tv Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC November 11, 2015 10:35pm-11:37pm CST
10:35 pm
live." >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, rob lowe. from "marvel's agents of s.h.i.e.l.d.," adrianne palicki. and music from "dave gahan & sosavers" with "cleto and the cletones. and are and now, having said all that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy:'m jimmy, i'm the host.
10:36 pm
thank you for coming. i'm sure you know today is veterans day, do we have any veterans in our audice today? a few, yes? timid veterans? this guy, just this guy really? well, happy veterans day to you and to all the veterans watching at home. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for your service, your sacrifice, all you've done for our country. my dad was in the army when he was a young man. put that photo i posted on facebook up there. so that's my tad. he was stationed at ft. dix in new jersey. he worked in the kitchen, he was a cook. never left no one. he did serve but what he served was potatoes. killed a hot of them, very operatively. potato p peelers c cut you. but thank you to all our veterans who did not get thanked enough, today and every day.
10:37 pm
[ cheers and applause ] did any of you watch the republicans have a debate last night? a lot of people watched it, 13.5 million viewers, whi as record for the fox business channel. by the way, is fox business always a channel or is that a one-night thing? i've never seen that one before. the debate was held in milwaukee. this was about the economy. and i have to say it was not as much fun as the last one. it was mostly boring. and there are too many people onstage. might be time to split the candidates into teams and make them play dodge ball or something to see who stays. there were some fireworks. some of the candidates attacked donald trump for his plan to deport 111 million undocumented immigrants back to wherever they came from. donald trump defended himself. he had, admiringly, he said, president eisenhower, ike, deported more than 1 million immigrants in 1954. turns out people looked that up. you know what that action was called? "operation wetback." for real.
10:38 pm
back. looks like "operation woo the hispic voter" is off to a very strong start. not only did donald trump explain his plan for deimmigration, he took on carly fiorina. >> you can be strong without being involved in every civil war around the world. >> how would y you respo? >> ronald reagan was strong but -- >> and ronald reagan walked away at rec yea vehicle, walked away, quit talking when it was time -- >> can i finish with my time? >> why does she keep interrupting everybody? >> leave to it donald trump to interrupt an interruption. but he did a lot of looking out for his fell hoe candidates louisiana night. even at one point came to the aid of jeb bush. >> firirst of al -- >> you should let jeb speak. >> we have grown -- >> no it's unfair. >> governor -- >>old on. >> mr. trumump, you yourself said, let governor bush speak. governor bush.
10:39 pm
allowing me to speak at the debate, that's really nice of yoyou. really appreciate that. what a generous man you are. >> poor jeb, that was his best moment of the night. really was. he needed a big win last night but he really disappeared. he finished seventh of eighth in total talking time. he was the least-googled candidate in the debate. the only person who googled jeb bush last night was his mother, vertebra barbara, because even she forgot who he was. i read this story about being "jeb bush is." these are the rults. jeb bush israel, jeb bush is weak, jeb bush is done, jeb bush is toast. not what you would call a glowing endorsement from the world. so i feel somebody needs to take jeb bush a aside and say, it's okay if you don't run, your family will still love you. or maybe they won't.
10:40 pm
i don't know. dr. ben carson is still the front-runner despite the fact that many experts say he had a bad debate. i thought it went fine. his mouth kind of moved, words out out kd we can hear him. ben carson did say he's tired about answering questions aboutut his personal history. the last tng ben carson needs is to be even more tired than he alrey appears to be. i was watching this debate and it occurred to me, in a lot of ways it's like a high school election. i'll show you why. you've got the kid with the home perm that doesn't fit in you've got the kid who's doing it because his parents are making him do it. you've got the girl who seems smart but also kind of snotty. you've got the kid who really wants it but he's only 14. you've got the weird kid whose parents make him go to church every day. you've got the nerd who makes up stories because he thinks it will make people like him. you've got the rich kid
10:41 pm
flaunting how much money he has in his fancy car. you've got the uptight high school principal. right? just like the student council. [ cheers and a applause we wanted to bring life into last night's debat because it was a little slow. we took video from an old cartoon "wawacky races" and combined it with audioed from candidates. for your entertainment i'm proud toresent "the wacky presidential races." >> welcome to the presidential debate on the fox business network. >> dwight eisenhower moved 1.5 million illegal immmmigrants out of this country. >> come, we all know you can't pick them up and ship them back across the border, is a sill silly argument. >> i'm going to get my question right now --py appreciate it, i'm all for you. >> 12 million illegal immigrants to send them back is not possible. >> obamacare has to be repeal. because it's --
10:42 pm
>> she keeps interrupting everybody. >> even having this conversion sends a powerful signal. they're doing high fives in the clinton campaign right now when they hear this. >> ha ha ha! [ eers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. it's time -- we do this every once in a while, it's time to pit young versus old, junior versus senior, the past takes on the present, it is time to play "generation gap." let's go outde to hollywood boulevard. cousin sal is standing by. >> sal: what's happening? >> jimmy: let meet our contestants. first back once again with a record of 3 wins and 1 lossss, our long-time champi katy daly, hello. >> hey. i'm here. >> jimmy: great to ve you back. tell everyone how old you are. >> i'm 92. >> jimmy: 92 years old.
10:43 pm
i read an article in a newspaper last night said that you were in e marine corps reserves, is that correct? >> indeed. i was for two and a half years. >> jimmy: look at that. that is unbelievevable. [ cheers and applause ] happy veterans day to you, katy. tonight, katy you will be competin against your most fearsome foe since mousse heen that mussololin mayb jaws son from fullerton, california, hello. >> hi. >> jimmy: jason, how old are you? >> i am 15. >> jimmy: 15 years old. tell us a little bit about yourself. >> i go to sonora high school. >> jimmy: okay. that's it, huh? >> yeah >> jimmy: all right, we have two competitors, two generations, one game that could change everything. this is how it works. i'm going to ask you each about something from your opponent's generation or close to it, whomever gets the most answers corrrrt wins. you have it? >> yep. >> yeah. >> jimmy: our first question will be for jason.
10:44 pm
brothers. what are their first names? >> john? >> jimmy: i'll stop you right there. katy, do you want to jump in and steal? >> wilbur. >> jimmy: yes. >> and -- oh, john -- no, wilbur -- joshua? no. >> jimmy: no. it is not joshua. it is -- you got it half right, wilbur and orville were the wright brothers. >> one of them. >> jimmy: ironically, no one got that right. all right. next question goes to you, katy. name the famous hemsrth brothers. >> name -- >> jimmy: hemsworth brothers. >> hemsworth brothers? they're english. >> jimmy: no, they're australians. >> oh, my. >> jimmy: yeah. >> mm.
10:45 pm
no, the only person in the world named jeb is bush. katy, the next questn is again for you. according to taylor swift, what are the players gonna do? >> they're gonna play. >> jimmy: that is absolutely right. [ cheers and applause ] jason. >> yes? >> jimmy: according to kc and the sunshine band what should yodo with your booty? >> shake it? >> jimmy: that is right, jason. wow. suddenly we're in a real dogfight. we're going to take a break and when we come back the dramatic and thrilling conclusion of our game "generation gap." with jason and katy. we'll be right back so stick around! one of the first things we irish brought to america was our be. back then the largest brewery in the world was in dublin. and it's biggest beer was black.
10:46 pm
10:47 pm
i'm lucky to get through a shift without a disaster. bargain detergent couldn't keep up. so i switched to tide pods. they're super concentrated so i get a better clean. 15% cleaning ingredients or 90%. don't pay for water, pay for clean. that's my tide. when it's your job to protect the world's greatest nation, it's your responsibility to solve the world's greatest challenges. this is why we search for the best and brightest. why we train for every eventuality on land and water, in the air, space and even cyberspace. we operate in n a compleworld with one simple mission. win. [ barks ] come on. wait. welcome to the annual lighting of the tree.
10:48 pm
[ crowd gasps ] oh that is not good! a bubulb has ge out. who will go on the pilous joney to replace it? we will! crowd: huh? we will? yeah! shell ya' later be careful out there. good luck! the best of everything is even better during red lobster's ultimate seafood celebration where new seafood combinations like the new grand seafood feast are stepped up, spiffed up, jazzed up... yeah, this stuffed lobster tail, handcrafted brn butter scampi, and jumbo hand-battered shrimp are that good. or try the new uimate wood-grilled feast. that bourbon brown sugar glaze gets ya preeetty fired up. with new dishes like these, why wait to celebrate? but just like this time of year, this is too good to last.
10:49 pm
>>welcome back to the show. rob lowe, adrianne palicki, music from gahan and the soulsavers on the way. the battle for the ages, "generation gap," jason the teenager against katy the 92-year-old marine. it's tied right now at 10. our next question is for jason. we will start with you, jason. who is this woman? the woman on the screen. >> um -- >> jimmy: do you know her name? >> i'm going to say -- patty? >> jimmy: no, but it was a pretty solid guess i have to say. katy, who is that woman on the screen? >> she looks like a policeman. i think she is a polican. >> jimmy: she is not a policeman. >> oh.
10:50 pm
>> jimmy: that is doris day, katy. remember doris day? >> of course. it dsn't look like doris day. >> jimmy: it's been a long while. all right, our next question goes to you, katy. who is this cartoon kid? >> oh. isn' she cute. >> jimmy: yes, she is. do you know that cartoon character? >> not really, no. but i'll give -- >>immy: give it a guess. >> oh, let's see. margie. >> jimmy: no, it is not margie. jason, do you want to guess who that is? >> dora the explorer. >> jimmy: that is right, jason. you are in the lead with 20 points. >> sal: could i talk to jason for a second? >> jimmy: yeah, go ahead. >> sal: if you don't let her win we all look like [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: that's true. >> sal: you're doing great! >> jimmy: don't less season him, katy doesn't need your charity, she wants to win this fair and square, she's a marine for god sake. here we go. next question is for katy.
10:51 pm
see on the screen called? >> mug -- mug something. they come from australia. >> jimmy: they are from australia. like the hemsworth brothers, yeah. >> yes. >> jimmy: you're pretty close. you're oh so close. >> mug something. >> jimmy: i'm going to give that to you, katy. it's uggs. >> what are they? mug -- >> sal: mug boots. >> jimmy: jason, what are these shoots cled? >> stilettos? >> jimmy: no >> i know, i know. >> jimmy: katy, you know those? >> saddle shoes. >> jimmy: saddle shoes is correct, yes, that's right. jason has fallen behind. jason, the next question is for you. what was fdr's wiwife's nam
10:52 pm
what was fdr, franklin dell know roosevelt's wife's name? >> natalie? >> jimmy: no. no, but i like the way you're just guessing old-timy names in general. it's a good strategy. katy. katy, w what wasfdr's wife's name? >> eleanor. >> jimmy: eleanor is right. katy jumps out to a lead. a solid lead. jason, you haveork to do and the next question isor katy katy, what famous scarlett played black widow in the avengers? >> o'hara? >> jimmy: that is not correct. jason, you couldld stl. what famous scarlett played the black widow? >> scarlett johansson. >> jimmy: that is right. jason, next question. what famous scarlet did vivian leigh may in "gone with the wind"? >> you mean her name? >> jimmy: her name, has it name, yeah.
10:53 pm
>> i'm going to guess -- scarlet -- marilyn? >> jimmy: no, it wasn't scarlet marilyn. >> dang it. >> jimmy: that's not even a last name. >> scarlett o'hara. >> jimmy: katy, who was it? >> scarlett o'hara. >> jimmy: that is right. does that ring a bell now, jason? >> yeah a little bit. >> jimmy: yeah, a littl bit, all right. next question. we start with jason. who sang the song "singing in the rain" in the movie? "singing in the rain." >> scarlet -- >> jimmy: why would it be another scarlet? it's a man. >> oh, it's a man. um -- i'm going to -- >> jimimmy: i c't wait to hear what this one is. >> i think leonard.
10:54 pm
ty, who sang "singing in the >> gene. >> jimmy: yes. >> gene -- yes but the second one -- let me see. >> jimmy: gene -- >> e, f, g -- no, it's not coming here. slim? >> jimmy: gene kelly is the name. >> kelly, i wasn't even close. >> jimmy: all right, your next question, katy. who sang the song "umbrella"? >> the same fellow. gene. >> jimmy: no, no, no. and it's not a -- it's a woman, not a man. >> oh, that was -- i had her name a moment o. >> jimmy: did you really? >> yes. it slipped off again. >> jimmy: she sings "umbrella," you know that song? >> "umbrella," yes, yes. >> sal: dora the explorer. >> jimmy: don't listen to him. all right, we'll go to jason. do you know who sang "umbrella"?
10:55 pm
>> rihanna. >> jimmy: that is right, jason. this is a close game. >> rihanna, oh, i didn't know. >> jimmy: we have one more question, all right? katy, what is this item? >> it's a wiggle thing. >> jimmy: it does wiggle. >>yes. >> jimmy: and it is somewhat misnamed. but they call it? jaso you want to take a guess? they call it -- >> mini segler. >> jimmy: what? >> a mini segway? >> jimmy: no. that is not a mini segway. they call that a hover board. one more question for jason. what is this?
10:56 pm
i want to guess it's -- i think it's a thing where you like wash your clothes? >> jimmy: it is. what is it called?d? >> a -- >> jimmy: your time is up. katy what is it called? >> it's a scrub board. >> jimmy: what? >> a scrub board. >> jimmy: close enough. katy, congratulations. we've got some wonderful prizes for both of you by the way. katy, first for you we have an outfit, that outfit is from the kendall and kylie collection. at long has it your wardrobe will embody the casual yet chic sensibility of the jenner sisters. are you familiar with the jenner sisters? >> the jenner sisters? >> jimmy: never mindnd. for jason, you get a snuggie. there you go, jason. >> yay! >> jimmy: happy veterans day, thanks for playing "generation gap."
10:57 pm
10:59 pm
11:00 pm
the samsung stage. dave has a very cool music video. it's a hologram. you go to his website. you build a plastic thing out of a cd case. you put it on your tablet or phone. you play the video. let's turn out the lights here so people can see. watch this. it's holram magic. isn't that great? by the way, yeah let's turn the lights back on. also a great way to accidentally summon the devil if you're looking to do that. tomorrow night on the show, julia roberts will be here. the kids from "black-ish" will be with us. music from future. so join us for that then. you know, after i die i want to come back as either a pink river dolphin or our first guest tonight, he's an eternally
11:01 pm
popular actor with a new show called "the grinder." airs tuesday nights on fox. please say hello to rob lowe! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> thank you. wow. yeah! >> jimmy: everyone's excited. >> i like that. >> jimmy: i bet you get that everywhere you go. >> when i wang up that's my alarm block noise. jim: congratulations. you're getting a star on the hollywood walk of name. >> i don't believe it, route? right? you know, 40 years of work. and i finally made it. >> jimmy: it's crazy that it has taken this long. >> 40 years. and you know, i went and a job -- i came early, i took a jog down hollywood boulevard to check my location?
11:02 pm
what is your location? >> here's the good news, you're on the hollywood walk of fame. the bad news is you're in front of a dildo shop. >> jimmy: you're down that way. >> you don't want to be on yucca. >> jimmy: the dirty area.. you've got t to be here where the super heroes protect your star. >> yeah, yeah. i'm psycd, though. i couldn't have pickea better place.e. am in front of the legendary musso and frank's restaurant that's been in hollywood, douglas fairbanks, charlie chaplin, everybody and anybody has been there over the year >> jimmy: it's like the only restaurant in l.a. where the waiters are not at alall tryingo be actors. they are waiters. >> because they've been there since douglas fairbanks and charlie chaplains. >> jimmy: maybe they were trying to be actors at that time but they went away. >> ageism killed their opportiti. >> thas nice for you. i'm s sure you famil is excited about that. >> everybody's going to come out. it's a cool thing. >> jim: you've got an honor
11:03 pm
grter than a star o on the hollywood walk of fame. >> it is. >> i didn't know these existed. a mcdonald's gold card. >>his is a real ing. >> jimmy: it's free food for you for aa year. i like how it says "rob." if you were to get robbed by someone named rob -- have you used this card yet? >> i've been working so hard on the new show that i haven't. but at thanksgiving, i'm going into mcdonald's because -- the way i got this is my buddy in santa barbara's dad is one of the original mcdonald's franchisees and he invented the egg mcmuffin, which to me is the greatest human agreement. >> jimmy: it is a pretty good achievevement. >> and invented ronald mcdonald. >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> he said to ray crock, you should have a pedophile-looking creature. nothing sells burgers quite like that. i think that's exactly how he pitched it. >> jimmy: you know what happens
11:04 pm
when y to use this thing, they're never going to have seen it before, the employees. >> i know. >> jimmy: what in the hell this is? then they'll all gather around. they'll all -- then you'll go, like all right, forget it, it's $3.40. >> that's exactly it, yeah. >> jimmy: that is pretty good,, yeah. >> that's big. >> jimmy: the guy who invented the egg mcmuffin. that's a major thing. >> i know powerful people, i really do. >> jimmy: last time you were here, talking about this big football game you and your family have >> t the turkey bowl. i've been playing with my brotheher for -- since 1976. >> jim: who'o's in ts game? >> it's every lowe member and other families are involved over the years. but this year sadly for the first time ever my brother is not coming. >> jimmy: why? >> it's been so hot in los angeles he's like, i'm getting the family, we're having a real thanksgiving where it's cool. my thing is he's got two beautiful young daughters. this is the problem with having girls, okay? you have girls and immediately
11:05 pm
bowl and sininging that god-awful "frozen" song. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> that's what happens. so i've lost my brother to the girls. >> jimmy: frozen turkeys is wt happened to you. >> anybody can throw a good spiral, santa barbara, thanksgigiving da at the local school. we could really, really use the lp. >> jimmy: you're going to have an all-time quarterback. that's sad. where is he going that's cold? >> the mountains. >> jimmy: the mountains, who needs to go to the mountains? >> i know. i don't get it. >> jimmy: i don't get itt either. >> i don't know how he could do this to me. >> jim: guillermo plays football. he only kicks when he plays. i'm a kicker. >> that did notnspire much confidence. >> at all. >> jimmy: his football is an entirely different kind of football. >> we don't do that. break. we'll talk about your new show, very funny, "the grinder." rob lowe is here. we'll be right back!
11:06 pm
here's to more good cheer. buy one holiday drink at starbucks and get one free to share november 12th through 15th, 2 to 5pm. wireless networks are awesome. they're big, fast and dependable. and at net10 wireless, we let you tweet, text, talk and surf on those amazing nationwide networks without getting locked into a pricey phone contract. america's best 4g lte networks for a lot less. ththat's wiress yo way. unlimited talk, text and data plans now start at $35 per month. android smartphones start at under $20. net10 wireless. centrum brings us the biggest news...
11:07 pm
a moment when something so familiar... becomes something so...new. introducing new centrum vitamints. a multivitamin that contains a full spectrum of essential nutrients... you enjoy like a mint. new centrum vitamints. the coolest way yet... to get your multivitins. star light star bright, the first star i see tonight i wish i may, i wish i might, have the wish i wish tonight wishes do come true. the lincoln wish list event is on. right now get exceptional offers on the entire lincoln family. for a limited time your choice of mkc, mkz gas or hybrid for $369 a month
11:08 pm
11:09 pm
like puffer jackets starting at $29.99 don't want to wait for delivery, buy online and pick up instore. kohl's all the hard work... time in the service... community college... it matters. it's why we, at university of phoenix, count your relevant work and college experience as credits toward your degree. learn more at phoenix.edu. guys listen up! jake, t that down point it at the ground til your ready that's not the ground leo put that down when your day goeses on and , you need 48 hour odor protection that goes on clear for no white marks. secret outlast clear gel. just press clean and let roomba from irobot help wh your everyday messes. roomba navigates your entire home
11:10 pm
11:11 pm
>> jimmy: hi, there. we're back. adrianne pa lick k. soulsavers still to come. this is rob host. your show, a very funny show. fred savage is your costar. he was correctingng. >> fred savage. the original america's swee heart from "the wonder years." >> jimmy: he really is. >> he became a director. the whole show is predicated on these two brothers,s, one o which i play. we looked and looked and looked
11:12 pm
looked at unknknowns, couldn't find anybody that really fit with me. and one day one of our producers is dropping his kid off at school and looked at the little school drop-off and saw fred savage dropping his kid off. and went over to him, said hey, did you ever think about acting any more in the rest is history? you think the fact that you didn't consider your own brother for this role is the reason he went to the mountains? >> oh my god. >> jimmy: maybe that's something. >> that makes perfect sense. >> jimmy: you wouldn't think you and fred savage -- you make a nice -- you play a character who is -- >> i play an actor who basically has starred on like "law and order" for eight years, now inks he knows enough about the law to join his brother, who's a real lawyer he wants real life, man. he looking for authentic american expeence. >> jimmy: it's called "the grinder." we have a show like this -- there's so many shows on now. it's hard to cut through and really kind off- >> and people are watchining shows
11:13 pm
i discovered happily that there's actually a new social media platform to help congregate people t watch new television shows. >> you brought a video. let's take a look at it. >> hi. i'm rob lowe. you know, people always tell me, rob lowe? you have great skin. oh. and also, "the grininder" is the best new show on television. and they're right, it is. and i do. but here's the sad part. every tuesday night, millions of americans are w watching "the grinder" alone. imagine. having to laugh out loud nonstop for 30 straight minutes -- all by yourself. but now imagine you don't have to. thanks to this very cool new app i discoved called grinder.
11:14 pm
that lets guys who like watching "the grinder" connect with other guys in their area who also like watching "the grinder" so they can meet up to watch "the grinder." how fun is that? it's so easy. open the app and scroll through hundreds off men who share your passion for bald network comedy. well, there's so many guys that want to watch "the grinder." this guy's tgf. so am i. definite television fan. and he's close by. really close by. [ doorbell reasons ] >> we need to get back to "the grinder's" one more principle. >> what was that exactly? >> if you like "the griner" download the ap today. you too can make a new friend. right, steve? >> no names. >> fair enough. remember to watch "the grinder." tuesdays on -- okay, i don't really know what's happening
11:15 pm
11:16 pm
give era. get extra. you get a cold. you can't breathe through your nose. suddenly, you're a mouthbreather. a mouthbreather! how can anyone sleep like that? well, just put on a breathe right strip and pow! it instantly opens your nose up to 38% more than cold medicine alone. so you can breathe and sleep. shut your mouth and say goodnight mouthbreathers. breathe right this project calls for a real multitasker. someone who can handle six things at once. someone like ... jorge! hi, boss. starbucks doubleshot.
11:17 pm
there's no match for double the you. the most advanced iphone yet. get the new iphone 6s at t-mobile. the network that's doubl its lte coverage in the past year. our new extended range lte signal now reaches twice as far as before. and is four times better in buildings. get our lowest price on iphone 6s with trade-in. zero upfront and just 5 bucks a month with jump on demand. get it now at t-mobile. to those who deliver dinner... and get dinner delivered. to those caked in flour... coated in dust...
11:18 pm
to those who are up all night... and up all night. to all the beautiful mess makers. keep it up... with delta touch2o technology, you can. see what delta can do. maria. there are thousands of ways into the complex health care system. and choosing unitedhealthcare can help make it simpler with our 24/7 nurseline. nurse:(over phone) if it's pinkeye, it could be contagious. oh. i know.
11:19 pm
>> jimmy: still to come, gahan and soulsavers. our next guest is the newest hero from marvel to jump from the comics to the screen, she plays mockingbird on "marvel's agents of s.h.i.e.l.d." tuesday nights onabc, please welcome adrianne palicki! [ cheers and applause ] >> hi, guys. >> you look like a superhero. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i heard you're a big rob lowe fan, that is true? >> i think he's responsible for every woman's unhealthy love of
11:20 pm
>> jimmy: you think it's him? >> i saw him growing up on vhs, "st. elmo's fire." >> jimmy: unless you were a baby, you were too young. >> my parents -- >> jimmy: your parents were irresponsible? you met rob? >> i didn't get to meet him. >> jimmy: he's gorgeous. his face, his body, you have to check him out. >> wow. i think he's still in the green room if you want to check him out. >> jimmy: you were on "friday night lights." [ cheers and applause ] >> yes. >> jimmy: one of the most bewho have hadad shows ever. >> yes. >> jimmy: people probably ask you about that all the time. was that your first regular sees? >> no, i was on another show "south beacach." >> jimmy: "south beach." i don't remember that. >> you guys watched it? it was a long time ago. >> jmy: what was that one about, "south beach"? >> about this place called south beach. models on south beach. >> jimmy: how did you wind up on that? >> i auditioned for it. >> jimmy: the old-fashioned way.
11:21 pm
i auditioned originally for "south beach" first go-round -- let me preface this by saying i actually have the inability to burp. >> jimmy: you have what? >> it's a disability. >> jimmy: you're not able to burp? >> i have burped a handful of times in my life. >> jimmy: how many times? >> probably six. >> jimmy: really? i'm not bw'ing wchltbs'ing. >> jimmy: you remember each of them? >> people have tried to teach me for years. >> jimmy: it just happens. >> yeah, when it happens, i don't know what's going on. >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> in this audition, meeting with the director producers, middle of this huge monologue, and all of a sudden out of nowhere, bwaaaa! >> jimmy: you burped. >> yeah. so i burp. then decide to continue. so i start over. the director's li, well.
11:22 pm
time. walk out of there. most humiliating home. >> jimmy: and they hired you after that? >> no,, the did not. i was burp girl. they recast the role. and i went in again, months later. new hair-do. different outfit. couldn't change my name, but walked in there. >> jimmy: they didn't -- >> i got the part. >> jimmy: they didn't remember? wow. >> no. yod think they would r remember burp girl. >> jimmy: yeah. i'm stuck on the you not being able to burp part. >> i have tried. >> jimmy: if you were to drink a draft beer, a pitcher of it, you wouldn't burp afterwards? >> no, i would just be having that sick feeling of needing to but not actually being able to. >> jimmy: do you vomit? >> i can vomit. >> jimmy: you can vomit. >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay so things do sometimes come out. >> it happens, right? to the best of us. >> jimmy: ieard you were -- you worked at the magic castle across the street from us. >> i did >> jimmy: if you don't know the
11:23 pm
hollywood knows it's this weird mansio is that right? >> yes, it's a club. you have to be invited to go. >> jimmy: for magicians only. >> for magicians. >> you get invited and there's a dress code and everything. >> there's a dress code. and i was the person that got to say yes or no. >>immy: to the dress code. i was the person that showed up with a sport jacket and had to wear one of their big, horrible -- >> plaid, oversized. yeah. >> jimmy: sport jackets. >> you actually did it. >> jimmy: a clip-on tie. >> you wore a clip-on? >> jimmy: what did you do there? i was the person that got to say yea or nay. i was the person that got you that jacket. >> jimmy: i see, i got that. >> you had to say the magic word to get in, and i would let you in. >> jimmy: what was the magic word? is it the same magic word or did it change? >> it's theame magic word, which i can't -- >> jimmy: we should say what it is then everybody can go in, what do you care? >> exactly. >> jimmy: were all the magicians super horny for you all the time? know what i mean?
11:24 pm
>> well -- yes. had the regulars that would surround me at the front. >> jimmy: yeah. wantingo saw you in half, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you ever think about dating any of those magicians? >> no. dating a magici is cool, though. >> jimmy: that would be the best trick. ist really? >> yes. >> jimmy: what's cool about being a magician? >> i don't know, i can't -- i can't levitate this thing with my mind. >> jimmy: neither can they, really. [ laughter ] no one can. so you keep in touch with any of the macians? >> no. >> jimmy: no, of course, you'll never go in there again? ness i've beeeen in this again? you have been in there again. i was in there on. it was a lot of magicians. >> have you been back? >> jimmy: no action i have not. once you force me to wear a sport jacket -- >> and a clip-on.
11:25 pm
>> jimmy: i'll never come back, yeah. it's a policy i hahave. i watched "agents of s.h.i.e.l.d." last night, the show's great. your character is going to have your own spin-off show on abc. >> well, there's -- you know. >> jimmy: there's rumors to that effect. i'm stating it as fact. >> okay. >> jimmy: just for the hell of it to see how you react. >> see, there's a guy with a sniper up there from marvel. >> jimmy: yeah. >> just waiting for this, something i'm not supposed to say. >> jimmy: it's just a comic book pistol he's holding. that's the idea that hopefully ththere wille a spinoff. >> hopully there will be -- you know. >> jimmy: do you like superheroes? because every beautiful woman that's involved in the superhero project comes here and says they love superheroes. and it's obviously a lie. >> listen, i have a supergirl tattoo i've had for a decade. i grew up with comics. my brother is a comic book writer. >> jimmy: you have a supergirl tattoo?
11:26 pm
>> jimmy: where on your body is it? >> someplace. that will not be seen. >> jimmy: it's in your fortress of solitude? >> it is. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: adrianne poe lickky, everybody. "ages of s.h.i.e.l.d." tuesday nights on abc. we'll be back with dave gahan and soulsavers. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: "the jimmy kimmel live
11:27 pm
11:28 pm
11:29 pm
11:30 pm
110 Views
IN COLLECTIONS
WOI (ABC)Uploaded by TV Archive on
![](http://athena.archive.org/0.gif?kind=track_js&track_js_case=control&cache_bust=1434376564)