live." >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- liv tyler, ufc chamon conor mcgregor, music from g-eazy, d ben affleck with an exclusive "batman vs. superman: dawn ojustice" trailer, with cleto and the cletones. and now, tell you what, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> alexi: i'm jimmy, i'm your host. thanks for watching.

thank you for joining us. so this morning i was in the shower, at the end of the shower i open the daughter, my daughter, 16 months old, is standing there. she points directly at my penis and laughs. the laugh was like -- it was a forced ha ha ha! i turn to my wife, i was like, this? what is this? this can't be a thing, okay? i don't needed two wom laughing at my penis. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm in the market for a new family if anyone's interested. we have a good show for you tonight tonight. it will be e a superhow tonight. ben affleck is here. [ cheers and applause ] to share the new trailer for the much-anticipated for "batman versus superman: dn of justice." the worldpremiere.

really good. last time i saw batman and superman fight, it was interesting, out on hollywood boulevard. they were fighting overr a hot dog they found in the trash. superman, it's hard with the gloveso get the hot dog. "the leftovers" on hbo, liv ler is with us tonight. [ chrs and applause ] from ufc the know toe yus conner man gregor is here. and we've gotusic from g-eazy. his real name is gerald but gerald-eazy doesn't have the same panache. christmas is coming. you have to get everyone in your family to get to put on white shirts and jeans to takee t picture f for the holiday card because you have to mail that out. sunday we took my daughter to see santa claus, to get our holiday card picture. we waited over an hour in line. sheet supposed to sit in santa's

was a waste of an hour is what it was. so i showed the photo on your show on monday. since then a lot of viewers have been sending me photo of their claus. i thought i would share some of those with you now. let's go to the wall of america and we'll look. [ cheers and applalause ] first of all, from katie spence. look at this. santa's had enough. next, let's run through these. nicky. santa's haunted my little brother's dreams ever since. jennifer, merry christmas. that kid's mad. stacy says, even santa's crying in that one. charles, yep, big tails. santa's wearing a vest, i'd be alarmed too. diana's got a couple of screaming kids. merry christmas from ontario.

next is things went well wiwith nta. all right. barb says, season's screamings. i'm not sure if the boy is happy or crying. but he's doing something. kate has full-out tantrums going on. and is this -- is that it? that's it? okay, that's it. [ cheers and applause ] if you want to be a part of this, we have a great shot you'd like to share, post to it twitter or instagram, #seasonsscreamings so we can find it. it's not just holiday cheer, there are tears too. okay? earlier tonight from new york they had the annual lighting o of the christmas tree in rockefeller center. a 78-foot norway spruce from hudson valley, his name is greg. they started lighting the tree new york in 1933. its from attracts thousands of people. they have a big one in

we don't have anything like that here. we have one thing at a mall but it's not a big televised event. in california, if a big tree is lit up it's because it's on fire. tonight we're going to change that. tonight we're taking you love t hollywood boulevard for the first annual lighting of the spongebob. first of all i want to say hello to sponge bob. are you readady to bome part of a holay tradition that will be cherished by families for many years to come? >> oh, yes, i sure am. it will be fantastic, ha ha ha! >> jimmy: is that suit flammable, sponge bob? >> oh, no. >> jimmy: good. are you wearing underwear right now, spongebob? >> oh, yeah. we wear the toilet papers, ha ha ha! >> jimmy: i've got the lever. i'm going to pull it. let's countdown from two.

wow, look at that. >> awesome. [ cheers and applause ] >> ha ha ha! >> jimmy: a cable attached to it. isn't that beautiful. wow. just like being in bethlehem. okay, now don't move from that for the rest of the month, okay, sposhlg bob? >> okay, i'll ob digital display. >> jimmy: sponge upon is being slowly tied up by that rope that cable down at the bottom. it will eventually work its w up to his neck and strangle them. thanks again, spongebob. we're into december and donald trump is still running for presidt which i don't think he didn't even expect this would happen. according to new quinnipiac university poll, trump is in first place among republicans with 27% of the vote. marco rubio is in second place at 17%. ben carson is fast asleep somewhere, dreaming of sugarplums. donald trump was in macon, georgia, this week. again he suggested that cnn should pay to get him to come to the next debate.

cnn. i won't d do the debate unless they pay me $5 million, all of which money goes to the wounded warriors or go to vets. serious, serious. i would love to do it. how about i tell cnnnn that i'm not going to do the next debate, okay? i'll tell you the problem. you know, we discussed -- this is a nice thing. when you're really smar like really, really, really smart like i am -- it's true -- it's always been true. no, it's always been true. >> jimmy: it was true beforee was born. it has always been true. it's a funny thing, though, to even suggest tha you would be paid. he's treating the republican primary like it's an entertainment show he is the star of which let's be honest is kind of exactly what it is.

but with even worse celebrities. what i would do, i think what donald trump should do,,e should start firing his opponents one by one every week. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ted cruz, you're fired. of course c cnn's not just going to give donald trump $5 million. they're not his dad, they're a news network. you know that if donald trump wins we are going to have a kardashian as president one day, right? it's the only logical step forward. kylie jenner who i think is the youngestnonbaby member the kardashians is having a very profitable holiday season. kylie launched her lip kit and it sold out in seconds. this lip kit sold out in less than a minutete. originally selling for $29, now posted on e way washington between $80 and $1150. e only perpendicular who could afford k kylie jenner's lip kit is kylie jenner.

don't have to go on ebay. take that $29 you were going to spend, give it to stramer, ask him to punch you in the mouth. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's a special birthday today. today is -- i'm not sure if you're aware, today is britney spears' birthday. and -- yes. and to honor her we have a presentation tonigight from a local third grade who's a big fan. and prepared this especially for brit 93's special day. here she is. please welcome lindsay, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> hi, everybody. i'm britney spears. and today is my 34th birthday celebration celebration. i am the pncess of pop. i sold over 100 million albums.

in the same weekend. and then i got married and divorced a second time. oops, i did it again. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] one thing i am not going to do again is shave my head. because i looked like homer simpson. well, i got to go. i left my kids in the car again. bye-bye! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, lindsay. we are going to take a break. when we come back from the break, ben affleck is here with the world premieref the never before seen trailer of "batman

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>> jimmy: welcome back. liv tyler, conor mcgregor, and music from g-aezy on the way. pat man and superman are squaring off and to help us reveal the trailerer it's my pleasu to call upon a special best, guilillermo, a you ready up on the roof? >> guillermo: i'm ready on the roof, jimmy. >> jimmy: okay. then light it up. and here we . that is the bat signal. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: when we light the bat

and so -- now we wait, i guess. and he'll come. you know. he'll come. >> i'm here. >> jimmy: what? >> i'm right here. >> jimmy: oh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're here. >> been here 20 minutes. >> jimmy: you've been here for 20 minutes? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i knew you would come, we made a bat signal. >> no, i -- i didn't see ththat, you jt texted me yesterday, come down to the showw tomorrow. i texted you back and said sure. >> jimmy: i didn't get that text. i really apologize. i guess we didn't really need to build that bat signal then, huh? so hey, batman, i just want to apologize for putting you in this spothere youe eating snack in the audience >> yeah. thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: because i kno it's not very batman to be like that. >> no, you know that i just play batman, right? >> jimmy: yeah, batman, of

>> i'm not actually batman. >> jimmy: yeah, yeyeah. i mean -- you are batman. >> well, now -- in a way. butver since i got this role you've only called me batman. >> jimmy: yeah. the reason i do that is because you're bad man. >> yes, i know, i am. but i have a real name too. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. yeah, i know that. >> you know what that name is? >> jim: uh-huh. >> okay. why don't you go ahead and t take a run at saying that name? >> jimmy: is it bruce -- bruce [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> you've seen me naked. you ow my name. >> jimmy: i do know what your trailer? >>yes. >> jimmy: let's do it. it is time. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the world premier of

justice." >> there he is, get a shot! bruce, bruce! >> who's that? >> you must be new. that is bruce wayne. wayne. clark kent, "daily planet." what's your position on the bat vigilante in gotham? >> civil liberties are being trampled on in your city. people living in fear. thinks he's above the law. "the daily planet" criticizing those who think they're above the law is hypocritical. wouldn't you say? considering every time your hero saves a cat out of a tree you write a puff piece editorial about a alien. he could burn the whole place down. >> the world doesn't share your opinion, mr. wayne. >> maybe it's gotham cit and

frea dressed like clowns. >> boys? bruce wayne meets clark kent. i ve it. i love bringing people together. how are we? hi, hello, it as pleasure -- ow, wow, that is a gooood grip, you should not pick a fight with this person. you know the oldest line in america? that power can be in a sentence. >> you're going to go to war. that son of a bitch brought the war to us. >> you know you can't win this. it's suicide. >> the greatest gladiator match in the history of the world. >> you're psychotic. >> that is a three-syllable word for any thought too big for little minds. >> it's time you learned what it

>> stay down! >> if i wanted it you'd be dead already. >> if man won't kill god -- the devil will do it. >> what have you done? >> s with you? >> i thought she was with you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "batman versus superman: dawn of justice" opens march 25th. ben affleck, everybody. thank you, batman.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. tonight from the ufc, a powerful man, the notorious conor

a young gentleman from oakland, california, his album comes on the friday, "when it's dark out," g-eazy from the samsung stage. tomorrow night, maya rudolph will join us, adam scott will be here, and we'll have music from the great andrea bocelli. join us then. you're first guests a fine actress and one of the few women in america who can borrow a scarf from her father and still look great. watch her on the season finale of "the leftovers" this sunday at night on hbo, please say hello to liv tyler. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: first of all congratulations, i know you had a baby since you were here last, aboy?

>> jimmymy: how did you arrive at that? >> it took a minutto figure out. one of my favorite movies is "wild at heart," the characters saylor and lula. >> jimmy: wouldn't it be ironic if saylor becomes sea sick every time he gets on a boat? seems like he would be the subject of much derision. >> justin told me to give you a ss but he said i had to give you a kiss on-air but i don't know that that's okay. >> jimmy: it's okay with me. >> oh,okay. >> jimmy: he did say -- oh, okay. >> he said i had to kiss you, why? what ds it mean? >> jimmy: i'll surprise you. when you see my tongue come out of my mouth -- that's when you know it's time. so back to the baby. now that we've wandered into unsavory territory here. your dad, who i love, steven tyler, who i don't know if you know this -- [ [ cheers a applause ] he came to high pressure show and hung out for a couple of hours once. >> he did?

he took the whole writing department over, they all just sat arou and talked inste of working. your dad, was youour dad present when you had the baby? >> saylor surprised us and same six weeks early. >> jimmy: oh, boy. >> my fiance was traveling for work. so he kind of -- he was on a plane and couldn't get there. so i called my sister and she came right away. and she called my dad and said, dad, liv's in labor. he walked out of his house in nashville. i didn't know that. then he walked in just before everything happened. >> jimmy: he jumped on a plane and came to seeyou? >> literally walked in the door like right before it happened. >> jimmy: he did, okay. he was there. >> he was there. >> jimmy: youet him in there, he was well behaved? >> it was crazy, i would have never in a million years would thought i'd give birth with my dad and my sister. it was very sweet, we were laughing a lot and having fun. >> jimmy: he cut the umbilical

>> he did. >> jimmy: i wouldn't let him do that. >> it was really funny. we have a picture. it's like all t the doctors and everything, vy hygienic, and his hand that just looked insane in there with his long black claws, painted black striped down the middle, huge skull rings and everything. rrgh! >> jimmy: i imagine your dad rushing to the airport and tsa makes him take off all his bracelets and fishing lures he wears in his ears and everything he has, throw everything into a basket. >> his hair, he has trinkets and jewels inn his hair, you're right. >> jimmy: you know what, he really went all-out to get to you, i guess. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's nice to have him there. is he liking being a grandfather? >> yeah, he's very sweet. >> jimmy: is he grandfather-ly? >> he is. he's kind of like -- he's like having a wizard as a grandfather. it's not a normal routine.

often but when we do it's like this magical wizard comes to the house. >> jimmy: he wast at all squeamish about cuttinghe up umbilical cord? >> not thaynet i know of. >> jimmy: i was. >> you didn't like it. >> i said, no, i want a professional to do that. what's the advantage to doing that? it's patronizing. here, cut! i didn't want to do it. because i also i felt like, if my daughter had a big horrible belly button from then on, it would be blamed on me. and i'd rather it be blamed on a stranger. you know what i'm saying? i'm always thinking is really what i'm saying. so you got a baby now. and you're still working. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i love the show "the leftovers." i think it's a great show.

>> jimmy: you're not on this season as much as you were on last season. >> not so much, yeah. >> jimmy: but you have a key -- i don't want to spoil anything. i'm not going to talk about really anything that's happening on the show. but you definitely have an integral role. >> which i didn't even know about until it kind of happened. >> jimmy: how did it happen? >> damon -- >> jimmy: damon lieloft is the creator and writer of the show. . i it's so different, television, from the movie where a movie you know everything that's going to happen. you have the same director. with tv they sort of write as they go. so you know who your character is but you don't really have any idea what's going to happen. so like the first scene i did, sayl w was only 3 or 4 months old. i have that crazy sex scene. >> jimmy: yeah i think you sexually assaulted somebody is really what happened. yeah. that's true. >> but that was like -- i had no idea. i remember i said to him, where

because i w feeling slightly vulnerable because i jt had a ba. and he said, do you really need know where we're going? can you just know where we are? and i was like, uggh. i want to know everything. >> jimmy: he probably hadn't figured that out yet. >> that's what i can't tell. i think they outline things. but then they also, you know, see what happens. i mean, ion't -- i guess i don't exactly know. they don't tell us. >> jimmy: people who have seen that episode of the show, they know exactly. it mushave been weird to have had a baby just come out of you, then you're getting another one put right back in. >> oh my god. >> jimmy: i think really, essentially -- >> oh! >> jimmy: yes? i'm just working outt my theorys on you. all right. we're going to take a break. we'll see a clip from "the leftovers." if you haven't been watching it you should. live tyler is here. we'll be right back.

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really you've taken kind of a beating on the show, haven't you? >> i guess we all have, really, the characters. >> yeah. >> it was so fun that they -- so i wasn't in it that much, damon had said, then i got to do a whol episode last week. >> jimmy: right, yes, last week's episode was all you. >> she got to tell her whole story a that was so fun. it was like a little movie. >> jimmy: what do you feel lake you can say? i don't like to say anythingg because people get mad at me when i ruin anything about what happened on that episode, about anything specific on it. >> oh, boy. >> jimmy: i'll get mad at you if you ruin it for them. >> we got t to s before the departure and after the departure which was quite nice to see. i didn't even know exactly what had happened to her and who she was. and we sort of figured it out as we go. it was really fun to get to play. she's so complicated and so not like me. so it's really fun to be able to play her.

it doesn't seem lik the show is -- it's very intense, it doesn't seem like it would be fun to be there. is it at all fun? >> i think it's so fun, yeah. i mean, we all -- i mean, it's just so great to be able to stretch yourself and be given -- it was i felt like damon had given me a little present. a box with a bow. >> jimmy: do people have birthday partitiesn set? is it light in any way? >> yeah it's light, normal. >> jimmy: it is like normal, okay. >> you get used to be able to switch in and out kind of, i guess. >> jimmy: okay, all right. i have some photographs here i'd like to show because i'm curious. you are now working as a police office >> that's on the movie i just made called "wildling." that's james la gross, the wolf man. i'm the cop. >> jmy: and you're the cop. the wolf man and the cop. what is the idea of this film? >> oh, boy. that would be hard to explain. >> jimmymy: let's not even bother then.

>> jimmy: you play the best-loong cop in the world basically? >> that's crazy, everyone that i've told i was playing a cop just starts laughing like no words. and i'm like, i'll show you! i got really mad about it. >> jimmy:you. >> i went to the police e academy in austin and got very serious. >> jimmy: do you feel like you could arrest somebody if you wanted? >> b because erybody was laughing i was like, i can't be a cop? then i would wear my uniform a lot, and my belt. >> jimmy: once you put the belt on -- >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. >> i g comfortable. >> jimmy: i can't wait to see the season finale. liv tyr, everybody! be right back with conor

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>>immy: we are back. still to come, music from g-eazy. . next guest came from ireland with nothing but his fists and his feet and a dream. on saturday, december 12th he

"ufc 194" is live from las vegas on pay per view. please welcome "the notorious" conor mcgregor. [ cheers and applause ] >> let me see your hands before i let you touch my belt. okay. >> jimmy: are you worried i have gravy on my hands? >> i don't know if you wash your hands. >> i'm very clean. that's some belt. this belt, when you win a belt like this, do you get to keep it forever or is it something that changes hands like the stanley cup? >> i was discussing this only today. i believe every time you defend it they give you a fresh one. so the original o you win you get to go home, put it in your office, wherever you have it. every time you defend you get a brand-new one. i believe. i hope.

>> i will leave it at home so i do get a fresh one. >> jimmy: right, don't give it, i think that is what happens. >> jimmy: tell the guy, if he wants it, he has to come take it from you. >> exactly. >> jimmy: is it a fun job that you have? is it something you enjoy? >> it is an extremely fun job. >> jimmy: it is? >> it's a crazy, beautiful, out of body experience beating people up for lots of fun. >> jimmy: is it an out of body experience? it seems like the ultimate in-body experience. >> you have to experience it for yourself. to be in that pure environment, it's a beautiful feeling. yoyou talk to people for lots of money, i beat people up for lots of money. i'm sure when you're sitting here talking to people you wish you could beat them up. i actually do get to beat them up. >> jimmy: do you talk to them while you're beating them up? are the conversations?

know that they hit weak. they fight like a baby. i talk to them. >> jimmy: do you say that whether they do or not? i'm sure you've run into guys, that guy was a pretty good fighter, do you tell him? >> it never happens. >> jimmy: it's never happened? >> s smooth sailing so far. [ cheers and applause ] >> if it happens i'll say, wow, you know what, you do hit hard. but it hasn't happened just yet. nobody has hit me hard enough to make me say, you don't fight like a bitch. >> jimmy: all right. you're hobbsly evaluate lyhonestly evaluating them. u grew up in ireland. at what age did you realize you were good at fighting? >> at what age -- i'm irish, we're all good at fighting. [ laughter ] [ [ cheers a applause ] >> we're all good. i don't know, i was always -- society tells you, growing up, you should fantasize about kicking a ball. it didn't really interest me. i tried to maybe pretend that i

but real, kicking a ball straight into a net is pretty cool but what happens if someone ns inbehind me and hit me in the mouth? it ain't so cool. that was in my head as aoung kid. jimmy: you were a paranoid young man. >> i was aware. i had a self-defense mind. i was aware. where i come from, where i grew up, you had to be aware, defend yourself. that's how i got into it. >> jimmy: were your parents supportive of you becoming a professional fighter? >> you know, irish mothers will support you no matter what you do. my father always jokes that i could be doing anything and my mother would still be my biggest fan. >> jimmy: not your father though? >> my father was unaware of what the game was, what the sport was. before me, there was no irishman that had succeeded in the ufc. i could not look to my mother and father and say, look at this irishman, look at his successful fighting career, there was no one before me. i was the first one. i had to convince them what i was going to do.

concerned, it was i was just fighting in a cage, and with no career path, no nothing ahead of me. so it was more worry. but i convinced them. now here we are. >> jimmy: here we are. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you've the blazed the trail. >> and it's even --. >> jimmy: other young people in ireland see you and say, i want to beat the [ bleep ] out of this guy one day. >> there are many young kids seeing the path now. there are many parents of young kids seeing my path and encurbing their kids int mixed martial arts. whether you put yourrhildld into mixed martial arts or whatever, it allows them to conquer whatev they want to. whether they want to conquer the fight ga, the business game, whatever route they decide to take, training for mixed martial arts will help them. i am happy that i have put mixed martial arts in the spotlight in my country, shown it for what it is, true dedication and a beautiful discipline. >> jimmy: i have heard that you like to.

>> jimmy: you spend a lot of money respect you like to buy ca. how many cars do you have? >> i mean, i've got to enjoy it, right? it's only paper. it's only pape i have a good few cars. i think eight. eight cars right now. >> jimmy: you keep them all in one place? >> yeah, they're all right beside each other. >> jim: all right beside each other. >> the next one as cleans the other. so i do enjoy, you know -- i need to stop maybe -- i've been fantasizing about materialistic things. i can't help myself. i do enjoy the materialistic things. >> jimmy: have you considered -- >> i have to be honest with myself. >> jimmy: mike tyson owned a tiger, have you considered getting a wild ananimal? >> mike tyson is the man. heavyweight champ. had a damn tiger. >> jimmy: he used to sleep in bed with the tiger. >> that's insane. i was at my last fight, mike tyson, ufc 189, i hope he's going to be there. i have honestly, truly, have been really giving it serious

exotic animal and a tiger would be right up there. i need to sit down -- >> jimmy: what are some of the other animals you're thinking about getting? i'd lo to hehelp you wh this. >> well, you know, an exotic animal dealer? >> jimmy: oh, yes. >> a monkey maybe, a chimpanzee. >> jimmy: a monkey would be great. >> a cool chimpanzee whipping arnd, thatat would unbelievable. > jimmy:t would be great if you could put the chimp in the robe and have it march into the ring with you. >> yeah. it'sollywood. it happens. that can be done, i'm sure. >> jimmy: that would be great. you've got to get yourself -- that's what you should do, when you win this fight, treat yourself to a chimpanzee. [ cheers and applause ] >> i'll come back next time with my brand-new chimpanzee. >> jimmy: would you do that? i would love that so much, that would be absolutely great. what about this guy you're fighting? jose? what kind of a name is that? >> i don't know. jose aldo is my opponent's name.

the fight is a long time coming. we're almost there. i'm not going to get too excxcited because it was around this time the last time that he pulled and went ruing. >> jimmy: he went running. then he got injured? you don't believe that he got injured? >> blah. we do the show, whoops. >> jimmy: you'll fight through injury? >> in this game there are setbacks and injuries and it's an intense game, you get knocks and bruises. i had my own adversity to con conquer but the true greats can nquerr adversity, that pusushed me on. i'm a true great and i conquered my adversity, he did not. he went home. jimmy: i think you guys will work it out between yourselves. and ththe then y get a chimpanzee. >> the life of a world champipion. >> jimmy: it's very good to have you here, i wish you a lot of luck and health in the r ring as well, in the octagon.

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i got that fire in my soul uh and as far as i could see i just need privacy plus a whole lotta tree all this modesty i just need space to do me give the world what they're tryna see a stella maxwl right beside of me a ferrari i'm buying three a closet of saint laurent get what i want when i want cause this hunger is driving me yeah i just need to be alone i just need to be at home understand what i'm speaking on if time is money i need a loan but regardless i'll always keep keepin on fake friends we don't take l's we just make m's while y'all foll we st make trends i'm right back to work when that break ends woo ooh it's just me myself and i

cause i got me for life got me for life woooh i don't need a hand to hold even when the night is cold i got that fire in my soul i don't need anything to get me through the night except the beat that's in my heart and it's keeping me alive i don't need anything to make me satisfied cause the music fills me good and it gets every time and i don't like talking to strangers so get the -- off me i'm anxious i'm tryna be cool but i may just go ape -- ay -- y'all to all of y'all faces it changes tho' now that i'm famous everyone knows how this lifestyle is dangerous but i love it the rush is amazing celebrate nightly n everyone rages i found how to cope with my angegers i'm'm swimminin money swimming in liquor my liver is muddy but it's all good i'm still sipping the bubbly thiis lovely this -- ain't random i didn't get lucky made it right here cuz i'm sick wid it cuddy they all take the money for granted but d't wanna work for it tell me now isn't it funny woo ooh it's just me myself and i solo ride until i die cause i got me for life woo ooh

even when the night is cold i got that fire in my soul i don't need anything to get me through the night except the beat that's in my heart and it's keeping me alive i don't need anything to make me satisfied cause the music fills me goodod and it gets me every time like ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba ba-ba a ba-ba ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba 'cause the music fills me good and it gets me every time yeah lonely nights i laid awake pray the lord my soul toake my hearts become too cold to break know i'm great but i'm broke as hell havin dreams of unfolding cake all my life i've been told to wait but ima get it now yeah it's no debate

it's just me myself and i so ride until i die cause i got me for life woo ooh i don't t need a hd to hold even when the night is cold i got that fire in my soul i don't need anything to get me through the night except the beat that's in my heart and it's eping me alive i don't need anything to make me satisfied cause the music fills me good and it gets me every time like ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba ba-ba ba-ba ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba cause the music fills me good and it getets me eve time

this the anthem told the world i need everything and some two girls that's a tandem she gon' do it all for me when them bands come got it all yeah i'm young rich and i i'm handse this is not random everybody ain't got it understand son jimmy kimmel this is not random it's my world and i do what i like to i know she gon be ready when i slide through if you forgot i got it i'll remind you cuz i got what you got i'm talkin times two disagree with me and you been lied to i amothing like u and no i'm not the type to follow bull -- you give the hype to i can see the fakes so when i look