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>> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'mhe host. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. welcome to the first evever "jimmy we have a good show for you unlike our usual shows done for our own personal gain. this one is for a good cause, a great cause. it's world aids day and giving tuesday. it seemed like a good idea to give to the fight against aids. we're doing something we've never done before. tonight's show is going to help in the most entertaining this will be better than a strollll through.j. maxx. it really will. it's a star-studded event to raise money for a great charity, aids from the planet. [ cheers and applause ] shop-athons are the best because
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things, shopping and athons. a lot of companies are pitchching in to donate money from the sale of each red product. every dollar raised tonight will be matched by the bill and melinda gates foundation. for every dollar that goes to red bill and melinda gates' foundation will donate a dollar. i wonder if he knows what a dollar looks like. they agreed to donate up to $20 million. so this isis a lot of money being raised here tonigh this is great tonight. also t tonight ware going to learn about a number of fun one of kind celebrity experience use can win by donating to red through the website omaze. you can join meryl streep p on the red carpet and take a trip to the set of the "game of ththrones" and let you sit on the iron throne. there's a private cooking lesson.
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with t back street boys. 7 steph curry will letou in on his pregame ritual. george clooney, george clooney will stare into your eyes and compliment you for 4 45 second straight. [ laughter ] and you can get a makeover with kim kardashian and her glam squad, which i might bid on that one myself. i am in desperate need of a glam squad right now. we have those and we have more omazing experiences you're going to see and hear from the stars themselves later on. it's time to hear from one of those stars, the main star of all of t them righnow, joining us via the wall of america, live from carnegie hall in new york, please welcome the co-founder of red and lead singer of the u-2s, bono, everybody. hello, bono. how are you? >> very well. yes. >> jimmy: look at that. [ cheers andpplause ] firsof all, thank you. thank you for taking time to chat. i know you're about to go on stage. you're doing a show there. who else is doing the show there
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i'm you're little g.i. joe here. >> yes. no, no, you're my president. we have everybody here tonight. we have, you know, bill clinton and joe biden, and bill gates and bloomberg and a lot of people who have really changed the world in very obvious ways. but the pepeople thawe're here tonight really for, the activists who have been fighting aids and extreme poverty. and they have some voices of the new generation. miley cyrus is here, jesse jay is here,osier is here. a fell irishman, great t poet, he's here. great night in carnegie hall. this is a bicoastal affair. >> jimmy: it is indeed. yes. i've been wanting to have a bicoastal affair with you. if we bleep that it will sound very dirty. and are there any regular people there are or they all super famous superstars? >> if you're trying to come off like you're a regular person, i wouldn't run with that.
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>> no, no. you -- truly, your show is changing the world tonight. and you, therefore, are the president of my world. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. >> olivia wilde is the president of my world and you're the first lady. or snoop dogg. snoop dogg could be the minister of defense, defense minister because if therere's any tuble cicity and ery other city. he would scare the [ bleep ] out of the russians. >> jimmy: he could definitely come up with a nice smoke screen fothe russians. so, bono, i have to say i'm so impressed with the work that you do with red. i mean, this is really personal to you. i know it's not just something you go on television and talk about. we had a chance to chat. you talk about, you go all over the country. you speak to people. you go to churches. you really have done so much work. are things getting better? is the situation better than it was like ten years ago? >> one of the reasons and to be
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having this here in carnegie hall is really this is the greatest good news story that nobody knows. particularly for the united states of america. nobody knows that of the 15 million lives that have been saved over the last ten years the majority of those lives have been saved by american taxpayers. you walk out on the street here in new york, nobody knows. los angeles, nobody knows. people should know. this is a heroic, extraordinary thing that america has done. and americans should know. i salute them. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we did something good. we did something good, everybody. >> 15 million lives. >> jimmy: now, i was just talking about some of the omaze experiences various celebrities have offered. you're doing one as well. you're offering yourself up. >> not exactly. i'm offering -- well, in central
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that'sery funny. as they don't take my bike rides very seriously. you know, mark twain said ride a bike and if you live, get another one. i very nearly didn't live. i got myself banged up pretty good. but i'm back and i've been rebuilt and i'm ready to share a ride in central park and talk anything people want to talk about. and it will -- it will be my great pleasure. >> jimmy: will you be on the same bike with the person or will you be on separate bikes? >> depending on he or she, we could do the cross bar thing. >> jimmy: i see, okay. i haven't experienced it. i would also like to donate. you know how excruciating it is to give your kids the talk. them the horrible things that you did to their mother that
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my omaze experience will be to -- the winner, i will explain sex to their children. i will give their children the talk. [ cheers and applause ] it's so uncomfortable, i think it's a real service. i have done sex like literally dozens of times so i know what i'm talking about. bono, you have a teenager, don't you? >> yeah. i've got two teenage boys. actually, my daughter eve, she's an actress. she's in this series "the nick" and i've seen a few episodes. i think she needs the talk. she'23. >> jimmy: i would love to give her the talk. i'll give the whole family the talk at once, the next time you guys are out here. i want to thank you so much. i know you're busy thanking everybody else but thank you for doing so much work. [ cheers and applause ] >> just say this before the festivities begin. this is so important to the lives of people who haven't had that medication. it's really transformed.
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hospitals ten years ago when being given this diagnosis was a death sentence. i remember the looks in people's eyeyes. i remember the light going out of people's eyes. i've just been back rwanda and i've seen now beds where there's three patients to a bed. and nurses that looked like patients. looking like every hospital you wod have here and you should be very proud, america, of what you've done. it's really seriouous stuff. thank you. thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: bono, everybody. if you want to enter to win my experience, bono's experience, george clooney's, go to omaze.com/red. all the information is there. it's not a bidding thing. it's more like a raffle. anyone h has a chae to win. you don't have to be super rich. we also o have a scial offer from our pal snoop dogg tonight who is here to bring some much needed green this holiday season. anmy shopathon partner tonight will be the lovely olivia wilde. and we have music, holiday music, in fact, it's a song that
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benefit red from the killers. they are going to be h here performing. [ cheers and applause ] we have another big name joining us from afar tight, none other than scarlett johansson. are you there, scarlett? [ cheers and applause ] >> yes, jijimmy, i a here. and i'm standing by to take donation calls. >> jimmy: you're taking calls. that's not really -- we're not -- it's not a call thing. >> i don't want to embarrass you but nobody's calling. >> jimmy: nobody's calling? it's not a tell-athon, scarlett. everything's through the website. so guilt.com/red. >> then why in the hell am i tting in front of this phone? >> >>. >> jimmy: i have no idea, i didn't ask you to do that, i guess you did that on your own. >> this is embarrassing. >> jimmy: yeah. yeah. [ phone rings ] oh? >> hi, it's scarlett johansson. would you like to donate to red today? even $50 would be a huge help. >> guillermo: scarlett
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then you can make love to me in a mountain on top of a castle. i love you. >> oh, thank you, weirdo. so people should just go to the website? >> jimmy: that wou be best, yeah. scscarlett? >> okay, then. >> jimmy: okay. >> good luck with the rest of the show. >> jimmy: okay, thank you, thanks scarlett. sclett johansson. her enthusiasm is infectious. as you can see we have some of the world's most talented and beloved celebrities helping out. unfortunately we also have matt damon who -- matt damon is an actor. in the '90s he was in a movie where hehe led apples. and then he was liberace boyfriend. basically it. but as you may know matt has been scheduled to appear on this show every night for the last 12 years. i've been trying very hard to had time. tonight though i said in the name of charitity i wouldo my best to get him out t here. he's waiting in n his dresng room.
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how is it going? [ cheers and applause ] >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: so what do you want? how can i help you? >> no,t's not about helping me, okay? this is -- i have an omaze off to help red. i would like to come out there >> jimmy: yeah, that's kind of a no go. because no,ou know, we had a long talk with him and that was a lot of the timime talking about people we actually care about. i'm not sure we're going to have time for your little skit or whatever you were going to do yeah. >> it's not a skit. it's a charity auction. look, it will be really quick. all right? i'll come out. >> jimmy: give us a hint as to what it is first and then i'll decide. >> fine. to help red in their fight against aids i'm offering the matt damon/"jimmy kimmel live"
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what does thatean, exactly? >> well, the winner and a guest will join me in this poorly lit underground dressing room that i patiently wait in every night. and once here you will sit next to me on this old futon in complete silence until i wait to see if i'm going to get on the show that night. >> oh, okay. >> you will enjoy such amenities as a non-functioning air conditioner, a very old "people" magazine, and the finest mini cheese cubes that kimmel's catering staff can find in the back of the fridge. for a chance to win, please go to omaze.com/red now. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't think anybody is going to enter that. and i will say something. i think it's weird and rude for you to force people to sit in
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so i will add this to the auction. if the winner wants the wier can sit in our plush green room and watch matt sit in his dressing room through the door. we'll leave it open. the door open. >> or i could -- i could join them in the green room. >> jimmy: we really don't have the space for that, but that's a nice offer. >> no, i've seen pictures. the green room is huge. >> jimmy: it's not that bi we have a fire marshal. there's a limit on how man people you can let in. >> why don't i just t come out there. i feel like i could help you raise a lot -- >> jimmy: oh, i think -- i guess his mike wenent out. unfortunate -- sadly we can't hear him. so i guess -- just, you know, just stay down there and i'll let you know if we need you which we probably most will not. okay? matt damon, everybody. very sad individual. [ cheers and applause ] we will take a bak. when we come back, olivia wilde and i will be in festive sweaters to tell you about tantalizing red products.
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hi. i'm new england patriots quarteack tom brady. i'm offering an experience of a lifetime. one lucky winner will get to snap a ball to me and have me slap them on the butt and tell them they did a good job. whether they did or not. and, yes, your wife can watch. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, tom brady. what a great omaze experience. one that will make the patriots fan in your family nothing short of erect with glee. snoop dogg, shaq, the killers, this is shopathon. i'm jimmy kimmel joined by the co-h-host, thelow-priced princess herself, olivia wilde.
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>> hi, jimmy. we have so many omazing red products to show tonight. interesting fact. did you know that red is not only a charity but also a color? >> jimmy: i did not know that, wow. >> that's righght. they use it at the top of stop lights and also for the sauce you put on spaghetti. >> jimmy: they do. they so do. let's have a l look at t first red product, shall we? >> first up we have this beautiful juice pack air. >> jimmy: yes. that's what you were talking about. >> that's right. not only will this protect your phone from those nasty falls. i hate that. just falling all over the place. >> jimmy: me, too. >> also gets charged up after a long night alone swiping right. >>immy: i'm going to put my phone in it just so we can see its incred charging powers firsthand. plug that in and there we go. there you have it. >> jimmy, a product like this couldn't go for less than, let me think, $948, am i right? >> jimmy: you are so, so wrong.
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the mophie juice pack sells for $99.95, purchase price, going to red's fight against aids. >> what? aid is the worst. >> jimmy: i know, isn't it? i'm hearing we have a call over the line. yes? hello, caller. hi, this is -- matt. from boston. i have a question about the mophie. >> yes, matt, what's your question? >> jimmy: hold on a second. matt from boston, what's your last name? >> aflac. >> jimmy: yeah, your name is matt aflac? >> yeah. >> jimmy: hang up the phone. just hang up. he knows what the problem is. don't -- okay. thank you. i'm so sorry about that. it's a little private thing between us. should we keep going? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes. let's get to the next product. >> yes. right to the next product. >> jimmy: thisis is the den red daydream blanket. this blanket is softer than a newborn puppy. i can prove it. >> you can prove it?
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intoto this bldfold. >> jimmy. you know me when someone hands me a blindfold usually means you >> jimmy: right. sex, right? inappropriate. so we are going to see if you can tell the difference between a newborn puppy and the day dream blanket. bring those items out, guillermo, and here they are. i'd like you to give each one a feel. one is at your left hand. one is at your right. >> they're both so soft. i can't believe you think one of these is softer than a puppy. i mean, this over here. right here, this is very soft. my god, it's so soft. this has to be the puppy because it's the softest thing i've ever felt in my life. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> this right here -- no. this is slightly less soft. this thing nibbling at me and licking my hand is probably the blanket. right? >> jimmy: all right, well. remove the blindfold and you'll see. >> what? >> oh, my god.
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>> jimmy: you sure did. wow, that's ridiculous. you were totally fooled. >> i was so wrong. how could you blame me. a blanket like this this soft has to go for, i want to say, 30 or $40,000? >> jimmy: wrong again. this blanket goes for the low, low cost of $99.95. [ cheers and applause ] >> what? >> jimmy: red, fight against aids. >> what a deal. is it going to poop on me? i don't want it to poop on me. >> jimmy: you know what, these blankets never poop. guaranteed. >> that's my rule. okay. let's have a look at my next product. >> jimmyi'm done petting you. >> this is the mole skin red special edition notebook. >> jimmy: this is amazing item. it's a book just like the ones you read about teenage vampires but when you open it, check this out. >> jimmy, what are you tryining to say, all of these pages are blank. what am i supposed to read? >> jimmy: what i'm about to show you is going to o blow youmind.
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and you can actually write on the pages inside. you see how the ink is just coming out of the pen and creating lines on the page? >> that is so incredible. and unbelievable contraption like this must cost, i'm going to say it, but a quarter of a million dollars. >> jimmy: no. try a quarter of a hundred dollars. this notebook is going for the low, low price of $24.95. look, i don't know if you can see, but i drew a butt. >> you would draw a butt. >> jimmy: i did. we only have time for a few more products. first let's check in to see how my phone is charging. what is it at now? oh, 72%! >> wow. >> jimmy: olivia wilde. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you. >> we just have a few more products for you right now. it shouldn't be a shopathon without a bit of bling. >> jimmy: no, it wouldn't. who better to get all blinged out this special season than a special friend of the show, guillermo.
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[ cheers and applause ] gill-ler-mo is wearing this simple elegant jenn meyer red necklace in gold. perfect for a night out on the town or modeling for a show. also sporting the alex bracelets and earrings. >> jimmy: and to set the whole ensemble off he's standing in the red 3 1/2 quart dutch ovens. >> and wearing a pair of sunglasses on the back of his head. >> jimmy: and holding a bouquet of fararm girl fwers. >> of course. and carrying a special edition club bag. >> jimmy: and 's strumming bono's signature red gretch guitar. [ cheers and applause ] >> and lastly but not leastly, what outfit is not complete without a dyson tandup cordless vacuum. >> jimmy: the answer is no outfit, no outfit is complete without a dyson. >> a portion of the proceeds
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benefit red. thank you, gill-er-mo. >> jimmy: yes, thank you. hello, caller. sacramento. >> oh, hi, linda. at's your question? >> actually, it's matt damon. i really want to a about the mophie. >> jimmy: cut the line. he doesn't wantt to ask about that. and i'm not letting his stupid voice ruin my shopathon, damon. that's ridiculous. >>hat's it for now but we will have more amazing red products for you later in t show. this was so much fun. >> jimmy: it sure was, liv. let's check in one more time on my p phone. my p phone is w at 76%! >> wow! >> jimmy: we'll keep an eye on that and we will be right back
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what do you think they want? i don't know, but they look amazing. oh, you know what i was thinking? it's almost christmas! oh! yes! that's what all the lights are r, that's why they're dressed this way! and! where did you guys get your clothes? old navy. you know we've done like, zero christmas shopping. - zero shopping. - what are we going to do? we have to go shopping n now. you should go, the entire store is up toto 75% off his hat was only three bucks. in order for us to go to old navy, you have to get off our lawn. we have another song! no, no...
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santa has a magic snow globe for every family... ...and whatever he puts in our snow globe,e, shows up at our house. and this year, look at what he put in our driveway. santa n do that? he sure can, honey. the lexus december to remember sales event is going on now, with some of the most magical deals of the year.
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inch of pure sexual dynamite. red. it's going to a great charity, red. you have a chance to get your holiday portrait taken with me and 17 friends. send to it your wife. send it to your mistress. giant. let's do this. support red. together we' make some weird-ass holiday cards. >> jimmy: thanks, shaq. show. before we move along let's check in with olivia wilde and the red shopathon. liv, what exciting new products are you presenting? >> oh, i hope your socks orr nice and tighght. if n they might just get knocked off. let's get your fashion model back out here. [ cheers a applause ] now, you might notice that the shirt gill-er-mo is wearing here ha shorter sleeves than you might expect. and that's because this is what
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gill-er-mo, how do you feel wearing this t-shirt? >> guillermo: i think it's good. >> you look adorable. well, get ready. we're about to turnhe cute dial up to 12. gill-er-mo is this -- oh, my gosh, is this a guillermo baby? this baby wearing the gap red shirt? is this his son? >> guillermo: i don't think so. >> let's just say he is for right now. guillermo, this is your baby son, nicholas. hi. not only is nick stylish in his onesie but it's a look that goes from day to night in a cinch. >> guillermo: how much is it? >> well, i'm not sure how much this baby cost but the onesie goeses for theock bottom price, are you ready for this? this is crazy. $19.95. [ cheers and applause ] with a portion of that price going to fight the aids. >> guillermo: the price so low, it's loco. [ siren ] >> you heard it here first, it is loco. back to you, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you, olivia.
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on. still to come an amazing omaze experience from james franco, a special christmas song from the killers. the killers write a song every year to benefit red. this is their tenth year. this one is called "dirt sledding." you can find on it apple music. last year we wrote a song together called "joel the lump of coal." it's about a lump of coal. named joel. they will be playing the song live for the first time later on tonight. tomorrow on the show, liv tyler, conor mcgregor of the ufc, and ben affleck will be here to det the "batn versus superman" trailer. that will be a lot of fun. i'm going to tell you something, best actor ever to come out of boston, easily, ben affleck. not even a contest. my guest tonight is a rapper, actor, entrepreneur, and profsional relaxer of the highest order. to benefit red, he's offering a remarkable omaze experience that
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in the first place. please welcome the one and only snoop dogg. [ cheers and applause ] >> jmy: how are you doing? thk you for being part of this shopathon show. it's great to have you here. have you ever met bono. do you know bono at all? >> i've heard of him. >> jimmy: are you the type of person to buy things off television? have you ever been sitting there -- >> i've bought things off the home shopping network before. >> jimmy: you have? >> yes. >> jimmy: do you ever call in? >> no. >> jimmy: that would be quite an experience for them. >> right. right. >> jimmy: recognize that voice. what did you buy, do you remember? >> i bought some jewelry for my grandmother. >> jimmy: really. jewelry for your grandmother. that's very sweet. do you do your own christmas
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>> jimmy: you do? >> yeah. >> jimmy: who do you buy for? who is on your personal list? >> my wife, my daughter, my granny, and my mom. it's all the women in my life. >> jimmy: do you go to the store or do it online? >> i i go to t store. i go actually into the store and stand in line and i buy gifts for them. >> jimmy: do people flip out when they see you? >> oh, yeah. oh, yeah. >> jimmy: right. i know you have a new website. what is the name of the new website? >> maryjane.com. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now, it want to point out that it's not spelled like it sounds. it's merry like christmas. >> yeah, merry. >> jimmy: merryjane.com. >> exactly. green trees. >> jimmy: this is a lifestyle website? >> it's a cannabis media platform website where you can get information. you can see videos. it's basically an encyclopedia to cannabis. for those who want to know and those who do or don't know. >> jimmy: itit's like kiweedia.
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that's awesome. >> jimmy: you can do thatuse that if you need. >> thanks jimmy. >> jimmy: it's for those who share a common interest. >> and those who don't. you may want to be informed. you may want to know about it and you may want to get involved. this may be the best way to find out by, you know, looking, not touching. >> jimmy: do you have ne on there? >> yeah, news. >> jimmy: things goingn? >> everything, entertainment, news. >> jimmy: is it all filtered through -- doeit all have to be related to pot smoking? >> no, notot smokingedibles, cooking. all forms of it. >> jmy: pot eating, too, then. all right. so really you're covering everything. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: i know you've -- you have a lot of interests, but one of them. i don't know how long you've been doing this.s. i saw some of these paintings at your studio. this is -- this is an original snoop doggy dog. [ cheers and applause ] how often do you paint? >> it's in spurts. i paint like maybe three or four times a year.
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front of a canvas do you say, okay, this is what i think i'm going to paint or do you just kind of go with the flow? >> it's the music. i have a lot of old school music playing in the background. i'm usually on a road, in a hotel room, in a different country. i'm feeling a different vibe. i did that in australia at the versace hotel. >> jimmy: you carry your paints around with you from town to town? >> no, i send somebody to go to the paint store. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i guess that makes more sense. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you really have it all figured out. >> i do, jimmy. >> jimmy: when we come back we're going to talk about an omaze experience that you are donating. something that i think your fans will reall even people who don't like you will love this. snoop dogg is here. we have more surprises on the way as the red shopathon continues. we'll be right bacack. [ cheers and applause ] to take on the world's greatest challenges, whatever they might be.
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[cricket sound] richard. didn't think you were going to make it. hey sorry about last weekend, i don't know what got into me. well forgive and forget... kind of. i don't think so! do you like nuts? this is the best block of all. it's like candy cane lane. i know. oohhh. oh, holiday ferris wheel. i kind of love it. look at those reindeer. jeffrey, you're awfully quiet back there. i was just thinking... maybe it's time we finish this test drive and head back to the dealership? that is so jeffrey... soooo jeffrey... so jeffrey... oh. elves.. it's practically yours. but we still need your signature. zero due at signing, zero down, zero dedeposit, and zero first months payment
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oh, hi, friends. i'm james franco, actor, director, poet, professor, author, and three or four other things. but when i'm not busy being multifaceted, i'm an artist. my work has appeared in the museum of contemporary art in los angeles and soon it just might hang in your living room because so to support red i will paint a portrait of you. this will be a work of art you will cherish and your children will sell after your death.
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so be my muse. support red and, most importantly, let's get you naked. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: oh! welcome back to our red shopathon. thank you, james franco. >> okay, okay, okay. >> jimmy: we almost had an intruder here. take him out of the whole building. did you see matt damon backstage? >> i was -- i think i seen him in all that smoke. i thought it was him. matt, was that you? >> jimmy: it could have been anybody. hey, let's check in with some more great red products with olivia wilde. liv, what do you have for us over there? >> thanks, jimmy hat. it's winter time. you know what that means, chapped lip season. i know. it's a nightmare. but not anymore. our model here is using fresh sugared lip balm. look at that, his lips are now as soft as a cloud made of marshmallows and chicken fat. it looks like our model is in
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help, of course, of our sleek and stylish red alessi corkscrew. guillermo, what are you doing? >> guillermo: i'm drinking the wine, ms. olivia. >> you don't want to do that. wait for these. we have red coca-cola tumblers. just pour that in there. you got that. >> guillermo: what time do you get off work? >> i mean, soon, i guess. >> guillermo: do you wanto have a drink? >> yeah. yeahah. >> guillermo: you have two eyes. i like them. >> jimmy: let's give them some quiet time. thank you veryry much, gllermo and olivia. [ cheers and applause ] so, snoop, tell us what your omazaze experice is. >> my omaze experience will be for a lucky fan to come to denver, colorado, on 4/20 and have a smoking experience with me.
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>> jimmy: we're calli this -- >> it's aary jane wellness retreat. >> jimmy: a wellness retreat. >> we're trying to get you well. and, jimmy, i brought you a gift because i want you to get well, too. >> jimmyyou did? >> you're part of our team now. >> jimmy: what is this, a necklace? >> yes. >> jimmy: i love necklaces. this is going or perfect for me. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] you're selling jewelry now? >> yeah. selling everything. >> jimmy: how did this happen? >> man, everything got to go, man. got to go. >> jimmy: when you get prescription for medical marijuana here in california you have to get a doctor's note. what do you tell the doctor isis your ailment that you require? >> i'm going to share this with you because i love you. >> jimmy: thank you. >> migraines. >> jimmy: migraines. [ cheers and applause ] well, thank you, snoop dogg. thank you for the beautiful necklace. if you want to bid on snoop's mary jane wellness retreat, go to oma.com/red.
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crooked nose and bloodshot eyes iron will for telling lies fuse you hurt me santa and i'm confused pretty girls christmas lights mistletoe holy nights don't it sound like heaven on a cloud [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, that was the killers' new christmas song called "dirt sledding." you can find it on apple music and 100% of the proceeds go to benefit red. these guys have been doing this every year for the last ten years, and last year, i had the pleasure of writing one of the songs with them. and here now, , with thasong, "joel the lump of coal," the killers! [ cheers and applause ] s some timego at santa's ple up in the old north pole there lived a lump of anthracite whose parents called him joel
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happy as a lump can be he just wants to keep santa warm and make the elves cozy but santa claus had other plans for joel one fateful day joel you're just the lump i need come join me on my sleigh joel joel the lump of coal heart leapt up with joy i'll soon b be santa'present to a lucky girl or boy e'll laugh and play together and hold each other tight and snuggle under clean white sheets when we go to sleep at night then santa's elves all laughed at joel you're in for a surprise you're not a special christmas gift you're just a booby prize
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you're filthy as can be now you have to go and live with one who's been naughty but i make heat poor joel cried anelectricity you pollute the air with c and mercury joel joel the lump of coal fell down upon his knees i don't wanna live with a naughty kid don't make me santa pase but santa laughed his jolly lump you're just the thing to teach this brat that santa ain't no chump so off they flew and before he knew joel was in a sack claus y don't we just go back and then came christmas
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he saw a boy with the saddest face and tears were in his eyes he picked joel up and held him he said you can be my friend i wod've liked some presents but you're what santa chose to send it's true i've been aaughty boy and maybe that's a sin but if this is how santa treats the kids i'm just glad that i'm not him and joel joel the lump of coal he knew what he must do he id now i know the reason why i got sent to you 'cause when a person hurts inside it turns him hard and cruel but i know how to make your pain into a precious jewel so take me in your hand young man and squeeze with all your
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>> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. what a night it has been. please help the fight against aids. shop red this holiday season. you buy the products you saw tonight and many people will be helped. go to gild.com/red. go to omaze.com/red fofor the celebrity experiences. i want to thank red for making this all possible. thanks for bono, olivia wilde, snoop dogg, the killers, thanks to scarlett johansson, thanks to vice. i want to send my honestly sincerest apologies to matt damon. we just did not have time for him tonight. >> jimmy, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah? >> did you say my name? >> jimmy: oh, i was saying unfortunately we don't have time for you tonight. i'm sorry. thanks for watching, everybody. >> no, no, that's all right, i'm not mad. i'm in giving mood tonight. >> jimmy: cool, cool. in fact, on top of the money
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i'm making another important donation as we speak. >> jimmy: okay. all right. thanks. >> i'm donating some pee into your gas tank right now. >> jimmy: you know what, that son of a bitch. >> and for all of your shoppers out there, please remember that if you would like to enter to win my omaze experience or any celebrity omaze experiences you saw tonight, go to omaze.com/red. it is a worthy cause. oh! >> jimmy: pull it out, pull it out, i want to see it! >> i can't, i can't, i can't. >> jim: out! you can pull it out. i'm going back inside. thanks so much for all of our guests tonight. "nightline" is next. thanks for watching, everybody, good night.
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