>> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight hillary clinton. bob odenkirk & david cross. with cleto and the cletones. and no, now, till the end of the program, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimm i'm t host of the show. thanks for wahing. thanks to all of you for coming. very nice. i'm glad you're with us. we have quite a show tonight. we have a show tonight that could very well alter the course of american history. a woman who couldery well be

with us tonight. meanwhile, we'll be touching on all the big topics. the economy, climate change, isis, whether khloe should take lamar back, everything. the secret service swept our building today, which is good, it w was filt. you know, the secret service really wanted to blend in around here, they'd wear dirty ider-man costumes. everyone around our office has been looking forward to mrs. clinton's visit this week. escially our own guillermo,o, who really dressed up for the occasion. [ cheers and applause ] you know that's a dated reference, right? mrs. clinton doesn't wear pantsuits, she weared tailored >> guillermo: okay, all right. >> jimmy: i know what the idea montana. that outfit. >> guillermo: yeah, a little.

>> jimmy: in any event, you look mui caliente, guillermo. hillary clinton is here. from the new show "with bob and david," the very funny b bob odenkirk and david cross are here. bob and david are getting an extra cavity search right now. this is the most interesting race f forreside we've had in a long time. a new quinnipiac university poll came out yesterday. they have donald trump back on top of ben carson 24% to 23%. and jeb bush is now down to only 4%. more people picked bit o' honey as their favorite halloween candy than support jeb bush for president. some of his donors are concerned but jeb told him, "all the nervous nellys on the call, chill out." you know what would make me a nervous nelly? the fact that the guy i gave money to in 2015 is still using the phrase nervous nelly.

jeb said it's going to be a fun campaign. well, you can see jeb does appear to be having a lot of fun with this campaign. he also pmise donors he'll get better at debating. and that he's working very hard right now, he's working very hard trying to learn how to put on a hoodie. yeah. poor jeb. it's not like anyone told him he was the smart one in the family. now he can't even work a zipppper. meanwhile donald trurump put o today. he bought them himself. you know he doesn't take money from super pacs. he earns it the old-fashioned way, by selling cologne at rite aid. trump relowed two radio ads. he voices one of them. he says, i'll make our military so strong, no country will ever mess with us. the way? wanted to? yet other countries are still finding ways to mess with us. the funny thing is going to be

when people are listening to the radio, have to turn the volume all way up to hear ben carson's commercials, then a donald trump commercial comes on, it's like aahh! hillary clinton, her competition on the democrat side, bernie sanders introduced a pill to the senate that would end the federal ban on marijuana. it's a m move that will obviously appeal to young voters. he's promising pot in every pot. and some states have legalized marijuana but it's still banned at the federal level. the bill would remove marijuana fromom the dea's most dangerous drugs list and leave it to the individual states to decide whether they want to legalize it or not. bernie sanders is the senator from vermont. now he wants to legalize marijuana. sounds like somebody might be in the pockets of ben and jerry here. a lot of ice cream at stake. so while jeb bush is telling people to chill out, bernie them do that. big part of being president as far as i can tell is trying to

set a positive tone. kind of the head cheer leader of the country. have to speak at events, rallies, meet all the winning teams. president obama has found a way to do that consistently using different variations of one simple word. the word "hey." >> give it up to the mls champs sporting kansas city, hey! nascar sprint cup champion, hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so president obama now has just over a year left in office. of course he's our first african-american pet. hillary clinton if elect wood become our first female president. she would also be by the way our first preside with the middle name diane.

we've had a delano, never had a diane, isn't that something. carly fiorina is looking for that historic spot. i think it would be great to have a woman president. for one thing we could pay her 23% less. that's what we do, right? over four years that saves us like a hundred grand! old biases are hard to shake. our r best hop for equality is our next generation. children, really, children are our future, whether we like it or not. i wondered if they might have a more even-handed take on this kind of discrimination. things have changed a lot over the last 30 years. i assembled a small group of young kids to s down for a little chat about gender and politics. hello young people, how you doing? i'm jimmy. >> gd. >> jimmy: nice to meet ou nice to meet you, nice to meet you, nice to meet you. let's see, we have sydney, jaden, belle, andrew. some of you are boys, some of

you are girls? >> yeah. >> jimmy: which one is which? >> i'm a girl. >> jimmy: you're a girl? >> boy. >> jimmy: boy? >> girl. >> i'm a boy. >> jimmy: gogood, glad we established that. who's the president? >> arock obama. >> jimmy: who? >> arock obama. >> jimmy: that's right, how long has arockn president? >> two years? >> jimmy: two years? maybe a little longer than that? >> yeah. >> jimmy: coming up on seven years, actually. which means it's time for a new president. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: name some women who have been president of the united states. >> i don't know. >> i don't know. >> i thi women are not presidents. >> jimmy: you thinink womenre not presidents? >> yeah. >> me too. >> they're too girlie. they make like girl rules. >> jimmy: too girlie, like kind of girl rules? >> f free make in the world. >> probably like they'd break the white house --

>> jimmy: a woman who is president will decorate -- >> make it all girlie. >> jimmy: the white house? >> yes. >> jimmy: too girlie? >> uh-huh. >> they might even paint it pink. >> i agree with him. >> jimmy: do you think that women could do anything men can do? >> no. >> yes. >> yeah. >> no. >> they're too weak. >> no, no -- >> they don't have muscles. like barely. >> jimmy: you think men are physically stronger. but are women smarter than men? >> no. >> yes! >> jimmy: do you think we should have a lady president? >> yes. >> no. >> yes. >> no. >> jimmy: you say s, you say no, you say yes, you say no. why do you say yes? >> because there hasn't been a girl president. >> jimmy: uh-huh, that's right. jaden, why do you say no? >> becse girls are too girlie and boys are too buff to have girl stuff. >> jimmy: boys are too buff? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> like a six pack.

>> jimmy: right. instance. pack? >> yeah. >> you look like a monkey. >> jimmy: i'm pretty buff, right? >> you're pretty fat. pretty fat? >> i have bigger six packs. >> you have a six pack? >> i have a six pack. >> jimmy: this is humiliating already. i'm being bullied here at my own table. how would a woman president do if there was a war, if we had a war? >> oh. >> oh. >> she would -- she would lose before the other team lose. >> jimmy: she would lose? >> yeah. >> jimmy: why do you say that? >> like the -- so it's like girls versus men, i bet the men will win. >> jimmy: i'm not talking about actually being out there fighting the war. being president and commandining the troops. >> oh, i think i know. >> jimmy: what do you think?

>> i think if there's a war he would probably make it stop. so people could be more healthy. and they won't die. >> jimmy: interesting. what do you think about that, jaden? >> i'll say the presint would be like, we'll be scared, she'll be -- >> jimmy: belle, are you and sydney getting mad about this? >> yeah. >> jimmy: tell him what you think, tell him why you don't think that's right. >> i think women are stronger than you. >> yeah. >> i knew two girls, easy. >> jimmy: i'm imagining you in the future right now. what would i have to do to convince you guys that there are and might very well be president of the united states? so i'd like you guys to meet >> okay. >> jimmy: okay? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: all right. i have a special person that's >> okay. >> jimmy: kids, i would like you to meet this person. [ cheers and applause ] i'm not going to tell you who >> hello.

>> jimmy: how are you? >> i'mxcellent. >> jimmy: do you know who this is? >> hillary clinton! >> hillary clinton! >> jimmy: wow. >> i'm really happy tooeet you. >> jimmy: how did you know that? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: did you knonow, jaden >> no! i heard them. >> jimmy: you heard them, he's been very, very honest throughout this. >> are you president now? president. >> is it hard? >> it's really hard. to ask someone who could very well be our president for what do u want to see happen in this country? do you have a request? about what would you like mrs. clinton to do if she becomes president? >> so like she can make up a law foodn restaurants. >> jimmy: free food in restaurants? down. >> jimmy: yes, that's probably a good idea. said. okay.

>> i want you, if you go to a store and you have to buy something, i want it to be free. >> really? free food from the restaurants and free -- >> like toys. >> like toys, free stuff at stores? >> jimmy: these kids areooking for handouts. >> yeah. >> jimmy: jaden what do you think? >> no school. >> no school ever? >> no. >> for your whole life? >> not even -- not even once. >> so that's an interesting idea, jimmy. how are you going to learn what yomight need to learn to get a job when you grow up? >> oh i got that. i'll teach myself. because i'm very, vy smart. >> jimmy: a smart question. >> okay, okay. >> jimmy: so do you think now that a woman could be president? >> yes. >> yeah. >> yes, so much. >> uh -- >> jimmy: he's so torn. >> well, you know, we haven't had a woman to be president yet.

so we need to have a woman to be president and then you would have more evidence to base your decision on. >> jimmy: you see? going to try it out, got to tryry new things, right? thank yo mrs. clinton. i think yoyou've bee very illuminating for these young people. and do you g guys feel like you learned something? >> yes. >> no. >> jimmy: no? >> i think i did a lot. >> i had two brothers, i kind of get all of this. >> jimmy: let's go outside and run arououndhat do you say? >> yes! >> good idea. [ cheers and applause ] >>immy: thanks, kids. thanks to hillary clinton. she'll be here to chat with us in a few moments. we have to take a break. when we come back, episode 2 o our star-studded teen melodrama "scandal high" starring kerry washington and all your favorites from "scandal."

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, gang. welcome back. hillary clinton andob odenkirk and david cross or the way. first, as many of you witnessed earlier tonight on angstbc, we had a new episode of "scandal," a very popular show now but shonda rhimes, creator of the show, originally conceived it as a teen-oriented drama. they only shot four episodes of the teen drama, they never aired till we got ahold of them. we premiered first episode. i'm delighted beyond word to present episode 2 of "scandal high." >> previously on "scandal high >> hey. >> hey. >> i'm openly gay. >> consider yourself unfollowed.

good day to you >> it's election season at scandal high. and with no one else on the playing field, hunter ulysses whitman thought he had the game in the bag. >> vote for me, save a tree. >> vote for me, save a tree. >> until ann unexpected interception. >> vote for me, save a tree. >> but this is a tree. >> just -- vote for me, save a tree. >> that's your slogan? >> that's your haircut? burn. >> winning the race wouldldn't be easy for crystal. >> vote for crystal! >> but she hadad a secret weapon in her locally sourced, biodegradable hemp backpack. campaign manager and school bully blind josh. >> you voteor crystal, i'll tell everybody you diarrhea'd in your gym shorts. >> you can't see anything. >> but i can smell everything.

who are you going to vote for? >> crystal. >> i got that. >> things were a lot friendlier inside the classroom where one student was trying her best to earn some sex-tra credit. >> okay, everyone,, pen sills out. >> oh, i want to take your pencil out. >> pop quiz. >> oh, i want you to pop my quiz. one more word and i flunk you. >> oh, flunk me, flunk me so hard! >> courtney was craving more attention. >> who d ts! >> principal powers was begging for laughs. >> turtle fornicator! >> i can't believe this. >> he went viral. >> hey, computer geek. i want you to bring me the head of the student that put my head on that turtle.

>> the best hackers can always find a scandal source. and this one came from crystal's cell. >> crystal. >> it wasn't me! i didn't post them! >> i don't believe you. come on, let's go. clean that out. get out. >> with crass tall's campaign breaking down in the compost heap, there was now fertile ground for two new hopefuls to sprout. >> hey! chill out >> next time on "scandal high" -- >> hey. >> hey. >> hello. >> are you homosexual now? >> more than ever. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: episode 3 of "scandal high" next week. tonight on the show, bob

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"with bob and david" on netflix. bob odenkirk and david cross are here. next week on the show - we have a good week. julia roberts will be with us, as will ty burrell, anthony anderson, rob lowe, lake bell, from "agents of shield" adrianne palicki - we will have music from chris cornell, future, dave gahan and soulsavers - and mash-up monday returns where we mix two bands up. joss stone and temple pilots will be here to form joss stone temple pilots. our first guest tonight has been an attorney, a law professor, the first lady, the senator of new york, secretary of state - the woman can't hold onto a job. but she is hoping to be the nextxt president of the united states - please welcome hillary clinton. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: thank you very much for coming. it's great to have you here. >> it's terrific. where is guillermo? >> jimmy: guillermo's right there. >> good look. >> guillermo: thank you very much. >> jimmy: is that something you'd evever consir wearing? >> i did. many years ago. >> jimmy: you've had a busy day, i know you've been doing meet and greets and fund-raisers. >> right. >> jimmy: brunches and that sort of thing. >> all that, yes. >> jimmy: it seems -- is that fun? it seems -- meeting rich people seems like the worst way to spend the day to me. >> you meet all kinds off people. and so for me it's actually an opportunityo thank people who are supporting my campaig and to exange a few words with them, to talk with them, answer their questions. so it't's not -- it's never the same. different groups have different interests. so i find it actually helpful. >> jimmy: then you preten to care about their interests and whatnot? >> you know, sometimes it's a little harder than other times. but most of the times that people come to see me, they actually have something really good to tell me or ask me.

>> jimmy: do you ever get to eat at these things? >> no. >> jimmy: nothing? >> no. >> jimmy: do you ever drink at them? when is the last time you've been good and hammered? you know what i mean? >> a a long te ago. >> jimmy: a long time ago? >> a long time ago, yeah. i have to get up too early, u know? i've got to get to work, i've got to do what i'm trying to accomplish. >> jimmy: i understand. it wouldn't befit you to do something like that. >> at least not in public. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i have something i want to ask you about, i know you love talking about the e-mails. >> oh, yes, absolutetely. >> jim: but this is a little different. i think just for me it's intesting to see what your e-mails are about. i mean, i love to go through all your stuff by the way at some point. >> any time, come over. we'll put it out there. >> jimmy: i'd like to rummage. one of the e-mails you sent an e-mail to someone saying you were secretary of state, trying toall the white house, the operator didn't believe it was you and wouldn't put you through. >> yeah.

find in my e-mails. it's pretty much ordinary, everyday activities. and i was trying to call the white house and -- i've called the white house before. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so the operator says to me, who is this? i tell her. no, who is this? i said, no, it really , it's me. hi, it's me. she goes, what's your office line? i said, well, i don't know. i don't call myself. i have no idea. bang. >> jimmy: hung up on you? >> hung up on me, thought i was a crank caller. >> jimmy: does that person get beheaded or promoted? >> no, no, i just had to take a deep breath and go back to my e-mails. republican debate. >> yes. >> jimmy: is that a fun thing for you to do? >> well, it's a combination of being appalled and being amused. both. >> jimmy: when you're appalled and amused did you see anything -- did you see anyone that impressed you in any way

while u were watching that debate? the were like 40 people up there. >> yeah, a big group. ll, i disagree with a lot of what they say and how they go about it. i mean, obviously they have every right to run for president. and they're going to be out there maki their case. but i just wish they would actually address the real problems that americans face. you know, how do we make college more affordable? how w do you g thee deb that kids have built up downo that they can afford to get on with thr lives? how do you get the costs of prescription drugs down? i just wish that they would talk about at least what people are asking me abobout. >> jimmy: more college students bothered to vote, their needs would be met. >> that's true, that's true. >> jimmy: do you feel at all sorry for jeb bush? >> you know, look, he's a very accomplished man. he is out there making his case. running for president's really hard. >> jimmy: yeah. and he's showing that, yes.

you know, some days are better an other days. i know that from personal experience. so i just don't pay a lot of attention to what's going on on the other side. i've got so much going on with my own campaign. and i'm going to wait till they decide who emerges. >> you must know -- i assume you figured you would have guessed you'd be running against him. when he comesut wh a slogan like "jeb can fix it" do you guys back at the office die laughing? [ laughter ] is that amusing to you? >> you know, look. [ laughter ] it's really hard to do this. you know, people's campaigns change. you start with something, that doesn't necessarily mea you'll stick with it all the way because you get feed pack. he's obviously trying to continue to relate to the republican electorate -- >> jimmy: sounds like he's running a handyman business should be on the side of a van. >> you know, if i were to advise him i'd say, you know, there's a

lot you can do about trying to fix things and maybe they should put a number on the side of the bus. >> jimmy: that would be nice. >> for people to call. >> jimmy: toll-free number. >> like me calling the white house they'd say, what, wait, what do you mean, i don't know if can get that plumb they are or not. jimmy: ben carson is a guy who came out of nowhere andnd he's made a number of controversial statements. i'll go through quickly. he said evolution is a theory from satan. slavery. he said homosexuality is a a choice and he knows this because people go into prison straight and come out of prison gay. yesterday he said joseph from the bible built the pyramids to store grain. [ laughter ] and yet this poll, quinnipiac university poll that they released today, said tha i ifou ran against him today, he would beat you by 10%. >> well -- you know, we'll just have to wait and see how that turns ouout. >> jimmy: maybe you should start saying some crazy stuff. [ laughter ]

really does matter what youou s when you are president. and it probably should matter what you say when you're running for president. because people all over the world, especially leaders, friends and foes alike, they pay attention to what presidents say. so i really know we're in the campaign season, people are saying all kinds of stuff, some of which they believe, some of which they think will get them votes, whatever the case might be. but then it does have to turn serious. because we have a lot of problems facing us. >> jimmy: people say things they don't believe. climate change for instance. i find it interesting that the st majority of the candidates and people who are republicans believe that manmade climate change is a myth or some sort of conspiracy designed to hurt our economy. >> right. >> jimmy: you think thatost people genuinely do believe that? or are they toeing the party line? >> i think it's both. i think some people do believe it. when you hear them say, like

they often , look, i'm not a scientist. my resnse to that is, go talk to one and maybe you could get some information that enlighten you and educate you. [ cheers and applause ] on the problem, that climate change is confronting us with, because it is an exist 10 rl crisis. i think some are doing it because they have strong supporters, people who maybe are from the fossil fuel industry, for example,e, andhey don't want to cross them. so they adopt that position. and whether they really believe it or it's just political opportunism, i can't tell. bu the fact iss is hurting our country. and what i don't understand is there are huge economic opportunities here. if we were a clean enenergy ser power of the 2t century we would create millions of new good jobs and businesses. and we would transition away from fossil fuel. [ cheers and applause ] and help the climate at the same time. >> jimmy: donald trump, do you still consider him to be a friend? was he ever a friend? acquaintance?

i represented new york. i got to know him -- >> jimmy: you were att h wedding. >> i was at his wedding, that's right. >> jimmy: did he register for gifts at his wedding? >> i don't remember. >> jimmy: did you get him a wedding gift? >> i went to his wedding. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so you guys were apparently friendly. i know he said -- he told greta van susteren something to the effect -- i don't want to get his quote wrong because il be killed by him -- he said you're a terrific woman and you're doing a good job which is a bold thing to say about hillary clinton on fox news. now you guys are runng against each other and he says you're the worst secretary of state in the history of the united states. is it like professional wrestling where you gs all pretend to dislike each other to win these elections and then you're all palsehind the scenes? >> well, he's not the only one. when i'm not running for something, republicans actually say nice things about the job i do.

in the senate, i worked with a lot of republicans. as secretary of state, i worked with a lot of republicans. we have a long list of nice things that republicans have said about me. >> jimmy: you should have put that in the e-mail by the way. [ laughter ] >> i tell you what -- >> jimmy: that would have been a good way to get that out there. >> you may be hearing me about it ithe months ahead. then once the political season starts, i guess they believe that -- i don't have anything -- i criticize his positions because i really disagree, so strongly, with what he h said about immigration, what he has said about women. i really don't understand why he's saying a lot of that. so i criticize his positions but i try not to get into the personal stuff that you hear a lot from the republicans as they go back and forth. i don't think you need to do that. i think it's important that you give voters an idea of what you stanand for, what you're willing to do, where you draw the lines. i've said i will do everything i can to find common ground but i'll also stand my ground

because i think there's some things that are veryy imptant to do that over. so i don't take it seriously. i don't know why they do it. i guess they want to appeal to the far, far right of their party and their cottage industr that is out there being mean-spirited and negativeve about everybody. but i'm not going to g go there. >> jimmy: will you watch donald trump on "saturday night live" this weekend? >> well, that i might do, actually. >> jimmy: that you might do? >> that i might do. because, you know -- i think he watched me. >> jimmy: well, seems like the fair thing to do. hilly clinton is here. we'll be right back!

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are back. bob odenkirk and david cross a coming up. so i know you don'tant to be presumptuous and i know there's still aa year away from the election. but let'ss say you do win the presidency, you're back in the white house with your husband, who of course was the presiden >> right. >> jimmy: will things change in that house? like for instance -- will you have the head spot at the dinner table now that you would be president? will the remote for the television ben your side of the bed? >> thank y, thank you. no, there's some things that are unchangeable. like moving the remote. >> jimmy: that's his? >> yeah, that is too big an issue for me to take on. i've got to do world peace and

care of people. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you know, i'd like maybe the national institute of health or maybe mental health to try to figure out what is it about a mote and a man? i mean -- >> jimmy: i think i can explain it. but it would be inappropriate. >> yeah. maybe we better take it offline. obviously i am not thinking that far ahead. i've got a lot of work to do to win this nomination here. >>immy: i'll figure it out for you. president clinton, would he be the first man, would he be the first gentleman, would he be t the first mate? who decides that? >> well, he said the other day that it was fine for all this talk about me running to break the big hard glass ceing and become president, but he was running to break the iron grip that women have had on being spouse of the president. >> jimmy: that right. >> and so i think part of what we'll have to figure out is wha

now, it's a little bit more complicated with him because people still call former presidents "mr. president." >> jimmy: right. >> so i have to really -- >> jimmy: i know what to call him. the first president lady would be nice. the first lady, doesn't the first -- >> first dude. first mate. first gentleman. i'm not sure. >> jimmy: does the first lady typically pick out a new china paern? >> typically, yes. >> jimmy: will bill do that? [ laughter ] while you're actually in china, will he be selecting it? >> you know, really, i more image asking him what's the best way to create the most jobs really quickly and get wages up? because he did a really good job. so other presidents, bothh president george w. bush and obviously president obama, have asked him for advice, have asked him to do things. i'm going to be more in that category. >> jimmy: he's very popular still. if you were running against your

>> well, i think he is a terrific, terrific campaigner. and i think he is gd at it. i would be fascinated iff he were eligible to run again. the constitution says he's not. he would run again. >> jimmy: he would? >> i don't want you to tell anybody that. if he could, he uld. the other day i saw president oba in interview. somebody said, well, now that you're reaching the end, what do you think? and he said, well, yeah, it's kind of bitteweet because yove got to leave,e,ou've got two terms. the interviewer said, well, if you ran again would you win? he goes, yeah. i think you got to have that kind of confidence if you are in presesident. >> jimmy: a very confident man. against him? yeah. >> jimmy: well, it's terrific to have you here. thank you so much. i know you've done all the late night shows. i want to thank you for doing us last. [ laughter ]

>> well -- but you're over here >> jimmy: that's right. we are in california. >> it took me awhile to get here. e wag gone trains ar little slow. >> jimmy: i do appreciate it. i hope to see you again. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: before the election, after the election, et cetera. hillary clinton, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: still to come, bob odenkirk and david cross! >> dicky: portions of jimmy kimmel live arbrought to you by jet blue, presenters of humankinda. jetblue.com/humankinda and amazon video. low on gas. pit stop. fill up. double points. yep, that's cold. tired. day 2. coffee. eggs. double points. beautiful. majestic... nothing. where are you, bear? warm. warmer. warmer. yes. wherever the jrney takes you, carry american express gold. it's more than a card.

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>> jimmy: hi, there,e're back. hillary clinton was still living in the white house had a show together on tv. you know them from "arrested development," "breaking bad," "better cacall saul"nd "mr. show" - they have a brand-new one e called "th bob and david." [ cheers and applause ] >> here we are. the year 2015. >> it worked, the time machine is real! >> hey, they finally made it.

>> jill, brian, jay. you guys are still hanging around. they're so old. >> oh my god. you guys, seriously you've aged. >> well, look at yourselves. it's disgusting. >> yeah, you guys are older than us. >> we can't be older because we traveled in this time machine. >> we watched you get in that. and that wass 16 years ago. >> yeah, dude. it just sat there for 16 years. >> jimmy: "with bob and david" premieres on netflix november 13th. please welcome bob odenkirk and david cross. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good to have you here. i'm very, very excited. what happened to you by the way? >> i'm in rehearsals for the

>> jimmy: the sylvester stallone movie? >> the arm wrestling movie. >> jimmy: you got hurt? >> he got hurt singing the song. "which arm should i use." which arm should i use the left arm's here, the right arm's here, theyppear before me. and we're sing. i didn't hurt it then. i nailed the song. i started to high five like crazy. and i was high fiving so successfully -- >> have you ever seen that stallone high five movie? >> let's make a musical. >> jim: you guys should write a high five mov for stallone. >> it's got to happen. >> jimmy: i don't want to dwell on the past, you get enough of it from the many comedy nerds that worship and chase you. but what years were "mr. show" on? >> it was a little show, a sketch show on hbo. it ran -- >> '95 to '98. >> jimmy: '95 to '98. cult show for sure. >> definitely a cult show. the people who loved us would

drink kool-aid if we asked em. and a lot of tattoos of the show for those fans. that's hard-core stuff. >> jimmy: are people bummed when they show you their mr. show tattoo ask you're like, yeah, i see that a lot. >> i think they're more bummed out by my reaction. >> jimmy: just your general disdain? >> tattoos are not -- >> he's got an old man attitude. >> i got a bad attitude about tattoos. i got one. >> jimmy: you do have one? >> 1979. it was so cool at the time. i thought it was so great. >> jimmy: right. >> it just says -- it's 1979. it'srrelevant now. but no, we hard-core fans --? you dn't like each other when you first met. what show did you worork on? >> we worked on the ben stiller show. [ cheers and applause ] >> we didn't like each other. i'm not -- >>ou were a difficult person to like.

let's be honest. >> there's a term. have you heard the term [ bleep ]? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i did. my ex-wife called me that. >> i was one of those. >> jmy: really. >> but david, janeanearofalo brought him over to my house, he was visiting l.a., he likes to play basketll. and i'm eating a sandwich watching tv like that right there. and they're standing -- i remember this, standing outside my screen door, david with a basketball at the age of -- >> 14. >> and i was like, huh? i'm eating. then they walked away. >> the door was op. like a screen door, it's open. and he didn't even come to the door. he was just sort of watching tv eating. i remember that distinctly. eating the sandwich. then, y, bob, it's janine, i brought my friend dave, i think i told you about him, wanted to meet you, whatever, played basketball. "nah." let's be honest.

>> that's how it started. and sometime after "the ben stiller show" we started doing sketchches heren hollywood boulevard in a club. and it took off. just really connected. >> jimmy: you brought a lot of the "mr. show"" cast back to this show. > yeah, this new show "with bob david" on netflix starting thursday nt week. we were going to do all new stuff. we didn't know what it uld be. that's one reason we didn't want to call it "mr. show." we wanted a new title. in the end, all these great actors, paul tompkins, jay johnston, jill telly, tom kenny -- >> jimmy: all these people have gone on to become famous. >> do all kinds of things. tom is sponlg bob. >> we were lucky -- >> jimmy: that's the voice of sponge upon. not the dirty spongebob you saw outside, walking in. >> that is also tom. they all came back. and we're excited to work together again.

did i mention brian poepain? john ennis. wonderful actors. and writers too. they all came back. we m made a reallyun show. >> jimmy: well, i'm very excited. it comes out on my birthday, which i consider a special gift to me. it's very good to see you guys on the show. >> it took a little wrangling to get netflix to do it on your birthday, it was not easy. >> jimmy: can i telyou, i really appreciate it. >> happy birthday to you. >> jimmy: thank you u very muc [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: bob odenkirk and david cross! "with bob and david" premieres november 13th on netflix.

>> jimmy: i want to thank hillary clinton, apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. i thank bob owesen kirk and david cross, watch their show on netflix. "nightline" is next, thank forths for watching. they're gorgeous, sporty, smart, in demand. the life of an egg donor can be

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