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censorship." and music from future.e. with cleto and the cletones. and now, having said all that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. you're embarrassing me. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for -- wow, you guys are excited tonight. thanks for tgit'ing with us tonight. i'll tell you something. we had an extra-big night on abc tonight. our usual shondaland lineup joined the force with star wars,
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awakens" commercial aired tonight on abc. which might be the first time people sped through the show to get to the commercial. you might be asking yourself, why would they debut new "star wars" footage in the middle of an abc block targeted primarily at women? the reason is, it's interesting. their plan is to target both the key demographics of women ages 18 to 49, and men who have never had sex with a woman between the ages 18 and 49, simultaneously, and th've done it. in case you missed it, and i pray that you didn't -- this is toght's abc "star wars" exclusive. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: glad they got t away from the cgi. what happens in the new movie, the force awakenafter getting knocked unconscious on a hoverboard. thworld doping -- you know the world anti-doping agency, you probably heard about this, this week they released a sting report implicating russian
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athletes and their government for what they call widespread use of performance-enhancing drugs at the olympics. officials became suspicious during the london olympics when one of russia's female track and field stars threw a pole vault with her penis. is that what one of those are? anyway. in some report, among other things the report says members of the russian secret service intimidated workers at a drug testing lab to cover up positive te results, they impersonated lab engineers during the winter olympics in sochi, the lab destroyed more than 1,400 samples. russian president vladimir putin is demanding a thorough investigation. he wants to know everything he already knows about the doping, when he already knew it, and he wants the names of all the officials who told him about it before it happened. this is very serious. if true these allegations could lead to russia being banned from the summer olympics in rio next year. imagine if russia -- it means on
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so much to them, this would be like making ryan seacrest stay home on new year's eve. it would be that devastating. here's something from a russian auto show that to me is good enough to forgive them for whever kind of drugs they took. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's what happens when you don't give your uber driver a tip. over there. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i'd like one of those. yestery as you know was veterans day. and obviously there's a lot of excellent coverage of this important holiday, veterans day. one media outlet stood above them all and this week's award for "excellence in reporting"
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kytx-tv in tyler, texas. >> this has been an eventful day for veterans in east texas who want to continue recognizing them by showcasing what you had to say about our veterans using our special hash tag. tristain hardy has been following what viewers had to say. >> today we want to recognize our veterans. men and women in service. we created #thankyouforyour -- [ bleep ]. okay. >> we apologize for that. >> jimmy: no apology necessary at all. [ cheers and applause ] that's probably the best thing i've seen on the local news this year. the bow tie really sold it. tomorrow's a big day. one direction and justin bieber are both releasing new albums tomorrow, which has tween girls all over the world asking, what's an album? you know, walmart announced
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sought after and fought over door buster deals. instead they're going to put all at once to try to limit the crazy rush. i guess this is a good thing. but i feel like as a society we might need these door buster one night a year we get out all our aggression by savagely beating our fellow shoppers. like the movie "the purge"f you saw that. now walmart's taking the fun out of it. just because we trampled a few of their elderly greeters. so the walmart door buster deals are no more but walmart will be open at 6:00 p.m. on ththanksgivi this year as will most of the major retailers. and let's be honest, the truth is we don't really want to shop on thanksgiving. we just want a an excuseget away from our families immediately after the pie. [ cheers and applause ] that's the true meaning of black friday eve. the past couple of weeks we've been premiering long-lost episodes of a teen drama series
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produced many years ago by shonda rhimes, creator of the show "scandal" among others. they only shot four episodes then abc shelved the project. since it has a lot of thsame actors that are on "scandal" now it's a precursor to that show. we wanted to share it with you, so i'm proud to present now the never before seen episode 3 of "scandal high." >> previously on "scandal high." >> high five. mind josh. >> pop quiz. >> who did this? >> it wasn't me! >> clean that out. >> get out! good day to you >> one, two, three! >> it's still election season at scandal high. and scandals have eliminated tanner and crystal from the nning. hunter ulysses whitman thought he was the only answer for president but this test was about to become multiple choice. >> hey! >> hey.
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>> hey! >> hey. >> yo, yo, yo! you can't run as a team. >> attention, students. just to clarify, you a allowed to run for student council presidt as a team, team, team, team! >> hey. >> hey. >> hey. >> while some students were were getting racy. >> courtney, please come to the front of the class and draw a venn diagram. [ laughter ] >> are you still homosexual now? >> more than ever. >> as election day drew near, hunter ulysses whitman was growing anxious.
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nosif and jenica had high hopes -- maybe too high. >> hey. >> hey. >> hey. you've been doing drugs. >> hey! >> you've been doing harder drugs. you are hereby expelled effective immediately. >> hey >> "hey" is for horses and in this race there's only one stallion left.
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no one's running against me. >> not so fast. >> now no one's running against me. >> next time on "scandal high." >> are you going to try toto have me expelled too? >> is that a guilty face? >> i'm pregnant! >> the votes have been counted and -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, , wow. that's a series finale, "scandal high" next thursday. we're going to take e a break. a couple of things. facebook has another new feature that's going to weird you out. "this week in unnecessary censorship" too. stick around, we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] [bark] wait up! c'mon! turkey! whoaaaa. who made all of this? let's go!
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>> jimmy: welcome baback to ou show. julia roberts, all the kids from "black-ish" and music from future is on the way. first big shopping news. kim kardashian, are you familiar with her work? [ laughter ] kim kardashian is planning to release a holiday edition of her book of selfies. she puput out a ok in may called "selfish," a collection of photographs she took of herself. and now she's putting it out again for christmas. she said the difference between the first book and the holiday version is, and this is a quote, "there's a new picture on the cover and there might be a few there might will be might be a few. at this point she's just screwing with us, right? it's the same book, but with a different photo on the cover. basically she's just changing her profile picture. if your office is having a secret santa gift exchange you'll probably get this.
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gathering the family around the tree to look at selfies of a kardashian. it's khristmas with a "k." hey, while we're on the subject of selfies and that sort of thing, facebook is testing another new feature. this one recognizes the faces of your facebook friends, which is amazing considering the fact that you probably don't recognize the face of your friends. it's called photo magic. apparently that name tested better than consumer faeshl data master computer surveillance momode so th went with it. photo magic recognizes your facebook friends' faces so you can send a picture to them before you've uploaded it to facebook. facebook assures us this will not be u used to iade our privacy, our information will not -- i love whenever facebook introduces a new thing they have to convince us it's not creepy. if photo magic works the next new automated feature they're planning to roll out is
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>> facebook's photo magic automatic tagging makes posting pictures faster and easier than others. >> tess, nice. >> we're not stopping there. facebook magic you. facebook magic you uses an advanced algorithm that studies your old post to create new statuses for you aomatically. and a facebook you personality profiler creates new opinions you didn't even know you had. >> where did that come from? how do i delete. >> you can't, you said it. >> i didn't say that. >> you thought it. >> don't worry about it, babe. >> who are you? what are you doing here? >> i'm greg. we're dating. >> facebook you will put you in a healthy, loving, very public relationship. >> what is this? i didn't take any of these photos. >> you don't have to. facebobook you ulizes your unique dna sequence to create a perft clone. >> oh, cool! >> okay, this is wrong. i didn't agree to any of this. >> of course you did.
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didn't read. >> i want it to stop. >> sorry, facebook you is a total life replacement. it does your job and hangs out with your friends so you can focus on what's really imimportant,oing on facebook. >> c come on, be, let's take pictures of brunch. >> my favorite. >> hey, somebody help me! i don'like it. >> facebook magic you. you won't li it, you'll "like" it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a magical show planned for you tonight. julia roberts is here. [ cheers and applause ] a very big name. but also a comn name too. if you go on facebook there are a lot of julia roberts out there. this is fun. let's bring up the wall of america. all these women, all the women on the screen are named julia roberts. [ cheers and applause ] imagine that this is something that comes up a lot in their
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lives. so when julia comes out here, it's a t ten juliaoberts night tonight. before we say hello to the julias, it's thursday night which means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of whether they need it or not, "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> a a new apps getting attention on social media becaususe it proses to help you find someone to actually [ bleep ]. >> why aren't men [ bleep ]ing during the month of november? >> it's no [ bleep ] november. >> what does that mean? >> it t means yodon't [ bleep ]. >> an nfl player accused of [ bleep ]ing a police dog. >> he could face felony charges because [ bleep ]ing a police dog is a felony in the third degree. >> the koch brothers are some of the biggest [ bleep ] you can find. >> i have no problem both [ bleep ]. >> you want to work out that thanksgiving meal with. [ bleep ]. >> thank you very much you [ bleep ] suckers. >> sign tipss and doctors believe the secret to relieving
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been discovered in a rooster's [ bleep ]. >> donald rumsfeld could teach us all somomething aut how to handle a [ bleep ]. >> i don't know what the [ bleep ]'s going to happen. >> can you take to us a [ bleep ] truck? >> a [ bleep ] truck? you're serious? i told you you can literally go anywhere in time and space and you want to go to a [ bleep ] truck? >> [ bleep ] truck! [ bleep ] truck [ bleep ] truck [ bleep ] truck! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: still to come, music from future, the kids from lack-ish" are here. be right back with julia roberts and julia roberts and julia roberts and so on.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the show from "black-isish" whichirs wednesday nights on abc, all the kids yara, marcus, marai, and miles are with us. right now they are enjoying shirley hemphills in the green room.
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atlanta, ga. his latest album is called "ds2," future from the samsung tdoor age. next week we have a powerful line-up that includes liam hemsworth, josh hutcherson, josephordon-levitt, traceellis ross, "science bob" pflugfelder r and ambehurd, melissa mccarthy. with music from m walk theoon, jewel will join forces with kool and thgang to perform as jewel and the gang in our mash-up monday series, and one week from tonight, we are closing down hollywood boulevard for one direction. if you'd like to be here in person for that, go to jimmykimmellive.com for all the information. they are free. you'll get all the information right there. let the tween screaming begin! twenty-five years ago our first guest shot the movie "pretty woman" just a few blocks from our theater and, to this day, wealthy men still pick up prostitutes and marry them on this very stretch of street. her new movie is a
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in their eyes." please welcome julia roberts. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how's life? [ cheers and applause ] >> good. >> jimmy: i'm very excited. it's very good to see you, thank you for coming back. [ cheers and applause ] >> i don't get out very much so i appreciate it, thank you. >> jimmy: you don't get that on a movie set. i guess it's unprofessional for the crewo stand up and cheer. >> or carpool or the market, people don't behave like that. >> jimmy: do you carpool? >> how do your kids get to school? >> jimmy: my servants take them to school. >> can they swing by on
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wednesday to take my kids to school? >> jimmy: your big premiere of the film last night. >> yes. >> jimmy: s that the first time you'd seen it with a group of people? >> yes, it is. >> how did it go? >> it seemed to go well. >> jimmy: seemed to go well. >> no one left. >> jimmyi enjoyed the movie, it's very intense. yeah. i don't want to say too much about it. >> you really can't. i meanhonestly, there's no reason to do a press tour because i can't say anything. >> jimmy: you can't say anything. even like the little thing i was thinking of saying -- >> don't say it. >> jimmy: i've decided not to say. >> you shouldn't say it. >> jimmy: it would potentially put something into somebody's head. >> or everybody could do this. and we could talk. but that mig be boring. >> jimmy: yeah. i understand that. i think people would totally understand that. >> i'm not trying to be discouraging. >> jimmy: no, no, , no. >> i haven't come here tonight to tell you not to see this movie. >> jimmy: no, no. that wou be a weird move. >> can you imagine? >> jimmy: reverse psychology.
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>> someone went on a press tour and said, this is not the one to see. >> jimmy: typically, they'll just whisper that to me during a commercial break is usually how it g goes. this is a good one to see. let me ask you, the first time you started -- [ laughter ] the first time you became recognizable in public, do you remember the first person who approached you? do you remember that moment? >> well, i do remember going to -- i remember going to visit my mom in georgia. and my mom and my younger ster and i went out to a movie. in a mall where i once worked across from the movie theater serving snacks and frozen yogugurt. delightfully. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and going to see a movie. and after the movie going to the bathroom.
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story suddenly. >> jimmyis that the end of it? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: if so, yeah it's not great. although the delightfully thing was nice. it was a nice little moment in the story. >> hold on. not finished. >> jimmy: n finished, okay. >> i wasn the bathroom. and a voice suddenly said, girl in stall number one, were you in "mystic pizza"? and a pen and a piece of paper wentnt like th. >> jimmy: really? and what did you do? >> i said, uh-huh! my hands are busy! >> jimmy: make that out to? >> maybe in a minute! >> jimmy: well, that's a little weird. we have a little special something. i know it's not a surprise to you. >> it's not. because i have a monitor in my room. >> jimmy: and because -- >> i heard this was 10,000
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not just julias. there are julia roberts here. >> it'an epidemic. >> jimmy: people who have lived their whole lis hearing about you probably everyry single y. and d now theye here to -- i don't know exactly -- >> i feel bad. why would that be? why do i feel bad? >> jimmy: i don't knowow but you can apologize to them when we come back. julia roberts is here. "secret in their eyes" is the movie, we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ] [ screaming ] rate suckers! [ bell dinging ] your car insurance goes up because of their bad driving. people try all sorts of ways to get rid of them. [ driver panting ] if you're sick of paying more than your fair share... [ screams ] get snapshot from prprogressiv
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dysfunction hotline, how can i direct your call? not at all, have a good day. >> that a boy, give them hell. >> you are a moron, you know that? >> you keep throwing that term aroundut i'm not sure you know what it actually means. it's a medicical tm,id you know that? >> is that right? >> it means someone with an iq between 50nd 69. an imbecile, sebody with an iq between 49 and 20. an idiot -- i think that's the word you're looking for -- someone who scores below a 19. >> what do you call someone who's dumber than that? >> lieutenant. >> jimmy: that is "secret in their eyes." julia roberts, chiwetel ejiofor. quite a cast. nicole kidman, who is not in that clip. that was easily the lightest moment of the whole movie. >> that was it. >> jimmy: literally the only thing we could show. >> dee norris is the comic relief, he's fantastic. michael kelly, who is the nicest
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person. maybe like in the top three nicest people? >> jimmy: don't say what you're going to say, it's going to ruin something from the movie. >> okay. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. let's just sit quietly. >> michael kelly's in the film. >> jimmy: i'm here to protect you. have you met another juliaia berts before? >> i did one time. this is a different thing. i'm a little bit -- a little worried about tonight's juliapalooza. >> jimmy: you are, why? >> i did one time. it's never -- have you ever thought like, oh, there's someone else named jimmy kimmel in the world. >> jimmy: i've met a few. >> you have? >> jimmy: my dad's one of them. >> just killed that conversation. >> jimmy: but there's a guy who makes wine. there aren't a lot of them. but there are -- they are out there. yeah. >> well, i guess i am self-centered. never occurred to me that anybody else would be named julia roberts. i didn't think that no one would be, i just never thought about it.
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>> never occurred to you. >> until a girl came up to me, i just want to say h my name is julia roberts. and i was like, what? that is incredible! >> jimmy: did you check her i.d. to make sure? >> she looked honest and truthful. >> jimmy: she did. well, as all -- >> all julia roberts are. i said, how is that for you? she goes, i can always get a dinner reservation. [ laughter ] but people an't always happy when i show up. >> jimmy: well, that makes sense, yeah. all right, let look at the screen here. we've got nine julia roberts. hello, julia roberts! [ eers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, all right. let's start in the center there. fr -- julia from lake havasu in arizona, hell >> hi, jimmy. hi, julia. i'm so happy to see you. i want to thank you for being a nice person. because all of my stories are
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reservation. we were going town to palm spngs and paul springs is someplace you probably go to. so i made a reservation. and i get there. and i say hi, i'm julia roberts checking in. and the girl went, oh. so disappointed. but i have to tell you my room was awesome. it was the best room ever. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> so cool. it was awesome. >> yay! >> jimmy: a little disappointment. but all right, let's check with julia in toronto. hello, julia. >> hello. >> hi, julia. >> jimmy: here she is. >> i had an amazing opportunity to spend eight weeks in an ashram in india. >> jimmy: wow. >> while i was there learning how to teach yoga -- >> was i there? no, no. >> they called me "eat, pray,
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[ laughter ] >> what a beautiful life. >> j jimmy: diyou mind that? >> not at all. >> jimmy: okay, good. >> not at all. i sucked it all in. amazing experience. >> okay, julia roberts by nature are good sports. >> jimmy: very positive. >> good sports. >> jimmy: let's go to knoxville, teessee. hello, julia roberts. >> hi! >> i think i looked like that two days ago. >> jimmy: that same hair? >> the earrings and the whole thing. >> jimmy: do people think maybe you're related to julia? >> if they were cousins and we had the same name. >> jimmy: yeah. >> like my whole life people have always told me, oh, you look so much like julia roberts. >> and you go -- >> such a great compliment. but it's just really funny because i always thought they just said that because of my name. then i recently ran into this
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they tolold me i lked like you. and i just was like, oh my gosh, this is crazy. >> i am her. >> jimmy: i am you, yeah. >> i'm like, that's me, that's rely me! >> jimmy: there you go, julia. let's go -- one more, beaumont, texas. another julia roberts. i don't want to be presumptuous. but you were julia roberts first, correct? >> yes. i'm the oldest. >> you're the oldest julia roberts. >> jimmy: so whahat happen to you when people started reacting to your name as julia roberts? >> right, right. every time i pull my credit card out or my debit card out, i get a lot of attention from the clerk. >> jimmy: really? >> they even ask me to verify y
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license. to approve my card. >> and i'm kind of in love with you but i'm going to pause for a minute and say, if only the man that stole my wallet, the 57-year-old man who was buying a number of things with my credit card, no one seemed to question him. interesting. i'm finding this very inresting. what do you do when they say, can you verify? >> i can pull my driver's linse. >> or say, i'll call richard gere and he will tell you. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> i should have done that. >> jimmy: by the way, this julia i'm told, this is her birthday today, happy birthday. >> happy birthday! >> thank you. thank you very much. it is my birthday. >> jimmy: all right, thank you all you julia roberts, thank you so much for coming on board
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music from future still to come. our next guests play kids on tv and are kids in real life. their show is called "black-ish." watch it wednesday nights here on abc. please welcome, yara shahidi, marcus scribner, miles brown, and marsai martin. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks for coming. it's great to have you here. you all look great. you're all dressed up. do you pick out your clothes yourself or do you have people now to pick these ththings outor you? >> well, i thinke all have people. >> jimmy: you have people no >> it's a combo for me. because this is my denim shirt and it's my favorite denim shirt. >> jimmy: yet the skirt was given to you by people? >> yes. >> jimmy: i see. >> very nice people.
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>> jimmy: all kids have people, it's just usually their parents that pick this stuff out foror em. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what a your ages? start here. >> well, i'm 11 years old. >> i 10. >> 15. >> 15. >> jimmy: so you guys, i know you're not really brothers and sisters in real life. but do they pick on you like older brothers and sisters do in real life? >> yes. >> jimmy: they do? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what do they do? what do you guys do to them? >> something that happened recently was we were in hair and makeup trailer and a jazz song came out. we deced to say this was beyonce's old music before she discovered her sound. marsai being a beyonce fan was frustrated because she kw it wasn't beyonce but we stuck to it. it became a veryeated debate. >> man, i was like so serious about that. >> jimmy: you were? >> i was like, ha, guys, really funny.
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please stop it. >> she's such a fan, she says, she's a professional beyonce fan. >> jimmy: a professional. are you getting paid to be a beyonce fan now? >> i hope so. >> jimmy: have you met beyonce? >> no, that's the problem. >> jimmy: that is the problem. who's the most famous person you've met as a resu of being on this show? >> let see. hm. the president. >> jimmy: that's prey good. yeah. where'd you meet the president? >> in the white house. >> jimmy: well, okay, there you go. miles, how about you? >> well, my favorite -- my favorite celebrity or athlete is lebron. i'm either debating president obama or lebron james. it's crazy to debate those two. >> jimmy: you're more excited to meet lebron james, right? >> yeah. he's my man. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what did he say to you? >> so during the espys, during
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the commercial break, i just went like ten rows down and i saw him sitting down. he's super tall. bubut when hs sitting down it doesn't look like he's tall. it looks like he's kneeling. i came up to h and i guess he knew me. he gave me a hand thing. i was like, oh my god! i almost started crying. i always cry when i see my favorite people. >> jimmy: really? >> so i was telling him, i love you! i love you and he was like, i watch the show all the time with my family and stuff. >> jimmy: that's nice. how about you? >> i he to note, miles never cries when he sees me and i'm personally offended. >> jimmy: he didn't cry when he saw me tonight either. >> for me, i met angela basset a couple of times, the first time at the image awards. which was fantastic. then i see her again at the
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meed. because i was like, she's cacasually ging me a hug. and there's like a little elf in my brainoh my gosh, she's approaching, she's appaching, this is amazing, her arms are out, aahh! >> jimmy: this is a tough act to follow here. >> yeah. i mean, we've got the president, angela basset, lebron james. i've seen leonardo dicaprio before. i'm telling you guys, i sat across the room from leonardo dicaprio. i felt his aura. probably t most famous person i've ever met personally was dr. dre. >>immy: that's a good one. >> yeah, dr. dre, y'all. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: doou guys know who dr. dre is? >> yes. >> yes. >> jimmy: what's your favorite dr. dre song? >> you know that compton album "for the love of money"?
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>> yeah, yeah! >> i love that song. and of course i listen to the clean version. >> jimmy: oh, there's a clean version, okay. >> don't worry, everybody. >> it's really the beat. >> jimmy: are the adults on the show, p people le anthony anderson, do they watch their language around you guys? >> no. >> jimmy: no? have you learned words that you maybe shouldn't know from them? >> well -- i know those words that they're saying. >> jimmy: you've heard the w words already, yeah. they just treat you like you're just regular members of the cast? >> yeah. i mean, they make sure they say nothing too crazy around us. >> jimmy: what crazy things they'll say in front of you guys? anthony specifically. >> our favorite is, every time we head to school anthony says "school's for suckers" in the loudest voice possible. >> jimmy: school i is for suers. that's true, kids, school is for suckers. >> it's kind of weird.
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do school. so he was like, today you're not a sucker because you're not doing school. >> basically anthony has taught us to not educate ourselves. >> jimmy: that's good. >> i can't wait to write a memoir. >> jimmy: as long as you can read a script you're fine. >> yeah, exactly. [ chcheers andpplause ] >> jimmy: it's great to have you guys here. the show is terrific. congratulations. the show is "black-ish." "bla-ish" airs wednesdays at 9:30pm here on abc. be right back with future. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live conct series is present by samsung. next tuesday, don't miss the "jimmy kimmel live" music stream on yoo! presented by american airlines and mastercard. feating exclusive concert from fall out boy.
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the show to see it all. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is present by samsung. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank julia roberts, the kids from "black-ish." apologies to matdamon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next but first his album is calalled "ds "
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