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>> jimmy: welcome, welcome. of the show. thank you for watchin thank you for coming. blustery night here in l.a. it was windy today. the power went out at my house this morning. of course it was while i was in the shower. so the water -- the power went out and then like, i don't know, 12 seconds later the water was not -- all of a sudden not just cold but it was very cold. and i was all lathered up. soap all over my body. i don't like to miss a spot. you know that moment when you realize, the water's c cold and it's only getng colder -- but i have to rinse off, there's no two ways about it. then you'r like james franco in that movie "127 hours" where he's like, i got to cut this arm off now!

you do it and you're ripsing, sloshing. then i remembered i still had conditioner in my hair and beard and i had to do it all over again. that's how i woke up today. i bet oprah never goes through that. i bet oprah's hot water is never turned off. i had another realization of equal unimportance. last night i was watching the cardinals/seahawks game. it occurred to me that football is essentially a very organized version of a game i play with my 16-month-old daughter called "i'm going to get you." so i chase her around the house you!" next time you watch football where a quarterback hands the ll off to a running back imagine everyone on the other team is saying, "i'm going to get you!" my daughter loved it. this is my favorite football moment of the weekend. saturday, college game, arizona wildcats and utah utes. game went into overtime and watch for safety will parks and the referee. you like to play?

>> that one. right here. >> arizona h has won the toss -- >> jimmy: i don't know why that tickle med so much. let watch that one more time. p. right back atcha. you're it. no, you're it. arizona won the game so maybe it's good luck to touch the referee. also on saturday night there was a democratic presidential not that anyone seememed to notice. even though it was on cbs, which is by far the biggest of all the networks airing a debate. it was the lowest-rated debate of the year. it was hillary clinton, bernie sanders, and mark o'mally, who is either a presidential candidate or an irish pubhere they all went to drink afterwards, i'm not sure. one of the terrible tragedies in paris a big focus of dat bate was foreign policy whichas not ideal for bernie sanders. expertise. and they asked him for his

position on seer que. he said he likes grape nuts. he also, if you watch the debate on mute, it looked like bernie sanders spent two hours angrily sending his soup back at the deli. it's not hot enough! the real action on saturday night was in the octagon. ronda rousey, who wasn't just the most dominant woman in fighting. one could argue she's the most dominant athlete in all professional sports. she lost her ufc title to a heavy underdog, holly holm knocked her out 59 seconds into the second round with a kick to the head. it was a brutal takedown of another woman the likes of which have not been seen since rosie o'donnell and lisbeth hasselbeck cohosted "the view." ronda was on the receivingnd of this tweet from trump who said, glad to see ronda rousey lost her championship fight, was souny beaten, not a nice person. i guess he's mad because he

she had the temerity to say she angry. president thing. i would like to see donald trump fight ronda rousey. [ cheers and applause ] the single greatest pay per view event of all-time. donald trump by the way is out in front of the pack again. he's way out. according to a n reuters p poll he's in first place among likely republican voters with 42%. ben carson iss in second with just under 25%. they were neck and neneck. only 4% of republicans now say they would support jeb bush. that number dropped to 2% when the pollster asked, "really?" out. none of them are dropping out. because i tell you what, every one of them, jeb bush, marco reeb i don't, ted cruz, carly fiorina, they look at all the caidates and say, i can't beat those guys? and they stay in. i think donald trump will drop

out once he finds out how much money the president actually makes. i think he pays his hair flap engineer more than $400,000 a year. as you probably know we scour the airwaves 24 hours a day looking near and far for the finest in journalism. sometime we find it nearer, right here in hang. tonight i'd like to acknowledge lynnette romero of ktla for providin us with "this week'sdy of excellence in reporting." >> it's been three long years since missy elliot has given us new music that the rapper is officially black -- back. >> jimmy: i'm glad they made it official. it's been too long. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. congratulations to missy too. stin bieber also has a new album out. he's going on tour thisspring. and when he does he's offering a vip pacge that has some of his

it's called the #purpose experience. it entitled you to take a selfie with justin, you sit in a special section near the stage, and it costs $2,000. that's the part the fans are upsetabout. screaming either way. twitter. which i don't know, it's actually not a bad deal. for the low, low costt of $2,000, you could have the privilege of meeting someone who has absolutely no interest in meeting you. i've got a better idea for the beliebers who cannot afford this. save your $2,000. about four to six years, go see justin at the county fair for 18 bucks. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] in no one parents angry because the cherry hill mall was charging $35 to $50 for kids to

visit santa and take a photograph. cheaper than justin eber. but there's so much uproar. the mall changed the policy. meeting santa will now be free. which is going to see santa shouldot feel like trying to get into the champagne room at a strip club. remember, moms and cad dads, come to hollywood boulevard and squarepants absolutely free. tips are suggested. [ cheers and applause ] we have a fun show. "mashup monday," we unite the singer jewel with the band kool and the gang to form jewel and [ cheers and applause ] i'll say this, once i r realized jewel rhymed with cooll it was only a matter of time. the truth is they have a lot -- jewel and kool & the e gang hava expect. jewel is from alaska. and cool kool and the gang are also from places. from "blammish," tracee ellis

and from the new "hunger games" movi liam hemsworth is with us. that's right. [ cheers and applause ] this is a -- yeah, this is a very big time for these block buster movie franchises. the new james bond movie "spectre" was number one at the box office for the second week [ cheers and applause ] i tell you what james bond is consistent about two things. having sex with women he just met. and martinis. he always orders the same drink. a vodka martini, shaken, not stirred. before they settled on that now very famous cocktail, they considered others. a number of others. here to take us through some of the james bond drink orders that didn't mame the cut, the star of the number one movie in america, mr. daniel craig.

very good to have you here. [ cheers and applause ] daniel, my name is james. james kimmel. i'll be your bartender, welcome to our bar. what c can i getou? >> i'll have a cosmo wittman drin orange vodka and a splash of sugarave free cranberry juice. not concentrate. >> dicky: james bond orders a take two. >> jimmy: what'll it be, sir? >> a strawberry daiquiri, served in a half coconut with a scoop wait. make that three umbrellas -- and one of those little yellow swords. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: james bond orders a drink.

take three. >> jimmy: what can i get you tonight? >> an alligator [ bleep ] job. >> jimmy: what's in that? >> two parts orange gatorade, onone part pdiddy's coconut vodka. with a spritz of coppertone moisture mist bronzing spray. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sounds delicious. >> dicky: james bond orders a drink. take fr. >> jimmy: yes? what would you like? >> a robitussin and tonic. straight up. a capri sun. and poke it hard, dammit. a a hot whitrussian with two lendas, sweet pickled gherkins and a diet mr. pibb. >> jimmy: okay, last call. one more drink? >> i'll have a vodka martini. shaken, not stirred. poured down my trouse, down my

socks into a sippy cup. then i'd like to batch you drink it. >> jimmy: squeeze it out of your socks and then drink it? >> then you drink it. >> jimmy: yeah, no, i'm not going to do that. yeah. >> have a pen here from the four seasasons thatas bullets in it. >> jimmy: here's your sippy cup right there. mr. daniel craig, everybody! "spectre" is in theaters now. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have to take a break, but when we return, w we ask people who their worst facebook friend is. be right back. star light star bright, the first star i see tonight i wish i may, i wish i might,

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. liam hemsworth, tracee ellis ross, and matchup monday music from jewel and the gang is on the way. first we have a major holiday coming up. if you have to rank the holidays maybe the most important. tomorrow is national unfriend day. or n.u.d. for short a holiday we launched in our show in 20 between. the idea of nud is to remember the meaning of the word iend. most of the people you call friends on facebooook are n your friends. tomorrow is the day to get rid of those people. we've gotten to a point where we have too many friends. in the '90s we only had a few friends. we had rachel, monica, rudy, theo. [ cheers and applause ] you know what i mean. think of a better world in which you don't know your cuzsisy judy got a blowout, wouldn't than magical? i'm encouraging everyone on

facebook to cull 10% of your friend list, nobody gets upupset. the difference between being fired and l laid off. sorry, we had to cut0%. if you can't go that far i'm sure you have somebody in your mind right now to prove this we asked people on the street who their worst facebook friend is. we let them wear masks so they woulfeel free to be honest and they were very honest in this national unfriend day edition "hide and speak." >> all right, what's your name? >> my name's nick. >> nick, you're wearing a mask, no one can tell who you are. tell us who is your worst facebook friend and why? >> this guy. his name's mike. he's a total bro. he's always posting pictures about him drinking in the airport. every week. he's drinking beer in the airport. we know you travel a lot. we get it. >> all right, you've wearing a horse's mask. tell us who is your worst facebook friend? >> i'd probably say someone from work back home.

>> what's her name? >> samantha. >> whahat bothers you? >> constantly posts all the time, i'm so depressed, i'm so sad, just to get likes and comments from people. >> just to get likes? >> yeah. >> what happens? >> you ask what's wrong? then they write back, oh, nothing, i just want to get a reaction out of people. >> hate that! so much! >> damn you, dan. damn you and your punk rock karaoke. damn you and your vinyl presentation society.y. i n't want to know how far you rode on your bike today. >> i'm unfriending you on facebook. i really don't like you onn my fak. don't do it again. okay? >> that's it. what a clown,right? >> yeah. i'm the clown. >> oh, you're the clown, right. >> and you're the clown as well. >> you're the clown. >> stop tagging me. i'm going to see you in hell, son. i'm going to orange county.

you and me is going to go at it. stop tagging me. >> nicole, you're a dirty slut and no one wants to see your facebook nudes. nobody wants to see you like that. >> unfriended, nicole. let me see what she does here. disgusting! >> she cheated on her boyfriend facebook. >> yep. >> this is gross. m going to throw this out. in the trash by my cubicle. hold on to this. good-bye. >> david. >> who is your worst facebook friend and why? >> happy eunice. >> happy eunice? why? >> she's always asking me for money. >> oh, no. oh my god. do you give her money? >> no. >> you don't? >> i just block her. >> you do? tell her to her face you've had enough. >> i've had d enough. >> yeah. >> i'm done. >> put the mask on now. thanks, appreciate it. take care. all right, you're wearing a mask, no one can tell who you are. who is your worst facebook

friend and why? >> alicia. she's always showing her boobs. >> really? >> yes. >> what, on facebook posts? >> yes. all up on my posts. >> let me see this i don't believe you for a second. that's alicia? >> yes, it is. >> oh, man. let's see. oh, you're right. she is showing thoho things. why'd you say her name was alicia if it's sabrina? oh! oh! [ laughter ] cheers and applause ] >> you're a [ bleep ]! >> jimmy: it's tough love, it's for the best. tomorrow national unfriend day. at midnight begin the unfriending. we have a good show, "mashup monday" with jewel and the gang, tracyee ellis ross is here, and

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight, from "black-ish," which can be seen wednesday nights on abc, tracee ellis ross is here. then, the latest insnstallmentn our mash-up monday series. jewel joins forces with kool and the gang to form "jewel and the gang" from the samsung stage. we're gonna have a good time tonight.

lets celebrate. it's all right. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night josh hutcherson will be here, "science bob" pflugfelder will join us, we have music from walk the moon, and we will reveal the identity of "people"'s sexiest maalive. guillermo - who do you think it's going to be? [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: maybe dael craig? >> jimmy: no. it will not be -- well, maybe i shouldn't say. no. it will not be daniel craig. >> guillermo: oh. >> jimmy: sorry, daniel! i won't say who it is. but h he will jn us tomorrow on the show. later this week, melissa mccarthy, joseph gordon-levitt, amber heard, music from albert hammond jr., and on thursday night we close down hollywood boulevard for onone direction. [ cheers and applause ] traffic will be moving in no directions on thursday for one direction. so alert your tweens. our first guest is a rugged thespian who hails from australia and is brother to thor.

last year's sexst man alike. you can see him battle all manner of evil alongde jennifer lawrence in the high hi anticipated "the hunger games: mockingjay part two." it opens in theaters friday. please say hello to liam hemsworth. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: so this is the fourth now and most significantly final time you'll be traveling the world promoting "the hunger games." >> this is the last one. >> jimmy: is it bittersweet? >> it i is. you know. it's the end of a great journey. i think we all had a good time. but i think we're just sad not to tour the world together. that's one of the funnest parts we've become such good friends. >> where have you been so far. >> the last two weeks we'veeen

to china, madrid, berlin, london, and paris. >> jimmy: had you been to all thos places before? >> never been to china before. >> jmy: first trip to china, what city? >> beijing. >> jimmy: in beijing. and that was fun? or odd? >> we were there about 24 hours. i had -- >> jimmy: wow. >> i slept three and a half hours and had the most horrific eams i've ever had. i won't tell you what about. >> jimmy: did you wake up crying? >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you soil -- >> i woke up in sweats abouout 1:00 in the morning after having tried to sleep three hours and woke up every 20 minutes. you know what? i'm not sleeping in this country, i'm not going to do it anymore. i stayed up the rest of the ninight. >> jimmy: blame on it the country? >> i don't knowhat it was. you know. >> jimmy: you did get to go. . let's not blame the country. >> jimmy: of course not. you did get to go walk on the great wall of china. who took this picture? >> one of my friends took that.

panda hat? zoom in a little bit. >> zoom right in on the balltine handbag. >> jimmy: why are you dressed as a panda -- >> that's josh next toe with the panda hat. >> jimmy: josh hutchen son. >> at the bottom of the hill there was a small street. it's very cold there. they have these panda hats that keep you warm. soe got a couple of those. and then jen didn't want to carry her handbag anymore. which is like jen. so i carried her handbag. >> jimmy: well, you know what? >> i figured it added to the whole picture of the great wall. >> jimmy: very gentlemanly of you. >> yes. >> jimmy: is the great wall spectacular in person? >> yeah. you know what? it is. you know, a lot of hard work was put into that wall. >> jimmy: yes. >> and i respect it. we couldn't see very far.

you could have been on any sma brick-like bridge. >> jimmy: all right. sounds like it was a great trip in general. >> yeah. >> jimmy: was woody harrelson on this trip with you? >> yeah, he came on -- he was there for london and paris. >> jimmy: woody harrelson, we've had many, many people on the show and he's among my favorite people of the people that we have. you were in -- he was in -- you were in all the movies together. >> he's one of my favorite people in the world. we sort of -- we didn't have a lot to do withth each other in the first film. became really close in the second, third, and fourth. then we actually did another film outside of "the hunger games" together. >> jmy: he's a lot of fun. guy. >> jimmy: actually, we found a piece of video i wanted toshow. this is during the presser after you guys made the first movie. wellll, younow what, just relax and enjoy. >> got a were called chris. >> that's right. weekend. >> a movie coming out.

>> he plays a dangerous man. >> god of thunder. >> some of that as well. chris van vleet. >> [ bleep ]. >> what are you doing? >> yeah, do you believe it? >> honestly never put that gether. >> congrats to both you guys on the film. >> congots to both the brhers. yeah. [ bleep ]. >> cheers to them. >> you never put it together? >> never. never even occurred to me. >> they kind of look similar. >> oh, that's awesome. now that he mentions it, i totally get it. >> jimmy: he had no idea youou re brothers. [ cheers and applause >> no, i mean -- here's the thing aboutwoody, he's a forgetful guy. jimmy: wonder why that is. >> we had definitely spoken abouit a number of times. >> jimmy: that is pretty great. imagine you have a b bunch of buddies from australia who are amazed that this has happened and want to maybe be part of it.

do they come and visit you? >> i wouldn't say they'ret all amaz. they're impressed by it. but my h house is -- look, if you're in australia and you grew up with me ask you've got an alcoholic problem or you'vee jt lost your way in life, come and sleep on my couch. >> jimmy: is that how it goes? >> i'm not saying i'm going to make it better but i'll give you a couch to sleep on. >> jimmy: and i found that just from my own spirpsexperience here, we have a lot of people from auralia who see the show, they have a ton of time off. there's a lot more vacation time in australia than we have here. so that means there's a lot more visiting going on at your house. >> it's -- yeah, it's like an unwritten rule that anyone who mes to l.a. just expects you to house them. they're assured you're always on holidays, which i'm not, i work a lot. but these people from australia, they come in like, hey, i'm here for two weeks, let's party. >> jimmy: is anyone there right now? >> i've got a couple people there, yeah.

>> jimmy: who's there? >> two of my friends from australia live there. and i do a lot. but i live there. >> jimmy: what are their names right now? >> jackson and matthew. >> jimmy: jackson and matth. it's time to go home. do you think they'll watch you tonight? >> they will. i'll make sure they do. >> jimmy: you can send them to my house for a coupl of days. >> that would be great! would you? >> jimmy: yeah, sure. >> please. thank you. that would be great. i think -- >> jimmy: we could have fun. >> trying to help them out, it's the house of lost boys right now. >> jimmy: we'll see a chip from the new movie "the hunger games: mockingjay part 2." be right back! [ cheers and applause ] just press clean and let roomba from irobot help with your everyday messes.

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"the hunger games: mockingjay part 2." josh will be here tomorrow. anything i should know? anything you want to bust him on? josh will be here. you made four movies with the guy. >> yeah. yep, we spent a lot of time together. >> jimmy: you made theove connectition. yeah, yeah. that's the first scene we've spoken to each other through four films. >> did you speak off-camera? >> yeah lot. between him, jen and i, we pretty much know everything there to know about each other. >> jimmy: only woody is unaware of your life. >> yeah. no, he's definitely a part of it as well. but he forgets everything. >> jimmy: it makes everything so new and interesting over and over and over agn. >> a new day every day with woody. >> jimmy: tomorrow "people" magazine will name a new sexiest man alive. >> good. >> jimmy: bringing your brother's reign to an end. >> good, good. >> jimmy: do you think he'll be upset? have you had enough of him being the sexiest man alive? >> yeah. you know. >> jimmy: is it hard to be the sexiest brother alive?

if you think about it, yeah. >> thanks, man. that's cool. >> jimmy: in a way your reign is coming to be a end as well. >> i don't know. >>immy: no, i do know,, i am aware. if he wins again will you be angr it's possible. >> can you win it two years in a row? >> jimmy: you can. no one has. i don't think anyone has. you could. >> that would be exciting. more confidence for him. >> jimmy: do you celebrate thanksgiving, our beloved american holiday? >> i do now. >> jimmy: you better. you really must. >> you better, yeah. i've been here six and a half years. >> jimmy: every movie you're in you have an american accent. >> yeah. >> jimmy: have there been any that you haven't? >> the past seven yrs i've done american films. i did my first australian film end of last year. which is the first time i've done my own accent in seven years. >> jimmy: did you fl comfortable in your own accent? > thanks! [ cheers and applause ] >> no, i thought it would be a lot easier than it was. it was weird.

day and all of a sudden i was cycling through my mindd o things that hitually i've done the st seven years. and it wasn't a part of it. i guess s you justalk like you? i don'know. >> jimmy: the little tricks of e trade, i guess. just talk like you. >> that's right. >> jimmy: very good to see you. grat layings on t the series. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "the hunger games: mockingjay part 2." it all ends friday liam heworth! be right back with tracee ellilis ross!

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. still to come, music from jewel and the gang. our next guest is a talented and delightful woman. she plays a person named rainbow on " "black-is wednesday nights on abc. please say hello to tracee ellis ross. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look great. i love that drs. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you smell really good. >> do i? >> jimmy: i wish people at home could smell you.

>> jimmy: how's life? your tv kids were here on the show. >> was that not spectacular? >> jim: they were a lot of fun. >> you had a couch of four, the experience of all of them. >> jimmy: i wish i had more time. you st have fun with them all the time. >> they're delightful. >> jimmy: a nice group of kids. >> really good kids, really fun, really different personalities. they're really fantastic. >> jimmy: do you feel like -- this is my perspective. i've not been on a sitcom. do you feel like a tv family is better than a real family? >> i would like to know more of what you mean by that. >> jimmy: well, first of all, they're all bright and shiny and they've got great personalities, no one's sitting like a lum looking at their ipad all day. >> they're taken away when it gets difficult. >> jimmy: yeah, you don't have to discipline them. you get paid to be their mother. people don't get that in real life. >> when you describe it that way it sounds fantastic. i wouldn't trade up my family but i have to say they're a great family.

>> they call me mama t. which i really like. >> jimmy: nice. >> i don't have kids yet in my life so it's kind of fantastic. >> jimmy: it's perfect. >> it's perfect. i have to say we were shooting anan episode we were dressed up in crazyzy ridiculous costumes. between takes we were all laughing and giggling on the floor and taking selfies and stuff. and i was like, this is a ridiculously great job. this is like insane. why are we -- this is great! they're really fun, hilarious. miles does not stop talking, in a good way. heells never-ending ories. he always has things to say. they're just great. >> jimmy: you guys, everybody's getting along, there's none of this -- >> no fighting. >> jimmy: no fighting, none of that stuff. >> no. >> jimmy: you became a doctor in real life recently. >> i did. i got my honora doctorate. [ cheers and applause ] it was very exciting. i had no idea sort of what it meant. i mean, it obviously sounds fantastic. >> jimmy: what does it mean? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: you don't know. >> i know that i insist people call me doctor, i'm surprised

you didn't i introduce me that way. clinic hours on sundadays. >> had i realized, i would have, if i had known you were going by that title. >> i heard you're a doctor too. >> jimmy: i'm also a fake doctor, yes, yes. >>ut the cool thing was when it happened, when it occurred, i looked it up. i was like, a doctorate, okay, let me see who else has an honorary doctorate. i saw b affleck. oh, i guess it doesn't really -- maybe they do it when you have a big year of career? it's no disrespect to ben affleck. i didn't mean that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what a hash tag by the way. > no disrespect. i'm happy to be in his company, i would take it any day. >> jimmy: you have no idea how weird it is that you said no disrespect to ben affleck, because kanye west once wrote that very same thing on twitter, is that true? are you serious? >> jimmy: very serious. not to digress. >> ben got an honorary doctorate. >> jimmy: youere insulted? >> i was not insulted but i didn't realize -- i thought it was you're having a good year,

on a talk show, they give you a doctorate. i did not know. >> jimmy: that is what happened to me. >> i was chosen for a really great reason. i don't know. but it was all these incredible people, these other people. and i was likeke, o my god. then i asked the wowoman, how do you choose who getshe doctorate? they were like, all ages, all disciplines, they choose a number of people. ani was chosen. so i felt very honored. >> jimmy: you went to school there. >> iid go to school there. when i got my degree at brown, they did not -- such a large school, you don't walk on thee stage when you get your degree, you go to your scipline. the department that you got your degree in. >> jimmy: okay. >> so for the doctorate i got to lk on the stage, which was phenomenal. so i'm there with allhese distinguished people and everyone was walking and i had on my velvet. walking, sitting, listening. and the crowd of the students. and it was very -- thehe people got up one at a time and they were hooded is what it was called. they put the cap.

then they went and sat back down. so i walk up. i'm walking. i'm like -- to my sister, giving her a thumbs-up. i turned around, and i was like, yeah! i was thrilled. >> jimmy: yeah. so mucuch enthuasm i was thrilled and i started crying. i was the only person of color in the group. and i just felt so honored. although i am an actress, just an actress, but we know the influence of media. i was thrilled, very exciting. >> then why don't you want ben affleck to have his doctorate? > should we start a beef between me and penn? in his company i would be happy, he's a very smart man. why did kanye say it? >> jimmy: it's a long story. >> telelme after i'll google it. >> jimimmy: it'sn the internet. >> i'm sorry to get so involved. >> jimmy: interesting. i didn't know you had -- yeah. it is interesting. i got a doctorate from unlv, which is a better school than brown, i don't know if you ow that.

fr an educational stand point. >> of course, of course. we're not comparing. >> jimmy: no, no, of course. it's like they call it the ivy league of las vegas. but i was able to o get that doctorate without evenetting my degree. and really without ever going to class. >> well, that's incredible. i don't know what that says. >> jimmy: maybe ben affleck isn't the one you should have your sights set on. >> i should have googled and checked you out. >> jimmy: should have been me. you should get stationery with "doctor" on it. >> i'm literally doing clinic hours. >> jimmy: you know if you make a pad and it says "dr. tracee ellis ross" on it you can write prescriptions for people. that's true. >> i will. "17 miles todaysfaen17 smiles today." "feeling bad about yourself? look in the mirror and say i love you." >> jimmy: i was talking about drugs but that works too. tracee ellis ross. "black-ish" dnesday nights on abc.

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