's from philly.. and so he wenent as rocky balboa. okay. >> i went as adrian which is fun at a party when your husband keeps trying to lose you so he can yell, "yo adrian" over a over and over again. he also was wearing his boxing gloves the whole time and i night. just dumping beer all over his face because he couldn't drink.

>> j jimmy: rit. >> that same night -- >> jimmy: that's a real commitment to the character. >> we're bot acts so we really went for it. the next morning, we had forgotten that we had a couch to sell on craigslist that we had posted the day before halloween. this night happened. 8:00 a.m. next morning people came into our house. and dealed them. all this stuff -- >> jimmy: people came to your house to buy it? >> then they took the couch out, we were so hung over. obviously, all the beer drinking. and then we looked at each other and we were still in full costume. him with the black eye, a bloody nose, and they said absolutely nothing. >> jimmy: did they pay full asking price? >>no >> jim: they didn't, wow. i would not have negotiatedith people -- these are people i would give you the whole amount, get the hell out of there. >> thank you. >> jim: yeah. i know your costar guillermo is a huge halloween fan, obsessed.

guillermo diaz, huck on "scandal," like my best friend. he came up with this great idea where we all get each other wrap gifts at the end of the season. guillermo gives everyone halloween gifts becse it's his favorite holiday. >> jimmy: gifts for halloween? like candy or real gifts? >> he gave us all a dead bat. in a formaldehydyde jar with a lightbulb switch, you turn on the lightbulb and the bat's burning to death all over again because it's already dead. >> jimmy: what a terrible gift. >> it's a crazy thing because guillermo's your best friend. when he comes to your house you want him to see the gift that he gave you out. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so the bat like lives on our console table in our living room. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> like a real conversation starter for everybody else who comes over to the house. >> jimmy: yeah. >> because it's not -- >> jimmy: what is that nightmarish rodent doing in your home? >> it's horrible, a hairy

you accidentally knock that over >> i'm scared. all that formaldehyde. i don't know. it's a whole thing. thank you, guillermo, for the bat. >> jimmy: what a great gift, guillermo. really terrific. [ cheers and applause ] it's very good to see you, thank you for coming. give my best to the whole gang. >> you look so beautiful. >> jimmy: you do too. "scandal" thursday nights at 9:00 on abc. we'll be right back! >> happy halloween!

>> jimmy i want to thank harrison ford, wilmer valderrama, apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. katie, thank you, you're always beautiful. "nightline" is next. thank you for watching, good nit! [ cheers and a applause