and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight - aaron paul. from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom. and it's mash-up monday with music from kceelo & the sunshine band. with cleto and the cletones. and now, nice and easy, here's jimmy kimmel!

>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. i hope you had a good weekend. i tell you something, i had a weird thin happen to me last night. i was on the phone, which is weird for me to start. i don't talk on the phone much. pacing around the kitchen. when i'm on the phone i pace habit trail. i pace and i eat. it. i ate a banana, ate peanut butter, got another banana, put peanut but over that. i spotted mints on the counter. i shook one out and ate it. put a few in my mouth. it tasted not so great. i looked at the contner, they

chewable bonene, the sea sickness medication. i ate like six of them. i ate so many i could go on a teacup ride on the high seas and i wouldn't feel a thing. it's a good lesson, look at things before you eat them. speaking of nauseating circumstances, the race for president is starting to get down to it. on saturday there was a republican primary and democratic caucuses. hillary clinton ged out bernie sanders in nevada. she won by 5 points thanks to a key last-minute endorsement from the blue man group that took her over the top. on the republican side donald trump won south carolina by a wide margin, by 10 points. and for me the real takeaway was that this could be our next first lady of the united states. >> just wanted to say an amazing place, south carolina. congratulation to my husband. he was working very hard.

we love you. and we going ahead to nevada. an we will see what happened. he will be the best president. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: of what country? [ cheers and applaus] how good is this unexpected -- i don't know where she's been hiding but we want more melania. meanwhile jeb bush is done. on saturday night aer finishing fourth in south carolina, jeb finally put himself out of his misery a dropped out of the race. >> the people of iowa and new hampshire and south carolina have spoken and i really respect their decision. so tonight i am suspending my campaign. >> no! >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: quite a reaction. one lady says no, no! it was probably his wife. [ laughter ] how could this happen? you'd think after his mom endorsed him he would have been right on t but no.

this, his dad won, his brother won, he raised huge amounts of money, he spent $130 million for nothing. he could have made half a "star wars" movie that only he could see. but the writing was on the wall. this is one of jeb's final moments as a candidate. governor bush, thank you very much. >> thank you, guys. thank you. i go out this way? >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: that's the question he should have asked nine months ago, i go out this way? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: be free, jeb, run and play. i was thinking about today, is there any chance jeb bush will vote for donald trum i know he's a republican. but if it comes down to -- he's voting for hillary guaranteed. [ laughter ] in away, if you think about it, the race for president is not so different from "the bachelor" in that every week somomeone is forced to go home. earlier tonight on abc, bachelor

three women and ben carson he's still hanging in there. but this week was hometown date week. hometown dates are a magical moment when the bachelor gets a chance to look into a father's eyes and say, sir, i care about -- your daughter as well as the three other daughters i'm currrrently ming out with on helicopters. but it's easy to get caught up. as if this is all normal or acptable. but it isn't. and sometimes you have to stop and say what hell is goingon? this was a pretty excellent exchangeetween jojo and her mom tonight. >> i'm falling in love with him and i'm so scared, mom, i'm so scared. i jt don't want to get hurt. >> you're not going to get hurt, you're beautiful. >> i know but i'm just like -- it's so hard for me. i didn't know if ias going to be able to like open myself up again after my last relationship. >> but you did. and he was right by next to you, right? >> yeah, mom, i'm just -- it's

there's threether girls still involved. >> oh. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh. does she not know how the show works? jojo has quite a family by the way. we got to meet her brothers tonight, who were very, very affectionate to say the least. >> come here! there you go! >> say h to ben! >> jimmy: oh my god. take it to the fantasy suite, will you? her brothers are more into her than ben is. [ laughter ] by far my favorite -- the top moment of tonight was whehen jojo's mom -- watch how she handles this very tense moment between ben and one of jojo's creepy brotothers. >> she's obviously starting to

but obviously i don't get the same read -- >> jimmy: right out of the bottle. did anyone notice? okay, so there was a lot of the drama on tonight's show. for those who missed it it's time to break it down e emoji style, "the bachelor in emojis," here we go. tonight it went like this. ben went on his first hometown date with amamanda. she's ththe one with two kids who sounds like a mouse. they went to the beach and made an octopus in the sand. then ben met lauraby's camly and kayla's family and that was kind of boring. except for the fact that kayla's mom wears adultbraces.. for the last hometown date ben flew to texas to meet jojo's family. her brothers as we saw hated ben. when no one w was lking as we

from a bottle of champagne. at the rose cereremonyenent amanda, the one with the mouse voice, home. amda then cried in the car. ben cried in the house. like a baby. quite a whil he cried. but that's all okay because next week he gets to have sex with all three remaining women. [ cheers and applause ] and that is your bachelor emoji week. by theway, i feel compelled to mention at the begning of the season, the beginning of the year, i picked three women to make it to the finals. i picked jojojo, lauren and kayla. guess who the final three are? jojo, lauren and kayla. cheers and applause ] that is why they call me noradamus. sunday night we have the 88th annual oscars. we have a show after the oscars. a lot of great independent

picture this year but some of the bigger commercial hits were overlooked. one of the critically acclaimed hits that failed to get a best picture nod was "straight outta compton," a movie i like very much, the story of the rap group nwa. very good but also very r-rated. in an effort to create a family-friendly version we can show on tv, we took the audio from "straight outta compton" and combined it with video from "alvin and the chipmunks" and the rult is this. >> no person shall disturb the peace by participating or abetting in any rude or violent conduct. note also the performance of the song "f the police" will not be permitd. >> are we finished here? we got a show to do. >> yo, dre. >> what up?

[ bleep ] the police [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: when we come bac we have a live camera on a roller coaster at disney. we're going to have some fun with that. a bankruptcy judge is asking 50 cent why he's posing with big stacks of money on instagram when he's bankrupt. it's a really good question. stick around, we'll be rightht back. [ cheers and applause ] (vo) making the most out of every mile. that's why i got aubaru impreza. love. it's what makes a subaru,

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight - mash-up monday music kcee-lo and the sunshine band - is on the way. first you may know 50 cent who is a rapper, actor,

problems. problem is he has no money. so he filed for bankruptcy in he's reportedly in debt to the tune of around $30 mimillion. but he's beenn posting pick tours on unsta gram with massive piles of cash. he spelled the word "broke" out in stacks of 100-dollar bills. now a judge is ordering him to appear in court to explain why, money. sweet pillows by the way. he wants him to explain why he's goa coffee table made of money. and is one, this my favorite, is why he's eating a money sandwichch. mae he doesn't have any money because he ate it all. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] in any event he's got to stop partying like it's his birthday. live to california adventure disneyland resort, celebrating its 60th anniversary. [ cheers and applause ] we all are, really.

coaster called california screaming which we are live at now. we have two riders standing by. hello, this is jimmy kimmel. i know you can't see me. but we can see you. and we can hear you. ca you hear me? >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> good, good. >> jimmy: are your names? >> i'm -- call me miss fam. >> jimmy: where are you from, sean and miss fam? >> huntington beach. >> jimmy: have you ridden this before, california screaming? >> no. >> no, never in my life a roller coaster. my first roller coaster. >> jimmy: you've never been on a roller coaster? whoa. >> no. >> jimmy: i should have got you six bonene. do you know how to play 20 questions, arere you famiar with that game? >> the told us about it, yh. >> jimmy: good. in the seat behind you, you can't turn around, there's a

and what we'd like you to do is try to gueuess who that celebrity is before the ride is over. you can ask me any yes or no qution. and you can guess a name, i'll tell you yes or no if it's right. >> oh my god! i'm going to die -- >> jimmy: if you get it right you'll win a prize. this is not the bad part yet, are you ready? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay, you can begin. ask questions. >> male or female? >> jimmy: you have to ask a yes or no question -- >> male? >> jimmy: yes, male. >> oh my g -- aahh! [ bleep ]! >> jimmy: over 20? . >>s he an actor? >> jimmy: he is an actor, yes. >> ben affleck >> jimmy: no. >> matt damon. >> jimmy: no, not matt damon. >> is he african?

african-american. >> oh my god. >> jimmy: yeah, y think it isn't. it's just about to begin. you're enjoying your first roller coaster ride? >> aahhh! >> jimmy: all right, keep guessing. you have any questions? >> hell no. aa! >> oh man! >> jimmy: your wife is of no help at all. you ven't asked one question. >> my brain's queasy right now. >> jimmy: do you have any other guesses? >> oh, oh -- >> jimmy: ask me if he's nominated for an academy award. >> [ bleep ] -- [ bleep ] --

>> no, no, it's not me. >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: it's an actor. ask me if he's -- oh, boy. >> oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. >> jimmy: it is not god, no, it isn't him. >> is it 50 cent? >> jimmy: no. >> is he american? >> jimmy: yeah. >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: the ride's not over. you've still got a little bit of time. about 30 seconds left. >> are you kidding me? no, no! >> jimmy: help him out for god's sake. you're going two miles an hour. >> [ bleep ]. >> ben affleck? >> jimmy: no, it is not ben afeck. >> no, it's not ben affleck. >> jimmy: matt damon? >> no, it's still not matt damon. the ride is over. one of you guys turn around. look behind you and you can see who it was. >> i love him! oh my gosh. >> jimmy: hold on one second, hold on one second.

why didn't you tell him while we were on the ride? >> because i was screaming my head off. >> jimmy: all right. well, i'm sorry you didn't win but we have consolation churros for you. you guys want to go on one more time? >> hell no. >> jimmy: all right. and a turkey leg for you. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight it's matchup moay with kcee-lo and the sunshine band - from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom is here. and we'll be right back with aaron paul. >> dicky: portions of "jmy kimmel live" are brought to you by la-la yogurt smoothies. yogurting, practice it on the go. its sleek design... is mold-breaking. its intelligent drive systems... paradigm-shifting. its technology-filled cabin...jaw-dropping.

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[ chrs and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight, a golden glglobe winn. from the show "crazy ex-girlfriend" - the crazy ex-girlfriend hersrself - rachel bloom is here. en - it's mash-up monday - kc and the sunshine band team up with cee lo to form as kcee-lo and the sunshine band - from the samsung stage. tomorrow - from grey's anatomy, ellen pompeo. from "the walking dead" norman reedus. we'll have music from yo gotti featuring travis barker. and later this week -

billy brown - with music from wolfmother and tinashe and snakehips with chance the rapper. hold on, i need to take a drink out of my mug, my new mug. [ cheers and applause ] in case you're wondering why this is exciting, w learned tonight apparently talk show hosts from other countries it's aesson that -- [ cheers and applause ] -- that i was not aware of, that that was the thing to do. sunday night the oscars rereturn to c - and for the 11th straight year - our annual post-show - "jimmy kimmel live after the oscars." we have a great big show in the works - with ben affleck, tracy morgan, j.k. simmons, mike tyson, matthew broderick, nathan lane, henry cavill, jesse eisenberg - and many mor mysteries wi be revealed. join us after the oscacars.

actor ever to win three emmys - for the great show "breaking bad" - starting friday, crime pays again in ththe new ba robber movie, "triple 9." please say hello to aaron paul. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: how's it going? >> good, man. you are looking good. >> jmy: you look really good. >> really nice. >> jimmy: what, my face? >> yeah, your face, the beard, the hair, everything. >> jimmy: it covers up a lot of flaw thank you. >> don't i know it. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> doing great. >> jimmy: hohow's li? >>ife is good. >> jimmy: you were a roller coaster guy? >> that was the greatest, greatest segment ever. that woman was just losing her mind. >> jimmy: it was -- the best at the end of the re after making

her husband, "i told you!" >> i knew it! yeah, yeah, so funny. >> jimmy: didn't you and your wife -- did you meet on a roller -- something like that? >> pretty much yeah. we met at coachella. [ laughter ] no, we had our first kiss on a ferris wheel at coachella. awww! yeah. we had our first kiss there. and so we love carnival rides. we went on a carval ride not that long ago called the zipper. we all know it. >> jimmy: which one is that? >> it feels like you're getting in a car wreck. you know, when i was a kid i thought it was great. and lauren and i were like, let's do this! we went on it. the moment they buckle you in with that janky metal belt? all of a sudden it starts violently throwing you around. i honestly -- we were drinkin quite a bit that day.

very romantic. much dififferent tn the ferris wheel, yeah. >> jimmy: you are from idaho. you grew up there. you still have a home there? >> we do, yeah. really great. you did this with "breaking bad." now with this movie coming out. you have like an event forhe people back home. >> yeah, yeah. i go back and -- this is the second time i've done it. we rent out the oldest theater in idaho, the egyptian, downtown boise. and then we just give away tickets to, you know, just the locals. a lot of the tickets are given away by a scavenger hunt. then i tweet out the locations. >> jimmy: right. and then people come racing to try to find the tickets. >> yeah, it's great. >> jimmy: potentially killing themselves, knocking -- at least banging heads. >> yeah, it actually gets pretty violent. in a comical way. last time i did it for "breaking

we hid tickets behind a row of fuons at cbs. jimmy: great. >> i tweeted the location. then i started getting pictures of that aisle and it was just -- a [ bleep ] show. it's l like tornado had gone in there. and destroyed it. you see eloyees just sad. looking at what they had to clean up. yeah. i've learned from my mistakes. >> jimmy: you have. ings will be put in -- >> in non-funion aisles. >> do you have frienends the? >> hide it inside their bedroom or something yeah. that's a good idea. the location. >> yeah yeah. >> jimmy: so this isomething that somebod did when i was a kid, not the tweeting part -- >> no, growing up in idaho i heard about this premiere happening at the egyptian. and i jusust went down there to see what it was, what was going on. george clooney and michee pfeiffer were there, they're the

i'd wanted to be an actor for a long time. michael hoffman, the director of this film he did with them in it, held this thing at the egyptian. >> jimmy: because he was from that area? >> because he loves idaho and he wanted to do a thing up there. i figured out where the after party was, i was standing outside, watching people enjoy themselves with michelle pfeiffer and george clooney. i wanted to sneak in. michael hoffman came walking out anhe gave me, the director of the film, he gave me the tickets for the party and let me goin. >> jimmy: wow. pretty crazy. >> i used to sneak in here all the time. >> jimmy: i know. have you seen him since then? >> no. >> jimmy: he doesn't realize that? >> yeah, . >> jimmy: that's pretty crazy. >> yeah, yeah. it was a good time. >> jimmy: that is pretty great. by the way, i wanted to mention another prank you're involved in. >> yeah. >> jimmy: because of "breaking bad," the way it ended, i w't specifically say in case people are still watching it. jesse pinkman, your character, people wonder will we seeim again?

>> jimmy: will whatever. so you did something -- >> people kept asking, when is season six of "breaking bad" coming out? that h hoax kep like resurfacing throughout the years. and i decided to pull a prank, which was terrible on periscope. saying, hey, everybody, vince gilligan, creato of "breaking bad," left it up to me to let you know that there is in fact going to be a jesse pinkman spinoff. and i'm watching the comments come in as i'm saying this. everyone's super excited. and they don't stick around for my conclusion of the story, leing them know that it's a prank. then it went viral. and everyone thought it was actually happening. but it's not hahappening. and i just felt like a [ bleep ]. so yeah, it's not happening. >> jimmy: sounds like maybe your phone should be taken away from you. >> probably.

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mike is pissed. mike's still mike. franco? hey. do we got to worry about that? >> coff, look after coff. >> jimmy: aaron paul, "triple 9" opens in theaters friday. i like that movie, that's a good one. >> super happy. dark. yeah i love it. >> jimmy: was that fun to make? to play -- i won't say what you play, really. but really, you're playing cops and robbers.

cops and robbers possible, it was great, it was blessed. >> great cast. >> jimmy: woody harrelson, kate winslet, casey of a fleck. >> yeah,reat cast. >> jimmy: did you hang, spend must have time -- >> we did. woody iad not met before. >> jimmy: you hadn't, okay. >> no, and i love that man so much. i'm actually in my trailer watching onn this film, i'm watching "out of the furnace."." it's the most intense, darkest movie you could possibly watch. woody ju plays an absolute psychopath. i get a knock on e door. i pause the tv. and it's of woody just screaming, making a psychotic face. and i answer the door and it's woody. you know, and just -- cargo pants, flip-flops and a hawaiian shirt. just being woody.

cannot stop smiling. he asks if he ca come in my trailer. i sasay yes. he comes in. he's just giving me nothing but love. saying, "my god, i love you so much, youou're so great, breaking bad is so fantastic." i'm looking at woody, then i'm looking at the tv paused on his face, just screaming. and he's looking around. he sees himself screaming. and he looks back at me. i'm like, i'm sorry, i'm not a stalker weird guy. i just happened to be watching your film, then you knocked and i paused. and this is weird. but yeah he's great. >> jimmy: don't worry, he's forgotten it already. it's aeady wiped clean i'm sure [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. >> j jimmy: y have a television show on hulu. >> on hulu, yeah. >> jimmy: that's a big deal, your first television show after "breaking bad." >> yeah, you know, i was just spoiled with "breaking bad."

out there. so i knew jumping back into tv it had to be something special. and this is just that. i'm very excited for people. >> jimmy: what is the name of the show? >> it's called "the path." >> jimmy: what is the idea of the show? >> it follows a family around thatat isn the center of a very -- kind of crazy religious movement that'seing followed by the fbi. i play a husband, fatherf tw that is in this movement. and that's kind of emise. >> jimmy: do you have a great haircut like you do in this movie? that looks like you got it at supercuts in boise or something. >> yeah, yeah nothing against supercuts or boise. >> jimmy: it's a hell off a look. >> it's a little bit different. the look in "triple 9" -- my wife loved it. >> jimmy: did she really? was that your own hair? >> no. >> jimmy: no, it wasn't. >> n no, you kw -- >> jmy: whose was it? >> i have no idea.

yak's hair. but six hours to put that hair >> jimmy: every day? >> no, no, no, no. thank god. no, no. six hours to put it in, then throughout t next four months i would leaeaveome of it wherever i went. >> jimmy: you shed? yeah. >> jimmy: it'ss good t see you. have fun at your big premiere. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: in boise wednesday night. the movie comes out friday. it's called "triple 9." aaron paul, everybody. we'll be right bac with rachel bloom! so my kids don't have to forage, got two jobs to pay a mortgage, and i've also got a brain. life's short, talk is cheap. i'll be working while you sleep. still don't think i've got a brain? you think a resume's enough? who'll step up when things get tough? don't you want t that nd of brain?

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>> jimmy: hello there. we're back. still to come, music from kcloo and the sunshine band. our next guest won a golden globe for her performance as a lawyer who stalkan ex- boyfriend she met at camp. the show is called "crazy ex-girlfriend." watch it mondays at 8:00 on the cw network, please say hello to rachel bloom.

rachel, i feel like i know you because there was a huge billboard of you right across the reet from us. >> oh yeah. >> jimmy: you would watch us as we came into work and left every morning. >> they let me install camameras in each of the eyes so i really was watching you. yeah. >> jimmy: your show is very funny. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i have to say it's not the kind of thing if it was described to me i would ever consider watching. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it's so good. it's so funny. and you won a golden globe for it which is pretty fantastic. >> i did. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so for those who have not seen the show yet explain what the crazy part is of the craz ex-glfriend. >> it's about -- when we were pitching the show we call the it ally mcbeal meets flight of the conchords and that seemed to sell the show.

person who's spent her life doing what's expected of her. she's about to get a big promotion at a law firm. in that moment she's kind of having a crisis. she doesn't know what to do. she runs into her summer camp ex-boyfriend from when she was a teenager, josh chan. she's so overwhelmed with that feeling of love she decides the solution to all her problems is to follow him to where he lives, which is a place called west covina. >> jimmy: why west covina specifically? >> well, you know, it's a couple ofthings. first of all the name is great. we knew we wanted to do a fish out of water story but there have been so -- so much media about a fish out of water story that takes place in new jersey, an unnamed midwest place. the great thing about southern california is it's so diverse. but like full of chain restaurants. we like to say it's people of all different cultures going to the same applebee's. you know? and the other thing is i grew up in southern california.

with a guy who grew up in the town right next to west covina. i would try to find excuses to go to the san gabriel valley. i'd be like, i want to go there, there's a cool band playing in a library. >> jimmy: you would hope to run into him? >> yeah, because when you love someone the most unremarkable place becomes the garden of eden. so that's what we wanted, to do this homage to mundane suburbia. and that's why the sho is a musical. because everything in her eyes is just very, very, very dramatic and it's the most mundane moments.s. he texts her once and it's a musical number. >> jimmy: where did you grow up here? >> i grooup in manhattan beach. >> jimmy: that's a good place to grow up. >> it is. i can't believe it because everyone there's so chill and i'm not. as you can see. i always like to say being depressed in southern california kind of felt like it was illegal. like everyone's super happy. but yeah, it's a beautiful place. >> jimmy: what did your parents

>> my mother is a musician. she's still with us. and my father, also still with us, is a health care lawyer, whh to o this day i don't know what that means. i feel like that's -- if someone out there knows what their dad does for a living you can explain it. >> jimmy: it took me 255 yrs to figure it out. when iid i was bored. >> yes,s, s bored. so bored. no idea. yeah, my parent -- the thing that i love about my parents is we're all like disneyland freaks. >> jimmy: really? >> i grew up with a year-long pass to disneyland which is why i loved that roller coaster segment. i had my first existential crisis on the haunted mansion. >> jimmy: what? >> i was on the haunted mansion d there were ghosts all around me and i was like, this is so funny, we're making fun of death! which is inevitable! ha ha ha ha ha! i'm 12 with my parents and my

going to die? and the ride's making fun of it like it's funny? like it's funny because it's true and you're going to end and aim going to end, isn't that hilarious? and she's like, yeah, i guess. i never saw r again. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you are -- not only the star, you' the executive producer of the show and the creator of the show. is that -- do you like that part of the job? are there perks that come along with that that you enjoy or hate or responsibilities that you do not like? >> it feels very fancy pants. because you have to understand -- a year ago i thought i didn't have a show because my show was with a network, then it wasn't, it was dead. this happened in a quick amount of time, myhow was ordered to series, then boom, i'm the executive producer of something. it happened veryuickly for me and my friends. so when i went into production for thehow i put up one of those fancy e-mail away messages that was like, hi, i'm in

back to you please contact britney at the office. >> jimmy: strong move. >> very, very strong move. it sounds so douchy. it looks douchy and sounds daughter do you remembery. >> jimmy: it does. >> but it's necessary. oh yeah. i'm a complete douche bag. so there was an e-mail chain going on with my friends in new york. for this like -- we were going toto this cababin and i couldn' make it. i was on this big e-mail chain. every time someone would send an e-mail in the chain they would t an automatic message back. hi, i can't make it, he's contact britney. this is a week into production, britney, who's lovely, who i barely know at this point, gets an e-mail from one of my friends saying, hi, britneney. as discussed, rachel, here's the person to nut sack matching challenge that she commission. apparently they were all at this vacation house that i couldn't make and all of my friends drunkenly took pictures of their

the office. >> jimmy: how many friends? >> we're talking about five sets of testicles, guys. five sets of testicles. >> and why? >> why? why? why, why, why do we die, why is the sky blue? i have no idea. so first of all these friends are my husband's friends that i have now adopted. >> i see. >> my us was mortified. he e-mailed britney, please don't sue us. but i took this e-mail seriously. and basically what they had done is, this is so gross, they were wasted. and they cut a hole in a trader joe's paper bag and then shoved their balls through it. and wrotote the words "guess deez nuts." and he's the thing. i was 0or 5. >> jimmy: oh, 0 for 10, really. [ laughter ] you're in enough trouble with the e-mail response. >> oh yeah. here's the thing i learned.

balls are long and silly, those belong to myall and silly friend. no. the long and silly balls belong to my friend who's an army vet. so the thing that i leaearned is your balls do not match your personality. >> jimmy: yeah that's a great lesson for kids. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: rachel bloom, everybody. "crazy ex-girlfriend" mondays on cw. we'll be right back with kcee-lo and the sunshine band! >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live

samsung. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: thanks to aaron paul, thanks to rachel bloom. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first it's mashup monday. here with the songs "get down tonight" and "bright lights, bigger city" kceelo & the

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all in the evening air and it may just be more of the same but sometimes you wanna go where everyone knows your name so i guess i'll have to wait and see but i'm just gonnana let something brand new and it's alright it's allright it's allright it's alright brit lights and the big city it belongs to us tonight tonight tonight oh do a little dance make a little love whoo get down tonight hey do a little dance make a little love get down tonight get down tonight baby and it's allright it's all right it's all right

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