then. [ marching band music ] and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >>dicky: from hollywood it's "j"jimmy kiml live"! tonight -- mark ruffalo, from "fresh off the boat" constance wu, and it's mashup monday with music from color me bradd. withth cleto a the cletotones. and new now, mark my words, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ]

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the thanks for coming. i will say that we have a big night t of candy and craying in store for you tonight. it's very good to have y here. any of you show up an hour early because of daylight savings time? yesterday. this is the good one where it goes an hour back, not the terrible nightmare one that ruins our lives. i've found that i spend that extra hour trying to figure out how to reset the time on the microwave and my alarm clock by the bed, the clock in my car. what is it with the clock in the car? why does my car know how to get to san diego but doesn't know what time it is? shouldn't that be automatic? and now it's going to be dark by lunch time. why do we go along with this every year? daylight saving is one of those things we do for no reason.

membership, it makes no sense. here on thursday. maybe i'll ask her if she man's toto do something about this damned daylight savings time. meanwhile, i don't know if this had anything to do with the time change, there are wind advisories in effect in los angeles. we had wind going into halloween weekend. we don't have much weather here. but when we do, even just a tiny bit, our local news crews grab hold of that and they run like hell. >> we're seen someretty heavy wind gusts. flags are flapping behind me. >> take a look at these flags on top of the restaurant here. they have been flapping very hard all night long. >> so we saw a lot of the palm trees moving, we've seen other trees proceeding around. >> listening to the wind at night, we woke up in the middle of the night with the blind shaking. >> halloween decorations were blowing away, flying all over the streets. it's not halloween, it's hallow-wind. >> you're damn right it is.

prayers at this difficult time. it was hell. eaking of hell, did you watch the world series last night? [ cheers and applause ] my team the new york mets lost to the kansas city royals yet another devastating extra-inning game. they were up 2-0 the whole game. until the ninth inning. then just like that, they weret up, theyere tied. then they were down. then -- nower that out. so it was a brutal, spirit-crushing ss. mr. met tried to put his head in the oven but it wouldn't fit. the royals are world champions. this is extra terrible because i made a dumb bet. eric stonestreet from "modern family," a bigig royals fan, we made a wager. now he gets to shoot me with a paint ball gun in a bounce house. i get in a bounce hou and he shoots me with the gun. i believe he's planning to do that wednesday night. i also believe he's planning to bring some of the kansas city royals to help them which was not agreed upon, that was not

that's eric stonestreet in case you're wowondering. batman's enemy is a clown and so is mine. he better not show up in a little car with a bunch of friends. so that will happen on wednesday. and it was a great and surprising season for the new york mets. came to an excruciatingend. at least the mets will finally ge rest and have time to do some of the stuff they weren't able to do during the world series -- like field a groundball! sorry. sorry, it was a great season. the world series wasn't the only big apples sporting event yet. the new york city marathon, the winner of the men's rac was a truck driver from ft. worth field. just kidding. it was a kenyan. two kenyans actually.. for the third straight year, a pairir of kenyans swept the gold medals at the marathon. there they are. stanley b. watt and mary kitane.

[ cheers and applause ] i want to point out -- they traveled more than 7,000 miles to win what is essentially a decorative plate. probably could have got one on etsy for half the cost. congratulations to stanley, mary, the people of kenya. kenyans might be t the pestt marathons but americans are the best at "real housewives" marathons. we will not be challenged by anyone. happy halloween. did you know it was halloween this weekend? apparently it was. [ cheers and applause ] wish someone would post a photo of themselves in a costume on facebook so we'd know. it was 90 degrees here on saturday. halloween's different in l.a. i handed a kid a kit kat, she asked if there were gluten-free options. actually, that didn't happen. that was a joke. yeah. my favorite thing to do when kidsome to the door trick-or-treating is pretend i have no idea what they're talking about. you want what?

why are you dressed like a hockey player? i'm calling the police. of all the candies out there, it's unbelievable. the one candy that it's amazing years. anybody like smarties? [ cheers and applause ] you're a bunch of dummies. there are hundreds of delicious candy bars. there's gum. there are lollipops. how the hell do those little antacids wrapped in plastic -- are they cheaper than other candies? ah, they should call them cheaes. is is pretty good, a guy dressed at darth ver tried to ride one of those hover board things around his house. i like what he's done with the death star, it's very homie. maybe the weirdest thing i saw this halloween weekend happenened

during the kathie lee and hoda portion of the "today" show. kathie lee and hoda dressed as woodstock and snoopy from "peanuts." it's v very quiebut soak it all in. >> whoo! oh, oh! oh ho ho, oh! >> jimmy: was that not a genuine moment of insanity? what was happening? [ laughter ] [ eers and applause ] got the straws. hi, m myame is hoda. my rock bottom came when i was dressed as snoopy. and drank wine out of a dog's pole. this is unbelievable. this happened in san diego on halloween. and i really want to helpp get to the bottom of it because this is

the kind of thing that really drives me nuts. >> seen here in the bunny ears with the children knocked on a door, no one was home, the whom owner left full-sized candy bars and a note reading, help yourself but be considerate. the mom takes bar after bar. >> mom! >> clearing out the boxes. she encourages the kidids to do the same thing. the homeowner hopes someone will recognize this woman. >> jimmy: we recognize her, that's honey boo-boo's mother, we recognize her. oh, i would love to kw who this pson is. i really would. something tells me she already destroyed the evidence. but i would love to find out. can you imagine doing that? if you have any information on this horrible woman, if you see a giant easter bunny selling used candy outside a cvs, please call your local authorities. if they don't do anything, call me. we must bring this monster to justice. [ cheers and applause ]

worst, from the new movieie "spotlight," the incredible mark ruffalo is here. [ cheers and applause ] "fresh off the boat nstance wu is with us. and we are celebrating the return of "mashup monday" where we mash twousic acts up to perform as one. tonight color me bad and brad paisley will join to form a mini super group, call me bradd. and more good news, they want to sex you up. it's part of our two musical guests who couldn't have any less in common series. it's not only have these two never played together, they've never even been on the same mix tape. so later on color me bradd. when we come back, one of our biggest nights of the near year, annual halloween candy youtube challelenge, parts pretend they ate all their kids' halloween candy. years.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. marc ruffalo, constance wu, "mashup mondayay" musicrom color me brd is on the way. probably our most-anticipated tradition on the show, my annual halloween candy youtube challenge. for each of the past four years

i've asked parents to pretend they ate allheir kids' halloween candy and post reaction to youtube. for this. every year i think kids are going to know, maybe they'll be too old to fall for it. every year the's a new crop. i will be able to do this for as long as people continue to have sex. we've got a record number of videos this year. well over 1,000. it was a mammoth undertaking to go through all of them but we narrowed it down to what we f felt were the best of the best. it's time now for hey jimmy kimmel i told my kids i ate all their halloween candy. >> what? >> last night after you guys went to bed -- >> what? >> me and dad ate all your candy. >> oh! >> really? >> our candy?

>> mean mommy! >> are you kidding me? >> no, i mean -- >> are you kidding me? are you kidding me? are you kidding me, dad? >> i got really hungry and i ate it all. >> wait! when was the last time you told me a joke? >> this time it's not a joke. >> i'm going to go -- if i see no candy you are in big trouble, young lady! >> my candy is gone! >> where'd it go? >> mom and dad ate it. i ate it. i ate it all. >> mommy ate all your candy. >> i ate i i'm sorry. you have next year. next yr you c can get more, okay?

>> daddy and i ate all the candy. >> mm! mm! wah! [ screaming ] >> did you eatll the chocolate things? >> yes. i didn't want to wake you up. >> did you eat the -- >> i ate all of it. daddy too.

>> you guys ate my candy! i wanted to trade at school! >> i wanted to eat it! did you eat my candy? no don't eat my cacandy! candy! >> there's all wrappers in there, turkey bottle! >> derek, there's a couple pieces left in there. >> no! >> i ate all your halloween candy. >> what? >> you ate all my candy? >> a all your halloween candy. >> no! that's so rude! that's so rude! >> that is rude. >> it was really -- >> i'm super, super angry at you! >> you're going to be really upset with me.

>> because i ate all your candy. i ate it all last night. >> i'm so sorry. do you forgive me? >> mommy! >> you do? you don't? >> i'm glad you're smiling because you think it's funny but he seriously ate every bit of your halloween candy. >> yeah. >> t that is totally dumb. you're lying. it's really funny, though. >> sorry, we're not falling for it. >> mommy ate all your candy. all your halloween candy. >> it's all right. >> it's all right? >> yeah. >> so you're not mad at mommy or anything?

>> aw, i love you. >> last night after you went to sleep, wete all your halloween candy. >> iot really, really hungry and i ate all your halloen candy while you were at school. >> how? >> what do you mean how? i ate it. >> i don't want to see you ever again. go get a job. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks, kids. thanks, parents. thanks, everyone who sent in a video. tonight on the show, ashup monday" with color me bradd paisley. "fresh off the boat" constance wu i here. be right back with mark ruffalo so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. we're back. tonight, from the critically-acclaimedomedy "fresh off the boat" which can be seen tuesday nights on abc, constance wu is here. then the triumphant return of mash-up mondays where we mash two acts together to create one

ridiculous band. tonight, brad paisley and color me badd unite to form "color me bradd" from the samsung stage. [ cheers and applause ] we flaw the band out here, managers, sound guys, just because of a stud pun. next monday we have another one. i'll see you then. tomorrow night sharon stone will be here, dave bautista will join us, and jason aldean live from nashville. and speaking of nashville, wednesday night after the country music awards apecial cross country hologram show we did this last year, we will be simulcasting from hollywood to nashville and nashville to hollywood via hologram. in nashvle -- guillermo, you dersnd? >> guillermo: i do. >> jimmy: they will see 3d figures of us on their stage, and we will have 3d figures of some of the performers and bands, the band perry will be here performing as a a hologra [ cheers and applause ]

you understand? >> guillermo: yeah, i do understand. >> jimmy: : okay,an you explain it to me? because i have no idea how it works. >> guillermo: i think we're going to run out of time. >> jimmy: all right. seth rogen will be our guest, a tweets." jake owen the up and down perry, eric stonestreet will be firing paint balls at me. [ cheers and applause ] and on thursday hillary clinton will be here, as will the medy team of bob odenkirk and david cross. so join us then. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is an oscar-nominated, emmy-winning actor whom you wouldn't like if he was angry. starting friday, you can see him alongside michael keaton and stanley tucci in the new movie "spotlight." please say hello to mark ruffalo. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: how you doing? >> how nice. >> jimmy: are you a depressed mets fan as well? are you a mets fan yourself? >> i was. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it was tough. >> jimmy: i guess you know they gave us so much more than we expected this season, we should be happy. >> i know. >> jimmy: yet i'm not. >> well -- i think it is like a call-back audition. you know, you get detail-backs but you never get the job. finally after a lot of call-backs you get the job. >> jimmy: except we didn't. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it didn't work out that way. >> jimmy: : how wasalloween for you? >> it was great. >> jimmy: how old are yourr kids now? >> so i have a 14-year-old boy keane. bella 10. odette 8. >> jimmyokay. >> we had several of their friends withus. and we went down thewo blocks that allow halloween in new york city. >> jimmy: is that right? is it limited in new york? >> no, but it kind of skips a block or two. >> jimmy: really?

>> it's amazing how stingy new yorkers are about halloween. >> jimmy: i didn't know that. >> i mean, maybe it was a nehborhood we were in. >> jimmy: yeah. some neighborhoods are great. some are terrible. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we get no kids in our neighborhood. i put the candy- i try to get that woman to come steal the candy out of the bowl. >> i have 800 kids i could bring to your neighborhood. >> jimmy: maybe i'll send the candy to you, that might be the easier way to go. you did something great. and much appreciated. you shot and i stole your halloween candy video with your own children. >> yeah, yeah. it was cruel. >> jimmy: with the younger ones? becausyour 14-year-old wouldn't buy this. >> my 14-year-old wouldn't go for it. my younger ones and a couple of their friends. >> okay. we have the video. and -- i think -- let's just show it. do you need to start it up? >> no, let just do it. >> jimmy: let's look at it. >> all right. i'm going t tell the kids that i ate all their candy. i'm going to put one in my mouth now.

all. mm! mm! oh, man! that candy's so good! >> what do you want? >> i just ate all your candydy. . >> jimmy: oh, they've got to be careful, they really have to be careful. [ cheers and applause ] >> this we mad about it. >> jimmy: that was good. i saw that this afternoon and i thought, you know, you really didn't need to put the, what was cup in your mouth? >> i wanted to sell it. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> they're the onewho showed me jimmy kimmel's i ate your halloween candy. >> jimmy: now they're being paid back for doing it. up. >> jimmy: yeah, the kids are from an acting family.

>> legacy thing. >> jimmy: they did a good job. >> you bouought isn it. >> jimmy: absolutely. >> did you buy it? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: cgi was incredible. >> kids, i stole your residuals. >> jimmy: do your kids pull pranks on you as well? >> well -- i like to prank my kids. and so they caught on to that. yes, i do get pranked by them. i got viciously pranked by my 10-year-old. >> jimmy:viciously pranked? >> i was talking to her on the phone, she was in the car with her mom. and i was talking to her. how was your day? good -- oh my god, oh god dad, i gotta hang up! we're in an accident, terrible accident! >> jimmy: oh my gosh. what? what?

she's just [ bleep ]ing you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's cool. >> i love it. >> jimmy: yeah, by the time that kid's 18 she's going to be lighting your house on fire. >> that's not funny. >> jimmy: no. >> no. >> jmy: no, it isn't. >> sh -- she may be watching. >> she may be, i don't want to give her any ideas. >> no, you don't. >> jimmy: i saw your movie and it's really great. what a great movie this is. >> thanks. [ cheers and applaususe ] >> jimmy: a true story. >> yes. >> jimmy: the cast is absolutely phenomenal. >> the best. >> jimmy: the story, the whole thing is really great. i think people will confirm that when the critics release the reviews. but it's called "spotlight." and it's a very heavy story. but the way you guys did it, it's so -- well, tell a little bit about what it is about. >> let's see. it's basically an investigation

that the "boston globe's" special investigative wing spotlight t did touncover the priest molestation scandals in boston. and how it led upo the boston archdiocese, cardinal law, and even up into a cover-up that goes all the way to the vatican. it shocked the entire world at the time. and real, it's a story that i think k a lot of us knew but when you getinside of the investigationnnd you see how well journalism works when it works and you see what it's like to track down a story and take every lead. it's really quite exciting. and because it's an investigation to get away from the salacious nature of it, which, you know -- i mean, at the bottom of it, it's priests raraping kids and there's a massive cover-up, it's horrible. but we're led down it with so much intellect and dispassion,

the way a real investigation goes, that it allows the audience to goal that journey without getting theic ick factor. there's no doubt in your mind that what happened happened. and it was monumentally wrong. and i think this movie will give the thousands of victims have come out since this, will give these people and the catholic church a chance to start to heal the wounds that were opened up ound the world, around this scandal. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: people have to really see it. i remember the story and i remember when it happened. but the specifics, to be reminded of them, really is overwhelming. it's overwhelming. the fact that the outcome -- i don't want to talk about the outcome. but people know what the story is. justice really wasn't necessarily served.

>> and i think with this pope and people being awake to this now, i think we're in a particular place where justice could be served. >> jimmy: we have a clip from the movie. do you need to say anything about this before we show it? >> no. >> jimmy: okay. from "spotlight," take a look. >> so i could walk into that courthouse right now and get those documents? >> no. you cannot. because the documents are not there. >> but you just said they're public. >> i know i did. but this is boston. and the church does not want them to be found. so they are not there. >> rich, are you telling mee that the catholic church removed courthouse? >> look. i'm not azy. i'm not paranoid. i'm experienced. check the docket. you'll see. it will show everything. >> jimmy: the great stanley tucci and mark ruffalo. he was great in the movie. i don't want to leave anybody out.

michael keaton was fantastic also. are you of the age that working with mhael keaton is like t the biggest deal ithe world? >> are you kidding me? i literally crapped my pants. i was so nervous working with him. but i -- because i watched him growing up. >> jimmy: of course, yeah. >> i had a very uncomfortable moment with him. >> jimmy: you did? please share it with us. >> so funny you would ask that. i was -- we were rehearsing and i was going to -- he said, why don't you walk me ho? so i said sure. god,ichael keaton, yeah. we're walking. hey, it's so amazing this kind of renaissance that you're exciting. he's like, what renaissance? well, you know, this kind of like -- this -- uh, this kind of

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>> jimmy: still to come, music from color me bradd. if you've always wanted to visit as orlando in the mid-1990s you there. "fresh off the boat" airs please say hello to constance wu. [ cheers and applause ] very good to have you here. and congratulations on the show. it's very popular, very funny. it's doing very y ll. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you came out of nowhe. were you doing sketch comedy? >> well, somewhere. >> jimmy: everyone comes out of somewhere. but what were you doing before this? did you do like -- sketch comedy

>> i have never done a comy before, really, ever. so i was kind of like terrified.d. i i did likedrama. >> jimmy: drama stuff, wow. >> in fact, my very first job ever in college was when i was on "law and order svu." >> jimmy: in college? >> playing a an underad prostitute. [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm known for the underage prostitute part more? >> jim: probably for both. >> or for the leaps and bounds i made to go from underage prostitute t to mother of three. time to become a mother, right? >> jimmy: that's exactly right. >> i don't have know. >> jimmy: did you on that show -- were you like a victim prostitute? >> you know, i actually wasn't a prostitute. >> jimmy: oh. >> but they thought i was. and, you know, i knew i could be an actor because i had to say a line that was very difficult to say. and like make it believable. >> jimmy: what was the line?

>> i was a slen teenager right? "well, i saw the wedding ring on his finger but it felt like partying. it's not that big of a deal." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> it get like partying! jimmy: this wasn't a comedy? >> no. because then connie nielsen, she says, "it was to the girls he killed." and i had to turn it arouound. >> jimmy: righ >> oh, chris saved me from certain dead. >> jimmy: are you having fun -- the show is based loosely on a real family. >> yes. >> jimmy: a memoir. and have you met the woman whom you play? >> yes, it's based on a real live woman named jessica huang who is still living in orlando today. hello, jessica, if you're watching. >> jimmy: is anyone really living in orndo? >> i think the only people who are living are in orlando. >> jimmy: maybe you're right. >> they know the secrets to living.

set and observe and critique? >> oh no. >> jimmy: no, okay, gogood. >> i think i would be insane if that happenened. >> jimmy: where did you meet her? i met her at her home. >> jimmy: oh. >> in orlando. which is very lavh. which matches her very lavish personality. >> jimmy: i see. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're kind of stern on the show, the character. is she that way? >> you know, i think she is very stern but she's's older. our show takes placen the '90s so i think her sternness is -- was probably tougher in the '90s because she's dealing with three preteen boys. >> jimmy: gotcha, yeah. >> now she's like rich and can just buy a lot of diamonds and fancy handbags. so if you can, then i guess you do. that's what i learned from her. >> jimmy: i must ask you about this photograph. you had shaille o'neal a costar on the show. >> a very small e. >> jimmy: how did you enjoy

acting with shaq? >> enjoy -- enjoy is not necessarily the world. >> jimmy: what is the word? >> i think i was entertained by it. you've got to understand, shaq is this guy -- >> jimmy: he's the st. >> no holds barred. >> jimmy: he's a goofball. >> yeah, i think a wardrobe person was fixing his shoe and he just reached over, touched his head. and he goes, "man, let go, you'rere losing ur hair, it's gone." and there was a sound guy who had like really nice cavslf calves so he kept calling him mr. cavs. he kept telling me he'd marry me, one stipulation. i had to be a size 0 or 2. >> jimmy: you probably are, right? >> i am and i ain't got no ring, that's how you know. he's all talk. marrying shaq? >> well, i got to see if he

which he'd still be taller than me. >> jimmy: he would. here's the picture. what i love about this picture -- [ laughter ] everyone is looking at a different camera. there's no coordination there. as far as who to look at. was this before or afr he proposed to you? >> i don't know. you know what, though? the nicest guy ever. and equal opportunity proposer. >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> likee was proposing to everything. >> jimmy: oh. oh, you weren't the only one. >> if a basketball fit into a size 2 dress he s on his knees. he was all about it. >> jimmy: if shaq mared a basketball and then they had a baby together, how good a player would that kid be? [ ughter ] >> they'd have to change the sport. like it wouldn't even -- >> jimmy: they'd have to raise the basket. it's very nice to meet you. congratulations on the show. [ cheers and applause ]

abc. constance wu, everybody. thank you, constance. when we return mash-up monday music from "color me bradd." [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel

presented by samsung. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank mark ruffalo, constance wu, , apogies s to matt mon we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first, kicking off this month's mash-up monday series the weird way, color me bradd! [ cheers and applause ] tick tock and you don't stop to the tick tock and you don't stop to the tick tock and you don't stop to the tick tock and you don't stop to the m ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh come inside

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i wanna sex you u this is "nightline." >> tonight, inside the saga of robert durst. the multi-millionaire real estate heir and the start of "the jinx." his wife disappeared without a trace. could he board have been right here the whole ti? >> shehe is here. ere's no doubt in my mind that she's here. >> tonight the former procutor who's been on his case for years, determined to get justice. >> he shouldd be sho in the back of the head and his body should be dismembered like he did to everyone else. welcome to the victorian life. at first it was fashion. then she was hooked. >> sometimes little girls will ask me if i'm a princess. >> now this couple lives in a whole other world. >> the heart of the victorian home -- >> why they're facing backlash