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>> jimmy: welcome to the show, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. very nice. that's very nice. somebody in the audience was doing a cheerleader move, which i appreciated. you never lose that, do you. oh, boy. i'm glad you're here. especially after what a mess it was last night. last night, those of you here know, last night the unthinkable happened. it rained. water came down. onto us. some of it got on my body. which was scary. when it rains in l.a. we don't't know what too do with ourselves. it isn't a joke. i went to dinner after the show. first of all i forgot my phone. i left my phone at home require went to dinner from work. so i had no idea where i was going. even though the restaurant i was going to, i've been there probably f fe times.

phone to tell me where to go. the part of my brain that knows where things are has been erased. i still remember all the lyrics to all the huey lewis songs but i can't find my house anymore without electronic assistance. so when i did get to dinner 20 everybody's a mess. including me. we're all acting like we just drove through the chase scene from "mad max: fury road." people are panting. it was as if we'd been caught in the eye of a hurricane and narrowly escaped. it wasn't even raining that hard. really was just kind of barely raining. but we were frazzled. i had to be unfraszzled this morning. whenever it rains our local news channels are right there on scene to capture every drop of the liquid drama that unfolds. >> since we arrived in malibu around 6:00 p.m., the rain hasn't stop falling. drivers had to slow down along a

the winds haven't been strong but the flags were moving. >> jimmy: yeah, flags were moving. drivers had to slow down. had i known the flags were moving i wouldn't have tried to go to dinner. thank god we're alive. we're all heroes here tonight. in south carolina, things are looking up for ted cruz. ted cruz forhe first time is ahead of donald trump in a nationon poll. of course trump is suing the poll so we'll see how that goes. according to the new nbc news/"wall street journal" poll, tetecruz is on top with 28%. trump is close behind with 26%. marco rubio is in third. trump of course is verer unhappy about this result. he called the poll phoney and a joke. and it is a bit suspicious. because rupert murdoch owns "the wall street journal." he's definitely not a donald trump fan. the poll is what they call an outlier. because every other national poll shows trump with a big lead. in fact, it's such an outlier, it might just be a liar without

but ruperturdoch denies it. he might be the least of donald trump's problems right now. he has a new feud going with pope francis. not kidding. the pope is in mexico on his way home he was asked about d dald trump. which is funny on its own, really. and the pope said, a person who thinks only about building walls wherever they may be and not building bridges is not a christian. which of course is nonsense, donald trump made it very clear that his favorite book is the biblbl so he's definitely a christian. and he wasted no time today firing back at the pope. >> as i'm walking up here they said, mr. trump, the pope made a statement about you. i said, the pope? what did the pope say? i like the pope. was it good or bad? bebeuse if it's good i like the pope. if it's bad i don't like the pope. >> jimmy: he doesn't l le -- how is this happening? if i told you two years ago that

with the pope you'd think i was insane. i mean this makes taylor swift versusus kanye west like nothing. i feel like we've become acclimated. here's more from pope versus trump. the pope is being told donald trump is not a nice person. okay? donald trump is a very nice person and i'm a very -- i am a very nice pepeon. and i'm a very good christian. because the pope said something to the effect that maybe donald trump isn't christian. okay? and he's questioning my faith. i was very surprised to see it. but i am a christian. m proud of it. okay. for a religious leaear to question a person's faith is disgraceful. >> jimmy: the pope is disgraceful! and the pope today responded on his twitter page. he said, thank you to mexico and to all mexicans may the lord and the blessed virgin of guadalupe accompany you always, donald

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he should be above that, he really should, i'm on [ laughter ] a town hall event with trump, bush, kasich in south carolina tonight and a town hall for the democrats in las vegas. st night ted cruz, marco rubio, and ben carson got a chance to make an impressio on the south carolina voters. the primary there is on saturday. questions. marcrubio again said -- he asked what kind of music he liked. he said he liked electronic dance music. edm. why do we need to know this? are we electing a president or uber driver? rubio said he's a big fan of '90s west coast hip-hop, which i think probably means he liked the "fresh prince of bel air" theme song. hillary clinton revealed her favorite type of music is whateverype of music you like. during the town hall, ben carson touted h experience as a surgeon. he said he's had to take more

anybody else in the race. which must be why he looks like he's falling asleep all the ti. but by the way, when can we stop pretending ben carsons really one of the candidates? enough already, right? speaking of kooky doctors. i mentioned this last night. this is a good one. in palm beach, florida, an 18-year-old kid was arrested for operating a fake medical pracqice. he had an office, he had a grand opening, h has a website. this is a picture from his website. that's the kid. his name is malachiove binson. two red flags. number one, doctors don't generally have fauxhawks. and also usually don't take glamor shots at the mall. this isn't the first time he's done something like this. he was caught posing as a gynecologist in january. what teenage boy hasn't done that? he was released on bond yesterday. for some reason agreed to sit for a grilling th morning on "good morning america." >> you are a doctor of anything,

>> i do currently hold a ph.d.. in what i don't feel comfortable disclosing. because that is not the issue here. >> jimmy: right, the issue -- oh no, wait, that is the issue here. he has a ph.d.. he must have went to a grammar school with some kind of a graduate option or something. i tell you, like this kid, he's got a little something we used to call spunk. since when can you be arrested for pretending to be a doctor? dr. phil has been doing this for 15 years. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he walks free. we have a good show. fr "scandal" kerry washington is here with us. from ame of thrones" and "gods of egypt, we have nikolaj coster-waldau, and music tonight from jason derulo who i a very, very popular -- i was listening to one of his songs this afternoon. you know the song "wiggle"?

i realized as i was listening to it some of the words might be hard for a lot of people to follow. tonight jason has agreed too help explain the meaning of the song. it's time for "new lyrics for old people." [ cheers and applause ] jason derulo, come on out. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. good to see you. you ready to do this? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: i think it's going to be helpful and educational. you start and then i'll explain. >> all right, beautiful. you know what to do with that bigfoot butt wiggle wiggle wiggle >> jimmy: what jason's saying here is, you're an expert at manipulating your impressively large posterior, so o ahead and shake it aggressively.

just a ittle bittleshwing >> jimmy: again, keep shaking it. shake it shake it shake it but with a touch of panache. paddy cake paddy cake with no hands got me making wededding plans >> jimmy: he's saying you're doing such a good job with the butt shaking he's hiring a cater, using a color scheme, renting a tuxedo because he's about to propose, right? if i take pictures while you do your dance i can make you famous on instagram >> jimmy: he'll take photos of you and post them online for strangers to enjoy. hot dammit your booty like tupac's >> jimmy: pretty straightforward. go ahead and go ham sandwich >> jimmy: okay, this is the part i don't understand.

>> you know what this means, it means you're old too, man. >> jimmy: i know. that's why i'm doing this. >> well, so there's a phrase that they say you go ham. which means go hard. you know, go crazy. >> jimmy: okay. >> a"d go ham sandwich is a step further. so it's like, go harder than a [ bleep ]. >> jimmyoh. [ cheers and applause ] >> whoa i can't stand it -- >> jimmy: so sandwich means [ bleep ]? there's going to be a problem at lunch. all right. so ham sandwiches may get you hard, to continue you can't stand i4 -- >> exactly. you know what to do with that big fat butt -- >> jimmy: again, you're still doing good with your butt. wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wig wiggle

>> schwing! >> jimmy: it all makes sense now. jason derulo, everybody. we'll take a break, we'll be kids with their homework, be

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>> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back to the show. kerry washington, nikolaj coster-waldau, and music from jason derulo. first it's time for something fun and educational. not only am i the host of this show, guillermo and i for how many years have we been doing this? >> guillermo: 20 years. >> jimmy: the last 20 years

cohosting a show on local access telelesion on which we -- 20 years? it's been that long? >> guillermo: yeah. long time. yeah. >> jimmy: wow. we help kididwith are in homework. now for your laughing and learning pleasure, i is time for "the homework heer guys." science and geography, mathematics and anatomy, physicianics and the biology, if you want to get wise call the homework helper guys. >> jimmy: good afternoon, i am mr. kimmel and this is mr. guillermo. we are the homework helper guys help to help you with your homework every week at this time. thanks for tuning in. i see we have a student on our video chat. hello, what is your name? >> my na's anderson. i live in winfield, illinois. >> jimmy: what can we help you with today? what subjects are you having trouble with? >> i have some math problems for you.

where i really shine. let me go to the chalkboard. >> o oy. so a sician's hair was originally three inches long. >> jimmy: a a right, three inches long. >> okay. okay, she asked her hairdresser to cut five-sixths of it off. >> jimmy: five-sixths. no, that's 5 multiplied by 6. 5/6 woulde a fraction. draw a line right there. there you go, okay. okay. all right. keep going. >> okay. how many inches did she have cut off? >> jimmy: we got did figure out how much hair she cut off? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how does she look, how's the haircut look? >> she looks like a -- a bit different now. >> jimmy: how many inches do you think she cut off? >> well, that's the answer. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: he's very smart. >> jimmy: i guess so.

we've got 3 over 1. okay. times 5 over 6. okay? >> yeah. >> jimmy: so we want to multiply. we get 15 over 6. so that's 15/6. so now we divide 6 into 15. and we have 2 3/6. which is 2 1/2. so the answer is 2 1/2 inches. >> the answer is 1/2. >> jimmy: 1/2 an inch? >> yeah. not 2 1/2. >> jimmy: if you knew the answer, why are you calling us? [ laughter ] if you want to get wise call the homework helper guys [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we don't have time to waste. all right. one more thing before we head, it is thursday night which means it's time too bleep and blur the

whether they need it or not, "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> i see joyce clinton over there, a man who has done more r the world [ bleep ] than we could hope to dream up. >> i looked at barack obama'a' [ bleep ]. barack obama's [ bleep ], which john kerry laterescribed as unbelievably small -- >> michelle this valeine's day i'm going to [ bleep ] you right. >> i want to [ bleep ] you rht now but i don't know how. >> taylor, why must you slay like this? >> hello! >> let me tell you something about the ham hoe. even a steaming pile of bacon. >> two days ago he said he would take his pantses off at [ bleep ] everybody. that's why nobody reports that. >> ladies and gentlemen, alabama [ bleep ]! clinton is [ bleep ]ing like a dog. >> bark bark bark bark!

>> beautiful [ bleep ]. >> elmo, your [ bleep ] is amazing! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the show music from jason derulo. from "game of thrones" nikolaj coster-waldau. and we'll l right back with kerry washington. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of jimmy by wendy's: home of the

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. tonight from "game of thrones" and the new movie "gods of egypt nikolaj coster-waldau. and then this is his album called "everything is4." stage. [ cheersrsnd applause ] next w wk is a good week. who's on next week? rachel bloom, kelly ripa, norman reedis, music from yo gotti and wolf mother. our "jimmy kimmel after the oscars" biggest night of the

our biggest night of the year. with ben affleck, tracy morgan, j.k. simmons, mike tyson, matthew roderick and nathan lane, and many more surprises in store. it will be very strong show and you are e vited to strip down to your underwear and watch it. for five seasons our first guest has orchestrated and weaved her way y rough more political chicanery and sexual intrigue than bernie sands and jeb bush combined. she plays crisis manager and olivia pope on "scandal" thursday nights at 9:00 onabc. please welcome kerry washington! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? good to see you. >> very good to see you, always nice to see you.u. >> jimmy: i like the dress, that's a dress if i was a woman, or justressed like one, i would pick out for myself. >> that's very nice to say. are you making an announcement tonight? >> jimmy: well -- it is timi,

it's something we've shared privately for years. >> yes. >> jimmy: how many times have you been on the show? >> i actually rlized yesterday that this is my ninth appearance. >> jimmy: your ninth appears. >> on jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] sohat i was thinking was ten is special. ten is a nice round number. . >> jimmy: it is. >> i did some research about anniversaries. because i know you want to get me something. >> jimmy: oh, okay. i thought this was headed the other direction. >> no, no, no. so the traditional gift for a ten-year anniversary, let's say, is aluminum. >> jimmy: that sounds great. >> i have enough foil in my kitchen. but the modern gift for a ten-year anniversary is diamonds. >> jimmy: oh, it's diamonds. really. >> so -- right? [ cheers and applause ] the season finale of

ring would be inappropriate. >> jimmy: the ringould be inappropriate, yeah. then i would get what? just sex? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the guy has to get something. i mean, diamonds -- >> i would let you borrow this >> jimmy: that sounds like a deal. i'll get you one of those big olol -- what are those called? cubic zirconium diamonds. i see them on qvc. >> those are fake diamonds. >> beautiful fake diamonds. >> i don't do fake visits to thing. >> jimmy: "game of thrones fan" fan. >> huge. >> jimmy: nikolaj coster-waldau is here. >> the slayer. >> jimmy: he doesn't like to be called that. >> that's true. >> jimmy: nikolaj probably doesn't care. >> i knew the person really

my mother so i brought her tonight. she didn't want to sit in the audience because my dressing room is next to her dressing room. i have a fear she's got a cup against the wall tohear what he's doing. >> jimmy: that's the best-case scenario. >> yes, really. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is he her favorite? >> he's her favorite. she's just a huge -- we all are, in my family, huge "game of thrones" fan. >> jimmy: she doesn't have a problem with the sex and violence on the show? >> no. my mother is should very elephant elephant, graceful, intellectual. but she will sit through a sex scene like nobody's bubiness. she doesn't sweat at all. and last week, actually, i watched our "scandal" episode with her. i have a three-mite crazy sengs sex scene. >> jimmy: yeah, you did. >> and i was fidgeting. my mother was like, "good work." okay. >> jimmy: that's weird. >> so weird. >> jimmy: that's a weird experience. >> i tweeted, i'm watching this scene with my mother.

best! >> jimmy: your birthday was a coup of weeks ago. >> it was. >> jimmy: i'm sorry i didn't get you anything for that either. >> you can make up with it, tennis bracelet. >> jimmy: with the diamonds. what did you do? do you have a big lebration? do you ignore it? >> i had all these grandlans. like i was going to get a bunch of friends together and see the new cirque du soleil show, get a bunch of girls and see j. lo in vegas. i never got tickets. i didn't arrange -- i just was not on top of it. so at the last minute i had the perfect night. my husband and i had date night at disneyland. we were there to ring in the birthday. >> jimmy: without your daughter? >> oh yeah. [ laughter ] >> disney's great for grownups. >> jimmy: it's not date night if you bring the kids, yeah. >> no. >> jimmy: you got in the car and went to disneyland? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's the weird thing about living in l.a. i was driving around, like, we could go to disneyland right now. >> did you? >> jimmy: no.

i have a lot of plans. i'm not driving to disneyland. >> yeyh, yeah, great. >> jimmy: what's your favorite ride? >> i like what they've done with the new space mountain. because they've redone it as a "star wars" ride. >> jimmy: right. >> so it's faster and there's images from the movie, it's great. i love tower of terror. i like the scary rides. >> yeah, see, i don't. and i'm a vomiter. which is a problem. >> whoa. whoa. you are not invited on my tr. >> jimmy: i'm a lot of fun. we're going to take a break. when we come back "scandal" was earlier tonight. we can't say anything about it.

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>> jimmy: we're back with kerry washington. nikolaj coster-waldau is coming, jason derulo. last week tony goldwyn was there, he plays the president, fitz, your sometimes love interest on the show. he also directs certain episodes of the show. >> he does. i heard he said not nice things about me. >> jimmy: that's true. he saiddhat of all the cast members, you give him -- you're the most diffult, you give him the hardest time when he's directing. is that true? >> i don't really want to address whether it's true or@ not. i want to talk about what kind of babies go on national television to complain about their costar publicly. infantile. and he does it the thursday before presidents weekend. i cannot tnk of anything less presidential. >> jimmy: you're right. >> you're supposed to be a president. >> jimmy: he is. >> buck up, tony, buck up. >> jimmy: he brought shame to the office. [ cheers and applause ] >> airing our dirty laundry.

>> jimmy: i take it that it is true? >> it is true. >> jimmy: you're on the cover of "entertainment weekly." i think --- was this this week? >> jimmy: i was looking at this, wore the same thing. [ laughter ] >> who wore it better, jimmy? >> jimmy: you, of course. it says that four friends, one conversation, a thousand ideas. are you friends with all these i am. >> jimmy: were you friends -- >> i think i am. they might disa agree. but i am >> jimmy: were you friends before the magazine cougher? >> yes, we were. anddit's a testament that we're still friends after the mag swipe cover. >> jimmy: did they know you were friends? or did they just put you together and say, we're going to say they're friends? >> no, they kind of -- they reached out to some of us and asked, who should we pull together? >> see. if you had to rank you friends from this cover -- [ laughter ] who would be number one, who would be number three?

>> i like them all equally but have known eva longoria the long sgles eva's number one -- >> no, she just has more ngevity in the group. these girls are amazing. >> jimmy:hen you see each this way? >> and usually all wear the same faded jean color. article too. >> jimmy: i would have liked to have been a friend in there, wouldn't that have been nice? >> it would have been. >> jimmy: it's sexist it's all women on the cover no guys at all. >> give me a break there's guys on the cover all the time. >> jimmy: i haven't seen one. well, it's very good to see you. congratulations on everything. the show is -- i saw tonight's episode. it is absolutely insane. in every good way. it's called "scandal." if you haven't seen it you should. thursday nights, 9:00, abc. we want you to watch kerry live on the oscars sunday, february 28th, 7:00 eastern, 4:00 pacific. be right back with nikolaj

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>> jimmy: hi, ththe, we're back. jason derulo on the way. our next guest is one of the stars of the show that inspired you to steal your parents' hbo go password. he plays the kingslayer jamie lannister on "game of thrones" and now he's in the movies, too. starting february 26th you can see him as the falcon deity horus in "gods of egypt." please say hello to nikolaj coster-waldau. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? i have to ask, did you meet kerry washington's mom? >> valerie, yes, valerie. >> jimmy: valerie, oh. >> she's a beautiful, wonderful lady. >> jimmy: i would imagine she is, yeah. did she ask you if jon snow is dead? >> she -- she did, yeah. >> jimmy: she did, yeah. >> she did, everyone asks that. >> jimmy: everyone does. how many times a day would you say you get asked that? >> i kind of -- i kind of

i kind of start, whenever i meet someone, i say "jon snow is dead." line? >> sometimes i'm in a shop and the poor person goes, "yeah, it will be $12.50." >> jimmy: wait a second, are you saying on the record jon snow is dead? he's dead. >> jimmy: okay. >> you know. >> jimmy: but there are stranger things that happen on that show. in fact, the's a whole wall of heads that are alive. i mean, y know. >> got a good point, a good point. >> jim: it wouldn't be the biggest leap we've experienced on "game of thrones." >> spoiler. at the end of season five, he's dead. >> jimmy: he's dead, okay. >> but -- >> jimmy: i isee, ah. is he still walking? can he still walk? >> he's stabbed 50 time in the heart, he's not moving, he's out

>> jimmy: i can only imagine what this might l le for him. you may not know if he's dead. >> you're right. >> jimmy: you guys don't have scenes together. you don't even know him probably. >> i don't know anything. let's face it. >> jimmy: now that the books -- they've gone past the books. everything is a surprise to everyone. >> yeah, which is wonderful. because i know there was that whole time, the other season, where you had all the book readers and they would like have their little smug smile on thehe face because they knew what was going to happen. >> jimmy: my parents are two of those ople, yeah. my dad read the books twice in a row. and my parents are not that type. it's a very, very strange -- it's very -- i don't know if my dad's ever read anything before. yeah, yeah, and this one, you know, jamie -- you know, he tells me all the stuff. i go, don't tell me! but he won't stop. now he'seen stopped because the book hasn't come out. >> i know. >> jimmy: now even you don't know what's going to go on. >> i know what's going to happen season six.

>> jimmy: okay. you're probably so sick of this "game of thrones" you want them to chop your head off a aeady. >> it might already have. >> jimmy: the hand goes with the head, yeah. >> the monty python thing. >> jimmy: that's righ that would be a nice ending. >> that would be great. go back and fight! >> jimmy: "gods of egypt." based on a true story? [ laughter ] >> yeah. no, it's -- no it's based -- a a true fantasy. which is basically -- i mean, alex peres, the director, took these amazing stories from egyptian mythology and created this parallel universe, this crazy action-adventure story. i play an eight-foot-tall god who transforms into this falcon thing when he gets pissed off. >> jimmy: of all the bird gods a falcon would be one of the top ones. >> it's cool. >> jimmy: a falcon. >> i always wanted to be big bird.

actor, a dream come true. a big golden bird. >> jimmy: you wanted to be big bird from sesame street? >> yeah. >> jimmy: they have big bird in denmark? >> yeah, of course. >> jimmy: that's the one you picked? >> that's the one. >> jimmy: why? >> when i read the script and he said he transforms into a golden falcon i was like, this is it. this is it. i made it. >> jimmy: have you been on sesame street? >> no, i haven't. >> jimmy: when they hear this they're going to go nuts. >> oh my god. >> jimmy: big bird's your favorite? >> yeah. who's your favorite? >> jimmy: wow, that's a really tough question. i havehree, i think. ernie is onef my favorites. because he's -- ernie's kind of a [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] if you think about it. i mean, poor bert, he has to deal with so much abuse. i love e car the grouch. >> oh yeah. >> jimmy: because, you know. i like the idea that he's got a whole world down in his garbage can. and then i would say -- cookie monster is a maniac. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he doesn't even eat

over his face. >> come on. that's true. >> jimmy: imagine how much fun he would be at parties if he was a real guy. >> that's true. >> jimmy: so i think i'd have to go with cookie monster as my favorite. >> what about big bird? >> jimmy: i love big bird, don't t me wrong, no offense to big bird. no offense to the family, kqrmit, all great. but -- hey. yeah. you know what i'm saying. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's weird. i didn't know that was on in denmark. i guess that's on all over the world. denmark? [ laughter ] >> well -- >> jimmy: when you hear bernie den mark. entertainment with your pllitical process. it's fascinating to follow. it. [ laughter ] we see it as kind of a problem. we don't see these people as leaders. >> jimmy: yes. [ laughter ]

are you guys laughing at us over there? >> well -- it's -- we laugh through tears. because it's kind of an imimrtant job for the rest of us as well. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> and -- but, you know, we enjoy -- we believ in democracy. you have your way of doing and it we have another way of doing it. >> jimmy: could you tell us about your way? we have not figured out our way. [ laughter ] our way results in almost no movement whatsoever. >> the ratings. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's all about the ratitis. >> jimmy: everyone else is suffering. >> exactly. >> jimmy: wow. is that repord on every day? >> all the time. >> jimmy: really? >> well,because it is really important, you know. >> jimmy: the weird thing is we don't know if you hava president or a ring or an empeper -- there could be a pastry running your country. we have no idea. >> i know. >> jimmy: what do you have over there? >> we have a prime minister. we have a lot of different parties. and you have to, you know -- one

whoever gets the most votes wins. >>immy: interesting. we don't always do it like that. >> jimmy: do you have people who are bona fide crazy people that reach the highest levels of government? >> we haven't quite reached that level of insanity. >> jimmy: oh, okay, all right. you're a little behind. we really don't know. >> who knows. >> thank you for representing your country here. >> thanks. >> i don't even know you're really f fm denmark, this could be a fake accent. >> it is. >> who the hell knows what's going on with you. i do know you're in a movie. "gods of egypt" opens in theaters a week from tomorrow. nikolaj coster-waldau! be right back with jason derulo.

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