here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i want to let you know, every night i take a look at the audience and i decide, we've got a bunch of lunatics in this group. and you'rereappy about it, i guess, huh? hey, december whoguess who turned 57 years old? barbie the doll is 57. she looks great, holding up well. the original barbie was created n 1959. the first african-american barbie came out in 1968.

[ laughter ] and the rest is history. since 1959, more than 800 million barbie dolls have been sold. some have been subjected to the most horrific torture imaginable. armed broken off. children chewing on their feet. horrible things. over the years barbie has evolved. now we have a fulligured barbie, short barbie, tall barbie. a new barbie who finally acts her age. >> you love barbie for 57 years. and this year forer birthday, mattel is inoducing a brand-new barber. barb! >> she looks like my aunt nancy. >> barbie's 57 and her bone density is low, feed her a a calcium chew. >> i miss regular barbie. >> oh, honey, i haven't been regular in years! >> i don't get it. barb struggles with constipation.

kenneth. >> get away from me, go run around with your little whore skipper. >> there's nothing going on with skipper, i don't even have a penis. >> barb! now with real estate license and matching bench. caution, hot flashes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: happy birthday, barb. speaking of greaea strides for women, hillary clinton last night continued on her mission to become the first female president of the united states. she debated bernie sanders last night in miami. they talked about a number of subjects including immigration reform, health care, wall street bailouts. what got most people's attention, weirdly, was this. it was the color of bernie sanders' suit. now online people said it looked brown. some people said it looked blue. a few lunatics said eggplant. even his spokesperson at first said it was blue, then corrected himself, saying it was black. clearly, i don't know if we can look at it again, clearly the

i mean, that suitts so brown, donald trump wants to have it deported. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the suit has resulted in a big argument on twitter. there's a debate about the debate. it was like election "inception" or something. here's the thing, i wish we could stop. as a country we could stop focusing on things like the color of bernie sanders' suit and start focusing on the fact that he was able to successfully dress himself. [ cheers and applause ] this is my favorite moment from the debate last night. a woman asked a question in spanish. [ speaking spanish ] >> the guy holding the mike is the translator. you may guess bernie sanders doesn't speak spanish. so he had to translate what bernie sanders was saying back

listen here. >> some people say he looks brown. but then all these other people are witter are saying it looks blue or even black. anyway. want to have sex after this? >> jimmy: sometimes you find love where you least expect it, it's true.. the. s tonight had their own debate in miami. there have been more republican debates than seasons of "dancing with the stars." the chairman of thehe republican national committee said he was hoping for a g-rated night tonight. i love that we've reached the point where the party has to remind a candidate not to discuss the size of his penis on television during the debate. [ cheers and applause ] the florida primary happens on tuesday. and they say it all comes down to florida. which i cannot think of a scarier sentence than "it all comes down to florida." of all the states, not the one

florida is jeb bush's home state. he was governor there. jeb met with marco rubio yesterday and kasich andnd cruz today. apparently the meetings went well, he invited them all b bk to the fantasy suite. an endorsement from jeb bush, it's big, could boostour poll numbers by as much as 1%, possibly 2%. so bush did not meet with donald trump. donald trump has made a lot of enmeals the last several months but he also, as he has been known to mention, has a lot of friends. >> you know, that's like muhammad ali. he was a friend of mine. michael jackson was actually a very good friend of ne. tom brady is a very good friend of my opinion. bob kraft, tom brady, bill belichick, great friends of mine. ted cruz is a friend of mine. chris christie's a friend of carl icahn is a a friend of mine. i remember tim russert, he was a friend of mine. herman cain, my friend. my friend elton john. a rich guy from new york city, a friend of mine. a friend of mine who's one of

in china. chinese, they're friends of mine. i have friends that aren't christian. i have many friends that are muslims. i have friends that are muslims. i have so many jewish friends are eeof have friends in ohio. i have friends. i have friend. friends of mine. a friend of mine. friends of mine. friend of mine. friend of mine. friend of mine. friend of mine. friend of mine. friend of mine. friend of mine. friend of mine. i have no friends as far as i'm concerned. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know what to believe now. meanwhile, this is something donald trump could probably work into a campaign ad. because our local fox 11 news in l.a. caught up with a couple that's been camped out in front of a shoe store since friday waiting to buy a pair of these kanye west adidas that mighthtot come out fornother two weeks. >> i can't wait. been here since friday.

to roll out in two weeks. one sneaker head couple has started camping outside shoe palace on melrose, they want to be the first in line when the shoesome in. shoe palace management is putting up a notice saying, there are no guarantees they'll be there. >> hopefully we get them, but for sure we might not be getting them. >> jimmy: wait, for sure you might not be getting them? or you might not be getting them for sure? either way it's time well spent. imagine having three weeks to sit out in front of a shoe store to get a pair? thursday nights we bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it's time for "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> your body's been through some stuf >> yeah, yeah. and it's currently still going through it. >> i'll show you my [ bleep ] later when the cameras get turned off. >> okay. >> do you support [ bleep ]ing?

[ bleep ]ing. >> when we coae back, ben is going to [ bleep ] kayla and all these women. >> on the show tonight our daily donald fix and the republican party's big swinging [ bleep ]s. >> i'm going to say on behalf of our fans [ bleep ] you. >> your leaders have [ bleep ]ed you, the media has [ bleep ]ed you, universities and collegess have [ bleep ]ed us, except the university of florida. >> first of all i was [ bleep ]ing his [ bleep ] while he was [ bleep ]ing mine. >> everybody wants to hear, yeah, i'd [ bleep ] a man. >> i've never b bn knocked down or i've never been [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. well, you know what? maybe you should have. you might learn a few things about yourself. >> he also says it's steph curry's world and we're allust sucking his [ bleep ]. >> so i actually [ bleep ]ed girls, i don't know if you knew this, i am the celebrity goat [ bleep ]ing champion, i've never [ bleep ]ed a pig, do you think i could try it? >> there is something different

you seem more evil bodied. >> it must be the long [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: we'll take a break. when we come back deguillermo is on the roof, ready to drop prizes on pedestrians. you catch it, you keep it when we return. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] whatcha gonna do when you get outta here? i'm gonna have some fun! what do you consider fun? fun, natural fun! ow! i'm in heaven with boyfriend, my laughing boyfriend. steppin' in a rhythm to a funky flow. who needs to think when your feet just go? whatcha gonna do when you get outta here? i'm gonna have some fun! fun, natural fun!

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guillerm how you doing? >> guillermo: doing great. >> jimmy: what are you wearing guillermo? >> guillermo: this is a harness so i won't fall down. >> jimmy: y, it really is. i mean, it's on your legs, on your body, it'sll over. you're not kidding around. >> guillermo: safety first, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you, guillermo. here's how this will work. guillermo is going to drop a prize off the roof, gravity will take ho, and a contestant waiting below will attempt to catch it. if they catch it they keep it. hence the name of the game. you understand, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: let's go to street level, cousin sal is on hollywood boulevard. >> sal: what's going on? >> jimmy: doing very well. you understand how the game wowos? >> sal: yes, jimmy, i do. >> jimmy: bring in a pedestrian. this is somebody who was wandering on the street moments ago. if $you have the catchch ever's gear or did we loan that to you? >> i brought it. >> jimmy: what is your name? >> halley. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> i'm from toledo, ohio. >> jimmy: toledo, ohio. are you here on vacation?

>> jimmy: spring break, wow. who are you here with? >> with some girlfriends. >> how m my girlfriends? >> four. >> jimmy: all staying in the same room? >> yeah, actually. >> jimmy: what have you been doing here on spring break? >> partying it up on the beach and pretty much everywhere else we can find. >> jimmy: i see. are you 21? >> i'm 20. >> jimmy: you're . but you've been getting drunk, true or false? >> false. >> jimmy: false? all right, i don't know if your parents are watching. go ahead and p that face mask on. cousin sal will help you because we do n want to blind anyone. or kill anyone or really do anything to anyone other than give them a prize. we're going to turn theound off in halley's helmet so she does not know what's about t come down. what is the first item you will be tossing over the ledge? >> guillermo:op of the line, jimmy. this is a chunky drop necklace with four diamonds.

>> guillermo: attached to -- blue things over here. blowup doll? >> guillermo: oh yeah, yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: alright, very good. they're getting better over the years. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] over after her. but here we go. are you ready on the ground? >> sal: ready. >> ready. ground. guillermo, set the inflatable lady free. >> guillermo: three, two, one -- >> jimmy: here it comes. here she comes. i'm going to blame guillermo for that one. we're going to give you -- go ahead and keep that. you'll have another roommate for the trip. there you go. enjoy. sal, grab somebody else. we have another item. what is your name, sir?

>> jimmy: where are you from, drew? >> from chicago. >> jimmy: are you good at catching ththgs? >> that's the plan. >> jimmy: very good. go ahead and put that mask on. we want to be very, very careful here. guillermo,o,hat do you have to drop on drew? >> guillermo: an order of thai food. >> jimmy: an order of thai food. what is in the order? >> guillermo: shrimp, fried rice, chicken kung pao, mu shu pork. >> jimmy: that doesn't sound thai at all. >> guillermo: that's what it say right here. >> jimmy: none of those items are thai. >> guillermo: mu shu pork. >> jimmy: that's thai, yeah. all right, guillermo. are you ready? >> guillermo: i'm ready. >> jimmy: let's find out if drew is ready. are you ready if. >> i'm ready. >> jimmy: all right, drew. wow. what a great prize you're about to get. here we go.

>> guillermo: three, two, one -- >> jimmy: oh! oh, drew. let's look at that again in slow motion. he was right under it. oh, he was rigig under it. >> i almost hadt. >> jimmy: you did a good job. it. you don't get to keep it. >> sal: thai goes to the catcher, right? >> jimmy: very good. thank you, drew. one more. hi, what's your name? >> yvonne. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> florida. >> jimmy: do you think you can do this? so far no success at all. >> i hope to be the third one to doit. >> jimmy: very good. go ahead and put that helmet on, put the mask on. we'll go up to guillermo on the roof. guillermo, you have what? >> guillermo: i have a ball full of money. >> jimmy: a yoga ball full of money? >> guillermo: that's right.

with one dollar bills. there must be $40 in there. >> guillermo: $55. >> jimmy: all right. make sure to shake that up, guillermo. >> guillermo: okay. >> jimmy: why are you shaking it? this is not a lottery drawing we're doing here. >> guillermo: so it can look a lot. >> jimmy: all right, okay. let's check back down on the ground. are you ready for this? >> i'm ready. >> jimmy: how good is your vision? >> i have glasses on, s it's 20/20. >> jimmy: what? >> i have glasses on so it's 20/20. >> sal: she's swallowing her moh guard. >> jimmy: your vision is 20/20? >> i hope it is. >> jimmy: i hope son i'm wondering why you're wearing glasses if that's the case. be careful. here we go. gulermo, count it down. and drop it. >> guillermo: three, two, one -- >> jimmy: and here it goes. oh, let's look at that again in slow motion. you know what you can have the ball. the hell with it. there you go.

guillermo, you did a bad job up there. >> guillermo: all right, whatever. >> jimmy: we're trying to get -- later in the show i want you to practice, oy? >> guillermo: okay, jimmy no problem. >> jimmy: veg. thank you, guillermo. thank you, cousin sal. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight hot show music from the sufferers, from the brothers grimsby isla fisher, be right back with viola davis! [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by collection by michael strahan. available only at select jc penney stores and at "jcp.com." shopping for an suv? well, this is the time. and your ford dealer is the place, to get 0% financing for 60 months on a ford suv. that's right. just announced. ford explorer...edge...escape... and expedition... are available with 0% financing for 60 months. ford suvs. designed to help you be unstoppable. no wonder ford is america's best selling brand.

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>> jimmy: from the funny new movie "the brothers grimsby" isla fisher is here. from houston, texas, self-titled album "the sufferers" from the samsung stage. next week we've got new shows with kirst dunst, harry connick jr., superman and wonder woman will be here, henry cavill and gal gadot. also erin andrews, gabourey sidibe, bachelor ben higgins and his mystery mate on maybe not, who knows, he might be here alone.

day and special performances from sxsw festival from sia, 2 chainz and lil wayne. that's all next week. our first guest is a very gifted actress with two tonys and an emmy to prove it. her very popular show "how to get away with murder" wraps up its 2nd season on abc a week from tonight. please welcome the professor herself,f,iola davis! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look fantastic. >> thank you. i've been relaxing since the show, you know, just -- >> jimmy: that's your way of relaxing, eating and drinking? >> eating and drinkin and skipping. >> actually skipping? >> sleeping. i do skip also. but, you know. >> jimmy: when wawa the last time

>> i have a 5-year-old. i skip all the time. >> jimmy: you do? >> even with my bad knees. >> your costar billy was here. he injured you in a a x scene? isishat true? [ cheers and applause ] >> billy's ego. >> jimmy: oh, oh really. >> well -- we really went for it. >> jimmy: ririt. >> i said, listen, i'm always playing these maids, i always got tooain 40 pounds for a role. i said, i want to be sexy! i'm pulling out all thetops! so i went for it. and threw my back out. [ cheers and applause ] and, you know, the director said, slam her up against the wall! and then really gooor it, pull your pants down! and i said,,'m going to go for it, go for it! he slams me up against the wall - - six people are behind

and that thing is like shaking. it sounds sese, it really wasn't. >> jimmy: no. sounds dangerous is what it sounds like. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how do you -- you go home and you say to your husband, oh, my ck's killing me from all the sex i had at work today. >> i hid that injury like you would not believe. >> jimmy: you did, yeah. >> bear, bath and body. >> jimmy: i don't know how to approach this. as a man it troubles me. >> yeah? >> jimmy: but fromm a romantic point of view, i think it's very sweet. you got married to your husband for the third time. >> yes, i did. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: but, but, this is not one of those things whehe you guys got split up and then got back together. you just h he had three weddings. >> i like weddings. >> jimmy: so how does that work? >> the first time we got >> jimmy: okay. >> jimmy: right.

to rhode island and got married with about 100 people. and everyone id, you know what? the best photos are the candid ones. so we put disposable cameras on ery table, sepia tone, black and white. honey, those kids stomped the hell out of those cameras. they took picture of the floor, of teeth. there was a lot of toothless people at the second wedding. >> jimmy: family, yeah. >> that's another story. but -- so i wanted to have another ceremony tt was pretty, where i got to wear the you know. >> jimmy: soo you went through the whole thing? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how many people were at this wedding? >> 137 people when all was said and done. a few people that just kind of pushed their w through. then we had the greatest food, we had our signature drink, we called it juvie jules.

jewel russ and viola, they call me v, juvie juice, mango juice and tequqla. >> jimmy: that's the way to get a party going, a signature cocktail, like drinking a fruit punch. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: did you have famous people? was it all family? >> oprah was there. >> jimmy: oh, wow, you really did have fams people. >> jimmy wow. forget them, how about oprah? >> i didn't care. oprah had a -- she came with steadman. >> jimmy: were you nervous that she would have a good time? did you have somody assigned to her to make sure she enjoyed herself? >> no. >> jimmy: no? >> i sat down with oprah. oprah came. she was very, very chill. she looked cu. everybody had to wear white. >> jimmy: oh, really, okay. >> i'll tell you the one person who definitely was not fazed by oprah was m daughter. there's a pick and roll tour of her and oprah where she's just -- >> jimmy: really? >> so everybody was just super chill.

>> jimmy: did she get you a gift? did oprah get you anything? were gifts accepted at this -- >> oprah did not give me a gift. jimmy: oh! well, she has a year. . >> i didn't ask her to give me a gift. she invited us to her house, which i said now oprah, julius and i will be at your doorstep with genesis. until you tell us to leave, we are going to be at your house. >> jimmy: you're not going anywhere. i got you a gift. i mean, i'm sure it's not as good as whatever oprah's probably planning to send you. [ cheers and applause ] we wrapped it really nicely in this office depot storage box. but i think this is something that you can use, you can always use, you never have enough of this. this is for julius. this is a robe. >> i love this. >> jimmy: his initials on it. and then we also got you a robe

[ cheers and applause ] >> awesome. you know what, jimmy? >> jimmy: what? >> at first i thought it was going to be a crappy gift. you know when you get a crappy gift and you have to have that face? i'm glad it was a great gift. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i'll put it in the box. you should see the look on thee people at the robe places face, "i'd like a robe with vd on it." >> i haven't heard that one before. >> jimmy: yeah, your parents didn't think that out, i guess. >> they didn't even give me a middle name. >> jimmy: so of course next week is the finale, season finale. but the show has been picked up for a third season. . >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we know there is more murder to comeme the murdering will continue. i assume. >> i can't tell you that. >> jimmy: wouldn't it be -- >> you're always trying to be sneaky. >> jimmy: do you even know what's going to happen next season?

>> jimmy: you do not have an idea? >> no, and you can't make me tell you. you keep asking that question. >> jimmy: well, i'm curious to know. i wonder if you try to find out? if you just kind of trust shonda, oh, doesn't matter, i'lll do whatever she says i should do when i get there. >> i signed a seven-year contract, which means that i kind of have to go along with it a little bit. >> jimmy: right. >> pete norwalk, creator of f e show, he likes when it's crazy. he likes when it's sexually crazy -- >> jimmy: he almost killed you sexually, yeah. >> he did, yeah. >> jimmy: do you think pootete likes it when it's sexually crazy in his personal life as well? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] sometimes ople, when they're writing, they're expressg their fantasies. >> here's the thing, doesn't freaky?

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>> i'm ready, i guess. >> jimmy: guillermo, are you ready? >> guillermo: i'm ready, jimmy. >> jimmy: count it down. drumroll, please. >> guillermo: three, twowoone! >> jimmy: release the queso. there it goes. oh my goodness, babs. let's look at thattn slow motion and see what went wrong there. what happened? yeah, we were way off target. but you know what we did come u with a special rule for this particular contest. if you getny queso on you, you n the prizes, so grat lations. [ cheers and applause ] you get the new samsung galaxy s7 edge, tickets to galaxy life fest, and a trip tot

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>> jimmy: hi, welcome back. you know our next guest from "the great gatsby," "wedding crashers" and many films, next, you can see her alongside husband sacha baron cohen, in a new movie th goes deeper into

any movie before. >> w need to head inside, find schmitt, seduce her. >> never. >> you need to seduce her in order to find out what he bought from her husband. >> okay. >> can you see lena schmitt? easy to spot, wearing a green dress,s,he's absolutely gorgeous. >> she is gorgeous. >> jimmy: "the brothers grimsby" opens in theaters tomorrow, please welcome isla fisher! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. >> you too, i'm very good, thank you. >> jimmy: good to have you here.

know, we showed a clip of "brothers grimsby" on the show to the studio audience only. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and p pple were traumatized. people as they left, people t td me, i'm never going on safari ain. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it was wildly hilalaous. >> so funny. we showed it to an average american family, the kardashians -- >> jimmy: you did? >> they also loved it. they laughed the whole way through. >> jimmy: what do you mean you showed it to the kardashians? >> mutual friends. yeah, she hooked us up with them, they came over, we showed >> jimmy: wow. >> they loved the movie. well. so go the kardashians, thus goes the rest of the country. wow. now this is a photograph from the uk premiere of the film. that's you and your r sband. now, when youress up and you look very beautiful for the movie preere then your husband, does he tell you i'm going to only be wearing derpants and carrying a gun? or is this a surprise?

grateful he wasn't freeballing it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: something to be grateful for. yeah, yeah. well. by the way, you guys, is it true, i heard that at the oscars when sacha a d ale g., they told him not to do it? >> right. after he dumped kim jong-il's ashes on ryan seacrest he was banned. >> jimmy: he was on probation. >> right. but then he managed to wrangle his way in because we wanted to promote the movie. but he said, i want to sne in and do ali g. but i can't fit the costume on my body because of the metal detectors, they'll be suspicious, sweetie will you fit a giant yellow glasses, hat, weird inside yourspanx? >> jimmy: you were like a drug mule for him? >> yep. you could say that.

to taking hair off down there to go to events. instead of adding considerable amount of beard. then i had to fit the yellow glasses. i had to insert thedm too. it was a challenge to sit down. >> jimmy: you brought video. >> oh, yeah, i did? oh, yeah. >> jimmy: you're in the bathroom at the oscars. >> right, yes. i am really stressed out, actually, while i was d doing this. i've never put a beard on before. usually womenenre taking it off. >> jimmy: you're an accomplice to maybe a crime, i don't know what we would call this here. >> is it a crim i don't know if it's a crime. >> jimmy: i don't know, i think the oscars are k@nd of like -- >> am i never getting invited again? >> jmy: yeah, no, you're never getting -- yeah. >> oh, no. >> jimmy: i'm sure you'll be invited again. >> unless i pretend to be amy adams. >> jimmy: that would work, yeah. >> you know what, though, i was really tense. while we're in the bathroom, we had to sneak in for 45 minutes.

they're wearing hit sets, and i'm really scared of authority, i'm goody two shoes. honey, this isn't going to work! i had t go out and i said, something is wrong with his stomac it's really bad. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> i had to lie to everyone. which made me feel guilty. they gave me these tums. i thought, it looks suspicious. so i had to eat them. i thought otherwise -- anyway. i ate the tums. jennifer garner's knocking on the door trying to go to the bathroom. it was so stressful. >> jimmy:h no. then he popped out at the last minute. >> with a full ali g. gear onstage with olivia wilde. >> jimmy: did olivia know what wassoing on? >> no, i saw h face. she was like, oh no. >> jimmy afterwards did you get yelled at or anything? >> at that point i went straight to the bar. i'm not going to lie. >> jimmy: you did? >> i bumped into eddie redmayne and had a drink and i felt embarrassed. is. ed every interview on the bred carpet, they'd say, what are you

i'd say, eddie redmayne was going to wear this but i beat him to it, which was my dumb joke. >> jimmy: you got in a lot of trouble tt sunday night, you might not be allowed to live in los angeles anymore, never mind the oscars. >> yeah, you know. >> jimmy: sacha menoned he will stay in character the whole time during the whole movie. >> yeah. >> jmy: does that apply to you, his wife? does he stay in character with you when you were on the set? >> actually, yes and no. i actuallll got a bit -- he wrote me this character in the movie. he wrote the script. and i had to do a scene where i wass kissing mark strong. my husband was in the room playing nobby. i walked into the scene, kissed mark strong. which was written in the scpt. >> jimmy: by him. >> correct. and my husband goes, what are you doing? at are you doing? i said -- and i thought,s he joking? is he nobby? at's happening? he said, don't do that again, please. and i thought, oh, he's joking, whatever. i walked into the scene again the next take. and i kissed mark strong. and then he's like, you know what?

upsetting me. and i said, but you wrote it in the script. said, i'm rewriting it right now, don't do it. and i s like, oh my god, this is so unprofessional. >> jimmy: that's howt ended? did you do it again? >> no, then i was like -- i don't know whether it's nobby or sacha but clearly it's not going to happen again. >> jimmy: you ow what the problem is, your husband is out of his mind. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> what does that say about me? because i married him. intervention. >> jimmy: you are out of your mind byy proxy. that movie advice, very funny. >> byhe way, he kisses everybody. >> jimmy: and he kisses everybody. >> will ferrell in "talladega nights." the heavy guy in "borat." the ginger guy in "bruno." mark strong -- do i look masculine? >> jimmy: not at all, no, you do not. it's very good to see you. congratulations. "the brothers grimsby." it opens in theaters tomorrow.

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boy i want to go go go this is "nightline." >> tonight, celebrity twitter war. over kim kardashian's naked selfie. the sexy star slamming her haters. and an unlikely ally for kim k., kanye's ex amber rose telling us why she's now defending kim. >> if any sexy guy posted a nude picture, everybody would be like, he's hot, he's sexy. it's just a double standard. >> but it's not just hollywood's problem. we explore the very real consequences of social shaming. plus just call it nascar on

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